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JJK Miscellaneous Headcanons: Satoru Gojo

Miscellaneous headcanons about Satoru Gojo. Single character for this post because I have so many thoughts.

For more characters please see my tag 'JJK Miscellaneous HC'

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Warnings: Casual interspersing of angst and humor.

Satoru Gojo

Bisexual. Very aware of how attractive he is to some people. Particularly heterosexual women. He is annoying about it.

Has so much rizz up until the point he opens his mouth. If he were mute he could sweep any person off their feet.

The man is a massive softie somewhere in that ego of his. It's just hard for him to slow down and actually appreciate things from time to time.

He is not resistant to vulnerability. The problem is he won't engage it himself. Particularly because of how he was raised. Because he presents himself as a shithead 90% of the time, most people don't care to prod and ask how he is doing proper. If ever given the chance he would spill his guts though.

He would never acknowledge the fact that maybe he is very severely traumatized.

Tsumiki and Megumi became weird little sibling figures to him. This helped a ton because the bar was already on the floor with how they were raised. Gojo however, grabbed a shovel and started digging. He left them primarily on their own and just paid for utilities and visited them on weekends.

Up until Tsumiki went into her coma and he felt responsible for her state because he didn't keep an eye on her close enough. That's when he started bonding with Megumi outside his training as a sorcerer.

He was not disallowed from competing in the exchange event during his second and third years at Jujutsu High. The Kyoto students who competed against him never forgave him.

He is good at everything he has ever tried, sure. But he will never try anything he is confident he wouldn't be good at. The biggest example of this is cooking. As a rich kid he has never had to cook he never will have to learn to cook and he will lie about buying food and presenting it as his own.

Massive massive bully mentality. In that his favorite people are the ones he can get a rise out of. It's why he picks on Utahime so much. She's never learned that if you don't respond they'll give up eventually.

It is almost a talent how bad this man is at timekeeping. He is regularly late to everything no matter how important it is. While mostly honestly accidental, it plays into that bully mentality of getting a rise out of people.

He is a little fruity with his gender but is still definitely a cis man.

Would have killed it on vine.

Bleeding heart for his students. Past or present. He has to make it hard to get a hold of him when he is on missions because he will get distracted. Especially if his students ask for help.

Has a big family but no siblings. When he was still en utero he was not even close to being the next head of the clan. Up until he was born and it was revealed he had the six eyes and limitless.

Blue eyes are a staple in the family. Just usually not that blue.

He would lose his mind if he ever met someone like him. Very much a dish it out but can't take it kind of guy. Unfortunately no one has ever really been able to dish it back.

So adamant about pushing his limits in terms of what he can get away with because he knows at some point there has to be a 'too far'.

He hopes there's a 'too far' at least.

For the love of god they can't just let him do whatever the hell he wants.

But every single time, they do.

Can't go to the aquarium anymore.

Maintains his undercut himself. Shaves it once a week in a bathroom mirror. It's a weirdly cathartic experience for him.

As a child he was really dismissive about learning combat because of limitless. Thought he was too good and untouchable. That changed quickly in his mid teens though.

Was actually much worse as a child than he was as a teen and even an adult. Entitled, bratty and unnecessarily cruel. The complex was developed incredibly young.

Awful cute aggression. Paired with low impulse control and insane strength, Satoru is very careful to not hold small animals.

Thought about a family for a long time. Especially because it was something expected of him as the next head of the clan. While he likes the idea of settling down, he doesn't want biological kids. Partially to spite everyone around him. Mostly because even as the strongest, he always had that voice in the back of his head that constantly asked 'what if something happened'.

It is not impossible that he has managed to learn to sleep like a dolphin with only half his brain at a time.

Indifferent towards cats or dogs. Simply not a pet person.

Used to hold very traditional ideas about the role of women in his clan. Incredibly misogynistic until his early teens. It was one of the first things that signaled to him that there was something wrong.

When it comes to Yaga specifically, he would never deny a request. He will groan and complain about it if he doesn't want to do it. But he will get it done.

His near death experience, between Heaven and Earth, was the last time he felt honestly happy. Not that he hasn't been happy since, of course. It was just a euphoria and clarity that could never happen again.

He and Suguru cremated Kuroi and Riko together. The only people that would mourn them.

More than willing to lie to people's faces about how much or little they mean to him. He doesn't keep everyone at arms reach as much as he likes to pretend he does.

