#i get why ya'll hate his ass so much

[normansnt]

Could I request a third part of the prince? I love it!

YES OMG YOU ARE MY FIRST REQUEST HIIII THANK YOU SM IM HAPPY YOU LIKE IT🧡🧡

Yeah I might have forgot to mention I do in fact take requests😎

Actually ya'll have been loving the prince series and I was wondering if you want me to making it into like a full blown story like following the series events and what not, or like just a little series of cute scenarios?

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Warnings:

The prince (part 3)

(Alastor x male reader)

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Currently you were arguing with your father. Since the moment he found out you are dating Alastor he was not happy, to say the least.

"Why the sudden urge to leave? Is it not good here anymore because I can clean up the rubber ducks-"

"No dad thats not the point I just think I'm old enough to move out and Charlie has her hotel with a lot of rooms, and I mean I guess her dream is not that impossible-"

"Yeah right, like I'm going to believe that you just want to move in with that bambi of yours" he scoffed

"Dont call him- thats not- ok fine yeah, I want to move in with Alastor why is that such a problem I am a grown ass adult I can do as I please." And with that you left the room to pack.

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"I swear, he still thinks I am a kid." You were pacing in Alastor's room while he was sitting on a couch and calmly drinking tea.

"He let Charlie go?? Why not me why cant I do what I want with my life" you continued your angry ranting while unpacking you clothes.

At this point you were basically moved in with Alastor. You had all your stuff there you just needed to unpack, which he solved with a flick of his wrist. You could have done that too, but your father raised both you and your sister to not be careless with the amount of power you have, also you were busy rambling.

"*sigh*...thank you honey." You said quietly as you took a seat next to him slumping into the couch.

Alastor looked at you. Till now he was just half listening to you ramble and he thought you would feel better once you let it out and you two could cuddle but right now you looked even more sad, defeated even.

This did not sit right with him. If there was anything he hated most was seeing you sad or hurt.

He took a hold of your hand and put his other one on your cheek to guide your head to look at him.

"My dear, this issue will be resolved just as any other, you will make up with your father." He reassured you with a smile.

"I know but than it will start again, and I'm starting to feel like he will never accept you even though you are so important to me and... it's just too much right now, I'm sorry I need to be alone." And with that you left.

There it was again. That stinging feeling in his chest. Alastor had to take matters into his own hands.

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You walked down the stairs and took a seat by the bar.

"Damn kid, rough day?" Asked Husk as you put your head into your hands and groaned.

"Thats one way to put it, can you please get me a whisky on the rocks" you said in your ever so kind voice.

Husk liked you. On contrary to your father and older sister you were calm, quiet and well spoken. All this while still having the heart of gold they have as well.

He never understood how a charming young man such as yourself would find himself in a relationship with a demon like Alastor.

During your numerous visits to the Hotel you have talked to Husk a lot and you two became really good friends. The same went for Angel who usually joined you guys. You three usually sat by the bar chatting for hours.

"Hi (Y/N)," you heard Angels voice approaching as you sipped on your whisky. He took a seat next to you and shared a quick kiss with Husk. You chuckled to yourself quietly, you have been rooting for the two from the very beginning and when they finally got together you were so happy you shedded a few tears.

"Hi Angel" you gave him a small smile but he saw through it.

"Aww, toots hard times?" He asked as Husk handed him his drink.

"It's a long story" you answered.

"We got time" said Husk encouragingly.

You smiled a little than started telling the story.

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Alastor was on his way to find Charlie. He needed to solve the situation or he had to gauge his own eyes out so he doesn't have to see you sad.

He figured if he got your father to come to the hotel you can talk things out. As well as, he is going to try and make an effort not to be a complete ass with him but Lucifer has to try and be nice as well, for your sake.

He needed Charlie for this because if Alastor asked Lucifer to come he would not. However if Charlie asked, he'd be there in a second.

"Oh Charlie?" He wondered into the princess's room.

"Yes? OH Alastor HI how is my brother doing?" She asked with excitement. She was more than thrilled that her little brother is going to move into her hotel.

"Not so well I'm afraid I acquire your assistance to make him feel better"

"What? Whats the problem is he ok? Did you hurt him? Alastor I do not care how helpful you are around here if you hurt my little brother-" Her eyes started glowing red as her hair was swept into the air and her horns started to show.

Before this could go any further Alastor cut her off.

"My dear, rest assured I would kill hell's entire population and my self before causing any harm to your darling brother." He said calmly.

"Oh, then whats the problem?" Asked Charlie now calm.

And so Alastor explained everything to Charlie.

When Alastor and Charlie knocked on her father's door there was no answer. They looked at one another and Charlie checked if it was open. It was, so they could go in without problems.

"Hello? Dad?" Yelled Charlie as her voice echoed in the huge mansion.

"YOU, It's your fault you took them away from me" they heard as they looked to their right.

In seconds Alastor was tackled to the floor with a very angry Lucifer on top.

When Charlie registered what she was seeing she started to pull her father off of the Radio demon to almost no avail. The devil wouldn't budge.

"YOU TOOK BOTH OF MY CHILDREN AWAY FROM ME ARE YOU HAPPY NOW IS THAT ENOUGH?"

Lucifer was not happy. He was yelling in his demon form wings out and fire spewing from his mouth.

"DAD"

Everyone stopped. You were standing in the door looking at the scene before you, baffled.

You rarely raised your voice, so to hear it this loud and clear shocked most people in the room.

You cleared your throat. And said in your normal calm voice again.

"Can we talk in private."

Lucifer calmed down and followed you into the room you left to.

When he entered the room to his surprise, you hugged him.

"Listen dad, I understand that both of your kids growing up is hard for you, and I'm sorry for leaving you alone but I need my space I'm starting to live my life and its with Alastor because I love him."

You said in a very gentle tone.

Your dad looked at you for some time then hugged you again.

"You really love him, kiddo?" He looked at you with understanding eyes as he let go.

"I do, dad I really do." You answered.

Your dad sighed. He took a hold of your hands.

"All that matters to me is that you are happy. I'm sorry I have been such a jerk about it but...it's so hard to let you kids go, you will always be my babies" He sniffed lightly.

You chuckled at that and squeezed his hands.

"Can you please make an effort to not hate Alastor?" You tried.

He groaned.

"Yeah, yeah I'll see what I can do but he needs to be cooperative"

You walked out of the room.

Charlie stood up with tears in her eyes and hugged you both.

"Oh...the walls are thin here aren't they?" You asked as you looked at your dad.

"Yeaaah, forgot to mention that."

"You guys, I'm so happy you made up are we ok now?" She asked between sniffles.

"Yeah, we are ok" you smiled at your dad.

After your sister let you go from her crushing embrace Alastor walked up to you.

"I- listen no pressure about saying-" he cut you off by swapping you off your feet into a breathtaking kiss.

"I...I love you too, darling" he said quietly, without the radio statics, he said it in his real voice, as he put his forehead on yours.

"OK, see, I promised to be nice but there is no need to rub it in my face" your father said as he dragged you away.

Alastor straightened up and, with the static back in his voice and an eye twitching, he held his hand out to your father.

"I promise to make an effort to not murder you" he smiled eerily at your dad.

Lucifer had a brooding expression on his face but shook the radio demons hand none the less.

"Thank you." You said at last as you hugged both of them. They hugged you back. While glaring at each other behind your back.

Sure they are gonna make an effort. When you're looking.

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TADA

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Also please let me know if y'all want any of what I mentioned in the beginning.

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[aryxchse]

school president and the troublemaker. | percy jackson x daughter of hera! reader.

a / n ; hello ya'll it's ya fav daughter of hera writer, this fic is written while i listened to my 'old bts songs' playlist, you know i'm talkin' about you just one day!!!

warnings : cursing, teenagers (that's should be a warning), this is writed by according to my countries school rules so deal with it, also grover, y/n, annabeth and percy are my favorite gang fr, rival-ish friends to lovers??, percy beating the shit out of some guy, mentions of staring, blood, no kiss on the lips ugh

"i fucking hate mondays," the son of poseidon whined, crossing his arms on his desk and leaning his head on them.

the first two class was history, which it didn't made anything better for him. he was a math guy, he didn't liked reading and stuff. but you and annabeth seemed to really enjoy it, even though annabeth is literally dislexic while your adhd was messing with your head.

grover sighed in front of him, leaning his head back until it rested on percy's desk. "i know right?" he said, fixing his green beanie. annabeth and you sighed, rolling your eyes at the two lazy boys.

"oh please, today's class is about mythology. i'm going to fuck that bitch up," annabeth said, smiling at you. you smiled back, knowing how much she hated your history teacher.

"you're fucking every teacher beth." percy yawned next to you, looking at the blonde girl. "they all hate you at this point for real."

"don't care," annabeth shrugged, looking like she was proud of herself. which she was. "they should educate people with truth, not a fucking lie."

"speak louder queen!" you agreed with her, while taking notes to your clipboard. there was a lot of shit going on in this big ass school, and you didn't know why you wanted to be a president of it this much.

at the beginning of the year, percy told you that you shouldn't get ahead of yourself—meaning that you guys can get expelled any day. but it never happened, it was yours second year in this school. three demigod's and one satyr, in the same school for two years. they should write and teach this in history too!

you had a way of talking out of problems, so whenever you four caused a trouble, everyone acted like nothing happened because of the mist. you controlled it in some type of way, because you wanted to be a president of some school before you become an adult.

back to now, percy peeked from your shoulder to see what you were writing on the clipboard.

— TO DO LIST —

visit the art, music and sport club to see if they need anything ✓

send the principal the needs of the clubs ✓

hang the new concert posters to schools board ✓

check if the p.e class needs anything

meeting with the other members at 13.00, lunch break

take the list of needed books in the library and hand the list to principal ✓

help the teachers or principal with the paperwork or sending them to where they should go ✓ (done for today)

you tapped your pen on the clipboard, focusing on the tasks you haven't done yet. percy sighed next to you, getting overwhelmed with how much work you had.

percy and annabeth was in the president club thingy with you, annabeth was the leader of the library club while percy was the sport clubs. they handed you the lists you writed on your clipboard. percy joined you to skip some classes and spend some time with you while annabeth just liked to be in charge.

"i didn't know we had a meeting today," percy whispered to you as the bitchy history teacher came into class. you rolled your eyes at the boy, putting the clipboard away to open your history notebook.

"i literally texted it in our groupchat. but you decided to ignore it and write 'what are we doing after school tomorrow?'" you reminded him. percy was about to answer you, but the teacher started yelling.

