#i know the creature has a name

[front-facing-pokemon]

#larvesta #i guess this thing has “larva” in its name but it doesn't look like one to me #it looks like a fuzzy little creature. maybe i don't know what a larva looks like which!!! is fair. that is a thing that is true. that i #don't know what a larva looks like. i think i will live in ignorant bliss believing that all larvæ have cool fire powers and look like this #and they all evolve into volcarona. thank you #ugh. EVOLVE. i just finished writing a research paper about pokémon so i can't get the “evolve” puns out of my head #it was awful. you don't wanna read it #doing research was also not easy mostly just because no one wants to talk about pokémon in an academic sense #who knew!

[cestacruz]

Anyway since i dont think i actually posted these, have this

Bitches from a Monster AU theyre all gay

Uhh more in the tags cuz i dont wanna type here

#my art #fate grand order #artoria pendragon #salter #lalter #goddess rhongomyniad #saber #jalter #rhongomyniad and lalter are basically inmortal from literally thousand years before the set of the AU #they hate each other its fine #arturia is just. mm magic creature idk a specific name for it? if someone knows please tell me and dont just say furry because theyre not #salter's a vampire because im a simp #jalter is human because i find it hilarious #lalter is gay for jalter and theyre gay together #salter ends up being gay for jalter too and lalter wants to kill her but jalter is gay and has two hands #rhongomyniad has all the mental illnesses im sorry #obsessed with the descendant (arturia) of the royal family she failed to protect #designs are not like finished this is an OLD PIECE

[xbcrafted-daily]

an xb inspired fakemon line - exbite, exbow, and mercenexbe

i think seeing hermit/mcyt inspired fakemon would be awesome!!!

sorry im going to go full autism here - i designed these to be kind of like starter pokemon!!

Exbite (lv1-15) (Water), Exbow (lv16-35) (Water), Mercenexbe (lv36-) (Water/Dark)

As starter analogues they all have the ability torrent and the hidden ability storm drain - though i debated with something like keen eye/super luck so an accuracy or critical hit based ability

A possible stat spread would be bulky and high sp.atk, not incredible speed though

There is already a perfect signature move in Snipe Shot so it’s sharing with Inteleon haha, this is why it also cant have the sniper ability, like most water types it would get access to strong special ice moves as well as water ones. Maybe Thunder and Hurricane as well. When Mercenexbe gets the dual dark typing too it gets some nice dark moves and more setupy stuff, like the guy hes based on he can be a bit sneaky too! A scary rain dance sweeper maybe!

#this is my first time designing a fakemon since i was a kid so i know its not incredible in any way but it was still A lot of fun #i think the names are funny… they all have xb in it obvs #exbite bc it looks like a little creature (its supposed to look a bit axolotly) and bite just seems like a creature word (think gabite ig) #exbow because. it has a bow made of water obviously but also Oxbow lakes #mercenexbe because xb is. Good at pvp. Like a mercenary is good at fighting. And mer like mermaid i guess. Double puns #art post #mod kettle

[tj-crochets]

The creature is almost done! It still needs a flower crown and I think a necklace or a vest or something?

#sewing #handmade #plushie #I do not know what to name this creature #it has big soft ears and sharp metal claws #and it will have a flower crown!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Question about Frank! What is his fighting style? I know you mentioned he does hand on hand, but does he do any specific form of martial arts?? Or is it just kind of the basic, punching, kicking, ect. Also, does he have some form of magic, or is he basically like Howdy? (I'm just imagining they all play like.. actual table top DnD and Frank is getting irritated because his rolls are garbage-)

i'm not nearly well versed enough in martial arts to name styles or blend them - though i feel a "i need to know everything i can about this" fixation creeping up... so i might be able to provide a better answer later!

but for now lets just say he's adapted his own stylized form, blended from his childhood training, what he learns on the streets, and what he picks up on his travels / figures out himself. i imagine it would be an efficient, ruthless, and elegant personal style of combat

Frank has no magic! if he rolled for it he'd somehow get a 0! he and Howdy are the only magicless maidens of the group

