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kaitlynpcallmebeepme · 2 years

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Late Nights, Sleep Tights

Late Nights, Sleep Tights

Stray Kids member!reader/Stray Kids x reader

Idea: Stray kids member being the only girl again and waking up to see chat telling chan to go to bed, so you go down to his vlive and cuddle in his neck and convince him to come to bed https://youtu.be/zHwD4LzV8GA

Requested: Nope.

Author’s Note: Again, I had the sudden urge to start writing this on my bored night shift before the night picks up. It’s a 12 hr night shift then I have to stay at the hospital for another 8 hrs because my IV lab training (just an extra skill thing) doesn’t start till 11 am and ends at 3 pm and I have to walk back to my apartment, which will most likely be in the rain (update, yes, I fell asleep on a bench in the hospital hallway and still made it on time). I am really jumping everywhere with what fandom stories I suddenly have the urge to start writing. Maybe it’s because I actually caught one of their vlives where they all reacted and freaked out over the ‘Your Eyes’ music video and I pulled up the video so I could follow along on what they were reacting to. Also, I don’t know where exactly Chan does his vlives, but I thought it was somewhere in the JYP building and that’s the same building their dorm is in (if not just go with it for this idea). Also, I don’t know how the Korean culture in general would accept a girl living in a dorm with 8 boys (much less being the only girl in a band with 8 boys), but she has a separate room and that’s how I imagined it for this. How the story starts is the only way I could think of why she was being up as late as Chan. This is my first time writing in first person, so bare with me and tell me how I did. Also, if anyone else out there is a STAY and wants to talk Stray Kids with me, let me know. Also, I do have R2D2 pajamas and I love them. I also think the ending is bad. Ok, enough talking, enjoy!

Requests are still open. Feedback is always appreciated. Also, tell me if you want to be part of a Tag List and I’ll tag you when I upload something new.

Warning: Nightmares, Chan and Reader not getting good sleep, don't be like Chan and Reader, some much needed hugs and concerned Chan.

Word Count: 910

"AAAAHHHHH!!!" I shot up in bed so fast that I almost jumped out of it and fell on the floor. Another nightmare. Been having a lot of them lately of everything that's good being ripped away from me. This Stray Kids family, Stay, this career I've built, it all got taken away and there was nothing I could do except watch helplessly. Usually when I get nightmares like this, I cook or bake something warm. Reminds me of when Felix would make soup when I'm sick. It warms me up inside and reminds me of all of the love and support that surrounds me. So I get up to go to the kitchen and make that.

I get up and sit on the edge of the bed. Wiping the tears out of my eyes and off my cheeks. Hopefully the soup will help me become tired enough to get some sleep again before we have another day of rehearsals in the morning. I pick my phone up, not wanting to know the time, when I see a vlive notification. Bang Christopher Chan, what are you doing up at this time?

I open the vlive and see Chan in his usual room reading chat from Stay. I start reading along with him and a lot of Stay is being concerned and considerate by asking Chan to take care of himself and go to bed.

(Chan reading chat)

"Chan go to sleep. Um, I always try, but it doesn't work. But umm, I'll try.

Go to sleep. Umm, I'll go to sleep when I want to go to sleep."

Ok Chan. If Stay can’t convince you to go to bed, then I can. We need you to be the best leader taking care of us and you can’t be that when you’re tired. I grab my phone, keys, and put on my jacket and shoes. I really don’t care if anyone sees me in my R2D2 pajamas. I love them.

I make my way down to the studio and my eyes are starting to get heavier and heavier. I can barely walk straight as if I had many shots of soju (an alcoholic Korean drink if anyone doesn’t know). I finally got down to the studio and knocked on all the doors trying to find Chan. Finally one room was unlocked and this happened to be the right one.

The bright lights seared my eyes like vampires to sunlight. “Hey Chane-hung.”

“Hey Y/n, what are you doing awake? You should be sleeping.”

“So should you.” I don’t know why my brain is so sassy when it’s tired. I face the back of Chan’s chair, put my arms around his shoulders in a hug and bury my face into his neck. “Stay says go to sleep, so go to sleep. They understand. Stay is the best. Stay knows your health is important. You can’t be the BEST LEADER if your brain is tired. Sleep chane-hung.” I was more of a cat than Soonie, Doongie, and Dori at that point with how I was rubbing my face into Chan’s neck trying to convince him to come to bed. Chan turned around and wrapped his strong arms around me and sat me in his lap like santa. He is so big that his arms envelope me like a cocoon of warmth. Like the feeling of Felix’s cookies melting in your mouth. His hugs are the best.

“I’ll come to bed if you try to go back to sleep, okay?”

“Okay Chan.” With me still in his lap like a Koala, Chan turned towards his computer.

“Alright Stay. I have to get this one back to bed, and then I’m going to bed too. Y/n. Do you want to get off me and then we can give Stay a hug?” I nodded, not having enough energy for words. “Okay.”

Chan slowly inched me off his lap and hovered his arms around me as I stood up, making sure I was not going to fall over. Chan then stood up and put one arm around me and leaned in towards the camera. “Thank you for tonight. BIG HUG STAY.” **WARMEST HUG** “Ok. Thank you, Stays. Thank you Baby Stays. And I’ll see you guys next time.” **cheak** (this is supposed to be the sound Chan makes when he does his wink, but I didn’t know how to describe it). Chan ends the vlive and turns around to face me. “I understand if you didn’t want to tell Stay why you’re awake, but do you trust me to tell me why you’re awake?”

This was the part I was afraid of. I know Chan would help me in any way he could, but I didn’t want to burden his already broad shoulders with my problems. At least not tonight. “Can we talk about it in the morning? I promise I won’t say no.” Chan nodded in understanding, but he decides to stand up and hug me and squeezes extra hard.

“You know you can talk to me about anything. I want to be there for you. To be your strength as you have been mine.” I nod into his chest trying to keep my tears at bay. Chan pulls away but keeps me at arms length giving me that reassuring smile that will always mean the world to me. Chan packs up his laptop and we both walk out of the studio hoping to fall into dreamland soon.

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missgeniality · 10 months

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Siyaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Hoe are you doing???!?!!????

I just reread the strip lawyer and omggg your mind!!!!!!! Lemme kisss OMGGGGGGGG LIKE HOW CAN YOU WRITE SOMETHING SO DELICIOUS I CAN DIEE REREADING TAHT FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

On that note can you give me a peak , or perhaps just warning tags, of any of your wips with other sexy ass smut please?????? I just want to know what you're thinking next cause ksurjekssllsworbkeslslslsllslsls every time i read your fics my brain is like omg what was she thinking 🧐😯🧐

Thank you and i really hope you have a blessed day today for making me so giiddy this early in the morning.

