#i just really like bagels also

[creakysocks]

"...So have you like... considered... *not* making another collider that could potentially break reality as we know it???"

"I mean I did but then i thought of what we'd be missing out on!"

"And what would that be??"

"More holes!"

idk im just thinking abt this au again

#supervillain sidekicks au #spiderverse #aaron davis #miles morales #the spot #atsv #I just keep rotating this au... have made a whole little dialogue between miles and aaron for this and its just #gaaahhhh so many ideas #between aaron surviving and just how that plays out over the course of a year #and then meeting spot and dealing w him #and the fact that aaron and spot were technically coworkers #i feel like miles would tell aaron abt the whole bagel thing and then it comes back like #iunno i have thoughts and dialogue hard but this au would be really funny in some ways but also lead to some conversations tm in other ways #comic

[the-meme-monarch]

do you think kk was just fucking w capn during the 400 bagels scene and was just committing to the bit

#i really want to think he couldve been bc he Doesnt giveyou the 400 bagels even if you ask #he COULD have stacked them on your head like sans does w frisk w the hotdogs just all at once #also the 'ypu were crushed under the weight of 400 bagels and defeated instantly #'just kidding you cant carry that many' couldve meant you didnt actually ask for the 400 bagels but. am i wrong to think kris would try #just picturing kris going 'yeah ill take 400 bagels please' and kk's smile kinda awkwardly faultering like 'oh i was just kidding. I'm n #im not giving you 400 bagels for 80$' #words from the monarch #scc #deltarune

[lighthouseas]

i do not engage in discourse very much. instead i will be sitting here making my little bagel headcanons and fuming over the fact that byler tumblr is incapable of reblogging anything

#i say i don't engage very much because like. sometimes i will if the topic is important to me #but even then...i mostly just rb the shit i agree with and leave it at that #and if im really upset then i just vent onto my secret vent blog LOL #and as for the bagel headcanons part. well. i have a post abt that. in case u were wondering #and also byler tumblr you fucks need to get better at reblogging. im serious it is such an issue #byler #st.txt #tw food mention

[slightlytoastedbagel]

Yuka Shiraishi. btw.

#she has 20 lines at most but i love her #i'd really like for an 5 to have more yuka content... especially since ken is training vbs #ken is working them rough which for people surrounding vivid street (or at least vbs) would seem tough but understandable #but yuka is an outsider. yuka is a caring mother who still supports her daughter and her friends despite not growing up in vivid street #yuka would possibly consider this too much for the moment and try to get them to relax #and. i really want the current vbs arc to end with them relaxing a little #i don't think they'll go straight from “we're surpassing rad weekend and carrying nagi's wish” #to “we're tying ourselves down to this one event when we could go even further” #but they could definitely recognise “we're still kids we have time” #and yuka could be the one to bring that up. radder were all adults when rad weekend happened. vbs are in their second year of high school #and they're talented. so incredibly talented. kohane showed that at crawl green. akito finally realises his growth in his 4th event #toya has just came to terms with his classical music background and draws from it to write songs for the group #and an has had years of experience singing. except she also holds herself back in her want to be line nagi #which i'm almost certain will be addressed in her 5th event. and with yuka being the one who comforted an during lutf (in her card) #well. i think it would be nice for her to come back #especially as she is - again - an outsider to vivid street. she could represent how vbs can go beyond vivid street #another possibility is kohane's father. he sort of just disappeared after sdsc (at least i recall akito and an mentioning meeting him?) #and considering the impact he has on kohane (photography and his doubts regarding her sudden change in early game) #it could be nice seeing him again since with kohane/akito/toya seemingly reaching the end of a current arc in the last year #(ie the kohane and taiga plot/akito no longer feeling like he's behind the others/toya and classical music) #the next step in the group's story could be happening #half of this has nothing to do with yuka fjrjdiejd. i just like the concept of her being the group's link to going outside of vivid street #or going beyond is suppose. beyond the way... #bagel's rambles #i'm on break. watch me draw yuka design

