#i get u too tho

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[comradekatara]

it's national draw your sibling day

#id in alt text #avatar the last airbender #atla #katara #sokka #katara&sokka #art #mart #oldergaang #i like to think they get less antagonistic once theyre in their twenties #i also firmly believe w every fibre of my soul that sokka improves his art #(and im coming for anyone who says otherwise in the comments of this post with hammers. jsyk) #also drawing w charcoal is way easier than ink painting. so maybe he realizes that too #also apologies if i butchered the spelling of katara's name i was just working w the wiki but . if its bad u can say its intentional #bc sokka is stupid or whatever idk 😭 #anyway. this ACTUALLY started bc i was thinking about how we never actually see katara draw #but i just KNOW that she would have the most anime art style #dont ask me how i know these things ok i just do #so this whole thing was just an excuse to showcase that . lmao #i worked so hard on this tho. pls clap

[grezzirossi]

My Bg3 Party with the cutest barbarian and 3 pathetic guys.

#baldur's gate 3 #karlach cliffgate #wyll ravengard #astarion ancunin #gale dekarios #boi I love them #pathetic is affectionate I swear #mostly #not when Gale fucks up his cantrips tho #bitch get ur magic right #Guess who Im playing as #WRONG! Im playing 4 diff campaigns ah-hah #as all 4 of them #well one is over lol #I love their interactions I can't help #they cute #and dumb #constantly recycling this party over and over #I love shart and lae too but for now Imma finish those 4 #did u really read all these tags? #mycryptidart

[fluffyartbl0g]

Everytime I go into the Zosopp tag, I just see people SCREAMING CRYING SOBBING about the lack of posts IN the Zosopp tag. THE ZOSOPP ECONOMY IS IN SHAMBLES

#one piece #op fanart #zosopp #roronoa zoro #usopp #this was also just an excuse to play dress up with zoro and usopp XD #oh why is usopp wearing a detective outfit??? #well im so glad you asked!!! #The gang stopped at this town on an island and there seemed to be some mysterIOUS shenanigans going on #robin and usopp formed a watson and sherlock holmes duo!!! but only usopp dressed for the part LOL #cue usopp getting super into his role and interviewing whoever he can while robin solves the whole mystery with just a few clues #she likes watching usopp have his fun tho wahah so she follows him around and nudges him in the wrong direction for funsies #the ultimate reveal ... usopp: MS BAKER IS THE ONE WHO STOLE THE COOKI- Robin: yeah they're all trading addictive drugs #Ms baker: DRATS and i wuda gotten away with it too if it werent for u two meddling kids!!! #am i talking about usopp and robin on my zosopp post? yeauh #anyways usopp is like wauwah ROBIN!!!!!! UUUU >:((((!!!!! #then he trots off to zoro because he hasnt seen him all day and he wants to tell him about the fun adventure he just had XD

[chiricat]

ryomina demons are winning

#does anyone here like them idk. theyre funny #putting off finishing p3re to draw these so i don't have to be sad just yet #cat’s art #ryomina #ryoji mochizuki #makoto yuki #minato arisato #p3 #persona 3 #p3re #p3 reload #sorry for traditional sketch stuff... idk i just feel like i do better on paper even tho its literally the same style #like i can just get the lines better on paper. i think my brush is probably too thick digitally if i'm having this problem lol #makoto makes me so emo u guys have no idea. i didn't quite get this guy in the beginning but now... #full force understanding of a character. hes. he :( (incoherent sobbing) #tag ramble again SORRY I UEBRO4Y39NRMFMT #oh yeah the period thing going around is so funny. PERSONA 3 PERIOD SIMULATOR

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

#and in her quest for truth... alya has set a dragon loose upon a ballet studio #tho Kagami's anger is a bit selfish and that's okay too #she knows Alya and Marinette were like. trying to do the Right Thing and Help #but she sort of. hm. doesn't care abt Felix? LMAO #she's like. i care not for this delicate snowflake. #marinette come back to fencing against the rules so i can hold hands w/ u #the rituals. the rituals!! of holding another girl's hand!! helping them up off the floor! #you dont GET IT FELIX #the RITUALS have been COMPROMISED!! #birds of a feather #feralnette au #my art

[mysicklove]

i hate that dommes are always perceived as super sexy and wear leather and dark colors. like idk maybe I want to wear pink frilly panties and a white miniskirt while I ruin you

#🔪 - mello talks too much #we need more cutesy doms in the media #like ok maybe i want to wear light blue lingerie with pretty white flowers while u cry #maybe i wanna put cat ears on with u #dont get me wrong tho #red/ black lacy lingerie is HOTTT

[solargeist]

watching people ship the two Simons while saying “It’s just a joke!”…

NOT FOR LONG !!!!!

#LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AND SOOTBUR #’’oh just a joke’’ MY ASS!!! #saur funny tho I see those two way too much now 😭😭 #THIS GOES DOUBLE FOR BURSONA FANS…. HEED MY WARNING!!!!!! u will ship them…. they’ll get U #Fionna and cake #i don’t ship the simons but I also do not care

[leenfiend]

what's ur type first < prev next >

#YAHOOO #i finally finished editing this first scene in the fic lmfao ... so updates will probably be faster in the coming days #also still unsure as to whether I'll draw... the whole fic #it's like 10k words+ so #im still on like page 4 rn I think. out of like. 20. #let me know what u think tho do u guys want this all drawn out cause .. .. it'll take a lil while also i'll definitely still post the fic #ive put too many hours into that bad boy at this point to let it collect dust #and i think u get something different out of reading that than the comic anyway tbh #which is fun !! #ok enough tag essaying thank u all for reading if u did : ) #wut #what's ur type #klance #vld #voltron #my art

[actuallyitsstar]

grief is not a feeling, but a neighborhood. this is where i come from. everyone i love still lives here. // (insp.)

#top gun maverick #top gun #filmedit #topgunmaverickedit #filmgifs #tgmedit #top gun edit #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #nick goose bradshaw #top gun maverick gifs #filmtvdaily #topgundaily #stars tg edits #stars gifs #mine #the way this made me SO FUCKING SAD. WTF. ME @MYSELF: STOP IT!!!!! #what can i say tho. ever since i saw the insp i just H A D to make a top gun edit of this. had to. it was The Law #anyways hope it makes u sad too ig akdhdjfhfjfh. ur welcome <3 #love how i get stuck trying to write fluff so im like i know. lemme edit a lot of maverick crying. akdhfjfhfjfhf

[ryllen]

Look what came through the mail today! The letters & ( •̀ω•́ )σ 3 little gremlins from letterstoear.

Just wanna say i adore the flower stickers on the letters too much, they are that much worth mentioning.

#letterstoear #nui #twst #twisted wonderland #sebek zigvolt #malleus draconia #twst grim #mod posting #okay but i love squishing the bears with my thumb; they just have the right thickness to be pressed on #i really like the flower stickers; they look like romantically artistic wax seal #the letters are pleasantly nice #i love the part where cheka personally request for an audience with yuu thru sebek 🥺🥺🥹🥹 too cute hnggh ....... #sebek becoming our little mailman for our little invitation aw 🥹 for those who wanna know the context of the letter; #i requested a letter from sebek that he sent home while he was away accompanying malleus on other country duty #my other favorite part is just him simply opening the letter with 'My love' #i'm sealed 🥹 the first paragraph is written so sweetly #i enjoy reading the letter slowly outside in peaceful afternoon today; i ran it through together with sebek nui #this will be my treasured keepsake from now on 🥹; it seriously made me miss letters and wish i have someone to send this kind of letter to #it was a bit funny how the envelope sebek's letter came from is sticked with the guys from free! sticker fhsdsh 🤣😂 #and me with the white haired guy like WHo are u?? fsjdsdjsd (´つヮ⊂); but it's a really nice service #the thank you letter came with such a cute and yummy folding paper; thank you for the stickers too #i feel like there's a bit whoopsie on grim's winky eye fshfh like i think the sharpie just blurs the separating space '<' supposed to have #and just combine it all together into one angry eye; and sebek bear's eyes are just a little bigger than i expected it to be #but the more i look at them i think they are just having a little individuality & still cute #i embraced it all together while knowing the fact none of handmade thing would always be the same one with the other; hehe sebek nui has fr #i kinda forget that there's this kind of clip earring fshd; because i always get the ones that work like screw from aliexpress #i know that the literal clip one would just be literal meaning of pain fsh; just like the magnet one my father once got me when i was a kid #it was painful but pretty; tho i lost it quickly bcs magnet easily get loosed once one part of it moves around when u touch ur hair or face #anyhow i had a pleasant day because of this; thank you very much ! sebek nui said 'thank you' too! ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. ❀ ✿ 𖤣…

