#i got mad over this happening to dream and techno

[citrus-blade]

Piglin!Technoblade and Mate!Dream

Loving this request cause that’s mostly how I write them in A/B/O settings lol. However this is NOT A/B/O and decided to not write it in the DSMP Universe but simply normal Minecraft worldish. Kinda? Hope that makes sense lol

Techno is NOT a complete Piglin, he still has human features and can talk etc. like a human, however he lives with Piglins etc. Reason for that is that I don’t really write full Piglin Techno as this is something I’m not really comfortable with. As in, Piglin’s have full on snouts and can’t really talk nor understand human language etc and therefore Dream nor Techno could ever give consent to anything sooo, yeah. HOWEVER, he has a full Piglin form! He’s not always in it and mostly when around other Piglins but yeah. That’s how I went with this request, hope you like it! :]

Also again a lot of World building, sorry!

After this there is one more request that was sent in before they were closed! Then Imma start working on my other stories again! :]

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A life in luxury was what most people wanted, what they desired. They’d do a lot to achieve it, work till they’re too exhausted for anything else, sell all their belonging, steal from others or even kill. Dream reached the goal of luxury in a different way, one he hadn’t really thought of but that worked out somehow. That way was called love.

Being the mate of the leader of a Piglin bastion had definitely it’s pro sites, one being that Dream basically swam in gold. Almost every day he got a new golden gift from his partner, either in the form of jewelry or a weapon. He loved the golden rings around his arms just as much as he appreciated the golden dagger he had gotten only a month ago.

They were all special to him as his partner – Technoblade – and him were in the final stage of courting. Which meant a lot of gifts in different forms. Sometimes Dream felt bad for not gifting anything back, humans simply didn’t court, they start dating and that’s it. But Piglins have actual courting rituals, traditions to show when you courted someone so that the possible mate knew but also all the other Piglins.

And like said before, Techno was a special Piglin, one who had two forms and was the leader of a bastion. Not a broken one but a still full functioning one with piglin stables, housing units and multiple treasure rooms. Outside the bastion was a village surrounded by crimson forest, it was impressive considering most bastions were destroyed. Techno was their leader, making sure not traveler would harm them or steal anymore, he was the most powerful of all of them.

However, all this also had a downside and that was Dream couldn’t really do whatever he wanted. Because even though the Piglins respected Techno and accepted him as their leader, they were still just… Piglins. They couldn’t really talk or communicate like Dream, they weren’t dumb or anything, but they were different, had different believes. And sometimes they either didn’t accept Dream and tried to get rid of him or, cause he had so much gold, wanted him for themselves.

Nothing ever really happened, Dream could defend himself and all, but still, Techno felt better when the man didn’t walk around without him. Sometimes Dream ignored that, grapped good armor and hid his identity to walk over the markets or discover more of the nether. Those were fun days, but Techno often got mad afterwards, telling Dream he shouldn’t just wander around and wait for Techno to have time and join him.

But Techno had a lot to do and therefore not as much time as he wished. Which left Dream mostly in their bedroom, staring at the ceiling in boredom and wondering when his partner will return. Just like he did right now, wearing a short and floaty top that didn’t really hide much with transparent puffy sleeves attached to it and a cloth around his hips with cuts at the sides for his legs.

He stared up at the ceiling as he was stretched out on their giant back, looking at the chandelier that hung from the black stones. With a loud sigh he turned on his side, instead staring out of the window, seeing a tower across with Piglin Brutes looking around, crossbows in their hands. A sudden screaming sound caught his attention and a Ghast appeared, shooting a fireball at the Brutes.

Dream jumped up and ran to the window, leaning a bit out of it as he watched the Brutes trying to shoot the Ghast. It kept shooting and the Brutes seemed to be a bit overwhelmed with dodging the fire while also trying to kill the monster. The blond was about to grab his axe and jump out the window to take care of it himself, but he was stopped when he saw another Piglin came running.

It was obvious who it was, a bit taller than the others, a crown on his head and a red cape floating behind him in the wind. Dream leaned back, watched as Techno – his mate – shot the fireball right back at the Ghast, killing it with one try. The Brutes nodded and bowed in front of him, showing their gratitude and respect towards the other Piglin. Meanwhile Dream touched his neck with one hand and bit his lower lip, watching Techno checking on the damage.

Techno had been courting Dream for a long time now and it was time for him to finish it up. The last part of the courting was a handmade head accessory that resembled a crown in some way, turning Dream into an equal to Techno. But the Piglin took his time, was very clear with what he wanted and made sure not to push Dream in any way. Even though sometimes Dream hoped for some kind of pushing.

Dream kept watching the Piglins, leaning his head on his hand while leaning on the windowsill. It seemed like Techno told them what to do to fix it and also calling some more Brutes to his side, pointing around the area. Probably told them to check out for more dangers, lately a lot more Ghasts appeared and Techno had been investigating it.

Suddenly, when Dream wasn’t expecting it, he met blood red eyes, staring at him. He gulped as his mate looked at him, not looking away for a second, not even when he started walking. Only when he walked down the steps that lead back into the bastion did the eye contact break.

Hurriedly Dream threw himself back on the bed, trying to get in some kind of good looking pose but failing miserably. He groaned lightly as he turned on his stomach for the third time, freezing up when he heard the door behind him slowly open. When he looked over his shoulder he saw Technoblade standing there, still in his Piglin form.

The Brute walked up to the bed, the door falling close behind him. Dream slowly sat up, watching the Piglin move around. In this form Techno looked almost like every other Piglin Brute, just a bit bigger and with red eyes instead of the typical white ones. Slowly he moved up to Dream, the man leaning back on his hands at the Piglin got in his personal space. “Hey honey,” Dream mumbled, looking over the Piglin face, the snout moving lightly as he sniffed around him.

Usually Techno turned into his more human form when around Dream, so communications would be easier. Dream could read Techno partly in this form, but he could never learn the language and Techno couldn’t understand the human language like this. In those moments Techno reacted only on instincts regarding Dream and Dream only reacted on what he thought his partner wanted.

Techno squeaked lightly, pressing his snout against Dream’s cheek, making him giggle. “Nooo! Don’t!” He laughed, falling back on the bed as Techno fell atop of him, the snout wandering to Dream’s neck where he was sensitive, his laughing grew louder. “That tickles! Stop it! Please!” He tried pushing the man off of him, which was hard when you were dying from laughter. Eventually the snout stopped and Techno buried his eyes in Dream’s neck instead, big arms wrapping around the lean form of the human.

Dream sighed in relaxation, smiling and leaning his head against Techno’s. Even though the never was naturally really hot – that’s why he wore the clothes he was wearing – he never got enough from Techno’s body heat. He could cuddle his partner all day and night and he wouldn’t care about being all sweaty, cause he had the love of his life in his arms.

Eventually Techno pulled back, leaning on his hands over his partner before turning into his more human form. The snout disappeared and left behind a rather big and slightly crooked nose. The white teeth stayed, poking out of the now human mouth and where no hair was before were now pink locks flowing down over his shoulder.

Again Dream smiled, one hand moving up to cup the man’s cheek. “Hey,” he repeated, chuckling when Techno leaned into his hand.

“Hey,” Techno echoed, sighing as he leaned down to place a kiss on Dream’s softer lips, fast moving down to his neck. “How’s my mate doin’?” he asked, pressing up closer to said mate, his other hand stroking Dream’s side.

The blond hummed, enjoying getting the attention he had craved all day, or more like the attention he craved all the time. “I’m good,” he mumbled back, moving his head to give more space to the pinkette, feeling teeth nibbling at his skin. “Bored, as always.”

Technoblade chuckled amused, finally pulling back and admiring the red mark he had left behind. “Sorry, but I have to attend my duties,” he explained, one finger coming up to the mark and carefully stroking over it before finding Dream’s green eyes. “But soon you can come with me, when you accept my last gift.”

When Techno stood up and took a step back Dream sat up as fast as he could, eyes wide and concentrated on his partner. Techno got down at one knee, eyes not once leaving Dream’s. “Dream,” he started, slowly pulling out something from behind his back. It looked like a headpiece made out of gold, hanging limply from Techno’s big hands. Smaller golden leaves hung off of it and in the middle was an emerald, shining in the light of the shroomlight that hung above of them. “Would you do me the honor and officially become my mate? Help me take care of our Bastion and protect our land by my side till our death and beyond?”

Dream’s mouth fell open as he stared at the headpiece, knowing that it was Techno himself who did it. That was the tradition and even though Dream knew how good his partner was in forging, he never saw something as detailed at this piece. His eyes flew back up at Techno, he felt tears welling in his eyes and when a worried look grew on Techno’s face, a bright smile grew on Dreams. Before he could even say something his head started nodding and his hands moved to touch Techno’s face. “Of course I do!”

A smile even brighter spread over Techno’s lips as the answer reached his piglin ears. He moved forward to press a long and affectionate kiss on Dream’s lips, not breaking it for a couple of seconds before finally pulling away and carefully placing the grown atop of Dream’s head. The blond tried to hold back his tears, knowing it wouldn’t matter as they would just evaporate after a few seconds. The emerald hung low on Dream’s forehead, fitting perfectly to Dream’s own green eyes which Techno often described as said gem.

Together the two sat on the bed, Dream leaning against his love with one arm around him, the other entwined with Dream’s. “My mate,” Techno whispered against Dream’s ear, placing a kiss against his temple.

“Your mate,” Dream answered before going in for a real kiss, one of many.

#dreamnoblade #dnb #anon #citrus writes

[michygranger23]

Hi!! Ok I said I was gonna talk about this since yesterday, but I went to see a movie, so that happened (I had a lot of fun tho lol). BUT!! I'm finally able to talk about the new AU's I promised about!! In this post I'll focus first on the Maleficent one, the next one will be the Steven Universe AU. Anyways, ONTO THE RAMBLE!! "Discduo Maleficent AU"

Ok!! So, this AU will be mainly a pos!discduo AU (since that's what I do best and like more lol). I'm gonna go with the life-action movie since that's my favorite one haha.

In this case, Dream will have the role of Maleficent. He's a winged fairy and has the same type of wings as Maleficent, he has horns and his nails are sharp.

Anyways, Dream is an orphan boy that lives in the Moors, a place that all magical creatures live that don't follow under the human kingdom goverment that is besides them. Dream has the same powers as Maleficent.

Anyways, this part I'm still debating about it, but it's about Wilbur's role. I have two options here: 1) He takes Stefan's place, where he meets Dream in the Moors after trying to steal from it (he's an orphan boy like Stefan). Dream and Wilbur become friends and spent a lot of time together (not a ship lol/lh), but Wilbur's obssession with politics and power make him grew distant to the Moors until he no longer visits after many years later. And just like in the movie, the king (I think Schlatt fits here lol) asks his followers to bring the head of the winged creature that attacked him. And Wilbur cuts Dream's wings and becomes king. Some time later, he marries Sally (a princess from another kingdom) and has Tommy as his son.

OR!!

2) Basically the same as point 1, EXCEPT!! he's already a prince!! He's the son of Philza and Kristen Minecraft that rule the kingdom, Techno as his twin brother. I'm still debating a lot of details with this option, but basically is that Tommy would be Philza's son instead of Wilbur's lol.

But anyways, regarding which option we can go for, Dream is mad at the kingdom for the betrayal he suffered, and as revenge, he curses Tommy when he's just a baby to prick his finger with a spinning wheel and sleep for eternity at the age of 16, only able to be woken up if he receives a true love's kiss.

Regarding which option, the king (Philza or Wilbur) sends Tommy away to live in the forest for sixteen years and a day with the three magical fairies (I was thinking it could be Puffy, Hannah and Sylvee).

Tommy grows up without knowing he's the cursed prince, and he lives happily with his three aunts, he's a loud, chaotic and adventoruous boy who has a sailor's mouth most of the time lol, but has a really good heart.

During Tommy's growth, Dream always watched him from the shadows, just like in the movie, and he always saved him when the fairies almost got him killed. Punz (he would be in Diaval's role as the crow and Dream's right hand) would mock dream how he always saves the kid that he himself cursed to sleep forever, but Dream just tells him to shut up.

This can be different from the movie the way they do it, but Tommy and Dream finally meet up in person one day. I think Tommy would crack jokes about how it was creepy that Dream always followed Tommy in the shadows during his childhood, but he would indeed know Dream has been with him always, and maybe he thinks Dream is like his magical brother figure, since that's what he felt to him.

And just like how Maleficent and Aurora bonded over one another, the same happens with Dream and Tommy, they have a good time together during the years before the fatal day. One day Dream tries to break the curse over Tommy since he doesn't want it to happen anymore, but his own rage and words backfired him and the curse can't be lifted in any way, shape or form.

Meanwhile in the kingdom, whether it's Phil or Wilbur, they prepare to attack and kill Dream once and for all.

One day in the forest, Tommy meets a girl (Molly :D!) she's a princess from another kingdom that came to this kingdom to talk with the king by her father's instructions. She was gonna go see him in a month, just a bit after Tommy's birthday, which gave them time to know each other and have a good time together. Punz watched from afar as a crow and told Dream that this could be the girl that could save Tommy from the eternal sleep, but Dream tells him that there's no such thing as true love, he cursed him that way because it didn't exist (something he regrets deeply now)

When Tommy's 16 birthday was a day away, Dream told Tommy that he could come live with him in the Moors if he really wanted to. He told his aunts about his plans, but he soon was revealed the truth about everything. He went and confront Dream about what he said, and he was distraught to hear that Dream was the same guy that put a curse on his life. So he left to the castle to meet his family. Dream ordered Punz to find the girl before it was too late.