"alright kids, today we're learning about the twelve olympians and their wars!"

the four of you tried your hardest to not laugh, instead sharing side-eyes.

"man, for the first time this class will be fun," percy said, resting his cheek on his palm.

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

the class was indeed fun.

annabeth had so much fun fixing the teacher's every mistake while the rest of you tried not to laugh. but you took notes anyway. you wrote the notes in ancient greek for the gang to copy from you, since they had dislexia and couldn't read.

"you're the best," annabeth said, kissing your cheek as you handed her the notes. you smiled, blowing a kiss to her way as a response. grover sat next to annabeth while eating a vegan sandwich, and percy was trying to get a drink from the machine.

"ya'll have any more cents?" percy asked, angry at the machine. you sighed and stood up, giving a good kick to the machine. it started working again, dropping percy's blue coke with some snacks. you smiled at him, flipping your hair while you returned to your seat.

"like i didn't know how to do that," he murmured, taking his drink with his now free snacks. he gave the chips to annabeth while handing the m&m's to you. he took the fish cracker to himself, holding it in his mouth to open his coke.

there was this little table at the end of the corridor, right next to the food machine. it was you guys usual spot, and everyone knew it. except the lunch times at the cafeteria, you four always hanged around here.

annabeth rested her back against the wall, laying her feet on top of grover's lap. the satyr didn't mind, since they usually sit like that. your seat was in front of annabeth, as you rested your head against your palm, taking a support from the wall. percy leaned against you, putting his whole weight on you while he eated the fish crackers messily.

you paid no attention to him as you wrote something on your clipboard again. "did we have anything missing in p.e class? like some new basketball's?"

annabeth looked up as she thinked for a moment. "the new one we got apperantly blowed up, at least that's what james told me." you groaned, smashing your head -gently- to the table. "i fucking hate basketball team."

"same," grover said, eating percy's now empty diet coke. "they're like hydra's."

percy laughed at that, making a fist bump with grover.

"when was the meeting again?" grover asked after the laugh session with percy. you groaned again, head still on the table. "read the fucking group chat for gods' sake!"

"man, chill." grover raised his hands in defeat. annabeth closed her own notebook while handing you yours. "thanks babe." she said, patting your head gently. you only made thumbs up to her, leaving the notebook on the table.

percy sighed and sat straight, putting your notebook in your bag. he held you by the waist and made you lean to his shoulder, taking your clipboard away from you. "you've already done almost everything here, the others are useless." he said, voice soft.

you hugged percy's arm to support yourself and annabeth slightly smiled to herself. as your chin rested on top of his shoulder, you looked at the clipboard. "i know but the p.e class is worst than everything i did there, it's so tiring."

"i can help you, you know." he said, putting the clipboard on the table and looking at you. you pulled yourself away to look in his eyes. how those ocean eyes can held so much care in them?

"but you hate checking p.e class," you said quietly, hands still lazily on his bicep. he smirked, putting his own hand on top of yours.

"if it's going to make you shut up, then i'll be glad to help." he teased, and you can see it in his expression. you only rolled your eyes, smile betraying your fake annoyance.

"wow, what a nice man you are percy jackson." you complimented, patting his bicep. he flexed them while he gave you a cocky look. "i know pretty."

"i'm gonna throw up," annabeth said, still smiling. grover nodded, gagging playfully. you both sticked your tongue out to them, chuckling.

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

"that's it, i'm not fucking letting you help me through the p.e class check again." you hissed, making percy sit on the infirmary bed.

he fucking had a fight. apperantly some guy from the soccer team checked you out in that pretty school skirt of yours, and percy noticed it. you didn't know why he was this protective or annoyed when it camed to other guys, but now you had to deal with his bloody lip and eyebrow.

"he was fucking you with his eyes, what i was gonna do? give him a view?" he snapped back, his normally sweet shade of sea green eyes now as dark as a storm. you hated when percy looked at you like this. his hatred was easier to see. it wasn't towards to you, it's never towards to you. but you can't help but feel like you're being attacked too.

"nothing, percy. nothing!" you said, your own eyebrows furrowed. no one was in the infirmary because the school sucked at being responsible. you made sure to point this to principal too.

luckily, your best friend was a demigod, who can heal with water. but unluckily for you, there was no water near. so, you had to caress his wounds like the old ways. still, he healed much faster than a mortal could.

the moment alcoholed cotten touched his lip, he hissed. "what the fuck you mean nothing?" he said, but his voice wasn't loud. "you- you had a crush on him or something?" the last sentence camed out his lip weak.

you rolled your eyes at the boy, who's now had a worried expression on his face. you couldn't understand why, but he looked like he could cry if you touched him. "don't tell me you have a crush on that fucking asshole. you can't be serious, i mean- have you seen hi-"

"percy shut up for gods' sake!" you yelled and he jumped. it made you feel a bit bad, but he was not making any sense. you stopped wiping the blood and cleaning the wound on his lip, now starting to put some bandages on it.

"i don't have a crush on the guy, i don't even know who he is." you explained, now wiping his eyebrow. he didn't flinched on this one, instead he was focused on you. "but you can't just attack people just because they're looking at me."

"he wasn't looking, y/n/n. he was literally-"

"fucking me with his eyes, i know." you shushed him gently with your words, your eyes holding too much care in them. weren't you questioning his eyes back then?

you were standing in between percy's legs, and you both were face to face, even though he was sitting. his expression was soft once again, and his eyes shined like always. you held his chin gently while carefuly treating the wound. "but he didn't dared to do anything, did he?"

"i would like to see him fucking try." he hissed.

"believe me, he wouldn't." you assured him, now bandaging him once again. he had a confused look on his face, but one side of him telled him you were right. "those guys like that can do nothing but stare."

there was a silence between you two now. percy kept sitting on the bed while you put away the first aid kit. after that you camed back to your previous place in between percy's legs, hands resting on his thigh.

he gently held your wrists in return, thumbs caressing the place gently. the boy was in the other infirmary in school, since they didn't want to put him in the same place as percy. you wondered how was the boy, because percy was literally about to kill him.

"how am i gonna get a boyfriend if you keep attacking the boys around me?" you joked, and for the first time, percy didn't laughed. he still looked down on your now intertwined hands, looking like he was in some kind of a trance.

you didn't want a boyfriend anyways, you wanted percy. the joke was to lighten the mood, but to also see his reaction. you we're having suspicions or delusions lately, about him liking you back. and you wanted to get a real answer for yourself.

luckily for you, percy was about to give you one.

"i don't want you to have a boyfriend, to be honest." he whispered, his forehead resting on your shoulder. your cheek -you didn't know why- immediatly found it's place on his head, smelling the salt water scent he had.

"why? you wanna keep me to yourself?" you chuckled, asking what you wanted to ask for a long time in a jokeful way.

"yeah, actually." he said.

you frozed. you wanted to keep your actions as warm as possible for him to not think you would ever reject him. you did wanted to get some real answers, but not stomach flipping, toe curling and cheek blushing one like this. your heart beated so fast that you thought you we're having a heart attack, and your breath hitched.

"what?" you managed to ask softly, and your voice felt like an angel to his ears.

"i'm sorry i-" he choked in his own words, afraid to face you. he still kept his head on your shoulder, in fact; he nuzzled into your neck a bit. "i don't want to ruin our friendship, but... in some way i do."

you chuckled, and he felt like the weight on his shoulders lifted.

"i kinda want that too," you whispered back, hands now caressing his bicep. his hands find their way onto your waist, holding you firmly close to himself. his heart was about to pop out from his body and met with yours, just chilling inside your body instead of his. weird way to express what he was feeling, but percy was never good with words anyway.

"yeah?" he breathed out, his smile can be heard from his voice. your own smile matched his, so bright that sun would be jealous. "since when?"

"oh man, i don't want to answer this." you joked, and he laughed. that's the react you've been waiting for. "you'd think i'm obsessed with you."

he raised his face from your neck to look at you, his eyes shining as bright as the sky now. you loved how his emotions reflected in his eyes, making him not be able to hide anything. you knew him better than anyone else anyways, he was always an open book to you.

"oh please, i don't have the right to judge you when i'm this whipped." he said, making you laugh. "we're we even friends this whole time?"

you laughed harder. "you know what? i think the fuck not." you answered through giggles. "we we're just two idiots who pretended to be friends."

as you both laughed there, to your whole situation, percy hugged you tight. an air escaped your lips in suprise, but you were quick to hug him back.

"you don't have any idea how relieved i am right now," he mumbled to your neck, leaving a few light kisses there. your hands caressed his raven hair, massaging the scalp. "i love you, so fuckin' much."

"i love you too, seaweed brain." you said back quietly, kissing on top of his head.

he was about to kiss you on the lips when annabeth and grover barged in.

"finally you idiots!" annabeth said, crossing her arms and resting her back on the door frame. grover put his arm on her shoulder, smirking.

"it's about fucking time, eh?"

#haha #what is this #can u say the end is rushed?? #i didn't know where to make them confess #i just want some k drama type of shit with my bae percy #percy jackson #percy x you #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the heroes of olympus #percy jackson series #pjo hoo toa #percy jackson imagine #percy jackson headcanon #pjo show #pjo tv show #annabeth chase #grover underwood

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𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐓𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐞𝐧, 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞, 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐠𝐨.

ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: ᴀꜱᴛᴀʀɪᴏɴ x ꜰᴇᴍ! ᴛᴀʀɢᴀʀʏᴇɴ! ᴛᴀᴠ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

Tw: reader is described to have white hair and lilac eyes, medieval misogany and themes, biting scene, slight angst but fluff towards the end.

A/N: I miss writing about my Targaryen! reader, I almost didn't have anything to wite for this, but I tried, hope ya'll like it. I might make a part two to this. Any feedback in appreciated.

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You had run away from King's Landing, you hated the Royalty life and you knew that if you remained there, things would get worse. So you left, as much as you wanted to take Bloodfyre, you didn't. You didn't want for something to happen to him, so you left him behind. You had gone wherever the boat you boarded has taken you. That happened a year ago, but now things seemed to be fine, for now.

Except, you had a tadpole in your head, that was making you have dark urges and you had to find the Emperor and stop these Tadpoles from doing anymore harm. You manage to find yourself a group of people, who joined you on your quest to find this Mindflayer, soon after came Astarion. Your first impression was a bit off, he literally had a knife to your throat and threatened to kill you but he didn't. That was a strange encounter, now he too was a part of the party.

