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justsomecouscous · 4 months

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'in my relationship I only want a guy who's 6ft and has muscles' this 'I want a girl who has a big ass and boobs' that

Nah FUCK that

I want someone to lovingly hold my face in their hands and look adoringly at me then kiss me while the fans scream and cry from happiness after waiting for 5 seasons and the old bitter white men to sit seething in their arm chairs

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j4y-k4y · 9 months

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finished season 1 of good omens! onto season 2..…

#good omens #good omens crowley #good omens aziraphale #aziracrow #good ineffable omens #good omens ineffable husbands #ineffable husbands #insert Love of My Life by Queen #i just wanna see some Happy old man yaoi #the key word is HAPPY #old man yaoi #they are yaoi they are yuri they are it all #aziraphale #crowley #crowly x aziraphale #just a cheeky kiss #good omens season one

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angelbambisworld · 25 days

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WARNING:NSFW!!!

I finally did it. I sought out Gene's sex tape despite everyone's warning not to. Here are my following thoughts(In no particular order)

1. Why does my silly little pookie bear have everything off except for his shirt? He's so silly 🥰 Show us your tits, damn it!🤬

Also his pants were still around his ankles but that's pretty small potatoes compared to all the other shit.

2. I don't know why the tape is in black and white. I wanna see Gene blow that girls back out in glorious technicolor, goddamnit!

3. People clown on Gene for doing that girl while Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is" played in the background but idk. There's something oddly adorable about a guy who hypes himself up as this nefarious hot daddy sex god and he's fucking someone to a slow and sweet love song. What a fucking goofball. We have to stan (People still say words like "Stan" in 2024 right?)

4. Yeah the sex was kinda mid but like what did people expect. I think Gene was like in his 50s or 60s when the tape came out. Old people just fuck differently than young people. That's just how it is sometimes. Luckily they make dick pills for just such troubles, I think 🤔 Unfortunately I still am in good faith that he could get me off. It's Gene, after all 😅

5. That rockstar dick list wasn't lying, Gene is of average size and I want that thing in my mouth so so bad😭. It seriously looks mouthwatering delicious to me(But maybe thats just the insomnia talking rn. I've been up all night 🥲 When i could be going Uh! All Night with Gene instead😂🤣😭)

I swear the only way out of my obsession with him is through euthanization

6. At one point Gene tries to kiss the girl but she keeps turning away from him(See this is why it should've been me he was fucking. He would've walked out of that room COVERED in lipstick marks.)

7. I'm shocked there was no pussy eating at any point. Disappointed!

8. Even back then, Gene's ass was fat and jiggly. And I pray it continues to stay that way forever 😤🙏🙏

9. Gene's dad bod has me going positively bonkers as usual🥵

Overall, I thought it was...Interesting, to say the very least. Its definitely not as disgusting as everyone hypes it up to be, in my eyes. But now I know what sex with Gene Simmons is like and the worst part is???

All this new information I've learned only makes me want him MORE!!!😭😭😭

I truly am Gene's nastiest fangirl.

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silverselfshippingchaos · 1 month

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husband... he's so cute...

#ash rambles 💚#i love him!!!!#well. i mean. we're literally married #BUT STILL!!!#it'll be two years soon! isnt that nuts? two whole years of ash kissing k.yohei!!!#i get really insecure about my ships sometimes especially with both him and a.qua #i cant help but feel inferior to other ppl that like a.qua and k.yohei is just the best guy ever you know?#but thinking about his arms always helps me feel better! he's really warm and cozy! he's like my own personal teddy bear!#since we're married and all he usually gets the most cuddly and affectionate and cutesy ash aksjajsj just wanna hold his cute little #face and kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss!!!!#oh and hehe! his wedding ring deserves a kiss too!#still another month to go but man. i am so so so excited for our 2nd anniversary #oh and also #sorry i haven't really been around too much as of late #finals are next week... wish me luck buddies #but ahem back to husband #look at his smile!!!! cuteeeee!!!#just wanna lift his head and kiss his forehead too!#kissing in the van 💍

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h-harleybaby · 4 months

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Ok wait hear me out…. a situationship but both are pining for the other and ft almost everyday and think about kissing n stuff and and and and and and they’re both kinda girls but not really