Tommy is able to reach the castle after a day's travel (on his 16th birthday), but he's locked up in a room so he can't prick his finger (the spinning wheels were burned and destroyed and put in the dungeons of the castle like in the movie). But the curse has to be done, so like in the movie, Tommy falls into a trance and the curse makes his way clear to the dungeons to fulfill the curse.

Dream and Punz managed to find Molly and they rushed to the castle before the curse fulfills, but just as the sun was setting and were arriving to the castle, Tommy pricks his finger and falls asleep.

They snuck into the castle and let Molly give Tommy a kiss as their last attempt to wake him up. But it doesn't work. And just as in the movie, Dream tells Tommy that he's deeply sorry about what he did to him, that he was angry at himself and the world when he cursed him, and that he swear to protect him for the rest of his days, and gives him a kiss in the forehead (platonic only!!/srs). And with this, Tommy wakes up.

I still don't have a good last conflict idea, but basically at the end Tommy and Dream live in the Moors together and Tommy is crowned as both king of the Moors and the Human Kingdom, unifying the kingdoms finally.

AND THAT'S WHAT I HAVE LOL!! This is just an information post!! I'm planning to extend the AU and talk about it deeply and maybe even make it into a fic!! Let me know your opinions about this!! I would also love to hear your suggestions for the points I need help with, I want to see what your ideas are :D!!

#discduo #primeboys #tommyinnit #dreamblr #dreblr #disc duo #prime boys #michyau #discduo Maleficent AU #dream #wilbur soot #technoblade #captain puffy #hannahxxrose #sylvee #philza minecraft

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Joy and Lute's favorite uncle is Sapnap. Lute likes him because he fully encourages zoomies and they go on little adventures, aka she runs off in one direction and he follows. He also brings her to cool caves he lit up beforehand so she can be a "real" explorer. The first Iron ingot she ever got is from these adventures, named and resting on a shelf in her room.

Joy loves Sapnap because, the first time they met, Sapnap let Joy climb all over him and take a nap in his arms. Sapnap is in Joy's mind the Best at snuggles and makes sure to nuzzle him goodbye every time. It's Important.

Honeydew's favorite uncle is Techno because he has a habit of humoring her the same way he tends to tease Dream. He strikes that weird balance between treating her as a small person and being just Very silly and they both nod Very Seriously as they do The Most Serious Tasks (dicing carrots for stew)

Jet has a fondness for Philza. He's a lot slower, but his skill and wisdom is extremely reassuring. He often sits with them and asks after their life, and Jet really appreciate the feeling of being treated like An Adult without having to actually be an adult and still getting to go home and be a kid

This is specifically because I had very specific images in my mind of Sapnap napping with creeper cubs, Techno being followed by Honeydew as he hauls in a large basket, and Jet holding a ball of yarn on the floor chatting while Philza knits in a big armchair

Also just because they have a favorite uncle doesn't mean they don't like the others ! They just have specific people they're drawn to. Joy likes listening to Philza's stories about his life, and Techno gives him books to read and quizzes him frequently (they have Many discussions about the Illiad)

Lute thinks of Phil as "old man Philza" and takes great delight in the obligatory making fun of his age, but also he swings her around so she can "fly" and it's her favorite thing ever as a toddler. Techno plays the Big Bad when she's pretending she's a mighty adventurer and will fall dramatically when she baps him with her wood sword. Only for her to crawl on top of him and boop noses to make sure he isn't really dead. He isn't, right? (He opens one eye and then lunges forward to catch her, revived, because The Great Technoblade Never Dies)

Honeydew and Sapnaps relationship is weird and strange but positive. She's poking his cheek. He's poking her cheek back. She thinks he doesn't make any sense. He asks her why he has to. She remains stumped for 45 mins. She gets mad if people don't treat him with the utmost respect. She can and has bitten him. He has accidentally passed on the habit of cracking his knuckles to her

Honeydew is a bit unnerved by Philza for reasons she can't quite articulate, but he's managed to get through to her with the power of Giving Her A Lot Of Opinions About Tea. As time has gone on its gotten easier (his willingness to give up knowledge she needs to become The Best Fighter has helped) but the uneasy feeling she gets about him never truly fades, even if she knows by now it doesn't mean danger.

(She doesn't realize it, but she's smelling Kristen on him. He smells like Death. None of the other kids are "animal" enough to smell it, Dream and Punz are nose blind due to Murder reasons, Sam is noseblind due to prison, and Techno is noseblind to it due to it being his best friend.

Honeydew is a giant rabbit creature that is staring at a guy who smells like Murder and going "something Happened here" (Kristen came by for tea))

Sapnap makes Jet kind of sad sometimes, when they talk, because he mentions Dream when he was younger in a lot of his stories, unscathed, and Dream moves a lot slower now, not able to reach manhunt speed. It makes her wonder if he's unhappy, if they will be unhappy when they grow up and lose things. It takes several talks (and an overnight cuddle with Dream) for them to come to terms with the idea of things changing. She clings to her siblings for a while.

Techno and Jet don't necessarily talk a lot, but they hold hands and tend to be tactile. Jet listens more than talks. She's not big and boisterous, and Techno likes to meet her at her level.

#ckau children #sfw boxing

[unsquared]

I just had the most terrifying dream sequence ever and I’m posting my frantic journaled memories of it that I just wrote. So many details that escaped too fast but it was so scary and so real-feeling

Eagles everywhere

Thing-like infectious presence but it was supernatural

Old derelict house

Girl in the dream with lots of charm

Lived in the old house and had everything padlocked, it kept “baddies” out

She was beautiful, but had decayed and missing teeth

We’re dating and I’m almost hypnotically smitten by her and at this point most everything about her seems normal, just irresistible. But a good being who is clearly scared of something. Her name is Chell. She goes to a party and returns, tells me she had sex w someone. She’s immediately candid about it and kind too but totally remorseless/guiltless

It upset me but I don’t freak out and I’m not mad or even really sad, just feeling weird

We try to talk about it but my mom is present like way down a hall thaf felt almost like a bleacher

Mom sent me weird text messages (Beatles and rhyming, cryptic but creepily playful don’t let them in type stuff, etc)

Suddenly mom is leaving. She talks to the girl and l on her way out like she knows Chell and asks if she liked the gift she got Chell (glass figurine of a turtle)

Asks if it’s gonna be one of those things she gives away and Chell candidly tells her probably

Eventually mom leaves

Chell ponders having sex with me (as if it doesn’t matter if I want to or not, like I’m going to be seduced regardless) and we’re embracing but I break free and tell her I’m leaving

I’m suddenly outside the house in front where there are two gate like doors with metal latch locks applied to them by chell

I pull out the locks and they just both kinda slide out from their wooden posts with not much resistance

Chell immediately walks out the house frantically approaching me freaking out and I’m demanding to know why they need to be there

Immediately an old woman next door appears and is really creepy

And a young boy up the road is running toward a woman

He kills her

He and the woman both quickly approach us attacking

Glimpses of their eyes and they’re white and empty but malevolent

We’re running into the house and an eagle is perched, huge and foreboding

Time jumps and Chell is gone and friends have come

I’m holding something when I’m in the house and one of the beings is in there too attacking me

One side of whatever im holding does nothing but I flip it over and it damages the being so I run, I get free but an eagle is perched in front of me and forces me to redirect and return

Then friends and I are hanging out in the house and we’re trying to figure out who is possessed almost like The Thing. But some of us are keen to what’s happening and some arent

Tommy starts playing aphex twin

We think we know who it is because someone starts dancing really strangely (the old woman did that the first time I saw her before she approached) so we attack them

Chaos ensues until tommy peers into some small figurine and eyes an old yellowed 40s style picture of a woman with tight curls of the eras style

Immediately becomes possessed almost like being infected by a memory that wasn’t his

Dances very strangely and begins attacking

I am trying to escape and running inside and outside the grounds of the house

The house is kinda like the old Victorian mansions in downtown hattiesburg but more derelict and less pristine

Each time I think I’ve gotten away I’m running into what feels like open space and I see one of the huge foreboding eagles so I turn paths and then it begins flying (shepherding me back? Trying to get me? Either way they’re very powerful forces and I cannot cross their path like my body and the space around me wouldn’t let me)

Finally dark slow loud industrial techno music is playing, carnage and chaos is everywhere

I run and run and see another eagle that redirects me

Then another

And another

And another

Until suddenly I have nowhere to turn and I’m surrounded by a dozen of the evil eagles

I wake up

#nightmare #eagles #possessed #horror #dream #dream journal #supernatural #demons #possession #malevolent #scarycore #siren #surreal #surrealism #aphex twin #victorian

[peninkwrites]

📓!!

OKAY. I've talked about this AU before but I'm gonna go into more detail. It's an AU for this cancelled BBC show about gay zombies called "In the Flesh".

Essential need-to-know about the world:

The Rising happened a few years ago, it was a zombie apocalypse in the sense that everyone who died in the year before crawled out of their graves. Zombies did eat people's brains (and sheep brains) but bites did not "turn" you, there was a finite number of resurrected. Zombies are now treatable, so the dead can go home to their families.

But of course there's mistrust and conflict because the things that were eating people's families are now just waltzing back into society.

As for plot: (some stuff carries over like directly from the show when I say this show was sooo c!Wilbur core. whew)

Wilbur killed himself and was resurrected during the Rising. He's been treated and can now go home to his small town with his family. His family includes his dad Phil, his dad's best friend who moved in with them during the Rising, and his little brother Tommy.

Tommy joined the militia during the Rising. He hates zombies, and he especially hates his brother for abandoning him. Most militias are shut down, but Tommy and some others are still patrolling the woods, killing zombies, and of course led by Dream, who Tommy seriously looks up to. (I'm thinking Sam and Sapnap are also part of the militia, Sapnap stops though once Quackity comes home, Tommy doesn't stop when Wilbur does because he's mad at him) Sam isn't like, bigoted against the resurrected, just obsessed with keeping people safe.

Quackity is also resurrected. He came home from the treatment center to find that his two fiances got married without him (because as far as they were concerned, he was dead, they were trying to live again) but he's still hurt and feels like he doesn't belong there anymore. He's more radical, he doesn't try to hide he's resurrected, so he gets a lot of shit in this tiny town. (Schlatt is a fanatical preacher claiming the resurrected are demons from hell)

Tubbo is new on the town council, assisting Schlatt, but he's not one of the fanatics, instead he's volunteered to serve as a nurse helping the resurrected with their treatments in secret, something that if found out would lose him his job and probably worse. In his rounds, he befriends Ranboo, a resurrected who is desperately trying to hide what he is. He doesn't remember his life before the Rising, and he doesn't have anyone.

Some fucking Insane scenes from the show I intend to carry over:

(SPOILERS for the show in the flesh and this AU if I ever get around to it lmao)

Wilbur disappearing for a few days and scaring the shit out of his family, because the last time that happened, well. Techno goes after him, they have a talk, and when he returns Phil is too calm, so Wilbur goads him into yelling at him so Phil finally breaks down and screams himself hoarse about finding Wilbur's body and carrying him home. Genuinely, the scene from the show is one of my favorites of anything ever.

Quackity is having some tension with Sapnap and Karl, he's resentful, they're unsure. (Okay, in the show, it was this guy who came home to find his wife remarried with his best friend, so polyamory wasn't the solution. I haven't decided if I'm going that route or making it them all being engaged but it still being complicated because Feelings) But basically, Quackity and Karl (maybe Sapnap? I haven't decided) accidentally get locked in a garage. At which point, Quackity's watch starts beeping reminding him he needs his shot. Because the Resurrected Need to have their medicine administered once a day or they Will go rabid again. At which point Quackity is freaking out, he gives Karl a wrench and tells him if he starts acting weird he needs to be ready to bash his skull in, Karl is freaking out because he doesn't want to do this, and at the last second, Sapnap breaks down the door and tackles Quackity to the ground. But after that, Quackity is the one who doesn't feel like he should be there, because he thinks he's too dangerous (that, or I think in the show the guy was arrested and sent back to the treatment center which is so bad, haven't decided yet)

Dream gets pissed off and defensive when Tommy starts to forgive his brother, so he kidnaps Wilbur and drugs him with something that negates the effect of the treatment, hoping he'll go rabid and Tommy will be forced to kill him, but Tommy can't shoot his brother, and Wilbur somehow manages to stop himself from attacking him until. Idk maybe Techno tackles him before someone else can shoot Wilbur.

#ask games #utlana #AH love this show #in the flesh au #this is so much and basically spoils everyhting I might have planned but I'm not writing this any time soon so #thanks for the ask!! #my writing #(sorta)

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look i'm gonna avoid tumblr quite a bit bc I know how y'all think abt that stream so for everyone's sake, I'm just gonna quickly go over my opinions on the lore:

overall, it was mid.

there were parts i liked, some i disliked.

i don't like that basically no one mentions that c!wilbur's death was a suicide, and it sounds really bad out of c!eret to basically pin blame on him when c!wilbur's death was not even his fault. be mad at him for blowing up l'manburg when you believed he wouldn't. don't be mad at him for dying. (also I know for almost a fact at this point that the c!rainduo stream is gonna be the same.)

i do like some of the lines, i loved c!wilbur singing the anthem at the end with the lyrics to what they were originally meant to be ("...and eret." fuck my heart.)

i don't like that c!eret was like "come look at YOUR legacy" as if that was somehow c!wilbur's fault? like l'manburg being raked to the ground from doomsday was not his doing and btw even if c!wilbur had lived long enough, how on earth would c!eret know that doomsday WOULDN'T have happened? i know he didn't say that, but that's what the implication is.

i loved c!wilbur initially standing on the block and then breaking it, symbolizing that he views himself and c!eret as equals and that he doesn't need to be a leader around him. that's cool.

i don't like that we keep tracing around back to "l'manburg was always gonna end up this way bc of ppl like us" like no??? l'manburg was "never meant to be" bc ppl like c!dream and c!techno were ALWAYS gonna do everything in their power to destroy it. iirc c!techno was planting the withers BEFORE the TNT set off, so c!wilbur dying is irrelevant bc c!techno would've done so ANYWAYS.

so like i said, the stream was ehhhh for me. i don't hate it, there are some parts I loved, but it got a bit messy in terms of characterization at points.