P.s. pls tell me where you read manga and watch anime and some spicy and sweet recommendations please.

I love comedy and I have never watched anime. I don't like action though. Just something lighthearted (and a bit raunchy if possible) to keep me entertained hehe.

AAAAHHHHH IVVYYY I can't believe you could reread a fic of mine and still find it enjoyable, that is the biggest compliment, thank you so muuuccchhhh 🥺🥺🥺🥺 <3

WIP... I have only two at the moment... one is stigma... that has been going on for 2 years now (insert a pic of mine completely ashamed of myself) - that doesn't really have much smut, and there is more of a plot in that. Hence, the porn monster in me is having difficulty finishing it ehehehe 🐥 another one is a part of keynote! i have some ideas, im still thinking it through, but THAT will be smut galoorreeee! i want them to try new things, i want hoseok to push his own boundaries along with yn's, so that will be fun to write :3 I'm so happy you're looking forward to them, I will drop snippets when I get time to write them eheheh <3 Thank you so much for making my weekend with your kind wordsss 💓

So manga, I usually use https://mangatoto.net/, I find most of the ones I read over there. Anime I usually just go to Netflix and watch whatever is there, but you can also use gogoanime to watch whatever you want!

Comedy and raunchy... I will drop the manga's I've read recently, they should fit your taste ehehehe they're mostly erotica + cute romcom!

DISCLAIMER: A lot of manga get discontinued often, so I can't guarantee these are all completed!

Oshiete Kudasai Fujishima-san - this is GOOD. Consent is great, the male lead is hot, the sex is actually really good and not the same scene repeated 50 times! But... the female lead... this one comment sums it up:

(Rio being the female lead) But I still recommend it!

2. Hapi Mari - This one is really nice! I like the character dynamics, it is not super explicit but the characters are sketched out pretty well. Slightly dumber female lead, but its not as bad as the previous one!

3. Osananajimi Bartender to Hajimeru Kaikan Lesson - short I think, the art style is not to my liking. But the characters are so nice, and the side characters are sweet! And they have this 'cocktail language' that is very cutely used hehe, good read! And CONSENT!!!

4. Tada no Renai nanka de Kikkonai: Kojirase Joushi to Fetish na Buka (We Can't Do Just Plain Love: She's Got a Fetish, Her Boss Has Low Self-Esteem) - The title is pretty funny lmaoooo and I love this manga the most of them all!! This female lead is TO DIE FOR. The concept of this manga is really fun, so this is honestly such a hidden gem. I highly recommend this.

5. Talk To Me - this is actually a manhwa, so the art style takes some time to get used to. Also a little slow, not much happens each chapter, but its a very cute light-hearted read, smexy smexy though! The 2 couples are written very well, so I am currently enjoying this quite a bit ehehe

As for anime, my recommendation of Kaichou Wa Maid Sama still stands!! It's a good anime, and the manga left me in tears <3 Other than that, here are some of my favs that fit your taste (none of these are erotica like the mangas, but they're still very funny):

The Disastrous Life Of Saiki Kusuo (deadpan humour, love it)

Gintama (this is my fav anime of all time, but it has fighting in it as well)

Great Teacher Onizuka

The Way of the Househusband

Ouran High School Host Club (!!!)

Food Wars (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Monthly Girls' Nozaki Kun (so so cute and funny)

Haven't you heard? I'm Sakamoto

Wotakoi (extremely cute and very light hearted, office romance)

Kaguya-sama: Love Is War (!!!!!)

*deep breath* That is all from me LOOLLL I'm sorry I laid out a huge ass list but I was too excited to talk about my recs. I hope you enjoy them, please tell me what you think of them once you read/watch them!! Thank you once again for sending me this sweet ask <3

#ivy strikes again #melting like butter under saharan sun #beauty moots #siya's house of cards #queue and i

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saint-gerard-of-arc · 3 years

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Forgive me being unapologetically in love with u 🥺❤️

Skshkdshdhdk ily too 👉💕💝💓💗💕💕💝💞💗👈

#witchy's ask booth #we might as well make it official. can I say I have a russian spy as my gf?#you can tell people your s/o is a mafia associate #skdhjffk that's so dumb lmao I'm sorry #unless?#btw fuck me I'm procrastinating so much I'm so nervous about posting the fic for some reason #I have never hesitated so much. I'm nervous!!! ahhhhh #and by dedicating my time to the finishing touches of the fic I forgot completely about everything else #and I've been forgetting about asks and tags I'm so overwhelmed by nothing all of a sudden #without counting all the fics I want to read bc you guys deserve all the support #I tried making a moodboard. spent hours researching pics. then I decided it wasn't working out so I scrapped the idea #I mean I *could* draw a cover art of some sort I have some pictures in mind. but at the same time aaaahhhhh I want to post it #only then I can be truly free but what if I don't want to be free???#oh the duality of man #I am sp sorry for rambling I literally don't know what's going on I'm in a weird place mentally rn #it might be the sleep deprivation #me: tonight I'm going to bed early #also me: stays up till three am for the third day in a row 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️#now I understand why I've been called Tommy I'm literally sabotaging myself with every step I make #anyway I really really need to go now and I might need a break from interaction so sorry if I haven't/won't reply to anyone #in the next like. 48 hours? but I need to get a fucking grip here

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dream-a-little-longer-1 · 2 years

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AAAAHHHHH I just finished reading MTP manga and went straight to tags. I FOUND YOU AND WENT BINGE TO YOUR WORK (If I'm dreaming, let me dream on is my favourite) thank you so much for your work! 🥰 I do pole dance mainly for fitness and bonding with my mom. May I ask for headcanon for headcanon for William and Albert w/ female!reader who do pole dance for fun? It's fine if you're not comfortable writing it. No pressure! 🥰

Hello!!! (✿^‿^)

Oh my!!!thank u for your compliments!!!im so happy you enjoyed my writing!it seriously helps me move through the day,seeing you guys like my writing,thank u

ohhhh!this is an interesting idea actually...but I must admit i dunno much about pole dancing much except the stuff i saw in movies...all i know is that you def have a hella body eh? *Wink*

I decided to write this in modern au, since i have no idea if pole dance was a thing back then or not?

