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dreamofjoys · 1 year

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𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔

— scenario: how twst characters show you how much they love you

— characters involved: riddle roseheart, leona kingscholar, malleus draconia x gn reader

— cw: fluff! reader is implied to be shorter than the character in leona and malleus's part

— a/n: happy international women's day! just wanted to write some fluffy troupes for you guys (after a really painfully long mia and my laziness)

were you late for the unbirthday party that riddle invited you to? don't worry, this cute boy won't scold you about punctuality

instead, he would ask for the reason that made you late

did crowley give you too much work again? did the trouble makers in his dorm drag you into some mess again? let this red haired dorm leader settle the burdens for you

riddle can be quite naggy sometimes, especially towards the dorm members when he spots them not following any queen of heart's rules

however in your case, he is naggy towards your own well being. did you take your lunch today? are you sleeping enough? did anyone bully you in school?

would occasionally invite you over to his dorm just to try out new pastries that trey made (the both of you are taste testers for trey's pastries and no trey totally did not try experimenting new stuff just to give you guys extra lovey dovey time)

i believe he never really read any romance books before, but starts picking them up once the both of you started dating, so that he could get a gist of what a boyfriend should do and how dating should be like

a little awkward sometimes but he tries his very best to make you happy

overall he's just a small little chipmunk that looks out for you in every way and tries to improve himself for you and a little clingy

he's like the.... most unbothered person in the whole campus

doesn't care what's going on as long as it doesn't bother him

has zero tolerance for pests

...... you do know that he doesn't see you as a pest, right?

his ears perched up whenever he hears someone mentioning about him

definitely had his sleeves rolled up tight in case he needs to fight whoever that was bad mouthing you

leona hates loud people, but he doesn't mind you talking his ear off and telling him about your day

he may look disinterested, but trust me, he remembers everything that you say. why? because he cares

you often find yourself surprised when he remembers something that you told him the last time while he was "asleep"

another thing that he does to show his love towards you is that he shares his food to you

he's a big sucker for meat, and a big man like him definitely eats a lot. he doesn't like to share his stuff too, so be glad that this grumpy lion is sharing you his portion of food

frequent head rubs!! he likes to rub his cheek on your head while holding you tight against his body, the warmth of your body lulling him to sleep in an instant

btw lions show affections by doing head rubs :D

congratulations, you are now the most spoilt person in twisted wonderland

for every second you breathe, gold coins starts pilling up in your room

for every second you blink, treasures starts littering itself everywhere in your dorm

for every second your heart beats, you find a clingy dragon fae snuggling into your chest, a tight grip on your waist as he holds you close to him

malleus is a big man, and everyone would assume that he would love being the big spoon

the truth is, malleus enjoys being pampered by his lover

no, he doesn't need money, treasures, or some weird magical artifacts

he just needs his lover to pay attention to him, THATS ALL

in return, he would do anything for you, anything

do you wanna play in the snow in the middle of june? night raven college should be making preparations for early winter

are you eyeing on that tiara that vil happens to wear on his set for a movie? well, it's yours to wear now

are you having some intensive late night cravings? sounds like a good timing to go on a date right? let him just teleport the both of you to the other side of the world, where the sun is still high while the both of you can enjoy a hearty meal and explore the place

he's the type of lover that would burn the whole world just for you

nothing can ever exceed or surpass the amount of love he have for you

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland riddle #riddle roseheart #riddle x y/n #riddle x reader #twst imagines #twst fluff #twisted wonderland leona #twst leona kingscholar #leona kingscholar x reader #leona kingscholar #twst malleus draconia #twst malleus #malleus draconia #malleus x reader #dreamofjoystwst

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mystarsohee · 15 days

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AAAA ANOTHER KPOP AGERE ACC HELLO ! i was wondering maybe could u write anything for cg!eunseok? （/｡＼) maybe he plans an outing but his tiny is too shy to go out when small? thank u !!!

don't you worry

genre: fluff, like a pinch of angst

its springtime, the weathers nice, and theres a new dessert place down the road eunseok wants to visit. just one thing, you're feeling a bit too shy.

!!! non-sexual agere, only cg name used is seokie.

cg!eunseok gn!reader

eunseok aimlessly scrolls on his phone, while his other hand softly massages your head. a cartoon plays on the tv, which has kept you entertained for the past thirty minutes. you enjoy moments like this. comfortable silence, with affection from eunseok.

during his doom-scroll, he stumbles across a recommended post on his feed. "Memories Café, now open! Serving an assortment of cakes, churros, and pastries!" he looks down at you. he knows very well how much you love desserts. like, love desserts. eunseok knows you're going to enjoy the cute café. so, he saves the post and looks up the location. its on the next block! checking the time, its almost lunch time.

"baby, its almost time to eat lunch. what're you feeling today?"

too focused on the colorful show playing, you shrug. honestly you don't know what to eat. eunseok makes a move to get up, probably to reheat the leftovers from last nights cooking session together.

you're right, as you hear the microwave start. you get up to follow, and be good by helping set the table. you watch eunseok take the food out.

"thank you seokie!" you happily say to him.

"you're very welcome sweetheart. oh, i wanted to show you something!" he pulls out his phone, and opens the post showing the café.

"cute right?"

"oh yes, very cute. lets go some time seokie!"

the both of you continue to eat your food as you giggle together about various things. eunseok always enjoys spending time with you, creating moments neither of you will forget. he admires you while you slightly tease him for the sauce on his cheek. wait-

"huh? sauce?" he wipes his face while you laugh at him.

after your meal together, you play for some time while eunseok cleans up the table. after he finishes, he comes and joins you in the living room.

"hey my baby, are you up for a walk? we can go get some dessert? you've been so good lately, i think you deserve it. the weathers so nice too!" he says to you. you have to say yes right?

"uhhhh.." you think for a moment. "not really seokie.."

"oh? you don't want any dessert? thats a first." eunseok is stunned. you've never denied dessert! even if you finished all of your dinner, which usually makes you full, you'd still happily munch on some sweet treats. he makes a face at you, not to tease you or anything of that sort. just because you don't usually react this way!

you see his face, and your heart drops. he looks disappointed. you didn't want to make him upset! you quickly jump up and abandon the toys you were playing with.

"seokie.. don't be sad! im sorry." you say, cupping his face, the same way eunseok would when you were sad.

"hm? im not sad baby, im just a bit confused. you love dessert and going on walks!" he says, fixing his face now realizing how it came off wrong. his heart warms, seeing you mimick his strategies to comfort you onto him. he gives you a kiss right on the nose, and you smile a bit.

"i do want dessert.." you slowly start. eunseok looks at you, awaiting your response. you stuff your face into his chest. he hears some mumbles coming from you, but is unable to decipher it.

"use your words my love." he tries to get you to confess whats on your mind. softly rubbing your back, you move your face back into his view.

"only wanna see you seokie.." immediately you shove your face back into the warmth that is his chest. eunseok understands now!

"oh is that it? my tiny baby is feeling shy, and just wants seokie. i get it!" he says, like a light bulb lit up inside his brain! he explains to you that the two of you can go another day, and to not feel bad because the café will be open for a long time! after some more hugs, and a few reassuring words, you start to drift off.

eunseok carries you like a feather, your seokie is just so strong! you feel yourself being placed on the bed. a nap would be nice right now.. you think to yourself as you slowly transition into dreamland.

lucky for eunseok, you're quite the heavy sleeper! when he accidentally drops a loud pan while you're sleeping, you're still out like a light! when he accidentally screams while playing a video game, you don't even budge. he uses this to his advantage, and decides to see how fast he can run to the café, get some treats, and come back. he doesn't worry as much, since you know to facetime him whenever you wake up and hes not in the room. the two of you prefer facetime much more than regular calls, or texts.

before he puts his shoes on, he quickly runs to give you a kiss before he leaves.

"don't you worry my love. i'll be back before you know it. i love you." he whispers, hoping you get the message despite the fact you're sound asleep. grabbing his phone and wallet, hes out the door.

he started to jog, enjoying the nice day and a chance to get some exercise in while in the process of making his baby happy. whatever hes doing, as long as its for you, he would be the happiest man ever while doing it. as he approached Memories Café, he stopped to take a small breather. the jog was nothing to him, as it took quite literally less than 5 minutes to get there.

walking inside, the place had cute art and decor all around. he could just imagine watching you look at all of the cute decorations, you were easily fascinated. the barista called out next, signaling it was his turn to order.

he looked at the menu briefly, already knowing what you'd enjoy.

"hey uh, can i get 2 churros, 2 strawberry shortcake slices, oh, and an iced coffee. a to go order by the way." eunseok ordered. the barista completed his order, and gave him a ticket labeled "7" as well as his receipt.

standing around for a few minutes, and taking some photos to show you, he heard the barista call out his number. the order was packaged nicely in a cute pastel colored bag, oh he knew you'd think that was the most adorable thing in the world (we all know the most adorable thing is you) the iced coffee is placed next to it. taking another photo of it, he picks the food up, thanks the barista, and is on his way out.

afraid of ruining the food, eunseok walks home instead of jogs and checks his phone incase you notified him that you were awake.

the walk back took a little less than 10 minutes, and he entered your home. he set the bag and his iced coffee down on the table, and searched for any sign of you being awake. not noticing any, he heads towards the bedroom. in a slightly different position, but still very much asleep, he joins you on the bed. wanting you to sleep for a little longer, he opens his phone and decides to post the photo he took of the bag onto his social media. captioned "for my 💗"

you start to stir, probably because you sensed his return. you turned towards him, and opened your eyes slowly. a smile appeared on your face,

"hi seokie" you say, still a bit drowsy from your slumber.

