#i hope you like it 👍🏻

[stuffeddeer]

haii deer i hope you are able to get all your assignments done on time! was reading your tags and aro dazai?? big brain.

so how about aro ace darling? never been in a relationship and never really want to, their friends are more than enough for them !! honestly i just wanna be aro buddies with dazai 🥹

but damn just being weirdo coworkers together, im,,, willing to look past many red flags for him 💔

YOURE JUST LIKE ME FR dazai and i are best friends and we are aro you can ask him yourself also weirdo coworkers.. you get it

"Oh, wait, so you were the latest person hired?" Atsushi's head cocked to the side, looking at you with curiosity. "How long have you been here?"

"My dear here has been with the agency for three months! You know, I was the one that brought them on board," Dazai gloated, a smug smirk on his face and a dramatic hand over his heart.

You were quick to play along, throwing a dramatic hand over your forehead as you leaned back. "Oh, my hero! What would I do without my lovely Dazai?" The sarcastic lilt in your tone didn't go unnoticed by the newest agency member, but he decided not to comment on it.

"Was it like what happened with me? Did you find Dazai drowning?" Apparently a common occurrence, Atsushi had pieced together.

Dazai denied, a smile on his face as he replied with a simple, "Nope!" A few moments of silence passed before the junior realized he wasn't going to elaborate.

Just as he opened his mouth to ask for more information, you decided to take pity on the poor soul and fill him in. "I bailed him out of a holding cell."

No one bat an eye. Atsushi looked around the office, trying to see if maybe someone was holding back laughter, but not a single one of his new coworkers were phased. Did they not hear what you said?

"He got detained for public disturbance in the middle of a case. I told Dazai he'd have to find a way to get out on his own, and he shows back up not even thirty minutes later with them in tow," Kunikida explains, frustration evident in his voice. "I was trying to teach him a lesson."

"I was in the area," you shrug.

"Yeah, being detained as well..."

"I was being released from detainment, actually!" You correct Kunikida, a proud grin on your face. "And Dazai said I should follow him, so I did."

Atsushi laughed awkwardly. He knew you seemed similar to Dazai in your hedonistic pursuits, but this was baffling. "And the president hired you?"

"I had an entrance exam, but pretty much! I had just been fired from my old job the day before so Dazai helped me get set up here. And before you ask: I was fired because I told the boss' kid I wouldn't date him. He got all upset and told daddy to can me," you huff in frustration, still annoyed at your wrongful termination.

Kunikida rolled his eyes. "Don't act like some martyr; You also deserved to be fired. You just messed around on the job like you do here. You barely got any work done."

"You want me so badly it makes you look stupid—"

"I told them to sue and say it's discrimination because they're aro," Dazai cut you off, a pout on his lips like he's annoyed you didn't take his advice.

"What's... arrow?" Atsushi cocked his head to the side. He was unaware of the terminology, having never come across it in this context during his studies at the orphanage.

"Oh, it's shorthand for aromantic. It just means, like, experiencing little to no romantic attraction to anyone. It varies, of course..." You try to explain simply.

Atsushi nods, understanding the basic idea. "But it'd be wrong to lie about your sexuality, right?"

"I'm aro, actually," you shrug. Everyone at the agency is well aware, so Atsushi will likely find out eventually.

"Oh!" The younger employee's cheeks turn pink, feeling a little sheepish for assuming. A moment passes as Atsushi thinks before furrowing his eyebrows in confusion. "I thought you and Dazai..?"

"We're both aromantic," Dazai rests his chin on his hand, elbow on his desk and an amused smirk pulling at his lips. "I've dated a lot in the past, but I realized it's just not for me."

"I've never been in a relationship and never want to," you add in yourself. "Aromanticism is... much more complex than how I explained it. Dazai feels romantic attraction, but doesn't— Is it fine if I tell him this?" You suddenly ask, realizing it really isn't your place to speak on his experience, even as his best friend.

"Oh, I don't care. Saves me the trouble," Dazai waves his hand dismissively. "But yeah, I feel romantic attraction, but lose it when it's reciprocated."

Atsushi nods slowly, beginning to understand. "Oh, okay. So you two are just close friends, then."

"Are we just not going to ask what you were doing in a holding cell when Dazai got thrown in?" Tanizaki asks from his desk.

"I just got too silly, you know how it is."