#dsmp #dsmp lore #lore talk #c!wilbur #c!eret #c!eret critical #<-kinda #tw suicide mention

[haltnook]

I was reading angst and it hit the middle child trauma a bit too well so I cried.

And because I cried I've written more angst cuz I'm amazing. it's inspired by SBI superhero/supervillain fics.:

The four of them gathered by the table, their mother constantly cooing over Technoblade and offering him freshly made dinner. Phil wasn't straining from prasing him either - with the proud glint in his eyes, he seemed physically leaning towards Techno, telling him all about the next steps he should take in the Hero career. The pinkette himself looked a bit lost in all the happy chaos but other then that he was pretty pleased with himself too. He looked at Wilbur and his smile faded by a shade. His twins' eyes were focused on his own, almost staring into his soul. His face didn't betray any emotion other and if not for the rage in his irises one would think he's just indifferent to the situation.

"come on, eat up boys! Today's your big day! Oh cheer up, Wilbur, would you like some potatoes instead of the salad?" Kristin didn't seem to notice that rage at all.

With a beat skipped, the younger twin shook his head.

"I'm not hungry" he stood up from the table, ready to leave for his room.

"You have to eat tho," she started with her signature 'mom' tone. "You need to eat more to be strong for the hero training!"

Something in Wilbur snapped at that moment.

"None of you actually looked anywhere past Technos' name on that stupid board, did you?" his voice was filled with a mixture of rage, malice, and a strange shadow of desperation. "You all saw the *golden child* in first place, and that's all you needed to see!"

"Wilbur, you need to control yourself!" Phil raised his voice, and the whole atmosphere changed in the room. Now him and his youngest son were staring at each other, as if in a contest of power.

"I'm very much in control, father. In fact, I've never been more in control of my actions." The venom in his words was almost filling the air.

"That is not a way a future hero should act, Wil." Kristin looked at the young man like he was a silly child.

"Well, then good I didn't get in anyway."

The house seemed to freeze at that statement. Techno stared at his brother, seeing as the brown eyes were slowly letting go of the held in tears. There was no way. No way. The very reason Technoblade has applied for the Hero Training Program was to be with his brother. To spend time together. He knew Wilbur always dreamed of being a hero, more then Techno has ever even dreamt of dreaming. It was Wilbur who talked about his plans for his uniform, it was Wilbur who got excited when father told them stories about his work. Techno just wanted to be there, to be included in that dream of his brother, to be by his side supporting him-

"...what?"

"I didn't get in. I got the seventy second place, so I missed the qualifications" He walked a few steps towards the hallway with a pained expression. "Good luck in your training, Techno." Those words were almost whispered, tears dropping on the flood as Wilbur walked by, his face going back to the stone-cold indifference.

Techno thought he was going to throw up. How could he- How could this happen? They were there together after the results were announced. He was certain Wilbur was right behind him so how-

his thoughts were cut short by a plate crashing on the floor.

"Sorry, I'll- I'll clean this up" Kristin stood up and went into the kitchen. Techno also got up, his head feeling numb. He needed to talk with his brother but... Does Wilbur even *want* to talk with him? Is he mad? He must be. But they didn't m e a n to overlook him, it was just-

Just an accident, he thought, suddenly panicking. Accidents happened, but how many times have they used that excuse? That revelation scared him. How many times has Wilbur just silently accepted that? He knew he was saying he didn't *mean* to do anything wrong fairly often. Maybe too often. Noone did anything to change that though, did they? Wilbur just never said anything about it.

Techno was seriously going to puke. His self-discovery didn't seem right. It was nauseating and wrong and it felt dirty on his heart that was meant to be always pure- He wasn't like that, people around weren't like that, his parents weren't like tha-

...

their parents. weren't like that. they would never just overlook one of them.

Would they?

Technoblade ran into the bathroom. He couldn't stand this anymore.

#sbi #dream smp #dsmp fanfic #one shot #angst #just a little bit of inpiration while i was crying

[cloud2015cute]

If I were in Grimmijagger's Cursed Town AU

this is how I would be in The DSMP fanfic, Cursed Town AU

So a few months (let's say 3 or 4 months passed) after Wilbur and Jack turned into a Ghost and Cyborg respectively, I would get inquisitive about the dark forest and step into it's woods without warning. At first, everything was quiet as I looked at the twisted, creepy frees. I then stumbled upon 2 gravestones. one of them saying "Purpled" and the other "Ranboo" I got a little concerned about the forest but then I saw a shadow behind me that looked like an alien. I turned around. only to get sliced by it's tail but it's just a tiny scar on my arm as I narrowly dodged. I fell onto the ground and saw another monster which seemed to be an alu

upon seeing them. I began running while they were chasing after me, I was able to get out of the forest. after that, I looked at the 2 monsters, and due to the cut on my arm, they shifted into chained humans for a few seconds before shifting back to their monster forms. I don't want to see my mum mad at me about the cut on my hand but luckily, we live quite far from the forest so the effects would not be strong enough though I constantly see these 2 monsters haunting me for months, I have known their names during that time, Purpled & Ranboo.

In October 2021 (when the main AU mostly takes place) I decided to go back here after what happened to Eryn. Kristen, SPK, and Aimsey were also there as SPK had a cursed scratch on his arm. so we went into the woods and near the town. I can see Ranboo and Purpled amongst the other monsters as I tried to hide. Ranboo then feels pain (as Aimsey smashes his tombstone)

Suddenly, after Philza begins crying and Techno rebelling against Dream, most of everyone gets caught in chains, only my arm gets chained and I saw Purpled and Ranboo struggling with the chains. eventually the Karl-Sapnap-Quackity Chimera saved the day as Sapnap burnt the book Dream was holding (how did Sapnap become the true hero of this AU?)

when everyone is freed from the curse, I hang out with the ghosts of Purpled and Ranboo for a while and even hug both of them at the same time before the 2 go into the afterlife

I am friendly to their parents (who are very old but how is that impossible? for them to live very long) I kind of feel sorry for their sons. in the end of the AU, I step into the forest (which is no longer cursed) and looked at the ruins of the over 600-year-old town and takes notes for Wikipedia

#Cursed Town AU #Grimmijaggers #dsmp #dream smp #self insert

[aleksanderthemesschild]

Md dream who keeps visiting the bakery, but only when he knows wilbur is not there. Everytime he walks by and sees wilbur walking away or not in the store itself. So the absolute terror he feels when instead of the large guy with the pink mohawk, there is wilbur at the register of the gas station he goes to normally. At first, he wanted to run away before wilbur noticed , but he only noticed wilbur cause the other called other towards him. "Yo! You're the guy from the bakery! The one that I scared off" dream nodded, before putting the bottle he was holding back into its place and speed walking out of the gas station. Or well, that was the plan, but he crashed against large pink mohawk guy on his escape. "Will, do you really have to traumatise the guy everytime hes around? Sorry, wilbur is a bit quirky sometimes." 'Wilbur' yelled something out about how techno is unfair, but dream didnt really listen. He felt cornered, he wanted to get out, but he couldnt, two people that could easily overpower him (that's a lie and he knows it.) He doesnt show obvious stress signs, no heavy breathing or shaking, but it was obvious that he didnt feel safe. He could feel his arms readjusting, a habit that came with them. The guy infront of him noticed, confused slightly by the mechanical movement. The silence was tense between them as none of them spoke. "I'm sorry for my brothers behaviour, he did not think about how his behaviour could affect others. And I apparently have the same issue." Mogawk guy stepped away, making the way free for dream to leave with no issue. With careful steps he walked towards the door, immediately speed walking away once he exited, checking behind himself every few steps. He just walked back to his apartment, enough social interaction for the next week. That's also the next time he leaves his apartment, a week later to go to mristins bakery again. Both brothers werent in sight, dream ordering his usual stuff and sitting down to try and get his memory going. He doesnt quite understand why, but the bakeries atmosphere helps him think back as to what happened before he got cought. Or atleast it would've helped if wilbur didnt walk in with his entire band a second later, yelling for his mom. Dream just pulled his hood up, in Hope's that the other would take the fucking hint as to not talk to him. But ofcourse he didnt. Dream knew he fucked up when he heard an excited gasp. "Guy!" He looked over at wilbur, who was just looking at him in wonder. "You're here! Hi!" He walked over to dream, trying to sit next to him. Dream scooted away but wilbur just cornered him while babbling something about how he was looking for him. Dream didnt like to be cornered tho, and his mantis didnt either. One swift movement and the blade of his right arms was at wilburs throat, grazing it but not cutting. The other stopped talking, looking at him in shook. "I- I'm sorry." "Leave me alone" "okay. But I want you to know im sorry-" "please leave me alone, you stress me." Wilbut backed off, dreams blade following for a step or so to make sure the other didnt attack (be social). Wilbur sat down at his bands table again, pink mohawk guy being mad at him for cornering dream. Drema was just tense for a while, trying to eat even tho there was a big clump in his throat. At some point Kristin sat down next to him, calming him a little bit, and explaining that its just wilburs way of interacting with people and that he doesnt mean any harm. Dream forgives him a bit, but is still tense whenever he walks into the cafe and wilbur is there. He doesnt bother him anymore, which he greatly appreciates

#mantis dream au

[beeindaclouds]

OK so I really liked your sheep reader because my persona is a sheep. I was wondering if yoy can write sheep reader getting attacked by someone on the SMP to get leverage over technoblade and how techno would react to that? If reader lives or dies is up to you. If you don't wanna do this please don't respond I'd be embarrassed outta my mind. BTW do you do anons? If so can I be 🐏 anon?

Hallo, thank you for the request!

Actually yeah, I've been wanting to make a blog for my moots and anons so you can certainly be my first ever anon, 🐏 anon ^^

Hope you enjoy

C!Technoblade × Sheep!Reader pt. 2

Part I

Click here before requesting, please <3

So I imagine this happening a few months after the whole "Hog Hunt" tragedy

You had to help Dream and Punz free Techno before they killed him

You were very relieved to see he actually had a Totem of undying

So you led Techno away with Carl

And that's where Quackity first got a glance of you

Finally, a weak point in the famous blood god

After months of planning, and stalking you to make sure that everything would go smoothly, he finally decided to make his move

He was planning on kidnapping you, the cute but weak little sheep, so he could torture Techno and maybe get one of his lives to get his revenge

Like stealing candy from a child, right?

Oh, he couldn't have been more wrong

He tried to sneak attack you while you were farming but you quickly hit him with one of your tools, almost knocking him out

Let's just say that dating the blood god has it's perks

Quackity, now angry, threw himself on your again, his blade leaving a very small cut on your cheek, but was quickly stopped by a very familiar hand

"I don't know why you're trying to hit my partner, but it's best if you stop now."

Technoblade was more than mad. One thing is attacking him, but attacking the love of his life was a whole other story

Needless to say that the voices in his head were going crazy chanting "Kill him, who does he think he is touching our love, fimish him"

Of course Quackity wouldn't leave without one last fight, but after he was completely gone all of Techno's attention was on you

Quickly checking that you were ok, making sure that you weren't hurt anywhere

You had to assure him many times that you just had a tiny scratch on your cheek, and that you were perfectly fine

He also praised you for being brave and able to defend yourself before he got there

He's gonna be overprotective for the next few weeks, always keeping an eye on you and his surroundings

Even if he knows that you are capable of defending yourself, it doesn't hurt to be a little extra careful

And you of course are there to calm him down and make him relax every once in a while

#dreamsmp #dsmp #mcyt #dream smp x reader #dsmp x reader #mcyt x reader #technoblade #ctechnoblade #technoblade x reader #ctechnobladexreader #beeblurbs

[toxicruins101]

Mama I'm in love with a crimimal

[Britney Spears - Criminal]

Dreamwastaken x Male reader

Theme: idk?...

[TW: CURSING, BLOOD, MENTIONS OF TORTURE, IMPLIED SEXUAL THEMES(NOT SMUT!) (ew) ]

He is a hustler, he's no good at all

You knew dream was bad news since the first time you met him. You were blowing shit up and he came and joined you, it was hella fun.

He is a loser, he's a bum, bum, bum, bum

Yet you couldn't help but glue on to him like your life depended on it, where he went you went to.

He lies, he bluffs, he's unreliable

You saw what he did, how he lied, how he manipulated and abused people, yet you didn't care, you were only focused on his shining blonde hair and that smiley face mask that you saw everyday.

He is a sucker with a gun, gun, gun, gun

Yet Dream never seemed to mind your presence or how you stuck to his arm when you got the chance.

I know you told me I should stay away

When you were in public talking and making jokes with Dream, people were sure you were a phycopath just like him.

I know you said he's just a dog astray

When Dream was guarding Tommy in exile he'd never let you come with him, it made you mad, you were bored all day and was a bitch to everyone you spoke to.

He is a bad boy with a tainted heart

But when he came back you were happy and giggly again, you would hug him and he'd simply hug you back and move on.

And even I know this ain't smart

You knew how one-sided your whole thing with Dream was yet you didn't care you just wanted to be with him, as if a part of you is just begging to be with him.