Anyways!i hope you enjoy this one as well!!

here we go!! (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

｡*ﾟ✿*.✧｡*ﾟ✿*.✧｡*ﾟ✿*.✧｡*ﾟ✿*.✧｡*ﾟ✿*.✧｡*

Albert

•Albert is used to seeing you in the gym or out running with your mother

•it was on one of your runs out that you met him actually

•Albert usually would take a walk on the beach,to ease his mind

•he remembers the day he'd met you,it was particularly a very bad day

•he'd woken up early that day from a nightmare he couldn't even remember

•so he went out to clear his head

•you were out with your mother, exercising as usual when you sae him

•your smile was bright as you invited him to exercise with you

•and Albert's heart felt at ease with your beautiful smiles and friendly attitude

•ever since then,Albert would come see you wherever you were

• "I'm gonna be at gym if you need me :3"

•your text read,his lips curling up slightly

•Albert puts on his shoes and grabs his coat

•but when he enters the gym

•he comes face to face with your upsidedown form

• "uh...what are you doing?"

• "oh!Albert! you're here!!!"

•and when you stretch slightly

•your eyes shining so brightly

•he finds himself smiling in awe

•his eyes wondering around your form

• "you didnt tell me you could do this."

•you grin

•that devilish grin

• "why?you wanted a private show?"

•and when Albert groans and blushes madly

•you laugh,and his heart swoons

William

•William does exercise,but he's more fan of reading and studying

•after you two started dating,he took after exercising a bit more

•but watching you do your thing

•with your eyes shining,you hair pushed back slightly from your forehead

•he smiles silently to himself

•somedays later when he wakes up alone in your shared bedroom

•he scratches his blonde hair,and reaches out for him phone

• the words 'new message from Love :£' makes him blink a few times,his eyes taking some time to adjust to the sudden light

• "call me when you wake up ;)"

•it only takes few rings before you answer

• "hey babe!!!you should totally come to gym today!"

• "do i have to now."

•but even before hearing your reply,he puts on a new t-shirt and grabs his keys

• "Liam c'mon! I'll be waiting!"

•William smiles and get out of the house

•the gym has a private part,that you and your mother would usually practice together

•so when he enters the room,he doesnt know why it shocks him that you're hanging from a metal bar

•you grin,staring at every single one of his reactions

•William,on the inside is having a mid life crisis

•on the outside,he merely raised one eyebrow and moves to stand next to you

• "i find myself being surprised by you each day..."

•you only laugh in delight and move your stupidly gorgeous body closer to his

• "like what you see?"

•William smirks

• "very."

#moriarty the patriot x reader #moriarty the patriot fanfic #william james moriarty x reader #albert james moriarty x reader #ask #moriarty the patriot

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just-random-obsessions · 4 years

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Funny Moments In Thor The Dark World

Find Thor 1 here

Find Avengers 1 here

This is the second part of me watching all three thor movies and the avengers movie and comparing the humor pre-ragnarok to the humor in the 3rd Thor movie. And, as before, I’m writing this on my computer where the I and U keys don’t work so sorry for any spelling mistakes.

Tag List: @nikkoliferous @fyrecrafted @lokijiro @miskiett @darthxerik @icyxmischief @iamanartichoke @juliabohemian @official-and-unstable-satan @melodylnoelle @just-another-human-2019 @fandomsfanfiction @mentallydatingahotcelebrity @cateyes315 @burningarbiterheart @imnotacreepijustlikeyou @usedtobegoodfriend96 @alexakeyloveloki

Official-and-unstable-satan and fandomsfanfiction weren’t tagged sry

Anyone who wants to be added/removed to the tag list please let me know! and if I missed someone please also let me know. Sorry this post is so long

~ “Hello Mother. Have I made you proud?”

~ “Please don’t make things worse” “Define worse”

~ “I really don’t see what all the fuss is about”

~ “Just like you”

~ *That smile!!!!*

~ “I’ve got this completely under control!” “Is that why everything’s on fire?”

~ *About the Scary MonsterTM: “All yours”

~ *Thor says hi to the Big Scary MonsterTM*

~ “I accept your surrender”

~ “Anyone else?” *All the people simultaneously: NOPE*

~ “Perhaps next time we should START with the big one”

~ *Odin obviously shipping Thor and Jane* (idk I got a kick out of this)

~ *Jane awkwardly avoiding her date*

~ *Date: hi*

~ *Him awkwardly talking about his ex*

~ “And the fact that she kept sleeping with other men” “NO!”

~ *Darcy being mistaken for a waitress*

~ *Darcy mouthing “Cute” to Jane about Richard*

~ *Darcy embarrassing Jane by talking about Thor*

~ “Is there a point to all of this cause there REALLY needs to be a point to all of this”

~ “That’s what I said!”

~ “That’s what I did!”

~ “He’s not interested” “I’m interested” (Am I the only one who feels like his awkwardness was actually kinda cute?)

~ “He’s my intern.” “You have an intern?”

~ *Intern is fucking adorable like Richard*

~ “I have totally mastered driving in London!” *Has not mastered it at all*

~ *Selvig running around Stonehenge naked*

~ *Darcy keeps calling Ian ‘Intern’*

~ *Darcy calls Jane cause she didn’t wanna shout*

~ God I fucking love Darcy she’s so criminally underrated

~ “I am not getting stabbed in the name of science”

~ “It’s okay, we’re Americans!” “Is that supposed to make them like us?”

~ “We’re scientists-well I am” “Thanks”

~ “That doesn’t seem right”

~ “I wanna throw something! Jane give me your shoe!”

~ *Jane ignores Darcy*

~ “Give me your shoe”

~ “Were those the car keys?”

~ *Ian’s face when he realizes he threw the car keys to another planet*

~ *If you have to bury so many people then you’re doing something wrong you hot dumb fuck* (I mean that’s basically what Heimdall said right?)

~ “Typical” *after being left behind while Jane goes to talk to her boyfriend*

~ *Jane! Love of my life and most talented and beautiful person in the world oh how I love yo-SLAP*

~ “As excuses go, its not terrible”

~ “I know” “You do?” “Do what?”

~ *Darcy interrupts the KissTM*

~ “Um I’m pretty sure we are getting arrested”

~ “How’s space?” “Space is fine”

~ “He’s my intern… My intern’s intern”

~ “Holy shit!” (after Jane went up in the Bifrost)

~ *Heimdall calmly dodges the car*

~ “We have to do that again”

~ “Hello”

~ “What’s that?”

~ “It’s a soul forge” *No I’m pretty sure that’s a quantum field generator*

~ *Jane being ready to fight Odin for comparing her to a goat*

~ “You told your dad about me?”