[minicy]

i gotta say, a cool $5k in my bank account would be really cool right about now

#combo of my good gas mileage car getting held ransom and my brother suddenly moving out and raising my rent 50% has me. augh #mostly making the post bc the barely-more-than-interest payments on my credit card feel Fucking Bad and if i could just. not have that. wow #like i can still get takeout on occasion and eat gluten free bagels and chicken breasts. i will be fine. but also. augh. #also though dont even get me started on the gluten removal tax. it triggers my fibro shit really badly so if i want to work.. #i will pay $6 for a box of crackers and $9 for a loaf of bread. and thats most of the easy lunches to take to work right there. #and the adhd makes it hard to plan other lunches in advance... you can see the issues #i cant even have. like. backup lunches or anything. no cup noodle in my classroom or anything like that. cos they have BREAD #and FLOUR. #actually though now that i think about it i could leave some cans of soup in my classroom. thatd be a good idea. anyway. #contribute to the random-tumblr-asshole's curry takeout and can of soup fund today #squawk

[jerseymuppet]

i bet ur not even from jersey. name one deli

Why not ask me to name a colorado dispensary? Or an overpriced coffee place in LA? Let me tell you something, you played yourself

#I’m cackling #i cant tell if this was maliciously or not but either way its fucking hilarious #besides COMMON stereotype a lot of people in nj just use corner shops (bodegas p much) to get deli stuff #delis are really delis in the way most people think yknow? they’re multifunctional #*arent #the better question to ask is what bakery they get their bagels and baked goods from #my mom liked Judickies and Neptune bakery #neptune bakery is also known as Garcia’s don’t ask me why? #anyway yeah #this ask made me laugh so thank you! #jude.answers

[kitausuret]

Chapters: 11/? Fandom: Venom (Comics), Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616 Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Eddie Brock/Flash Thompson, Eddie Brock/Flash Thompson/Venom Symbiote, Eddie Brock/Venom Symbiote, Andrea Benton & Eddie Brock, Andrea Benton & Flash Thompson, Flash Thompson & Betty Brant Characters: Eddie Brock, Flash Thompson, Venom Symbiote, Andrea Benton, Mania Symbiote, Betty Brant, Venomverse Cameos, Sarah Benton, Manuela Calderon, Hank McCoy (cameo), Stephen Strange (Cameo), Matt Murdock (cameo), Felicia Hardy (cameo), Peter Parker (cameo), Dr. Steven (Venom Comics), Liz Allan Additional Tags: more tags and character tags to come, Slow Burn, Redemption Arc That Actually Sticks, Everyone is Bisexual, Post-Secret Empire, Post-Venomverse, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, nothing after Venomverse happened, cherry picking canon after that point, Eventual Smut, there are gonna be lots of cameos from lots of characters in spider-man and venom comics, Enemies to Reluctant Allies to Friends to Lovers, Certified Asshole Lee Price, Venom is a Good Noodle, Andi is a Little Shit, everyone is protective, Mutual Pining, POV Alternating, Literal Sleeping Together, Protective Peter Parker

Chapter Eleven Summary:

One day before the tribunal, Eddie and Flash find that sharing a space together is not as bad as either anticipated. But their respective connections to the past - and to other people - have started to chip away at Eddie's rare moments of optimism.

But maybe it won't be all bad.

(Chapter word count: 8813)

#my writing #dust to dust #venom #flash thompson #eddie brock #peter parker #betty brant #peter actually shows up in a significant capacity (eyes emoji) #i'm also really just up here giving andi as many cameos as possible i love her #i had so much fun writing this but it was LONG #betty watching eddie get flash's favorite bagel like (squinty eyes) #thanks for your patience everyone i hope it was worth the wait :D #symbiot3 #symbrock #venomflash #because i needed some venomflash content for myself

[bagelbucket]

I don’t usually post about my follower count but we’re 5 away from half a thousand and that’s kinda insane. thanks for staying and hanging out ^^

#this isn’t a post to like. make anyone follow it’s literally just me thanking u guys FOR following #and I’ve gained a lot of really awesome mutuals through this #we’ve gone through about 200 followers within less than a year and that’s just insane to me #like I don’t care ab followers genuinely I just need like. my friends and we’re good. but also it means a lot that y’all wanna be here. #there’s been a few times where people have said I’m a favourite blog in tag games and . kabdosbsjsn #I dunno. Ty #This does NOT mean get to 1k tho #bagel talk time

[toasttedbaguels]

sorry. things i wish you said sabrina carpenter. nobody look at me.