…But mama I'm in love with a criminal

It was when finally after months of talking and being with him and not getting an answer he finally started to open up to you, he finally laughed and smiled (even if you couldn't see it) , even let you in his home, maybe it won't be so one-sided after all....

And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical

Your friendships love language is physical touch but not the kind you'd expect more like training together and all of that, it was exhausting at first but you got used to it and started loving it.

Mama please don't cry, I will be alright

When you and Dream first announced you were a couple everyone got worried sick that he might be torturing you into saying this for his own personal gain, it took a while to make them understand everything.

All reason aside I just can't deny, I love the guy

Yet while outside he was a horrible and manipulative guy, you had never seen that side, you only knew the side that laughed like a tea kettle at everything and gave his whole damn bed to his cat.

…He is a villain by the devil's law

Dream would beg you to stay home, saying he didn't want anything bad happening to you, or that now that everyone knows your a couple they would use you as a target to get to him and he didn't want that happening to you. You believed him of course.

He is a killer just for fun, fun, fun, fun

You still wanted to have fun though you were a "responsible" adult and could make your own fucking desicions and take care of yourself.

That man's a snitch and unpredictable

So you went around the server laughing and causing grief with Tommy and this girl/goddess named Drista on some pigs.

He's got no conscience, he got none, none, none, none

When Dream heard you had been with Drista and Tommy causing chaos, it was understatement to say he was mad, sometimes I can't belive he forgets your one of the most mischievous people on the server.

All I know, should've let go, but no

When he found you, techno, drsita, Tommy and sapnap on top of a blown up house talking like you were best buds he was ready to kill every single one of you.

'Cause he's a bad boy with a tainted heart

"Y/N!", you turned your head in the way of the sound and found an angry dream looking at you through his mask, oops. "yes, dreamie?" you said with a smile , oopsx2.

And even I know this ain't smart

He grabbed you by your leg and pulled you down and carried you over his shoulder till you two were home, plus you priv messaged drista on the way

Y/N whispered to Drsita: BRO your brother is like mad mad

Drsita whispered to Y/N: Give him patches, that'll calm him down.

Y/N whispered to Drista: Thanks I owe you one

Drista whispered to Y/N: I'm gonna make good use of that.

…But mama I'm in love with a criminal

And so when Dream opened that door you went for the search of patches not even one second later, when you showed patches to him like it was a trophy he just let out some giggles and looked at you.

And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical

It was an understatement to say dream trusted you, he did just that more than anyone could ever imagine, so today he was gonna show you his face, that's right months into the relationship and you still haven't seen his face yet.

Mama please don't cry, I will be alright

You were curious and nervous at why Dream called you to the living room, was he gonna break up with you? Or did he finally get enough of you and was gonna get rid of you?, your thoughts took over your head and didn't realise you were in front of Dream as you both sat on the couch.

All reason aside I just can't deny, I love that guy

And so after a bit of talking Dream finally got the courage and took off that plain white smiley face mask, he looked at you as your eyes opened in shock, you? You couldn't belive your eyes, he was perfect, shining green eyes, freckles all around his face, and of course the usual scar or two.

…And he's got my name,

You got so caught up in your thoughts you didn't realise you were now on top him kissing him as his hands explored your body and your tounge explored each other's mouths.

Tattooed on his arm his lucky charm

Ever since he showed you his face your guys relationship hasn't been stronger, nobody could break you both apart.

So I guess it's okay he's with me

Yet just cause with you he's an angel that dosent mean he's an angel with everyone, him and what's left of l'manburg are on the verge of war, techno, Phil, JackManifold, Ranboo, Fundy, and some others on his team, Tubbo, Captain Puffy, Awesamdude, Quackity, Sapnap and others on Tommy's team. What were they fighting about this time? Long story short its about what should happen to a child after their parents have been killed, Dreams side is let them live their life and if wanted find a new parental figure, Tommy's side find a new parental figure and be under thir care until 18 after then it's all up to them, they were so passionate about their opinions they would fight to death about it.

And I hear people talk

You as many others were on the neutral side of this argument and didn't take any say in it, you thought the child should just idk live its life what was it supposed to do? Anyways you were now in the forest following a certain someone

Trying to make remarks keep us apart

Technoblade, Bloods God chosen one and yatte yatte yatte, you had a favor to ask of him and you needed it now so you interuped him on his way home and said "Blade, I'm gonna need a favor from you", "heh? What could you possibly want from me? You have the ruler of the server probably waiting for you on a couch rn" said technoblade looking at you, you pulled out netherite blocks and said "All this netherite can be yours I just need you to tell me what dream does every week I'm curious and he never let's me come with" you said looking at him "ok? How much would I get though?" he said looking at you once again, you pulled out a chest and let him look in it inside there were a bunch of netherite blocks filled to the brim in only one handful he already had 64 netherite blocks, "I'll give you 30 by the end of the week, when there are no more blocks left our buissnes will be over, deal?" you said stretching out your hand, he took a necklace around his neck wich had the words 'I love you forever' engraved on them he whispered something along the lines of 'im sorry' and then looked down and shook your hand. (REFRENCE FROM MY LAST STORY GOT CHECK IT OUT STORY PROMO LETS GOOOOOO)

But I don't even hear

And so Technoblade told you everything Dream did throught out the week, honestly you were surprised you never thought that the guy who would scream at his blanket for not keeping him warm would be the same one that threatened minors in his free time.

I don't care

Yet nothing really caught your interest you gave techno his payment and he went on with his day, and well at the end of the day your Dream would arrive and you couldnt be happier

…'Cause mama I'm in love with a criminal

You guys now had 5 years of being a couple most of your friends wondered why you haven't gotten married yet.

And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical

In reality you and Dream just wanted to wait out a few more years see if you were really meant to be together before you go and just get married.

Mama please don't cry, I will be alright

Everyone was now used to you guys and honestly you were so happy the server was supportive of you guys.

All reason aside I just can't deny, I love the guy

Dream may be a crazy madman but so were you, what else can you say? Just a couple of bros hanging out.

…Mama I'm in love with a criminal

Over the years Dreams violent tendencies calmed down and he was now just a chill guy that got into arguments with children.

And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical

Of course you still have that deal with technoblade going on but Dream dosent know that.

Mama please don't cry, I will be alright

All and all you guys were happy and perfect together you were the others missing half.

All reason aside I just can't deny, I love the guy.

You loved him more than you loved yourself and you were never ever gonna stop that's for sure.

#fanfic #reader insert #writing #dsmp fic #x male reader #dsmp lore #dsmp x reader #male reader #dream x you #dream x male reader #dream x reader #dream fic #dsmp dream #dsmp fanfic #dsmp spoilers

[jkknight98]

Thawing Icy Wounds

Got our boy Tommy and Techno in this story, will we see some comfort in this story, or will it be a trainwreck of emotions from the two of them, that for you readers to see. I hope you guy enjoy this story and remember to drink water and eat something today. warnings: soft vore, themes of self harm

Tommy just needed to get away from it all, just picking a direction and walking away, not realizing where his body is subconsciously leading him until he’s collapsing in the bitter snow not far from a familiar cabin.

Techno is still very on edge from his near-death experience escaping the prison, so when he hears the hounds barking like mad, he stepped out ready for battle. Imagine his surprise when he sees a passed-out Tommy almost fully covered in snow once again, but he knew the boy would freeze before he made it back to the cabin. Curse his sympathetic heart, he was going to need an old piglin trick to ensure the boy not dying once more

“God Tommy can you stop being so annoying for once, I need to focus on the burger van and I don’t have time for you right now.” The words that spilled out of Wilbur’s mouth hurt much worse than the feeling of his hand being shoved off, but Tommy could help but clench his own hand where he had been touched. Why was his brother figure like this now, didn’t he need him to go up against Quackity?? No...apparently not since he Ranboo now and he was more important to him now. It really made Tommy mad, but not at his friend, he knew that Ranboo had no part in him being excluded in this. The taller hybrid had confided with him on many sleepless nights on how much he wanted Tommy to be there to help him with his brother, that the two of them could work together to make Wilbur a better person, but even he knew that it would never happen; he couldn’t say it though.

“Fine… go have fun with your new little brother then since I’m no longer good enough for you!!!” Tommy turned and ran, not seeing how quickly Wilbur turned, ignoring any yelling that might have been directed at him as he jumped over a fallen tree to disappear into the bushes. He firmly equated the tears to just the pain from getting hit by branches and tripping over sweet bushes, not anything stupid like emotions. Who cares about that stupid burger truck anyways, it’s not like he wanted to help out his brother since he returned and seemed to be like he was before Lamanburg, not like he was happy to spend time with someone who didn’t physically hurt him. It’s not like he could still feel the awkwardness between himself and Tubbo, his death and resurrection clearly brought back regrets from his exile, and the relationship soured. Ranboo was a decent friend when he felt like he could admit that to himself, but he couldn’t help the envy he felt towards the ender hybrid when he spoke about his relations with Phil, Tubbo, and even Techno. It just got worse when he started to get close to Wilbur too, it was just so frustrating and he didn't know what to do.

He almost missed the few good times he had with Dream… He shook his head at that thought though, willing it away before it could root itself,  his therapy sessions have been helping keep those away; but not always. It just made him sigh as he slowed his desperate sprint into a more controlled walk, the only person...or mob really, he could show any weakness to would be Shroud. The spider was still just a spider though, he could rant to the creator all the times he wanted, but the most they could do in return was to gently tap him with its many arms in their best attempt at a hug..but that only helped so much.

Tommy was so engrossed in his thoughts that he didn’t know where he was anymore, the oak forest replaced by spruce woods, but he found he really didn’t care as he continued to walk, mind delving back into the darkness he had only just escaped from. He didn’t even notice that his body began to shiver as the temperature got colder, just bringing his arms up to wrap around himself, and start itching at old pale lines in muscle memory.

*`*

Technoblade gave a loud huff as he swung the ax downwards, sending the weapon slamming into the propped-up log and splitting it in two, the pieces falling into the already made piles that had been forming. The Pigling didn’t need to harvest firewood often, but he found there was always something satisfying about doing it, especially when a fresh winter storm blows through. The cold wind felt good against his normally blazing skin, something Phil always appreciated and called him a walking furnace, and enjoyed the somewhat childish delight of watching the white steam escape from his snout with every exhale. It was also good for him to keep his muscles in shape should another… situation arise, he saw clearly from his time in the prison that Quackity was still aiming for his life, he wouldn’t be surprised if this Las Nevadas was just a new form of government that the smaller man was going to turn against him, but Techno was prepared for that war with his allies...He just hoped that the younger people in the server could get away from the conflict this time, especially Tommy.

He grunted slightly as he chopped another slice of wood, he really wanted the younger boy to find what he was looking for in this life, he already had too much taken away from him, and even Techno had to admit to himself that he played a part in making his life worse that he could never make up for. He also didn’t like how Dream spoke of the boy when he was brought up, it sent a mild flare of protectiveness as he heard how obsessed the older man was, but he was quick to end the subject every time it occurred. He knew he had a favor that he owed Dream, but he hoped it would just end at him escaping the prison and have nothing to do with Tommy afterward.

His left ear twitches when his hounds start to bark with a bit more energy than normal, glancing in their direction to see a few of them standing against the fence and looking out into the snowy forest that magically appeared in his absence, something that Phil forbade him from chopping down. “Weird…” after setting down his ax he strides quickly over the hound pen, making a few of the others perk up in excitement as he drew closer, but the one dog remained focused out in the main tundra even as he reached out a scarred hand to rub at its ears. “What are you so focused on, do you want to find it?” The dog seemed to perk up slightly at this suggestion and he was mildly surprised when he recognized the small short red bow tied to the dog's collar, when Tommy stayed with him he had favored this dog more so than the others and tied the bow to help distinguish them from the rest. Technoblade never had the heart to remove the bow when the boy left, and he definitely didn’t favor the saddened dog here and there when he got the chance,” Alright, let me suit up and we can find what's got you so excited.”

*~*

There were many things that Techno expected to find when he followed the dog into the tundra, maybe an injured cow or turtle that escaped the farm perhaps, maybe Phil if the old bird got lost in the coming storm. But not this. He did not expect to find a head of blond hair poking out of a hollowed-out snowdrift as the hound tried to further pull the unconscious boy out and towards him,” Heh? Tommy?!” He reached down and turned the boy over so he could clearly see his face and winced in worry, Tommy's lips were completely pale, and was taking on the first blue hints of frostbite, but the boy was still shivering despite being fully unconscious. His body was still trying to survive which was a good thing, but it wouldn’t be long before the boy succumbed to the unforgiving temperature, especially when a snowstorm was forming on the horizon. This was a horrible dilemma and Techno was panicking as he held the shivering form to his chest as the hound whined at his feet, the boy wouldn’t make it back to the cabin on time because he was an idiot and decided to not take Carl to go on this search… It's not like he could carry the boy all the way back under his own clothing after all.

Wait. . . 