~ “It must be so inconvenient, them asking about me day and night”

~ “Please meet my mother” *Jane shies away from Thor*

~ Loki casually tossing the thingamajig in the air like the cute little shit he is

~ Lord, he’s so damn pretty

~ *Kurse being like: Lol I ain’t touchin’ that boy with a ten foot pole*

~ “It’s as if they resent being in prison”

~ “There’s no pleasing some creatures”

~ *Loki calmly reading a book while all Hel breaks loose*

~ “You have my word that no harm will come to yo-” nvm bitch die

~ *THAT look between Sif and Jane*

~ *Frigga immediately seeing through Odin’s bs lies*

~ *Heimdall: I have defeated the big space ship!! The bigger one behind him: Bitch you thought*

~ “WITCH!!!!” *Now I know who Loki gets his amazing aforementioned smile from*

~ *Selvig using shoes to explain complicated science*

~ *Selvig then using pencils*

~ “Any questions?” “Yeah, can I have my shoe back?”

~ “What’s SHIELD?” “It’s a secret”

~ *Darcy’s cute af face when she sees that Selvig is in the mental hospital*

~ “Are you sure you wouldn’t just rather punch your way out?”

~ *Loki shapeshifting into the guard*

~ “Mmm Brother, you look ravishing”

~ “Costumes a bit much”

~ “So tight!”

~ “I can FEEL the righteousness surging!!”

~ “HEY wanna have a rousing discussion about truth?”

~ “Honor?”

~ “Patriotism?”

~ “GOD BLESS AMERICA!”

~ “At last. A little common sens-”Bitch are you really fucking kidding me? (What do you mean that’s not what he said?)

~ “I thought you liked tricks”

~ “I’m Loki, you may have heard of-” SLAP

~ “That was for New York”

~ “I like her”

~ *Loki gazing lovingly at Jane in the background*

~ “Betray him, and I’ll kill you.” “It’s good to see you too Sif”

~ “If you even think about betraying him-” “You’ll kill me? Evidently there will be a line”

~ “I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.” “I said how hard can it be?”

~ “Whatever your doing brother I suggest you do it faster.” “Shut up Loki

~ “You must’ve missed something.” “I didn’t, I’m pressing every button on this thing”

~ “Well don’t hit it. Just press it, gently.” “I aM pReSsInG iT gEnTlY AND ITS NOT WORKING!!!”

~ *Thor starts slamming buttons and it starts working*

~ *Volstagg: Oh fighting is much fun- OH SHIT IM FALLING!! HELP!!!*

~ “I think you missed a column.” “Shut up”

~ “Why don’t you let me take over? I’m clearly the best pilot”

~ *Bitch I’m the one who can actually fly*

~ “Oh dear. Is she dead?”

~ *Thor knocks over a column* “Not a word”

~ “Now they’re following us”

~ “Now they’re firing at us”

~ “Yes thank you for the commentary Loki, it’s not at all distracting”

~ “Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather”

~ *Seriously, whoever wrote the escape scene is a genius!!!*

~ *Loki yelling at Thor about how thIs was a bad idea you dumb fuck- wait wtf are you doing AAAAHHHHH!!!!1*

~ “You lied to me. I’m impressed”

~ *That smile again snfnejaihfeqrqrsbdsalxdjewonjfeq*

~ “For Asgard!” YEET

~ “Nothing personal boys!”

~ “If it were easy, everyone would do it”

~ “Are you mad?” “Possibly”

~ “TADAAA”

~ “Oh yeah, my father. Eric Selvig”

~ “And these” “yeah… those”

~ “How did you find me?” “You were naked on television”

~ “I don’t get paid enough. I don’t get paid at all”

~ “What’s happening? Birds? Birds are happening?”

~ “All right are you ready?” “I am”

~ *phone rings* “It’s not me”

~ “Why are there so many shoes in here?”

~ “I’ll just text her”

~ “So who’s Richard?”

~ *Thor hanging his hammer on a coat hanger*

~ “Where are your pants?” “Oh he says it helps him think”

~ “Loki is dead” “Oh thank God!”

~ “Better get my pants”

~ “Do you even know what these things do?” “No” “…Neither do I”

~ “Ooh get the guy with the sword!”

~ “Oops”

~ *Ian’s high-pitched scream*

~ *Does car insurance cover My Car Was Sucked Into Another Planet Due To A Cosmic Event That Only Occurs Once Every 5000 Years or no?*

~ *Thor and Malekith fighting between worlds and poor little Mjolnir trying to keep up*

~ *The two of them against windows*

~ *AAAHHH*

~ *Awww! Look at the cute little Jotunheim monster! He’s so adorable I wanna pet him so much!’

~ *Darcy and Ian kissing after he saved her life*

~ “Darcy?” “Jane!” “Ian?” “Selvig.”

~ “Myuh Myuh!!”

~ *Thor ends up on the subway*

~ *The girl taking 50 photos*

~ *Thor and the woman colliding into eachother*

~ “I’ve come to accept your surrender”

~ *Malekith gets crushed by his own ship. Now that’s some lovely karma right there*

~ *Darcy and Ian go back to kissing*

~ “He kinda committed treason on our way out” oops

~ Jotunheim Puppy chasing birds

Wow I’m so sorry this was so long. But guess what? It’s gonna get even longer. Sorry, again.

So one of the differences between the first and second Thor movies is that Thor 2 has humor in the climax whereas Thor 1 doesn’t. This is because of the differences with who is the villain. In Thor 1, Thor is having to fight his brother. To quote Avengers, they “played together and fought together” for several millennia. Of course there’s not going to be any humor in it cause there shouldn’t be. The climax at the end of the movie isn’t supposed to be some epic battle between the forces of Good TM and Bad TM. It’s supposed to be tragic that he’s having to fight his own brother because Loki lost his mind due to so many factors. The last joke in the film is “You’re an amazon liar brother, always have been” “It’s good to have you back”. There’s nothing else till the end credit scene. That’s because Kenneth Branagh knew that this was supposed to be viewed at as being sad a hopeless, not some awesome upbeat battle.

Thor 2 on the other hand, is exactly that. Thor has known Malekith for.. what? 2 days? Maybe 3? His relationship and dynamic with Malekith is different than with his brother. To Thor, this is just another enemy attacking Asgard. And I’m not sure whether this was intentional or not (because I remember reading somewhere how Allen Taylor had a bitch of a time in the editing process so I think the movie came out different than he intended) but the lack of any personal relationship will Malekith means the film can make really funny jokes and still have it fit with the film. If anything, I might even argue that the humor helped the film to maintain a very nice positive vibe. Idk I can’t think of the right words to explain it but the jokes actually fit the film very well.