He was a very interesting person. He is very charming and charismatic as well as cheeky. He just knew his way around words. Astarion had began to show an interest in you. It felt a bit weird, but you didn't think much of it. Back home everyone wanted to be with a Targaryen, due to you having different features than most and because you can tame dragons. Back home, a lot of suiters wanted to marry you, one because you were a princess and two because you'd give them heirs with Targaryen features, that's another reason why you hated being royalty. It was no secret that despite being a princess and all, you'd be seen as an object of power and you'd have no say to anything. You job was to stay quiet, obey your husband and squeeze out heirs, well, that was no longer in your mind.

But Astarion was a whole new different story, he actually showed some genuine interest in you. He didn't try to kiss your ass to gain your trust, he was actually trying on getting to know you. That was something new. It felt a bit flattering, knowing that someone was genuinely into you despite who you were and what your name was. But he would make comments, asking why you'd have a three headed dragon on your cape and why you had gold, plus ruby earrings with a matching necklace, which were a target of getting them stolen, which you'd brush off and ignore the question.

That night you were squirming in your sleep, all you could see if fire and hearing the roars of your dragon. As if he was trying to call out to you. Then you opened your eyes, to see Astarion about to bite you. He opened his eyes and backed up. "Shit." He said, you quickly got up and faced him. "No no, It's not what it looks like, I swear." He said, almost frightened. "I... I wasn't going to hurt you." He said, breathing heavily. "I Just needed... well, blood." He finally spit it out, still nervously.

As you looked closely, you saw how his pupils were wide, in need and his fangs on display. Then you grabbed a stick near by. "What are you.." he stopped as he watched you snap it and half and pointed the now broken part of the stick at him. "Oh no! There's no need for that!" He scolded you as he smacked the stick out of your hand. "How long has it been since you killed someone? Days? Hours?" you accused him, a bit upset by him trying to bite you earlier. "I've never killed anyone!" he said, getting defensive. "Well.. not for food." He admitted. "I feed on animals. Boars, deer, kobolds. Whatever I could get, it's not enough. Not if I have to fight. I feel so... weak." He explained, seeming guilty in a way.

"If I just had a little blood. I could think cleanlier. Fight better. Please?" He asked. You then took this the wrong way. "Oh... so you want me for my Valyrian blood is it?" you asked him, getting a bit offended by this. "What?" he asked confused. "So that was your plan? Make me trust you and fall at your feet so that you can have a taste of my blood!? Is that it!?" You asked him, getting mad. "What on earth are you talking about?" He asked, now even more confused by your sudden accusations. "Don't play dumb! You only want to drink my Valyrian blood! You want to get a taste of a Targaryen don't you!? Is that it!?" You asked, not getting agressive.

"Targaryen? What on earth is a Targaryen!?" He asked, then you felt like your face fell. "You don't know who I am? I'm a Targaryen princess, or at least was." You explained. "Whoa, darling I didn't know who they are and what you are talking about." He explained, now you felt a bit embarrassed. He had no idea who you were and you had basically blurted out your secret to him. "I did catch that you were a princess?" He asked, with a cheeky grin. You then sigh. "You know what, I'll let you drink you drink my blood and I'll explained everything to you afterwards, deal?" You asked him. All Astarion did was nod with a smile on his face.

After allowing Astarion to drink your blood. You were sitting on your bedroll which was next to his. "So, please explained to me, why you nearly went hysterical on me dear." He asked. "And I apologies for that." You added, then you sighed, rubbing your hand onto the area where he bit you. "Well, due to the History of Targaryen's having different features and taming dragons, many noble houses want to marry a Targaryen. One for power and two, because we have the ability to tame dragons." You explained to him. "Oh? That explained, and here I thought you were a being from the moon, due to your white hair and lilac eyes." He said with a chuckle. Also making you chuckle.

"But tell me, why did you leave your life of royalty behind? Was being a princess not all as it seemed?" He asked. "Depends on who you asked. I was basically born to be an object, my whole role is to be quiet, obey my husband and squeeze out as many heirs, boys." You added. "It was tiring you know, not being able to make my own choices, I was always told to follow my role and due everything that would please the people. Who probably don't even care about me or anyone in the palace." You told him. All Astarion could do was just listen to you. Hearing your story on why you left behind your life of royalty.

"Not only that, but my mother and grandsir are as bad as anyone that I know. My grandfather basically told my mother to seduce my father right after his wife and son had died instead of letting him properly grief, but law is law. They're not good people, my grandsire wants power, and he'd mostly use his grandchildren to get what he wants." You told him. "Wait, you have other siblings?" He asked. I nodded. "Three brother, a sister and a half sister." You told him, he only hummed in response. "Yeah, a bunch of weirdos if you ask me." You added. It was quiet for a moment, then Astarion spoke. "Well, as strange as it may sound, if that didn't happen, you would've never excited, and I am happy you're here!" he admitted.

You looked at him with shock in your eyes. You never expected him to say something like that. "Oh.. well..." You didn't know how to respond to that. Astarion chuckled, seen the flattered look on your face. "Although, you may not be a princess anymore, you're the princess I'd gladly bow down to." He said, almost cheeky, making you even more flattered.

#astarion x reader #astarion x y/n #astarion x you #astarion x tav #astarion x fem reader #astarion x female reader #astarion x fem tav reader #astarion x targaryen reader #astarion x female tav #astarion fluff #astarion fic #female reader #female y/n #targaryen reader #y/n targaryen #tav reader #tav y/n #cereza's writing #cₑᵣₑzₐ'ₛ wᵣᵢₜᵢₙg #𝔠𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔷𝔞'𝔰 𝔴𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤

[hopeluna-archived]

We lose brain cells when we are together....

Being best friends with Shinso Hitoshi

Characters: Shinso Hitoshi x reader (platonic)

Content: fluff, crack kinda?, little bit of Izuku Midoriya x reader, reader is a crackhead 'cause why not, also a kinda dark joke that my mom wouldn't appreciate, this is long and I have no regrets, this is so self indulgent💀

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Alright lets be honest here first. When you two first met, Hitoshi made some small talk but other than that didn't really wanna converse with you. The crack energy was too much for him. He kept his distance with you but no matter where he went, it was like the universe decided to torment him 'cause he always seemed to bump into you.

Time skip to a more run ins and you talking his ear off, there you were, two best friends. The dynamic between you is basically, You: Crackhead, Hitoshi: tired of the crackhead.

He'll act all grumpy when you drag him somewhere to hang out but don't mind him, he loves hanging out with you. Hitoshi also loves the fact that you don't see his quirk as "evil" as many people do.

If you are a cat person, he is in heaven. It will be a sacred ritual to go to a cat cafe once a week. If you cancel on the plans, well get ready to receive the silent treatment.

The sassiness between you two is high on this one. Its like you'll be minding your own buisness and he'll just randomly go "can you not? Your existence is giving me a headache". Of course he doesn't mean it <3

You two are attached at the hip a lot of the times. And with that comes speculations from people if you two might be a couple. When someone actually asks if you two are dating, Hitoshi would be like "pfft why would I date this ?" and you're there just like "bitch🤚 no cat cafe meetings for a month" and he'll crumble like "NOOOO" .

You are the only being in existence who is allowed to touch his hair. If you ever want to style it, he'll make a offended face but nevertheless let you do it and he'll keep it if you say and glare at anyone who makes a joke of it.

You constanly scolding him about his sleep schedule like yours isn't fucked up as well. Hitoshi will call you randomly at like 3 am to tell you a cat fact. Most of the times, his training with Aizawa stresses him out so you drag him to have a self care routine. God forbid you sneak a picture of him with a face mask and cucumbers on, he will bury you alive.

He acts like he hates it and will groan everytime you tell him stupid ass jokes. Though sometimes he laughs like that one time you went " 'Toshi, 'Toshi" "what?" "Whats the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?" ".....what?" "......you can unscrew a lightbulb" and cue Hitoshi trying not to burst out cackling.

Friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. This is a motto that you two go by. Ya'll be in a cafe or a park or just walking and you two would just judge other people together and roast them to hell. And Hitoshi acts all nonchalant but he is definitely interested when you come around and gossip about shit that just happened with other people.

The UA people didn't even know you existed until one day you decided to randomly pop up to embarrass Hitoshi. Its not that he avoided talking about you, its just that they never asked and he is a private person by nature so they just never knew about you.

Denki audibly, and dramatically, gasped when the usual stoic Shinso Hitoshi cracked a small smile on seeing you running at him full speed. The others were kinda surprised too when they saw how easily he conversed with you.

After that, your presence became more and more frequent around the group. One time Mineta tried to flirt with you disgustingly and after you quickly ignored him, Hitoshi dragged Mineta....somewhere. Nobody knew where Mineta was for two whole days, all while Hitoshi had a small smile on his face.

Hitoshi pretended to gag in disgust when one day you came to him rambling on about how lovely and adorable Midoriya is. He will however push you to talk to Izuku when the group is together 'cause he can see how much you like him.

So basically, being best friends with Shinso Hitoshi is definetely a whirlwind. He'll act all cool and stoic but with you its like his brain cells just die and you both radiate crackhead energy. And he'll always be there, supporting you, motivating you and being a shoulder to cry on.

And he will rarely say it but he is glad and feels lucky to have you as his friend.

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Comments and reblogs are appreciated!! Do not repost or claim as yours though, its not cool.

#mha x reader #bnha x reader #mha fluff #bnha fluff #mha x reader fluff #bnha x reader fluff #mha crack #bnha crack #shinsou x reader #shinso x reader #shinso hitoshi x reader #shinsou hitoshi x reader #mha headcanons #bnha headcanons #shinsou headcanons #hitoshi shinso fluff #hitoshi shinso x reader #mha comfort #bnha comfort #shinsou hcs #mha scenarios #mha imagines #bnha scenarios #bnha imagines #shinsou x you #hitoshi shinso headcanons #mha shinso x reader #bnha hitoshi shinso #mha shinso hitoshi #izuku midoriya x reader

[enixamyram]

I have tried really hard to ignore anti nonsense. I just wanna focus on the good and positive side of this fandom and just enjoy the series in general. But it's also hard bottling up thoughts when I'm used to ranting for the sake of getting my thoughts and feelings out and moving then on.

So I'm gonna put a couple reactions to Anti-Related Hazbin things under the read more just to get them out! Because my god, some of these are bullshit!

Chaggie - I've seen so much bullshit citicizm for this ship. People claiming they're boring or bland or badly written and I have yet to see a legit reason why other than that they don't have any typical relationship drama (which, for the record, I personally am so relieved about) or because they're not being overly affectionate every five minutes of screen time. And you know, this especially drives me crazy because they have some of the sweetest little gestures, whether it be holding hands, hugging, swinging each other round or even just the constant damn heart eyes they have when looking at each other in the background! They're so damn precious and if you can't see that, you don't know what a legit established relationship is supposed to be past the honeymoon phase.