[yangjeongin]

HYUNJIN | 231010 • TOPLINE / S-CLASS @ THE FACT MUSIC AWARDS

#hwang hyunjin #hyunjin #stray kids #bystay #createskz #malegroupsnet #a9gifs #flashing tw #*gif #*ccarly #*hyunjin #*carly:hyunjin #i hate that One scuffed s class gif but mary told me it was fine so y'all get to see it #it was either one scuffed gif or three w him w the goofy af glasses which annoyed me too LSKDFLSDG #the s class gifs were originally red and yellow tho i worked hard please clap (i am kidding u don't need to clap)

[alienssstufff]

Updated Gillion and Edyn designs as exercise

+the oldish Chip and Jay sketch from twt

#stufffsart #character concept stufff #I use it before but how DO u tag jrwi characters #jrwi riptide #jrwi fanart #jrwi #excuse to get myself to properly draw my edyn design cuz I like her :] #aslana too tho she is not here (I think of her) #despite being at ep99 no new armour design yet that stuffs hard :[ #also read a post somewhere abt gillion and his (lack of) fashion choices and why is that #-and the reason made me sads :( so for now he gets casuals instead :] #tags annotations are a MESS future roman fix these tomorrow

[taikanyohou]

"You don't get it, do you? You don't get it."

MY PERSONAL WEATHERMAN (2023).

#my personal weatherman #asianlgbtqdramas #asiandramasource #asiandramanet #dailyasiandramas #mlmsource #jdramasource #bookstofilms #* #faiza gifs #god .... he's TRYING he really is!!! BUT HE STILL HAS A VERY LONG WAY TO GO! #and a bit of grovelling too if u ask me rugvbhfhvbdh like babe i get it u wanna support ur man #u wanna househusband him SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad but babe. just like you've let him up until now. #continue supporting him by letting him carry on with his passion! #tho!!! i DO get segasaki's concern that he DOES NOT want yoh to overwork himself so much so that he does overnights. #like hello NO THANKS!

[nosfelixculpa]

Would I be able to straighten out the errors and mistakes and save all of us? I didn't grasp the depth and weight of this question. It was true that I desperately wanted to save all of us. No one deserves to die, to despair, to be suppressed, and to be despised. On top of that, they were my friends. We might've had our flaws and scars and have been twisted up and distorted. We might've been nobodies. But we were alive. - Seokjin – 2 May Year 22 HYYH; THE NOTES

#creations #gifs #kpop #hyyh #bangtan #bts #seokjin #namjoon #yoongi #hoseok #taehyung #jimin #jungkook #found an old set i made for this Universe in the depths of my tumblr nd it looked Disgusting so;; here is a remake #adding the grain was a choice but also kind of a choice i am regretting its rly too late to change it tho its almost 5am im not going back #back being in photoshop #i still hav not read the 2nd book of this that will b a Thing to do soon i need to find it somewhere #whatever enjoy i tried to choose each duos fruitiest scenes and also bc jin taehyung and jk all kno whats going On in the timey wimey scene #they get special fourth wall breaking privileges in this set and in the universe #whatever enjoy god knows how these will look on mobile be kind tumblr mobile ive always been nice to u (lie)

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

ladies and gentlemen i present to u, every single unavoidable injury ethan has earned through re7 and re8

#ethan winters #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #re8 #rebhfun #resident evil #resident evil fanart #its every UNAVOIDABLE injury #so the loser scar ethan gets from lucas isnt there #bcs u can technically avoid it if u play the game right #i did include jack and the shovel tho lol #everyone forgets his re7 face scars... #he seriously has so many tho i forget too lool #4 hand injuries on each side #please give him a highfive or something idk #WAITTT #HAHAHAHAHA LOOOLLL #im seriously so sad