#gonna be a hell of a diary entry tonight i tell you what #bagel babbles #the way i’ve not been in a relationship in like. a year and a half now. and for weeks now i’ve just been experiencing wave after wave- #-of heartbreak all over again. the way that also compounds with like.. feelings of loss and displacement over not really finding myself as- #- a teen due to queerness. so now i’m an adult and i feel left behind. all my peers in relationships or dating and i feel like a child #and like. idk idk i know this is so much to just be putting out onto tumblr #and i know its not entirely rational bc if i think about it there have been so many people i’ve found attractive and not said anything- #-about it to them. but man.. never in my life have i actually had someone feel that about me. and i feel so completely undesirable and - #-unlovable for it. #that’s enough for right here though. i’m gonna go be more thoughtful about this shit on paper

[inkyveins]

watched the oscars and then watched Everything Everywhere All At Once on DVD.

Great film, horrible to watch with your asian immigrant parents. 10/10 would watch again, 0/10 would do it in the same circumstances. have not held back tears with that much effort since i was 9 doing math homework at the kitchen table.

goodbye you will not hear from me again until all rocks have turned to dust

#(in case it was unclear: i really liked it!) #also i'm ok i'm just Processing #the loading symbol is spinning on my forehead like a BAGEL or perhaps a GOOGLY EYE #jinx.txt

[obstinaterixatrix]

ok you know how I was saying that some series were like telling someone to eat an ant bagel. this is an ant bagel series.

#orlbs #misclb #it’s ‘honey I’m going on strike’ and mc dies and goes back in time 10 yrs and is like my husband SUCKED #I’m not going to work at all #and because she actually voices complaints & stuff the husband is like. I’m doing wrong?? tell me what I’m doing wrong 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #however the mc is 17 at the rome of marriage and the li is 25 which yknow. sucks #and there’s a conflict with a nomadic tribe that ends well but it’s also. yknow. Uh I Dunno About This Framing #I feel like up to the vita conflict is a little slow & I was more on the fence #I kept reading though because I think the writer strikes actually accomplishes the difficult task of like #making their past relationship very clearly a systemic issue that involves mc’s perspective without condemning her for how she acted #in terms of like #she interpreted him as uncaring because he didn’t approach her and he didn’t approach her because he put her on a pedestal #there’s a scene I really like where she finds out how much money he was actually receiving for being sent to war or w/e and she goes #wait. everyone’s exploiting and taking advantage of him and has been the entire time. #basically he moe through helplessness’d his way into her heart #plus this is a series that’s really good at showing affection between the characters #I also feel like I’m consistently impressed by how nice the art looks #I just. close my eyes whenever age comes up. writer she did not need to be 17. #closes eyes. ant bagel.

[madeofbees]

i’m not even a person, i’m just a bunch of traumas stacked on top of each other in a trench coat made of fandoms.

personality ? me ? no no, that’s just season 4 of community. common mistake though !

#cptsd culture is #cptsd #bpd #borderline personality disorder #i am just a-okay fine-a-doodle-do #I am not well-adjusted. and more often than not I am barely keeping it together. I’m constantly texting and there’s no one on the other end #I’m just a grown man who can’t even look his own friends in the eye for too long because I’m too afraid they’ll see that I am broken. #one time when I was in seventh grade I told everyone I had appendicitis. I wanted someone to worry about me. but when Beth Brannon asked to #see the scar I didn’t wanna get found out. so I took mom’s scissors and I made one. it hurt like hell but it was worth it because I got #seventeen cards. and I still keep them in a box underneath my bed 22 years later because it proves that someone at some point cared about me #I also have a collection of cards like that #them: why do you like things so much god the materialism #me: I got myself that Gengar plushie for my birthday #my sibling and I went to a sketch thinkgeek store in a sketch mall in a sketch area bc I had a coupon #it was super uncomfortable but I found my guy #then we got Dunkin and I surprised my dad at work with a bagel #then Robin and I hung out at their place and it was a really lovely day #that’s why.