Charlie - People once again have claimed she's badly written. I don't know why people seem to hate happy kind hearted females so much but I have seen this exact complaint about many characters who are similar to her. None of which are actually badly written. They're just not the new stereotype "bad asses" that seems to be the only acceptable way to write a female character lately. Which is ironic since a lot of the so called "bad ass" female characters I have seen are often so one dimensional. Yet we have Charlie, a kind hearted but also sometimes naive girl who is doing her best while also learning with the rest of her friends and ya'll are gonna try and claim she's not amazing? The more I rewatch the show, the more I wanna reschedule my favorite character list because there's not a second I don't adore having her on my screen.

Niffty - This one really makes me want to slam my head against the wall. I have seen so many people complain and claim she acts like a child. Bare in mind, I've just watched episode 3 - you know, the one where Niffty is fully ready to throw herself into the BDSM that Angel takes them to. The only thing close to evidence that I have seen for her acting like a child is the episode where she gets drunk except she's still not acting like a child there, she's acting like a drunk! When some people are drunk they're silly and dumb and very "child-like". Otherwise, the only reason I think people call her a child is because she's is literally small like one. Yet, if you actually look at anything past her basic physical appearance, she's a crazy murder machine and I don't know many children I can also give that title to.

Angel - This is so old and everyone else has said this all so much better than me but I just really want to repeat: Just because it's not YOUR representation doesn't mean it's BAD representation. Just because you dealt with your sexual assault in a certain way does not mean everyone deals with it that way and it sure as hell doesn't give you a right to dismiss others. I have seen so many people say they identify with Angel's character and his hypersexuality, so it is so annoyingly arrogant to see people trying to shut them down entirely because Angel's character isn't portraying their personal reactions. It's just so amazingly self-centered to be saying that if you can't personally relate to it exactly, then it shouldn't exist at all. Seriously, grow the fuck up.

Loser Baby/Poison - Again, this has been said so many times before by other people but I'm gonna add/repeat. Some people take these songs and videos so damn literally. I saw someone claim Angel was happy during his dance with Valentino in Poison which apparently made the whole character a contradiction? Completely ignoring the parts where he's clearly miserable or the part where he's clearly putting on a fake smile or even the part where he all out says he dissociates to get through. And then you have Loser Baby where people are outraged that Husk call Angel a loser and is apparently trying to compare their situations? I mean, he's obviously not saying they're situations are the same if you think about it for more than two seconds. Like, are you seriously this literal? If I said the message went over your head, would ya'll look up?

#Hazbin Hotel #Mini Rant #Anti Anti's #Chaggie #Charlie Morningstar #Niffty #Angel Dust #Loser Baby #Poison #I have yet to see someone give these “critics” #that doesn't also openly hate Vivzie. #And I'm not even going into the Vivzie bs because that's so old #and I'm so over these haters. #Anway #I'm gonna post some random positive screen shots now #cause I'm keeping my attitude happy for this fandom #because I genuinely adore so much of it #I'm not letting haters ruin it for me.

[lokisasylum]

I'm sorry but 🐰 is so FAKE!

"My future changed because of it. If I hadn't done this project I would probably still be in bed, eating and watching cartoons"?????

As if he and everyone at Hybe didn't know since months PRIOR how his debut was gonna go down, like that Hybe staff (and Jimin anti) that got caught on DC Gallery talking smack during Jimin's debut about JK's single, because they all knew it had already been BOUGHT thanks to 🛴 & Bongo.

[Reminder that ALL Suchwita episodes are pre-recorded months PRIOR to present events]

Also the way he stated:

"I'm Korean , but I'd like to be the one and only singer who can cross back and forth between k pop and pop songs I'm gonna conquer all genres if I could " "one and only singer"... one and only singer to do WHAT when OTHERS have already done it BEFORE YOU??? (Shinhwa? Ailee??? Hello???) He'll never be the "first and only", "one and only", JUST THE PRIVILEGED ONE.

But you know what really gets on my tits? Its the way he toyed with the fandom's emotions through vlive acting out this story of the mistreated, neglected member that was too scared to ask the company for permission to come on vlive to talk to army, so he asked one of his hyungs to cover for him and "take the blame".

And then continued his little sob-story of "Oh I haven't left my apartment in over 3 weeks. All I do is eat takeout and sleep and play with my dog 🥹 please pity me." Getting so drunk that he passed out like twice (with a whole ass candle still lit) and coincidentally SOMEONE who was already inside the apartment would turn off the live (IF there was a staff with him at all times while recording, why did they let him get so drunk to the point of passing out? )

Then came the rebellious, child tantrums at his own hyungs asking him to take it easy with the drinking live (consequentially bringing hate against said members and his solo stans applauding this behavior as him "standing up for himself & doing what he wants" and how "respect has to be earned").

Then came the sasaeng scare, the "Please don't follow me to the gym where I work out every day, that scares me buuhuu 😭." And again getting drunk "to show how upset he is" by the whole situation, causing more unnecessary concern (a.k.a creating morbid anticipation and more people tuning in to the circus show).

But the live that really took the cake was when he first failed to hide the very obvious vape that was literally on top of the table in a very obvious pink color (like his hoodie) that many quickly identified, then another sob story, then FINALLY came the TEARS, acting like he was about to say goodbye to the fandom for the last time with the perfectly executed: "Please be happy, even if I'm not here." before ending the live and sending the fandom into a frenzy of "omg poor kookie, he's suffering so much" and "omg what if he harms himself???"

Everyone was SHITTING themselves on the TL, expecting the worst to happen.... only for Hybe to share a post from CK with a clip ready to announce that JK had been named Global Bran Ambassador to CK, with this huge promo, a whole ass video, photos, posters, an interview, the whole she-bang.

And suddenly... he was fine? Did another live like NOTHING happened? And the ones that followed??? Suddenly he was this refined model for CK that actually gave a shit about his image? Ya'll cannot convince me that this man was not gaslighting the FUCK outta the fandom through this whole shit-show while 🛴& Bongo finished up securing his achievement$ & po$ition on the chart$ before officially announcing his debut (despite having announced a month prior that another member would debut instead).

Even Jimin called him out on his BS during that live in the car after one of the music shows where outta the blue he interrupted the live saying he was gonna go watch Jimin perform live, as if he didn't know that Jimin's promotions had ended that very day.

Like atp I just feel pity for his stans 'cause they're SO NAIVE that they believe everything he says to the point of creating this false narrative that JK was the one who actually got sabotaged on his debut and received the shortest debut/promo time compared to Jimin. When the cold hard truth is that everything he got was thanks to all the MONEY 🛴 & Hybe invested on him.

#I'm sorry I know Jimin loves these dudes but it needs to be said #they've been gaslighting the fandom since those final concerts in Las Vegas #first it was namgi with the whole obsession with grammys #then SG lying on vlive about having done crossfit with the others and accusing armys of making it up

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Hello, my favorite writer! I just woke up from a nightmare 😭 And I'm here seeking comfort!

My nightmare went something like this: So, I went shopping with my parents and I soon found something that I liked and went to the dressing room. I go to lock the door, and Holy Jesus, there stands a big ass man (okay, he wasn't really that tall. I'm just short 🥲). Literally, I don't know why I didn't scream, but I just stared at him for a couple of seconds and told him to f-off. He surprisingly f-offed, and I went back to locking the door. I was having trouble doing that, however, as the door kept on sliding open. I finally got it to semi close with a small crack, and hahaha! In comes a knife in my leg (Ya'll, I actually felt it). I fall back, screaming. And when I looked up, there he was, that big ass man. I guess he didn't like me telling him to f-off (he was also a crazy ass stalker I think) and decided to come back with a knife to teach me a lesson. And yeah, we went on like that, me crying and him yelling, trying to get the door open (What's up with these nightmares about making other people magically disappear when things like this happens?) And then I remembered I had my phone on me after, like, 10 minutes (ew). So I called my parents with him still standing there and they came and saved the day.

I hated that dream so much omg, and I woke up in my dark ass room too. I seek comfort from my little Qin 😢 I just want my sweet little Qin Shi Huang. So, instead of me calling my parents, it'll be Qin. Adam and Eve for mom and dad ofc! I've been saying me and I, but it's really just reader, lol. Anyway, thank you! Anything else you can just make up! Muwah! ❤️

I have those types of nightmares all the time, or the ones where I'm trying to run and I'm running so slowly while everyone else around me is running so fast and it's so frustrating that I can't run away from whatever is chasing me. Hugs and kisses my dear!

-You couldn’t breathe or move, staring terrified up at the man who was in the same dressing room as you, you just wanted to try on the cute dress you found!!

-He had been there moments before and you asked him to leave, but when he didn’t you glared hard, “Fuck off!”

-He didn’t react, not even blinking but left, letting you breathe deeply in relief.

-The lock to the door wouldn’t work, you pressed your body up against the door, trying to wiggle the lock into place, but try as you might, it wouldn’t stay shut.

-A sharp pain filled your leg and you let out a shriek of pain, falling back, landing hard on the ground as the door blew open, revealing that man again who seemed to be leering and glaring all at the same time, “I didn’t like your rude words, darling~ Guess I need to teach you some manners!”

-Your breath hitched in fear, tears already slipping down your cheeks from the knife in your thigh.

-You choked, trying to scream, but nothing would come out as he stared down at you, almost like he enjoyed seeing you in so much pain.

-You grabbed your phone and instantly hit the call button, trying to call for help but he slapped your phone out of your hands, “Ahh-ahh~ we don’t want anyone interrupting~”

-Qin Shi Huang- Almost instantly his face was caved in as someone leapt up behind him, smashing his leg into this man’s face, knocking him back away from you as you tried to slid back, cowering in fear. Despite seeing your lover there, you were terrified as Qin shouted for help, getting the staff back to the dressing rooms where they quickly saw you and the knife in your leg. You were instantly in his arms, hugging you tightly as your hands gripped his shirt as your voice finally returned, a sob ripping from your throat. Your face was in his chest, one arm wrapped around your head, keeping you close while the other stroked your hair, trying to calm you down. He whispered softly in your ear, “I’m here now Y/N, I’m here.” Your hug tightened a bit, and once you gave a single nod, he smiled, relaxing as paramedics arrived.

