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#i just really hate it im a boomer yeah
OMG i get to talk about khamgalai ive been dying to talk about khamgalai im so fucking mad at khamgalai
i have said stuff about it on this post (sorry im only putting it here cause i started looking for it on my blog and couldnt find it until i went through a post sorter site and i got so upset about it fhdglh so ill have it here just in case i guess) https://www.tumblr.com/tetsuooooooooooo/710065228547866624/anyway-anyone-wanna-hear-about-my-muriel-tired-of?source=share
aaaand liike i started replaying the route recently partially cause i wanted to find anything that would prove me wrong in this matter and i am only halfway through but its Not going GREAT
because it wouldve all been perfectly fine if they didnt choose to establish that she apparently knew the whole time where muriel was and what he was doing. i dont know how much she saw but like. she saw it.
cause this bitch really saw muriel. child muriel. baby. possibly last of her kin. fucking living out on the streets homeless starving getting kicked around god knows what happening to him
and went aw lemme get a snapshot for the family album and just LEFT HIM THERE
AND IM LIKE BITCH I THOUGHT YOU LIKE CARED ABOUT HIM OR SOMETHING I MEAN SHE FOOLED ME WITH ALL THAT CRYING AND THE THINGS SHE SAID WHEN WE MET HER THE FIRST TIME BUT GODDAMN I GUESS SHES JUST AS MUCH OF A "PAIN BUILDS CHARACTER" BOOMER AS MORGA
cause okay even if it was like future visions n shit like thats their magic thing theN LIKE YOU STILL KNOW MORE THAN YOU DID BEFORE YOU KNOW THERES A CITY IN THE NORTH NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE AND WHERE HE CAN BE AND ITS A COUPLE WEEKS AWAY BUT YOURE A FUCKING NOMAD AND NOT THAT OLD YET
like WHAT is the reason she absolutely would not even attempt to come get him other than The Story Needs To Happen this is spiderverse all over again except now im on miles side i hate this hichjgs and like yeah ok the story needs to happen he needs to be the way he is and destiny and whatever but like when were in a story where we know theres a whole 5 other ways to go about solving this problem and its all choice oriented and stuff it kinda just. ya know. it doesnt glass my onions very much vnxviydy i dont know how to put it but u get it
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YOU THOUGHT WHAT?? WHAT THE SIGNAL CUT AFTER HE GOT OUT OF THE FUCKING CAGE HE WAS LIVING IN AND YOU COULDNT SEE HIM ANYMORE AND YOU THOUGHT WHAT THAT HE DIED??? girl dont FUCK with me you aint give a shit if he lived or died ok that was harsh im getting really heated this is so messy lol
its probably gonna turn out in a minute that she said something in the ghost realm that makes it make sense but i dont remember that all i recall is us hangin out and her calling me out for being a furry and them being all "u saw me over there and u still like me?" " aw of course i like u come give ghost grandma a hug" thats how i remember that going down fhxhyietfh so yeah ill find out soon enough
Ooh, I think I remember wondering about that when I last played Muriel's route! I'll leave it to other Muriel fans to share their thoughts on it too, since my memory is a bit fuzzy at the moment XD
@tetsuooooooooooo that makes total sense to be upset about though, especially when you're seeing all of this from Muriel's side! T~T I'll be curious to hear what you think as you keep playing the route! ^.^
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if you’re wondering why I’m having to repost this, or why you were perhaps previously following me but no longer are, please refer to this post. I was able to retrieve this thanks to @rosieathena - thanks so much!! ♡
Spencer Reid x she/her reader
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Reid x Youtuber/Streamer Girlfriend
- Spencer Reid has a somewhat boomer knowledge of social media platforms, he doesnt really understand them, but he knows from his job that they cause a lot of problems, so generally he steered clear of them in his personal life
- that was, until he met you
- the two of you very quickly became good friends soon after you joined the team, and it wasnt long before you both realised that the connection you had was not one between friends
- you went on a date, and things have only gone up from there
- during a conversation Spencer remembers very well, you casually mentioned your side-job as a youtuber and twitch streamer
- Spencer didnt even know what twitch was, and assumed you meant you live streamed yourself twitching and got paid for it
- you slowly introduced him to the world of youtube and livestreaming, and he was fascinated
- at first, he would sit out of frame while you streamed, just listening to you commentate over various video games you played and observing the way you communicated with the people in the stream chat as if they were your friends
- by no means did you earn a lot through this hobby, but it was something you enjoyed, and Spencer would support any harmless hobby that brought you so much joy
- but then he discovered it wasnt harmless
- you had been very fortunate to have Spencer sit in on streams in which you received very little abuse in chat, and because he wasnt reading the chat you could simply ignore any hateful messages there and he would be none the wiser
- however, on the first stream that he decided to join, things were a little different
- Spencer was sitting beside you, the two of you playing a multiplayer video game, both of you visible to the thousands of people watching
- and he, being the genius capable of doing a million things at once, was able to glance into the chat and read what people were saying as he played, curious to any tips or tricks they may lend him to help him be a better player in the game
- what he saw was anything but helpful
“jesus christ, how the fuck did she manage to trick him to date her”
“this guy makes her look even worse than she already does”
“he could do SO much better”
“I’d rather kill myself than be seen anywhere with her”
“maybe (Y/N) should be the one killing herself since she clearly doesnt deserve him”
“yeah haha u right u right”
- those messages were among more pleasant ones, but Spencer couldnt see those
- in fact, he couldnt even see the game anymore because he was staring at the chat log, and as a result his character died
“Spence? Everything alright?”
“How often do you see messages like that directed at you?”
- you knew what he was referring to without having to look in chat, you had really hoped you could hide the negative side of streaming for just a little longer
“Trust me, it’s alright. People behind a screen think they can be assholes without any comeuppance, and most of the time they’re right. Repercussions for them are minimal. Im lucky to get very few negative messages on my streams, Im used to that and I can cope.”
- Spencer shook his head, he was not happy with this
“You shouldnt have to get used to something like this.”
- with that, he stood up and grabbed his phone, the fans in your stream confused as to what was going on
- “Spencer, what are you-“
“Hey, Garcia, can you do me a favour? The scum of the internet are in (Y/N)’s stream chat, could you- oh, you already see them? Great. Yeah, I know, they’re disgusting.”
he walked back over to you and leaned over to look at your computer, scrolling back through chat to find the usernames.
“Scroll back to where user jnjmemes sent a crying laughing emoticon, you see the string of messages after that? Could you send every single one of those users a nasty virus? Thanks Garcia!”
- your jaw was hanging open, you stared at Spencer with wide eyes, completely lost for words while your fans in the chat were screaming over Spencer’s protectiveness of you
“Oh, one last thing Garcia, is it possible to set up a programme that automatically sends a virus to anyone who leaves a message of a similar nature? Of course you can do that, I should’ve known, thanks again!”
- he hung up and sat back down beside you
“There’s a lesson for all of you in this: dont say hurtful things to people online. But there’s a lesson even more important than that, which I hope you’ve all paid attention to.”
“What’s that?” You asked.
“Dont fuck with a woman in the FBI.”
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Aftermath oneshot for the end of season 3, episode 11. (spoilers!???!) (terry x korvo. not nsfw but they make out a lot)
i wrote this at like 3 am off a whim so its probably not the best but i just wanted to write some fluff so i dont really care about any low detail descriptions or grammar mistakesm. i hope u enjoy :3
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Hot air wafted into the room and a bright light shone into the corner of Terry's eyes. He squinted as he stared up at the ceiling, the right side of the room being illuminated by the warm glow of the bathroom light. Shuffling was heard as the pudgy blue alien soaked the last bit of water off himself onto his towel, and changed into his night-time button-up gown. The light soon shut off, and Terry felt the mattress sink from the new guest who had taken space under the covers.
He was so tired, but he couldn't stop staring up at the ceiling of their bedroom. He wanted to close his eyes and sleep forever, but he was wide "awake." This fraction of time he spent in bed at night was his only ticket out of his regular new life now. he spent the moment while it lasted, even if it was full of dread.
Korvo joined him. he had no words to say, just an uncomfortable silence as he shared the sight of the ceiling. If you stared long enough, you could see the pattern in the walls even through the darkness.
Terry sighed a heavy breath; he must've been holding it without realizing. Korvo tilted his head away from Terry and shifted onto his side, pulling more of the blanket to fit on top of him.
"Goodnight, Terrence."
The weight in his name felt heavy.
"Night, Korv."
Despite the exchange of nightly endings, Terry kept his eyes wide open and up at the ceiling.
A silence crept in once again, but a soft, tired voice cracked it open in reply.
",,,I miss being called that name."
Terry sighed internally.
"Heh heh, yeah. I miss a lot of things."
,,,silence.
"im,,, im so fucking over this, Terry."
Just hearing him be called by his main name lifted a weight off his shoudlers.
"God, me too. I can barely take this anymore! but uh, anything for the pupa i guess."