#& man. i really want to make it a dnd au #but i simply dont know enough about dnd to be able to Accurately do that! #and also: i dont like restrictions and rules #but it's so funny to imagine the neighborhood gathered in front of home with sally dm-ing #or home is the dm. how would that work #wally helps i suppose... resets the dice so home can roll it with their front door #but unfortunately my knowledge and understanding is Limited #it would be in the style of the dnd movie - where its seamless & theyre not actually rolling or anything #but i dont know the spells! i dont know the lore! the monsters! #ok unless i do Another sit-down-and-crunch-learn-everything-dnd #....thats doable. if i just learn the creatures the monsters the lore #then homebrew the world and fuck with stuff to make it have wh vibes.... #it could be Loosely dnd. loosely tabletop. #then i could tag it with 'wh tabletop au' instead of fantasy au to differentiate it... #no no that still doesnt work. cause if it has secondary lore of 'its literally the neighborhood playing their own version of dnd' #i cant see any of the wally-centered drama happening. theyd all be like 'aw its ok that youre a warlock wally <3' & move on #but i still want to name it something Different! just to keep it separated! rpg? no... its still not a game... and its not dnd enough... #questing au? 'cause they're always on quests? mythical au? adventuring au? #place your votes now folks! the ballots are rolling in!

[ask-thearchivists]

Do you collectors have any holidays or festivals or whatnot you celebrate?

{It's going under a read more this got way too long.}

The Charmer: The Coordinator knows more about these things than any of us. Due to our lifespans we perceive time slightly differently than you, and due to the complete and utter lack of a planet we could designate as home, our way of measuring time is unfamiliar to your own traditions. We have large celebrations for personal milestones, we have other celebrations for certain astrological events specific to our assigned galaxy, that you might compare to a "holiday" as we do celebrate. But they happen over such an extended period of time with even more time in-between that the festivities and practices we adopt would seem incomprehensible to you.

The Cartographer: Oh I remember some of the major holidays. There is only one holiday I recall that works on a scale larger than Galactic, Which is the celebration of the Grand Constellation. I don't think she ever explained what that is, but it's what we refer to the Universe as. On planets, constellations are made of stars, for us in space we are moving through the stars so quickly that any one solar system's constellations mean nothing to us very quickly. Instead we measure things using the Grand Constellation, an expanse so great that even the quickest and most skilled Collectors may never be able to travel it completely.

The Cartographer: So anyways we celebrate the creation of the Grand Constellation once a Comet for the length of 100 Orbits. That's 1/1000th of the length of a Comet, so pretty reasonable. Uuuh, an Orbit is similar to one year for your species. It is celebrated at the end of a Comet, so we finished our last, and first, Flare celebration 23 Orbits ago. None of us are old enough to have had one previously. Besides that the holidays we celebrate mark certain things in our assigned galaxy. We have Galactic Equinoxes and Solstices, these are measured by tracking the orbit of the closest inhabited solar system to the center of the galaxy, seasonal attributes are assigned according to the cardinal directions of the Grand Constellation. The Autumnal Equinox will actually begin next Orbit, and last for 10 Orbits.

The Cartographer: The festivities for our Autumnal Equinox involve mourning traditions, because it is symbolic of the inevitable decline in life anything that lives will face. For the first five Orbits we fast as much as we are able while still conducting our jobs, really traditional Collectors will cut their hair short, but this is not necessary. The last five orbits we feast by indulging more in our consumption of astral energies and radiations. Another practice is Oblivion, where we enact minor changes to our Collecting, like if Cleaning is determined as necessary during the Equinox we abstain from the burning of the planet. Instead, we Collect everything with our star constructs according to minimum criteria as quickly as possible, and then leave them. I think it's...silly, it's meant to enforce to the mortals their powerlessness in the face of grand cosmic indifference.

The Curator: For our own personal milestones we celebrate new births by feasting on a dying star, allowing the newborn to eat as much as they want, hoping they will grow strong and powerful as an adult. First Collections are very important, and unless there is something extremely aberrant, we are meant to only guide. This is a sort of birthday celebration by the way. Another sort of birthday celebration is the Naming Ceremony. This is the last birthday a Collector will be super tiny and mortal sized, before growing into the size they will be as an adult Collector, and we commemorate this with the official assignment of their title and job in the Archive, thus becoming an official Archivist. It would be the second birthday after the First Collection, or about 500 Orbits later. The last major milestone before typical ones like living for your first Comet and such, is the celebration of the Collector becoming an adult, and earning the full responsibilities of their job. This happens 1,500 orbits after the previous one.

