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yk the brainrot is bad whenever a custom tag has to be made LMAO mst au part 6 (i think? IM losing track goddamn) other jobs edition! despite scar being a very well known supervillain, being a menace towards the hero's association is very expensive. even more so when being a supervillain that's essentially independent doesn't pay. so naturally, he needs another job to help pay for the chaos he causes. (outside of the occasional stealing. it's boring for him though (unless it's canary) he prefers fireworks and explosions.) his other job, is well... being an assistant teacher! he teaches with doc hybrid biology, despite being a "human". (he knows that doc is actually m77. doc does not know he's hotguy. scar personally finds this hilarious, considering m77 hates hotguy, even if theyre both villains.) [this is also how scar met cub- both of them being science teachers. they've been stuck to the hip ever since. cub is one of the very few people that know he's hotguy, and he's saved his ass more times than he can count. thanks cub.] jimmy doesn't really have any other job outside of being a hero. it's time consuming enough and it pays really well, so there's not really a need to get another job. however, he doesn't mind doing the occasional favor if he has the time. (cat-sitting is his personal favorite.) when scott isn't busy getting information on topics that many people don't write about, or writing about said information, he works part time at a flower shop! it's family owned, and he worked at it even before he became a reporter. jimmy is surprisingly a regular, because he tries (emphasis on tries, he cannot have a plant survive to save his life) to take care of small potted plants. he will admit, he does find the endearingly clumsy canary very cute.

-tn (this might count as flower shop au... does this count as flower shop au? also holy shit this ones long)

Scar's job doesn't pay much, but it does give him access to a lot of useful information. Knowing when an exhibition is going to open, or an important artifact is due to be transported is incredibly helpful for planning hits! He still thinks meeting Cub was the most useful part of his job. He'd be living a very lonely life in a hall cell otherwise.

Jimmy does worry about only being a hero, but he doesn't have time to do anything else. He likes to think he has enough odd skills that he'd be able to find a job if all of this fell apart.

Scott, meanwhile, does everything he can to keep his job on the lowdown. He doesn't want to bring unnecessary attention to the flower shop, whether good or bad. Fans can be just as awful as his enemies - and don't even get him started on agents.

He's happy getting to arrange flowers, caring for the plants there. The family practically raised him during his teenage years, after his own family fell apart. It's like his home, and he loves interacting with the customers too (one in particular more than others.)

#hermitshipping #trafficshipping #ask #scar tag #jimmy tag #scott tag #majorsolidaritimes #scarimmyscott #tn anon #mod 🎀#weekly theme: flower shop au #super mst au

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