#i want no implication. #i want verbal confirmation. #dazai must say “im aro” or ill kms. #hope this is what you wanted anon!!! #i feel like it's hard to write aro reader just bc aromantic is such a specific and personal thing so like !!!! #how do i generalize it so every1 can enjoy :( #YOURE ALL VALID #and jus like me fr #thanks btw anon !! classes r beating my ass but im working hard to get everything done 👍🏻 #🦌anon #🦌anon🩵 #🦌request #dazai lithromantic bc i am gn #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #bsd x reader #bsd scenarios #dazai osamu #dazai x reader #dazai osamu x reader #osamu dazai x reader #dazai x you #dazai fluff #dazai bsd #bsd x y/n #bsd imagines #bsd x gender neutral reader #bsd fanfic

[outislovescomics]

sorry you're not getting any intelligent thoughts out of me for the next 7-12 hours

#x-force spoilers #wednesday spoilers #see the mistake you're making Sage is that you're forgetting Hank is a Big Dumb Lovey Dovey Bastard With A Crush On A C-List Actor #and when he thinks of Simon I believe his brain turns into a pecan #I like how Beast 2 is having a gay little reunion while Beast Prime is making like. a black hole nuke gun. im not even surprised #truly my reaction to Beast Prime's Deep Sea Expedition was 'yeah sure man 👍🏻' before looking back at the Wonderbeast MANSDMAND #One of them is in Cali For Love one of them is in Cali For Evil. you are not the same. #its easier to cope w/ the character assassination that's happened over the last Billion Years #when I know he's about to be folded like an omelette. Hope Has Returned. #if All This (tm) is what it takes for Hank and Si to finally fuck nasty style. then by God I'll take it 🫡 KANSDAMND #ANYWAYS IM RAMBLING BUT. Y'ALL. Y'ALL. WE'RE SO BACK

[taegularities]

regarding: colour me in — folks, i wish you all the luck in the world while reading the cmi10 smut <3

#praying #like what the fck have i done LMAO help #also 2.5 scenes left 👍🏻 #there's such a disgusting amount of fluff in this chapter.. so many heart palpitations :') and wetness :') #tears of every kind yk yk #im excited stay tuned stay tuned 😁 #fic: colour me in #yep made a separate post but if no one's around to see it then it was never there LOLOL #hope you guys are at least a lil hyped too!!

[jinhyun]

felt like i was on the verge of having a panic attack at work so i took my med for it. half an hour later i could feel it getting worse and was like fuck it i'll just take half a pill since it's clearly not making any effect. turns out i what i took before was an antiallergic 💀

#like no shit it wasn't working 😭😭 #my coworker was like are you sure you're taking another half and i was too embarrassed to admit i took an antiallergic to her JDÑSKDÑS #so i was like yes 🥹👍🏻 i can take it 🥹🥹✌🏻✌🏻 #anyway i'm feeling better now folks no need to worry #still hope the rest of the night goes by smoothly i just wanna go home and sleep it away ngl #sleep it off*?? idek #don't ask me to english rn

[that-was-anticlimactic]

time stops, but still your heart is beating

Ten minutes later, Megumi felt a soft thunk on his shoulder. He instinctively froze, fingers twitching, but relaxed when he saw that it was just Yuuji’s head.

Wait—

Megumi tensed again, perhaps even more than before, and slowly looked down at his shoulder.

Yuuji’s head was on his shoulder and he was dead asleep.

Well, Megumi wasn’t very tired anymore. Shit.

[or, megumi is gay and yuuji is pretty and gosh darn it megumi wants to lay his head on yuuji's shoulder so badly he's gonna explode]

💥6,471 words | itafushi💥

based off of this art by @arinavah <3 bestie i hope you know that i think about this art a lot... they bonk...

#corey writes:) #FINALLY #besties when i tell you that this has been in my google docs for like... oVER A MONTH because i had to rewrite the first page because i #hated it and also i didn't want to edit it- #this is kind of a disaster and it's not very good but it's like whatever i've got a Lot going on right now with school so imma take what i #can get from writing iuytfdtguijohuygtfdcghjio #anyways hope this doesn't suck👍🏻 #i am actually really happy with how it turned out v how it started tho tbh... this was also supposed to be 1.2k words and uh. it is Not lol #jjk #itafushi #fushiguro megumi #itadori yuuji #fushiita #fushiguro x itadori #itadori x megumi #jjk fanfic #they bonk... #we all knew that it was a matter of time before i wrote a bonk fic lol

[softpine]

be not afraid

#this is what i imagine a real life angel would look like #anyway i had a cool idea but after spending 5 hours trying to make it work while hungover i'm throwing in the towel 👍🏻 #i'm happy with the other stuff i made but i really wanted this thing to work :( oh well maybe i'll take another crack at it later #OH AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS jfkjsdsjds #i hope you all had a good weekend #nonsims

[leolaroot]

point of contact

#farscape #crais #uhm. well everypony i hope you like it my epic drawing 😸👍🏻 #sketch #ok to rb #its about what if something very big happened and you were changed forever. #so uh. the separation of the boys from their father. the death of tauvo/introduction of crichton. #and the hand of friendship of course... #i looove the moment in that old black magic when maldis is like. oh i guess tauvo looks more like this now 😋 and the SKELETON APPEARS! #anyways guys i wuv bialar crais.

