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audiovisualrecall · 4 months

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I'm sorry I don't get why it matters if my team dusts the tops of the platforms the orchids sit on when no one can see the tops of the platforms unless they're stupidly tall, and especially when the stupid floor polishers and general maintenance literally push dust and dirt and debris down from the Cafe area onto those platforms every single day. 'It should be easy to do' okay then, you do it then. I said 'we're trying' because it is impossible to keep up with bc if we haven't done that day's dusting yet when store leadership get step stools and peer at the platform tops to see if we've cleaned they obvs will look dirty, and bc ive either been out sick, doing inventory, or HELPING YOUR DEPARTMENT for the past 2 weeks. Sorry yeah I have '3 full time tms' in floral but even when all 3 of us are here u don't LET ME HAVE ALL 3 OF US! And if a day is me and one tm, and I'm sick/unable to come in,then it's just the one tm doing everything, or if they call out and it's just me, etc - how is one person supposed to do EVERYTHING and Not go overtime or take their break late??? Ffs. And again, recently I've been in produce more often than floral. Yeah 'helping' ok but if I said we couldn't bc we have to dust the p.o.p areas u'd be annoyed to say the least..........

#wish id called out today. i dont feel well (cramps+what happened last night) but came in anyway bc i wanted to do my job and all i get are #'sorry cant help' and then u have time to criticize me and my team anyway like.#and pointing out that we only do 1500/day at most in sales usually like ....okay. and???#why does that matter?#is it a small department? yes. does that mean the work is easy? no #I'm angry at myself for not job hunting months ago tbh #bc its easy to say I'll just stay and switch to their health insurance come my bday and itll b fine #but itll be harder to leave then. and I'll have way more anxiety abt losing my job/getting fired once i Need it #but its a bad time rn to job hunt #between dental stuff and gastro problems and anxiety and depression #plus dad's situation #and im terrible at interviews. its literally the main obstacle for me getting a different job imo #but I'm tired of being expected to work miracles #also yes its dumb that this is over some dusting but it is Not easy bc u cant just dust.#even if we do it every day the stuff that falls on the surfaces is not always easily removed

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astrolynnworld · 3 months

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cramps

pairing: matt x reader

summary: you’re on your period and matt does anything and everything to soothe the pain away

warnings: fluff! period cramps, romance, care, reassurance, wholesome, pet names (sweet/pretty girl)

word count: 717

i toss and turn as i feel my pre period cramps start to form

my period is not suppose to come for another 5 days but my cramps always come first, as a warning

i check raise my head to check the clock and see what time it is

“4:15 am” i see on the tv’s cable box

i lay my head back down and continue to shuffle around the bed to find a comfortable position for my cramps to relax in

“baby what’s wrong?” matt asks me with his raspy morning voice

“my period is coming soon, i feel the cramps start to overTAKE me” i say in soft annoyed tone

“is there anything i could do to help baby?” he concerns

“can you actually go get me my heating pad please?” i ask nicely

he hops out the bed and uses the flashlight off his phone to roam around the room and look for my heating pad

once he pulls it in comes back to bed, i hear him gasp

“what?” i jump in shock at his gasp

“your period.. came”

i sit up to see what he’s talking about and see a whole bloody mess stained into our bedsheets

“oh my god” i put my head in my hands out of annoyance and embarrassment

“it’s okay baby. i just need you to stand up for me okay?”

i get off the bed and start to feel the water works fall out

“don’t cry baby” matt says as he comes over to me and wraps his arms around me

“hey it’s not your fault baby” he tries to reassure

“you can’t help it.. you didn’t know, it’s completely fine. you don’t have to cry, sweet girl” he continues as he starts to play with my hair in the hug

i pull back and start to wipe my eyes as i start to sense that im being dramatic

“here baby, i need you to go wash up while i clean the bed”

i nod my head and make my way to the bathroom

“and hand me your clothes before you go in the shower please”

i do as i’m told then i head to the shower

i continue to wash up as i hear matt enter the bathroom

“hey pretty girl, everything still okay?” he asks

“yeah, i’m just finishing up” i sluggishly say

“okay baby. i changed our sheets and im washing the other ones now” he reassures

i stay silent out of acknowledgment but he doesn’t leave

“is there anything else you want princess?” he asks

“no thank you” i say while shaking my head as if he could see me

“alright..” he says before closing the door

i could tell he feels bad but i just really can’t be bothered rn. my stomach hurts, i embarrassed myself, im so annoyed, and i feel bad that he feels bad.. there’s just too much going on

i finish up my shower and put my towel on before heading back to the bedroom

when i get back i see matt had turned on the led lights, switched the tv to netflix, and had my tylenol bottle set up next to some water

“matt what is this?”