However, then we move on to Ragnarok. With Ragnarok, Thor is fighting his sister. While (just like Malekith) he has only known her for two days, that still doesn’t take away the fact that he is having to fight his sibling. And I’m not a film director but if I had the option of approaching this situation and taking it the Thor 1 route or the the Thor 2 route, I’d go with Thor 1. Because it’s actually incredibly tragic that Hela has been driven to insanity like Loki (though ok a different level) due to Odin’s shitty parenting. She is the horrible way she is because Odin made her that way. And that could’ve been an AMAZINGLY complex story with the audience feeling so much sympathy for Hela like we did with Loki in Thor 1, but the narrative just falls flat for two reasons. 1) Taika admitted he didn’t want the film to be emotionally complex so 2) The humor in the climax completely detracts from the seriousness of the situation.

Also, some side notes: Yes, this is edited from the original. I accidentally deleted everything and then had to go back and add everything back in. So I also had to re-tag people too. And I also added a bit more explanation at the end. I meant to do so when I originally posted but it never got done till now. Sry. Also sry that it’s so long

#dr badass jane foster #anti ragnarok #anti thor ragnarok #my meta #thor the dark world #thor 2 #thor #loki

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princess-of-riviaa · 4 years

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Aaand here I am again. What a chapter, Sweet Jesus! I was reading and I swear to all that's holy, my brain was like: 'Shit, he's fucked.' 'Oh, he actually went back.' 'Awww So sweet of him to remember that.' 'OMG! He keeps tabs on him.' 'WHAT THE FUCK???.' Yeah! I'm still shocked. That reader of yours is a thing from another world entirely. I'm so glad I decided to give it a shot to this story. So glad. Also I realized I never asked you to be tagged in your stuff. So, would you gimme the honour?

AAAAHHHHH you have no idea what this message made me feel!!! 🥰 seriously, giving thought for thought feedback on a piece to the author is literally crack 😂 you’re making me wanna write a whole ass book if you’ll leave comments like this!

And of course! I’d love to add you to my tag list 💙

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impracticaldemon · 5 years

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Hot Shower

by impracticaldemon for @colivara a wonderful artist & Shingen fan ~ thank you for sharing your art and ideas! ~

fandom: Ikemen Sengoku character: Takeda Shingen (Shingen x MC) words: ~1650 [also on AO3] rating: M+ (explicit)

He never lost sight of the fact that he was going back to the Sengoku, five hundred years in the past. His people needed him, for one thing, and he’d promised Yukimura, for another. But that was no reason not to appreciate the present—or rather, the future, as he invariably called it when they were alone. And Takeda Shingen, the indomitable Tiger of Kai, appreciated showers.

“You aren’t out of hot water yet?”

The shower curtain was immediately drawn back, revealing a lot of very sudsy Shingen, and an inviting smile. The smile was just a bonus, though—the truth was that everything about him was inviting, from his broad shoulders, to the hard, muscled planes of his chest and abs, to his glorious, long, long legs, and strong, welcoming arms. And as for in between… She found herself crossing the short distance from the door to the bath despite her implied admonishment about the water.

“I’m not out of hot water—and it’s lovely to have you back early from your errands.”

Heedless of her light summer dress, he wrapped a large hand around the back of her head and pulled her mouth up to his, his other hand gently gripping her upper bicep so that she wouldn’t fall. His lips were wet, and water trickled down onto her face as she returned the kiss, at first allowing him to claim her, and then actively welcoming his tongue with her own. They stood like that for some time—she wasn’t sure how long—and by the time they had to pause to breathe, it was an effort not to cling to him, despite the warm spray that would inevitably soak her clothing.

“Are you getting out soon?” The question sounded a little needier than she’d intended, especially since she was panting, but who cared? They knew each other, and there was no need for pretense, especially when he constantly reminded her how much he adored everything about her, including her passion for him.

“No—instead…” His lips caressed her ear, and then the curve of her neck, sending trickles of water and pleasure along her flushed skin. Drawing her closer, his hands busied themselves with the buttons and belt of her dress, and she was forced to brace herself against him—and then to grip his lean waist and hips—to save her precarious balance.

As each button came free in turn, warm water trickled and splashed over her skin, and down between her breasts, like a second, intimate caress. The light cotton of the dress soon clung to her skin, and once Shingen had undone enough buttons to be able to free her, he still had to peel the material down off her shoulders, and over her hips. She swallowed hard, and then moaned, when his strong hands roughly palmed, and then pinched, the now swollen, sensitive tips of her breasts through the damp lace of her pretty bra.

She didn’t protest—may even have encouraged him—when he finally lifted her bodily into the shower with him before removing the last of her clothing. Her skin was completely flushed with arousal now, and she licked water from her lips in anticipation, as well as to watch desire flare even more clearly in his admiring, lust-filled gaze. She loved that he allowed her to see his real thoughts and emotions, these days, instead of playing the role of hedonist seducer.

At first, she nuzzled at his chest, and let her hands to roam over his back, and very fine backside, while they enjoyed the feeling of their bodies against each other, and revelled in the hot water now splashing down freely over them both. Then they kissed again, fervently, although that didn’t last long once he began to stroke the folds between her legs with strong, sure fingers, his other hand cupping and squeezing her ass to keep her upright against him. Her mouth broke from his with a breathy moan of desire, and after taking one last, deep, forceful kiss from her, he allowed her to lean against him while he slid first one, and then a second finger inside her tight opening. As much as she wanted to return the pleasure—and the teasing—her knees were starting to buckle, and she kept losing concentration. His breath, almost as rough as hers, brushed at her ear, and heightened sensation. She was wet through and through, now, and the water had little to do with it.

“Shin-gen…”

“Yes, my princess?”

“Now—now would be good…” She was gasping, moaning, utterly lost to his touch.

“Oh? And what would be good—now?” He paused in his ministrations to admire her, and then caught her off-guard by turning her away from him, and forcing her to brace herself against the tiled wall. She whined at the cold touch of ceramic on her hot skin, but his body was against hers immediately, one hand curling around a breast, the other stroking skillfully at her clit. When his tongue and teeth discovered the shell of her ear, and then her neck, she found herself writhing desperately into his fingers, which also meant sliding wetly against the hard, thick shaft that pressed into her back and ass. His grip tightened on her. “Who knew a shower could be so much fun, angel-mine?” he murmured in honeyed, sensual tones that somehow caused the impossibly hot tension in her core to heat further.

You did—even though you’re new to showers. He loved exciting her into heady passion—loved her—and it didn’t surprise her at all that he was able to surprise her in this way. Normally he would take his time, and allow her to revel in being overwhelmed by sensation—or to kindle greater sensation in him—but something in the very pace of this unexpected encounter had her blood singing in her ears, and her nerves alight. I’m very, very wet, she thought, and then laughed aloud at the oh-so-obvious, not-so-funny joke.