[salsflore]

#fretting over my future once more. i’m afraid i might actually kms if i go back to a regular school but i’m worried i’ll completely #fuck up my chances of getting into a university if i don't #turning to that cursed website Quora . i can’t do this i’m just TERRIFIED i’ll fuck up and only realize it a year down the line #i don’t want to think about what hasn’t even happened yet but i can’t just blissfully ignore the possible consequences either #i hate that this happened to me. i already had a Plan. a straightforward idea of what i was going to do and then i get ARRESTED omggg #why is it me that has to have my life disrupted like this‚ right? i hope hope hope things will turn out okay in the end but i am just sad #about everything that’s ever happened to me #i want to do the private candidate thing so badly but it means not finishing the last 2 yrs of highschool #i’d still technically be learning tbe same things but its more about the certificate or whatever that comes with it #and the friends‚ too .... #of course you only do this to me when i am almost at the finish line and ive found people i click with! thank you 👍🏻 salamat sa lahat 🤗 #i need to do more research on the topic before freaking out . but i'm just. eugh so so sososososo sad #💭 #negative #cw vent #edit: it is becoming more and more likely that finishing my edu in a regular school would be the best option but AHHH #i really. i really cant emphasize how much i dont want that for myself. i hate it #i miss my home so terribly. but whatever i guess! #also i relapsed so thats kind of a bummer ... #cw self harm

[mazojo]

Do you ever like. Cry?

#because I do. consistently. thank you Tokyo revengers very cool #i hope Wakui is having a fantastic day after killing off the goodest boy ever 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 ten out of ten with the emotional hit blow #izana and kakucho aftuakly so personal so soulmates #giving the same energy as that one panel of Emma and Draken receiving him to the sky like !!!! emotionally devastation!! #kakucho #izana #tokyo revengers spoilers #tokyo revengers #sorry I am nit over it I am still processing n #manga

[kqluckity]

🚨🚨this post is my speculation (as of September 7th when I'm writing this)🚨🚨

okay codes timeline (sort of)(there won't be dates because that is a lot of work and I don't feel like checking every vod out there <3 i will go from memory alone I'm not putting this in the wiki I don't need citations the source is my mind)(under the cut because it seems like a long post)

>so. the codes first arrived after arin, he was scared of them and I don't remember if they worked for/with the federation and they came from the immaterial world like arin

>then the eggs appeared and the codes changed target. they went from going after arin to going after the eggs, even arin was worried for them before disappearing (taking over luzu's body after tilin died)

>then for the longest time the codes were after the eggs. they wanted the eggs dead frfr and were successful in taking a life from almost all the eggs that were on two lifes

>THEN after what felt like months (it was maybe a couple weeks max) of etoiles wanting to kill one (1) code for fun, he got that and since then he's been their primary target/sparring partner, especially since they stole the sword™ from the federation and he got the shield

>more recently they started to act weird. they started to impersonate the eggs*. they started imitating them during the night of the presidential dinner, when they showed up as tallulah and chayanne and then after the dinner they attacked etoiles and philza (and bad), and continued like this.

*the residents also thought the codes were the capybaras because of the wilbur party but the capys were targeting the candidates in that specific case, so it's unlikely

>THEN maxo discovered he had a parasite in his body that is transforming him into a code

which brings us to now. now the codes seem to have studied the eggs very well, they're able to imitate their mannerisms and seem to know their interests (imo this is also why fake pomme had a book, because of real pomme's diary). also they seem to be wanting to become more like the actual eggs/take their place.

also after etoiles kicked their asses in the arena (11-0 BABY NOT EVEN CLOSE!!) they appeared to protect one of arin's computer from the residents that were trying to fuck with it which could really means that the codes are against the federation now, or at least, they're as much against it as they can

#this post is only three days late. also all of the things i say here are what i understand the timeline is like #this is what i think hope this helps #if I'm wrong you can add to the post and I'll reblog the corrections/edit the post with said corrections 👍🏻 #qsmp #mcyt tag

[lieutenant-amuel]

I’m editing the third chapter of WBTL now and just WHY the heck I made Gabe so uninterested in olaball

#Personal #Was Born To Lead #Gabriel tried to look forward for the game 💀 #BOY #You never played olaball and never even watched the game but you heard how enthusiastic your dad is about it #You are supposed to be excited you’re just a kid who’s experiencing something new after all :’D #You have no reason to hate it ajdbnfk #Yet #I love laughing at my own stupidness honestly this is somewhat amusing #Tiny little writer Amuel makes tiny little steps on her tiny little writing journey #Okay but I’m actually making quite many changes in this chapter so I hope nobody remembers how it looked like before my editing XD #Gabriel didn’t feel the same about olaball as his father did 👍🏻 #Ajbdnfjfj #Yeah I’m wondering why

[vampean]

forever hating bitches on the internet who said “if you’re only attracted to unattainable men it means you’re a lesbian 😁!”