He actually could do that if he used an old piglin trick that was normally used on children, but as he looked about the shivering form that was trying to burrow into his chest, Tommy was still just a child no matter how much he denied it. This technique should help him return to a safer body temperature and allow for Techno to get back to the cabin, a bit slower than his normal pace, but more time would allow the boy to become more stable. “ Sorry to do this to you Tommy, but it’s for your own good,” He took one moment to press a small potion to the boy's lips to make him drink, and after a short time of struggling to get the liquid down, Techno watched as the 6’1 boy shrink to a more manageable 3’1. He sighed as he pressed his snout against the boy’s cold forehead in an apologetic gesture before his mouth opened wider, sending out a large puff of steam and breaking off strands of saliva that slowly slid down his tusks. He had to be careful with those as he maneuvered the small head and shoulders into his mouth, flicking his tongue across the icy skin but grunted at the taste. The boy somehow tasted like spiced meat and it made the process a little easier as he continued to lick, feeling slightly relieved as each lick left the skin warmer. It was weird to feel his jaw shift wider as he pushed the boy further in his mouth, but a low rumbling purr started in his chest as he took in the crashing wave of protectiveness that flooded his mind, it was like feelings he had protecting him from Dream all over again. He quickly moved to lift the body high over his head to use gravity to his advantage, especially since its very difficult to swallow and not let his tusks touch Tommy at all, feeling his collar bone separate as the massive bulge slid downwards, the form shivering more violently as its temperature increased and moved aside his organs on its journey. Technoblade laid his hands over his stomach as he felt the normally flat surface start to swell, winching at the bit of pain as it went past what he had ever been used to and his clothing and armor became very restrictive. He was thankful that the last of the shoes slid inside his mouth so he could safely close it, wrinkling at the nasty flavor of the shoes, but was just happy to feel the form finally stop.

Techno gave a low huff as he looked at himself, even being reduced to half his size, Tommy still left a questionably large swell in his torso. He definitely couldn't hide this if he ran into Phil at the cabin, but as he held his stomach, he found he didn’t care as he let the feelings fully rush over him as he started walking. He could feel the boy’s body had finally stopped shaking from the cold and seemed to be trying to burrow through his flesh to reach his heart, making him purr louder as he reached down to pet the hound that was happily trotting along at his side. The hound didn’t move a muscle during the entire process as it stood guard, and now was relaxed and happier than Tecno had ever seen it,” Good Dog.”

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When Tommy woke up he was extremely warm, thankfully not to the extent of the prison, but like he was in the desert...but wet?? He couldn’t see anything around him as he tried to uncurl and not fall back into sleep but found himself stopping as the walls around him pressed back at his attempt. The thing around him rumbled loudly as the walls moved in a rhythmic motion, and if he listened closely he could hear the sound of a loud heartbeat and a familiar set of snoring he hadn’t heard in forever….his breathing picked up quickly in fear as he started to realize who he was near and he tried his best to get away from whatever was holding so close,” What the Fuck!!!!”

Techno’s breath hitched slightly in his sleep as he felt fluttering inside his stomach but just continued to sleep on despite the motion becoming stronger. He had collapsed into the armchair he kept before his fireplace and promptly fell asleep, his instincts making his mind and voices melt into warmth as he had his charge back under his protection once more. He did shoot awake when he heard the panic-filled shout, one arm moving to cover his middle while the other ripped the ax from its stand next to his chair, nostrils flaring as he tried to identify the danger,” What, what the danger?”

Tommy yelped when his surroundings forcefully jerked to the side and he was slightly dizzy as he heard the voice rumble loudly around him as the heartbeat from earlier became much louder,” Techno, Techno, I promise I’ll go away just don’t kill me ok, I’ll leave!” He tried again to get out of whatever was holding him, positive that he will feel the familiar sting of a ax blade digging into his skin if he didn't get away now, but was shocked when he felt a force start to slowly rub up and down his back in soft strokes and he heard the low grumble again as the piglin spoke.

“You're not going anywhere Tommy, I found you nearly dead outside my cabin, be happy you didn't lose your fingers.” Tommy took this information in slowly as he moved to try and feel at his fingers, and could feel how stiff the joints still were despite now feeling much warmer despite the weather he knew surrounded the cabin,” I do want to know why you were so close to my home, and if you would stop struggling like that, it's not comfortable.”

This confused Tommy a bit,” What does my struggling have to do with anything, and I didn’t want to be near your shitty cabin in the first place!” The walls collapsed suddenly around him as a clear belch like sound rang in his ears and he heard the piglin give an annoyed groan and the stroking across his back returned… and Tommy felt his body turn cold once more when he realized where he was; impossible as it was. His breathing became more frantic as he started to thrash even harder, not knowing when he could die but knew it would be worse than being sliced by a bade,” Techno please tell me I'm not where I think I am, please tell me I’m not.”

Techno could only huff and let his tongue hang limply out the side of his snout, fighting between regretting his decision and his residual instincts.

He’s scared. He did get eaten. Not right. Comfort him. Release him. Gross. Fix him. Still angry. Still sad. Comfort him. Eeee. He’s safe. It’s comfortable.  Go back to sleep, he’s fine. He would scream.

The voices were just as conflicting as the squirming boy, why couldn’t the boy just go back to sleep,” You’re fine, you're not going to get digested,” his words were cut off by another forced belch when the boy managed a hard hit,” would you stop!” He couldn’t help but roar out his frustration, but when the boy was silent other than jerky trembles of fear, he felt guilty for yelling at him,” You were going to freeze to death if I didn't do this, I used a shrinking potion and stored you like I would have done a young piglin, your completely safe.” He used his hand to rub Tommys back again, feeling him freeze, but sighed in relief when he felt the form start to untense and lean into the soft touch,” will you tell me why you came here, and if you want out I will.”

Tommy couldn’t help himself as he leaned into the comforting touch as he listened to the rumbling words around him, as fucking weird as the whole thing was, it was actually comfortable inside the older male. “I didn’t mean to come here, Wilbur was being an ass and I had to get away from him and think…. I just kept thinking and didn’t realize I was lying in the snow.. I really didn’t think I cared.” He moved to curl tighter into himself as he felt the new raised lines he had made in his wanderings, he didn’t want to be by himself anymore since it just led to bad things, just like how they always did. He wanted to ask Techno if he could stay with him, but did the piglin forgive him… he knew he fucked up before, but he did save him from a icy grave. He took a heavy breath before reaching out and gently rubbing at the slimy walls in front of him, mildly surprised at how soft they were,” could I… could I stay here..so I’m not alone anymore… and I’m ok in here.”

Technoblade couldn’t stop the heavy purr that rumbled from his chest at the rubs against the sensitive flesh of his stomach, the voices and instincts on fire as they relished in the feeling that should have happened from the start if the boy was a true piglin child. He gently rubbed the boys back as he settled back into a comfortable position in his chair,” Yeah you little gremlin, you can stay, I’ll let you out later since you're making me look fat.” He gave a low chuckle at the indignant shout the boy made as he moved to get comfortable. He could tell that their relationship was still rocky, but it was slowly warming up which was good. He wouldn’t be too opposed if the boy wanted his basement room back, it's not like he changed it too much.

#soft vore #safe vore #mcyt g/t community #mcyt vore #jk writings #jk writings #jkknight requests #jkknights suggestions #pred techno #prey tommy #tw vore #I tried to make this one less angsty than I really wanted to make it

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The Sister’s Return

Summary: (Y/N) has reunited with her family with Dream’s looming threat...

Pairings: SBI x Sister! Reader

Warnings: Minor Fight scene, mentions of blood, mentions of past manipulation and present manipulation

A/N: This is a part two to The Sister’s Happiness

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        (Y/N) hesitated outside the tundra home as Techno went up to the house first.

        “You promise he’s not mad?” (Y/N) whispered to Tommy.

        “He…was mad for a while,” Tommy admitted. “We all were. It took us all a little while after…what he did to me to forgive you.”

        A crow swooped into the window as Techno looked at the younger pair as Ghostbur hummed floating into the house.

        “Phil! We found little note!” Ghostbur announced, making (Y/N) wince hearing her brother’s old nickname for her.

        “Play the song again please Wilbur?” The twelve-year-old girl begged as Wilbur looked down at his guitar.

        “Mmh, only if you sing it with me. My throat’s getting tired.”

        It was a lie. He just liked singing with his less annoying youngest sibling.

        “Ok.”

        “Here we go little note.” He smiled, giving a small strum to his guitar.

        “Even if he was mad, you can’t hide now.” Tommy huffed, following after.

        (Y/N) looked down at Fran, who had followed them all the way, before walking up to the house with shaky legs. Before she even got to the door, Phil came out, a soft smile on his face.

        “You’re ok.” Phil laughed quietly before coming over and taking her shoulders gently as she froze. “I’m so sorry angel. I-I should have been there and I’m sorry.”

        “Daddy’s girl.” Tommy mocked from the top of the stairs.

        He really hadn’t changed after everything.

        “It’s ok Phil, I should be saying sorry, I—”

        “No, it’s alright. Let’s get you inside.” Phil told her, looking around the area before putting a hand on her shoulder.

        He led her in now, Fran trotting in behind them. Once the door closed, (Y/N) had a feeling she hadn’t felt since she had been with…Dream. She…felt at home…

        Ghostbur floated as he hummed, taking some potions off a brewing stand as Techno rested his axe on the wall next to the door as he went to stop Tommy, who was already digging through his chests. Phil went to help with potion brewing as (Y/N) stood there.

        She felt like a stranger though.

        “Just because I’m letting you back in my house, does not mean you can dig through my things.” Techno scolded Tommy as he pulled him away.

        “Come on blade. If I’m going to help, I need some gear.”

        “You have your own gear and Dream’s gear!”

        “Technically Tubbo has half his gear!” Tommy pointed at him.

        “Come on Techno, don’t you want to help your favorite siblings?” (Y/N) grinned motioning to a sixteen-year-old Tommy, who put an arm around her.

        “Yeah, big man! Just a few things for the poor?” Tommy motioned to a fifteen-year-old (Y/N).

        Techno rolled his eyes at his siblings' shared mischievous grins. He knew he should have hung out with (Y/N) more, Tommy had been too much of an influence on her.

        “You think there will be a fight?” (Y/N) asked, everyone, looking at her.

        “Yes.” Phil nodded. “I got a message that…he wasn’t very happy you were moving on without him around.”

        “You can say his name. It doesn’t affect me as much anymore.” (Y/N) told him quietly.

        “Good because Dream is a bastard and we’re going to beat him again.” Tommy cheered. “The Sleepy Bois and their little sister are back!”

        (Y/N) smiled lightly and Tommy froze slightly, surprised by the smile. “Yeah, we are back.”

        Tommy stood there before grinning as he came over, throwing an arm around her shoulders.

        “Yeah! Look out bitches!”

        “Fucking pricks.” (Y/N) followed suit.

        “We’ll show them who’s the best!”

        “And have whatever we want!”

        (Y/N) actually gave a laugh after they recited the bit they always use to do. Tommy was grinning widely. He had missed his sister.

        “Fuck yeah!” He punched the air.

        “Alright you little bastards, get your gear somewhere you can get to it quickly,” Techno told them.

        “I got an ender chest in my old room, come on.” Tommy let go of (Y/N) before sliding down the ladder.

        She followed after him, Fran making home next to the fireplace.

        “We’re not going to actually make (Y/N) fight with us, are we?” Phil asked, not wanting his youngest to be around the masked man again.

        “No. Ghostbur,” Techno said, the ghost zoning back into the conversation.

        “Yes, Technoblade?” Ghostbur smiled.

        “Why don’t you tell (Y/N) what you remember? She hasn’t seen you in a while.”

        “Oh yes! That’s a very good idea Technoblade!” He nodded before following after the younger pair.

        “You got crows scouting?” Techno asked.

        “I’m not idiot Techno.” Phil gave a joking scoff. “I’ve been doing this longer than you.”

        “Good. Then let’s get ready.”

        (Y/N) raised an eyebrow around the odd room as Tommy went to the ender chest, pulling out a few pieces of gear.

        “So, this is where you went when you went missing.” (Y/N) muttered.

        Tommy paused, gripping the edge of the chest lightly. “Please don’t talk about that.”

        “Oh shit.” She put her hands over her mouth. “I’m sorry Tommy. I—Shit.”

        “It’s fine, you didn’t do anything during that time it was all Dream,” Tommy said, putting his armor and weapons on his bed. “We just need to be able to read each other again too I suppose.”

        “Well…after everything you still seem like you so I don’t think that will be too hard.” (Y/N) tried to lighten the tone.

        “I’ve changed a lot! I’m a bigger man.” Tommy crossed his arms at his sister.

        “Sure.” She teased.

        “Alright, listen here you prick.” Tommy started until Ghostbur floated down.

        “(Y/N)! We haven’t talked in so long, we should talk.” Ghostbur said to her excitedly.

        “I uh. Sure. If you want to Ghostbur, I just…” She looked at Tommy’s gear. “We got a thing to possibly do.”

        “Well, if it’s only possible we have some time.” Ghostbur grinned as he took her hand, making her shiver at the cold contact.

        “Oi. Ghostbur, let her get her things first.” Tommy told off the ghost.

        “Oh, ok. Get your things.”

        (Y/N) went into the ender chest, taking out her armor, bow, and sword.

        “Is that your old bow?” Tommy looked at it surprised.

        “Yeah…I put a mending enchant on it before we got your discs back.” (Y/N) grinned. “So, it’s still in action.”

        “…I think it will be perfect for fighting Dream with again.”

        She paused before nodding; the grin still wide on her face. “I think so too. We’ll fuck up his shit again.”

        Tommy nodded, deep in thought for a minute.

        “Hey, Ghostbur, wait up there for her, she’ll be there in a minute,” Tommy told the ghost.

        “Ok!”

        He floated up the ladder again and Tommy shifted awkwardly for a moment.

        “Did you…did you like doing all that stuff with him?”

        (Y/N) gripped onto the bow, taking a shaky breath.

        “I thought I did. I told myself I did…but every time I saw your face…I hated it. But he told me…he told me it was for the better and I believed him.”

        “We’re what’s best for you because you’re our family, and don’t forget it, alright prick?” Tommy crossed his arms, looking away.

        “Thanks, Tommy.” She smiled lightly. “I won’t.”

        She went to leave but he stopped her again.