-Adam and Eve- He was immediately grabbed by the hair at the back of his head as your father leapt up, sending him crashing hard to the floor, unconscious while Eve ran to get help, seeing Adam attacking someone. Once Adam knew this man was unconscious, he turned to you, seeing the knife in your leg and seeing you crying, cowering in fear. He was quick to rush at you, hugging you close as you sobbed, “Papa!!” he quickly picked you up, minding the leg and stepped out as Eve and the workers saw that you had been attacked. Adam was deathly silent, a dark aura surrounding him, seeing that you had been hurt and you were terrified, now clinging to your mama as she stroked your hair gently, trying to calm you down as you had the hiccups now. Adam carried you out to the ambulance and held you while they worked on your leg, letting you cling to him, your arms around his neck while Eve was rubbing your back gently, both of them whispering that you were safe now.

#record of ragnarok #ror x reader #ror qin shi huang #ror adam #ror eve

[shuckinbeanz]

never apologized

warnings/notes: reader is preggers, angsty angst, Katsuki being an asshole, ya'll aren't good at feelings, heated argument that leads to a divorce, reader moves out to seek shelter until they can get back on their feet at the Aizawa's bc he's such a dad and his s/o is such a parent :3

I'm sorry I haven't been posting and have just been reblogging, I'm suffering from very bad writer's block and tryin to get over it 😩 its hard

His highly requested Part 2 right here that I kept forgetting to add!

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~Masterlist~

dead inside </3

“The fuck’s wrong with you, bitch?!” he roars, despite the tears threatening to spill from your eyes. “I don’t know, that’s a really good fucking question, asshole!!” you scream back at him. “I have been driving myself insane–” “Then stop driving yourself nuts, easy fuckin’ peasy!” he interrupts, “Making a complete ass of myself!” you scream over him, remembering all those times he’d flat out ignored you. You tried to be an understanding spouse for the longest time. “I tried literally everything I could, everything possible–” “Everything possible, my ass! You just cling then nag, nag, nag!” 

You tried to give him a chance. More chances than you could count. You already had everything you owned packed and moved out. “I tried to keep what we have!” “What we have?!” he replies, incredulously. At this point, what he was doing…was neglect. He hasn’t even noticed your growing belly. “You just continue-” “Nag!” “-to fling yourself-” “Nag!” “-at your fucking work-” “Nag! See?!” he roars louder than before, and your tears finally fall.

“You are annoying! We might as well have nothing because of you! Fuckin’ crybaby, don’t know why I even married you!” he spits, venomously. Silence follows as you tremble, enraged. Crybaby. You feel scalding heat and prickling cold flow through your veins, numbing all of your senses. Crybaby. And all that’s left is your raging maternal hormones accompanying your fury. Crybaby.

Something in you snaps.

“Fine.” you agree, your voice wobbly, your tears still flowing. “Since you hate crybabies so much, you won’t be able to see your fuckin’ child, I’ll make damn sure of it!” you seethe, marching to the front of the lonely luxury apartment. You needed to get out. You refused to take any more. “I hope a villain cuts off your balls, because you’d be a worse father than Endeavor ever was!” you screech at him as you fling open the door with strength you never knew you had, “Fuck you, Katsuki! Consider us divorced!!” and shut behind you, leaving a shell shocked bastard behind. You scurry down the hallway, forgoing the elevator, in favor of the stairs. You attempt to mash in the code several times, tears blurring your sight, before the door finally clicks.

"FUCK!!"

You could hear him roar--crashes and angry explosions following as you push open the door, hurrying down several flights of stairs and to the vehicle that would take you away, adrenaline rushing through you, with only one goal in mind; to get as far away as possible from your shattered home.

You stride through the reception hall, pushing open the final doors, trembling and sobbing. It was raining, absolutely pouring, but you could see a familiar dark figure ahead on the phone, standing beside his vehicle, waiting for you.

You make the last paces, all but plowing into him, earning a grunt from him. "They're here." he says to the person on the other end, hanging up on them and wrapping both arms around you for a brief, tight squeeze, as you sob. "I got you, now, problem student." he tells you comfortingly. He reaches to open the back door of the car. "I'm taking you home, alright?" he says, coaxing you into the vehicle. Once you're seated, a soft and grateful "Thank you, Aizawa-sensei..." passes your lips. His eyes widen momentarily, a soft huff escaping him as he smiles fondly. "No problem, kiddo." he says, then closes the door before getting in, himself. Seats are buckled, the engine is started, headlights are turned on...and he begins the journey to where you will call home until you get back onto your feet. He and his spouse agreed to help you out after you broke down confiding to him, however long you needed.

You stare out the window at the passing buildings. Even though your marriage with him was as good as over forever, you still couldn't help but remember.

When did everything go so frigid? You couldn't help but remember...the beginning.

The pouring rain brought back those memories. The good ones.

He was so warm. You remember every single one of his expressions. The way he'd pout, face pink when you got the upper hand over him. His wide grin as he'd laugh along with you. The soft smile as he held you close.

You remember him being far more nervous than you were when it came time to meet the parents. Trust me, you were a nervous wreck when you went to meet his parents. He'd nitpicked about every little thing. Everything had to be perfect, he insisted, despite your constant reassurances.

When he proposed. The wedding. The blissful years after, then...

When did your marriage fall through? Honestly, you might not be sure.

You could feel your eyes stinging from crying, desperate for sleep.

You thought he loved you. He was your only.

Against your wishes, they begin to close.

You just want everything to be...like it was, before.

But you knew that was impossible...so you dream.

#boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha #bnha #dynamight x reader #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugo katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #katsuki bakugou x reader #inspo'd by song fic #Spotify

[drottni]

LBFAD Rewatch Part 10

1. When your cheap ass friend starts becoming generous and your immediate thought is "is she broken? Is she possessed ?"

2. Okay can we just talk about the creativity of the "shes deeply in love with me and thats why the Bone Orchid is killing her" arch. Like the way they stitched that in there so we could have the whole "I have to get her to hate me " angst. *chef kisses*

3. Xunfeng: Wait so the Moon Queen is not going to live long?

DFQC: Over my dead body >:(

Xunfeng: Or....hear me out. Over HER dead body! Eh? Eh!

DFQC: *jail for Xunfeng*

4. Xunfeng: I cannot give you the sword. You will destroy it. You are the last hope for the Moon tribe

DFQC: *angry exasperated face* If one more person says that to me---

5. Xunfeng kicking DFQC while he is down:

Me: You little menace.

6. Idk how many times I will gush over his acting, but ya'll. Wang Hedi looked soooo genuinely torn. Like his facial muscles rippling with checked anger. His tight grip loosening as Xunfeng's words start to hit home. The rippling anguish in his eyes as he realizes just what he is doing and how much of a risk he is taking. God.

7. Omg the absolute hell ish pressure cooker my poor baby DFQC is in. Like ya'll imagine everyone relying on you and just trusting in you to handle the enemy cuz you got mad crazy powers and you have to sit there and not have a panic attack because you no longer have the mad crazy powers and you will most likely lose either your people or the person you love. OOOH GOD. Get him out of there! I got second hand panic attacks watching this

8. XLH: Im gonna make the Phoenix Crown out of the flowers Big Blockhead planted for me when I came to Cangyan sea.

Jieli: You're such a romantic you dweeb. Loser -_- (I love you, you beautiful innocent soul)

9. XLH: I dont care who I was. All that matters now is I will be his wife *blush*

Me:

10. DFQC giving her an out. Telling her she still has time to save herself before the war. Hoping that she does leave but also that she doesn't. Her barely holding back tears as she continues to discuss the wedding. Both of them losing their shit as the reality sets in. AAAHHHHHH 😭😭 Reminding each other of their promise. "Whatever happens, we face it together". (him also realizing at this point the absolute betrayal hes going to have to put her through) omg.

11. If your demon hubby doesn't sit by your bedside while you sleep despite having 1001 and other things to look after, namely a whole ass war...drop him. DFQC supremacy.

12. "In this world what is real and what is fake? I only know that I love DFQC, that is real. It is more than enough" >>>>>>>>> any other love confession

13. DFQC: Because I know them well. One was my bestfriend. The other was the woman I wanted to marry.

Me on my first watch: was? WAS?? WAASSS?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

14. THE THUNDEROUS SKY AS HE DOES THE TERRIBLE ACT OF BETRAYAL.

15. XLH: this food is the one I hate. THIS RIGHT HERE is going too far.

she's just like me fr. dont mess with food.

16. DFQC about to sacrifice his body, soul and spirit to save his people.

XLH: *in danger*

DFQC: Sacrifice is canceled. We are saving the love my of life. Again.

17. I dont even have words for that scene. Never getting over that. (actually i have words and they are too many.)

18. I just wanna say that in my first watch, I did not process that she actually died for the longest time. Despite the whole setup and slow mo. I just kept thinking nahhh DFQC going to think of something and save her. Aint no way he letting her die.

With this thought in my mind, I just imagine how it must have felt for him. How absolutely helpless and devastated. 😭

19. My mans out here straight up suicidal and burning his primordial spirit faster and faster, getting irritated with all his bros for trying to give him their primordial spirit 🥲🥲

#love between fairy and devil #cang lan jue #lbfad rewatch #dong fang qing cang #dongfang qingcang #xiao lanhua #xiao lan hua

[cbrownjc]

what if i told you that I've read all the books and still prefer loumand over lestat. what if i told that not even armand killing claudia with his bare hands wouldn't make me hate him. what if i told you that i will still stan louis for continuing to be with armand even after armand probably kills his child. like i am aware of everything. you would tell me that loustat is endgame. so it's not that you care about louis or claudia or armand or even fans hating assad. you just wish show lestat wasn't already such a pile of garbage and that so far for many fans he's irredeemable. i can promise you the only people that already hate and will definitely hate assad and lash him are white fans. which is going to be so funny for you who thinks you can buy your way into whiteness by keekeeing with white fans against the mostly black and brown loumand fans

Hey Anon, guess what?

I don't care if you've read the books or not. It clearly hasn't stopped you from making incorrect assumptions about people and things or being absolutely toxic about all of this.

I probably read the books and was originally in VC fandom before you were even born. There were only four books published when I joined. I saw the 1994 movie in theaters.

And guess what? People were shipping Louis and Armand back then too. And nobody cared and there wasn't any insane "nice guy" Armand theories or ship wars about to prop it up either. People shipped who they liked and that was that.

Again, because you can't seem to understand or get it: I don't care if you ship Armand and Louis. Many of us don't.

And this is not about that and you know it.