"Ugh! the pupa SUCKS. i want to go back to being sci-fi! I hate this job! i hate this life, Terry!" Korvo shifted back upright. not entirely facing Terry, but not facing completely away from him. Terry looked at him and listened. "This job is fucking stupid! I-I dont even remember what the fuck we work for! All we do is write documents of already made documents and print out paper of the documents to send to other people to make documents and then collect more documents to write documents about!! its fucking insane, Terry!"
Korvo was, visibly, on the verge of gooblering. Terry reached a hand out for comfort. Not touching him but, keeping him close as a reminder for company.
"oh my god, right??? and i cant even drown out my sorrows in any personal goods because of our damn tight budget."
"I had to cancel our hulu subscription to pay for the pupa's karate classes! I had to cancel hulu!!! We cant get anything for ourselves because we're using all the money on the Pupa! But if we don't he'll go back to being some annoying tween again with his weird gen boomer language or whatever they call it."
Korvo instinctively put his hand on top of Terry's offered one, and shifted to face Terry even more. He never gave direct eye contact.
"I hate having to risk losing my terrible job if i dont cook meals and shine shoes for our boss. I-I want to get rid of this job but the job market is so rough."
"Dont worry, man," Terry squeezed Korvo's hand reasurringly, "once we make enough money, we'll put it aside to try and get some other job! Maybe we'll do youtube video reactions of us reacting to youtubers reacting to youtube web series!"
Korvo squeezed back, but with a tight, aggressive grip. "Oh you know thats never going to happen, Terry. we barely make enough to cover our food. I've been buying SO much crap in cans just so i can keep that karate class subscription. I can't risk the pupa telling me I have "fatherless behavior.""
"Well,,," Terry leaned forward slightly, craving intamacy. "We can dream, and dreams always come true! PBSkids told me!"
"We dream when we sleep. which is 5 hours exactly, usually less when we wake up randomly in the middle of the night multiple times. MAYBE 5 hours and 10 minutes, if we're lucky."
An uncomfortable silence shone over them again. Then Terry felt something land on his arm and dance around.
Korvo pulled Terry close and shoved his face into his chest, bawling his eyes out and gooblering all over.
"I-I want to go back to our old life, Terry!! I hate this! I fucking hate all of this!"
Terry formed a sad expression and stroked the back of Korvo's head, trying to ease out the gooblers.
"Shh, hey, its okay, baby. It'll all end well in the end, right?"
"no it WONT Terry!!!" Korvo brought his fist up in frusteration and slammed it down on Terry, who yelped from the sudden blow.
"O-oh gosh, im sorry Terry! I-I didn't mean it!"
Terry hissed at the soreness, but rubbed it off. "It's fine, man. I wanna punch things too."
Korvo sunk back into Terry again, holding onto his now regular pajamas. "You're the only highlight to all of this, Terry. And even then most of the moments i have with you suck tits. Even if its all for the pupa, i just--" He started to goobler again, so Terry continued rubbing at his head trying to get his skin to calm down. "None of it feels worth it, Terry. i just want to have fun and be with YOU, and be with our family. I want to do fun solar opposites stuff again. that's all i want."
Terry yawned, forgetting how tired he was.
"Well,, i doubt thats ganna happen any time soon. but we can try and do regular minimal fun stuff in the meantime?"
"Oh and when would we HAVE this "meantime"? Our asses are stuck at work almost all day! We can hardly do anything! And on our off days all we do are take short naps the whole day because of how sleep deprived we are!"
"Uhmm,,, well,,,," Terry tried so hard to think. He just wanted to make Korvo feel better, in this instance, at least.
Terry slid his hands to Korvo's back, moving one up to his face and cupping his cheek.
"We have now?"
Korvo sighed in exhaustion. "Yes, i guess, technically we do. but im so tired and we need the sleep for work tomorrow. What can we possibly even do right now?"
"Make out?"
"hmm,, it HAS been a while-"
Before Korvo could start a new thought, Terry brought his face close and locked his lips with his, suckling rythmatically with Korvo as his hands caressed his body. Korvo's grip on Terry's boring pajamas tightened, only to release and wrap his arms around Terry and squeeze hard.
Terry flicked his tongue through the opening of Korvo's lips and licked at the other, Korvo widening the kiss and reciprocating the gesture. Korvo pushed his weight onto Terry's and rolled Terry over onto his back, laying on his lap and continuing to go at it with their mouths. Terry reached his one hand down to rub his thigh while the other remained on his back.
They squeezed and kissed at each other continously, each of them moaning into each other. All they wanted was here, right now. Just some nice time alone, doing something relaxing and comforting.
"Oh god," Korvo spoke between breaths, "I love you Terry. i love you so much. This is all i want right now. I just want to be a happy family again."
"We'll get that soon, Korvotron. For now, just kiss me."
And they went right back at it. This time, Korvo let his weight sink into Terry's instead of pushing on it, and Terry took the opportunity to push Korvo over and straddle him instead, laying over him and pinning him down by the wrists.
A trail of saliva trickled down both their chin's, slobber connecting them both by their mouths. They just wanted each other, to melt all their stress away into quality time spent together. They wanted to have fun again, do sci-fi shit again, be partners and be a family. They wanted to do dumb fun things together again, like binge watch new seasons of their favorite shows on hulu, or more intimate things like make love. All they wanted was to be together and to not have to worry about this shithole planet with their shithole rules and societal functions. some of it was great but, the rest of it was absolute garbage.
After more minutes of kissing passionately at each other, they both parted for a quick breather. Korvo wiped his chin, ridding it of the sticky saliva he shared with his partner.
"Ohhh, we haven't kissed like that in a while."
"Heck yeah, now im all excited! We should totally fuck, too."
"Hm- maybe on our free night. We have to work tomorrow."
Terry was suddenly in shock. "Oh hell, i totally forgot about that." He put a hand to his forehead and leaned over weakly. "Wooah, and i forgot how fucking burnt out i was."
"Yes, lets get some rest. We'll overthrow our shitty jobs and become space nerds again some other day."
Terry scooted back over to his respective side on the bed and patted down at his clothes, and Korvo the same. They repositoned the blanket to be more evenly spread, and after struggling with trying to make sure they both got even amounts of the blanket, Korvo just pulled Terry over to his side to cuddle.
"Oh Great thinkin Korv, now its easier to share!"
"Mhm,," Korvo sunk his face into Terry's shoulder, smiling at the warmth of his partner and at the closeness.
Terry patted Korvo's back and yawned. "Well, now im really tired. eugh. Goodnight Korvy, i love ya."
"I love you too, dummy."
They both held onto each other in a tight embrace and closed their eyes, finally letting themselves wait for sleep to come to their minds.
An hour passed.
"psst, hey korv, i cant sleep. wanna make out again?"
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large vent
tw: suicidal ideation
I need to type this out for my own sanity. But also the entire purpose is on the off chance that someone reads this and, in some way, relates to what I'm experiencing. Not the entirety of it, but a part of it, would be enough for me to justify sharing my experiences. Normally, I would have written this out in a diary but something tells me that by sharing it and letting people they are not alone would be more beneficial than keeping this to myself. To preface everything, these are first world problems. All of this spiraling - ok first off my behavior towards what is really the most minor of all triggers is annoyingly blown over. All that happened was that someone i thought i could have befriended more given time and more chats- just one day decided i wasnt worth being (and i hate typing this) mutuals with.
What made me laugh was the idea of describing my lil hissy fit emotional tantrum to my boomer absolutely not online coworkers and they would all most likely laugh about it. But the more i thought about losing this mutual, the question i kept going back to was why? why was i blowing this out of proportion? what even caused this big of a reaction in me? well first off, i was really riding on the hope to get to know them better. i really wanted to be friends with them. the great thing about online friendships is that it eliminates any barriers that would be present if someone tried to make friends with you in person. you dont worry about smelling bad, looking weird, stuttering, bad posture, etc. so truly i was thinking if our interests aligned enough and we cracked some jokes we had something, that could blossom into something cool. instead it didnt and they just dropped me entirely out of nowhere, and me being my silly self thinks somehow its my fault.
honestly though im sure they were going through something - like they would constantly post about wanting ppl to unfollow them and me going oh that cant be about me surely, nah it was most definitely about me. i cant nail down what it was though, did i not reach out enough? did i joke too much? was i too little was i too much. unfortunately, with the lack of a physical barrier im taking this as a personal fault that I Really messed something up. Something about me as a person is inherently undesirable and therefore not worth putting in the time or effort to talk to -- there must have been something off about me for this to have played out the way it did, right? I keep running scenarios in my head like oh what if i reached out more, or what if i responded in a different way that one time -- as if it can change the outcome of what has happened but. all of this. all of this emotional self inflicting stupid reaction im having stems from my own struggles in real life to make friends. this has been a running trend all my 28 years (yeah 28!) and.. to bring myself back to reality and to keep my emotions from spilling over. I came up with a good strategy.