“Shingen… Please? Nnngghhh… Aaaahhhhh….” She gasped, as he pinched one taut nipple, hard, and then moaned loudly—lewdly, wantonly—as he guided himself into her, filling her, stretching her, and then pulling back only to thrust in even deeper. Immensely strong, muscular arms supported and trapped her, even as her knees weakened, and she had to lean more and more against the wall, propped against her hands and one burning cheek. It took her a moment to fully register that Shingen was talking to her, both reassuring and commanding, his voice a little darker, a little lower than before.

“I’ll carry you to bed—after… Right now, I want you just where you are, so you’d better hang on for me, do you understand, sweet princess?”

“Nnnnghhh—yes—so close—Shin-gen!” The slick walls of her core were tight around his shaft—tight and clenching in quick pulses that were bringing both of them to completion.

The arm around her hips tightened again, and then he was thrusting upwards into her hard and fast, forcing her to bend and press her ass further into his hips to accommodate him. Their bodies were slick with mingled sweat and water, and if the water was beginning to cool, she didn’t notice. The blood was roaring in her ears now as she started to come.

“That’s it, angel, sing for me—that’s it, now…”

One hand slid between her legs again, pressing hard, and then two wet fingers began to stroke the sensitized, sensitive folds over and around her clit. When his calloused fingertips finally moved inward to rub at that tight, engorged bundle of nerves directly, she moaned loudly, and then cried out, unable to hold back, as the demanding, unbearable touch made her beg for both stimulation and surcease all in one breath. Moments later, orgasm crashed over her, and her body spasmed and twisted against the bruising force that continued to claim her from behind. She rocked back and forth over his hot, hard length, hips moving convulsively, tongue licking unnoticed at dry lips, eyes closed, and head back, the tile hard and cool under her clutching hands. Just as she started to tumble back into awareness, gasping and trembling, she felt Shingen reach his own climax, and could only moan softly in shared ecstasy as he rode her hard to its conclusion. He was a brilliant lover, and strong enough to catch and hold her, even though he should be wrung out himself.

The water was definitely cool now, but that was a blessing, as she leaned against the wall, still held snugly, though less tightly, in Shingen’s arm. Slowly, the roaring in her ears faded, although she was still panting like a runner after a challenging, satisfying race.

“So good… Shingen…” she managed at last. “But…what… what have you been reading up on this time?!”

After a few moments, Shingen reluctantly withdrew, and turned her to face him, smoky grey eyes bright and full of love. He ran his thumb along her jaw.

“Showers, of course—I was looking into showers.” He smiled at her, his eyebrows raising just a fraction, just enough to suggest things. “Let me take you to bed now, princess. I think I understand showers well enough at present, and while they can be very satisfying, a bed is still best for what I have in mind.”

“I think you’ll have to carry me,” she murmured, heat rising in her skin again despite everything.

He only laughed, which was fair, since he’d already lifted her into his arms, and was dabbing at both of them very inefficiently with the nearest towel. She took it from him, and did her best to at least blot most of the water from their hair and shoulders. The rest would have to wait on other things.

[END]

tags: @shell-senji @nalufever @ieyasukenshinsandwich @alloveroliver (still working on my M+ stuff, did not post on ffn lol!) @luallice @kouei116 @vespeshadowmoon @yum-chan @cherryb0mb79

#ikesen #ikesen fanfiction #takeda shingen #lemon #impracticaldemon #imp writes #no plot required

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moonraccoon-exe · 5 years

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Happy Halloween, lovely coonie! ♥🎃♥ I just wanted to drop by and send you my eternal thank you's for all the support you've given this month, and the amazing words that have put huge smiles on my face. On top of hoping you have some fun, spooktacular times (with yummy Halloween treats, of course)! You are truly wonderful ♥

*GASPS SO LOUDLY IT CHOKES AND ASPHYXIATES*

*MOONRACCOON.EXE HAS CRASHED*

KALSDJ AKLFJAKLSDJ ASLKGJASKLDJAGL KADJGKALJFASK

NOCT GLAIVE SENPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*COMBUSTING AND SHORT CIRCUITING AND DESPERATELY FLAILING ON THE GROUND WHILE SCREAMING*

OMG IT’S NOCTGLAIVE SENPAI ZOMG ZOMG WHAT DO I SAY OMG NO I’M FREAKING OUT PLS HALEP ME I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO HANDLE THIS SITUATION I WAS VISITED EARLIER BY SOLARIS SENPAI AND NOW NOCTGLAIVE SENPAI IS HERE!?!? ZOMG WHATISHAPPENING IS TODAY SENPAI DAY BECAUSE HOLYFUCKINGSHIT I FEEL SPECIAL AND LOVED AND SENPAIS NOTICED ME AKSLDJKLA ALKJDAF

*DROWNS*

LEMME...HNNHFG...l-lemme just- add a pretty keep reading right h-here...a-aah...

*LOUD INHA- NO- *SMACKS SELF WITH NEWSPAPER* I��M NOT GONNA FREAK OUT.

*squeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk*

Noctglaive senpaaaaaaaaaaai ;A;

You called me so many nice, sweet things, wished me a happy halloween, and sent my your thanks ALL IN ONE ASK??? HOW- HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REACT OMDOGHNJF OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;A;

*CRIES*

OMG METTY SENPAI I’M SO OVERWHELMED, THANK YOU SO MUCH, I REALLY DON’T KNOW HOW TO SAY THANKS ENOUGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ;_____________;

oKAY, okay, by parts:

AAAAHHHHH, Metty senpai, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! Thank you so much for dropping by to say such a thing (and calling me “lovely” aklsjdakldjgaklfj aklgdjadklfjagd), it was unexpected and really exciting to read your ask!!

Thank you so much for saying thanks ;u; You’re welcome! And thanks to you for reading the tags, and for dropping by to say thanks. I think I’ve already told you, but it means a lot to me that you read the tags; words have no sense if no one reads them, so thanks for not letting them go to the void and giving them sense. And thank you evenmore for saying thanks!!!

Such gesture is so kind and talks so nicely about you. I’m so, so happy to know that you read my comments and that you liked them

But I also know you understand, because that’s you; besides incredibly skilled and a phenomenal artist, a wonderful and incredible hooman with nice understanding and kindness. Thank you so much for taking so much value in my comments even when I haven’t done it in all your artworks. That you’re patient and value what I’ve said really means a lot to me :’)

So yeh. I really love your art a lot and I think your skills with ink and art is truly something and most times I have no idea how to express it enough. Just...nnhnghng *FURIOUSLY BLUSHES* thank you so much for sharing your wonderful art with us, senpai. I...I feel so lucky to get to see your stuff!!