First of all yes, I'll still say Loustat is endgame. Do you know why? Because not only is that how the book series ended, but Rolin Jones - you know, the showrunner - has said it himself as well that the relationship between Louis and Lestat is the heart of the show.

So saying that is just based on feakin' logic, based on actual current available information. Not my personal opinion.

I can sit here and say all day or all night that Harry is going to end up with Hermione one day, but that will never make it true, either via the books or the movie series based on, you know, the actual facts of things as they currently stand.

So until you've got something other than yourself and your personal feelings about all of this to go by? Then yeah I'll keep saying it based on the books and what RJ has said about it all so far.

And he's not on social media. So all of this you're doing? Not only is he not aware of it, but he probably wouldn't care if he found out either.

None of this has anything to do with the damn sipping war, or personal grievance you so seem hell-bent on wanting to start and have with me or anyone else about all of this. Or any slights you continue to keep personally feeling whenever someone says it.

If the books had ended at Blood Canticle, which is where the series did end for a long-ass time BTW, I would have said that book canon endgame couple was Lestat-Rowan - because that is what it was - while the show was changing it to Lestat-Louis because that is what Rolin Jones, you know, again, the showrunner, was saying it was going to be.

Again, it's all called facts and logic. No more, no less.

And I'm going to call BS right now on people like you not attacking Assad. You say that now but I'm very sure the minute he doesn't back your "nice guy Armand" theory in some way or push that something other than Armand and Louis is endgame, you'll turn on him and say not-so-nice things about him. It always happens. And you'll probably call him a sell-out and trying to latch onto whiteness when he does, just like you're trying with me right now (or anyone who dares not to back or support your theories from what I've seen). (And attacking Sam Reid just because you don't like his character still isn't a good look for ya'll BTW.)

This isn't a race or racism thing Anon. No matter how much you'll try and keep saying it is. And because you don't know a thing about me you of course don't know how I've already called out white fans when it comes to Armand and Assad being cast as him just a few days ago. So don't come at me with your weak argument regarding this topic okay?

Because see, if you really want to go on the topic of race about all this, then why this need to erase everything Armand actually is a character now that the person playing him is a POC? Why the need to, pardon the pun, whitewash him?

Is it absolutely impossible for you to see a POC play a problematic character, in a story full of other problematic characters, and still prefer him over another? You say it isn't, that you like Armand from the books despite the things he's done. But yet, here you all are with the theory that Armand is going to be a good guy and whatnot, based on absolutely nothing but your own feelings and opinion.

Is Armand's problematic nature worse to you because he is a POC now? Why this need from you and some others to erase the complexity, and the trauma, that made Armand become who he was to where he did what he did to Claudia, and instead you have this need for him to be an unblemished good guy instead?

Because you damn well know this isn't - and never has been - about you and other shipping Armand and Louis and anyone having a big problem with that. Because if you knew me at all, you'd know that I'm actually very poly about all this - and really like the polyamorous nature of all these vampires in general - and would be just as happy with it ending with a four-character pile that has Louis and Armand in there.

No. This has all, and only ever been, about this "nice guy Armand" theory you and many other keep insisting on trying to make real.

And maybe you should ask yourself why that is.

Because it seems to me you want him to be unproblematic to actually do the very thing you're trying to accuse me of - which is kowtowing to white fans' most awful racist tendencies when it comes to POC who aren't perfect, or unproblematic. (Something especially seen with black people - real and fictional.)

Why is Armand not being as problematic and complex as all the other characters on the show, just like his book counterpart, so important to you? Maybe you should ask yourself that Anon, before you start attacking other people on this okay?

#Armand #The Vampire Armand #Assad Zaman #Loumand #Loustat #Louis de Pointe du Lac #Lestat de Lioncourt #AMC Interview with the Vampire #Interview with the Vampire #race #racism #IWTV Fandom #amc iwt #iwtv #ask #ask and answer

[spid3namy]

Girlllll I crave nsfw Cartman hcs

Just hear me out!! HEAR ME OUT BABES

YENTL X READER X RABBI CARTMAN NSFW HCS PLEEEEEEASE NO ONE EVER WRITES THAT!!! No one even writes for Yentl and I adore her 💕💕

✶ YENTL + RABBI CARTMAN NSFW HEADCANONS

𓇼 they are def like that one couple where one is OVERLY rough and the other is OVERLY soft

𓇼 cartman is the kinky one. yentl is also kinky but not as much as cartman is

𓇼 during sex, yentl is def the type to like check in on your like every five minutes just to make sure you're okay

𓇼 cartman, on the other hand, doesn't give a fuck. as long as you're not using a safe word, he does NOT give a fuck about what's going on with you

𓇼 yentl def has a mommy kink. call her mommy and she will LITERALLY lose herself.

𓇼 cartman and you both call yentl mommy just cus.

𓇼 cartman enjoys it when yentl pegs him. that's all

𓇼 yentl sometimes like to watch when you and cartman have sex.

𓇼 you are ALWAYS pressed up against the two when having sex. yentl usually takes the front while cartman takes the back. sometimes they switch.

𓇼 yentl is more of the romantic type of lover. cartman is just an asshole (real) and doesn't care.

𓇼 on the OFF occasion, cartman will both you and yentl to fuck him in the ass. only sometimes though. it's to keep his dignity (which he doesn't have)

𓇼 yentl has walked in on you and cartman having sex without her multiple times. she doesn't even get mad though, she kinda just likes watches before leaving to get food and water for the both of you for whenever you get done.

𓇼 cartman oddly likes to watch you and yentl kiss.

𓇼 okay so i know i said cartman was like the kinky one and you would THINK he's the one doing the dirty talk and stuff but no, incorrect. you're stupid if you think that (this is a joke pls don't hate me), yentl does all the degrading and dirty talk. she's actually great at it too.

𓇼 cartman loves leaving marks. he's got that possessive bf energy about him.

𓇼 both have a praise kink. cartman has a degrading kink as well though. you and yentl use that to your advantage every time.

𓇼 yentl is one to cry after cumming. like every single time. without fail.

𓇼 cartman is the one who cleans you both up. during sex, he doesn't give a fuck. but AFTER sex is a totally different thing. he's very kind and considerate after sex.

𓇼 i know yentl and cartman HAVE kids but like BEFORE they existed, he would practically cry and BEG yentl to have his children because you said you didn't want to have children put in your body.

𓇼 ya'll have def gotten caught having sex in public.

𓇼 yentl likes it when you and cartman call her pretty. it makes her feel good. ESPECIALLY if she had bought lingerie to wear for the night.

𓇼 cartman likes to put whipped cream on your body so him and yentl can lick it off. he thinks it's romantic.

𓇼 yentl def puts a collar around your neck if she's in charge. like if cartman is gone for like a church thing or something and you're horny, she'll put a leash on you and make you act like a dog.

𓇼 cartman is into biting. that's all i have to say about that.

𓇼 yentl will wear bright red lipstick to leave marks on both you and cartman. just cus why not.

𓇼 you get spoiled 24/7 by them both. during and after sex, they will def spoil you.

𓇼 cartman likes it when you cry, it makes him even hornier than he was before.

𓇼 yentl likes it when you moan her name or call her mommy. it makes her feel happy and she'll give you kisses for it.

𓇼 there has def been a time when cartman was jealous of yentl being so sweet and kind to you while during sex that he ended up fucking you until you couldn't walk. he had no shame about it either.

𓇼 yentl and cartman sometimes have sex when you're gone. then they tell you about it in full detail when they see you.

𓇼 you three have def fucked in the church that cartman works at just cus you wanted to.

𓇼 yentl is the one who cleans the sheets and clothes off the bed while cartman gives you a bath. you give them both kisses and cuddle with them afterwards.

𓇼 yentl has def accidentally bitten you while giving you head cus cartman was teasing her and she was trying to yell at him.

𓇼 yentl and cartman have angry sex often. with or without you there. it's kinda their thing (cus cartman is annoying sometimes)

𓇼 and after your long night of great sex, you three always fall asleep cuddling. until yentl kicks you both off the bed in the middle of the night.

i was lowkey procrastinating on this but i hope you liked it!! this is the first time i have written headcanons for yentl (lowkey i forgot she even existed) so i'm hoping you enjoyed it babes. if you want more headcanons for south park characters, you know you can ask me and i'll do them for you fr.

#cc is awkward asf #cc don't know what they're doing #south park #south park headcanons #yentl x reader x rabbi cartman headcanons #i need help #mom pick me up im scared #cartman headcanons #yentl headcanons #yentl x reader x cartman

[asknoahpuck]

List everyone you know from most fuck-able to least.

First of all don't take this list personally or seriously. Deadass, everyone at Mckinley is crazy hot and fuck-able but I was asked so I gotta answer! Don't judge me for making a fuck-able list i know it's not PC @askfabray if Quinn isn't at the top of your list your fucking lying or gay and even then she's probably up there @kurthq everybody likes tall, dark and beautiful handsome and he's got like the best smile on campus, you know if you can earn it and i do like earning it @asksantanalopez i don't think i need to explain this one, ya'll see her, you get it @asksugxrmotta i tried so effing hard to get her to look at me and not even my best moves worked, and that's hot asf @fondueforme & @questionsforjamie not at the same time but they're both an equal amount of hell yes for me so they get to share @askcohenchang what can i say i'm into vampire chicks, i feel like they'd leave marks and i'm a fan of that shit @asksam that's a good looking dude and it's kinda his job to look fuckable and he's good at his job so... @thejbi I'm am telling you there is something about dude, he's giving hot nerd and his eyes are perfect for staring in to @askbree she's intimidating asf and tbh that's kina hot, she's too young for me though, so, not too much @askdottie look out of solidarity for my roomie i put her lower but out of respect for the question i couldn't bottom list her, she's hot, it is what it is @askingrachelberry she's kinda crazy but it works for her, don't act like i'm the only one who sees it @lynnryder i mean, my man is cute, that crooked jaw gets me every time and the smile, i like it @askfinn5 i can't see myself boinking him but i get it, bro is tall sweet jock, the boy next door, that's a whole porn category @mckinleyrumors she seems like she'd be the type to track my location 24/7 and i'm into that @goldenkwilde look she's basically my sister, so i wouldn't go there but a lot of people would and they're valid for that @askthingtwo he seems sweet and he has a nice smile and a nice smile is going to doit for me every time @askwallflowermarley she's got the same vibe as Finn, so not for me but she's girl next door for sure, mofos love that @askhunterclarington, @askcowboywarbler, @askjeffsterling, @brcdsweston, @asknickduvalx, @asksmythe and @askbwarbler sorry to clump all of you together like that, but there must be some kind of standard of beauty to be a warbler bc all of you are equal amounts of fuck-able i just don't think i'd fuck you but I know y'all got fans out the ass who are gonna crucify me for saying that @askbrett this hurt to do but I think you know why i hate to put you at the bottom of this list, man, sorry @mckinleyjake i didn't even wanna put him on here, but i know y'all love you a Puckerman so here you go

#all. answered #// can one soft launch a coming out? #// if so i think this is it lol

[deadaccount1211]

TD 2023 Review: The Final Chapter

Spoilers Down Below.