I always ground myself by saying to myself in a silly voice as if one would calm down a pet "are you punishing yourself for having become the person you are today due to your shitty environment/upbringing that you had no control over" and "are you punishing yourself for factors out of your control Again? eye roll come on now" and thats literally how ive been grounding myself this entire time whenever i get really uncomfortable with how i am as a person in real life. and yeah honestly my upbringing sucks ass it sucks soooo much. i have no extended family and it has never been more obvious since i became conscious as a toddler to this day that my extended family on both sides absolutely does not give a shit about me nor my immediate family. my immediate family being my mom and my sister. my mom and my sister are my ONLY family. side note and i mean this semi-jokingly: if you have a family fuck you. when my coworkers talk about their uncles or their aunts or their grandparents or how they were raised by their grandparents or how they hung out with their cousins and how they went on vacations, or how they spent time with their dad. i feel this massive vacancy in my heart that is a placeholder of what i want so desperately to have happened. i feel like those scenarios they describe to me are just not possible, families only exist on tv shows, and christmas specials, thats not a real thing. it has never been a reality for me. unrelatable. all of it. and as a first generation child from immigrants (lets not even get into my dad we havent spoken to him in over a decade) my only memories are of food stamps, being smelly in school because my mom could literally not afford the time to take care of me or afford a baby sitter, my stuttering, my inability to join extracurricular activities due to money, all of it added up to my ostracization throughout the entirety of my school years.
& as a child on welfare it was very much drilled into me that the only escape from poverty is through education and i took that very seriously. im a fucking scientist now i passed the national exam to get where i am. where i failed socially didnt matter to me back then as long as i had good grades, grades were All that mattered to me. and i succeeded. but not without some draw backs. ive always been an awkward person. i have a couple of friends few and far between in person. its literally three people that i keep in contact with in real life and i am extremely grateful that they reach out to me but its also like. i gotta do better lol one of them forgot my birthday this year and the other one only texted me 'birth' on my birthday, the last one he's a keeper - we're basically brothers and he always checks in on me, but he doesnt live in the same state as me. so all of that is to say. When this person broke mutuals it kind of made me, or rather for my own sanity, seriously re-evaluate my relationship with how i spend my free time, and who and what exactly am i placing value in. this person absolutely does not care about me and i dont expect them to. and given what little we had in terms of an online friendship i guess i let my hope of a cool friendship with them blind me to the reality of what we actually had. time and time again i have placed more hope and love into online individuals that do not reciprocate - and usually they just drop the ball on me. which is like ok. im sure i was either too little or too much i can never accurately gauge how intense i am due to, you know, Lack of Real Life Experience. oh right the suicide thing, so like for the longest time i struggled with suicidal idealization - it only stopped until i graduated about two years ago. In my pre-teens to late teens i told myself that if i was in the same scenario where my mom and my sister are my only family but we were well off i would definitely have killed myself.
I decided as a pre-teen that my only worth was how high i could get into my academics in order to lift my mom out of poverty. that was the Singular Only driving factor that kept me alive. kinda. damn that sucks to write out lol but its true! that was my mantra back then and i would repeat it anytime something shitty happened to me or someone was mean to me. im not sure where im going with this. i just wanted to get it out there, that i was and still am very lonely in person, and whats funny is that im not even like ugly im just average, i hung out with my sister and dolled myself up a bit for my birthday and we went to the mall and three guys hit on me unprompted so its definitely not a looks thing - SPEAKING OF when i got into uni and moved into an apartment with four roomates i was like this is my YEAR, im gonna go out SO MUCH im gonna walk around campus im gonna go out late and do school clubs!! and then covid happened. the apartment lease was worthless. i stayed indoors exactly the same amount as i always did only this time it was justified, but it sucked because that was the time i had decided i was going to break my cycle of staying inside holy shit that fucking sucked. and then my senior year of college i didnt need to stay in an apartment anymore because i was required to be in a hospital four days out of the week for training so i ended up back at my moms. i think there is something wrong w me tho bc im not saying it was being poor that led to me being awkward. but it didnt help, and im gonna go ahead and blame my lack of a support group - family wise, my entire life, on how uh. i came out. lately im trying to reel back how blunt i am. which. uh. hmm. i actually have a large language barrier with my mom. somehow i picked up on understanding spanish but not speaking it perfectly, it improved, im way better at speaking it now.
but i could hardly communicate with my mom while growing up, and she never expressed interests in my hobbies or who i was as a person, to this day i am and will forever be a 7 year old toddler in her eyes. she still shows no interest in me as a person or who i am. which is fine with me, ive accepted that she wont change, because she grew up in a more messed up environment and this entire time only until Recently, she had been on breadwinner providing for my two daughters survival mode. um. so , like i mentioned. that person breaking mutuals just shone a light on how, broken i am as a person? you would think, without physical barriers the sky is the limit when it comes to befriending people but no i still struggle i cant do anything right i suppose. i just need to focus on improving my life outside of online spaces. people online will reach out of they want to and can so im trying to lessen my hopes in general. and um. idk im at a loss for words currently. i simply dont know where to begin when it comes to , anything? living? hmm. i only just escaped school so i feel like i can breath - air for once. im no longer under the scary pressure of - if i fail at school im better off dead- ohh i think i know what i can add - offline people are WEIRD. ive had a couple of hiccups with friends irl that i literally dont talk to anymore! one of them became a misogynist red pill guy, another guy kept trying to touch me every time we hung out! and the last guy kept telling me to fuck off when i asked how he was doing!! hmmm. yeah this is just circling back to my current mantra which is to not be overly mean to myself for how i am currently due to my , situations leading up to now. I DONT KNOW. here's hoping..!! something !! anything is nice to me!! ohhhh i remembered something else. recently my coworker exchanged numbers w me saying something about haning out with other coworkers in the future. i am so desperately trying not to get my hopes too high up. always happens tho!!!!!!!! i get my hopes up when it comes to making friends both offline and online!!!!!! and guess what keeps happening again and again!!! HAHA………..can i have hope this time??? do u know once i tried reaching out to a mutual i wanted to befriend and get closer to (we were calling each other friends by this point) on Three Separate Platforms i knew they were active on only for them to Not respond to Anything i sent? AND i didnt even reach out three times in a row I Spaced It Out like a Normal Person. Only for Them to Tell me how they were having Fun in Their Friend Group of Other Online People talking about our Mutual Interests. Do you know how fucking stupid i felt at that moment. Oh im sorry am i not cool enough to be invited to that. Am i too stupid what is it about me thats so repellent??
I know its common courtesy to not be straight to people and tell them whats wrong with them but damn i wish someone would be straight with me and Not leave me hanging UGH. I realized at that moment tho that I never wanted to BE that desperate EVER AGAIN. I felt like such a stupid asshole holy shit. I never want to be that desperate for some onlines person attention ever again oh my god,, i dont think ill ever forgive them for that. its all on me though!!!!!!!!! mY FAULT!!!!!!!, for placing Value and i guess getting my Hopes up that i could make friends again WHOOPSIES i forgot im fuckin uhhh Ultra stinko Stupid Bitch who cant maintain any sort of relationship!!! back to the ditch on the side of the road i go to drink my stupid pond water like the unlovable unwarranted piece of shit nobody wants to hang out with again!!!!!!!! MY BAD!!!!!!! SO SORRY TO BOTHER. well its whatever i got money now, i have a job. and as much as i would like to say well earning money is all that matters right? its not. im a greedy greedy jealous little sniveling BITCH and my heart will never stop yearning for what others take for Granted. SO YEAH LOL. this has felt great to type out!! if you relate to any of that...um... Im sorry!!!!! we all in this together. but maybe not really im just gonna be kept at arms length with literally anyone i try to befriend offline due to me bein a little weirdo who cant relate to anything haaa,,, i want to end this on a positive note but fuck that! This is where im currently at and this is my current predicament! Will it improve? sure if i put some effort into myself and spend less time online and stop putting rakes on the ground to step on. i literally set myself up for getting hurt everytime ill figure out a way to make the pain hurt less.
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nacaharachuya · 1 year
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Okay so i realised im a fucking idiot and that i’ve been sending you shit through “?” And i have no idea where those messages go through so whoopdy doo ig but in my defence i wasnt able to send anything any other way bc.. uhh.. yeah my email wasn’t confirmed n all that. Im telling u man i’m a whole ass boomer rn🤦‍♀️ can’t even remember how to send an ask smh.
Anyways i only now finished reading svs because i’ve been putting it off in favour of reading different fics (works from other fandoms and… ooc soukoku fics. Listen i hate mischaracterisation as much as the next guy but i find them very entertaining okay) and AAAUURGGHH WHAT A BANGER. The way you write is immaculate if svs was a food it’d have a savoury taste like i’d be liking my fingers n shit. I found out about it when you posted on twitter you updated it (it was the smut chapter, by the way) and i was like “huh” and decided to read it and my god am i glad I didn’t skip over that tweet.
Idk if this was on purpose or not but verlaine is kinda cringefail in your fic and i love it. I am a firm believer that as badass as verlaine is he is undeniably embarrassing and i need MORE of that.