        “Hey, if you…want to talk about it too, I get it,” Tommy said quietly.

        “I’ll keep that in mind.” She nodded.

        Then she finally went up the ladder, Tommy passing through the room quickly to go to the main room, and Ghostbur held out a piece of blue to her the second she got up.

        “Oh, uh, thank you.” She took it.

        “There’s so much to talk about! Techno said we should talk about what I remember. I remember a few things about you!” He grinned, clapping his hands together. “You use to sing music for me and I wouldn’t make fun of you for being a child because you could be really mature.”

        “Oh…you don’t remember a lot of things?” She asked, sitting.

        “No, but that’s ok. I remember a lot of happy things!”

        “So…you don’t remember Dream and me?”

        “Mmh, I remember thinking about how nice it was to see you next to Dream when we were making L’Manberg, even though I thought about how unhappy you looked.”

        (Y/N) stared at the wall as she stood to the back of the group. Wilbur was at the top, looking down at her in shock and she looked away.

        “I would like to know though Dream, how you managed to get my little sister on your side.”

        “She saw past your stupidity.” Dream answered simply.

        He’ll just use you for power.

        Dream’s voice echoed in her head, making her jaw clench.

        “Alivebur didn’t think you and Dream were very good friends. He often scolded Tommy if he brought it up.” Ghostbur hummed, before whispering to her. “Dream is a bit of a bad guy.”

        “Yeah…yeah, he is Ghostbur. That’s why me and him aren’t friends.”

        “Oh, that’s a shame, but now you can hang out with us again!”

        (Y/N) thought about the times she had caught Wilbur’s glare across a battlefield or simply across the open area. She had thought he hated him but had he suspected something was wrong?

        …

        “She’s a bitch now! Fuck her!” Tommy shouted at Wilbur.

        “Don’t say that about her Tommy.” Wilbur snapped. “She…looks so unhappy. Dream holds too much power, we can’t get to her easy, we need to figure something out to get to her.”

        …

        “What the hell did you guys let happen to (Y/N)?” Techno motioned to above the ravine where Pogtopia was stationed.

        They had just run and his own little sister had just tried to hunt them down with the rest of the mob of Manberg citizens. Her downfall though was Techno had taught her himself. Yet, there was just such a cold look in her eyes…

        “She did it to herself.” Tommy scoffed.

        “I don’t know, I haven’t been able to talk to her in a few years. I can’t get her alone no matter what I tried, that’s not the problem right now.” Wilbur paced.

        Techno thought it was a huge fucking problem though and decided he needed to figure out what was going on, on his own.

        …

        Techno heard the crow before it flew through the window. It gave a flap of its wings to Phil and Phil nodded, looking outside.

        “He’s close by.”

        The pair had managed to get (Y/N) alone and they had seen through the façade when they talked to her and tried to subtly get it out of her. They thought they could get another chance when she left but then Butcher Gang came and Dream visited Techno’s home.

        Sure, they had been mad about her betraying their trust by telling people where Techno’s home was but when Tommy came to them, they weren’t mad for long. They were the first to understand what must have happened to her as well.

        Phil put on his last bit of armor as Tommy came up to them, paling slightly.

        “He’s here already?”

        “He’s close.” Techno nodded. “Get ready, we’re not taking (Y/N).”

        Tommy hesitated but nodded. He didn’t want Dream near his sister again. As the young boy put all his gear on, Techno picked up his axe with his crossbow on his back and Phil grabbed his own bow. He managed his gear on when Techno saw Dream walking through the snow.

        “Let’s go.” Techno nodded.

        The three went out, weapons at the ready and Dream grinned behind his mask.

        “Sorry Dream. I don’t do charity cases for the homeless, gonna need you to leave.” Techno told him, shouldering his axe.

        “Are we really going to go through this again Techno? Are you going to talk to your voices again too?” Dream laughed. “I know you have what I want. So, either, send her out now, or I’ll kill all of you.”

        “You can try, you green bastard, but I finished you once! I’ll do it again!” Tommy shouted.

        “But here I am Tommy! You can’t stop me. I got out of prison and now here I am. Back again!” Dream took a step forward and Phil aimed his bow. “You won’t, no, you can’t kill me, Tommy. Come on, we were friends, weren’t we?”

        Techno put the axe in front of his brother as Phil shot the arrow in front of Dream when Tommy’s breathing picked up slightly.

        “You’re not getting anyone today,” Phil told him. “So, we’re going to give you one chance to say you failed and leave.”

        Dream merely smirked behind his mask before going straight for Techno. With ease, Techno blocked the sword with his arm, the sword sparking on his armor before Techno swung his axe right for Dream’s side and the masked man jumped back.

        “A fight it is then.” Techno grinned, the voices going into a chant.

        Tommy pulled his sword and Phil switched for his sword as well. The fight was on.

        …

        “What else do you remember?” (Y/N) asked the ghost. “About…me.”

        “You were an awful lot like Tommy but you could calm down and be little note with me.” Ghostbur smiled. “It was always nice seeing you and Tommy play together though. And when you two become friends with Tubbo, it was meant to be really. It always made Alivebur smile and it makes me smile too!”

        “It seems a lot of things make you smile though Ghostbur.” She laughed quietly.

        “But there’s so many wonderful things we get to do and see!”

        (Y/N) smiled lightly. Ghostbur seemed to be all the good things about Wilbur…but she missed the bad stuff of her brother…

        Both the ghost and she jumped though when they heard the sound of fireworks.

        “That doesn’t sound good,” Ghostbur muttered, taking out a piece of blue.

        (Y/N) leapt up, as she now could hear the cawing of the crows and metal on metal. Dream was here!

        “Shit, shit, shit.” She panicked, throwing her armor on.

        “(Y/N),” Ghostbur mumbled.

        She looked at the ghost of her brother as she put her helmet on. A panic was in her eyes but there was the spark of a fire that brought good memories to Ghostbur. Memories of when she’d practice sword fighting and archery with Technoblade or when she’d scream at Tommy’s bullies or when she was taking lessons with Alivebur to learn guitar. He smiled lightly as he saw the real (Y/N) that had been missing.

        “I love you.”

        “…I love you too Ghostbur.” She gave a light smile before grabbing her one arrow, sword strapped to her side.

        She got outside to see Techno loading his crossbow with another firework as Tommy was dodging a sword swing from Dream who had a cracked mask with slightly singed clothing while Phil was dashing to go in for a low blow. Everyone had minor wounds as armors had dents and scratches. (Y/N) felt her breath catch in her throat as she gripped onto her bow before raising it.

        “I never throw away my shot.” She muttered before letting the arrow fly.

        It caught Dream’s mask and it flew off his mask. (Y/N)’s arrow reappeared on the bow as she pulled back, her infinity enchantment doing its work to bring her arrow back as though it was never gone even though it pinned Dream’s mask to the ground.

        “STOP!” She commanded.

        “(Y/N)!” Dream grinned ducking from Tommy’s sword swing before knocking the boy down, winding him as he parried Phil’s attack, pushing the older man back. “I’ve been looking for you everywhere! Where have you been my friend?”

        “Drop your sword!” She demanded.

        “(Y/N), come on. It’s me, Dream.” He smiled.

        She clenched her jaw as Techno looked between the pair as the other two of her family stayed where they were. Then she changed the direction of her bow and it snagged his pant leg, pinning the fabric to the ground as another arrow appeared in her bow.

        “Leave my family alone.” She told him.

        “Your family?” Dream laughed. “They haven’t tried to talk to you in almost three years! Now, they thought they had power over the two of us because I was locked away; they tried to use you! I broke out to save you.”

        His voice was creeping back into the back of her mind as she gripped onto her bow.

        “YOU BASTARD!” Tommy’s voice broke through the voice of Dream.

        Dream hissed as Tommy snagged a weak point in his armor, drawing blood.

        “How dare you say I’d use my sister!” He shouted, pushing the man back, jumping back as Techno quickly aimed his crossbow.

        Dream dove out of the way as the firework went off where he had been.

        “I won’t let you use my sister like a puppet.” Techno put his crossbow away to replace it with his axe.

        An arrow landed in front of Dream’s face and (Y/N) pointed her bow to the ground.

        “I never miss, so take the friendly warning. Leave and never speak to me again. Leave this land.”

        “You…you can’t…” Dream gave a laugh.

        “She can do whatever she wants mate,” Phil said, all three of them standing in front of (Y/N). “And you’ll have to go through us to even think about her. I suggest you leave.”

        “You’ll regret this.” Dream spat at them before getting up and ender pearling away.

        A weight was gone as (Y/N) teared up when the three looked over at her.

        “Oh dear, you need some blue.” Ghostbur came out now and gave the girl a piece of blue.

        “Thank you.” She sniffled wiping away her tears.

        Tommy came over putting an arm around one side of her shoulders as Techno went on the other side as Phil put a hand on her head.

        “We won!” Tommy cheered.

        She had missed her family…

#mcyt x reader #mcyt imagine #mcyt fanfiction #sbi x reader #tommyinnit x reader #technoblade x reader #philza x reader #ghostbur x reader

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Well, hot chocolate?

part one | part two | part three

this is the last part in this mini series. this dialogue was submitted by @susanshinning thank you ^_^ i hope you like it. started yesterday and posting today :) i loved writing this duo very much.

3k+ words [not properly proof read]

characters: c!techno and c!punz centered. c!dream and c!phil show up for just a bit. NOT SHIPPING.

tw: abuse, starvation, self harm.

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Punz was wide awake. Techno was asleep right beside him, or so he believed. Dream was beside Techno, head on the hybrid’s hand, using it as a pillow, the green prince was somehow fast asleep. Punz stared at them. Techno's soft pink hair draped over the pillow to Dream’s hand on Techno, holding the fabric of his friend’s shirt.

They didn't tell him the whole story. What happened after Techno was there.

Punz shifted to lay on his back, Steve’s breath on his feet. It was crowded in the room but felt comfortable. Almost tasted like Dream and his final goal, a home. Tomorrow, him and Dream are going to travel back to the secret base.

The music box’s were turned off but Punz could still hear the light rhythmic sounds of pistons. The skeleton rattling outside, the foxes in the basement or the howls of the wolves, Punz could hear it all. He could hear Dream’s sobbing, Techno’s panicked voice, the swing of an axe in a vault taking lives. It was too quiet for his liking.

Punz got up slowly, pulling the strings of his tunic for the fabric to hug his body, he slowly walked to the door. He opened it slowly and stepped outside without a coat.

The wood beneath his feet was cold, Punz wiggled his toes once he stopped in the middle of the bridge, leaning on the fence. He saw Phil’s light go out, seeing the angel’s shadow for a moment. Punz chuckled. He wasn't the only one up.

He looked at his hands, the scars, the calloused fingers. Fingers entwined he looked at the moon taking a deep breath. Punz wasn't thinking, he was just there, just standing there feeling cold air enter his lungs. He stared at the skeleton and the zombie fighting beyond the fence, at the cold deep shudder that went through the entire forest as few crows left their nest. His feet were cold by staying outside for too long without proper winter clothes but Punz just needed this.

Punz heard the soft footsteps snapping him out of his daze. The person stood beside him, warmth radiating off his body.

“Can't sleep?” Techno spoke, almost whispering, he handed a warm mug to Punz and the blond took it.

“Chocolate, huh?”

“A luxury I can afford because of all the travels,” Techno chuckled. “I do it all by myself, you know. Thought you’d like hot chocolate?”

“Haven't tasted in ages,” Punz brought the cup to his lips and took a sip. “Oh god—”

“Knew you’d like it.”

They both settled in the silence of the commune. Punz tensed as a warm cape was kept on his shoulders; he pulled it closer.

“I'm such an idiot,” Punz whispered quietly. He dropped the act of calmness, tapping the mug with his fingers, he sighed. “I shouldn't have snapped at you both.”

“You’re not an idiot,” Techno said, making Punz chuckle. Of course Techno would say that. “See, okay. You had every right to be mad at us, you know. Like I know that we— dream and me are eh— not good at openin’ up and stuff but you’re by our side, we shouldn't have kept you in the dark.”

“You know it's more than that right?” Techno looked at Punz and the blond stared back at him, exhausted.

“Trust me Punz, you don't want to go down that thinkin’ path,” Techno said, his voice firm as if he had done that.

“You blame yourself and you’re telling me this,” Punz called him out.

“Used to blame myself for a lot of things. Then I thought about it rationally, you know, maybe you’re familiar with the process of thinking?”

“Oh fuck off,” Punz laughed.

“You helped him from the start when no one was there with him and you can't blame yourself for what happened in the prison bro,” Techno frowned at Punz’s thought process. “No one knew what was happening. Sam and Quackity—”

“Sick fucks,” Punz cursed, interrupting Techno, his grip on the cup tightening.

“—were too cunning on this one, too bold, I'll give them that,” Techno continued.

“But I helped him put himself in the vault, Techno! You don't get it,” Punz argued.

“And Phil built the machine which was used to execute me in New L’manberg.”

“He did?”

“Yup. We laughed about it later,” Techno smiled. “See I don't get how it is and all but— if you start thinkin’ like that you’ll never stop. You’ll walk on ice around Dream and he doesn't need a person in his life right now who does that. Especially if that's you. You did what you were told by him and me and you, both know how his mind works, well you more than me maybe but yeah?”

“This is so fucked,” Punz said as his eyes teared up a bit. He took a sip while he blinked to keep the tears away.

“I know. It's just I know how much you mean to him Punz and—” Techno patted Punz’s shoulder. “Just don't blame yourself. It’s not your fault.”

“It’s going to take time. I'm going to kill them all,” Punz spoke, turning to look at Techno. “One by one, I'm not going to make it slow.”

