#i feel sorry for him

[lovetositinsilence]

internship at sorcerous sundries

just another day of rolan trying not to kill my tav

bonus:

#i feel sorry for him #my tav can use magic only bc their grandpa was a dragon #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 tav #tav #bg3 rolan #rolan #fanart #my art

[a-carnie-and-a-cop]

Travis.exe has stopped working

#travis x laura #laura kearney #travis hackett #the quarry #laura x travis #hackearney #can you see that for a microsecond his eyes go O.O #boy was not expecting that #i feel sorry for him #look at him! #he's really like ?????? #so full of questions #i mean AS A COP you encounter every type of person and they exhibit all kinds of behaviour #is there a reason you were so surprised officer?? #or you just don't know how to deal with laura?? #OORR you haven't been out of the house in a LONG time thus you haven't interacted socially with anyone #apart from you wonderful family

[the-monologues]

Picking a fight with him cause he is not in front of me to smother me with kisses.

#rambling monologues #i feel sorry for him #desiblr #love #new poets society #love quotes #desi love #desi romance #romance #relatable quotes #so relatable #relatable #girlfriend problems

[fhhvuh0]

He'll definitely be fine 👍

С ним все точно будет в порядке 👍

#a new style? #blood #i did my best #i feel sorry for him #punched through #ibis paint #ibispaintx #art in ibis paint #art #character history? #concept art #lloyd garmadon #lloyd au #Lloyd #ninjago lloyd #ninjago au #ninjago art #ninjago #my au #my art <3 #fake situation! #unreal situation #fake #fake blood #my art #ibispaint art #thank you

[robotdragonfanatic]

Samael, trying to read a human book:

Reading same book after he's introduced to technology:

#darksiders #samael #he's just too big #our books are tiny #there's no way he could read them unless he used a microscope #or have a human read to him #shitpost but not #i feel sorry for him

[fanfrom-hell]

He looks very tried :(

#helluva boss #helluva boss blitz #helluvaboss #helluva boss season 2 #blitzo #i feel sorry for him

[liv45no]

Mike: I am the ultimate third Wheeler

Bill [holding Stans hand]: whaT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Eddie [letting Richie carry him on his back]: you’re not a third wheel

Bev [in the middle of kissing Ben]: dont think of yourself that way

Pennywise [grabbing the babadooks ass]: seriously bro ur not stop

mike:... I have leveled up to NINTH wheeler. I have the ultimate power.

#itmovie #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #stan uris #beverly marsh #bill denbrough #ben hanscom #mike hanlon #memes #reddie #benverly #stenbrough #pennywise #it 2017 #it 2019 #incorrect it quotes #incorrect quotes #pinterest #the losers club #i feel sorry for him

[crossed-out-name]

Philipp missed four times and is more than 3 mins behind. The higher you fly the deeper you fall.

#biathlon #philipp nawrath #i feel sorry for him

[technicianuprisingau]

Meet the Cast - Meta Knight

Alright, simpers, get ready. Here's your blueberry borb. Writing his weakness is... finicky. I honestly don't know how, unlike Team Starstruck that has glaring weaknesses (ex. Robobot Armor sucks at fighting speed-based opponents, Bandana Dee risks himself more when getting hit by a particularly strong attack, Kirby can face problems if you use another gimmicky fighter), this guy is just. Fast. Like, faster than Bandee, so yeah. Real hard to hit. Help. Feel free to hand over feedbacks, if you wish!

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"...why are people interested in me... oh well. I shall answer your questions then."

Basic Information

Name: Meta Alecta

Age: 43 [by the start of Planet Robobot]

Gender: Male

Orientation: Asexual

Hometown: [REDACTED] ("...I would rather not recall.")

Species: Puffball

Ability: Wing + Sword

Job: Star Warrior, mentor to Kirby Team Starstruck

Other names: Meta Knight ("This is my knighted title. Please refer me as such formally."), The Lone Swordsman ("...why do people gave me such fancy titles...?"), Batman ("...Galacta..." *sigh*)

Alignment: Lawful Neutral, leaning Good

A veteran star warrior who keeps track of Dreamland's defenses with a mysterious past and years of experience behind him. As Kirby's mentor, he acts as the uptight 'father' when it comes to handling Team Starstruck. His fears of getting his student into danger had only risen since he was brainwashed in The Technological War. He was even skeptical of the Technician ability at first but its first outing of successfully defeating several mysterious attackers convinced him it was for the best Kirby kept that helmet. Stern and logical, he fights with the legendary sword Galaxia, with the permanent Wing ability he has had since birth, and the Sword ability he learned along the way.

Detailed Information

Goals/Motivation: "I simply wish to do what I was meant to do as a member of the Galactic Soldier Army. It is true I am a Star Warrior, and thus my supposed job was to travel, but I have requested for extended stays due to my student, Kirby."

Hobby: "Reading. And baking, occasionally - but do not count on me doing so often..."

Favorite Food: "...grapes. If we were to go beyond that, I think we are getting personal here that-" {Kirby: "Hey, Mety, do you want me to buy you some sweets? Or the parfait from-} "Kirby! Not now!"

Least Favorite Food: "...licorice."

Favorite Game Type: "I don't play games." {Robobot Armor: "What are you, a f^cking boomer?"} "Would you please be silent for 5 minutes Robobot Armor, and cease that dirty mouth of yours..."