#gender fluid x demigirl??? I THINK SO #we all know who this is about #ITS NOTHING NEW COME ON PEOPLE #I dunno is it a situationship?#maybe perhaps kinda #fuck labels people #well for now I mean I kinda like that label I just can’t do long distance rn #don’t think that’ll change for a hot sec ok #love her tho #completely adore her #wanna kiss em right on the mouth #with tongue #wanna learn how to kiss either for her or with her I’m not sure yet #my husband :))#h harleybaby needs help #harley won’t shut her mouth

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slushrottweiler · 2 years

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Making Purple - Gavin x Deviant

slurpees and hot boy summer

#redacted asmr #redacted Gavin #redactedverse #Gavin x deviant #Gavin x freelancer #Gavin hot boy summer #gavin my husband #I wanna mix flavours on my mouth and your mouth and ok just kiss me #slushie draws

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tiny-sorceress-madz · 1 year

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Jimmy’s nose.

That’s it that’s the whole post.

Okay, well…

NOW that’s the whole post

My god what a CUTIE

#jimmy page #led zeppelin #look at his NOSE #my husband 😌#I just wanna kiss it #brainrot #😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫#also the chest hair poking out in the second pic #AHHH

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jils-things · 5 months

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queueing up my memoryshipping gift art made me remember how much i love steven hehe

#im... i honestly cant feel myself like. losing my hype over my pokemen ahsbdbsbsb helppp girl helppp ive been cursed with loving pokemen #jokes aside . i like steven a lot. hes handsome but he actually cares for what he loves to do... hes always honing his skills...#both as a champion and a rock collector... though in the manga his champion title is not with him anymore - i still care about that #imagine getting a pretty guy who loves what he does? absolute husband material JSHFVSHSJ eeeek sorry sorry #on top of that he's a gentleman mf hes husband material OK!!!!!! see i have proof (shoves ruby stone on your face /j)#tho the stone family is not a perfect family without drama ☝️ don't worry lads they will get better ☝️ we gotta make sacrifices to get #the best ending imaginable... :]]#have i ever told you how funny steven and jaide are actually? like they're like the smartest (steven) and wittiest (jaide) couple alive #they just keep one upping each other with the way they talk... but like giiiirl damn just kiss already!!!#i dont wanna hear you both talk shit but like in a big brain kinda way!!! the physical tension is too strong for me quit the yip yapping!!!!#if redjaide is more on the actions (because red is mostly silent)#then stevaide is more on the words... heeehee #~ lovemail #steven stone.rom

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chanlixsbf · 9 months

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Here’s a meme I made!!

#i just love him so much #my little boba pearl #my little dumpling #my little meow meow #my boy my baby boy #my husband #i wanna give him butterfly kisses #and kiss his nose #he’s so cute #:(#hyunjin #stray kids #hyunjin stray kids

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rosenfey · 8 months

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i havent touched ffxiv in months but what if I fantasia-d into faerene and replayed the whole story on ng+. much to think abt 🤔

#ambie.txt #dont mind me i just finally have some more time after my graduation so I can play more games on the side!!!#and i love avey but i have some rly bad memories abt this game and I just wanna start fresh #(well not rly rly fresh cuz i am not collecting all these glams again lmao but ya know what I mean)#and i love faerene so much and I have decided to make her my multiverse oc so!!! shes gonna be in all the games #think she is gonna be a viera tho because. buni #and she WILL kiss urianger. sigh. faerie and her spell-caster husbands

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isa-ah · 1 year

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hi this is lo

#late night drunk on vinegar while my precious HUSBAND isaiah sleeps and i just wanna say #i will now be commencing my villain arc #ill spare yall the details but this vacation has been very enlightening #im evuil now so call me doofenschmirtz or jeffery kisses ok #i Will be sitting isaiah in my lap and stroking him like he's a small pampered creature as i plot world domination #the bad guys are right

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yandereshingeki · 7 months

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its a dried dandelions kinda night im gonna work on that for a bit

have not touched that fic in a MINUTE i only write it when i need comfort lmao😭 it would’ve been nice to get it done before the final part but i know i would NOT be able to do that… eventually though. That fic holds my soft heart and squeezes it….

#after today… i do just wanna live ona cabin farm in the mountains with my loving husband and our many animals #😞 slow dancing….#kissing each other tenderly…..#evaporates

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silverselfshippingchaos · 6 months

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this is one of my favorite k.yohei moments!!