My one criticism for svs is that we needed more adam scenes. He should have been added like really, unnecessarily early on in the fic and act as a third wheel in the fic. But like a third wheel soukoku did not want or ask for but he’s just kinda there they can’t really get rid of him. Chuuya and dazai in their divorce arc arguing and adam is in the background thinking “i could crack a really funny joke from this” (on that note i added the lines “Adam’s blabbering makes more sense now, so they act as if nothing has happened. “When I lift this veil, you will seal the deal with a kiss.” He can’t stop himself from laughing, “I hope you enjoyed that joke too.” “We didn’t,” Verlaine says from across the shrine. “Paul be quiet.”” In my “collection of fanfic lines I chuckled at” in my notes. He’s so silly i love him. I love how he laughs at his own jokes he just like me fr.)
Anyways here are like two extra svs doodles. I keep thinking about how you said that chuu can fluctuate between genders (literally) and its so… zamn.
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And reading the scene where verlaine is brushing chuuya’s hair inspired me to draw this
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I have no idea how long chuuya’s hair is supposed to be like idk if it’s “yeah his hair is a little longer than it is in canon haha” or “yeah mf got some LONG ass hair looking like rapunzel”. Also I don’t remember if his lil ribbon was red or blue but.. i jus went with blue and i didn’t know if the pearls were supposed to be like on his head or woven into his braid so i just went with the latter. And again ALSO i know he was barefoot but i’m not drawing his fucking dogs okay.
This ask is long as hell never let me talk again LMAO
Currently looking at a detail i forgot in the drawing… not pointing it out in hopes you don’t notice it either smh but GOD DAMMIT 🤬🤬🤬
DAWG I OPENED THIS YESTERDAY IN SHOCK IA M ALWAYS BLOWN AWAY BY YOUR ASKS AND ART IT MAKES ME FEEL SO LOVED AND SO CRAZY LIKE!?!?! I'M SO GLAD YOU LOVED IT ENOUGH TO MAKE ART I SAVE IT AND LOOK AT IT CONSTANTLY ;_; IM LIKE.....
AND ALSO THANK YOU. I need svs criticism and ur right I should have introduced more characters earlier I just got carried away with skk because...IDK BUT ADAM WAS MY SAVING GRACEE. He was so silly I wanted to add him sooner but I was like wait....no... BUT HE IS IN THE SEQUEL!!! DW!!! His silly ass is there and he's cracking them jokes and Verlaine is like o_o. THE ADAM LINES WERE SO FUN TOO CAUSE HE'S NOT CRINGE HE'S JUST....HIM.
Verlaine is cringe-fail on purpose tho and I'm glad you saw that because I see him as an incredibly pathetic person who can't do normal human things. He would like bite open a metal can or rip it open with his hands because he doesn't know what a can opener is. He is that type of guy.
The art is just immaculate bro like straight-up BEAUTIFUL. Chuuya's literal genderfluidity is something I'm glad people like cause when I imagine divinity I think of someone not bound by sex or gender and whatnot plus I just don't think he'd give a fart. so like....world's most wonderful tits...but he's shorter.
THE WEDDING OUTFIT IS SENDING ME TO THE GRAVE THO LIKE. IT"S PERFECT AND IDK WHAT DETAIL YOU MISSED CAUSE I FORGET EVERYTHING BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT I"M. THE HAIR LENGTH I DIDN"T SPECIFIY !!! He looks so *crying emoji cause I don't have my phone* you don't have to draw his toes I just think barefoot chuu running up the stairs to meet dazai is very him. perseverance.
BOYCACA WHAT IS YOUR TWT LET ME FOLLOW YOU AND BOTHER YOU THERE AND SPREAD THE BOYCACA AGENDA
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diagonal-queen · 7 months
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thungo thursday double feature??
hey gang i missed last week's ep because i was lazy. i'm posting them both one right after the other since they were too long as one combined post lol
ep 5
i wonder if the decay like. knows poe exists or that his ability is like allowing the entire agency to hide anywhere they want. like his ability is very similar to lucy's. maybe he'll trap fukuchi in a novel and kill him (imagine the one to defeat fukuchi being fucking POE i'd cry tears of euphoria)
wait we didnt get the part where tanizaki and kenji crawled out from under the table?? we were SCAMMED
i love that tanizaki and atsushi are visibly sweating and nervous while listening to ranpo while kyouka and kenji are just like •_•
'the armies can't tell who is and isnt a vampire' HAVE THEY TRIED IDK LOOKING AT THEM THOSE VAMPIRES ARE UGLY AS SHIT I FEEL LIKE I WOULD NOTICE IF ONE OF MY COWORKERS BECAME SUPER UGLY OUT OF NOWHERE
yeah actually tanizaki + ranpo have a point why DIDNT they destroy one order. like why didnt they just. chuck a shot put ball at it and be done with it lmao it really could have been that easy
ranpo getting the pretty treatment this ep (he's already a pretty boy the anime has just decided to fully embrace his beauty now so he's transcended to an ethereal being of pretty)
cannot believe a group of people aged like 10 - 26 (excluding fukuzawa) are the ones who have to save the world. im sure the boomers in their universe will still find a way to complain about them and thats the saddest part of all
AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA AYA
virgin page: literally alters reality so that nobody believes in the agency's innocence chad aya: *unaffected*
not jouno just fucking knocking aya to the ground T-T
i love her. jouno is literally being like 'i will brutally murder you and everyone you care for' and this ten year old girl is like 'fuck you + L + ratio + skill issue + nobody asked'
w tecchou what would jouno do without you bby
LMAO BRAM'S FACE ◓-◓ also why is jouno reacting surprised?? how did you hear him bro. did you hear the flutter of his babygirl eyelashes or some shit. i KNOW bram is physically heartless he can't rely on a heartbeat this time around
fukichi: will u be angel jouno: BUT do i get to bdsm fukuchi: ye jouno: SIGN ME UP
wait the vampires can talk???? akutagawa just said 'space time continue um' or whatever the fuck but i thought he was supposed to be like a mindless drone even if he is doing what bram wants i didnt think they could talk???? whatt
stop why is vamp akutagawa so fucking ugly i hate this reality
jouno be like 'ok so this physically unkillable man is gonna take over the world. shit what do i do. uhh ok let's entrust the fate of the world to this ten year old girl i just found'
NOT THAT SHOT OF FUKUCHI TURNING AFTER THE FLASH LMAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOA THATS ALMOST AS BAD AS THAT ONE JOUNO TURTLE SMILE (you guys know the one)
yooo there IS an ending this season. i miss sunny and peaceful yokohama T-T season one feels
oh boy what an adventure!! what will dia see next?? wouldn't it be so silly if she read one subtitle and spent the next ten minutes laughing so hard she almost threw up?? that would be CRAZY haha it definitely didnt happen. or did it?? stick around for ep 6 of thungo thursdays
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maschotch · 2 years
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unpopular opinion- rossi gets more hate than jj and jj deserves it way more than rossi
hmm i tentatively agree with this. rossi has a lot of problems of his own: he’s played by a horrible actor, his mob/military background is boring as shit, he’s a misogynist (he’s gotten better but im p sure thats just him getting milder in his old age) and oh yeah he’s fucking racist aljdlajd so its hard for me to straight up say he doesnt deserve the hate he gets
that being said i feel like people arent necessarily mad at him for the right reasons? like i barely hear anyone talk ab any of the above, mostly its that he’s just mean to reid. which… i mean he’s not not mean to reid. but if we’re comparing apples to apples, i think he’s not nearly as bad as jj in that sense. it may just be a matter of personal opinion: i happen to think his jokes land better and overall his humor seems to come from a better place. it feels like he jokes around for the sake of the joke bc he sees an opportunity to be funny, as opposed to jj who seems to be making fun of reid as a way to seek validation from others that she’s better than him
this may just be me finding a snarky old man less threatening than a blonde haired blue eyed mean girl, but idk there just seems to be a difference between “we found him on the steps of the fbi” and the annoyed faces jj makes every time reid speaks. one is clearly a joke, obviously an exaggeration, and spoken with a bemused fondness. the other plays into reid’s insecurities, is only meant to be funny to others, and comes from genuine annoyance. this is just the energy i get from them, but idk how my many years of anti jj bias plays into the interpretation of their actions
i guess its bc, as much as rossi makes fun of reid, they’re backhanded compliments more than anything and unlike jj he’ll actually give reid credit (showing him off to his friend w the crossword puzzles). he acknowledges reid’s strengths even as he puts him down, while jj seems to tolerate him. i think rossi plays the grumpy grandpa role well, and it works bc he doesnt take himself to seriously either. he can take a joke when jj would just get defensive
but that confidence is also part of whats frustrating about him. he’s frequently wrong and stuck in the old ways, but still feels justified and a sense of pride. jj rejects her roots (she doesnt do it well, but at least she’s vocal ab her disappointment w her childhood) but rossi frequently reminisces ab “the good ol days” whether its back in his early bau days w gideon, back in his days w the military, back in his days w his mob buddies, or back when he was growing up in general. jj doesnt like to admit she’s wrong bc she’s defensive and has an inferiority complex. rossi doesnt like to admit he’s wrong bc, more often than not, he still thinks he’s right
personally i agree w u bc i find jj way more annoying. ive also grown weary of the fandom pretending she’s an angel when i have yet to hear anyone point out any redeeming qualities she may have (spoiler alert: there are none). meanwhile i dont really hear anyone talk positively ab rossi… not that he deserves it at all aldhakhd its just makes it more obvious that people like jj for no reason. ultimately it is just a matter of opinion, i just dont think many people bother defending rossi so its less irritating when he clearly does something wrong. pointing out jj’s flaws feels like an uphill battle against people plugging their ears, digging their heels, and pretending she’s perfect.