"hey love. good sleep?" you nod and hum in agreement. the both of you cuddle for a bit, until you were ready to get out of bed. the time was in between lunch and dinner now, so he lead you towards the kitchen.

"i got you something baby, its on the table." he reveals. your face lights up, and you start to walk a bit faster to the table. you gasp, its a bag with the logo of that café eunseok showed you!

"seokie!!!! you got me dessert!" you look back at him with a smile, but hes already smiling down at you.

"yup. we can eat it together, just us two! i bought two of everything." he smiles even more, and pulls out a chair for you. grabbing the food in the bag, you gasp again. these desserts look so yummy!

"churro or cake? you can have one now and eat the other after dinner later." he gives you an option, since he doesn't want you to be too full when dinnertime comes around.

why did he give you the hardest decision ever? ultimately, you decide on the cake. eunseok hands it to you, and you thank him with another smile on your face.

he grabs one of the churros for himself, and you both take a bite of your desserts. a mutual "mmmm" after tasting how delicious they were!

"you wanna bite?" eunseok says, with some churro still in his mouth. you nod while swallowing the bite of your cake currently in your mouth. he picks up the other end of the churro, and lines it up with your mouth so that you're both eating a side! you think this is hilarious, so you giggle after biting a piece.

the two of you share more bites and laughs, knowing that maybe next time, you'll be up for a walk to the café. but for now, eunseok is willing to give up some quiet time, all to make you happy.

author note: my first request!!! i hope this lives up to what you had in mind when requesting :3 i think this scenario is so cutee!!!!! agh now im lowk obsessed with cg!eunseok .. as always, feedback is appreciated 💕

#eunseok x reader #cg!eunseok #cg!riize #agere #sfw agere #kpop #kpop agere #Riize #request #eunseok

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lostarchivesoforpheus · 9 months

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Hey! I read some of your work and I loved it! When I saw your event, I knew I just had to try it! Especially with one of my favorite cookies!

I'd like...prompt 10 with affogato cookie please? I know he likes sweets so I thought it would fit him really well!

Sweet Tooth

affogato cookie x gn reader

prompt: baking sweets & pastries

warnings: physical touch, mentions of food, reader is a menace (affectionately), possibly ooc(?? idk i finished this at 1 am)

"Darling, I love you with all my heart, but just where do you plan on taking me at 1 in the morning?"

A confused and groggy Affogato Cookie followed closely behind a for some reason very awake and bubbly you, not understanding why you decided to drag him out of bed in the middle of the night. Though, he figured you probably wouldn't be answering his question, as all you said in response was, "It's important!" before continuing to pull him down the hall.

A few minutes later, the two of you found yourselves in the kitchen. Affogato gave you a confused look. "Why-" "We're baking midnight snacks and you can't say no!" You quickly cut him off before you rushed to grab the necessary supplies to make some sweet treats.

"Okay, but why-" "I know you like sweets, and I'm hungry, so it's a win-win! Now help me bake these!" Once again cutting him off, you didn't give him any time to respond before dragging him to the mixing bowl and telling him what to do.

After about an hour, the two of you were finally able to take the snacks out of the oven and properly enjoy eating them. "Here, you can have the first one!" You offered, swiftly placing one of the treats in Affogato Cookie's hands. He looked at you for a moment before taking a bite.

The moment he tasted it, his expression lit up. "Oh wow," he spoke between bites, "It's almost hard to believe we made something so sweet! This is absolutely delicious, dear." You gave him a cheeky grin, "Of course it tastes good! We put our hearts into it, after all!"

He couldn't help but smile at your cheesy statement.

To him, your words tasted sweeter than any snacks he's ever had.

a/n: affogato cookie my beloved,,, ew i hate how i ended this but i ran out of ideas,,, anYWAY IM SORRY I RANDOMLY VANISHED,,, IVE BEEN TRYING TO WRITE FIC & DRAW ARTFIGHT SO I GOT BURNT OUT FAST,, ALSO MY GRANDMA WENT TO THE HOSPITAL TWICE SO YOU CAN GUESS HOW I FELT ABT THAT,,,, on the plus side tho ive been getting into a new game recently and i plan on opening requests for it/putting it on my masterlist after the event is over!! yay,,, for now tho i will be trying to get back to writing and posting event stuff as fast as i can without overexerting myself :,,)) btw sorry for any decrease in quality that might be found in this fic and the next few works, im still recovering from burnout so yeah,,, bye for now

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slytherinshua · 6 months

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if you were to meet your moots irl, what kind of date/activities would you like to do with them?

skdjks I LOVE THIS SM

@eternalgyu i want to do way too much hannie like. i want to watch kdramas and bake and blast kpop on a roadtrip and open albums together and SO SO SO MUCH OMG LIKE THERES TOO MUCH I JUST WANNA EXPERIENCE EVERY SINGLE EXPERIENCE WITH HER. but if i had to pick just one thing. id want to be on the couch under a blanket w her watching either a kdrama or like txt to do or smth kpop and we'd have snacks and we'd just be so cozy having such a good time together </3

AND OMG I ALSO NEED TO GO SHOPPING W HER BCUZ SHE NEEDS TO STYLE ME. but that's like a second priority to the first option. in a world where we had unlimited money, id be up for hours of trying on every outfit possible. and hannie would do my makeup and hair and like she'd make this potato look pretty SHE CAN DO ANYTHING YK :( anyway it'd be so fun </3

@wheeboo i wanna go to a cafe w rania and write. like we'd get bubble tea or little pastries and each have our laptops. and we'd probably get distracted by each other every couple minutes and burst into giggles BUT WE'D GET SOME STUFF DONE ON OUR FICS YK. and we'd be constantly trying to sneak glances at each others drafts to see what masterpieces we each have cooking up

@blue-jisungs I WANNA GO TO A CAT CAFE. like just play w cats and talk abt kpop w axe. we'd just be having the time of our lives petting all the little fluffy cuties </3 and afterwards we'd go to a kpop store and pick out a bunch of albums and other merch and buy them for each other.

@fairyhaos i want to sit down with yena and have a very serious discussion about all of joshua's looks. but like it has to be in person. we'd rate them all from debut until now while listening to svt songs and make a rly rly fancy powerpoint presentation about them all in order from least to best with reasoning. it would be so detailed and aesthetic bcuz we're like that <333

@mirxzii idk why i feel like i wanna go on a family history deep dive w roxie?? like maybe its cause we're both from similar backgrounds i just feel like it would be rly interesting (what if we're related actually 👀) just exploring like our family's history and everything <3 i also think celebrating hanukkah and passover would be rly fun to do w roxie :D i wanna eat yummy jewish food w her <3

@kyeomyun idk why i want to like?? bake?? w jada?? like i want to do it so badly i feel like we're both giving the warm cozy baked good vibes lmfao. we'd def listen to like ballads while we baked and hopefully we don't have a flour fight but like- it might happen. and i feel like we would slay each and everything we baked and it would just be sooooo fun

#zanna answers the inbox!!#anon ⌦ .｡.:*♡#again ugh i wish i could've done #all my moots #or more than i could but #my brain ends here.#but yeah mostly i just wanna do #some soft activities with all of them #my precious lovely friends <3 #we'd just have a lot of fun #and laugh #a lot #rania watch out #if i move to ontario for uni ur gonna be seeing me #we're gonna be #crossing paths #AND MAKING THIS A REALITY???

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afikaandthefandoms09 · 9 months

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[late] Introduction before you go to my blog

Hi, the name is Afika but u can call me Alex or just Afika... Pronous She/Her [also this blog is safe for everyone],but first... before you go to my blog, there something tell u guys:

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Interest and Favorite thing:

- Robot or Cyborg

- Some Cartoon & Some Anime

- Furry (not at all)

- Cute Stuff

- Comic and Story

- Horror Story & Creepy Stuff

- Monster & Mythical Creature

- Fantasy thing

- Gems & Crystal (but i haven't collected some Gem or Crystal)

- Comedy & Adventure genre

- Video Games

- Nice Clothes/Outfit

- Drawing & Writing

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DNI thing:

- P*rn*grafic

- Racist thing

- NSFW Blog

- Islamphobic

- Spamming Blog

- P3d0philia Person/Blog

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Fandom i went:

- Henry Stickmin's Collection

- Minecraft

- Paddle Pop

- BFB/BFDI/TPOT

- Ori And The Blind Forest/Will Of The Wisps

- Cookie Run Kingdom

- Super Wings

- Robot Trains

- Murder Drones

- Mystery Kids (Gravity falls, Coraline, Paranorman, etc)

- The Owl House

- MLP (My little pony G4 & G5, Equestria Girl)

- Just Shape And Beats

- @michaelathisten Games (The Well Speaks To Me, They Watch From The Walls, Like Veins Beneath The Town, A Hollow Harvest)

- Changed (and other Latex Invasion Game)

- Garten Of Banban

- Boboiboy, Ejen Ali etc

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Some information about me:

- My Age is Minor

- I born at 6/3/9 (Date/Month/Year)

- My Hobbies Is Drawing, Writing, Singing

- I'm Indonesian

- I Love Eating But I Hate Spicy & Bitter Flavour

- I Like To Sing But I'm Shy

- I Wish I Can Exploring & Famous

- I Wanna Be The Content Creator One Day

- I Wish I Can Make Animation & My Own Games

- I Think I Have Mental Issue Or Anything Else...