#ask blog #ask the archivists #asks are open #toh the archivists #the owl house #toh #toh oc #the archivists #id in alt text #You all will Never Know the stupid amount of research I speedrun to bullshit my way through #plausibly explaining the culture of intergalactic space creatures that are not only extremely literate in all astral sciences #but also ARE MADE OF SPACE AND EAT SPACE #it's absolutely not necessary at all but I am having *clenches fist* so much fun #the hyperfixation has it's hold on me #some of this I already had in my head like First Collections and Naming Ceremonies #I spent the last few hours focused on this post

[musubiki]

recently thinking about the concept of a new npc/semi-cryptid healer character: a little (REALLY little) old lady who rides around on a giant animal (boar or something) whose....family(??) has a long history of healing talents through accupuncture, herbal remedies, pressure points, chiropractic things, etc.

the family line/line of practice has a history of very long life BECAUSE of the healing practices, so this little old lady is maybe...150? 170? years old??? shed be the healer the guild goes to, since her remedies are BETTER than mochis magic AND limes tech junk, she can help any one of them without problem

but the odd thing about her is that shes NOT a witch, weirdly. her healing is 100% natural, which means it works on those with high magic res, since it has nothing to do with magic.

i also think the family history would have this weird relationship with witches, where theyre willing to heal them (for a price of course), but they absolutely REFUSE to give their secrets to any witch. "You'll just make it better and put us out of a job." they always say, so even mochi doesnt know what the hell is in that soup shes eating, all she knows is that its capable of instantly restoring 90% of her magic (5 day cooldown before she can drink it again though, lest she die)

#she either has a shop set up in a place easily teleported to OR she travels around like the merchant #though i think the teleport point makes more sense if you need to easily access her #becuase shes technically a human she doesnt pop up everywhere and anywhere like the merchant #(the secret is in the knowledge and ingredients) she says while cracking limes neck and somehow it fixes his sore foot #the insane old lady character #also the small(tm) character like robbie from totk or the grandma from ranma #her name is madam springs #(like hot springs!) she says (cuz i can heal you with a touch!) and then paralyzes you #do you think shed know certain pressure points like in atla where she can stop you from using magic #another reason to do magic commissions so you can buy these insane healing products #mochi: (looking at thing in bottle) its a potion? #madam springs: what?? no!! none of that magic junk. its called the hibbie-jibbie-remover. my own personal invention. #madam springs: takes away all stress in 2 minutes guarenteed!! #lime slowly takes the bottle away from mochi (i dont like that name.) he says #one thing about all the cryptids is that they all have a no-fighting policy within their vicinities #since multiple witches and magic creatures go to them. if you see another witch you have a beef with while youre there you gotta fight late #they dont let that shit slide

[sapphia]

let me introduce you to my strangest blorbo yet: grown men playing minecraft

#this must be so weird for my followers who know me from like star trek and stuff #they’re just the blorboiest i swear #*holds up jimmy* he is a creature to me #blorbo #life series smp #limited life #life smp #traffic smp #this-smp-has-too-many-names smp #hermitcraft #hermitcraft smp #empires smp #tumblr

[arsenicflame]

(bonus round! put in the tags how old you are <3)

#also tell me about them i want to hear about ur friends.... what kind of creature are they..... #im jst real interested! most of the people i know dont but i know its not uncommon! my mum still has all her teddies up in her room #i voted yes but its probably technically the no; but option jdjdjd- i had a couple of the exact same bear and when i was like. 7 i switched #over to mark 2 bc the first guy (who i had since i was. 4 months old) was getting Real worn #mark 2 is getting real worn now too i need to repair him.... #i bought myself a new one when i saw one on ebay a couple years back but im not sure i could change over at this point..... #his name is mr bear and he goes everywhere with me :) #and i am 22 #nyxtalks #poll #teddy bear #stuffed animals #plush toy

[lloydfrontera]

have i already talked about alicia knowing damn well the frontera family is actually stronger and more powerful than the royal family and the only thing stopping them from being a national threat is that lloyd has zero political ambition? if i have im sorry but i need to talk about it again like imagine the frustration. like this guy who came apparently from the middle of nowhere has at his disposal what seems to be the world's most powerful knight, a fucking bone dragon that acts like a puppy around him, has made friends with elves and orcs and even dwarves, has apparently swallowed an ancient divine artifact and who keeps doing stuff that by all means should be absolutely impossible. and he just wants to chill. he doesn’t even want to work for the royal family he wants to go back to his home and live with his parents and his knight and maybe go visit his little brother sometimes. it apparently doesn’t even occur to him that he’s probably the most dangerous person on the continent and that he could probably defeat entire armies and conquer a few kingdoms if he so wanted. he just wants to relax. i would be murderous.

