#i just. cut them a BREAK

[brother-emperors]

in reply to @puck-is-stuck’s tag #crassus x lucullus when: how about right now 👀

(for context, this is the sequel to this comic lmao)

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / tip jar!

#this was originally part of the previous comic I just didn’t feel like formatting it to be a mile long so I cut it from the post #and took a break to make dinner before uploading part 2 shshdhdh #komiks tag #modern au tag #sometimes a friendly conversation is taking shots at each other’s marriage. it works for them!

[suchawrathfullamb]

My time, my wine, my spirit, my trust. Trying to find a part of me you didn't take up.

#gave you too much but it wasn't enough but I'll be alright it's just a thousand cuts #death by a thousand cuts #songs #i love them they break me #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen

[todayisafridaynight]

motherfucker (affectionate) (derogatory)

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #jo sawashiro #snap sketches #quick break from comms cause if i dont draw my favorite disasterpiece old man i just might explode #every day i think of his cunty lil arms-crossed-hip-jutted-while-smirking pose cause it makes me giggle #like cut to ten cutscenes down the line and hes The Most Kicked Dog man ive ever seen. actual peak comedy #also i am using a different brush hi. im testing things #ok bye i should eat cause i have to make a phonecall in like. thirty minutes LMAOOO FUCK-- #oh before i forget. Obligatory Lips Mention like at this point its so illegal to Not draw them but i also know whenever ttm smiles #theyre literally just gone they literally vanish. its actually magical #ok bye a blt has my name on it

[neptunesailing]

mayoi (enstars x hnk au)

#nep draws things #ensemble stars #enstars #sketch #mayoi ayase #enstars x hnk au #hnk au #ouoououououu i am soooo proud of the mayo on the right hjhjrhgrghrhgrhghgrghrhg he is so !! #showed this to a friend before i posted and they said his hair would taste like frozen grapes and i had to break it to them that it'd break #their teeth JHDHJFHJSDHJFHJSHJFSJD anywayy i might redraw the aira one.. he needs some attention too ^_^ sorry i only design for hii.ai / #alkaloid but THEY ARE MY FAVS........ by this logic i should be drawing more sw.itch but . i just . *waves hands* alkaloid !!! alkaloid so #special to me.. anyway tatsumi has another job other than patrolling with mayo which is why mayo has the winter uni and tatsun has the norm #i was maybe thinking tatsun would be a healer like rutile is..? nothing is set in stone (pun intended) for now ahha but tatsun can still #fight jsut fine!! hes more of a watcher for mayo. mayo fights more since his hardness lvl is much higher than tatsun's. during the spring a #stuff tho i think mayo kinda hides around? still not sure.. youd probably see him around tho in the shadows (ala canon i guess) and i guess #thats how hiiro and aira get to know mayo outside of patrols.. OH the reason why mayo is on winter patrol is because he gets too nervous #working with other gems and he kept messing up and hiding away whenever he did mess up so :((( yeah he usually fights by himself OH I SHOUL #EXPLAIN WHY HE CAN SPLIT INTO 2 its because of the spinel law something somethign rotated at 180 degrees at some axis but ANYWAY his hair #is longer in his singular form but you can see in his split form his hair is cut differently than how we normally see mayo's hair- and also #theyre mirrored!! their braids are on different sides and the side w/o the braid is shorter!! and the moles are on opposite sides too heheh #holy shit i wrote so much in the tags..... anyway THANK YOU SOS SO MUCH TEA FOR REMINDING ME OF THE HNK AU AGAIN AND ENABLING ME TO GO #INSANE OVER THIS AU AGAIN UR AMAZINGGGG <333333

[sracha]

i cant stop making these damn things

#taking a break from rsbrd week suckfest grind. to draw my precious amoebas. u got to look after them. #playstation post is my fave. theres no context it just sounded funny to me #ravens like okay whatever that means. do you wanna watch me bite the controller after i die #the prime cuts are alllll here we got vampys we got queen summer we gotttt.. musician midlife crises...smile #also 'are you stupid' but if they were two apples tall

[ohtendril]

two of you. always in sync

#you know what i wasnt gonna do this but i rewatched prodigal son and uh. some of the frames made me crazyyyy this time around #and i love imagery it has to be said #its like. this time around i actually Perceived them. and not watched them like. every time liv looks at el its like. she cant believe it #like she's looking at a ghost. like he's gonna disappear any second #and at the same time. she can barely look him in the eye. she looks at him when he isnt watching. lest he sees. lest he recognizes her #and what shes feeling. lest she recognizes that he still knows her and *sees* her even after all this time. and she cant have it. she wont #so she watches him and observes him like shes both memorizing him and recognizing him.especially in that interrogation room... fuck me bro #that metaphor. of her standing right between el and the suspect. up against that mirror. and we're seeing her reflection. #the present liv the captain watching like a hawk and the past liv. right behind her back in the room with el sensing him and seeing #him getting ready to pounce. like the shot of her with el's fists in the background. oh mama. she just knows “do you need a break detective #and then them being literally divided in some of those shots. by the window binds by kathy and space and actual doors #(and her sliding those doors in the first place and then watching from the other side and the cut to her again watching through the door an #OPENING IT???) #and i havent even talked about el lmao. but it's svu it's supposed to be liv centric (well) but anyway #i havent essayed in the tags in so long i forgot to tag this in the beginning oopsie daisy #svuedit #bensleredit #eo #lawandorderedit #svu #benson x stabler #*mine #*svu

[orkowhereheshouldntbe]

[ID in ALT!]