- I Want To Make My Own Series About My Ocs And Fandom Crossover

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The Character I Like/Simp/Kins/Favorite:

- Kay & Duke (Robot Trains)

- Paddle Pop, Jendral Khan & Shadow Master (Paddle Pop's Adventure)

- Jesse Thornheart (Likes Veins Beneath The Town)

- Cube (Jsab)

- Henry Stickmin, Charles Calvin & Ellie Rose (Henry Stickmin's Collection)

- Uzi & N (Murder Drones)

- Leafy, Firey, Four, X, Flower, Puffball, Lightning, Fanny, Bubble, Ice Cube (BFDI)

- Werewolf Cookie, Red Velvet Cookie, Milky Way Cookie, Sea Fairy Cookie, Pastry Cookie, Strawberry Cookie & Strawberry Crepe Cookie (Cookie Run)

- Jett, Astra, Chase, Tino, Golden Girl/BubbleGum & Golden boy/Theodore (Super Wings)

- Snivy, Marshadow, Meloetta, Sylveon, Zeraora, Jirachi, Cresselia, Zorua, Zoroark, Gardevor & Umbreon [Shiny] (Pokemon)

- Entity 303 (Minecraft)

- Banban (Normal & Hellish Form), Bittergiggle, Nabnab, Stinger Flynn & Sheriff Toadster (Garten Of Banban)

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the-local-scp · 1 year

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I still love Tokoyami’s character so much! I’m trying to write a fan comic and I was wondering if I could ask if you could make some head cannons about him. I really enjoy your view on his character ♥️. I think your input could really help me flesh out his character more. I was wondering if you could make head canons on how Tokoyami would feel if he liked someone? Do you think it’d take him a while to be honest about his feelings? What do you think are clear signs he’d give if he was crushing on someone? Lastly how would Dark Shadow play in to the situation and how would he help Tokoyami through this?

I can do my best! I am aromantic, so this will be my best attempt (assuming you mean "like" in a romantic sense)

- Firstly, i hc Tokoyami to be on the aromantic spectrum. I don't have a label for him, i think he probably just doesn't feel romantic feelings very heavily/he experiences them rarely

-2ndly I don't think Tokoyami is overly obvious about his feelings. the most noticable difference is just that he might be a bit more open to the person than he normally is.

Now, some hcs on how he'd approach these feelings

-he likely panics a bit when he realizes what exactly hes feeling. Its not new to him necessarily, but hes not used to it. Once he calms down he goes into courting mode

- He plans carefully. Tries to learn what the person likes using Dark Shadow as a source of intel (shes more social than he is, she'd easily be able to get some answers)

- I've stated before his love language is acts of service, so he likely tries to offer his help to whomever hes crushing on as often as he can. Helping them with work (even if he himself doesn't fully understand), helping them clean, making them coffee/tea/whatever really.

- He also takes Dark Shadows advice on giving gifts (very bird of him). Usually smaller trinkets, nothing grand. Perhaps plain jewelry such as a simple chain necklace/bracelet. If he were to get the person earrings he'd try to find something small that fits their personality. if the person is bubbly, he might try to find some cute smiley face earrings or actual bubble earrings. If he were to get them a ring it'd be a simple band. Mayhaps an engraving (if we wanna get cliche, then the person probably doesn't really notice the engraving)

- My personal hc that Tokoyami knows how to cook comes into play finally! He makes food for his crush and obviously himself so they can eat together n be all cute. He probably also buys this person their favorite sweets, learns how to cook meats just the way they like it, and dare i say he learns from Sato how to make their favorite pastries

- He writes letters to the person. wax sealed. the letters are very much romantic goth. He likes being a lil dramatic. He writes some of his more word vomity and sappy ones in English, hoping his crush doesn't understand the language too well.

- However, if the crush is on the oblivious side, Dark Shadow will tend to take over and be more blunt for Fumi.

- Dark Shadow is social, so Tokoyami doesn't think too much of her hanging around the person of interest. What he doesn't know is Dark Shadow is dropping more obvious hints

- "He thinks your hair is very nice today. He also really liked the outfit you wore yesterday." Stuff like that.

- Eventually Dark Shadow will get overly tired of the pining. She'll say it outright.

- "He really really likes you, ya know. Give him a chance, you won't regret it! I know him best, you can trust me."

- Tokoyami is embarrassed by his shadowy sibling, but he also knows himself. Hes secretly thankful she has a loud mouth, cause occasionally that loud mouth benefits both of them.

#tokoyami fumikage #mha tokoyami #tokoyami headcanons #mori's messenger pigeons #this was a lil rough for me #idk how romance works #hope this is sufficient!!

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skrunklivflour · 7 months

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incoherent and shit rambling on bakery abominations (my ocs) under cut

realized I never really just lore dumped here sooo... can't do too much because I actually am writing a novel (maybe vn if I get creative) abt them but so like they're silly cake people uh anatomy is basically boneless and organless but they have thicker cake layers on the inside that work as bones and they don't need organs because magic there is literally no explanation they're just like the abominations (get it) that just kinda defy all odds and exist, also they don't actually have like hair it's just frosting, their blood is also frosting, and like their teeth is sprinkles and eyes are just frosting and sprinkle stuff that kinda moves, their horns are also sprinkles (all this as in material wise idk) and like they can like die of they have no horns its like a health bar, they also have like silly kids by removing a horn and limb then attaching them then holy hell it fucking grows wtf they also all are constantly in pain due to their wings unless they dont have any or they are extremely light, and also they all look different because cakes have cool decorations, also like humanity is mainly extinct other than like a dozen ppl, anyways like the main 4 bitches are called the peace pastries and like it consists of shortcake (like the silliest main guy ever kinda mascot), zivix, litan, and lily, and like they're all really silly but also dumb but like they don't like shortcake's sister alice who is like a cultist like many of the other abominations because they all either have a god complex or believe those with a god complex really are gods so they worship them anyways alice is like a really shitty person and only values human lives and she also kills a ton of the other abominations and sews their parts onto herself as a sort of "look at me im superior to you" kind of thing so like they set off on a mission to make her sane but like he has basically no contact with her due to this so they gotta go find her by going and taking down other cults through words or force, also there's chantal who follows from a distant them out of an odd gut feeling, and litan avoids him like the plague which he doesn't get why but he has a suspicion about why so that's why he keeps following them, and like launcelot who made a contract with chantal about something that I don't wanna say just yet so like they basically own his soul but she just likes following him around and annoying him like a sibling would, and also there's loretta and spotty who are distant friends to the main silly guys so they're there sometimes... also the whole world is really surreal and freakish now and nothing really follows basic fundamental laws of the universe anymore because it's kinda breaking down, so kinda like a labyrinth from madoka magica but the whole world, also most eat eachother because they're all sweet tooths and have no sense of right or wrong also there's no technology because zivix is a bitch and somehow broke it worldwide while trying broadcast his hyperfixations cause why not it's pretty obvious idk how to write but idc I'll make my shitty story if ppl like it or not

#oc #original character #Bakery Abominations #idk #im too lazy to make this ramble read well rn

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ursulaismymiddlename · 1 year

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no pressure tags, feel free to ignore: @duckland @laurelwen @nightmares-and-fascinations @whats-rambled-rambled

Fic ideas for Jake (Sweetbitter) x You that i've been kicking around, but probably won't ever write:

You were a barista at a coffee shop that Jake frequented, at the start of the fic he hasn't seen you in awhile (he wasn't actually keeping track, but he remembers faces) and then one day you're at the restaurant

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“Coffee shop girl?”

“.... Large black Americano, 2 pumps vanilla?”

“You remember.” (that dumb smirk of his)

“Yeah, you have your regulars, I have mine.”

“Sure, but what are you doing here? Doesn’t exactly seem your type of place.”

“Excuse me?”

“C’mon, you’re some bright-eyed early bird barista. Shouldn’t you be gettin to bed soon?”

“So you’re mistaking my customer service persona for actually knowing me? Hmm… interesting.”

— “Oh, Jake, I see you’ve met the new line cook. She’s going to start fielding the expanded dessert menu until we can get a pastry chef hired.”

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In an effort to be as big of an asshole as you perceive him to be, you keep referring to him as Statefarm (Like Jake, from Statefarm)... this may or may not catch on to others at the restaurant. And you give him shit about being from Cape Cod all the time (personally, I'm from St Louis, which seems like naive midwest shit, but statistically is a tougher area than ThE cApE so I enjoying the idea of making fun of him for it)

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it's clearly antagonistic to start (a little Beatrice and Benedick going on) though y'all slowly start to become kinda friends and then probably more than that

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"Yo, Statefarm, I need some Grandma."

"Drinkin on the job, coffee girl?"

"I got a tableside Flambé, so make with the booze, barboy."

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Making homey food for family meals since you're the FNG and put in charge of the bitch work, especially when you're pulling double duty making prepping desserts for dinner service...

And making a particularly good looking/tasting dish, enough to even momentarily impress Jake and giving him a shit eating grin and a snooty "That's why I'm here, asshole."

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At one point Jake catching you in the walk-in, visibly upset

“What happened?”

“Nothin. Go back to the bar.”

*blocks exit from walk-in* “What. Happened?”

“I said nothin! … *insert some name* was just being stupid and it got to me alright?”

“What did he say to you?”