“nothing much. just me trying to distract you from your period” he giggles

“that’s not how it works sadly” i pout as i pop the tylenol in my mouth and swallow some water

“well, im gonna try” he comes in for a kiss

i start to get dressed, not forgetting the pad, as matt searches for a good movie to watch.

“do you want some to eat pretty?”

“is anything even open right now?” i genuinely ask

“only mcdonald’s..” he replies

“then yes please” i smile at him

“your usual?”

“yeah” i reply as i get in bed to snuggle next to him

“it’ll be here in 30 minutes” he says

“if we’re still up” i chuckle

“don’t worry. i’ll grab it for you so you can enjoy it when you wake up and not kill me for letting you fall asleep” he chuckles back

“thank you baby. i appreciate you so much, definitely a core memory” i turn over to face him

he smiles and places a kiss on my forehead, “i love you, sweet girl. don’t forget it”

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hella1975 · 1 year

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now why in the world do i have cramps rn

#really? six months into the pill you do this? when i haven’t had a period in three months? what’s going on sunshine #what is causing the pain rn lmao like girl we are out of order we’re retired #they’re not bad cramps but then again my standard of what constitutes ‘bad cramps’ is very skewed so who knows #I’d very much like to sleep though so if we could just shut this down I’d be ecstatic #medical tumblr can u cure me pls what is going on #(also if ur thinking ‘hey u can get cramps from other things?’ i do know that lmao #but I also know exactly what my period cramps feel like and this is without a doubt it #love my body’s outright refusal to accept the pill #we have been fighting this battle for HALF A YEAR just surrender already fucking hell

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pleasedonthurtcjstar · 2 years

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My hand is cramping

#*in tiktok voice* tell me you’re not ok without telling me you’re not ok. I’ll go first #I’m writing soft RR scenes #and i started crying #bc I just gave everything I want to Roman in this fictional little world #maybe I’m just focusing on the small insignificant details #but i love it #the Remus that I’ve built in this world is so amazing and support #I’m still trying to figure out a way to ad his … “Remus” features into the fic #which means what I just wrote will probably be scrapped 😭#and that’s just Crow’s fic where bad things repeatly happened™️#don’t get me started on Pumpkin’s #I’ve never written a slow burn fic before but I think I’m getting close to the definition- in crows fic #sadly pumpkins only has 400 words. i keep deleting parts #crow’s was just below 7.5k but I purged a lot over the weekend and now I’m back at just over 6k😭😭😭😭😭#but I am having fun with world building so that’s cool #cramping bc I’m hand writing rn #go ahead and ignore me

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norrizzandpia · 5 months

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slow morning cuddling with lando + Oscar?

I would kill for this

Slow and Gentle (LN4/OP81)

Summary: It’s the only time they can truly admire the presence of the others.

Warnings: sexual conversations, language, mentions of pregnancy, inferences to sex at the end

Note: I made it so reader is on her period (partially bc i am rn and also bc i have another lando imagine that is period comfort and i wanted to do that but then last min decided to do this one lol) that part just adds to them being gentle with her ALSO MY FIRST LANDOSCAR X READER RIC LETS HOPE IT EATS

The soft morning sunlight bled through the flowing curtains of Oscar’s room. The sunshine cascaded across the faces of Lando and Y/n, a sight so dear to Oscar’s heart he couldn’t look away. Lando’s nose was nuzzled in her hair as Y/n’s head was pushed against Oscar’s chest. They were incredibly close, basking in the warmth the other emitted.

He was the first one up, per usual. He didn’t mind, however, he enjoyed watching the way they laid together, laid with him. Y/n’s hand splayed against his bare torso, similar to Oscar’s hand placement with Lando. His arm was slung over the girl, meeting the top of Lando’s abs, his fingers gently resting over the skin. He loved this part of his day, getting to hold the two people he had, surprisingly, grown to love just the same.