ultimately rossi is just a goofy old man set in his ways, and its hard to blame him for that. hate to use such an overused word, but he’s just a boomer aldhskhc and on the boomer scale he’s not that bad akdhkshd. but jj is young. part of being young is learning to grow from your mistakes. she’s not even willing to admit she makes any. i think thats why its harder for me to forgive her akdhskh which may not be fair: rossi gets the “he doesnt know any better” excuse from the “cant teach an old dog new tricks” cliche (as problematic as it is). jj is far more stubborn and abrasive, which is less forgivable when she’s still supposed to be growing as a person. she’s stunting her own growth and idk if she could ever admit it
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stargazingcarol · 1 year
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I have a job now but i was just randomly remembering when i went to a job interview for journeys and they told all of us (it was a group interview) to make an account with them and send them an application (they gave you the application through the website and then you did all of it) and how from the start i didn't wanna do it bc i had to make an account. I did it anyways bc my parents insisted and then i cried bc the application took me an HOUR (IM NOT KIDDING) TO COMPLETE. A FUCKING HOUR IT REALLY WAS THAT LONG. and then to not even be hired. Like what even is the point in making someone make an account with you if y'all not even gonna hire them. And then to make them do the longest application I've ever done in my life making me ball my eyes out. Die die die. I hated them for so long. This is why I hate online applications. But yeah not to be a boomer but i don't like online applications just the facts 💯
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voidselfshipp · 1 year
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Late night coffee talks
Cw:ask to tag. Herc being a boomer and not beliving in self care/lh. Mentions of anxiety but thats about it.
Summary: late night coffee talks with jerico leave tendo confronting his own issues.
A/n: this GIF goes so well. AND THATS TENDO TOO! goes so well lmao.
->Only mutuals allowed to reblog.
♡Lovely Taglist: @tex-treasures @malewifepatrickbateman @mercuryships
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--Do you want some coffee?-- Tendo asked to Jerico, who was half asleep on his desk.
--Cant. Anxiety -- she replied
--Right. Tea, then?
She nodded and he got to work on brewing some tea for her-- you know you dont gotta stay here late, you can go to bed
--And let you all alone in here? No thanks-- jeri replied, relaxing into his Office chair.
--Hows herc handling the whole Marshall thing?-He asked, serving some hot water on a Cup.
--Well, hes glad its only momentaraley-- she replied-- but hes not handling it as well as he makes it look
--Stress?
--Yup-- jerico confirmed-- im doing the best I can with organizing stuff for him, hes a soldier through and through so without schedules...
--He falls appart-- tendo finished-- here, sweetheart
She took the warm Cup of tea and said-- exactly,and thank you
--No problem, so, 'bout those schedules?
--Ah, nothing outta the ordinary, bedtimes, meal breaks, work hours, the works
--I bet hes really gratefull-- the Man said grabbing her free hand.
--ive also given him a forty minute break to check in with himself yknow? Stretch, do breathing and grounding excercises
--He hates it, doesnt he?
--Yeah-- both chuckle-- he says hes "perfectly fine" and that "he doesnt need to do that self care thing" Because hes going to "get through it like a man", but I have seen him do them
--well hes an older generation-- he agreed-- no wonder he thinks like that
--Bravery, testosterone and aussie unhingedness, thats Hercules Hansen for ya
Tendo lets out a prolongued snort while hes drinking his coffee making him almost choke-- honestly, thats him alright, but hes a good guy
--Yeah he is, hes a very good guy, hes just emotionally constipated, arent we all though?
Both share a laugh in agreement, Tendo caresses the back of jeri's hand with his thumb-- hows ol' Chuck doing?
--Hes still going to his check ups,luckily hes raditation free and though he pouts like a child he doesnt miss any of his therapy sessions or medical appointments
--i said it once and ill say it again, itll always baffle me how you managed to not only make the hansens get along, but finally learn some emotionall inteligence
--hey Man,Takes one to know one-- she added-- I went down that same road, with some differences of course
--Between you and me? I think they are just very soft for you, but im glad those two are gettin' some help -- he said taking a sip from his coffee.
-- tell me about it, how they survived up to this Point is a mystery for the ages
He snickered-- nature finds a way!-- jerico laughed at the Jurassic Park reference, squeezing his hand.
--And what about you? How are you feeling?
Tendo snorts into his coffee, being taken off guard-- I uhm...not the most stressed ive been but stressed...
--Maybe you should indulge in some self care?
He looked away nervously-- ah its karma isnt it? I make fun of Herc and now im in the same spot as he is...-- tendo sighs-- its just--
--I have a lot of work to do and its very important-- both say at the same time.
--What?! -- he exclaims.
--Heard it from herc time and time again -- jerico explained sitting on the Mans lap, hands caressing his face-- you havent been taking care of yourself huh?
--airing out all of my dirty rags huh?
She giggled and said-- take some deep breaths for me, okay? Close your eyes
He obliged and started to breathe in deeply, focusing on the feeling of her hands smoothing over his face to his neck.
Tendo lets out a soft exhale and relaxes his body-- better?
--Yeah. thanks, Doll
--whenever you need me, finish this and we can go to bed
Jerico ended falling asleep against him, and he carried her to his bedroom. Maybe he could sleep some more before returning to work.
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sollucets · 2 years
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twcposting advanced special: back half of book 2
mason, it’s very cute of you to acknowledge this and i love masonivy friendship, but like, why were you surprised. ivy is 500000000% team nate in like every possible situation at this point they are fully on the nate train and with ivy this usually means protective violence, so like, (ed: i Meant this rest in rip sanja)
ohhhh. gah that conversation with n and a is super cute what the fuck. “i don’t want your gratitude i want you to be happy” i am actually so much more endeared to a from this route?? this is so sweet. ;u;
sigh. in the most resigned tone possible, n thinks boomer memes are funny. they do don’t they. somewhere in my soul i know it. they have a reasonable chuckle over newspaper comics about people who are obsessed with their phones
n’s route has a Eye Contact thing sure, but i think now that its specific quirk is actually a Hand Thing, isn’t it. wrapping their hand on that first patrol, warming up their hands on the walk, the finger kiss, holding hands all the time, snapping them out of the mirror trance by holding hands... yeah its a hand thing. i gotta think that with ivynate, with the height difference (it’s fully 10 inches, nearly a foot) their hands have gotta be real different sizes too.... ah. tender
seeing the combat scene on this route confirms my earlier suspicions about Hot Sparring Scene, so i’m gonna have to go through this way on the m route.... like. i actively HAVE to. if m doesn’t pin them to the floor and kiss them what is even the point
heehee. i love the “taking advantage of someone’s romantic distraction during sparring” thing....... yes. yes that is where it’s at. that said the height difference makes that description of them back hugging him very funny their nose is going to be like in the middle of his back
m being a little shit to n on this route is So Fuckign Funny compared to n --> m. m is like a Selective Dumbass
im really delighted by ivymason friendship actually. they’re kind of similar, honestly? ivy is a lot nicer, mind, not that that’s a high bar, but they hit back when pushed. i like seeing mason being nice without all the extra romance baggage. it’s cute.
i really liked their nighttime talk except how i couldn’t control the detective going “hey nate have you killed anyone�� because..... like..... why would you do that,,,,,, LMAO. also the silly little moisturizer joke i want him to wear a facemask and cucumbers.
“the way that man looks at you could inspire a thousand love poems” oh hell. also i’m fairly certain i’ve Seen sonnets about this lol
i like elidor please don’t let him be evil. he’s the first character i’ve gotten to hug
can’t help but think there’s a missing opportunity after the maalused break all the glass in the living room for injury take care. wouldnt you have glass shards embedded in your hands. fucked up
ivymason do the cannonball special!!!! what a delight. again mason is unreasonably taller than ivy so this definitely works
yeah i mean i hate to fail the mission but there’s fully no world where ivy doesn’t choose their li lmao. it will Never happen
it’s kind of cute a being protective over them against falk. like i understand it’s probably just what happens whether you’re friends or not but a and ivy did not get along for a long time so it’s kinda fun to see them wearing a down
i got the treaty this time! even though sanja died! wild. not sure how i managed that one when i failed with her alive last time. game works in mysterious ways i guess?
that said uh rereading that ambush.... goddammit elidor’s definitely sus, isn’t he. like we know the agency has a leak, specifically about their blood tests, and he took care of them after that.... dammit. :( oh well. at least ivy’s complete and utter trust of him will make for drama should it be true
HELL YEAH FERRIS WHEEL KISS
in conclusion: yes i think i was right to put ivy here. yes nate Does have some ... some edgy shit going on, re: fortune teller and that mysterious “oooh can i tell them everything” thing but i think it needs more emotional damage and that’s exactly what they’re for lmao. it’s... a little less canon i think? or i need to play it a little different. but still godtier i like it. anyway this was nice. had fun. tired now we sleep
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bllsbailey · 2 months
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Monday Morning Meme Madness
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It's a very special Monday today. That's right, it's the Monday after Super Bowl Sunday. That means a lot of us ate too much, watched a game we really didn't care about, and now we're tired and the work week's just starting.