*something about fucking a manager but not being pretty enough to be FoH and being given a spot in the kitchen*

Jake’s jaw clenches and he turns on a heel without another word, storming out of the walk-in in search of the offending person

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I had a separate silly thought of you having to use the kitchen-supplied knives because you haven't been able to afford your own knife set yet and maybe catching a little (mostly jovial) flack for it, and maybe he gets one decent one for you or some shit haha

"Look, I saw it on sale while I was ordering some other stuff, so I thought I'd pick it up for ya. Maybe now you can stop bothering everyone else for theirs."

"Jake, I... thank you. How can I repay you?"

"Well, for starters, you can try this new cocktail I've been working on..." *pops open the bottle that came in the package*

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“Wow, did you take these photos? They’re gorgeous! And is that… the hostess? Oh wow, she’s beautiful, all of these are so beautiful. But there’s something about them that feels so.. I mean I’m no art critic but… Nevermind, you don’t wanna hear it.”

“No, go on. Tell me.”

“Well, just… everything looks… out of touch. Disconnected. There’s a beautiful woman in your bed and you’re miles away. Guess life is easier through a camera lens… Sorry, I talk too much. Project too much too probably.”

“You’re right… You do talk too much.”

*rolling your eyes* “Shut up and make me a drink, Statefarm.”

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Getting tipsy with Jake, he reminds you about your vlog for the folks back home and you decide to make one at his place, he’s just tipsy enough he’ll make an appearance, there’s some banter, later after posting someone you know comments “so when y’all gonna kiss?” and Jake decides to tease you about it whenever y’all get into your banter.

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“I deserve to be pursued, to be worshiped. I don’t think I’ll ever have that, but I still deserve it!”

“Why wouldn’t you get that?”

“Have you LOOKED at me, Jake? I’m a pudgy wannabe pastry chef. Lol”

“I’d fuck you.”

“You’d fuck anything that consents.”

“That’s probably the nicest insult you’ve ever given me.”

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Simone fucked off to France with Etienne, Jake is trying to recover, gets a letter saying she's signing over her half of the house to Jake so he owns in full, her final goodbye, totally cutting him off now, which leads to some appropriate emotional drama

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"Now the house is sold, me and *some cook name* are looking to start our own place. Got a space and everything. You should come with us."

"I'm not a chef, Jake."

"No, but you're a good cook. You could make your diner food. We could do brunch on the weekends. I'll sling mimosas and bloody Maries to the waiting crowd. C'mon it'll be fun. I think you'd really enjoy it."

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“When are you gonna let me kiss you?”

“Maybe one day, if you mean it.”

“And if I mean it now?”

“Then kiss me, Statefarm… See? You don’t mean shi–”

*grabs face, interrupting you with a kiss*

“Don’t fuck with me, Jake. You know I’m not about this fuckboy bullshit.”

“I’m not fuckin with you, okay? I’m not. I want you. And I think you want me too.”

This is all just shit I have in my doc, maybe another couple little ideas floatin around, but here's the long and short of the idea haha If you've read this far, thanks! ^_^

#jake sweetbitter #jake (sweetbitter)#tom sturridge

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distractingrants · 1 year

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Shopping for Sweets - Bucky Barnes

Summary: Bucky and you go shopping when you drag him to a pastry shop.

Warning: There is non! It's just a fluff but do tell me if I'm wrong

Author Note: There's a scene on a show called Put Your Head on My Shoulder which I remembered and wanted to write about it with Bucky.

Words: 695

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ please ♥ Don't steal or repost or translate my stuff

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It was a cold winter day or at least you thought it was which was why you had been wearing a a long sleeve shirt with a sweater on top with a jacket on top of that while Bucky just wore a black jacket in the freezing mall.

Which you had to beg him to take you after you relized that Natasha had taken you car to go somewhere and Tony had hid the keys to all his car after you and Vision had crashed a Lamborgini when teaching Peter how to drive.

Bucky held your hand as if his life depended on it which if asked he would probably say is true. Both of you had just been walking around the mall looking for gifts to get the members back home when you’re eyes fell upon a certain store or rather a store called Holly and Jolly’s Pastries and before Bucky knew it you had started to drag him until he had to pull you back causing you to land against his chest.

“Doll, you wanna tell me where you going before we crash into someone.” Bucky lifted you chin, making sure both of you made eyes contact causing your face to flush in a shade of red.

“Pastries.” Is the only thing that mumbled out of your month before a smile spread through Bucky’s face and he placed a kiss on your forehead.

“Let’s go and buy my girl some pastries.”

Hundreds, you were sure there were over hundred pastries to pick from and before you knew it Bucky had let go of your hands letting you wonder while he stood behind you, making sure everything was good.

“Hey do you wanna try a piece of our new buche de noel, its a french pastry.” A older looking men wearing sunglasses indoor asked Bucky, noticing the men seem to just be looking around rather then trying anything unlike the women in front of him was doing.

“No thank you, I don’t like sweets.” Was Bucky’s response which wasn’t a lie seeing as the sweetest thing he could even remember eating was cake that too over a week ago. Before anything else could be said or done, you went and stood next to Bucky before turning towards the older looking men who held out a piece of a pastry for you.

“Thank you.” You said before taking the pastry and putting it in your month, seeing as how the pastry made you hungry for another one, you quickly grabbed one and placed it in front of Bucky who had just been looking at you smile the whole time. The older men stood in shock as Bucky, the men who said he ‘didn’t like sweets’ devoured the entire piece in one bite.

“Isn’t it good.” Bucky just nodded back with a smile while the older men smiled at the two love birds who made him feel single then ever before.

“Can we get 8 boxes of this to go and another 8 boxes of gateau basque.” Hearing that the older men looked like he was gonna faint but thankfully he nodded before walking away to get there order.

“Doll, what are we gonna do with all that pastries.”

“Well one for us, Steve, Tony and Bruce, Thor, Wanda and Vision, Natasha, Clint and one left over incase Peter drops by.” Knowing that to be true Bucky nodded his head before they got there order and Bucky grabbed your hand again before walking out of the store.

Now that he thought about it the last time he the cake, you had made it for him.

#bucky x you #james bucky buchanan barnes #bucky x y/n #bucky x reader #bucky barnes #x reader #one shot #fem reader #fluff #dabble

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bakerysnake · 2 years

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Apricot, blue, carrot, cherry, emerald, jade, lapis, lemon, magenta, navy, pink, red, rust, turquoise, & vermillion?

apricot: where would you like to travel? tbh my ideal vacation would be exploring my own city, every single nook and cranny, from the tourist attractions to the amazing restaurants in the middle of nowhere but since i have to travel and go somewhere else, i'd go to denmark in the winter around my birthday and see what it was like then (i'm gonna eat lots of pastries like my mom did >:D)

blue: seaside or forest? hmm seaside i think

carrot: favourite class you’ve ever taken? this year, english, i love love love my teacher, he's definitely the best teacher i've ever had

cherry: what’s your favorite type of art? writing, bc i can learn from it, enjoy it and pick up little nuances i wouldn't have been able to if i was viewing other types of art

emerald: what’s your favorite article of clothing that you own? these baggy jeans my dad bought me that go with pretty much every top i own :D

ginger: black and white or color? colour (ehehe i just had to /lh)

gold: do you wear jewelry?

green: do you like pastels?

jade: what is your favorite movie?

lapis: do you have a favourite stone/gem? do pearls count? i've always loved them and emeralds, very pretty <3

lemon: what do you do for fun? talk to my brother or walk around with neighbourhood friends. considering all the things i do in my free time/procrastination time, being with these people is the only one that always always makes me feel like :DD

magenta: favourite memory? i've got two for you! i was in my old house and it was storming. everything was painted in shades of black and gray, no colours to be seen. i stood outside on the balcony getting drenched and feeling a kind of joy that's like letting go of your inhibitions and truly living in the moment it had been a long day and i was going to sleep pretty late. i felt restless and apathetic, like i wanted to feel something very badly and i hadn't felt anything worth looking back on in months. i looked out my window to see a golden light on the balcony of the next building, and it filled me with hope. i felt like i did back in 7th grade when i spent most of my time daydreaming and didn't have to worry about wasting my time that way. i felt creative, like an artist, like i could shape life with my hands and direct its flow. i still cherish that feeling a lot, it's one of my faves

navy: if you could live anywhere, where would you want to live? canada, because i've heard a lot of good things about it, an aunt of mine lives there, and one of my irls says she'd like to live in canada again too (she used to live there as a kid)

pink: what’s your dream job? psychotherapist <33

orange: do you believe in magic?

pink: what’s your dream job?

red: what’s your favourite song? i don't really know, i've got a lot of songs i like and there's no real favourite rn. my go to for this question is can't we just leave the monster alive? by txt but i'm pretty sure i already told you (and i haven't listened to it in months) maybe young robot by dance gavin dance?

rust: what is your favourite flower? i like irises, marigolds and hibiscuses! oh also orchids and monkey face petunias ^w^

turquoise: do you like to sing? kind of, i don't like singing with people who'll tell me i sound bad but i love singing on my own or fooling around with karaoke

vermilion: what would you do if you got a million dollars? there's a post somewhere here about how you can save your million dollars, help those who need it and do a bunch of other stuff, so i'd look through that post carefully and then do the stuff it says ^w^ and probably save for post grad college since i wanna study psychology outside india

#snake::snakelets #snakelet::dee

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onsecondandfirstplace · 3 years

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Literally everyone is doing "fake it till you make it"

it’s all a scam

#it’s definition of life #especially school/uni #academia #dark academia #career #life #life is hard #lol life is a fucking nightmare #school #i hate school and capitalism please kill me #kill me #fake it till you make it #i just wanna write stuff and eat pastries NOT THIS #exams #university #textpost #shitposting

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spyoikawa · 3 years

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still on that saiki k brainrot so hear me out-

metori, saiki, teruhashi, aren and hairo with an s/o who really loves to bake/cook-

no thoughts just Reader learning how to make coffee jelly for saiki (like maybe they make him a tower of coffee jelly for an anniversary or his birthday-). no thoughts just Reader cooking something for metori who pretends to not want to eat it cause it’s ‘peasant food’ but ends up really enjoying their cooking. no thoughts just cooking/baking date with teruhashi. no thoughts just teaching aren how to cook/bake and having a food trade with him, bringing him lunch/a snack to school. and no thoughts just hairo hyping Reader up while they cook/bake and making stuff for him to bring to class rep meetings-

thank you! <3

the excitement I got got I saw teruhasi- i don't see a lot of writing for her and I get happy when I get to do less than common things! Thanks!