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Episode 9: I ain't gonna lie from the way they structured this episode in the beginning. I already knew Caleb was winning immunity.

Funny screenshot I grabbed ^.

I started off this season liking Mkulia because I saw it as an alliance between two equals. But ever since the cheating plotline, they've only ever used MK as a punching bag. And then the cherry on top is Julia eliminating her for a second time.

Left a sour taste in my mouth tbh. And I can believe the hockey bros were dumb enough to vote her off. But you're telling me that Julia somehow convinced Priya and Damien that MK is the bigger threat between the two? She literally told you guys she eliminated Nichelle. But consistency be damned I guess.

Episode 10: I kinda wish the memory game was more about remembering events that happened through the season and less press a button on a ipad.

This julia vs damien rivalry is cooking. It's about time Julia faced some opposition in this competition.

A bit ironic considering they're athletes but I don't think Wayne and Raj have done well in a single competition this season.

Priya admitting she knows Julia is manipulative and then proceeding to get manipulated by Julia. ://////////

Me going into the elimination scene: Oh so the praleb drama is resolved! Priya or Caleb is going home right?

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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN DAMIEN GOT ELIMINATED? WHAT THE FUCK???

Ok Julia shared her immunity with Caleb. Vote off Priya? She won last season??? It's not that hard???

"Sorry bro we can't vote off Priya because she's in love with Caleb" WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LOGIC? That's exactly why you should vote her off!

Damien running around the island looking for his idol and then getting dragged away screaming is legitimately pitiful to watch.

This season loves giving ppl undignified exits but this was the worst one of all.

I want to add on that I knew there was a very low chance Damien was gonna win given how his arc was structured. But this elim was bullshit, should've been Priya.

Episode 11:

Starting off the episode with the hockey bros saying they miss Damien is lame. Ya'll never interacted and you voted him off. Fuck off.

Julia starting an off screen alliance with Caleb is lame. I don't want to hear the excuse "They can only fit so much into 22 minutes." They did perfectly fine in S1? Why the steep downgrade in quality?

We finally get a non gen 1 cameo and it's fucking McArthur. God I hate this season.

This is the worst challenge of the season. This is the third time ya'll have done run around and be chased by animals challenge. At least nobody is farting this time around.

Maturing is realizing Raj was never gonna get a character arc and he's only here to be comedic relief. Sigh..

Julia being a challenge beast doesn't feel as fun as it did in S1. Probably because she's casually steamrolling the game rn.

They waited way too long to boot off one of the hockey bros. We literally only have two episodes left. How are they gonna be able to make wayne idependent and stand out on his own?

Episode 12:

Why is Julia so insistent on gaining Wayne's vote when she has the immunity idol?

Caleb really is whatever the plot demands him to be. He spent the first half of the season being a wannabe f boy. Now he wants to act all sweet n shit and say he don't wanna lie on Total Drama. Like please get the fuck out of here. Not even Millie was this annoying. Steroid ass freak.

Maybe it's the inner fanfic writer inside of me. But imagine if Damien was in this fear challenge and his final fear to overcome was Scary Girl. Would've been peak imo.

They're really giving Wayne a last minute character arc about learning how to be himself without Raj around.

Tennis Rivals cameo? Isn't RR supposed to be an in universe spinoff? Why are there more RR references than like Revenge or Pahkitew? Are those seasons getting swept under the rug?

They really tried to make this elimination suspenseful when we already know Julia has the idol.

I still like Priya overall. But i'd be lying if I said Season 2 makes it hard to do so. Besides a few mentions from Chris, her being a canonical winner has no effect on the story. Her storyline is a near identical repeat of last season but worse. Just change the genre from friendship to romance. And replace Millie with Caleb. It naturally ended in episode 10 but the writers wanted to stretch this shit as long as humanely possible so here's more problems for the two to overcome. I could go on and on but to sum it up, priya x caleb is ass.

The Finale:

Hmm. Who should I root for?

The guy who just became relevant last episode?

Generic romance plotline guy?

Overpowered villainess?

I like Julia the most out of these three. But a complete Julia steamroll would be mid. Like if she won S1, I'd be cool with that. Because she fought tooth and nail to get into the final 4.

First boot to winner is a neat idea but I don't want it wasted on a bad character like Caleb.

Wayne exists.

Wait so Ripaxel is still together? Why was she so distant towards him in their elimination episode? So Ripper legitimately quit for no reason then? And didn't Chris say last season if you quit then you owe him a million bucks? Is that never coming back up?

Say it with me everyone, "This season is ass!"

Team Caleb not giving a shit about him is so real.

Why is Julia surprised that only MK wants to be on her team?

I don't know how many of you have seen it. But there's this fanmade show called Disventure Camp. And the finale challenge for that show is almost identical to this one. Not accusing anyone of copyright.

I just thought it was interesting to point out.

Considering Chase's pizza obsession that got him eliminated in season one. Shouldn't he have been the one to go back for pizza? This season can't even remember the minor details.

I thought they were gonna do bald julia for a second lol. Mullet Julia looks cool though.

Wayne won. My honest reaction: :/

I can't be the only person who thinks it's sus that Terry McGurrin. The white straight ally who likes hockey. Wrote the final episode where the white straight ally who likes hockey wins. :/

People have been comparing his win to TDI Owen.

Owen was a goofball but at least he had a S Tier social game and interacted with loads of ppl (cody, gwen, trent, heather, duncan, izzy, noah)

And he was decent at the challenges. (dodgeball challenge, eating challenge)

Wayne sucked in every challenge and only talked to Raj and sometimes Julia.

Honestly might be the 2nd worst winner this series has ever had. Mike still holds the crown for worst winner.

If they really wanted an underdog finalist they should've went with Damien. He was an underdog and actually did shit in the game. And they built a rivalry for him and Julia. Only to throw it away immediately.

Kinda wish these were the two pairings instead of Ripaxel and Praleb.

I know they teased a S3. But if it's the same level of quality as S2, I don't want it.

#total drama #total drama 2023 #total drama spoilers

[candybowbeansies]

never apologized

warnings/notes: reader is preggers, angsty angst, Katsuki being an asshole, ya'll aren't good at feelings, heated argument that leads to a divorce, reader moves out to seek shelter until they can get back on their feet at the Aizawa's bc he's such a dad and his s/o is such a parent :3

I'm sorry I haven't been posting and have just been reblogging, I'm suffering from very bad writer's block and tryin to get over it 😩 its hard

His highly requested Part 2 right here that I kept forgetting to add!

Underage characters are Aged Up!

~Masterlist~

dead inside </3

“The fuck’s wrong with you, bitch?!” he roars, despite the tears threatening to spill from your eyes. “I don’t know, that’s a really good fucking question, asshole!!” you scream back at him. “I have been driving myself insane–” “Then stop driving yourself nuts, easy fuckin’ peasy!” he interrupts, “Making a complete ass of myself!” you scream over him, remembering all those times he’d flat out ignored you. You tried to be an understanding spouse for the longest time. “I tried literally everything I could, everything possible–” “Everything possible, my ass! You just cling then nag, nag, nag!” 

You tried to give him a chance. More chances than you could count. You already had everything you owned packed and moved out. “I tried to keep what we have!” “What we have?!” he replies, incredulously. At this point, what he was doing…was neglect. He hasn’t even noticed your growing belly. “You just continue-” “Nag!” “-to fling yourself-” “Nag!” “-at your fucking work-” “Nag! See?!” he roars louder than before, and your tears finally fall.

“You are annoying! We might as well have nothing because of you! Fuckin’ crybaby, don’t know why I even married you!” he spits, venomously. Silence follows as you tremble, enraged. Crybaby. You feel scalding heat and prickling cold flow through your veins, numbing all of your senses. Crybaby. And all that’s left is your raging maternal hormones accompanying your fury. Crybaby.

Something in you snaps.

“Fine.” you agree, your voice wobbly, your tears still flowing. “Since you hate crybabies so much, you won’t be able to see your fuckin’ child, I’ll make damn sure of it!” you seethe, marching to the front of the lonely luxury apartment. You needed to get out. You refused to take any more. “I hope a villain cuts off your balls, because you’d be a worse father than Endeavor ever was!” you screech at him as you fling open the door with strength you never knew you had, “Fuck you, Katsuki! Consider us divorced!!” and shut behind you, leaving a shell shocked bastard behind. You scurry down the hallway, forgoing the elevator, in favor of the stairs. You attempt to mash in the code several times, tears blurring your sight, before the door finally clicks.

"FUCK!!"

You could hear him roar--crashes and angry explosions following as you push open the door, hurrying down several flights of stairs and to the vehicle that would take you away, adrenaline rushing through you, with only one goal in mind; to get as far away as possible from your shattered home.

You stride through the reception hall, pushing open the final doors, trembling and sobbing. It was raining, absolutely pouring, but you could see a familiar dark figure ahead on the phone, standing beside his vehicle, waiting for you.

You make the last paces, all but plowing into him, earning a grunt from him. "They're here." he says to the person on the other end, hanging up on them and wrapping both arms around you for a brief, tight squeeze, as you sob. "I got you, now, problem student." he tells you comfortingly. He reaches to open the back door of the car. "I'm taking you home, alright?" he says, coaxing you into the vehicle. Once you're seated, a soft and grateful "Thank you, Aizawa-sensei..." passes your lips. His eyes widen momentarily, a soft huff escaping him as he smiles fondly. "No problem, kiddo." he says, then closes the door before getting in, himself. Seats are buckled, the engine is started, headlights are turned on...and he begins the journey to where you will call home until you get back onto your feet. He and his spouse agreed to help you out after you broke down confiding to him, however long you needed.

You stare out the window at the passing buildings. Even though your marriage with him was as good as over forever, you still couldn't help but remember.

When did everything go so frigid? You couldn't help but remember...the beginning.

The pouring rain brought back those memories. The good ones.

He was so warm. You remember every single one of his expressions. The way he'd pout, face pink when you got the upper hand over him. His wide grin as he'd laugh along with you. The soft smile as he held you close.

