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#i feel like the black widow movie could cure all my problems right now ngl
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florencepugh: BLACK WIDOW 🕷 Every time you watch a scene with us in a small helicopter.. know there was a cosy amount of men and women right behind the camera getting jiggled every time WE get jiggled. Hot and crammed. Are you ready..?
#crewdedication #blackwidow
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closetmentalpatient · 5 years
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I saw Endgame today, here are my assorted thoughts in no particular order c:
He goes back and returns the stones and then tries some of that life Tony told him to get BUT DIDN'T INVOLVE BUCKY IN THAT LIFE?? HE KNEW HIS BEST FRIEND WAS BEING FUCKING TORTURED BY FUCKING HYDRA AND INSTEAD HE WENT BACK AND JUST FUCKING DANCED WITH PEGGY AND LEFT BUCKY TO HIS FATE???
And he "got a life" in the first place but decided to get it with this one girl he spent maybe a year with instead of his literal best friend for life???? Peggy had her own life after Steve died and he decided to just fucking go back and take that from her??? You know had fucking PISSED THAT would make peggy??? She wouldn't accept him back and just go with it and be the happy little housewife are you fucking kidding me??? She’d kick his ass back to the future!!!
What about the other steve in that universe? U telling me he’d be a-okay with some fucking doppelganger stealing Peggy Carter from him??? Uh hell no!! He’d kick ass!! 
How does Steve staying in that timeline with Peggy NOT MESS UP the entire timeline which is what the sorceress warned against?????? If Peggy doesn’t start SHIELD in honor of Steve then how does ANYTHING in their universe get done?? Who finds Steve in the ice???? I mean come on!!!
Side note, Steve had the shield to give to Sam. The intact shield. Which when Steve went into the past was in the ice. HE WENT INTO THE ICE TO GET IT??? DID HE WAKE HIMSELF UP??? WHAT HAPPENED THERE!!! DID HE GET INTO A THREESOME RELATIONSHIP WITH PEGGY AND HIMSELF??? I HAVE TO KNOW!
How dare they try to paint the place that Steve had created for himself in the future and the family he made there LESS THAN Peggy fucking Carter who HAD HER OWN LIFE AFTER STEVE DIED!!! YOU TELLING ME THAT WOMAN COULDN’T HANDLE THE GRIEF OF THAT ONE MAN COME THE FUCK ON! THEY ACT LIKE SHE COULDN’T GET ON WITHOUT HIM AND HE JUST FUCKING HAD TO GO BACK FOR HER. BULL. SHIT
Love of my life my fucking ass. You telling me that you ran headlong into nazi fucking territory on a hint that ur “best buddy” might be in this one place???? Yeah fucking right you were gay for him Steve man the fuck up. I like sam becoming cap STEVE IS FUCKING WORTHY!!!!!!! DAMN RIGHT. I SPENT THAT WHOLE TIME SHOUTING THAT'S MY BOY!! not enough bucky barnes
not enough black panther
not enough anyone but thor, scott, tony and steve to be fuckin honest
look, i get it. steve, tony and thor are great characters and lowkey carry the franchise but come on. they are NOT the only heavy hitters in the avengers cast, not even close tbh! 
BUCKY DIDN'T TRY TO GO WITH STEVE TO RETURN THE STONES????? I get that he’s like still recovering and shit but come on, there’s no way either of them would really be ok with the other going off on a mission alone at this point. Plus Bucky has a lot of skills that would lend themselves to the task of returning the stones??? Espionage??? ANYONE??? NO? JUST ME?? Look I'm not the hugest fan of Tony stark but come on! His storyline is so fucking unsatisfying!!! Why did he have to die? He finally had everything and you fucking yank it away from him??? I cannot fucking believe. The Tony stans are going to be out of their mind livid and I am too tbh. The funeral for stark was sweet but that thing is just going to float sadly in the lake for days until someone fishes it out come on.
Ya know, I didn’t feel like this was a thing till reading through the tag but yeAH WHY DIDN'T NAT GET A FUNERAL TOO???
Why can’t thor be king??? He's a leader??? He's just going to abandon his fucking people??? After they lost their home??? Wtf????
Marvel Writer Voice: Men can only be Happy and Fulfilled if they live in a house in NATURE with their children and their housewives!! 
I MEAN COME ON?????? TONY FUCKING STARK??? LIVING IN BASICALLY WHAT AMOUNTS TO A LOG CABIN??? HELL NO. He lives and breathes technology I mean I stg, usually they reserve this sort of dumbass characterization for the fucking women!
The nat and Clint thing hit hard and I love how happy they were to be running a mission together but it felt like it lacked substance??? We had no backstory to them? They were clearly friends but we just had to take their word for it? It wasn't shown we had no black widow or Hawkeye movie. We dunno what Budapest is or means. 
HOW AND WHY WAS THANOS ABLE TO BREAK THE SHIELD I MEAN COME ON STRONGEST MATERIAL IN THE UNIVERSE AGAINST THANOS' SHITTY NAMELESS SWORD?????? Okay I get there was tension between stark and bucky but really u made buck stand back with the c list people instead of next to his best friend for the funeral??? He can comfort steve my fucking God did we not spend at LEAST TWO SEPARATE MOVIES PROVING STEVE AND BUCKY WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR EACH OTHER OR IS THAT JUST ME???? Out of all the places they could've sent thor they had to send him back to fucking asgard, the home he lost, to be surrounded by people he lost, ON THE DAY HIS MOTHER DIED????? WHEN THEY KNEW HOW FUCKED UP HE WAS??? HOW DID THEY EXPECT THAT TO GO ANYWAY BUT BADLY STEVE CAN AGE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
Also what the fuck was that with bruce and hulk?? We’re just supposed to accept that??? “I started thinking of him as the cure” and what bruce??? U fucking jerked each other off??? WHAT??? If u and hulk are different people, bruce, as u seem so fucking keen on saying, then why the fuck did hulk not take over when the supreme sorceress kicked ur ass out of your body?? What the fuck man??? “He's the cure” HE WASN'T A DISEASE WHAT THE FUCK ARE U TALKING ABOUT???
The selfie with AntMan bit was not funny. Especially when FUCKING CAPTAIN AMERICA WAS SITTING RIGHT DAMN THERE
Peter running with all the girls was EPIC ngl. Peter: LETS GO LESBIANS, LETS GO!! IT IS AMERICA’S ASS, BLESS U STEVE I LOVE U SO FUCKING MUCH I CAN'T
There’s no way that Steve would say Hail Hydra and then NOT make a revolted face as soon as he could, though i did appreciate his lil smug smile
THIS JUST IN PEGGY CARTER GONE BLIND!!! HOW DID SHE NOT FUCKING SEE STEVE THROUGH THE WINDOW???? HE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER??? WHAT THE FUCK???
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SO Peter def has PTSD now jfc Tony he’s a goddamn kid, you should’ve NEVER pulled his ass off the street. You should’ve never brought him in in Civil War, and tho it wasn’t your fault in Infinity War, u could’ve tried a LITTLE harder to keep his ass from joining u in space. But now look at what you’ve done. You’ve fucked up a perfectly good spider, is what you’ve done. Look at him. He’s got mental health problems now.
They could’ve just had Steve go back and get the dance with her and then come back and MOVE ON!!! LIKE HE’D BEEN TRYING TO DO SINCE HE WOKE UP FROM THE ICE!!! HE HAD A LIFE IN THE FUTURE! A FAMILY! FUCK YOU RUSSOS!
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