I'm running low on creative juices, so please I hope you don't mind if I use the exact scenarios you suggested 💀

Note: some of the things I wrote felt really rude so please don't mind the tone tags in parentheses, also i have not edited this yet

Saiki, Teruhasi, Hairo, Aren, and Saiko with an S/O who can cook/bake

♡romantic♡

Saiki Kusuo (italics = saiki telepathy)

Although it was undeniably tasty, your boyfriend's obsession with coffee jelly was not only getting out of hand but also quite expensive-

I mean he spent 3,000 yen for one serving-

But yanno what it's ok, coffee jelly is easy to make, and this gives you an excuse to hang out (not that you need one)

"Ok Ku, i had an idea"

I like it, just make sure you teach me how to do it too

"Rude. I wasn't finished"

You did in your head

As endearing as it could be sometimes, Saiki's mind-reading could be a pain occasionally

You wound me.

"Good. (/j)"

After a long debate over recipes and serving sizes, there it was, in all its glory, your first batches of coffee jelly

it was heaven

You did end up sharing the recipe with him, but it still became a little tradition to make the coffee jelly together

It just tastes better that way :)

Kokomi Teruhashi

In the midst of your TV and cuddles date, Kokomi huffed and turned off the TV

But of course it was rude to just turn off the TV, so she offered to play a board game instead

You did play with her, but your curiosity was begging as to why she wanted to change the activity

"Hey Kokomi, this game is fun, don't worry... but why'd you turn off the TV so suddenly?"

"Oh, it was nothing! I just thought you would like this game, and I wanted you to enjoy yourself more!"

Now, that's the answer the most perfect girl in the world would give

But Kokomi is still human, there's gotta be something wrong

You spent a while thinking to yourself about what you were watching, you two agreed on a documentary, then after the documentary, the channel played a cooking show with a guest baker/cook Makoto Teruhashi- oh.

So that was it

At the end of the round, you stood up and offered your hand to pull up Kokomi with you.

"Hey, wanna make a bet?"

She looked up with a bit of curiosity.

"I bet you, I can make your favorite dish, far better than Makoto can"

She smiled a bit, "sure!"

Her favorite food was simple, so you taught her to cook it and added in some other things just for fun (and so she can't recreate it without your secret ingredients)

Now you guys have cooking dates often and always find ways to spice up foods (and beat Makoto at whatever he was doing on tv)

Hairo Kineshi

my thoughts and prayers go to you

we all saw what happened when he tried to make crepes

but in his mind, it was a learning opportunity

You guys were taking an after-school stroll, the weather was really nice, it would be a shame if you two just went home and did nothing. Walks like these tend to get sentimental and nostalgic, so your conversation subconsciously started to drift towards school life.

"And do you remember that time we had to get kuboyasu, kaido, and nendo to play on a baseball team? Oh my god thank god it didn't go too poorly, that one player really pulled through at the end..." you laughed out

"Haha I do remember that, I can't believe we got them to play, it really could've gone worse" He smiled as he remembered that day, but then his eyes drifted up to a bakery across the road. "Speaking of poor experiences..."

after he explained to you he and kaido's crepe disaster, you couldn't help but tease fun at him for a bit

but you did agree to teach him more about cooking and baking

he's a bit too passionate about cracking eggs, but hey, at least you can work faster

after many, many burnt crepes and pans, there it was, a fallen appart, incorrectly folded, but still a properly cooked crepe sat there in all its beauty

it kinda looked like this

Although he does learn many different things with you, crepes will be the thing he makes over and over again, even when he has it down to a science, just because it's the first thing you taught him, and he will keep that sweet memory forever (get it. sweet? Cause crepes? Im funny i swear.)

Aren Kuboyasu

He actually knows how to cook pretty well

He's not really sure when he picked up cooking, its kinda just stuck around, but he enjoys it, it makes him seem more goody

and he can treat you :)

I will die on my "aren lives for the most basic/domestic activities hill"

cooking with him is always an experience, he will play music in the background, and pull you aside to dance at random times

also does that really hot thing where he stands behind you, reaches around to hold your hands, and basically has you in a cage while showing you how to do something

it's one of those spontaneous things to do, if there's nothing else to do, might as well make something to eat

firm believer in "if you have to eat to live, you might as well eat delicious foods" so he will always try out new things with you if its healthy and tasty

"bab look at this show" you called out from where you were sitting, there was a cooking show/food documentary on, and it was showing a special food. "it says this chicken has a secret sauce they dip it in"

he walked over to the tv and watched it for a couple seconds, thinking a bit.

"...wanna figure it out?"

"yes. I'll make the chicken if you figure out the sauce?"

"deal."

will you ever know if you got the secret sause? Nope, but you did figure out a chicken recipe that is good as hell

he probably writes down all the recipes you "invented" together for safekeeping and so he can return to it later, but he refuses to show it to anyone

Saiko Metori

as much as I love him, we all saw in that one episode how picky he is while eating, and is probably a bitch to please while cooking/baking

so after a lot of convincing, you got him to sit in the kitchen with you so he can watch you bake for the two of you

in reality, all you have to do is give the dish a fancy rich-sounding name, you just have to be really careful with what you say

like this 💀

you decided to bake for him today, baking is a lot more "by the book" than cooking, so you thought he would take a bit of comfort in knowing it was done in a professional way

"alright tori, so I think I'll make a heavy pastry made with fine cacao and extracts, baked into a rich dessert for a fine sweet palette"

"you're making brownies aren't you"

"🧍‍♂️"

Told you, you have to be as specific as possible

He does eventually get interested in what you're doing though, as he never really sees his personal chef cook, and wants to help you by the end

He really did enjoy it! It quickly became one of his favorite treats

But funny enough, no matter how many bakeries he tried or how many times his chef tried, they never tasted the same

(you put in special spices as your own little mark on the treat)

so he ends up having you over for more cooking dates

Which he really does enjoy btw

as a tsundere he will look all annoyed and probably call you a plebe, but these are his favorite types of dates

#saiko metori #saiko x reader #metori x reader #kuboyasu x reader #saiki x reader #teruhashi x reader #hairo x reader #saiki k hcs #kuboyasu hcs #hairo hcs #saiki hcs #saiko hcs #teruhashi hcs

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motherjoel · 4 years

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shameless (spencer reid x fem!reader)

summary: you’re known as the office flirt but reid can’t take the shameless flirting anymore

a/n: i honestly don’t know how i feel about this one its very cliche but i felt like writing it lolll

wc: 3.4k

warnings/includes: gunshot injury, basic criminal mindsey stuff

“Woah, pretty boy got a haircut!” teased Morgan as he walked to his desk in the bullpen. Spencer shied away from Morgan’s teasing hands, ducking just in time to avoid his hair being mussed. He told himself he didn’t want or need the opinion of anyone, especially not Derek Morgan, but he couldn’t help the racing of his heart when you walked into work with two coffees and a paper bag in hand. You couldn’t help the smile that took over your face when you made eye contact with him- he blushed at the attention, this time welcome.

“Wow! Hubby’s got a fresh cut!” you said, setting a coffee on his desk and running your fingers through his hair. He blushed at the nickname- it was a running joke that you were his work husband, and you both happily played along. Morgan scoffed when he didn’t flinch at your touch, jokingly annoyed. “It looks good, Reid,” you said more quietly before settling in at your desk across from him. He nodded in thanks and pursed his lips at an attempt to hide his smile.

“It’s really not that big of a deal, d-did you know that the average American cuts their hair every 3 to 4 months? Statistically speaking, this is long overdue,” he said, turning his attention to the paperwork in front of him.

“You know I love any haircut on you baby! With that bone structure…” you teased, satisfyingly leaving Spencer flustered.

“Damn Y/N, what’ll it take for you to flirt that shamelessly with me?” asked Morgan, leaning on your desk with his mug of coffee in hands.

“All you had to do was ask, hot stuff,” you said, squeezing his arm and standing up to bring some pastries you had bought before work to Garcia.

The two of them watched you leave, Morgan shook his head and sat back down. Spencer reluctantly began to speak.

“You two… you make it look so easy,” Spencer said, commenting on his lack of flirtation skills. Morgan looked up, confused.

“What, you wanna learn to flirt?” he asked, taking a sip of his coffee with a raised eyebrow.

“Forget it,” Spencer said, focusing on the coffee you had gotten him, admiring the way you wrote “hubby” in swirly handwriting on the cup.

“Wait… I know what this is,” said Derek, turning his swivel chair so his body faced Reid. “You like Y/N,” he smirked.