Hey everyone,

As of January 20th, I'll have been running orkowhereheshouldntbe for two years. It's been so much fun, and I've learned so much about photo editing and media. But I don't feel like I can keep up with the daily posts anymore, and I don't want to keep half-assing things in hope the spark comes back. In other words, as the bio warned, the joke's gotten old.

That's not to say this blog is going away - I plan on leaving it up, and I'll still take requests and suggestions. I may even make a post of my own here and there when the mood strikes me. But I think taking the burden of daily posts off my shoulders will help.

I could never have anticipated a one-off inside joke like this becoming such a big part of my life, or taking up so much of my time. I'm proud of myself for managing to keep things going this long, even with the breaks I've had to take. And I'm endlessly grateful for all the love and support I've gotten on my posts. I'll have a special video on Saturday, to commemorate the blog's anniversary, and as a gift for all of you.

This isn't a permanent goodbye. It's just a change from how things have been. <3

#notorko #announcement #to clarify: 'daily' posts means making a bunch of orkos at once and then queueing them to post daily. i am not making one a day #honestly my main two struggles have been inspiration and motivation. #bless my friends and family for putting up with my regular requests for the former lol #but yeah that last break i took last year really got me thinking about this blog and how much more i can give to it #and i think cutting things off at the 2 year mark is a good move. a good spot to end things #(even tho i'm not ending things not really. ykwim) #i'm not sure what the 'theme' will be for posts this week. usually i do one but nothing feels right #so i'm just gonna carry on as normal! and do things that sound fun! #if you've read all of this you're a saint. thank you

[humanmorph]

made a leap + millie stamp last week & finally got to print it : ) (i don't have an inkpad at home but there ARE multiple at work 😌)

god i gaf about them 🤖🐟

#hi. its me. your resident leap&millie friendship enjoyer #friends at the table #fatt #partizan #exeter leap #million blue #vermillion blue #art #rosa art #im working on a linol cut currently but i took a break last week bc i wasnt sure about a bit of composition (its solved now!) so i did this #rubber is... softer and easier to carve obviously but i think but linols. just better #im glad this turned out well though : ) theyre cute. #long post #tumblr didnt wanna let me do the layout i wanted but whatever the fuck.look at them #i wanna get more linol plates soon i have some more fatt ideas (pal) maybe? and then id like to try and see if i can do a mech. #this shit is sooo fun #i also have another of these rubber things. idk what to do with it yet though!

[dol--blathanna]

And then she used the bad outfits to wipe out half the universe

#ok i will try to stop being mean about TWN i swear #it's just that i can't get these godawful costumes out of my head #like ok i don't get book accuracy i don't get yennefer treated fairly i don't get a good edge of the world i don't even get good aguaras #can i AT LEAST get good costumes???? #then lucinda broke into my house spat in my face and said no #and i know i'm being mean but it just sucks that the direction of the costumes and the style of the designer is one that i ABSOLUTELY HATE #and to top it all off there's no real cohesion with the outfits and the world #or even the outfits and the characters themselves #lucinda's interpretations and justifications behind the costumes is just one that i don't particularly like #like if there was good reasoning behind them but they weren't executed well then i wouldn't be as disappointed #or if the reasoning was stupid but the costumes actually looked good (or good enough to not completely break my immersion) #that would be at least something #but I get NEITHER #also shout out to two outfits that didn't make the cut: #the stupid fucking bright purple cloak while yennefer is on the run (does not fit in with the practicality of the narrative or character) #and the leaf/constellation (?) dress in 203 that looks like it's five seconds away from slipping off and flashing us all #it's a nice dress in isolation but for me at least really doesn't work with what's happening in the scene narratively or for yen's characte #anti twn #twn critique #twn critical #twn negativity #anti witcher netflix

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Brazilian Grand Prix - Mark Webber

#i thought mark deserved some gifs as well bcs even tho he won the race all the focus was on jense haha #the worst was when he got up to stand on top of his car and celebrate and then the feed instantly cut to jense pulling into parc ferme ;; #mark wins his 2nd gp and gets like probably a minute of podium footage LMAO #anyways i like the third gif bcs he looks like in a video game where the character's expression glitched #mark please talk with your hands more cmon i know you love it #the two moments where his hands are in frame absolutely had to be included(dedicated to dru hehehe) #(as always: my god the lighting in these pressers is absolutely horrible) #(it just makes everyone look so washed out and ghoulish LMAO) #(i said this before but still it astounds me. every time before i recolor them im like '...wait do i rly find this guy attractive?') #also i meant to finish this season during summer break but ran out of time!! so ig AD will be next week? #i could do it but like i dont wanna clash w zandvoort and ik its a podium i will rly like too so i dont wanna rush it #but ughhhhhh why does f1 coming back from break have to coincide with my school coming back from break #mark webber #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1 #2009 brazilian gp

[emdotcom]

I run a modded Minecraft server for my friends & me, & we run the spectacular Cobblemon mod (it's REALLY good, cannot recommend it enough). Not all the 'mons are modeled, though, so we ALSO are running a supplementary Cardboard Cutout Mon, which replaces the default "no model found" substitute doll with a flat sprite.