Yep, we definitely need some laughs to kick off this week.
Thankfully, we've got just the memes, jokes, and clips you need!
We might as well start with funny Super Bowl tweets, in celebration of the end of the 2023-2024 Taylor Swift Football season.
Me watching the #SuperBowl today: pic.twitter.com/NdqXwjeaal— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) February 11, 2024
This was a common sentiment for a lot of people. It's not so much about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce as it's about the NFL making us overdose on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.
It’s almost time! #SuperBowl2024 pic.twitter.com/SWkQf1sfxS— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) February 11, 2024
Yeah, it's like that. 😂
Gonna tell my kids Justin Timberlake joined MS-13. pic.twitter.com/9gSQjacr8m— Mickey Blowtorch (@MickeyBlowtorch) February 11, 2024
Ha! Love it or hate it, the Super Bowl is the perfect confluence of sports, commercial interest, entertainment, and celebrity to bring about some pretty funny stuff.
The last time an nfl player showed as much rage as Travis Kelce did, a girlfriend and a waiter ended up stabbed to death.— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) February 12, 2024
Things certainly did get Juice-y between Travis Kelce and Andy Reid at one point.
Kelce's angry outburst generated so many jokes we couldn't even keep up. This one's going to be the source of endless memes.
My kid when I serve him the wrong colored fork pic.twitter.com/O9m809SW9q— brit (@pashedmotatos) February 12, 2024
Been there.
SHE’S GOING TO DUMP ME AND WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT, I JUST KNOW IT! pic.twitter.com/rT4UyJydM3— Tandy (@dantypo) February 12, 2024
Recommended
LOL!
"It's pronounced die-a-BEE-TEES!" pic.twitter.com/5Piw5TO2JT— AmishDude (@TheAmishDude) February 12, 2024
So many Wilford Brimley fans out there.
“THERE WAS TOTALLY ROOM FOR JACK ON THE DOOR!!!” pic.twitter.com/8uyoFJnyUT— Lizzy Lou Who ❄️ (@_wintergirl93) February 12, 2024
Fact check: True.
pic.twitter.com/dRcKEB9Mr4— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) February 11, 2024
HAHA!
Jeff Goldblum looks like a fan who’s on the big screen for the first time in his life😂 pic.twitter.com/Mjqk2zneo6— Romi Bean (@Romi_Bean) February 12, 2024
Seriously, Goldblum actually seems like a Hollywood star you wouldn't want to put in a chokehold.
Looking forward to the halftime show with usher pic.twitter.com/d9McD2Etai— Long Monkeypox (@podiatristdon) February 12, 2024
LOLOLOL!
Has anyone done this yet? pic.twitter.com/hrazHyhJ7S— Alex Achorn (@alexachorn) February 12, 2024
It's perfect! 😂
google search: what is an ice spice pic.twitter.com/e6zuLitjeJ— Riley 🐍🖤 (@RiledUpForSwift) February 11, 2024
True story. The older you get, the more you don't know any of the famous people they show during the Super Bowl. Also, you don't care.
Tell me Im wrong pic.twitter.com/cOL34vSxz7— Kevin Ryan (@KevinRyanComedy) February 12, 2024
He's not wrong.
Gen Xer: 'That's Ludacris.'
Boomer: 'I agree.'
mithril shirt was a good choice. crafted by the Elves. more valuable than the Shire itself. pic.twitter.com/ZRTWQ669mx— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) February 12, 2024
Okay, the Lord of the Rings fans are going to take a moment to laugh at this. The rest of you can take a moment to laugh at the Lord of the Rings fans.
pic.twitter.com/ZicGcKgla7— Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) February 12, 2024
Bwahaha!
Okay, okay. We've got more for you than just Super Bowl jokes.
I’m crying 💀 pic.twitter.com/6JUjmzPj0q— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) February 5, 2024
And we're dead. 💀💀💀
pic.twitter.com/tYbXLxRfMe— illuminatibot (@iluminatibot) February 11, 2024
That pig knew what was up.
IYKYK pic.twitter.com/MfrBli0JOn— Judianna (@Judianna) February 8, 2024
All you youngins out there don't even understand how accurate this is. Also, we really miss McDonald's apple pies.
me leaving my house at 8:10 hoping I make it to work by 8:00 pic.twitter.com/nYTTy4GMXo— ☔ (@Whotfismick) February 8, 2024
LOL! Look, if this is you after reading Monday Morning Meme Madness for too long, you only have yourself to blame.
Joe Biden touring Egypt: https://t.co/yUUOZ1h1Qr pic.twitter.com/fqkE7ojxmE— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) February 9, 2024
Are we seriously going to make jokes about 'an elderly man with a poor memory'?
Yes. Yes, we are.
pic.twitter.com/kxd4cW3cl2— Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) February 8, 2024
Well done, young lady. Well done.
Mummies are just people burritos. https://t.co/lwLIrZJiDM— Montana Department of Organic Flammability (@MontanaDOOF) February 9, 2024
HAHA.
“Oh, I’m sorry. I thought this was America.” pic.twitter.com/gZt8zxRS6I— Ian McKelvey (@ian_mckelvey) February 12, 2024
How else are you supposed to know if they work?!
Almost nailed it. pic.twitter.com/bvzKmZIDV6— ForAmerica (@ForAmerica) February 10, 2024
LOL.
Basically every kamala speech in one video.🙄🤣🤣 she nails it!⤵️💯 pic.twitter.com/mp6RbvQu29— Jannine.. #MagaMemeQueen ™️ 👑🇺🇸 (@janninereid1) February 10, 2024
She's good. Too good.
pic.twitter.com/l2Yr0NsX6V— no context memes (@weirddalle) February 10, 2024
LOL. It takes a strange mind to come up with things like this.
You know who you are 👀 pic.twitter.com/Z8ZYf1KsJl— ʞɹıɯ𝕊 (@FoundersGirl) February 10, 2024
Crocs wearers aren't gonna like this one.
pic.twitter.com/htY329U2xO— G (@stevensongs) February 12, 2024
Okay, that's hilarious. 😂
— Jon 🔬 (@JonnyMicro) February 9, 2024
Ha! Star Wars fans totally heard that in their heads.
pic.twitter.com/u5vlsEe31Z— no context memes (@weirddalle) February 10, 2024
Never, ever, poop with friends.
pic.twitter.com/tiItdG0amj— G (@stevensongs) February 10, 2024
It's a little over the top, but not by much.
Jay-z looks like a black grandma sick of raising her daughter's kids. pic.twitter.com/a2YmRQ0a3L— Royce Lopez (@hippojuicefilm) February 11, 2024
HAHAHA!
🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/ZBcDqTtXc2— PAUL ALIEN 9💎🔞🔞🔞 (@PhilipL47837986) February 11, 2024
Dang! Dad is brutal!
the result is just… wow pic.twitter.com/ZnQWN0BZmJ— Jessica O’Donnell 🏈 (@heckyessica) February 10, 2024
Son of a biscuit. Got us. We admit it.
pic.twitter.com/X5X9IhEbrc— i like food (@messedupfoods) February 12, 2024
Ha! We've all been there.
pic.twitter.com/N3nT8C9ZqX— G (@stevensongs) February 12, 2024
LOL!
how coincidental pic.twitter.com/FnDTTvJTxq— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) February 11, 2024
Congratulations, Manjeet.
Manjeet: 'Jeetyet?'
Her: 'Yes, but I could eat again.'
pic.twitter.com/YLWzjJ3wl8— Pam D (@soirchick) February 10, 2024
We like food, okay?!?!
What your man is doing instead of texting you back… pic.twitter.com/kQHKcnwxMl— 𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕂 (@CallMeK1123) February 11, 2024
We don't see the problem here.
pic.twitter.com/YF5xPJKrme— 🏴 Nevada Memes før Liberty🏴 (@1864Memes) February 11, 2024
pic.twitter.com/WSR8HEXmNa— G (@stevensongs) February 11, 2024
Harsh! LOL.
pic.twitter.com/iMTlVFQt8e— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) February 11, 2024
Nice!
Names that shouldn't be 😬 pic.twitter.com/A86Hw2uAiv— Templar⚔️ (@aTeXan575) February 12, 2024
LOL! Try not to laugh. We dare you.
Now get out there and win this Monday like you're Taylor Swift in your first Super Bowl appearance!
Until we meme again …
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arttrampbelle · 1 year
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If you don't for a second think them forcing sonya to have a child for plot isn't sexist. Like for one damn minute.
Then I'm sorry for you and your delusions on what a healthy written woman character is and I'm sorry that you suck understanding how gross and forced that ship is.