You remember him being far more nervous than you were when it came time to meet the parents. Trust me, you were a nervous wreck when you went to meet his parents. He'd nitpicked about every little thing. Everything had to be perfect, he insisted, despite your constant reassurances.

When he proposed. The wedding. The blissful years after, then...

When did your marriage fall through? Honestly, you might not be sure.

You could feel your eyes stinging from crying, desperate for sleep.

You thought he loved you. He was your only.

Against your wishes, they begin to close.

You just want everything to be...like it was, before.

But you knew that was impossible...so you dream.

#boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha #bnha #dynamight x reader #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugo katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #katsuki bakugou x reader #inspo'd by song fic #Spotify

[featherbled]

okay. prepare for a rant. or as much of one I can prepare right now. also, spoilers and personal meta ahead. enjoy my pain lmao

firstly: the way basim's voice changed after he merged with nehal. like props to his vc for making the distinction between basim and loki a clear one. his voice is deeper, but the tone is also different. his vocal countenance completely shifts. I love/hate it.

secondly: enkidu lashing out at basim at the end, like fuck u ur not my dad.

also, ya'll gonna think I'm an ass, but... I totally called nehal not being real. like I knew she had to be some kind of figment in his mind, though I definitely didn't foresee her being loki / part of him. but no, when basim asked her how she knew about the temple when they were going in and she said she didn't know why, she just did... that was the moment I was like yep she's not real. everything that happened was still !! and I give major props to the writers, I loved it, but I saw that coming.

so yeah. uh. I'm gonna make some changes tbh. basim still killed qabiha, no betrayal from roshan, and he worked with her / rayhan / the council to figure things out. as for the fall of alamut, basim (and roshan ? idk yet) arrived in time to help defend it. roshan did confront basim before entering the isu temple but it was less a physical fight and more a verbal confirmation that he knew what he was doing.

in my head basim says that if he comes out any less than he was, he'd let her strike him down then. so roshan is there when he comes out. and in my head, he does come out as loki, and roshan confronts him like promised. they do fight, he does injure her, but in the end he's reminded of who he is not who he was and yields. he's very apologetic and it takes a lot of time to mend his relationship with her, but she consequently stays with the hidden ones, promising to "keep him in line" should he "wander back into the shadows with the jinni".

then, tapping into loki, he's able to discuss everything that happened with her, rayhan, and everyone else. so. a couple key differences for my basim:

he stills sees nehal and the jinni. because he's still "rejecting" the loki side of him it still wants control. it is more of a part of him, like he has access to loki, but he kinda just shuts it out. I have more meta preped for this topic.

loki does want control. and loki and basim are two separate individuals. loki has goals, revenge to seek etc and thus is very differently oriented than basim. they have different moral standards and expectations. as such, from here on out, I will be referring to canon post-mirage basim as loki, while my basim / pre-mirage basim as just basim. there is a distinction.

roshan stays with the hidden ones, and continues to look out for and test basim. to parallel the scar loki receives from enkidu in canon, roshan now has a similar scar she received while confronting basim after emerging from the temple as loki. she uses this as a reminder to him.

okay. and now... now I'm gonna talk about WHAT PISSES ME OFF ABOUT THE ENDING OF THE GAME. the whole game it's like... move on from the past ! and basim fucking VOICES that right before facing the jinni, and then... throw all that out the window, cuz loki wants to play now. no. just no. I am getting so many conflicting messages from this. it's bullshit. it's bad storytelling. throw it all away.

so yeah. my basim is gonna stay true to that. he's gonna reject loki. he's gonna do his best to move on with his life with the knowledge and memories he now posseses.

#《 ° puffin.exe 》 im a puffin ! i dont do much #° temp: roshan ! #° temp: basim ! #assassins creed mirage spoilers #ac mirage spoilers #spoilers cw #assassins creed spoilers

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

We need a drunk Felix fucking pepa and the sex was SO good it put Felix to SLEEP ( we all know it just makes people horny)

Oh Félix is a horny, happy drunk, absolutely. Ya'll thought he was bad with his wife before, just you wait.

"Why are you guys carrying-oh my god are you drunk again?"

Félix was being carried by Bruno and Agustín, who were clearly struggling a bit. He had gotten heavier in his age, and Bruno sure as hell wasn't lifting any weights. Agustín looked up at her with a chuckle, trying to keep Félix from wandering off.

"He uh, made a bet with a guy that he could do a shot for every reason why he loved you."

Pepa put her hand over her chest, fawning over this mess in front of her.

"Aw, Félix...oh wait, hijole how much DID he drink?"

Félix finally lifted his head up to look at her, and he was grinning ear to ear.

"Ten, before they stopped me."

Pepa was about to have a panic attack, because this man could've been actually dying, when Agustín interjected.

"He had seven shots of actual tequila, the rest were virgin."

Félix looked at him in shock, then clear disappointment.

"You LIED to me? I was ready to brag to Pepa!"

"You can brag that you made it here consciously, Félix. Pepa, you need help getting him to bed?"

"No no, I got it. You can help Bruno though, looks like he's going to drop dead."

Bruno nodded as he handed Félix over, taking a minute to rub his arm, which he always did when he was anxious.

"Yeah my social battery is EMPTY. I need a recharge with a nap, and definitely some snacks. Dunno how you keep up with your husband, Pepa."

"I heard someone say Pepa? Oh shit, there you are!"

Félix damn near sent her to the floor as he grabbed her to kiss her cheek. Félix was an affectionate, loud, cannot keep his hands to himself drunk. And she loved him for it.

"You two go, someone needs a nap."

"Wait, hold on I'm. I'm married. Happily, thank you very much. To. To Pepa. And she's beautiful!"

She gave him a minute to realize, and when he did, he gasped.

"Pepa! I was JUST talking about you!"

Pepa rolled her eyes, before eventually getting this man into her bed. She went to tuck him in, when he held his arms out to her, and pouted.

"Hey. No. Besos."

She leaned down to give him a kiss, but that wasn't enough for drunk Félix. He held onto her face, and kissed her again. And again. He kept chuckling in between, and she couldn't help but love him and his stupid grin.

"Why are you smiling like that, tonto? It was just a kiss."

"Not just a kiss. It was a kiss from you. And I...I really really love you. Please, stay here. I missed you. I'll die of loneliness."

She was going to tell him to take his damn nap, but...well. Fuck, did this man look good under him. Helpless, looking at her like she was a dream come true. Reeking of alcohol, a bit of chest hair exposed. Maybe just...a bit. She unbuttoned a few unbuttoned of his shirt, and he lifted his hands up, totally letting her.

"What am I going to do with you, Félix?"

He chuckled, seemingly amused by the fact that her hands were wandering his big, warm, hairy frame. So much body hair on one man, from his chest, down to his belly. This is what a man should look like, to her at least. Big, well fed, wild as they came. God, she hated how wet this was making her.

"Tell me what to do. I like it when you do that~"

She couldn't take it anymore. He was too pretty, too flushed for her to resist him. She peeled away her underwear, and he seemed to take the hint. She was somehow now on her stomach, with Félix sitting on her legs.

"Hey! I thought I was suppose to tell you what to do!"

"You are. With your body. Mmph, you're so pretty."

She thought about asking him to switch, given the fact that he damn near fell over upon the movement, but his fingers were already digging into her ass, right after lifting up her dress. Drunk Félix wasn't as sauve as regular Félix. He was impulsive, a little heavy handed, and so mushy, it was just delightfully awful.

"Félix, easy! You'll bruise me!"

"You look pretty with them though. I love you. You're so...great. Dammit."

There was no finesse as he pulled himself out, and slowly pushed himself between her legs, right into her wet pussy. He put his hand on the back of her head, keeping her head down as he started to move. It was delightful, letting his dumb, drunk ass buck into her in such a simple, yet so blissful way.

"Dios Félix-"

"Wait, hold on. I wanna see your pretty face. That gets me SO horny, you know that?"

It made her weak, him leaning on top of her, and cupping her face in his rather rough grip. He leaned over to sloppily kiss her cheek and lips. He reeked of alcohol and sweat, and it was such a beautiful smell.

"You t-think I'm pretty?"

"Ooooh my god, so pretty. Can I tell you a huge secret?"

It wss hard to focus with the sound of his balls slapping against her, but she nodded, trying to be a good and attentive wife, despite the fact that she wanted to be treated like a full on whore.

"Y-yes! I mean, yes, t-tell me the secret."

"Sometimes, at night, when you're asleep, I'll watch you. And I'll stroke my dick. And I'll pretend I'm fucking you. I always wanna fuck you. You're so pretty. I like it when I give you my cum. And my kisses. Do you like it when I fuck you?"

It was stupid, him genuinely asking that as he was fucking her, as he was forcing her wetness to drip onto their bed. She nodded, nails digging into the sheets.

"I do, I r-really do! I didn't k-know you did that. Is it every night?"

"Almost. You just have such a nice pussy. It's so tight. I can't help it. Sometimes, I wake up, and I'm just. Throbbing for you. It hurts. But I kinda like it. I kinda like YOU a lot. You should marry me."

She couldn't help but kiss the hand in front of her face, occasionally licking at his fingers. They even tasted a bit like the alcohol that was making him act like this.

"I AM married to you!"

"...oh SHIT. Wow, I am. So lucky. So cumming in you is okay, right? Because I REALLY wanna put it inside of you."

Pepa nodded quickly, damn near giddy at the thought of that stupid cum nestled deep inside of her.

"Yes! It's o-okay! You can cum!"

Pepa felt herself suffocated as his hand clamped over her mouth, and with a loud, desperate groan, he came. There was something different about drunk Félix cum, she couldn't understand it. Either way, it forced her into cumming immediately after him, and it was everything. She sighed in relief as she felt it slowly drip out of her. That just hit the spot.

"Ay, I should let you go drinking more often, if you come home like this. Even if you look stupid during. Alright, bed time, you. Félix? Félix?"

She grunted as she turned to look at him. He was asleep. Absolutely knocked out. Completely on top of her, with his dick still inside of her. She grunted as she tried to push him off, but was unable. Her strength was in her arms, but she couldn't exactly have an angle to push him off. Meaning, she was stuck here. She blew a strand of hair out of her face, and looked up at the ceiling.

"Well. I'm stuck. Casita, lights, please?"

Casita not only turned off the lights, but threw a blanket over them both. Pepa smiled, giving Casita a thumbs up.

"Gracias, Casita."

#not transformers #encanto #asks #lemon #rip Casita #Casita has literally seen EVERYONE'S ass