#like no #it just made my 15 year old even more confused #i even forced myself into a lesbian relationship bc of this like cmon now 😭 #mad annoying especially that one friend who wanted me to be a lesbian so bad #and every time i would say i find a guy cute she would go “oh sweetie… 😞“ #it may be true that i struggle to find a guy that i actually like but it’s also true when it comes to women #most of you aren’t my type doesn’t mean i’m not attracted to you at all 😊👍🏻 hope that helps

[bambino1294]

the absolute severity of the change in my ability to work quickly post-covid is insane

#rambles #I don’t think I’ve talked a whole lot about my post-covid issues but 🤩 thriving #pretty much confirmed that I will be failing my third year because I’ve stared at the same documents for two entire days #and nothing has changed #and I keep going through these phases of trying not to feel like a failure or like I’m a complete idiot #but it’s kinda hard 🧍🏻‍♀️ #you go into something like university with a goal or an expectation #and then thing after thing keeps going wrong and you don’t know if it’s your fault or if there were things you could’ve done differently #I have a lot to talk about with my therapist when I finally start that up again 😀 #but I’m trying to find joy in my writing #finishing projects and working on my original wips #just anything that won’t make me feel as useless and stupid as my uni work has this year #and I have hospital appointments to go to and friends to see and job hunting to do #so I’m hoping it stops feeling like my life is over sooner rather than later #and maybe when I’m up for it I can redo the year someplace else #and get away from the the admin team that’s been useless all year #anyway I got off track #health = sucks #but I’m a few steps closer to official diagnoses for my physical pain at least #and one waiting list away from dealing with my brain 👍🏻 #that’s my second rant of the week #I won’t be personal again for another 28 business days at least #rant

[istherewifiinhell]

You know what. If i worked at a food place i would make the customers say the full name of the stupid menu items. Say it motherfucker. Say you want the nasty boys stinky burger. Etc.

#some shit #usally theres little freebies.. [rolling my eyes but grabbing the freebies] noooo. theres like. other ones? do you. want to buy them? nooo #SO YOU WANT UR SPECIAL LITTLE FREEBIES. BESPOKE LITTLE TREATY WEATIES? #yes yes im a needlessly grumpy asshole. been that wayyyy alll my life. [even i dont know the tone indicator 👍🏻] #u do not need to interact when im posting thru it but neither will i stop posting thru it. hope that helps.

[thebigshotman]

(If your muse had a taste, how would you describe it?)

DEVELOPMENT QUESTIONS-SENSES EDITION

I think it’s a toss up between a durian (because I still can’t get over your awesome description of what Spaul Tea would taste like to Spafnir from several months ago 😊) or a Sour Patch Kid.

A durian makes total sense for Spaul, on one hand, because of how its exterior belies its interior. On the outside, it smells horrible and has a rocky, almost impenetrable surface, but on the inside it’s supposedly (I’ve never had any lol) very tangy and pleasant to eat. In other words, much like Spaul it’s alienating at first, but once you “take a bite”, so to speak, you find out how wonderful it actually is!

On the other hand, Sour Patch Kids (yet another food I’ve never eaten 😅) have a neat little tagline to go with their whole deal. Sour, then sweet. Which sums up Spaul warming up to the people he likes like Spafnir, Spamjo, and Eileen in a nutshell. Plus, there’s pink and yellow SPKs, I think, like his pink and yellow glasses? In other words, I think they fit him just as well as a durian.

Which is why I cannot choose between them to save my life 😂 So let’s say a combination of the two!

#(I know you said durian as well but I feel like every Spamton is a durian somewhat 🤷‍♀️) #(hope you don’t mind! and thank you for the ask as always my friend 👍🏻) #WANNA MAKE A [deal]?-asks and submissions #STRING PULLER-out of character

[lilbit-of-kizzy]

Guess who broke their freakin toe!

😀

#I hope that emjoi is as dead eyed for everyone else as it is for me lol #and i had to work tonight! #👍🏻 #it's fine lol #i kinda forget about it #then go to flex my toes and almost pass out #like #look I'm glad you don't hurt all the time #but give me some warning before muscle memorying won't you?