Like its already bad enough we irl have this shit. But why tf does sonya NEED TO HAVE CASSIE?! Why so dudebros can have their "cute quirky blonde Harley quinn rip off" to jerk at? Hmmm?! So they can try to pander to the young crowd like the boomers n crusty guys they are? Why why is she so important in the grand scheme of things when none of that even matters? Because in the end,everything is so fucked up that who cares who dies. Because there is no real threat or stakes. And none they keep.
Because they wanna milk it for all its worth till it's practically dead or people hate it so much that is isnt profitable for NRS.
Yeah. Im sorry. Sonya x johnny is toxic and a load of horseshit to me. And on god im sick of seeing it. And im sick of people justifying it.
I could go on and on a thousand ways why that ship is problematic and toxic,why them having sonya reduced to birthing a baby and thinking that's so fucking revolutionary,and when neither of them wanting kids or liking each other that way solely because one or both were "horny and desperate"?! But you know fuck how us gamers feel right? Like nrs said the big middle finger to any real character development for overused tropes and one liners because money and they care not if it completely destroys the series or the characters that we love because they are selfish prick. But you know.....
People only wanna see "cute tropes" instead the characters having any sort of substance and integrity. -_-
And im not just pissed at the ship. Im pissed at a company that uses a ship to disguise the blatant bigotry,sexism,low key racist shit they pull,the gross handling of certain characters. And many other shady shit. People let slide because they wanna get a quick fix. And people justifying it because they find it "cute" people who fall for this i swear it says a lot about them. It really does.
I can love a series and a thing while also pointing out that it can be problematic af in areas.
No mk has never been the most ideal. There have always been flaws. Hell the game is violent af.
But when you move past the flash and awe and the gore n corny ass glitz. There is still some things that need to be worked on,and things that need to stop.
But again. Nobody's gonna say anything because they only care about surface level crap like shipping.
Like i self ship,and shit is cool and all. No hate.
But....
If you can't actually talk about a thing you love without pointing out it's problem areas.
Then you are a consumer and a god damn fool.
The problems with mk goes beyond ships. Its much worse. I say this wholeheartedly as a fan.
We need to do better. Fans needs to do better.
And NRS DEFINITELY NEEDS TO DO BETTER!
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tekkiri9 · 1 year
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TL;DR firebomb!!! firebooombb!!!
today epic games announced that they'll be "turning off online multiplayer services for older unreal titles"; in a post they described themselves, what they really mean by this is delisting and cutting off the last vein of support for every unreal game, you won't be able to download UT4 from the epic launcher anymore, the purchase pages have already been removed, and, effective january 24th 2023, you won't be able to use any online functionality whatsoever, you just wont, at all - this is nothing but a spit in the face and a "yeah, well, haha fuck you" to the people who've supported them the most, for the longest time over the years- and i dont count their janky attempt at a trendpander shooter (because it's all saturated nothingness, remove all sponsored elements and the ugly ugly cartoon elements ((seriously its fucking gross looking)) and you get a worse playing PUBG etc)
and im not doomerposting because 333networks will probably do everything epic couldnt do in about a week or less, but it just feels like theyre doing everything they can to save on money after their apple lawsuit or whatever- what with their golden child game nosediving in popularity and playerbase
evil horrid cliffy b be like grrrhhh i hate gaming and making popular and successful games grrghgh gotdamn xbox fanboys!
anyway deus ex multiplayer wont be dying because of this, which is good because it's died already once before, and is already in the process of rebirthing itself again
if any of you (2 people) are interested in supporting older titles like this, sniff out the 333networks and fanmade unreal discord servers, there's likely to be a lot of boomers in there, but if you look past that, there's solid games with deep mechanics and rich history to be plundered there, don't let some greedy sneezy company ran by a guy who lets cliffy raw-dog both his wife - and the company in question tell you when and when not you can play these great games, they're full of personality and ready to rock your world etc etc buzzword
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in recent news last week on wednesday my idiot sister and her borderline anti-vax boyfriend got covid and now my mom is getting sick and we’re worried that it’s covid instead of a normal seasonal cold or mild allergy and im just hgioehgaoieh i hate it here no matter what i do to keep myself safe the issue is coming from within the house in my case my sister and her boyfriend stayed had dinner and stayed overnight 2 fridays ago ughghghgh i hate this i hate her literal deadly trash taste in men ghroeahgorehgreog i have asthema my mom has diabetes the idiot trash taste sister also has asthema and a lot of people in my family are 50-60+ year old boomers with various health issues from hard manual labor all their lives as blue collar workers plus my 84 year old grandma ghrueagihreuoghreaoghreio gheriogheovhdfovhav hgorehgaoeh agho plus we’ve started inviting my maternal grandma and her sister to our family parties and they’re like 70-ish or so and my grandma’s sister is only here now bc her husband literally died of covid bc some idiot step-uncle that i’ve never met apparently went to thanksgiving last year without being vaccinated and gave the entire family covid and killed his uncle im just hr igohreaoihraeioghaeoighraioheog ifoahgoheg i hate it here we’ve kicked my sister out to be with her boyfriend bc of the sickness but they were still here in my house i hate it i hate it so much plus the idiot borderline anti-vaxxer boyfriend is a carpenter and he insists on going to work going into people’s homes and businesses while getting angry at the mere suggestion of wearing a mask or doing an at home test and then whenever my sister talks on the phone with my mom she said that her boyfriend said that “she really ought to go back to work even though she’s sick” (puzzlingly her employers also agree despite it being a private nanny job for rich people on the rich side of town watching literally babies (2 kids under 4 years old, idk if they’re even old enough for a ovid shot) plus the employer’s mom died of covid just a few months ago wtf???) and that “my boyfriend’s coworkers all agree that we’re just overreacting about covid “and im just like yeah duh they’re all also constuction workers/carpenters probably who believe in some weird libteratiarn toxic masculinity where other peoples’ lives dont matter to them and grejaigerioaehoe hrgoaho ghreoag seriously im so sick and tired of thes i wish all stupid anti-vaccers a very get polio measles tuberculosis and die if you want to so so so badly bc youre a fragile little snowflake who either thinks that your “special macho dna will out-manliness literal bacteria” or “bill gates is putting microchips in our bodies for the (insert some most likely anti-semitic conspiracy theory about robot lizard alien overlords living in the sewers of atlantis)” and leave the rest of us reasonable folk who listen to science and doctors alone
in other news if i somehow get covid at least my steam deck came in + im literally working my temp office job + my retail job, so i can have an excuse for a break from my 7 days a week, 45-50 hours work that allowed me to afford a steam deck in the first place + we have an excuse to not go to the cousin that we don’t like’s wedding next weekend in ohio so gihiroeahgeorihgoe eh :/
im so tired
when the idiots stayed over it was in my sisters’ childhood room that shares a cold air vent with my mom’s room next door
ughghghghghghghg if we don’t get it at this point its a miracle
like 3/4 of all covid scares that happened to my family so far have been from my sister’s dumb libertarian anti-vaxxer/anti-covid boyfriends im just like kick her out of the house go away i cant take it anymore
if i have to call off work i want my sister to pay for my doctor’s appointment to get my inhaler prescription, my inhaler, and all the days i have to call off work, i would never get this normally, ive literally worn a mask all this time since like 2020 march when going to work even now i am the only one both my work places that consistently wears one and with this scare im eating outside in the cold windy autumn at the picnic tables for the smokers bc i dont want to be *that guy* who infects the entire office
ughghghghghgh i hate it here
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Omg not Dispatch interfering... also I wonder if someone is behind the moves of the AI, maybe the real guy in a motion cap suit cause the moves are good I'm not sure if they'd achieve it digitally 🤔
Yoooo don't even dare saying we can get a pic of Seonghwa and Soohyuk 🔫 DO NOT EVENNNNNNN! Even them in the same room??? BOOOM POOOOF I'M EVAPORATING. Assuming Hwa would get a license in the future and get a car what kind of car would you assign to him? Not a dad van pls 😭 one of these I reckon
I don't know why but I'm suddenly thinking of SH!chauffeur AU 👁👄👁 and that made me think of butler Hwa again. To quote the icon Diamond "i'M gOinG cRaZYyYyyy"
I hate waking up then falling asleep after an hour or two, because it fucks me up, but sometimes I can't help it. I never nap during the day, even though I feel very sleepy most of the time. Yesterday I woke up at 5am and felt like death, thankfully I went back to sleep quickly, but then I woke up after 8am and couldn't sleep anymore, everything hurt, my head, my shoulders... old age era is so annoying 💀
That Jeddah festival is just a money grab and an attempt to make Saudi Arabia look welcoming... it's really sad, also they'll go there for a second then come back. KQ how much money do you need, seriously 😬 748373 merch drops aren't enough? Having bad flashbacks from the Riyadh one
You could've just made things easy for all of us and release your full WIP list how about that? 🤗
Hwa's emoji spam was so endearing and dramatic kshdkshdkdjdhs but yeah boomer <3 and ofc universe decided to notify me about that for a change
I know AND I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL BAD FOR NOT PAYING I was like "ok" though I'm lowkey mad at TY, he promised we'll go to another place next time but WHEN, he didn't show up the past 2 nights :/ I knooooooow I wanna remember who that was real bad but I can't I remember I gasped when I saw the face, but BRAIN IS BLANK
You as Badtz-Maru idk why this made me laugh but the description is relatable, I wish I was actually HK, but I'm BM deep down lol
Bestieeeee I almost melted at pride, but it was fuuuuuun, I looked a w f u l afterwards, but whatever <3 also my phone died heh, fuck my life
MILFFFFF in that photo, but also DILF...