As he looked on, Y/n’s eyes fluttered open. They stared up at him and he watched as they contorted from relaxed to pure pain. She whimpered, snuggling her face further into the skin of Oscar as he moved his arms, holding her completely and retracting his touch from Lando, waking up the boy in question. Oscar ran his hand over her head, whispering and cooing against her hair as she clutched her stomach.

The two boys shared a look from above her head, knowing she had begun her period a few days prior, knowing it was always bad. Lando let himself adjust to consciousness as Oscar continued to comfort her through her usual morning cramps. The Brit rolled onto his back, staring at the ceiling as his hand rested against her back, moving up and down softly. When he fully came to, he rolled back onto his side, kissing her hair and curling into the two. One of his hands trailed up the skin of Oscar’s arm, the limb being wrapped around the girl in between them, and his other went to tangle in Oscar’s hair, smoothing it down as Oscar asked Y/n what was hurting.

“What’s going on, baby?” He whispered against her forehead, the boys smiling at each other as a way to say good morning.

She whined against his chest, “Whoever fucking decided periods were a thing, I want to have a discussion.”

They laughed at her comment, Lando letting his hand rub against her shoulder.

“Is there anything we can do?” Lando asked.

“I’m hungry.” She whispered. Oscar, being the only one slightly responsible in the kitchen, gently untangled his arms from around her and got out of bed. Y/n groaned at the loss of contact, but was restored when Lando turned her around and pulled her into his chest. His hands were soft against the pulsing of her skin, his whispers of love subsiding the pain.

Oscar padded out of the room, smiling to himself at the sight of Lando and Y/n, his two loves. When he left, Lando rolled Y/n onto her back and pushed himself up onto his elbow.

Looking down at her, he laid his large hand across her abdomen, letting his thumb move up and down soothingly. Her eyes closed at the contact, a small smile on her face as the warmth around her swallowed her whole.

He kissed her cheek, “Better?”

She nodded, “Very.”

He continued that way, even though the weight of his head on his elbow began to ache. He stared down at her, loving the way she seemed finally at peace. It was a quiet moment for the two as he laid his head down onto the pillow beside her, on his stomach with his hand still continuing its ministrations on her stomach.

After a few minutes, Oscar came back into the room with toast and eggs, something he knew he wouldn’t mess up. Lando and Y/n sat up, sitting with their backs against the headboard as Oscar set it down by their feet and pulled out her heating pad.

Passing it to her, he kissed her shoulder, “Thought you might want it.”

He plugged it in for her as she unfolded it, put it to the highest setting, and sheathed it against her skin. It immediately began to heat up, reddening her stomach, as Oscar slid back into bed next to her. Putting the tray across their laps, they all dug in. With three forks fighting for food on one plate, they picked at the eggs, fruit, and other random items Oscar had packed on. Munching on the toast, Lando laughed to himself.

“What?” Y/n asked from beside him, Oscar giving him a curious look.

When he didn’t answer, Oscar smacked his stomach, the bare, hard skin looking delectable to the Australian, “Answer, dumbass.”

Lando gave him a smirk, throwing a crumb at his boyfriend before saying, “I was just thinking how funny it is that, when you’re in a relationship, the way you look at periods is so different.”

A silence fell over the three as Y/n and Oscar tried to decipher the meaning of his statement. When they couldn’t piece it together, Y/n shook her head, “What the fuck does that mean?”

Oscar chuckled, Lando sneering at him jokingly, “I just mean that, for you, baby, your period is pure hell on Earth, but for Oscar and I, it’s a bit of a relief. It means that all those times we went in without a condom didn’t end the way we didn’t want them to.”

Oscar’s mouth fell open in realization as Y/n looked between the two with a blank look, “So, my period is a celebration for you because it means you can go raw again?”

Oscar coughed on the crumbs in his mouth, his mind not ready for the immediate vulgarity of his girlfriend, but Lando was laughing and reaching over to stroke Oscar’s leg lovingly, “It sounds worse when you put it that way.”

Oscar nodded, “Yeah, exactly.”