So yeh. Thanks a lot to you too, and you’re welcome :’)

AND YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!! A FUN SPOOKTACULAR TIME!!! MACCOONIE DRESSED UP AS A MOOGLE FOR TUMBLR TRICK OR TREAT SO IT’S FOR SURE GOING TO HAVE A FUN TIME!!

SPOOKTACULAR IS THE BEST WORD I’VE EVER HEARD AND I WANT TO THANK YOU AND HUG YOUR LEG FOR THAT WORD, GAWDS BLESS ALKSDJLDAKGJA SPOOTACULAR

IMMA MAKE SURE TO HAVE A SPOOKTACULAR NIGHT!! AND YOSH, FULL OF YUMMY TREATS AND SNUGGLES!!! (╯✧▽✧)╯

TRICK OR TREAT, METTY SENPAI!!! ( ´ ▽ ` )

H-hnhngngng....a-aah.....thank you...so much as well for saying that I’m wonderful...h-hnngg...taht is...such a big compliment, and and and I’m so excited it u who says that HNHNNFGHNFGNHFGNHFG (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

A-AAH....YOU ARE...WONDERFUL TOO!!!!

*drops on it sback and short circuits*

I want to wish you a good day or night but I ded

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thickskinandelasticheart · 7 years

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so since there’s a lot of hate on tumblr lately i decided to make this blog. basically this is how it works: message me something you like about another blog (try to make your message long and fluffy and cheesy as fuck bc thats cute) i will tag whoever you message me about in the post so they can see it and love you forever (◕‿◕✿)

Okay I waited a long time to do this but here it is:

I’ve been on tumblr for a while and part of a few fandoms, but never like this! The skamily truly feels like a community, and especially for me the yousana fandom has been such a WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE and I’ve found some GREAT friends through it that I’m so grateful for:

Let’s start with my yousana gc buddies cause of course, carrot trash squad owns my “HORT” :P

@cheekyeven: thank you for creating this gc love, you brought us all together and even though I know you regret it everyday (you love us deep down I know it) your nooreva content gives me life and you make awesome gifs!

@sanaflowers: the latecomer but LIFE OF THE PARTY! maaaan you are the funniest and nicest girl ever, cutie with a meme face extraordinaire and I love your yousana edits so much!

@smoothyousef: SHITPOSTING GURU! lmao the popular one even tho she acts like she aint, with the most hilarious crack edits, but like you’re talented at everything? Videos, gifs, fics, text posts, like what can’t you do? Oh yeah, you can’t get Karl to DIE lol

@yossiacar: ANNA BANANA!! The sweetest of the bunch, literally looks like a DOLL (also fashion icon I LOVE HER STYLE) and pretty much no one can compare to her gif skills, the coloring, the scene selection like I will NEVER be over this edit she made for me, it’ll be 70 years and I’ll still be reblogging that masterpiece

@iamacolor: MY YOUSANA SOULMATE! The first one I interacted with and the one who gets me the most! I love love love all your fics, and your get to know the balloon squads edit are the BEST thing ever. Also, you’re literally HAIR GOALS. basically my super pretty, kind, sometimes dead (sorry I had to!) friend

and now for my tumblr buddies:

@thesuncameout24: our initial messages used to be just caps of us screaming about the latest yousana scene and that’s like #friendship goals right there haha, but I love talking to you and all your fics are simply amazing

@rumaan: one of my absolute favorite people in the fandom and the one I’m happiest to have stumbled upon during season 4! thank you soooo much, for all the conversations, for the fanfiction that seems like you read my mind while writing them since they are exactly how I always pictured yousana and you capture that so effortlessly and for just being you

@bloosana: for your wonderful yousana gifsets! your wonderful text posts with just the right about of petty and dragging of s4 lol, and your LOVELY, LOVELY fics, seriously, never over the wedding fic aaaahhhhh!

@storiesfromtheden: we started talking after the show ended lol but still so glad, cause you’re the fix it fic we ALL NEED and doing the Lord’s work

@skampoc: FOR SAVING MY LIFE EVERYDAY BY FILLING MY DASH WITH THEIR GORGEOUS NOT WHITEWASHED POC GIFSETS. honestly one of my absolute favorite blogs here, we’re basically salt mates at this point and I would just like to say, their coloring, ideas and just the entire blog is a masterpiece

@altfordeg: I dragged you into the show and you ended up changing your url ahaha, but basically my buddy who flails over foreign shows with me, be it turkish or norwegian, and also makes GREAT EDITS and it just as salty about all the same things

@nothesc: last but definitely NOT the least. s4 would not have been as fun and wonderful without your stories love, you’re incredibly talented and truly made the yousana fandom soooo happy every time with your fics and you’re so sweet, nice and humble too. love you loads!

and so many more so thank you to everyone!

#skam #positivity #carrot trash squad #all my fave blogs

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multigoddamntrash · 7 years

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20 questions tag

Tagged by: @bambamisaboomyinmypants (AAAAHHHHH)

Nicknames: None

Gender: Female

Star sign: Capricorn

Height: 5 foot 3?

Time rn: 10:50 pm

Last thing I googled: Thomas Brodie-Sangster

Favourite bands: BTS, EXO, GOT7, (in that order)

Favourite soloists: Agust D

Song stuck in my head: BOOMBAYAH

Last movie I watched: Clueless

Last show I watched: (I hope anime counts) Attack on Titan

When did you create your blog? 2016

What do you post: Kpop and Percy Jackson crap

When did your blog reach it’s peak? I think it’s on it’s way there

Do you have other blogs? @drawing25-8 (my art blog)

Do you get asks regularly? No >:( (take a hint fam)

Why did you choose your url? Literally all my favorite characters died at some point.

Posts: A little under 500

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Pokemon: No idea, because I have no frikkin clue what its about

Fave colours: All tbh, but I prefer black

Average hours of sleep: 7

Lucky numbers: 7, 14

Favourite characters: Nico di Angelo

What am I wearing now? Pjs

How many blankets do you sleep with? ALL OF THEM

Dream job: Architect or professional artist

Dream trip: Greece, Tokyo, Seoul

I tagged: @spacebilance @xtaeful @childof-olympus

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killedbydeth · 7 years

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Music shuffle thing. I was tagged by @march-for-no-reason, thank you!

The rules: Put your music on shuffle and answer these questions with the song that comes up. No cheating, because that’d be…cheating.

Title of the first song describes how you are feeling: Theme From The Last Waltz- The Band

Second describes your love life: Tameyawt- Tinariwen I have no idea what this means so i called help to my good friend google and found out google can't translate tuareg ;-; (actually i didn’t even know which language they’re singing and now i know... nice!)