#i talk a lot <3 #the greatest estate developer #the greatest estate developer spoilers #lloyd frontera #alicia magentano #this isn't even touching how. well. popular lloyd is. #the people of the frontera estate believe in him so much they don't even blink when they hear he can stop time #like that's the level of trust they have on him #plus he's saved two different cities #plus the whole deal with. god what was the name of the other kingdom. #kandahar? the place serazad is from i'm sorry i forgot i need to reread those chapters #OH YEAH I FORGOT THAT THE SULTAN ALSO WANTED HIM FOR SON-IN-LAW LMAO #like my dude could totally topple an empire if he wanted #but he doesn't #he just wants to take a nap. eat whatever he wants. maybe take a day off. #he's a simple creature it's not his fault life keeps making him escalate his projects ajshdjka #also i dont think alicia knows about this but he also made friends with an angel and has several dragons living near/at his house #oh god is lloyd gonna win thanks to the power of friendship?? #tged

[solannecontinuum]

Gabriel ULTRAKILL voice:

BEHOLD-! THE POWER OF AUTISM!

#tbh creature #BLOG TAGS LATER #There's no greater expression of love than making a TBH of a character you love .......... #surprise .... there's a bad anime I oddly gravitate towards and want to do a rage rewrite on #BUT HER. I HAVE BEEN AUTISTIC FOR HER SINCE 2016. SHE HAS NEVER LEFT MY HEAD #and realizing that has made her more paramount in the Paracosm .... MCS even #dont want to say the name of the anime she's from because sadly it's a fanservice anime and rather spare you all the trouble #BUT JUST KNOW. I LOVE HER. OKAY? I had a lot of fun making this <3333

[deus-ex-mona]

rage is a ✨way of life✨

#found out that i successfully angered someone by not showing up to work on saturday lmaoooooo #and im just like… gOOOOOOD. BE MAD!!!!!!!!!!!! #mans has no room to be mad anyway. it’s his fault i had to ot for 7 hours to cover his work for him in the first place soooooooo #a nd he’s getting demoted next year and im ahauxucjsjjsjsjsjxjdhss #in other news im kinda annoyed by my mother’s (unfortunate) pressuring of me to go to the upcoming family christmas gathering :( #like no way manssssss i haven’t seen the extended fam since my grandma’s funeral and i’d like to keep it that way thanks~~~~~~~~ #and a c h r i s t m a s gathering of all places… m a n. im half expecting them to drag everyone to church to end off the gathering… #i wouldn’t put it past the hosting aunt to do that ngl. she had tricked me into attending a church service in the past and all… #like. man. there’s this local mall that has a similar name to said church service… #so ofc it’s normal to assume that said mall is what she was referring to when she said ‘let’s go to [insert name]!’ with no context right??? #and uggshdhdjjsjsjdjs i don’t wanna be introduced to my cousins’ kids as ‘auntie [insert nickname i hate]’ bc that’s lame #and m a n. i definitely don’t wanna interact with my cousins’ kids. i either don’t know or can’t pronounce (or both) their names #i only remember the oldest one’s name (bc he has a stereotypical frat boy name) and the one who’s named after a ninja turtle #but none of the rest. i think some of them have names from my cousins’ spouses’ home countries? dk about the others though #i’m 80% sure one of the girls was named something like ‘triceratops’ but that doesn’t seem right… #being named after a dinosaur sounds cool though… or any prehistoric creature really #if i could choose my own name i’d like it to be ‘coelacanth’ #just so i can say ‘i coelacan’t do it!!!!!’ if someone asked me to do something i don’t wanna do. the pun potentials are endless mans #huh. wow… i started this off with a mad coworker and ended it by turning into a coelacanth… how did we get here anyway…? #oh wells no one reads the tags anyway uehxudjdjdjsjsjss my secrets are ✨safe✨

[seekingthestars]

made some new friends today 🥰

#personal #THEY ARE THE WORLD'S MOST PERFECT CREATURES 😭😭😭😭💘💘💘💘💘 #miso is the first little lady in the clip (she's smaller and her face has more white fur!!) #the second one (peeking over the edge) is one of the twins but i don't know which one 😭 #the twins are named zuko and azula and i adore them

[calenhads]

TLOU OC | THE BLACK DOG OF BOSTON

sometimes the short end of the stick is the sharpest sometimes the only road to take is the darkest sometimes all you gotta say is “daddy, make it go away” sometimes the only way out is as a carcass

[template]