Y/n withdrew to her mind, it running with different thoughts and the way to communicate them. Oscar and Lando noticed, looking at each other quickly as to make sure her behavior wasn’t just in one of their heads. When they were sure she was being quiet, Oscar leaned into her, “You okay, love?”

She moved her head side to side, “Do you guys not want to have kids?”

The boys were stumped, not having anticipated this conversation this early in the morning. It wasn’t like they hadn’t spoken about it, just briefly. Different comments here and there from each of them, hinting someone within their relationship would be a good parent. However, they never seriously spoke about it, something that had been nagging at Y/n for some time.

Lando was first to answer, “I mean, I can’t answer for Oscar and I don’t want you to feel pressured by what I’m about to say, love,” He looked at Oscar, “But, I do want kids. Not now, of course. But, in the future? For sure.”

Oscar nodded slowly, “Yeah, me too. I definitely want kids, just not now. Maybe in a few years. When I’m thirty?”

Y/n agreed, so did Lando and the three of them stared at each other.

Y/n was the first to whisper it, “Do you guys want to have kids with me?”

Breathing out, relieved they didn’t have to bring up the one thing that could lead to an answer that destroyed them, the boys nodded eagerly. Strong murmurs of agreement put a smile on their faces, the three snuggling further into each other as they came to the realization.

Lando whispered, “Our kids are going to hate us.”

Y/n chucked as she laid her head on Lando’s shoulder, her hand stroking Oscar’s upper leg, “Why do you say that?”

Lando kissed her hair and squeezed Oscar’s hand that laid in his, resting on Lando’s lap, “Most kids hate their parents. Most kids have two. Imagine having three.”

Oscar laughed, “Good point, but they’ll grow to love us. Plus, imagine how much fun it could be making them.”

At the inference, Lando giggled, Y/n joining him, until all three of them were falling into a fit of giggles, tangled in a mess of limbs.

When they came back for breath, Y/n was glaring at them with a teasing smile, “Them? Remember, I’m the one that has to pop them out painfully. Did you know cramps are one-third of what a woman feels during a contraction?”

Oscar released his hand from Lando’s hold, moving to squeeze her thigh, “But, Y/n, imagine how good it’ll be.”

She blushed, snuggling further into Lando who smiled lightly at Oscar, “I don’t know how worth the sex will be when I’m laid out on a table and being split open.”

Lando laughed, “What do you mean? You’ve already done that and, Oscar can attest, you loved it.”

She squealed, turning around to smack his arm as they all laughed hard. The three continued laughing until they came down, snuggling further into each other before Y/n was repeating, “But, seriously, I don’t know how good sex is when you’re trying compared to actually having the kid.”

Oscar shook his head, his hand sliding farther up the skin of her thigh, “How about we give you a little preview and see if it changes your mind?”

Lando’s hand slid under her shirt, the two boys smirking at each other as she melted into her touch.

And when Oscar’s hand slid into her pants, she found that Oscar’s question, her answer to it, was one that they could all agree on.

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iiiiiiis-things · 10 months

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Period HC's with the Spiderverse

paring: (separate) earth42!miles morales, earth1610!miles morales, gwen stacy, pavitr parbhakar, miguel o'hara x femblack!reader

cw: period/vagina

blurb: what they're like when you're on your period

a/n: y'all i'm going through it rn. also this is what i used to translate my spanish

earth 42 miles morales

now despite his cold demeanor he would literally be so god damn sweet while on your cycle

well- as sweet as he can be

you didn't even tell him, he found out bc you was getting out of line with him

"Aye Mami me pasa mi bolso" his face contorts in confusion as you suck yo teeth "damn i gotta do everything for you ? what's next you want me to change your fucking diaper?"

immediately notices

"you on yo period?"

you flabbergasted mouth gaped wide open

he already knows about everything cs yk his mom.. since his dad... nvm

does anything you want

tells uncle aaron that any plans for the following days of the week had to be canceled

literally with you 24/7

he doesn't even goes to the store to go get snacks

mf uses go puff

"miles you need to go home" you speak laying on his chest as you were slowly but surely drifting off to sleep "Ya le envié un mensaje de texto a mi mamá que no voy a ninguna parte"

wake up the next day to breakfast in bed

y'all bfrl we kno damn well he can't cook 💀

he ordered dennys while you was still sleep and js fixed it up on a plate to make it LOOK like he did 😭

whenever you lash out at him and get to throwing shi he js let's you

"i swear to god you got me fucked up!" you throw the remote at him as he moves to the right dodge it.

