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emry-stars-art · 4 months

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@neilimfinejosten said coffee shop au last month so you’ll never guess what I’ve been thinking about

A few thoughts under the cut!

Andrew works at a coffee shop in a college town, so far with all the foxes except Aaron, and Neil’s been far away on the run. I’ve been putting Robin in this one and I bet Seth hangs around the shop for Allison. Aaron will pick up a shift or two but mostly he’s focusing on school.

Anyway one day in a cold winter a new guy comes into the shop looking to warm up, and Andrew just happens to be working the register (rare). It’s hard to tell with the mask, but this guy doesn’t seem to be much older than him or the team, and Andrew can catch glances of bandages and band-aids under his clothes.

He becomes a regular through winter, but none of the baristas can decide on his name because he gives a different one every time he comes in.

#I couldn’t help the joke I had to make the gag about Andrew getting distracted and spilling coffee #which is much more likely to happen later on when Neil becomes Neil #but shh #got some more stuff I wanna draw #I won’t be writing this out though lol #at least not yet #this one remains sketches 🙏#and random thoughts #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #coffee shop au #digital #at least the first one is #thank you ash for bouncing ideas with meee

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mummer · 1 year

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#asoiaf #not my full and nuanced opinion. Just making a little jokey joke #guys im actually in the trenches though theres no blank template of this meme i had to reverse image search for the original video #and do it MYSELF. it’s 2023?#if you want my actual opinons on the subject please go to theshieldhall dot wordpress dot com

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mokeonn · 1 year

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The Great and Powerful Trixie™ smoking a great and powerful blunt

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turtleblogatlast · 13 days

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Man “Battle Nexus: New York” was a great episode but I do have one major gripe with it.

Like. Raph being paired up with Ghostbear? Makes sense. Works great. Works amazing, even.

Mikey being paired up with Meatsweats? Yeah that checks out!!

Donnie getting…Hypno…? I mean. I guess Donnie doesn’t like magic so it kindaaa works but Kendra would have been a much better choice to me personally. Maybe Big Mama didn’t wanna include a human or something…

And Leo getting…uh…one of the Sando Brothers???? Of all villains? Nah let’s be real, his main villain is more Big Mama herself (or Leo could be considered his own worst enemy lmao-). Hell Hypno would have probably worked better here considering their shared love for magic tricks and stuff, but Carl Sando????

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #battle nexus: new york #nah this will always be baffling to me #like no joke big mama really is Leo’s main villain so it makes sense that she’s not paired with him #given that she’s running this all #but giving him ONE of the Sando brothers?? not even both???#outrageous #hypno or even warren would have been better here tbh #at least there’s some basis there for both and either option would have been so fun #not that what we got WASNT fun it def was but the sando bro was the weak link because no one cares about him #and I would have killed for a Donnie Kendra forced team up 😭#Donnie also could have worked with Stockboy ig or hell even Repo tbh?#but Kendra is the much more interesting and fitting choice here for him imo #honestly though this post was made because I do NOT understand the choice of CARL SANDO #both of them together are forgettable enough #separating them gets rid of the one thing they even had #I remember watching and being like who tf is that #he’s got some funny moments but man anyone would have been better 😭#going back to Kendra and Donnie because I LOVE their dynamic #the result of their team up could have ended exactly the same as canon #only instead of Kendra not knowing chess it’s instead her and Donnie arguing about what the right move would be #and they never actually make a move because of it

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hrokkall · 11 months

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Speak no ill of the dead

#Inscryption #Grimora #Inscryption Fanart #Inscryption Stinkbug #1 bit art #REMIND ME TO NEVER DO 1 BIT ART AGAIN. HOLY SHIT.#Infinite respect for artists who do 1 bit as their main style because. Damn.#Shoutout to my dithering brushes though. Still had to do some by hand but they were a MASSIVE help #The tricks I learned while doing this are: 1. layer brushes until it looks right. 2. Don't overuse white lines.#3. If a space is too dark genuinely just... add random pixels until it isn't (see: around the hands. And neck. And face. And)#Jokes aside I simultaneously enjoyed doing this and want to make 1000 more and also never want to do this again. You understand #Hrokkall Art

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deoidesign · 11 days

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Hm... I'm feeling benevolent...