[alicuntisms]

I think the “problem” is that the spuffy fandom is already amazing and like the analysis that I’ve been seeing lately are soooo much better than any thought I ever have about them other than “they’re pretty and in love now kiss”

#I feel very unoriginal and unleoquent in this fandom which is funny considering the amount of just mindless rambles #that definitely have errors and are just INSANE but they’re also brilliant and I just do not think about this show that way #and sometimes it makes me a bit bummed cause I want to contribute SO BAD but I got nothing lol #well I got fic but no one seems to give two shits about that SO #I’m trying this new thing where I don’t give a fuck if my fics flop #and it’s really fucking hard sometimes #like right now #but I’m powering through #I’m gonna eat my bagel with lox and try to feel something

[gigantomachylesbian]

okay when I ate tomato soup yesterday I was fine and also today when I ate a bagel+cream cheese SO I'm gonna risk some pasta with red sauce. I HAVE to eat something delicious soon or I will fall to pieces

#k talks #apparently tomato stuff can make heartburn symptoms worse when you have food poisoning BUT I haven't really been having heartburn #and like. I don't actually have olive oil to put on plain spaghetti or anything I just have olive oil cooking spray... #and I want to eat pasta. PLEASE. please don't let it make me sick I Want It #hope you're all enjoying my Sickness Journey. I'm trapped in my apartment for two days #ALSO all I've eaten since Friday night is three pieces of bread+tomato soup+a single bagel #and that's literally insane for me. sometimes during the weekend I will literally eat two breakfasts #so not having an appetite is WEIRD.

[e77y]

Btw. It’s so bad <- had a literal dream last night about a cool mutual I want to be friends with

#I was gonna post about this this morning but then my mind was consumed by bagel. sorry #anyway #CRAZY. perhaps a bit terminally online of me also #I just want buddies. pals. chums if you will #some of my mutuals are so cool… #if you are reading this… you are probably so cool………. to me……………… #ellyposting #dreams #<- it counts. right #actually I guess idrk when people cross the threshold into friend 😭 #I haven’t spoken one-on-one with this person. or. any of mutuals really for more than a few texts #IDK all of my friends are irls 😭 #I haven’t made new internet friends since I was like 13 #which was obviously a very different time. bc we would call every night for hours #but now I am an Adult and I call internet friends(-ish) like once every few months o_o #idk I need to get better at twxting #sorry this is a very dumb post HRHDHAH a little embarrassing. erm. anyway 😁

[learn-and-accept]

I'm back in the place I grew up for the first time since moving 6 months ago and it is so fucking weird and I have a lot of feelings

#firstly i am fucking exhausted #my girlfriend stayed over last night and i slept like 5 hours #i am so stressed #and my birth control has been fucking with my energy severally #secondly ive been on edge since I woke up #I've constantly been 15 seconds away from sobbing uncontrollably or bashing my head against a wall until my brain leaks out of my ear #my poor fucking girlfriend had to deal with me being overwhelmed and irritated and they were so lovely and just made me feel calm and loved #i also miss her so fucking much even though if i was still in ny i wouldn't be seeing them anyway #the drive was terrible we had like an hour of traffic because it was a holiday weekend and we completely forgot #and the whole reason im down in jersey is because my grandma's back in the hospital #so that's a whole cluster fuck i dont even feel like unpacking right now #and that's not even me having such weird and complex feelings about being back in a place i called home for 24 years #it's weird and it's a lot #on the bright side i got really really really good pizza and im getting phenomenal bagels in the morning #but im just so tired and overwhelmed and i want my girlfriend #personal