Went out of his way to protect Suguru's family after he died. No matter what roles they played in his cult.

Answer to the trolley problem: do not pull the lever

Because of how light his eyes are, Satoru's only real weakness is a sensitivity to light and quickly adjusting between light and dark spaces.

Was particularly hard on Maki when she was in his class. He wished he could have helped her more in realizing who she could be. A part of him was terrified to.

Despite everything. If he couldn't ensure the safety of his students, Gojo wouldn't change a single thing about his life. Even if he desperately wanted to.

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baekhvuns · 1 year

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Right Borussia can play Bayern, but Bayern can play anyone else, even when they're not at their best 😬 Madrid vs Liverpool will either be a snooze fest or carnage

Well, well, well Baek, Barcelona's management is joining La Prison Liga sjjsiaidjshauausjwjwja? They got themselves into a situation, can't say I'm surprised 😬 also https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1635047573768798208?t=PEPL6YE82VxaovmUXE7E5A&s=19 lmao

And the Kyle Walker shit, have you seen it 🙃 I know it's just an average shitfaced British lad behaviour (sadly), but footballers truly have no decorum

There we go, Hybe withdrew the SM acquisition, interesting... I think LSM is perhaps the biggest winner. I wonder if Hybe keeps the shares they already have or sells them? All this clownery about being STRONGER TOGETHER for nothing, lmao. The mini disc keychains SM has been doing are cool, I've got this Key one: https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2248/9053/files/04.KEY_R02__SMiniVer..jpg?v=1676329034

Yunho you'll be free from Paris one day, I believe in you! How is the battle with the fic going?

Mother Baek, this isn't 1989, no, there's plenty of vegan food that isn't grass.... most vegans don't even eat salads myself included, lol. She needs some good vegan Indian food. I prefer being vegan, because I don't like eggs and I've had some problems with dairy in general, obviously it's easier to be vegetarian, but I can't imagine going back to it.

Hongjoong literally eats veggies I have it on camera, what the fuck is he on about. I can't believe some people agree with him though, no wonder most Atinys are tiny. I remember wheb they were shocked by Hwa eating raw tomatoes and??? I was only slightly off put by him eating them with sugar, but even I know someone who does that 🤡

Damn your own people being racist and xenophobic shitheads are the worst thing 🔪 like why are you like this, what are you trying to achieve? Oh wow I can imagine going to co-ed school was a shock for you

And I-fans with their weird ass sexual slogans need their tickets taken away wtf. Actually ban banners in general, especially big ones, because the way they always block the view 🔫

So about the Ateez Anchor thing, honestly my schedule is so tight, this is so fucking annoying! I have shit planned, plus I really need to save money, I want to travel and see things and it's unfortunately not free. I have some things booked in Japan that I paid a lot of money for so... this is not ideal at all 💀💀💀💀 neither Korean nor Japanese dates are good, also can't they stop fucking touring for a second??? Enough! How many more schedules does Korea and Japan need 🔫 are they under SM now. Watch them go to LA too. And I'm tired of KCON, just don't go for once 🔪

https://twitter.com/mykittyz8/status/1635136636903370758?t=KS-QwbPBn_p4CY8U-pevCg&s=19 - Now count a comeback and other schedules in there too. Getting 2019 flashbacks 🙃🙂🙃🙂 i'm not telling them to sit at home and do nothing for months, I want them to do stuff that aren't just concerts and fan events. Just release music, do some solo activities, but this won't bring KQ money. If it's truly an encore it means no more dates for this tour, so the alleged SEA tour will be a whole new one? 😬

Busan was so nice and warm <3 I visited some National Parks as well

I really don't trust any recent rom-coms, so I don't have high hopes 😭 tv series are better in this regard, but movies? Bad bad and unfunny

Personally I'd prefer if Ateez worked with some more interesting up and coming designers, cause the major houses often make either boring overpriced H&M or straight up ugly, but anything would be nice at this point

Hello DILF? https://at.tumblr.com/goldalarm/710892024223744000/w4jggzbw8wkc

Btw my friend was watching season 1 of Alchemy of Souls and I just remembered how much I loved the first part, part 2 had its moments and made me tear up a few times, but it just wasn't as interesting and I missed the OG Naksu, Mudeok and Jang Uk were the best ❤ I found Buyeon/Yeong version of Naksu a bit annoying and kept waiting for her to remember everything. They tried to distract us with kissing and lovey dovey stuff, but the plot holes were plot holing 💀 - DV 💖

hi hello!!