#he's just so sweet!!#that's my husband right there!!! :D!!! he's such a great guy and i love how kind he is #ash rambles 💚#he's so comforting and sweet and i just wanna kiss him and tell him i love him! and thank him for being the best husband ever!!!#my s/i doesn't always feel great abt herself and pre-relationship he once gave her a whole 'you're worth it' speech #and ever since then she's been so comfortable being who she is around him #and hey clearly he did something right since they got married a few years later but still #my husband!!! he's the best!!! i love him #he's been on my mind a lot today #that and uh. you know how reboot d.ante is my bestie forever? and you know how he has a twin brother that's lowkey evil as shit?#that twin brother also happens to be my s/i's ex! he's a horrible guy but fuuuccckkk he's sooooooo attractive #also i'm so not okay about his dlc. THE STORYTELLING... THE SYMBOLISM... AHJSQHDJQHJEHA #yeah he's been on my mind. one of my fave characters <3 he broke my s/i's heart and has done horrible irredeemable things but he's so l #so well-written and also soooo hot hehe! sorry d.ante but- oh but d.ante's reaction to finding out they dated was so funny ajskajsj #d.ante assumes it was a one night kinda thing since my d.mc s/i does that a lot but. nope. his brother was all 'nope. she was my gf.'#anyhow that relationship ended horribly which is part of the reason why ash is the way she is- anyhow d.mc lore aside!!! once i start #talking about this game i seriously cant stop LMAAAOOO back to my husband!!#he's the best and he makes me feel so safe! i love my husband! kiss kiss kiss! also i really love kissing his wedding ring. he's just the #best! and he's such a great dad to my fankiddo too! i love this fankid <3 she doesnt have a name yet (i call her daughterdota) but she's #so cool! usually wears a hat like her dad! she can come off as kinda 😐 sometimes but she's sweet!! she loves her skateboard and her pet dog #who is a shiba inu named ginger! i love her <3 !#and i love my husband!!#okay it's getting late and i have class tomorrow- goodnight my friends!

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rexscanonwife · 1 year

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Sigh....I miss my husband, Tails. I miss him a lot

#jane journals #self insert talk #💙 oh captain my captain 💙#YES THIS IS ABOUT REX #GODDD I MISS HIM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH #WHEN WILL HE RETURN FROM THE WAR #like...i was lowkey kinda glad he hasnt shown up just yet in tbb #cause i just KNOW hes gonna take over my entire brain and he'll be all i think about 🥺🥺💖💖#and i wasn't...quite ready to put the crosshair thing to bed shfjgng #but NOW I MISS HIM EVEN MORE WHERE IS HE I WANT MY HUSBAND #i wanna hold him and kiss him 😭#ive never been so insanely in love with a character like this UGGHH #like he definitely /is/ the top husband forever #i gotta draw us again soooon #i did jack shit yesterday #i set up my tablet but realized my body was still super tired from work so i couldnt get up :'3

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self-shipyard · 2 years

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I finally got my hands on All S.tar Battle R for my switch and of course I've been playing as my husband and this game has given me something amazing

He has a LEG BOUNCE!!! He stims when he's idle!! I bounce my leg as a stim too and... AAAAAA his little bounce is soooo cute!! 💕💕💕

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

(And please I kept imagining him by my side the whole time. Like, I could imagine him getting all excited with me while we kicked butt like "Yes!! We make the perfect team, bucaneve. I mean, of course we do, we're soulmates!" and... and... mmm... I am so in love with himmmm...!!!)

#❄soft snow (lumaghia)❄#self ship #self shipping #self shipping community #self shipping content #self ship positivity #romantic f/o #⚓sal's nonsense #f/o gush #f/o #self ship content #i was so excited when i found the game in my mailbox today #it's been kind of a miserable week so far #im out of my apartment at the moment because my ac broke on saturday or sunday #i should be getting home again tomorrow but #nothing like seeing my beautiful husband and playing with him to make all that stress melt away 🥰🥰#i just... godddd i wanna kiss his gorgeous face sooooo bad 😭😭😭💕

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the-grimm-writer · 2 years

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"I won't get on my knees for no man"

But Dabi 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

#AHHHHH #fuck #i thought i was over this #but then studio fuckin bones had to get their shit together #my husband <3333 #he's beautiful #just stunning #i wanna kiss him

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