"What are you doing here," Villain had demanded upon seeing Hero sat atop one of their cars in the driveway.
"The stars. You have a nice view of them from here, and I was in the mood to stargaze."
Villain squinted at the sky. "Right, well, you kicked the motion light on, so I don't know how you can see anything at all up there."
"Didn't say I was looking at the stars in the sky, Villain."
Oh. "You didn't- um- not say you were looking at- at the- uh- at the sky."
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