Right Borussia can play Bayern, but Bayern can play anyone else, even when they're not at their best 😬 Madrid vs Liverpool will either be a snooze fest or carnage //// Well, well, well Baek, Barcelona's management is joining La Prison Liga sjjsiaidjshauausjwjwja? They got themselves into a situation, can't say I'm surprised 😬 also https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1635047573768798208?t=PEPL6YE82VxaovmUXE7E5A&s=19 lmao

no seriously 😭😭😭 what the hell does bayern have in their system, they make everyone change after one season is it champions,,, OOOOOO im excited for that,, what do u predict the score will be? im thinking rm’s strategy would be to make it 0-0 seeing liverpool’s results

AYO AYO that’s rich coming from a madridista or wait VARdridista?? 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 real madrid not saying anything, we in the same boat, IF BARCAS FIRST MADRIDS SECOND 😭😭😭 no but this so stupid tbh, like what’s a laliga’s fraud ass gonna do, take money away for punishment if it’s true?? we’re already in debt put us in more 🥰🥰🥰 laporta and tebas are just ruining la liga w being embarrassing,, they won’t even let barca register their players and when they did, they changed the rules??? bruh we’re in debt let us have the kid 😭😭😭

bilbao fans are pressed, they lost to that handball anyways <3

barca going thru a crisis but here they are making romcom posters 😭😭

And the Kyle Walker shit, have you seen it 🙃 I know it's just an average shitfaced British lad behaviour (sadly), but footballers truly have no decorum

oh my god i did,,, no social decency, pulling ur football out in PUBLIC??? EMBARRASSING 😭😭😭 and recorded on the cctv 😭😭😭 footballers need to have dignity bc why are they loosing it every week of the year

There we go, Hybe withdrew the SM acquisition, interesting… I think LSM is perhaps the biggest winner. I wonder if Hybe keeps the shares they already have or sells them? All this clownery about being STRONGER TOGETHER for nothing, lmao. The mini disc keychains SM has been doing are cool, I've got this Key one: https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2248/9053/files/04.KEY_R02__SMiniVer..jpg?v=1676329034 Yunho you'll be free from Paris one day, I believe in you! How is the battle with the fic going?

FINALLY!!!!! vvv happy that they didn’t go and try to get the management rights,,, lsm is biggest winner but i think he’s banned now to produce music—which thank god we don’t want any noise 😭😭 a lot of people are saying thank godness they didn’t get sm like ayo ur company was embarrassingly spending money from all corners to get sm 🔫 it really is so cool! i hope sm’s album aesthetic + mv videos go insane this year! with kai’s rover being a movie masterpiece,, the sm soloists identity is what’s keeping me alive atp, taeyeon invu continuation !!!! WAIT THAT KEY DISC CHAIN WHAT THE HELL ????? it looks like a gameboy cd, the mind behind this design is absolutely amazing

yUnho will be free from my drafts one day, the battle is bleeding me out slowly but i will not give up, i will finish it and only then ill be able to write the next fic, 40k atm and angst has appeared <3

Mother Baek, this isn't 1989, no, there's plenty of vegan food that isn't grass…. most vegans don't even eat salads myself included, lol. She needs some good vegan Indian food. I prefer being vegan, because I don't like eggs and I've had some problems with dairy in general, obviously it's easier to be vegetarian, but I can't imagine going back to it.

OKAY BUT tO BE FAIR veganism wasn’t used only until the 40’s in the western societies & indian’s didn’t have a ‘word’ for it, it was non veg v veg tbh i don’t there is a word for it even now,,, we just ate our lentils,, miss ma’am eats vegan EVERYDAY bc that is our cuisine 😭😭😭😭😭 her idea of veganism is the western veganism </3 and the american and aussie masterchef’s do not help 🔫 i get pretty frustrated whenever they’re told to make something vegetarian and they all start moaning and groaning about it 🤨🤨 AHHHHHHH makes sense, what’s the best vegan food dish out there in ur opinion?