#meaghan talks #hi mutuals are you awake #my horrible little blorbo my creature who has been wreaking havoc in my mind #sometimes in life your wife and daughter turn and you have to kill them but then some freak teenagers try to rob you several years later #and you have to be like are you kidding me. you are going to get killed if you keep doing such a shit job of thievery #here let me teach you how to not suck major ass at this #he scavenges shit outside the qz and brings it in to trade with anyone who will pay for it or give her something of value #worth noting in her design that she is supposed to have an eye patch and also look older #but pinterest is an evil place with no old people #they have a great number of fake names of course #and kieran is just another one of those but it's basically their real name at this point #he's very fond of it #but people who knew him pre-outbreak most likely call him murph since that was her fake name at the time #she just decided to turn it into a last name once she came up with kieran instead #no deadname no agab that's none of my business you and i both just have to be fine not knowing #tlou oc #oc: kieran murphy #edits

[chloecherrysip]

breaking news: local woman goes to the movie theater and somehow DOESN'T see the mario movie again for the millionth time? who IS she??????

#this APPEARS to be a non-mario related post but stick with me i'll bring it back around in the tags #instead i saw the japanese stage production of spirited away (subtitled) and it was absolutely lovely :) :) :) #i LOVE spirited away (makes me cry every time) and i LOVE theatre and to see how they translated so many incredible sights #from the movie to the stage was delightful #but let me tell you...the mario brainrot runs deep right now and my treacherous thoughts started taking me places #mario spirited away AU?? is that anything?? tragically separated bros fic where luigi is in the chihiro role and mario is in the haku role? #where mario saved his brother's life many years ago but lost his name and memories in the process and was corrupted by bowser's magic #and the experience was so traumatizing that luigi forgot about the other world they found together and has been told for years #that his brother simply drowned in the sewer saving him #and then as an adult luigi finds his way back into the world and has to serve bowser and fight the mushroom kingdom to survive #but at least he's being helped by a strange half-human creature who somehow knows his name without being told. at least there's that #I GOTTA PONDER ON THIS A LITTLE MORE BUT THERE IS SOMETHING HERE. I'VE GOT SOMETHING GOING ON WITH THIS #something that hasn't come up yet on this blog but is crucial to one's understanding of me: i LOVE weird AU's #i've never met a weird AU that i couldn't make work somehow. just watch me!!! #and also if you would want to see more elaboration on this let me know lol

[torgawl]

- the oratrice has to play a role in furina's plan to save fontaine. the original sin committed by egeria is probably what furina, as the hydro archon, is being sentenced to. could there be a way for furina to "separate" herself, sentencing part of herself to death and entrusting the future of fontaine's justice to another? (i'm still stuck in the three thrones so fragmentation of the self is something i think has been hinted at) could this mean the end of the oratrice itself?

- neuvillette looked like he was hovering above the entire city while using his powers. we know he doesn't have his full sovereign powers so if he is the one stopping the flooding, what power is he using? could he be making use of the hydro gnosis?

- the oratrice has been accumulating energy and power as a means to an end, it converts fontaine's people's belief in justice into indemnitium. could this be the power that will save the nation?

- remember nicole's quote after scaramouche deleted himself from the irminsul? "unfortunately, the fate of teyvat cannot easily be changed. perhaps a god may have a slim chance, but for anyone else... who can say. [...] history does not change easily, but human hearts can. believe your own eyes. only that which you see is true. what is unseen is but an illusion." this ties with the themes of fontaine a bit to well for it not feel like some sort of foreshadowing. nicole also appears in the trailer saying" the prophecy... yes, what has been prophesized will be fullfiled." coincidence? i don't think so. arlecchino and furina constantly talk as if everything is teatrichal and the name of this quest masquerade of the guilty also implies a false show. do i know what this means exactly? no. but you can't tell me this isn't big and related to the way atonement will be reached regarding the sin tainting fontaine and it's people.

#i don't know what to make of everything but i can't stop thinking about the trailer #i'm not informed enough on genshin lore for this brainrot 😂 #continuing though. there's no way skirk in human i'm just gonna say it. what is she exactly? no idea #i just know i looked at her and thought she looks straight out of honkai #could she be from outside teyvat/this world? could she be an abyssal creature? #but she's not just a girl no way people also pointing out how her designs resembles the whale and vishaps #she aslo apparently resembles this honkai character that i don't remember the name of who's also not human #so eyes on her 👀 #anyways that's all for now i think #i really wanted to write down this before i forgot especially nicole's quote i'm so interested in the hexenzirkel #oh there's also the narzissenkreuz ordo too!!! the clock falling has to mean fontaine was saved/the prophecy was broken right? #still curious about the possible narzissenkreuz member who said something about focalors 'fooling' them #i forgot the words #furina is so marie antoinette coded i love that for her what a queen #anyways bye ignore me spamming you all today 😂 #genshin thoughts #genshin impact #my post