“N-wha?” Spencer asked, sputtering into his drink.

“You didn’t even bother to deny it! Damn Reid, I should’ve noticed sooner. You got it bad,” Morgan laughed, shaking his head.

“I just- ugh,” Spencer groaned, putting his head in his hands. “She flirts with everyone, Morgan,” he huffed. “She just thinks of me as… as entertainment. I’m just a game to her, just a way to pass the time at work,” he ranted, getting increasingly frustrated.

“Oh, you got it bad…” Derek teased, getting the attention of Emily who was a desk away.

“Reid’s got it bad? For who?” she asked, intrigued by the love life of the resident genius.

“I don’t have anything for anyone,” Spencer defended, blushing furiously at this point.

“Pretty ricky has a thing for a certain agent…” Derek said, widening his eyes and nodding his head at your empty desk. Emily gasped.

“Reid, you should totally ask her out! You two would be adorable,” Prentiss said. “Nice haircut, by the way,” she commented as she sat back down at her desk. Spencer was considering a hat.

“So… have you seen Reid’s new haircut,” Garcia asked, wiggling her eyebrows at you as she took a bite of her croissant.

“Yes, yes,” you smiled at your hands. “He looks very… handsome,” you decided.

“I bet that's got you all hot and bothered, huh?” she asked, nudging your leg that was leaning on her desk.

“God Garcia, I just said he looks handsome!” you swatted her arm with a laugh.

“Come on, I’m no profiler but I know all that ‘work husband’ stuff is just your way of getting out your true and deep feelings for boy genius,” she said, trying to pry some information from you. Knowing Garcia, you had tried to keep from exposing your crush to her- once she knew something, the whole team knew it. But at this point, you felt like it was obvious how you felt about him and you didn’t care to deny it any longer.

“Okay. Maybe I… have a little crush on him,” you blushed and looked at your hands, avoiding the elated gaze of Penelope Garcia.

“Oh. My. Gosh. You guys are going to make the hottest couple, I mean with his bone structure and your, well, everything, your babies are going to be beautiful.

“Right! His face was chiseled by the greek gods or something,” you giggled, excited to finally be able to discuss your crush to a teammate and friend.

You gossiped for a bit longer before beginning the work day. You wouldn’t lie- you stole more than a few glances at Spencer’s new haircut. Every so often, you would meet his eye when he was already looking at you, you smiled and winked at him and he just widened his eyes and averted his gaze.

“So, what’re you doin tonight Reid?” you asked, getting his attention.

“Oh, uh, not much. I might… read,” he said, mentally face palming himself at the dull response.

“Well, what about coming to my place and cracking open a bottle of wine? We can play some tunes, get to know each other…” you trailed off as he looked at you with wide eyes. Before you knew it he was storming off into the break room, seemingly upset. You sat with an open mouthed stare, turning to JJ. “What was that about?” you asked and she shrugged,

“Should one of us… go after him?” she asked, and you nodded and stood up to follow him. He was standing in the break room, leaning against the counter and looking at his hands when you walked in. He was startled when you entered, looking up at you quickly.

“Spence, is something wrong?” you asked, tentatively walking closer to him.

“When you flirt with me. Is it a joke?” he asked, looking at you intensely.

“Well… I…” you stuttered, not wanting to tell him the truth.

“Because you really take it too far. I mean, is it that much of a joke, the thought of being with me? You just can’t even fathom looking at me as anything other than your nerdy friend,” he said, leaving little room for you to speak

“Spence-” you tried to interrupt.

“I know I’m stupid for even thinking you’d like me, I mean I was stupid enough to fall in love with my best friend and now I’m stupid enough to tell her but I did and now things are gonna be weird but I can’t just sit here and let you touch me and joke-flirt with me for a laugh, because it’s more to me, Y/N. It’s,” he said, his voice breaking as he looked at you. You were speechless, and Spencer seemed as if he just realized his confession. Without another word, he stormed back into the bullpen and continued to work. You stood in your place, stunned for a moment, before making your way back to your desk.

You were silent the rest of the day, only speaking when spoken to. You didn’t know how to process the information- he loved you. He loved you and you just stood there, silently as he spilled his guts to you. The guiltiness you felt lingered the rest of the day. You didn’t know until that moment in the break room earlier that what you felt for him was love, too. From the movie nights turned sleepovers in your apartments to the french movie festivals where he would whisper-translate in your ear, you’d have this familiar feeling upon seeing him. You assumed it was just a very strong crush, but nobody had ever made you feel this way. When he confessed his love for you, the ache in your chest screamed love. And you didn’t know how to tell him.

The team was called in for a case the next day, so your plan to pull him aside to talk was foiled. The case went on for a couple days with little to no leads, and they were left with one option- to go undercover. The plan was that you and Spencer would pose as a husband and wife (fitting) at a fancy restaurant. The unsub was kidnapping and killing the wives of rich men, and the restaurant you were eating at tonight was his next target. As much as you protested, Hotch insisted that you and Reid were the best options- you did look pretty similar to the victims, but Hotch’s reasoning for picking Reid was unfounded. You assumed that Morgan suggested the two of you as a way to resolve your problems (and as much as he tried to hide it, Hotch always somehow knew about the drama going on). As Emily and JJ helped you get dressed and ready, your anxiety about the night was increasing.

“How am I supposed to go undercover with him when I know… what I know?” you asked, refusing to use the “L” word. After the break room incident, which was overheard by most of the office, everyone seemed to come to their own conclusions about the two of you.

“Y/N, why won't you just tell him that you love him back?” asked Emily as she curled your hair.

“I just… I haven’t had the chance. I mean, he didn’t even think I liked him! How could I not? He’s smart, funny, sexy as hell…” you trailed off, JJ laughing from the bed she was sitting on.

“Well, who knows what'll happen tonight,” JJ said, flipping through a magazine.

“Yeah, catching a serial killer really sets the scene,” you commented, finishing your makeup by applying some lipstick.

You were soon ready to go, donning a silky red dress and black heels. Emily and JJ walked with you to the hotel lobby where Spencer was already waiting with Morgan, deep in conversation. You walked up to Reid, his back turned to you, and tapped him on the shoulder. He turned around and immediately gulped, unintentionally looking you up and down.

“You look…” he started, unsure of the right word to use. Derek patted him on the back, bringing him back to life. “Beautiful. You look beautiful,” he said with a small smile.

“Oh, well thank you,” you blushed and reached up to adjust his tie. “You don’t look too shabby yourself,” you smiled at him, and you wanted to tell him you loved him right then and there. You decided, however, that it wasn’t the right moment.

“Rossi is already at the restaurant keeping an eye out, as well as some plain clothes officers,” said Hotch as you walked to the SUV that would drop you off. “Remember Y/N, when you hear the signal that the bathroom is empty, excuse yourself to go to the restroom. If we’re correct, the unsub will follow you soon after and we can make the arrest,” Hotch explained as you nodded along. You were anxious for the night ahead of you, but the thought of sitting across the table from Spencer for an hour or two made your heart race more than the serial killer who would target you. You discussed the case on the way to the restaurant in the back seat with Spencer, Hotch and Morgan occasionally chiming in from the front seat.

When you arrived at the restaurant, Spencer immediately put on his act of rich husband. You became hyper aware of his hand on the small of your back as he led you to the table and the way he held your hand across the table once you sat down. When Spencer went undercover, he seemed like a different person- all of the confidence he never had seemed to bloom to life.

“So, hubby, what do you think you’re gonna order?” you asked with a smile, using your old nickname for him. He seemed to get colder and he let your hand go in favor of the menu.

“Um, probably some pasta,” he muttered, reading through the choices. You could feel your heart drop.

“Spence… can we talk about the other day?” you asked, trying to get his attention from behind the menu, which you did.

“Y/N, I hardly think that now is the time-” he started.

“But when will the time be? You’ve been avoiding me at the hotel, on the jet, at the police station, I just wanna talk,” you pleaded, and he seemed to soften a bit.

“There isn’t anything to talk about. I told you I loved you and you just stood there, which I get because you don’t feel the same way. It’s fine, we can just go back to being friends,” he said, seeming actually sincere.

“But that’s the thing Spencer, I just- I love you okay!” you raised your voice, getting some strange looks from the older couple next to you. Spencer's mouth made a small “o” at your confession. “I love you, and you’ve been ignoring me these past couple days and it felt like I was losing my best friend. And I love my best friend,” you said quietly, lightly laughing through your tears. He looked like he was about to speak when you heard in your ear the signal- the signal that the unsub would follow you to the bathroom. It was go time. “Excuse me honey, I have to use the ladies room,” you said, plastering a fake smile on your face and standing up. He watched you with awe as you walked away, before his eyes were trained on the man who was following you. He fit the profile exactly, and it took everything in Spencer not to attack the man right in that moment.

You entered the bathroom and looked in the mirror, pretending to adjust your makeup. You were only in there alone for about 30 seconds before the unsub came in grabbed you, holding a gun to your head. You began to enter panic mode- you didn’t have a weapon on you as the profile didn’t call for it. He wasn’t supposed to grab you right away, and he wasn’t supposed to have a gun. He pushed down on your airway with the crook of his elbow as you struggled against his grip.

“Hello, agent. You think I didn’t notice all of the undercover cops? How naive” he said with a smirk. You could see your reflection in the bathroom mirror, and you were embarrassed about how pathetic you looked. Spencer and Rossi stormed in with their guns raised at you both- the look of panic on your face said it all.