#every time i use the word 'benevolent' i remember that guy who called me 'sensei'???#because he asked me for a crit and i was basically like 'i really dont like your comic' but obviously constructively #and then he kept messaging me asking for more critique and i had to tell him to stop #and then he made a video review of my last comic and the whole review was like #'yeah so i havent really read this comic. looks pretty sick though. i basically harassed her and she had to say to stop lol'#anyways. that was weird. he used the word benevolent a lot so i always think of him. sending good vibes hope hes still making comics #oh yeah also this is kind of spoilers but not really #sorta like afterword stuff #gotta sketch gotta get into the mindset...#im not sure if that counts as spoilers at all lmfao its just minor design changes #anyways.#time and time again #spoilers #what the hell i typed 'spoilers' and '911 spoilers' was the first option??????#uh #adam and steve #ttawebcomic #sketches #sketch dump #these used to be patreon posts but its been like 5 months so. theyre free noe #the word 'benevolent' is literally an inside joke with myself now LOL

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coolnonsenseworld · 4 months

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Samurai and Ninja in crappy pics because December here is under a constant cloud and I just want y'all to see them all golden and cute without learning how to take aesthetic pictures 🥴 💙❤️😆🥰

linktr.ee/Mezzy

#klance #can i tell everyone to look away before i write tags to someone privately lmao no? damn #anyway yes i meant music!! and thank you for sharing something!!#baking seems like a hyperfixation #like i know you said you baked once but then look at me #...i was thinking if i could make salads.... i gotta be medicore at least at one food thing #its a joke its a joke #i will one day get used to focusing on more complicated kitchen work than heating up meat or cooking things in salt and water #anyone else had trouble getting out of bed this december?#once i do i try to pick physical activities that dont require creative thinking because man #at the post office i had small talk with a lady waiting in line she didnt speak polish so u know me it happened #and she recommended light therapy lamp #im very tempted to try it becase i had record bad thoughts sleepless nights and jerking awake this month #it might be rooted in economic instability growing inflation costs of living and shitty working conditions while still trying to buy gifts?#but hey there are things we cant have control over and there are things we can #ive got winter wonderland comic coming though #i will try my best to speed-finish it as a christmas gift aight #i hope its going to be a nice thing!!#wow thats a long set of tags

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200llbun · 1 year

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Au where Dipper is deadass blind (working at the library) and cannot see the tall lanky monster thingy in front of him and just kinda assumes it's a human - he knows somethings a bit off about the guy, but he stops his assumptions there bc it's rude and he got over his paranormal phase years ago. (He didn't)

#billdip #digital art #dipper pines #gravity falls #author #fanfic #art #mlm #bill cipher #au #fanart #inspo from frankinsteins monster (idk if i spelled that right) bc the og book had a blind dad talk to the monster #of course the guys family walked in on them talking and screamed bloody fuck and kinda shoo'ed the monster away #except in this au Bill wasnt really created he just kinda always lived and lurked to stalk humans and make deals since thats his food #kinda?#might change that though idk if I'll ever actually write it since I've been unmotivated w billdip for awhile #also dippers family doesnt shoo Bill away bc he lives alone #Pacifica tries to. But. Well that doesn't rlly work out that well #she tells Dipper that the guys a literal fucking illuminati monster taller than his door #dipper just kinda shrugs her off bc shes joked about shit he cant see being a monster and hes kinda over it by then #the girl cries wolf on her end #dip secretely wishes it to be true bc its been his sick fantasy ever since he was a teen #call him dorky or sick. he wont care #fanfics about monster fuckung had drilled into his mind #hes corrupted #in a good way #join the dark side dipper🤲#k bye

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engie-the-profit · 7 months

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daily infinites 61-70. top 10 goobie woobies: number ten we got infinite. hes hella funny. then we got infinite. what a goat. then we got infinite; hes a menace, dont let his appearance fool you. then we got infinite, what a beast! then we got infinite, love him. no list is complete without infinite. uhhh then we got infinite. aww, its infinite! i love infinite. then we got infinite. aaaand this guy (infinite again)

part 1 part 6

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braxiatel · 5 months

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idk if you were watching but martyn p much confirmed that he chose cub as mentor because he saw one tumblr post of someone wishing he would do that :3

I did, thank you 👁️👄👁️👍

#thank you for telling me though!#I am only joking of course #I am actually very flattered Martyn took the suggestion to heart #I wasn’t home most of the evening cause I had a family thing #but his has definitely made me make his vod the first on mg to-watch list from this event #hermitcraft #hermitcraft spoilers #decked out 2 #inthelittlewood #martyn inthelittlewood #ask #sheepfish03