Habits: Rarely ever swears, tries to cook by himself [unfortunately they all taste bad], secretly hides sweets ("What is that you are writing?")

Other Liked Things: "I have not much to tell in this case."

Secret: All his hidden sweet tooth aside, The Nightmare War gave him scars he didn't want to remember much on, and he has been dealing with the pain he has for a long time. The existence of his crewmates, the Core Four of Dreamland, and Team Starstruck has helped him to lighten up things, even if he can't or won't admit it. He may have no incentive to love anymore, a part of him wants to feel such, but he couldn't. The people he actually loved either married someone else, died, or both, so he is afraid of that happening again. All he has now is platonic love.

Relationships

Best Friends: "...I have... a few. His Majesty King Dedede... my crewmates who operate the Halberd alongside me. And my... students." {Bandana Dee: "...students? I thought it's just Kir-"} "...I can't believe I have to say this in front of... Fine. Couldn't you appreciate yourself, Bandana? I have three students, that includes you and Robobot Armor. Now go back to your duties..." {Bandana Dee: "...s-sir, you are-"} "I said return to your duties... at once."

Rivals: "...I do not acknowledge any-" {Galacta: "Sup, batman!"} "Oh great... Can't you just leave me? For now? I am not interested in-" {Galacta: "Anyways, do you know that he wants to whoop my butt because I was-" *gets a book thrown to his face* "HEY-"} "LEAVE."

Enemies: "Any enemy to this planet and the Galactic Soldier Army is an enemy, as well."

Family: "...I have none. Not any longer. Except the people I know."

Crush/Love Interest: "I have none, as well."

Skills and Abilities

Overview:

Meta Knight is a very experienced swordsman. Due to his rough training in the GSA, he has learned several techniques, and the things he bring, including the Galaxia and his Dimensional Cape, helps him to combat efficiently. His speed is also amazing, able to outrun a lot of combatants, which he combines with his swordfighting to dispatch opponents much faster. He also has several minor skills that is nothing to laugh at, including being able to operate battleships as well as general knowledge regarding his own kind, such as copy abilities.

Apparently, he also knows some types of magic and while he usually doesn't use it on fair fights, if he has to, he WILL use them, especially in decisive battles.

Strength: Fast and accurate would be a good way to describe Meta Knight's battle style. The legendary sword he holds helps out inflicting damage both short and medium ranged, which can hit hard, especially the Sword Beam technique, one which has been horned for hit far opponents. Once he gets the chance, he can follow up with quick hits, making it difficult to find a breathing room at times. His knowledge on magic also helps him to find weaknesses, and there are times he does use spells of his own, which can complicate things. It doesn't help that he can fly too.

Weakness: Much like any speed-related fighter, if he is not careful, it tends to be that one mistake could mean fatal. Fortunately, he is actually very careful, and thus, this problem is easily mitigated - he has a great stamina and persistence to back this up. Problem is, attacks that have huge range can still trip him at times. Opponents that can outlast him is also a problem.

"I suppose that wraps up this talk. As of you... is there anything else? If not, the door is over there to your right - I shall return to my duties, as well."

#kirby #kirby au #technician uprising au #technicianuprisingcharacterbio #character bio #meta knight #look at this man #i feel sorry for him

[smashstappen]

If Charles wants to ever win a championship he needs to leave Ferrari. At the moment he is the number 2 driver. If he doesn’t leave he will retire as a wasted talent 🤷‍♀️

#charles leclerc #I feel sorry for him #he is champion material wasting at Ferrari

[heishi-ayami]

everybody wants to fuck Greg and here i am just want to give him a big hug and tell him that it's gonna be okay

#the sims 4 werewolves greg #the sims 4 werewolves #greg backstory #moonwood mill lore #i feel sorry for him #poor greg

[detectivereed02]

"let me rid myself of memories; burn the remembrance that brings only pain to my soul"

oc lore

#artists on tumblr #oc #I feel sorry for him #but it was fun to draw this picture #original character #original art #illustration #digital art #digital illustration

[rox-reads]

oh

we’re not gonna finish talking with dad? we’re just gonna leave...? 

#worm #parahumans #worm lb #worm20 #ch 6.9 #i feel sorry for him

[dykesbites]

theres a guy in my class named johnathan green

#i feel sorry for him #wonder what his favorite taste is #kaya.txt

[lovelesslittleloser]

Every time I read a mha fic and see that the chapter starts with ‘Detective Tsukauchi’ I’m just like. Oh no.

I am so sorry for whatever you have to deal with this time Tsukauchi

#mha #my hero acedamia #boku no hero academia #detective tsukauchi #naomasa tsukauchi #mha fanfiction #every time he shows up it’s just like #oh god no what happened this time #on the one hand #i feel sorry for him #but on the other hand #he only shows up when someone does A Thing (tm) #and I like it when he shows up #and I like it when people do A Thing (tm) #but really #someone give this man a hug #give this man a break #he deserves it #he deserves so much love #he deserves the fucking world #and yet here he is #look at him #he’s got anxiety

[penxil]

watched the sonic movie yesterday and I'd like to point out that at the end when he gets his own room he has several formula 1 decorations including a lamp with a red car

sonic is a F1 Ferrari fan

#incredibly important information btw #i feel sorry for him