“Daniel, put the gun down,” Spencer said, his gun still cocked at the two of you.

“Are you kidding me? I have your precious agent’s life in my hands and you’re trying to make demands?” he said with a maniacal laugh.

“Daniel you know you’re not getting out of this alive. Look around you,” Rossi said as more agents entered the bathroom. “You’re surrounded. So just put the gun down and we can get you both out of here safely,” Rossi reasoned.

You could feel his grip loosen on you slightly, but before you knew it, there was a sharp pain on your left side. You heard yelling as you fell to the ground, ankle twisting on your heels. The knot in your ankle didn’t compare to the searing pain in your abdomen. You were wet, there was something wet. Your own blood, you guessed. He had shot you. You told Spencer you loved him and you were shot minutes later. You felt pressure on your side as you looked up to see Spencer, hands pressed firmly on your wound.

“You’re gonna be okay, Y/N, just look at me,” he said. You had tried your best to stay awake but the lull of sleep was too tempting. You gave Spencer one last weak smile before you let the darkness take over.

The smell of saline and steady beeping poured through your senses. You opened your eyes and immediately recognized that you were in a hospital. That bastard shot you and you were in a hospital. Looking around the room, you noticed Morgan sitting in a chair in the corner and Spencer sitting in a chair much closer to you, resting his head on your bed. He seemed to be asleep, Morgan was looking out the window.

“Hey hot stuff, how long was I out?” you croaked, fidgeting with your hospital gown.

“Hey, there's my princess,” Morgan said with a smile, pulling his chair on the bedside opposite of Spencer and sitting back down. “It's been a day, but we know a bullet can’t take down Y/L/N for too long,” he joked and rested a hand on your leg. You laughed softly which turned into a cough, immediately waking Spencer.

“Y/N! You’re okay,” he said, grabbing your hand. You smiled at him and Morgan made a kissy face at you before leaving quietly.

“Yes, I’m okay,” you laughed before looking down to see your foot in a boot. “Now how the hell did I do that? I thought I was shot?” you asked, memory still a bit spotty from the night before.

“Oh, that was from when you fell. You twisted your ankle on your heel,” he said, looking at your boot. “Did you know that U.S. emergency rooms treated 123,355 high heel related injuries between 2002 and 2012?” he asked, his nervous habit of rambling making itself known.

“Hm, I can’t say I did,” you giggled. You shifted over on the bed and made enough room for Spencer to lie next to you. “Come here,” you said, patting the empty space. He looked at you with a raised eyebrow, as if you were crazy. “I said come here. I was just shot, wasn’t I?” you asked as he sighed and clumsily crawled in next to you, resting his arm under your head. He was on the opposite side of your wound thankfully. You shifted your head to rest on his chest and listened to his heartbeat.

“I was really scared,” he confessed. “I saw you go down and I thought about how stupid it was for me to just ignore you these past couple of days,” he said, looking down at you.

“Spence, it’s not your fault. I mean, I could’ve just said I loved you when you said it to me,” you said and you could feel his breath hitch in his throat. “What?” you asked.

“I just… can’t believe it,” he smiled in disbelief. “Do you really love me? Or were you just going really deep undercover because I would totally understand if you- mph,” you cut him off with a kiss, his eyes closing immediately, body going almost rigid. You pulled away after a moment, eyes still closed.

“Does that tell you what you need to know?” you questioned. He opened his eyes to look at you, still in shock, before he leaned back down and pressed his lips to yours once more. This kiss was longer, and when the entire team walked in during that moment, you swear you’ve never been redder.

“Damn, I guess my princess found her prince,” Morgan teased and punched Reid in the arm, who was still lying next to you. You simply pulled him closer, resting your hand on his chest. Emily and JJ both squealed at the sight and you buried your face in his shoulder.

“I knew you kids would work it out,” Rossi said with pride.

“You guys need to sign a relationship form when we get back,” Hotch said sternly. You looked at him in shock- you were sitting in a hospital bed and this man was talking about forms.

“Damn Hotch, they just got together,” Emily said, shooting you a wink.

“Alright, alright. You have a week,” Hotch joked, and you laughed, ignoring the pain in your side. The team, your family, stayed and laughed with you for hours before all but one of them left. Spencer spent the night next to you in the hospital bed, reciting poems and cuddling you until you both fell into a content sleep.

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doyouknowbtsswag · 3 years

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Wegmans |Ted Nivison|

(video dates will be messed up for story details)

Another day another set of annoying customers to send my way. I haven't worked at Wegmans for long, but long enough to know what type of people come to the store and buy, and the layout of the store.

The fruits and vegetables are in a big space near the cash registers. If you go left you’ll end up where the frozen foods are, especially the Ice cream. Next to that on the left is hygienic stuff, like soap, toothpaste and even drug store makeup. If you go further down the isle it’ll take you to where the vitamins are located.

If you go to the right of the hygiene isle you’ll come across home goods such as toilet paper and paper towels and a random candy isle for some reason. Now on the right of the fruits and vegetables there’s the bakery and pizza, if your on the morning shift you’ll be lucky to get the small of fresh baked goods and pizza dough. If you keep going you’ll end up at one of the entrances which entails some alcoholic beverages and a small restaurant.

From the cash register you can see the dairy products, next to the dairy products are the meats and sea food. It’s a easy layout and all you really have to do is follow the signs. I typically work as a cashier or stock the shelves some days both.

I put on my uniform and walked to cash register 6. I could see the dairy and candy isle. I sighed looking around the somewhat empty store, the store was huge so there could be more people around. There wasn’t much cash registers open just me and some guy named Jared.

I caught eye of someone in the dairy isle, the person had their back facing me as they looked through the milk so I could tell what this person looked like, all I know is that the said person is really tall. The person grabbed a lot of milk all different types of milk that filled up their cart.

Once the person turned around I got a small glance of what the person looked like. It was a male wearing glasses he had brown hair and was wearing a shirt that says milk on it.

He approached the cash register nothing but milk in his cart. He placed it on the conveyor belt one by one. I grabbed each container scanning it then putting it in bags.

He finished putting the milk on the conveyor belt and walked closer to the actual register.

“Seems you really like milk huh?” I said trying to be friendly as I scan the last two cartons. “And different kinds”

“Oh I’m not drinking all of this” he chuckled pulling out his card. “It’s for a YouTube video I’m making with one of my friends”

“What would you need this much for?” I asked curiously as he swiped his card.

“Well we are combining all of them together” He said grabbing his bags.

I wasn’t the biggest fan of milk, I can drink it just isn’t my favorite and mixing different kinds all together made me wanna gag.

“Do you want a receipt?”

“Sure” He replied as I handed him his receipt.

“Have a good day!”

“You too” He smiled before walking away.

I looked at the time noticing I started my break. I turned off my registers light off indicating it was close. I walked to the bakery where one of my close friends worked.

“Hey Caroline”

“N/n!”

“How’s your shift been so far?” She asked leaning over the counter where the pastries where hidden behind glass.

“Pretty good actual, there was a interesting guy who bought a shit ton of milk”

“Was he cute?” She asked

“Yeah I would say so”

“Lucky, you get a cute guy to deal with on your shift the only guy I’ve had was a old man getting his wife’s name written on a chocolate cake.”

“That’s cute”

“What the old man?”

“No no the fact that he got something for his wife”

“Yeah I guess so” she sighs placing her forehead on the counter. “I’m never gonna get a boyfriend”

“Don’t say that”

“You literal just talked to a guy” she said looking me straight in the eye.

“Caroline, that’s the last time I’ll end up seeing him remember he’s just a customer they come and go”

“I guess, I should probably head back to my shift talk to you later”

“Bye” I smiled waving at my friend.

I walked to the staff only room and grabbed some change out of my pocket. I don’t really eat at work just a small snack will get me through the day.

The next few days rolled by same as usual. Today I was stocking the shelves. I pushed the cart full of flour to the isle they belonged to. The cart was heavy and hard to push but I manage to get there. I put a few things of flour on the shelf before being interrupted with a tap on my shoulder.

“Excuse me?” The same guy from last week looked down at me. I quickly stood up slightly covered in flour.

“Yes?”

“Can you help me find a few things?”

“I would be happy to help” I responded.

“Thanks I need help finding ground cinnamon”

“Oh alright let me show you” I’m not gonna be one of those workers who just point to a isle hoping the person understands what they are saying.

I lead him to where the cinnamon was.

“Seems like you have a strict list is it for YouTube?”

“You remember huh?” He smiles “Yeah I’m making banana bread”

“Oh my god” he looked confused “I love banana bread!”

“Oh really?”

I nodded as we made it to the cinnamon isle.

“Thank you for showing me the cinnamon” He smiled

“Anytime” I smiled back as I started to walk away he grabbed my wrist.

“I’m Ted Nivison by the way” He said the cinnamon in the small basket I didn’t realize he was carrying.

“Y/n Y/l/n”

“It’s nice meeting you”

“You too” He let go of my wrist.

“I know this is a weird thing to ask but do you wanna be in my video making the banana bread? You don’t have to but you know”

“Sure tomorrow at like 5? That’s when my shift ends.

“Sounds like a plan”

I pull out the pen and notepad I’m supposed to be using for counting flour but oh well. I write my number and hand it to him.

“Text me” I smiled.

“I will, uhm see you later!”

“Bye!” I waved watching him jog away. He fist pumped the air just a bit.

“I told you he’d come back”

“Whatever Caroline how long have you been there for Anyways?”