no ur right, people agree with his veggie boycott quite often, like damn? what’s got everyone having nightmares about them bc veggies can be so good if u make them right??? convinced hongjoong and those atiny’s are tasteless 🤚🏻 NO BC I WAS SHOCKED TOO BC A RAW TOMATO???? R A W ????? AYO AT LEAST PUT IT IN SOMETHING 😭😭😭😭 he ate it with what 😀 sugar? learning new things everyday

unfort it’s super common here bc those born outside are seen or make themselves feel superior than those from mainland,,, there’s this competition they like to have,, i see it to this day and it’s quite nasty how they’re treated i know many would not even go near them 🔫🔫 yeah! it was quite surprising! how was it for you? did u experience racism in the uk as a kid or were they surprisingly not bad? or did u tHROW HANDS

I don't think security said they disliked Ktinys, it's just stans complaining about alleged different treatment? Idk if it's true, but if it is I'm not surprised and they deserve it. Ktinys are honestly being the worst lately, wdym they joked about being sued by KQ for SA??!!?!?! Once I attend any Ateez schedule I'm bringing the bat for real /// And I-fans with their weird ass sexual slogans need their tickets taken away wtf. Actually ban banners in general, especially big ones, because the way they always block the view 🔫

THEY JOKED ABOUT WHAT??????

damn,,, in every fandom, the ktinys are really that bad ANON PLEASE ATTEND THE CONCERT AND BRING THAT BAT esp at those fansites 🔫🔫🔫 stop do u rmr the self promo with ‘mingi’s princess’ on it 😭😭😭 i thought we are here for the MUSIC and NOT BEING SOMEONES PRINCESS AYO, every day i wake up there’s something, something atiny’s are upset about i rly do be wanna leave the fandom bc damn, every tweet, you’re upset! every! single one!

So about the Ateez Anchor thing, honestly my schedule is so tight, this is so fucking annoying! I have shit planned, plus I really need to save money, I want to travel and see things and it's unfortunately not free. I have some things booked in Japan that I paid a lot of money for so… this is not ideal at all 💀💀💀💀 neither Korean nor Japanese dates are good, also can't they stop fucking touring for a second??? Enough! How many more schedules does Korea and Japan need 🔫 are they under SM now. Watch them go to LA too. And I'm tired of KCON, just don't go for once 🔪

NAUUURRR BOTH THE COUNTRY DATES??? u know what, standing outside the stadium seems nice 😭😭😭 u know what, might as well go travel bc it’s not like u go japan every year, ateez are atp always touring, NOT UNDER SM, UNDER JYP ATP! they’ll end up going euro again next year either way! NAURRR STOP THEYRE GONNA DO KCON 😭😭😭 + the whole asia tour too 😭😭

and if they get halazia in the set list, im tHROWING HANDS,,, ur right!!!!! release music! go to korean variety shows! do ur little vlogs! do the silly tiktoks! stop taking our money bc those tickets are not pretty to loOK AT! AAAAAAA HOPE U HAD LOTS OF FUN

get out, they’re doing kcon 😭😭😭

I really don't trust any recent rom-coms, so I don't have high hopes 😭 tv series are better in this regard, but movies? Bad bad and unfunny /// Personally I'd prefer if Ateez worked with some more interesting up and coming designers, cause the major houses often make either boring overpriced H&M or straight up ugly, but anything would be nice at this point

im placing all my hopes in these romcoms, all we can do is inhale hopium,,

not a romcom i think but this movie (?) looks really good, it’s like harry potter met narnia mets aladin met 90’s/2000’s movies anything, anything would be nice, do perfume ads, small puffy jacket kr ads, toothpaste ads, ANYTHING, this has me fjnefnkj

Hello DILF https://at.tumblr.com/goldalarm/710892024223744000/w4jggzbw8wkc /// Btw my friend was watching season 1 of Alchemy of Souls and I just remembered how much I loved the first part, part 2 had its moments and made me tear up a few times, but it just wasn't as interesting and I missed the OG Naksu, Mudeok and Jang Uk were the best ❤ I found Buyeon/Yeong version of Naksu a bit annoying and kept waiting for her to remember everything. They tried to distract us with kissing and lovey dovey stuff, but the plot holes were plot holing 💀 - DV 💖

STOP IT, THAT GRUMPY PROFESSOR ONE HAS ME HOLLERINGBFHWKFJEKCHCH

SEASON ONE WAS DEF BETTER THAN S2 100% !!! maybe bc it was like the beginning of everything, so everything just seemed so cool to witness, THE PLOT HOLES WERE HOLING😭😭😭😭😭 YOURE RIGHT FBWNFBDNJC. SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT, also have u watched the glory pt2!

weaknesses are showing

and damn, that serious for sk? 🤨

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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