“Eh, think you’d need help?” Techno asked. “Not sure on the slow part though. Not into that stuff.”

“I was just being dramatic,” Punz rolled his eyes.

“Oh makes sense you’re friends with him,” Techno teased.

“I just don't get how you’re always joking,” Punz shook his head.

“Not always but me neither,” Techno laughed. A whole hearted one. It was the first time Punz and him had talked seriously. Techno walked to the opposite side of the bridge and sat down so he could still look at the moon. Punz joined him and they both sipped from their mugs.

Punz was slowly taking in the taste and warmth of the beverage. He felt warm and he smiled. This was good, he could get used to this. With his bees of course. Maybe get Purpled in with them? Give the new adult a home. Not long after Punz’s thoughts spiralled to the problems at hand.

“You’re thinking too hard,” Techno commented as he kept his mug aside. He was done. Punz pulled the cape beneath his feet.

“Yeah, discovering the wonders you know,” Punz snickered.

“Bruh,” Techno laughed and Punz joined in giggling. They heard noise from inside Techno’s house and Techno put a finger to his lips to tell Punz to keep quiet, both still quietly laughing.

“Tell me,” Punz said after they stopped. “Tell me what happened after— after you went in there.”

“Yeah it was great, let me tell you. It was nice and cosy and I went there with a pass and Sam took me in— the redstone Punz? Like no other. I’ll give Sam one for that. And then I crossed this little bridge and went to see Dream and then Sam locked me up too. Turns out Quackity lied to me on my birthday. And then Sam went on a vacation,” Techno rambled and Punz looked at him unamused.

“Is this something you’re doing to make me feel a bit better?” Techno just rolled his eyes and then looked into Punz’s eyes.

“Bro bro it was bad. Blood and the smell of complete neglect. And— and the obsidian walls covered in blood. Don't tell this to Dream,” Techno warned. “It was hell, man. Like when I saw him I didnt let it show but how he looked. Punz, I had to force myself to look at him without pity. How he yelled at me and how his voice cracked. The scars the wounds—”

“I don't think I'll ever be able to get those days out of my mind,” Techno shuddered at the image at the back of his mind. “And then Sam locked me up and left for a long vacation. We had no food after a few days and it was just us you know. Dream was mad at me for a while but then— then we talked. He thought I was lying about the plan I had. Not my fault Phil took so long to read the Will.”

Techno took a deep breath. “Phil— he thought I was going to die, you know. He didn't want to give up hope, you know. Can't blame him.”

“Very genius of you to name the book ‘the will’, yeah sure,” Punz mocked.

“It was a wink, a nod alright. Can't blame me that y’all don't get the story telling,” Techno defended his brilliant skills.

“We met God and he gave us a bell. Maybe the god was a he, I didn't ask for pronouns. I should have—”

“You met who?” Punz almost yelled.

“Keep your voice down idiot, you'll wake them up,” Techno scolded him, whispering. “We met god, I know that guy, DreamXD. Dream was so mad after I asked for a bell. But as the myths tell us Punz, never trust gods, they’re called gods for a reason. And Dream wanted to ask help— well then I told him a plan. We were going to punch obsidian, well Ii told him that he was going to do it just to mess with him. I fed him potatoes and he punched the obsidian, nothin’ happened. But Dream was feeling hopeful y’know, I’d tell him stories you know and he laughed and smiled and all. He looked a bit healthier— as far as a starved person can get. All this time I couldn't do anythin’, his wounds healed too slowly, he had panic attacks and he was in pain. I—”

“Techno slow down,” Punz patted Techno’s lap. “Take a breath, you’re rambling.”

“He threatened Dream you know, Quackity, he said to Dream that he’d kill me if he didn't give up the revive book. Like come on my best friend is a necromancer and this guy waltzes in with shears in his hands and decked in netherite. I told him that he was being stupid and I told dream not to give up the book. Quackity then started hurtin’ us both,” Techno looked at the long scar he had from his wrist to the elbow. “Dream pushed him off me you know, after— after all this time he punched Quackity straight in the face for me. Like what an idiot—”

Techno looked away taking deep breaths. He could hear Dream begging Sam for Quackity to stop, to stop hurting them. That day Techno had seen a completely broken Dream. The three months he had been in there with Dream was nothing like that day.

Punz patted Techno’s arm and felt the warrior flinch. “Techno?”

“Yeah so i was telling you—”

“I know the rest,” Punz spoke pating Techno’s back gently. “I know you got out ‘cause of the stasis chamber and you took three months to break Dream out and the rest is history.”

“When I— I went to break him out, he was in a glass cage, like a display piece bro,” Techno looked at Punz, shoulders slumped and hands in a fist. “He is a human, not some thing. This is so messed up.”

“I know. I know,” Punz moved and sat in front of Techno and looked up, “And you still went in there, knowing things, even when you have one life?”

“I've had somethings in the past Punz, things I wasn't brave enough to do, I didn't want to repeat the same thing and regret it,” Techno said, honestly. “Come on, I have one whole life, no need to get sad about it. I've always had one life.”

“You could have died when the butcher army took you, you could’ve died on doomsday,” Punz started listing. “Fuck you could have even died in prison.”

“Are you done being dramatic?”

“You think this is a joke?”

“I think it's my life.”

“Yeah it's your life. Nothing about people who care for you right? Your thinking, Techno? It's all over the place.”

“Look, there is a reason i dont go waving a huge flag around that I have ‘one life’ so much, there is a reason I'm comfortable with Phil so much. He doesn't act like its a huge deal like y’all—”

“Have you maybe thought that he is kinda casual about you because he has one life too?”

“Yes I have and it doesn't count,” Techno replied. “Some things just need to be done, Punz, I think you’d know that.”

“How am I with you idiots?” Punz shook his head frowning. “Like Dream is on one life and you are too. You’re both stubborn in different ways.”

“Don't agree,” Techno smiled. “Me and stubborn? Nah nah but Dream? Definitely. You’ve seen how he doesn't eat his vegetables.”

Punz smiled at Techno shivering as the wind picked up. He didn't get Techno at first but now he was getting used to the witty and silly remarks of his friend.

“Look at that idiot stuck in the snow,” Punz pointed and Techno looked at the little hill where a zombie was knee deep in the snow trying to crawl forwards. They both stared at the zombie

“Will take care of it in the morning,” Techno said, getting comfortable in his sitting position, “Too lazy right now. Will wake up Phil later than usual, uh, after yesterday. Clean this up and then sleep.”

“You’re staying up for me, huh?” Punz teased.

“Maybe,” Techno smirked looking at Punz from the corner of his eyes watching the surprised blond. Techno turned to look at him. “You know I owe you one right? I know you were with Dream and all, but you saved me when I was going to get executed.”

“The anvil fell Techno I didn't do shit,” Punz brushed it off.

“No, you bought me time to run away after I used the totem,” Techno pointed in Punz’s face. “I owe you one too, big time.”

“What can I say, I'm amazing, Technoblade owes me and I get all the bitches,” Punz grinned, head tilted up cockily.

“You shouldn’t be so sure about the first and the last part,” Techno shrugged, a mischievous smile on his lips.

“Leave me alone!” Punz glared and shoved Technoo away as they laughed. “I get bitches and I'm rich and not an idiot like you all.”

“Yeah sure. Very brave of you to lie about this, Punzo,” Techno sat up straight, smiling.

“Fuck off,” Punz rolled his eyes. “Go get a life.”

“Can't do that sorry,” Techno went with the bit.

“God you’re fucking terrible.”

“I know. So,” Techno moved closer to where Punz was sitting. “I wanted you to do something for me.”

Punz looked at the sudden change in Techno’s tone. “What?”

“I'm not saying that something might go wrong but I'm just saying alright. If something happens” Techno started talking carefully. He raised an eyebrow at Punz. “to me—”

“Shut up,” Punz frowned. “Shut up, nothing is going to happen to you. To anyone.”

“Dont be stupid, Punz,” Techno looked at Punz displeased. “We can't live on false assurance or on the thought that nothings gonna happen. So, I need you to keep an eye on Phil, keep him safe alright. Of course you’ll keep Dream safe. I don't need to tell you that.”

Punz scoffed. “The thing that you needed to ask me to take care of Phil. Like have some faith in me Techno. Like I know he is not like with with us right now but I know what he means to you. I was there when the butcher army took you back to New L’manberg and I know what you said to them. I like him as well. Dream likes him like hell everyone likes Philza Minecraft and he has a wife—”

“Not everyone likes Philza Minecraft when he is friends with a pig, a mercenary and an ex-prisoner.”

“So just Quackity and Sam?”

“Huh—”

“He tries to help everyone, Techno. He is going to be fine. What he needs is for you to be fine, I'm pretty sure.”

“Don't tell Phil that I asked you to look out for him after I die— if I die.”

“I won't if you stop being a party pooper.”

“What are you ten?”

“Maybe but have more optimism than you.”

“You speak as if you didn't ask me earlier to take care of Dream just a few days ago when Dream was out with Phil chopping down trees.”

“Ha, didn't happen.”

“It definitely did.”

“No one will believe you.”

Techno just looked at Punz unamused. He knew Punz was joking to keep it all cool but they both knew what happened to Dream down in the basement and how Phil struggled to keep it together in front of Wilbur.

Sun had started to peek from the horizon and Punz looked tired as looked at the sunrise.

“How long have we been awake?” Punz asked as he covered his mouth while yawning.

“Few hours I guess,” Techno took his cup in his hand and looked at the tired man beside him. “Staying for another day?”

“Yeah too tired to travel you know,” Punz replied.

They both knew it was a lie. Dream and him had been through worse. It was just for another normal day, peace at a sanctuary.

“Well you relax I need to clear out near the fences,” Techno spoke turning around. “Get some sleep.”

Punz stood up with his cup in his hand and followed Techno lazily, his hand on the hybrid’s back, faking that he needed support. “Yeah I'll do that but can I— can I get a refill?”

“Yeah wake Dream up, he loves hot chocolate too,” Techno opened the door. Techno stopped and looked at Punz with a mischievous look in his eyes. “I bet he’ll believe me, you know.”

“Don't you dare,” Punz threatened Techno.

“Don't you dare what? You guys are already awake? Oh man,” Dream was staring at both of them with a blanket around his body as he sat up. Steve was resting his head on Dream’s shoulder. “Shut that door, it's cold you idiots.”

Dream pulled the blanket and leaned onto Steve simultaneously. Punz was looking at Techno shaking head saying no and Techno just closed the door behind Punz.

“So Punz was telling me—” Techno started as he went to the kitchen.

“That’s it I'm waking up Phil,” Punz said and turned around to get down the stairs he had just climbed. “Phil”

“Don't you do that I’ll punch you,” Techno had never gotten out of the kitchen so fast. He just snaked his arms around Punz’s waist and lifted him up, Punz’s feet in the air.

“Let me down!” Pun screeched as Dream laughed.

“What the fuck happened when I was sleeping?” Dream laughed as he got up from the mass of blankets.

“Nothing.” Punz and Techno said in unison, getting defensive.

“Oh, tell me. Let me in on the secret,” Dream asked as he walked towards them.

“I swear to god I'll punch you Techno,” Punz yelled trying to get out of Techno’s grip.

“Tell me you wont wake up Phil,” Techno asked him as he lifted him higher.

“I wont I wont,” Punz wiggled.

“Promise me?”

“Alright just let me the fuck down,” Punz was hitting Techno’s arms now.

“God you’re such kids,” Dream said. “Literal idiots—”

Dream tripped on Steve’s feet and crashed right into Techno maing everyone fall down.

“Get off idio—”

The door opened, hitting Techno on the head as Dream got off the pile.

“I thought someone died,” Phil spoke, eyes wide. He had come running from his bedroom. “Screaming like that so early in the morning.”

“Well Punz was going to,” Techno groaned as he rubbed his head. “Y’all damage my property and me both.”

Punz lightly kicked Techno’s leg away holding his stomach as he sat up. “Shut up.”

“Well, hot chocolate?” Techno asked as he got up pushing Punz, who was just getting up, back down again.

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the antarctic idiots [pt.1] - c! technoblade

summary; in which two anarchist piglins adopt an ender boy.

genre; child! ranboo, piglin hybrid! reader, slight canon divergence from dream smp, fluff, found family au is my shit, reader is now ranboo’s parent i don’t make the rules, techno is a grumpy father but it’s okay you love him, realistic minecraft? (idk how to describe it-)

pairing; c! technoblade x reader, platonic! ranboo x reader

word count; 1.5k

a/n; fuck it, it is here now. here’s the techno x reader you fucking simps. i can’t even be mad bc i too am a simp for the anarchist pig that is technoblade. 

i hope this is somewhat up to par with everyone’s expectations since i hyped this up so much. this is one of the few writings that i actually like so- i couldn’t resist waiting so long to post it AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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now you never really expected to find yourself on a side of history that was deemed "the villain's side", especially when the villain wasn't even that bad.

okay, that's a bit of a lie. this piglin man blew up an entire country to end government. plus he has evaded his taxes. i mean the list goes on but that's not the entire point here.

the point is, you found yourself actually being friends (even going as far as housemates) with the so-called evil anarchist.

now we might be moving too fast here, so let's move it back a little bit.

"so you want me to join pogtopia?" you looked up, shutting the book in your hand as you leaned back on your chair. "and what would i get in return exactly?"

"...our friendship won't die?" the voice of wilbur soot rings in your quiet home, unsure and nervous at your stern aura and words.

"why can't you just help us?!" tommy flared up, nearly throwing a fit if not for his older brother holding him back.