“Two minutes the manager is letting people off early so I was wondering if you wanna head out to get something at I dunno McDonald’s or something of the sort.”

“Sure let me grab my things, I’ll be right back”

I went to the staff only room and my locker pulling out my bag my phone beeped notifying me that I got a text.

From:???

Is this the Y/n?

I smiled replying with a yes before adding his contact name in it phone.

“Guess it's a blessing to work a Wegmans I joked to myself gathering things to go meet up with Caroline.

#ted nivison #the lunch club #lunch club #chuckle sammy #chuckle sandwich #epicsmp #smplive #ted nivison x reader

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peach-pops · 4 years

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Roommate HC

Request: hi i love ur account! do u think u could write a HC with kuroo, oikawa, and bokuto on how they would be as roommates! thank you!

Author’s Note: This request had me dying thank u so much! I made this to be platonic but if u guys want a part 2 to make them like each other/you want to see other roommate hc with other characters, let me know!

Warning: mentions of sex, adult language, reader thirsting over iwaizumi cause same

Pairing: Kuroo || Oikawa || Bokuto

Part two

-Kuroo-

You can only be roommates if you’re hella close with Kuroo because if you’re living in a closed space together, shit is bound to happen. He’s basically you’re best friend so nothing is off-limits.

Exhibit A: Shower rants

“ And I told her to mind her own damn business before I kicked her ass!” You said loudly as you sat on the counter of the sink while Kuroo was showering

“ You liar I know you didn’t say all that. Also, can you hand me my toothbrush?”

“ Mm, okay, I didn’t say it but I was thinking it!” You grabbed Kuroo’s toothbrush and opened the curtain to hand it to him,” it’s the thought that counts but then she told me that I was being a bitch! In front of the whole class!”

Kuroo opened the shower curtain to poke his head out,” She called you a bitch in front of the class? What a fucking bitch.”

I feel like Kuroo sleeps in a bit and waits until the last second to wake up so you’re basically his alarm clock

Your favorite way to wake him up is to just bash his head with a pillow until he grabs it from you and hits you back with it ten times harder

“ I think you gave me a concussion.”

“ I- It’s a pillow, you big baby.”

Getting ready in the morning is always pretty chill since Kuroo practically rolls out of the bed, looks at his hair, and decides yep, this is stylish

If he has extra time in the morning, he’ll sit on your bed and watch you do your makeup/hair as you tell him your schedule for the day just cause he can

Can we please remember that Kuroo is a big nerd so that means a lot of all-nighters at the dinner table. If you know he has a big test coming up, you order takeout from his favorite restaurant and you have to physically sit across from him so he actually takes a break to eat dinner

Sometimes he falls asleep at the table while studying so you always grab his phone to set a 15-minute alarm because while he needs to sleep, he also needs the time to study too

On chill days, Kenma usually comes over and the two play video games until the middle of the night. While they’re always super loud, that’s a lie it’s just Kuroo, but whenever they get too loud you come out of your room and you just glare Kuroo down

“ What’s wrong with your face?”

“ My face? This face will be the last thing you ever see if you don’t shut the fuck up. Kenma sweetie, ✨you’re doing great✨!”

OH okay this is just a bonus

so your upstairs neighbors are like bunnies if ya know what I mean. Like they go at it 25/8 and you and Kuroo can’t stand it because how are yall supposed to concentrate

One night while you and Kuroo are watching a movie, you can literally hear your neighbors having crazy-ass sex and Kuroo gets so petty. He grabs a broom from the kitchen and starts hitting it against the ceiling like

‘ Shut! The! Hell! Up!”

“ STOP! What if they get mad?”

“ Who cares? I haven’t had sex in months. If I can’t get laid than no one can get laid!”

“ I don’t even want to think about you and *gags* sex in the same sentence.”

So all in all, Kuroo is probably the easiest roommate to have and you two just work so well together

-Oikawa-

Oikawa isn’t as bad as a roommate as people might think. He’s surprisingly clean and not only does he clean up after himself but he always cleans up after you. He will sass you on how messy you are though

“ Y/N-Chan, I can’t even see the floor to your bedroom, you’re disgusting! I can’t even look at you the same way!”

“ If it’s bothering you then get the hell out of my room!”

“ Your room is a biohazard, how can you live like this?”

“ I SAID GET OUT SHITTYKAWA!”

There’s only one bathroom in your apartment so it’s always a battle to get ready in the morning. His side of the sink has way more stuff than you and you even try out some of his products if they happen to find their way to your side

You can’t even hide it from Oikawa because once you leave the restroom, he notices right away

“ Are you wearing that SPF moisturizer I bought from that new skincare store the other day?”

“ Wha- how did you know?”

“ I can smell it you rat, stop using my skincare products!”

He says that but the next day when you wake up to use the restroom, you see that he bought you your own moisturizer and there’s a sticky note on it ‘ because you desperately need some’

Oikawa also always manages to lose his glasses in the morning so when he’s late, he always wakes you up to help him find his glasses which are somewhere around the apartment

“ Bitch, how hard is it to keep it next to your nightstand before you go to bed?”

“ I forget” 🥺👉🏼👈🏼Oikawa pouts as he squints back at you cause he’s a blind bitch

If Oikawa is your roommate, that definitely means Iwaizumi, Matsukawa, and Hanamaki are always over. One time in the middle of the night, you went to go get a glass of water and you screamed so loud when you saw a dark figure sleeping on your couch

Your heart literally dropped to the floor but when you squinted your eyes, you could make out that it was Hanamaki just crashing on your couch

Thank god, you actually thought there was a stranger-

What you didn’t know was that Matsukawa was sleeping on the floor of the living room and you tripped over his huge, built ass body

“ Y/N? Is that you? Are you okay?”

“ I’m fine-”

“ Ow! Y/N, that’s my hand!”

“ Shit! Sorry- wait, Hajime? Is that you? What the hell-Who else is sleeping here?”

“ Meeeee!”

“Toru?!?! What are you doing out here?” You asked as you turned on the lights to find all four boys camped out in the living room. TF is this? Summercamp???

“ Duh, it’s a sleepover! Wanna join? You can lay next to me Y/N-Chan!”

“ Fuck no you weirdo. Except for you Hajime😚 my room is always open for you!” 🤩🥰🤪🤰🏻

Oh speaking of frick fracking, you and Oikawa have a solid rule that if you’re planning on having sex, please let the other roommate know so there’s not a repeat of that one incident you’re not allowed to speak of

Toru: Can you be out of the house from 8:30-9:30? I’m bringing someone over👉🏼👌🏼

Y/N: You bastard I was going to bring someone over!

Toru: Oh yeah? Who u trying to fuck?👀👀👀

Y/N: Hajime 🤤🤤🤤🤤

Toru: STOP THIRSTING AFTER MY FRIENDS

Y/N: BUT IT’S TRUE LOVE!

Besides all of that mess, Oikawa is such a fun roommate. If yall could live together forever, you definitely would because the banter never stops between the two of you, yall are like an old married couple uwu

-Bokuto-

JESUS you two take a while to mesh

You two are best friends so when he suggested to move in together, you were all for it

But it just took some getting used to

Bokuto wakes up sooooo early to go run and this means blasting music in the shower at 5am & him blending the shit out a smoothie in the kitchen

One time, this dude barged into your room around 5:20 in the morning and had THE AUDACITY to ask if you wanted to go run with him

“ I feel bad leaving you here in the apartment alone, what if you miss me?”

“ If you ever wake me up this early to go run out of all things, I will shave your head do not test me owl.”

He never asks you again don’t worry but he does walk in your room to whisper, rather loudly, that he’s leaving to go run just to give you a heads up

On some mornings when he knows you’re going to have a long day at school, he’ll make you breakfast and it’s actually super sweet cause you two will eat together in the kitchen and talk about what the plan for the day is

If he’s ever too lazy to make breakfast, he’ll grab your favorite pastries during his run and bring it home cause he’s just that type of person

Bokuto is a bit messy and you find yourself cleaning up after him a lot but he makes up for it by being an absolute sweetheart

He assembled all the furniture in the apartment because he likes building stuff and he claims it’s manly. Don’t Mind my language but ✨U couldn’t give a shit ✨about building furniture so you were 100% okay with it

Akaashi came over to help put the couch together and that was arguably the most entertaining thing you had ever seen

“ Bokuto-San, I’m pretty sure these pieces don’t fit.”

“ Akaashi! Are you doubting my ability to read and follow instructions?!?!”

“ I think he’s right, those don’t fit at all.”

*cue emo bokuto ughhhhhhh this bitch*

Whenever Bokuto gets emo at home, you drop everything to help him get out of his funk. Not because what you’re doing isn’t important but if you don’t help, this dude will show up next to your bed full on close to crying

“ Ko, it’s two in the morning, why are you awake?”

“ Are you angry at me that I broke that plate earlier?”

“ Wha- no I’m not mad over a cheap plate. Just go to bed PLEASE!”

No matter how busy yalls schedule gets, you two always make time to have a movie night at least once a week because he claims it’s good for roommate moral

It’s just an excuse for him to snack through the pantry but whatever

He’s also the worst at grocery shopping. Like he notices all the snacks and desserts you like so he’ll buy so much of those things but will fail to get actual protein and vegetables

I know it seems like I’m shitting on Bokuto and I’m not, I feel like Bokuto would also be such a fun roommate. There are some nights where you two will dance around together in your pajamas and camp out on the couch together and those are the moments where you’re thankful he’s your roommate

But he snores so loud I’M SORRY I HAD TO SAY IT

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