I got Taehyung, lol I was in my JK era, but now everytime I do a BTS quiz it's HIM. Also looking at Taehyung's insta stories is an experience
Omg I was looking at Lego and instantly got this in my recommended makes me think of that Atiny who made the bouquet for Hwa 😭😭😭
God I totally forgot bad boy Hwa from ateezmakesmeweep is coming, but when y'all mention Hardin my face dropped 🙉🙊🙈 whyyyyyy. Imagine Hwa being like: FOOOOKIN TREVAAAAH - such a turn off 😭 can you believe the actor played young Voldemort like... this makes so much sense. Also I know he's Br'i'sh, but posh so his attempt at Northern(?) accent is so bad, I cannot take him seriously at all 🤡 - DV 💖
hi hello!!
Omg not Dispatch interfering... also I wonder if someone is behind the moves of the AI, maybe the real guy in a motion cap suit cause the moves are good I'm not sure if they'd achieve it digitally 🤔
YEAAHHH that be so cool if they show us a behind the scenes of how they do the AI part and if its an actual guy 😭😭😭 or just a choreographer
Yoooo don't even dare saying we can get a pic of Seonghwa and Soohyuk 🔫 DO NOT EVENNNNNNN! Even them in the same room??? BOOOM POOOOF I'M EVAPORATING. Assuming Hwa would get a license in the future and get a car what kind of car would you assign to him? Not a dad van pls 😭 one of these I reckon
NO BC MY MIND EMPTEE?????? THE POSSIBILITY OF THEM BEING IN THE SAME ROOM??????? IM????? ANON WE GONE???? this is the only acceptable car he should own in the future
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I don't know why but I'm suddenly thinking of SH!chauffeur AU 👁👄👁 and that made me think of butler Hwa again. To quote the icon Diamond "i'M gOinG cRaZYyYyyy"
CHAUFFEUR AU FBFMWBDKE celebrity reader who’s tired of her lifestyle asks her chauffeur to drive her somewhere @ 2 in the morning and they actually end up being good friends LMFAOOOO
I hate waking up then falling asleep after an hour or two, because it fucks me up, but sometimes I can't help it. I never nap during the day, even though I feel very sleepy most of the time. Yesterday I woke up at 5am and felt like death, thankfully I went back to sleep quickly, but then I woke up after 8am and couldn't sleep anymore, everything hurt, my head, my shoulders... old age era is so annoying 💀
IT RLY DOES 😭😭 the whole sleep gets confused and u never get the actual good one bc in ur mind ur awake fbwndbdj NAURRRR LMFAOOOO OLDAGE ERA FHWJDBWKDJWK
That Jeddah festival is just a money grab and an attempt to make Saudi Arabia look welcoming... it's really sad, also they'll go there for a second then come back. KQ how much money do you need, seriously 😬 748373 merch drops aren't enough? Having bad flashbacks from the Riyadh one
SO TRUE 😭😭😭 !!!! kq bankrupt era??? performing for a second and going back i respect fbwbdb DBWKDHWK THE RIYADH ONE WAS SO CHAOTIC AND WAS HALF OF IT EVEN TRUE???? i just know ppl saying it wasnt true no one was droging
You could've just made things easy for all of us and release your full WIP list how about that? 🤗
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Hwa's emoji spam was so endearing and dramatic kshdkshdkdjdhs but yeah boomer <3 and ofc universe decided to notify me about that for a change
LMFAOOOO DRAMATIC BOOMER 😭😭 he’s that annoying boyfriend who’d spam and when u respond he just says “hi”
I know AND I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL BAD FOR NOT PAYING I was like "ok" though I'm lowkey mad at TY, he promised we'll go to another place next time but WHEN, he didn't show up the past 2 nights :/ I knooooooow I wanna remember who that was real bad but I can't I remember I gasped when I saw the face, but BRAIN IS BLANK
LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 HE DIDNT SHOW UP FOR 2 NIGHTS??? RED FLAG BRO 😭😭😭 YOU GASPED?? OH HE MUST BE SOME BIG SHIT THEN GET THE TEA PLS
You as Badtz-Maru idk why this made me laugh but the description is relatable, I wish I was actually HK, but I'm BM deep down lol
LMFAOOOO I JUST FIND HIS NAME SO CUTE BADTZ MARU FBFB 😭😭😭 made my friends do the quiz too and nO ONE got hk maybe gurlie rare
Bestieeeee I almost melted at pride, but it was fuuuuuun, I looked a w f u l afterwards, but whatever <3 also my phone died heh, fuck my life
JFVWKDBWK HOPE U HAD FUN !!!! if u were a mess after a event u know u enjoyed it to the fullest 🤌🏼
MILFFFFF in that photo, but also DILF... I got Taehyung, lol I was in my JK era, but now everytime I do a BTS quiz it's HIM. Also looking at Taehyung's insta stories is an experience
i GOT TAEHYUNG TOO !!! esp after his celine shit in paris,,,, that playing the bball in a tux is very arrange marriage au etl <3 VDKWHDWK YEAH YEAH SOMEOME TAKE THE STORY THING AWAH FROM HIM BANNED GET HIM OUT AND JIN?????? WHAT THE FUCK HE DOING
Omg I was looking at Lego and instantly got this in my recommended makes me think of that Atiny who made the bouquet for Hwa 😭😭😭
ATP ANYTHING LEGO OR FLOWERS IS HWA FOR ME i see a weed flower it is hwa for me <3 that atiny deserves free albums with pc’s
God I totally forgot bad boy Hwa from ateezmakesmeweep is coming, but when y'all mention Hardin my face dropped 🙉🙊🙈 whyyyyyy. Imagine Hwa being like: FOOOOKIN TREVAAAAH - such a turn off 😭 can you believe the actor played young Voldemort like... this makes so much sense. Also I know he's Br'i'sh, but posh so his attempt at Northern(?) accent is so bad, I cannot take him seriously at all 🤡 - DV 💖
SAW THE TEASER AND SCREAMED RHWKDHWK PLS TELL ME ITS NOT HARDIN LITERALLY IT IS HIM I JUST KNOW HES THE CLASSIC ATEEZMAKEMEWEEP TOXIC 😭😭😭 FOOKIN TREAVH STOP IM SCREAMIMFFBWKDBM BFWMBDWK THE POSH ACCENT IS IT THAT BAD 😭😭😭
Ah I forgot to attach these important links I think, if I did then ignore khdjsjsjnsnsjd Anyways bodyguard bodyguard he cannot fight but he has the spirit <3333
LMFAOOOO HES FRAGILE but in bodyguard his qualifications ????? 😳🤚🏼 sire.
Also I had no idea about this??? Finally a ranking that isn't about Hwa's looks.
YEAHHH FINALLY SOMETHING WITH VOCALS IN IT AS HE SHOULD ABSOLUTELY !!!!
This was sent to me, was that supposed to be a read? I see both as an absolute win wdym... - DV 💖
my everyday motto. yes. a win.
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mieczyhale · 2 years
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between escaping the hydra base after breaking bucky and the others out, and idk.. the bar scene.. does steve ask bucky about what he went through?? at all?? about what they were doing?? what he’d been through?? or is he too busy flirting with peggy to give a shit?? i mean when they get back to the american camp steve pays zero attention to bucky, all he cares about is peggy. meanwhile bucky is right next to him, a little behind now though, clearly not having a funky good time. clearly having suffered. clearly needing his best friend who is now too popular to give him the time of day. like yeah steve dropped in all on his own to save him, and the others, but now that he knows bucky is safe its like bucky doesnt actually fucking matter anymore. and im not blaming steve for this really, not entirely anyway, bc i feel like its at least 98% a writers trying to ‘no homo’ shit on top of how they consistently dont want to acknowledge any of bucky’s trauma in a serious matter. but it still actively hurts bucky on screen and that hurts me in real life and i dont like it
steve grant rogers you better pay attention to your best friend boyfriend instead of the first pretty girl to give you attention (that she only gives bc you look like a god now btw. yeah she thought he was a bit cute before, awkward and endearing the way nerds and children are, but now that his body is all buff she - like every other woman - want in. meanwhile james buchanan barnes has loved steve rogers even as a lil guy, scrawny and sick and awkward and perfect.)
i channel my inner steve when talking about bucky and my inner bucky when talking about steve i guess (usually anyway. rn im rewatching one of my favorite reaction channels reacting to the first avenger and im just So Mad about So Much. right now, by the way. im literally watching it right now. i paused it to make this post)
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