None of those sprites, however, have shiny forms, so I've been slowly digging through to rectify that :3 + add some additional forms that ain't there. Behold! The only edits I felt were substantial enough to post.

#pokemon #Hisuian Zorua #Hisuian Zoroark #Magearna #Zorua #Zoroark #pixel art #Shiny Edits #pokemon edits #gale chatter #okay you can see that like. if i can salvage a bit of the sprite i will. like magearna is largely unchanged #but for hisuian zoroark that wasn't possible. the design is so different i had to draw at least half that #& you can see that for the 'suians I'm breaking some 'rules' of the sprites (limited color palette) for the gradient effect #but I feel like this is a fair instance of that & am tryna keep it to a minimum #hisuian zoroark & zorua are modern pokemon that don't need to work with limited pixels & palettes & thus are designed accordingly #so in trying to translate them back i COULD self-impose those previous limits on myself but it literally wouldn't change the file size. #see at first i thought these were just like. the little menu sprites in the games. but i pulled a low key toxtricity in bc i couldn't find #& the size & style are not the same which implies that either 1) the modder got those sprites somewhere else or 2) made them all themselves #i cannot stress enough #hundreds. hundreds of sprites. like i cut out redundant sprites bc the mod hasn't been updated but it is taking me TIME to go back & shiny #also hey yeah the mod is for a prev version & the redundancies are giving me a HEADACHE if i ever fix this up maybe I post the mod tbh #see it doesn't sound that bad until u get biblically accurate cutiefly & texture error cacturne on your doorstep

[quicksiluers]

Your ship is a wonder Mr. Andrews, truly. 

Thank you Rose. 

#rose dewitt bukater #thomas andrews #titanicedit #titanic 1997 #my edit* #i just *gestures* love them #one day...i will break into cameron's home...and get the footage of rose taking andrews' notebook #because it was filmed!! you can see her passing it back to him!! #and it's a crime that a cute little moment like that was cut #anyway i love thier dynamic :) #movie: Titanic (1997(

[meownotgood]

i love the idea of aki being really strong without seeming like it especially because of his uniform. manhandling or carrying someone with ease and not breaking a sweat. you never really pay too much attention to it until he rolls up his sleeves and you see his forearms or hands. im drooling.

he definitely doesn't look like it. even when he's out of uniform, he's on the leaner side, he isn't crazy muscular. but aki is a lot stronger than he appears, much more than anyone gives him credit for.

dont forget that he regularly beats up guys from division 2 in boxing matches without even trying... he's really quite tough....

#the way that the guy he's fighting is 2x more muscular than him #but aki still beats him with ease #god aki in these panels.... I'm....... I'M...... #the low cut tank top..... his shoulders and arms... his collarbones #you can't see me right now but I'm on the ground slamming my fists and crying and choking and sobbing and frantically spasming #aki please I want you #he's so cool and hot #we're going all night I don't care if the bed breaks we aren't stopping #I wish we got to see more scenes of aki fighting #him fighting katana man is one of my favorite scenes in the manga #but I also like how even though aki is pretty tough #the devils in this world are just so powerful that regular humans can't stand a chance against them #please I want animated tank top aki soon....... #I wanna bite him all over #I like lean aki #aki who is strong and you can feel his muscle when you touch him but he really doesn't look like it #I've talked about it extensively but if he's using a sword a lot the strongest parts of him would be his shoulders and his back #ok I need to stop talking #ask mags #aki <3

[carefulfears]

thinking about how sarah connor was a girl who worked in a diner and wanted to go to a late movie because her date ditched her and kissed her pet lizard on the mouth. in a deleted scene from the first film, she tells her time-traveling warrior that when this is all over, she wants to take him to disneyland. buy him a hot dog. "i want it to be over for you." when we see her again, 10 years later, she's strapped to a psych ward bed. she's screaming of the end times, how everyone is already dead, there is no future. she's snapping at her kid until he cries, because he wanted to help her.

#nurse she's talking about the ramifications of trauma in media again #i love sarah. i love her rage. i love that she's the only hope for the future. #not just because she births the leader of the revolution- because she TRAINS him #the reason sarah has to live isn't so that john can be born. it's so he can be lead by her and taught by her. #he wouldn't have the skills he needs if she didn't have them first #T1 is a good movie but it would've been elevated by the deleted scenes tbh #especially the cut line where sarah says 'i want to buy you a hot dog so bad kyle' #it's actually heartbreaking to look back on after seeing how the truth breaks her and how kyle's death affects her #all of those things she wanted to do with him- she can do with their son. the world hasn't ended yet. but it's going to and she doesn't. #she won't even share his fries #ALRIGHTTTTT IM DONE TERMINATOR POSTING FOR TODAY #terminator 2 #sarah connor