#i feel like a paper delivery guy throwing todays print into people yard

[sleepymccoy]

"Let's do it, then."

"Do what, dear?"

"That house thing you were talking about. Let's try it. You and I, we can take a house and fuck off with it."

"That's quite the proposal."

"What d'you think?"

"My shop?"

"Piss the shop."

"Crowley- !"

"No, I get it, but it burnt. And it's only half yours, they've been in it and touching things with their ridiculous fingernails."

"Fingernails?"

"It burnt, angel, it's not real any more. Let's go somewhere."

"Well, your silly car burnt."

"... Fine, I'll give up the car."

"No, dear, don't be ridiculous! And I'm taking all my books."

"Well, obviously."

"Oh, that's okay? Even though they've been fingernailed?"

"I meant that in a more vague, please come with me kind of a way."

"I see."

"Of course you're bringing the books."

"And the Bentley."

"Yeah."

"To our country house."

"Just you and me."

"You and me."

"And a baker."

"What?"

"I tried, angel, I really did, but I can't get pastries to go all flakey how you like."

"You've just got to practice, love."

"I've been beaten. To a pulp. In the kitchen, it's all pulpy. I give up."

"Very well, us and a baker."

"Grand."

#im not gonna make this into anything more #but its cute so have it #i feel like a paper delivery guy throwing todays print into people yard #fuckin TAKE IT #good omens ficlet