"just because i am your friend, does not mean i am interested in fighting for your conflicts." you place the book on the small side table, adjusting your gloves while you explain yourself to the two boys, "i'm not saying i'm a pacifist, but i'm not here to fight. i live far away for a reason. i told you this before."

"can i call in that favor then?" wilbur asked. "you still owe me one." you huffed at his words. you saw this coming.

"you're lucky i'm a nice person most of the time." you sighed, standing up and nearly towering over the two boys if not for wilbur being a bit taller than you. "i will get my stuff packed, and then we can get to your pogtopia. but while i do that, please explain the whole situation." since you lived so far away from society, you didn't know too much about what was happening unless wilbur told you about it and wilbur never really talked to you too often.

"well, you know how we had l'manburg.." and then he starts to explain how that completely backfired on them because they lost the election and now they lost their country. "and now we want to fight back for l'manburg." wilbur finishes explaining as you put your old netherite sword in its sheath that hung on your waist. "we just need your help. are you willing to train us?"

"it's not like i have much of a choice since you're cashing in that favor." you pointed out. "i better not be staying for too long."

"i can't make any promises about that." you sighed. "you ready?"

"unfortunately." it was time to leave your home and face violence once again.

"if it makes you feel any better, you're not the only person we've asked to help us." tommy says in an attempt to get you out of your bitter mood.

"that made me feel worse, tommy. i think you guys would've been fine without me if you have another person helping you other than tubbo." you slung your bag over your shoulder. "but if you really insist on getting the help of me, then who am i to judge?"

"since it seems like you're ready now, let's go to pogtopia!" tommy said, ignoring most of your words of complaints as he starts to drag you by the arm towards the dream smp. "it's quite the walk from here. why do you live so far from everyone? don't you get lonely? why didn't you join l'manburg with me and will?"

"slow down with the questions, tommy. first of all, i've told you and wilbur why i live far away, you did not listen though." you pressed a finger on his forehead, earning a huff of annoyance from the blonde. you moved your hand back to your side. "i simply do not like people. also why get pulled into conflict that you never were apart of to begin with? but that's pretty hypocritical of me to say now."

"i get that you're not fond of people, but aren't you lonely out here?" you three walked into the portal that would take you right into the nether. the sounds of bubbling lava and squealing pigmen was always an oddly comforting sound to hear.

"i'm perfectly content in my house. even if it's very far from others. i'm happy." you answered though your words sounded so... monotonous. tommy gave you a look, he definitely didn't believe you. "i know i don't sound happy but i am." before you knew it, you made it to the other nether portal which would actually take you to the manburg and pogtopia. oh how you didn't miss this place at all.

you never liked how manburg was ran even before shlatt was elected. you never really like government in general. it always seemed to be ruining everything. freedom never felt like freedom, at least that's what you thought especially when there was a goverment.

"welcome to pogtopia!" you were so deep in your own thoughts that you hadn't realized that you had made it to pogtopia.

"so where is your other helper? the first choice that wasn't me?" you asked.

"i think he might be here. he's been staying up for a long time. ever since he got in here." wilbur said. "technoblade? you here?" wilbur leads you to a potato farm and you soon feel a sense of familiarity as you enter the room.

"yeah." a low huff is heard, causing you and wilbur to turn your heads toward the source of the sound. "i'm here." what immediately catches your attention is the crown messily placed on his head as he farms. as a piglin, you've always been fond of gold, that adoration never left you once you went to the overworld. you never really wore a crown but you wore a gold pendant instead that was pinned to your cape.

"you have a really pretty crown." it takes you a minute to realize that those words came out of your mouth. "fuck, i didn't mean to say that out loud." you explained quickly to the male that was farming. "piglin things." you muttered.

"a very unexpected compliment. understandable." techno said. "wilbur, who is this again? have i met them?"

"well, you'd think you know each other since you're both piglins, but i guess the world is bigger than i thought. well, technoblade, meet y/n, y/n, meet technoblade."

"i call him the blade." tommy said smugly. "the blade! how's the potato planting doing?"

"it's doing fine. i didn't expect any company to come though."

"well, this is the person that we wanted to recruit for pogtopia."

"nice to meet you, even if the circumstances aren't the best. wilbur is lucky i owe him a favor." you said. "i sort of expected meeting you since tommy and wilbur mentioned you once they came to get me. i just never expected to see another piglin here in the overworld."

"never expected to see another piglin here either." techno hummed slightly.

maybe staying in pogtopia won't be too bad. at least you made a friend?

that was sort of a lie. you and techno never really talked after the encounter. it never worried you, you’re not one for conversation right now anyways. you had a mission to do and you’re gonna do it. you didn’t have time to make friends, at least that’s what you thought. friends seemed to be temporary in the smp, considering the wars that were and have happened.

you weren’t going to make another friend, knowing that you just might get pulled into their fights.

“why did you stop fighting once you left l’manburg?” wilbur’s voice rings in the small fighting pit that was made for training.

“i simply didn’t find the need to fight. it doesn’t mean i’m any weaker though. i will still fight for what i want to fight for.” and that’s gonna be really ending this whole government. you think to yourself, letting the nighttime ambience fill the air.

“you still have your lives...right?” you show him your wrist which had 3 hearts tattooed on it. 

“i’ve been living away from everyone, of course i won’t die that easily.” you let out an empty laugh. “bold of you to assume i would even die.”

“i know it’s ridiculous to even think that you would lose a life after you left l’manburg but what if dream were to chase you down and kill you?”

“i understand your worry, but need not to worry, i can handle myself. if i couldn’t you guys would never even assign me as cavalry captain those years ago.” you said, unbuttoning your gold pendant to place it on the stone cold floor along with your other accessories you had. “it’s not like dream can do too much to me. we made a deal after all.”

“a deal?” wilbur raised an eyebrow as he took off his jacket, tossing it on the ground.

“don’t be too concerned. i’m not like eret. i wouldn’t betray you.”

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"i will keep silent bc people dont like it when i dislike these two" i mean. who cares, its ur blog. do what u want! also theyre shit characters so 💖 speak ur mind

sajdd... they infuriate me. more than any other character.

uh, below! (this took extra long because lmao i was in call brr brr barking w/ a friend who missed the stream and we were both just, so mad at phil & techno)

they've never once lost, in so many definitions of that word. the closest techno has ever gotten to losing anything of value was ranboo, and the way that was treated pisses me off, but i digress for now.

i've watched almost every single dsmp lore stream since august of 2020. i've especially watched every single one for SBI. i want to note rq that this is nothing against c!phil or techno, because they're lovely people.

their characters just infuriate me.

i have gone on about c!phil before- about how you can trace almost every single problematic behavior that c!wilbur has back to his upbringing with phil we know about. the way phil has spoken about wilbur as a child is reminescent of a neglectful or misunderstanding parent. the fact that it was HIM who drove the sword through wilbur's chest, no one else, but he blames everyone else- and to this day hasnt apologized for it or even said he did it. he blames anything else.

we know they have a rocky relationship, its brought up constantly. wilbur put phil with schlatt when he talked about liars. he lied to him about his success- and yet he always goes back to him. he wants that validation from a father, and he never gets it.

c!phil gives out advice that is surface level decent advice to give people, but it ends there. i dont know if it's because he's incapable of reading the room, or if he's really that dense, or just doesnt care about anything but his own morals, or all of the above, but thus far he's given advice to c!tommy and c!wilbur, both times when they looked to exclusively him for advice, and in return they were both told they need to either change fundamentally, or accept it as entirely their fault something happened and apologize to everyone else. for tommy it was his fault that he got exiled and thats because he puts items above people, despite the fact that as a viewer we know thats false, but EVEN from phil's perspective he's never ONCE seen tommy do such a thing. actually, phil has witnessed tommy on multiple occasions have absolutely NOTHING and still defend people. but no, things like being exiled was because of the discs, not because of dream.

phil even has the forsight to admit that dream is creepy, that he's off, that he's no good. he said so! he said so after doomsday, that it was 'just business'. phil was one of the very few people to see tommy during exile, shortly before his party, he gave tommy boots. he saw the state tommy was in, ripped clothing, missing shoes, he saw the holes everywhere. the tent. the fact that dream was there.

so when he heard dream was in prison??? no bells went off? and he broke techno out because techno is a friend and that was a favor- EVEN THOUGH we also know their bond isnt completely solid because phil keeps secrets from techno! such as michael! phil has known about michael for over a year, he met him! he even knew that ranboo was at the very least, hanging out with tubbo. but he didnt tell techno because he feared how techno would react. thats not good. THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING.

but no he listened to techno to break dream out despite feeling 'off' about it. the syndicate makes me mad. for something that is supposed to be a community where they make decisions together, no members wanted to speak up that they didnt want to do the prison break out? feels off.

but THEN. right after the prison break out, when tommy came running to him he has the audacity to be mad at dream for going after tommy right away, calling him a wrongun or whatever the fuck. NO SHIT? ever think maybe there was a reason he was in prison???

but god even when tommy was under his "protection" phil like, made it painfully obvious that he's just tolerating tommy, going along. he had to point out that the walls wouldnt work. mind you, he did this WITH ghostboo, meaning he absolutely KNOWS ranboo is dead. he kept brushing tommy's concerns off, even when he SAW the fall pit.

this isnt even onto wilbur yet. ive made posts before, phil has been and has always been a shit father and grandfather. the way he treat fundy too was just, utterly inexcusable and awful, even despite the whole butcher army thing. he forgave tubbo, but wouldnt even give fundy the time of day to step on the property. and when they finally DID speak, he accused fundy of misremembering or lying about l'manburg and manburg, despite fundy having LIVED THROUGH IT, just because it didnt match his own perception of believed events.

just, oh my god i'd go into more detail if i could think coherently but i am just tired and enraged at an old man.

it hurts so much with wilbur you know. just. he has his son, someone he killed before, in front of him. there should be red flags and alarm bells ringing about the way wilbur spoke of himself. it should be familiar, you'd think, of wilbur's final moments with him. the way he speaks and thinks of himself. and all phil can offer is cookies and 'maybe you should distance yourself from everyone you think you've wronged'

and oh my god the way he treated tommy. "the child". hitting him away. not giving him snacks until wilbur insisted

and i've not even SPOKEN about c!techno man.

c!techno genuinely- im sorry pogtopia? he wasn't used as a weapon. he was an ally. i utterly hate the whole 'the blade' thing, thats his nickname, hell, its his last name he signed legal papers that way!

in pogtopia they all had fun moments. maybe in the end, he was a good ally because of power, but NO one ever asked him to make the armor and weapons. never. he was only ever asked to make a potato farm. no one asked him to gear everyone up.

would they have lost the battle? maybe! though in the end it was everyone against only a few.

i just... techno has never given an apology to someone that mattered, not a full apology, and his apology the tubbo was never full.

but he expects apologies from everyone else. he for some reason, cant be viewed as an antagonist, even though he is literally the antagonist for over half the server and has been since november 16th.

people have apologized to him time and time again but he doesn't care. he wants more.

and today when wilbur apologized his first thoughts weren't anything about wilbur, it was once again about himself. was anyone else against him? wilbur said he didnt know and techno would bring it up again. wilbur apoogized again and told him to ask them.

and techno just went 'yeah okay' and forgave him, but wilbur never needed forgiveness from techno, that's one of the last people he needed it from.

it beyond pisses me off that c!techno and c!phil can over and over again hurt people, and cause pain, but then avoid the blame. sure it was sam who drove a sword through ranboo's chest, but that would've never happened if techno and phil didn't break dream out of prison.

and dream never needed broken out. phil didnt even want to, but he did for techno. which. mind you, hot take? the c!emerald duo friendship is lowkey toxic.

phil cant trust techno enough to tell him about michael. he feared he'd 'do something' and so he lied to him about tubbo and ranboo for months.

phil also can't seem to say no to techno, ever? he cant ever say 'this isnt a good idea.', even if he thinks its not. because in his minds eye techno is either always right, or the ends justify the means just because its techno.

and there's the 'for you the world phil' thing, but have we ever been shown that? and has techno EVER asked phil his opinion about things because i cant recall a time.

but no, phil will criticize tommy for his friendship with tubbo, because he put 'discs over his friend', even though that isn't true, and phil wasnt even there to witness the disc confrontation, and has never seen any evidence of tommy doing that, but can make a basis to claim 'maybe tubbo wasnt much of a friend'.

the difference is tubbo and tommy both have the gall to say 'this is a shit idea' and either go along with each other, or stop one another from doing something. they had their ups and downs but they chose each other and would ask each other their thoughts. they have their faults but emerald duo is NO better, and maybe even, in my opnion, a little worse. but clearly im a bit biased.

this is literally just me ranting & rambling, because i have no uh, time rn to do an analysis and point out every thing that they've done, even though i could. i have done quite a bit with phil and his treatment towards wilbur, its somewhere on my blog.

they're at the very least antagonists and it just, upsets me greatly that they're framed as the good guys, that everyone needs to forgive or ignore their wrong doing, even though they've hurt so many, even those they consider 'friends' (niki & ranboo).

c!phil is a neglectful father and grandfather who is so stuck in thinking he's right that he cant see red flags and alarms of his son being suicidal again.

c!techno is so full of himself that even when he loses someone he cares dearly about, he cant bring him up more than once and is 'done' with it once he's 'completed' a task of saving his son, leaving a widowed husband and his son to be on their own.

whatever, i dont like them, ive not liked them for a very long time and every time i think 'maybe ill give them a chance' it always disappoints.

#dsmp #dream smp #c!techno crit #c!phil crit #<- i tagged them i literally dont want to hear anyone complaining #i wont change my mind until their characters change and do something proving they have #maybe ill do a proper analysis later but im too fired up rn #rant #lemon answers #ask #sajdd