overall is js a big cuddle bug and servant for you to use <3

miles morales 1610

is literally clueless

you've been acting weird and being bipolar asf the past three days

breaking point was when you got extra mat at him for accidentally knocking over a vase (that he caught so it didn't break) when he snuck in your room window

"is everything ok? ¿Tuviste un mal día?"

boy wants to cry when you tell him to leave

"bro, just leave me alone i'm not in the mood right now" freezes at the word bro

"ok i'll swing by tomorrow?" he looks back at you out trying to see if you'll change your mind "mhm yeah later"

is so sad bc you didn't even say you love him ☹️

when he walks in the front door of his house mama rio IMMEDIATELY senses something is wrong with her son

stops whatever tf she was doing main concern being miles

"miles baby what's wrong ?" he lets out a sigh "i think y/n is mad at me" then proceeds to explain the situation

rio then explains wdf is happening

miles feels SO bad for not knowing 😭

is at your house the next day with a shit load of chocolate, a pack or two of gatorade, and some extra strength tylenol

he then tells you what his mom recommended (like what to drink and which medication works the best)

gets scared and lowkey flinches when you get cramps 💀

(you see him do it but he tries to plays it off)

is cuddling with you all the time

you play a prank on him while sending him into the drugstore to go ask for a period product that doesn't exist-

THE HORROR ON HIS FACE 😭

jeff being concerned on why their child hasn't been home for the past 4 days (dw rio explains)

gwen stacy

at first doesn't really get why your attitude is bigger than normal

but after the second day immediately understands

"it's your t.o.m (time of month) huh ?" you look slightly embarrassed "yeah..."

WILL go to the store to get you whatever you need

y'all share heat pads no one can change my mind 🙄✋🏾

y'all have talks over which pads and tampons are the best

y'all debate over pads the only agreement being that wings are better

but the both of y'all agree that tampax is on top 💪🏾

she would always be over at your house because she uses you as an excuse to get away from her dad :(

if y'all ever got it around the same time all HELL would break loose 😭

both of yall would be just straight up mad with eachother

"what do you want to eat?" she looks over at you as y'all walking to the mall food court "oh anything's fine"

walks over towards the chic-fil-a section "oh wait i don't want chicken, how about taco bell?"

mf groans and roll her eyes "i want chic-fil-a, u said anything was fine!"

"well maybe i changed my mind! if you wanted something specific why would you ask me?!" people start to stare as the heat of the argument rises

yall eventually settle for smoothies from jamba juice

she's more cuddly than usual which is completely fine

you make jokes about being blood sisters 💀

she does not find them funny.

pavitr parabhakar

you avoid him like the plague

why? because you do not want to lash out at your sweet, sweet , baby boy for no reason 😭

pav is like so confused

thinks he did something wrong ☹️

"hi y/n!" your walking to class as you hear someone calling you from down the hall obviously recognizing the voice of your boyfriend you walk faster so he couldn't catch up to you in the crowded hallway

"y/n??" stands there like 🧍🏽‍♂️

he thinks you didn't hear him and is probably just trying to get to class early to turn in late homework or something

but later when you two are supposed to meet up for chai after school (like always) and you don't show up he knows your avoiding him

baby is SO SADDD 😭

the next day he finally catches up with you as you walk into the school building and asks you straight up "are you avoiding me?"

you began to feel like the absolute worst gf ever as you see the worry in his eyes "no baby, i just- i mean-" he slightly bends his back leaning to get eye level with you "is there someone else?"

your heart sinks to your ass 😭

"what no pavi swear!" "then why are you avoiding me?" you sigh, giving in and explain what's been going on

"oh" he then stands up straight you began to feel he's about to be disgusted about you bleeding from your literal vagina until he wraps his arm around your shoulder and drags you into the school building