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mangofanarts · 2 months

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Them

#qsmp #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah #I gave Chayanne solid black eyes because originally I had wanted to make Chayanne and Dapper's designs inverses to each other #Dapper with solid white eyes and Chayanne with solid black eyes in return #I had the idea to want to inverse them because of how both Bad and Philza had wanted either Dapper or Chayanne when #they were gonna pick an egg - It's also why I made Chayanne grayish so that it was a bit similar to Dapper but not completely #though I changed some things through and didn't completely make them inverses of each other #I gave Chayanne purpleish clothes because I remember Missa saying that Chayanne had a similar fashion sense to him - in a vod that was the #first day that Missa got Chayanne or Missa had said something along those lines #but the floatie just didn't fit well with the purple clothes xd so I just placed it onto Chayanne's hoodie instead #I also gave Chayanne black solid eyes because there was a joke that Chayanne made that slime armor had his eye color #and Philza zoomed in on Chayanne since it's obvious that Chayanne doesn't have eyes - he's an egg #but I also wanted to take that as Chayanne not having green eyes #but I did debate on giving him green eyes to match better with my redesign of Tallulah #Tallulah's valentine model has flowers in her hair so I just gave it to her hat instead and I wanted to redesign her #mmangoarts #qsmp fanarts

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zcottwhathuh · 1 month

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part fuckign THREEE

aanannd this is it!!!

#more zephyr!!#anyways i had a large votv phase too even though my laptop makes it run at like 21 fps #ace attorney #again!! this was on savedatateams video!! neato!!#ocs of mine doing The Magnet Thing (tm)#frost scotty oc #irwin scotty oc #pokemon #teehee. sylveon trans joke #someone i knew that isn't friends with me anymore (thank god) got REALLY mad at me about that meme shdhfb #rhythm heaven #i made this because i look like the cheer readers

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miodiodavinci · 10 months

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i'm still working on my PV for today, but perhaps in the meantime you can enjoy the remnants of my scrapped anniversary plans from earlier in the year w

at the very least, should i ever choose to return, i'll at least have one ZOLA's hair and faceup done ! ! !

#miodoodledavinci #zola project #kyo #vroid #it only took me like three months to do w #what's another like. twelve billion months completing the outfit and editing the model and doing the rigging #and then doing it all over again with the other two?? w #no joke though i may genuinely end up restarting this and going for a simpler style if i want to make a group set ;;____;;#i might actually die if i have to put this level of effort into yuu and wil skdjfhgjkl #really want i ought to do is make a design bible first instead of just #drawing mock-ups on top of the model and going from there #i think . . . . if i had clear and clean artwork this would be a lot easier . . . . .#case and point: the salvador model i have in progress took 0 minutes to make because all the colors and proportions were already there #same with the shrimp miku i was working on though i stopped because i got burnt out trying to figure out clothing folds dskjfhgk #vroid power . . . . . . someday . . . . . .

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threeeyesslitthroat · 5 months

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You ever think about how Coriolanus never left the arena either?

"Because if he dies, I'll never go home, not really. I'll spend the rest of my life in this arena trying to think myself out. "

-The Hunger Games.

I wish I could put this together better, or have a poetic zinger to get to the heart of this matter, But I really think that when you think about it, you'll also realize that Coriolanus never left the arena, and this lead to him realizing that he was really good at playing the Hunger Games, and thus made the entire world of Panem an arena. Because if you can control the one and only game, than of course you will always land on top.

I don't think I could go so far as to say that it was his coping mechanism, but since he clearly was a touch traumatized from the up close death of Arachne, the death of his fellow students and the bombing itself, including the fact that over the course of weeks Coriolanus was literally an eighteen year old that was put into the position of plotting other teens deaths in order to come out on top, as well as being ordered to go into the arena itself and had to kill another person in self defense, all leads to how he ended up viewing the world as an entire arena even after the games were over.

He literally betrays his two "allies" in Sejanus and Lucy Grey because he never stopped being inside the arena.*

I do however think that the biggest factor that leads into this is that in Mockingjay, its revealed that he used Game techniques as defenses against the city. With Mutts and pods that killed anyone who triggered them, not just rebels.

that's not really a sign of someone who is viewing the world with even a semi normal brain. Granted, it was an effective defense, but only for very short periods of time, and not very effective against literal armies, or even just several legions. Seriously, If Snow had thought just once outside his arena worldview, he would probably had thought of better strategies against the rebels, or even had seen that he was truly on a losing game and had surrendered far earlier. relying entirely on gamemaker logic was what lead him to such a defeat.

Because maybe we could talk about how Coriolanus never left the arena, while Katniss and every other tribute tried to leave.

#coriolanus snow #meta #tbosas #thg #*i just really like of the idea that Coriolanus thought of Sejanus #and Lucy Grey as fellow Tributes #even though Lucy Grey was clearly the victor #Coriolanus decided to push her down instead so that he'd be the victor. the tribute that won.#also probably could make a joke here about how the hunger games was just Coriolanus's new special interest.#his hyperfixation of 66 years that the rest of the country had to endure.

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the1trueanon · 11 months

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