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Tfw ur alien supervillain ex roomie knows more about your prison curse than ur family does
Stuck as a sixteen year old with your worst enemy on speed-dial makes for a terrible combination, it turns out
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Silly nether au me and @wren-kitchens made up yesterday. I’m gonna need to draw Joel at some point too. Joel is a blaze, scar is a piglin, gem is a wither skeleton!
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biscia it’s 2am over here for me rn so im gonna ask you my ultimate question:
do you think papyrus smoking is interesting?
im mainly talking about underswap here but i find it strange he does that there when. sans himself doesn’t smoke?
maybe papyrus smokes due to stress—idk, this ask is kinda all over the fuckin place LOL i think papyrus smoking a big ol cigarette is funny regardless if it fits him or not
I don't care about the swap dude, but canon papyrus should exclusively smoke with undyne when their cooking lesson goes wrong so they can light up the cigarettes on the house fire
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I came here for you, old woman yuri enjoyers
My concepts for the Moon and Sun
Bonus: Gigantic old lady harassed 4.6 ft man just for fun and that's it
I think, she is that type of person who is quite calm, but most likely from this person you will hear the worst things in your life. You will scroll through one of their two-way phrases after which your face will wrinkle like the back of a sphinx cat or it will happen immediately after what has been said and this thing will have a sexual context.Not the worst person in your life, but they cause inconvenience on occasion.
Caine calls her frisky, but I don't get why is this trait in female character is interpreted in such innocent and incredibly infantile way ugh.These are adult women.She says these indecent things and knows how to watch the reaction. I support women wrongs.
SHE NEEDS A WOMAN WHO WILL SAY JUST AS INAPPROPRIATE THINGS.
Sun has absolutely ridiculous humor. She doesn't care at all she's fine, good for her.
Sun and Moon have their own safe place. Old butches in love.
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one relieving thing about joining transmasc communities on tumblr was discovering i wasnt the only one who experienced internal compulsive heterosexuality and and compulsive non-masculinity (aka "being masc is gross and predatory its better to be skinny, white, and fem-androgynous"). honestly im much happier as a fat, hairy, gay man than i was trying to fit the Tumblr Standard of a Proper Enby
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Listen!!! Selfshippers who are chubby or maybe just a little over weight or anything similar!! Imagine your f/o begging you to cuddle. They see you after a long day and inmmediatly go towards you. "Darling, i NEED to hold you...." (It's very relaxing for them okay?? Your body is perfect for hugs.) If you said no they will start whining like a kid and said they would do all the chores if you let them. Adore how soft you are too!! Obsessed with your cheeks, they pinch and even bite them!! And they melt when you get angry due that!! And your belly,,, oh god they're obsessed with it. Kissing, squeezing or even rubbing it. They let you use whatever clothes makes you more comfortable but always ressure you that you look great in anything (But honestly they prefer see you in nothing ehehe)
Oh!! And they love see you with their clothes!! It doesn't matter if it's big for you, fits just well or barely fits, YOU'RE WEARING T H E I R CLOTHES!! AND YOU LOOK SO PRETTY OH LORD THEY NEED TO KISS YOU OR THEY ARE GONNA PASS OUT HOWCANYOUBESOPRECIOUS---
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I dont know who needs to hear this- but self-care doesn't have to begin, or be,- skin care, nails, lashes/brows, workouts, hair care, etc, or any other "aesthetically pleasing" "glowup"- and I'm just gonna say it- other buzz words that usually rely on societal beauty standards and buying products to fix your life.
what self-care starts with is you, what actually brings you happiness. self-care starts with finding your happiness.- because happiness leads to contentment, which leads to joy.- and once you find that, so much more can fall into place for you, and you won't feel like you have to "fix" your life as much as you'll want to improve and grow in your life- for you.
-taking care of your body is so important. but I fucking hate as someone who struggles with self-worth and productivity limiting mental health issues and going on to what should be open-minded and diverse tags and being flooded with male gaze-i-fied gatekeeping ideas on what makes someone an "it girl".
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I took her to the Vet for a check up/fecal test and yeah she did have worms :) and then when I got home my neighbor called and said her owners where posting on nextdoor looking for her, so thankfully she wasn't one of the byb dumped dogs but i still think it's weird to have left a malamute puppy outside in the Texas heat with fleas and worms while you're at work all day.. we found her early in the morning and they weren't home and posting about her missing till nearly 12am.
anyway we gave her back to her owners after the vet... hope not to see her running around in the streets again because this is the 2nd or 3rd time shes been seen running around the neighborhood. unreal.
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