"babe i'm gonna be honest with you, i really don't care you could've just told me"

walks you to class as if nothing's happened

best.boyfriend.ever

i feel like his spider sense would kind help him see your ina bad mood idk

pepper kisses on your face

but once he sees you cramping it's over with

he's gonna cuddle you and not let you go (you have to force him off of you when you have to use the restroom)

asks auntie maya about it and she tell him everything you need, how you might react, and how he needs to watch everything he does to not make you upset

doesn't hesitate to buy pads if you need em

is constantly by your side

he👏🏾is👏🏾your👏🏾personal👏🏾heat👏🏾pad

whenever you get angry or upset he immediately apologizes and blames himself bc he thinks that if ur upset than he obviously did something wrong.

he def runs you hot baths with epson salt

ends up getting a period tracker app on his phone to keep up-

y'all were watching moana and he was trying his hardest not to laugh. 😭

why? because you started crying when maui left moana all on her own 🙍🏾‍♀️

and cried harder when he came back-

y'all i feel like i went a lil overboard wit this one 😭

hobie brown

this mf here

he will literally be the worst person to be around

idk how bt he knew it was coming before YOU knew it was coming

like y'all could be chilling on his couch and out of nowhere he goes

"you're getting a visit from aunt flow (i googled this) tomorrow you know that right?"

you being confused bc "who da fuck is aunt flo.... wait-"

hobie will never tell how he knows when it's coming but hey at least he reminds you 🤷🏾‍♀️

literally loves to piss you off

he likes seeing you all riled up

it's just something about the way you scream and throw shit at him for leaving the tv on all night

kinda like miles(42)- instead when you throw shit he catches it

smug the entire time.

the amount of teasing is crazy

"do you think you'll get pregnant if we-" "no" 🙎🏾‍♀️

he isn't a complete asshole

eventually throughout all of the teasing he does whatever you want him to do

when your cramping he helps by rubbing his hand on your lower tummy in circles

he does buy steal you candy from the store

if your craving anything he will most def go get it for you and if you wanna cuddle he would

he'll obviously kno that you want to but makes you asks bc he like that 🤷🏾‍♀️

"you alright?" hobie asks leaning in the door way of his bedroom as he watches you hug your stomach on his bed "could you help?"

"sure luv what do you need?" like bitch-

if you need him to go get you more this mf WILL ask you what size your vagina is 😭 (weirdo)

OMG NO BC RMB THAT ONE BAYMAX SCENE WHEN HE WAS GETTING THAT GURL PADS ?! 😭

he stands in the drugstore on the isle with the women necessities (after getting your size) while a middle age woman sides eye him as she slowly reaches for her preferred option

(the lady is confused on why there's a tall ass, guitar playing, punk, holding a box of literal diva cups in his hand 💀)

he eventually gives up and asks the lady if the ones in her hand are any good

let's just say he walks out the store with 4 months supply of period products

overall he's an asshole.. but he's your asshole 😫🤞🏾

miguel o'hara

now he's a little older so he isn't dumb

but he isn't the smartest either

a lot of people say miguel is sweet... no he's not

like bffr we see how SASSY this mf is in the movie 👏🏾😭

i feel like this mf would argue you down whenever your in a bad mood

"get the fuck out my way!" you scream at one of the peters as they bump into you knocking your food out your hand "damn what crawled up your ass and died"

you turn around to see nun other than your boyfriend

"you apparently, do you ever take a day off" his eyebrow raises a little "and leave you idiots running this place?" you roll your eyes as you walk over to grab a duplicate of what you just dropped

miguel notices how your more snappy at him, in fact you've been snappy the past couple days

"hey what's up with you?" he asks, yeah you guys bicker but it's usually playful flirting

"i don't kno, how would you feel if you were bleeding from your vagina?"

he finally gets it

later at home he walks in with a walmart bag of candy, a new fluffy blanket, and a gift card that has "im sorry" written on the front

he would stop picking with you knowing your attitude can go from 0-100 rq

like i mention with hobie and miles(42) i feel like he would just listen as you yell and throw shit at him

but because of his huge size he just sits there unfazed as you throw a literal flashlight at him (where you found it? no one knows.)

he would only cuddle with you at night saying "it's the only way i can sleep" when you know he just wants you to feel better

yes i got impatient with hobie and miguel.

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