Third will be played at your wedding: Just Lookin'- The Charlatans

Add “in my pants” to the title: Wargasm- L7

Will be played at your funeral: Paranoid- Black Sabbath Yay!! Fuckin Classic!! (but.. this is actually live version by gillan...)

Is your theme song: Philby- Rory Gallagher !!!! @march-for-no-reason i also got rory's song as my theme song!!!! love this song!!!! aaaahhhhh

Will be played when you think of someone you love: Tenere Taqqim Tossam- Tinariwen Again, I have no idea ;-; I looked up if there’s translated lyrics or anything and found nothing...Does anyone speak Tuareg??? Sorry i just looked up again and this means Jealous Desert! and somebody on youtube translated all the lyrics :)

Add “with a shovel and a screwdriver”: I take what i want- Rory Gallagher okay!

Describes your week: The Final Countdown- Europe.....wow

This will be played when you miss someone: She Got It- Wolfmother mmmmmm not really irrelevant song to the theme? idk!

I’m not gonna tag but please go ahead if you want! This was actually more fun than i thought.

#tag thingy #txt

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thiagosalcantaras · 7 years

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Football tag game

1. Gigi Buffon or Manuel Neuer? Interesting since one is the goaler on my NT and the other the goalkeeper of my club. However I think everyone knows what my answer is. At present Neuer is better, but there’s of course a big age difference and Gigi still slays at 39 years. My answer is Gigi. He’s not only my all-time fave but also the reason I even started watching football in the first place.

2. Why is your favourite player your favourite player? I don’t even know why Gigi is my favourite, he was always just… there. I always truly admired him off and on the pitch, and when I was young I used to watch many matches just to see him tbh. Same thing with Basti, but I fell in love with him even more during the World Cup 2014 final. I saw a side of him I had never seen that strong before. A fighter. Then with Thiago I remember the exact moment I did. When I started following Bayern, he had already moved to the club but he was injured so I didn’t get to see him play straight away. Then a few months after I saw him play I started really liking him, but the moment he won my heart was when I was scrolling through Tumblr one afternoon (I looked it up a few days ago and it was actually on December 4th 2014) and I saw a gif set of his celebration when he scored a goal in the 93rd against Stuttgart and won us the match. He kneeled down with his face in his hands, nearly crying, and the others were all around him hugging him ahhh binch it was the cutest I’m getting emotional writing this

3. How long have you been supporting your club and what made you support them? I started supporting them in April 2014. Idk, I used to say to people I supported Juve just to be like my mum but I didn’t really feel that connection to them the same way I did with the Italy NT and my local club, so I knew they weren’t really my team. My brother and father support Bayern and I always used to interest myself in them wayyy more than in Juve. On April 9th Bayern were playing Manchester United. I was just doing my homework when suddenly I just called mum and was like “Can I go to the Bayern supporters club with dad and [my brother]?” They were all confused, but they let me go. I just knew I belonged there.

4. Who do you think is going to win the World Cup next year and why? Ohhh it’s a bit early to tell I guess. I’d say Spain have a pretty good chance tbh.

5. Best goal ever? I’m probably forgetting many goals, but one that I couldn’t shut up about is Florenzi’s goal against Barca. It was insane.

6. Best moment in football? There are too many and I’ve only been a football fan for 3 years, I don’t know much about anything before 2014. One that makes me really emotional was when Brazil were knocked out of the 2014 World Cup and that supporter handed the trophy he was holding to a German supporter. Bayern vs. Juve in the 2016 CL was pretty damn amazing, as well as Liverpool vs. Dortmund. Idk I’m probably forgetting many other great moments, those are the first that came to mind.

7. First football memory? I have no idea what match it was, but all I remember is we were sitting in the living room watching the German NT and I was thinking about how cute Ballack was ansksndkskd he was my first football crush, but then in that same match he got injured 🤷🏽

8. Who do you think is going to win Champions League this year? who do you WANT to win Champions League this year? I think it’s between Real Madrid (yes I’m being a negative Nancy for next Tuesday once again) and Juve. Of course I’d want Bayern to win, though the odds are a bit against us now. Then tbh I’m rooting for Juve as much as I’m rooting for Bayern, not for Juve itself but just for Gigi. I’d give up anything to see him lift the Champions League once in his career. No one deserves it as much as him, and some people would then stop saying that goalkeepers X and Y are better than him just because they have won the CL. It’s not like the entire team depends on him, so the honours of a club do not reflect the work a footballer puts in, but that’s how some dumbasses see it. 9. Player you hate the most? Just one? Pepe, Pique, Suarez, Diego Costa…

10. Have you met any of your favourite players? If not, who would you like to meet? Aha, so I’ve met quite a few I guess I’m pretty damn lucky. I’ve seen all of the Croatian NT and met & took pictures with Olic, Pivaric, Vrsaljko, Rakitic and Vida. I met Lena Lotzen, Clara Schöne, Katrin Hartmannsegger and Sarah Romert from Bayern's Ladies team. Then I also saw all of the Italy NT. Pelle and Zaza waved at me, then I met & got the signature of/took pictures with Immobile, Darmian, De Rossi and Florenzi (aaaahhhhh 😍😍😍😍). I also got Gigi’s signature, but that’s cause one of the security guards saw me waiting there for 9 hours and felt sorry for me so he took my jersey and asked him to sign it for me, bless him. But I didn’t exactly meet him, I just saw him like 5 times though. Then I wouldn’t exactly consider myself lucky on this but I SORT OF MET THIAGO??? That was actually the worst though lmao we were exactly 6 people outside and his driver stopped his car, then Thiago signed exactly 4 people’s jerseys. The other two were my father and I. I was next, I was literally less then one foot away from him (he looks even lovlier irl aaaahhh help). Then his driver drove off hahaHAHAHA im not ok. (I got so frustrated that about 2 hours later I was still trying to hold the tears back, which then resulted into the only nosebleed I’ve ever had in my life and it ended up all over the jersey I had just bought the day before HAHAHAHAfuck.) I mean I’d be happy meeting anyone tbh, but I’d love to get a proper shot at meeting both Gigi and Thiago, and also Basti. I really want to meet Florenzi again because the moment he left I just really regretted not hugging him lmao. Also yikes I talk too much.

This was hella fun, thank you so much for the tag @ilmiracolodigigibuffon 💕 Even though I talk a lot, surprisingly enough I suck at asking questions, so I’m not going to tag anyone.

#you could do this using zak's questions if you'd like of course as long as he doesn't mind #then tag both of us!!#thanks a lot zak!! also the questions were good and fun so don't worry #tag game #about me

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