#i kid u not

[pandoramarsh]

one of my favorite xie lian moments is undoubtedly when he was manipulated by the brocade immortal to attack hua cheng and he was like "oh NO i used a SEVENTH of my POWER to PUNCH san lang!!! any regular mortal would DIE from that is he going to be OKAY!!!?"

#mxtx took every possible opportunity to remind us that xl is strong as fck and yet SOME PARTS OF THE FANDOM STILL REDUCED HIM TO #uwu🥺🥺🥺🥺poor bby little meowmeow san lang oh san lang im smollll #i kid u not #he's so funny #xie lian #hua lian #hua cheng #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #hob #san lang #general hua #flower crowned martial god #the crown prince who pleased the gods #the sole god to ascend three times #fangxin guoshi #scrap collecting immortal #the strongest martial god in heaven #the strongest god period

[killa-trav]

he’s so funny help 😭

#interview was the regular shit nowt good #but yes this was exactly as it was like in the app #i kid u not #toto wolff #f1

[mammonswhore]

MC: Oh to be walking around hanging on the shoulder of a powerful man who could solve all my life problems.

Lucifer: If you want us to go for a walk together just say it.

#this is my dynamic with lucifer #i kid u not #he can solve all my problems #he is literally perfect #obey me #obey me imagines #obey me headcanons #obey me shall we date #obey me scenarios #obey me lucifer #om incorrect quotes #obey me! incorrect quotes #incorrect obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #obey me shitpost #hol shenanigans #source: me

[silverquillsideas]

A very random idea I had about drawing baby mileapo as Ponyo! 🥺💞

#Kinnporsche #Studio ghibli #Ponyo #Apo Nattawin #Mile phakphum #Kinnporsche the series #Fanart #I kid u not #I saw a ponyo gif on tumblr just an hour ago #and my brain immediately latched onto this idea  #My art #@silverquill

[gojoest]

6pm im finally ready to start the day

#— ai rambles #i kid u not

[mashuheartwrites]

u ever cry about the horrible things ur going to put ur mc’s through and then still do it?

#writeblr #writing update #wip #I kid u not #i was literally #sobbing #throwing up #and everything #and I still put them through it #the angst #is real #but I am realer #uwu <3

[softshuji]

I swear whenever I listen to music while I work (which I do every day) it is somehow even on max volume never loud enough. At this point I'm gonna end up blowing up my eardrums one day (which is funny considering I was deaf in one ear anyways)

#i kid u not #i need it louder #i need it vibrating in my damn blood #yk what's funny #i can hear really well now since the surgery #and yet somehow this persists!

[dcndrohime]

I keep getting Shinies out of nowhere.

#ooc #i kid u not #i caught a Shiny Reuniclus this time

[jikangairodo]

"Did you know that people in Malaysia eat toast with coconut jam and a half-boiled egg? They also makes this pan-fried bread called roti canai- It's supposed to be the best tasting bread in the entire world! I'd love to try it, one of these days. D'you think we'll be sent overseas on a mission? There's gotta be other jujutsu societies all over the world, what do you think? Wouldn't it be cool to meet other sorcerers from around the globe? I wanna travel as much as I can and eat all sorts of different food and meet all kinds of different people. My mom said that that's important because you gain different perspectives on things and that helps you connect better with others."

“Did you say all of that in a single breath?” Eyes wide, jaw slack, Kento observes his only classmate with a mixture of concern and awe. Now he’s faced with the formidable challenge of trying to recall every point Haibara made. It becomes a mental exercise, as the human memory can only grasp a few details at once, its capacity diminishing over time. Kento should’ve started taking notes the second Haibara opened his mouth, really.

For now, he squints, nose scrunching in contemplation.

“Coconut jam and egg combined doesn’t sound appealing at all.” Although, generally speaking, he’s willing to try anything once. “Um… do you think we can try to make the bread ourselves? I’ve made bread before and we can google a tutorial, probably.” It’s bound to be a disaster. After that, Kento falls silent while he wracks his brains for any other snippets he remembers. “I’d like to travel too, and try different types of food. Meeting other sorcerers is a hard pass, though. Why spend vacation talking about techniques and curses? Might as well be here.” When he fails to recall anything else, he sighs, signalling his defeat. "Remind me of the rest?"

#[answered] #ofrefulgence #alskfdjhalkjs #haibara pls #nanami only remembered #food points #and vacation #because hes nanami #this is the most #hes ever spoken #in a thread #i kid u not

[castielsbees]

finally started watching house md and all i have to say is now i’m actually motivated to do my anatomy homework and study for my lab exam tuesday so thanks greg house i guess??

#and tell me why my first thought this morning after watching it last night was #“i can’t wait to finish my schooling one day and become a crna bc #then i’ll actually know enough medical stuff to write house fanfic #i kid u not #house md

[jigrabble]

The true tradition of the life series, even stronger than whatever it is grian and scar has going on, is timny getting outta there first, and boy does he not disappoint

#When i tell you i cackled #Cheered even #Like those frat bois in that one meme #I kid u not #double life smp #double life episode 5 #dlsmp episode 5 #dlsmp spoilers #grian #goodtimeswithscar #solidaritygaming

[thelifeofniy]

on a quest to re-gain my black card… been watching so many classic black films. my next task is learning how to cornrow via Youtube.

#so many movie references by flyin over my head #and im only loc’d bc idk how to do hair #i kid u not #p

[divinedemons]

game devs letting my fave characters live in their reboots is how the disciples of jesus must have felt after he was resurrected

#i kid u not #ghost cod #cod ghost #simon ghost riley #aerith gainsborough #aeris gainsborough #cod #ff7

[sarayu-sunrays]

arey yyaaaar in two weeks its the school concert and our whole group is so bad this will be so embarassing

#we're supposed to be the best singer group in school #like the BEST #i kid u not #there are auditions for this fucking group #and we sound BADBADBAD

[jo-presta]

jo.presta || 19yo || star wars fan^^ ||

|| KOFI || <- my kofi^^ (my commissions are open:))

my art tag -> #jo-arts

#hello there #hellooooo #commisions open #my kofi #ko fi link #kofi commission #kofi #i kid u not #this gif is so funny to me

[indouloureux]

hi i'm halfway through 10k

#i kid u not #im not posting shit yet here u guys are 😍 #augustine.mp3