#i fall asleep immediately

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

happy mother's day lmfao

bonus (the girls are fightiiing):

#and thus eddie caused a category 5 neighborhood disaster bc he tried to flirt via sandwich questions #which is a totally valid way to flirt. Totally. #what's more romantic than being able to bring people their favorite sandwiches without having to ask #idk im not a romantic. almost wrote tomantic. i dont like tomatoes either #welcome home #scribble salad #welcome home fanart #welcome home puppet show #in all honesty during last night's festive breakdown i had the doodled Thought above #and scribbled it in my phone notes #it feels good to not only have an Idea but to also Get It Out #yaknow? i dont get that often #brain usually has half a thought then fizzles out and decides to go lay down for a full week #also here's a niche concept that is incredibly funny to me: #a neighbor swearing and wally immediately being like NO!!! THE RATINGS!!!! #he has to snipe them before they can get the full word out. how sad :'{ #alsoX2 special thanks to these doodles for keeping me awake #i had decided not to sleep when i drew this and i can't fall asleep before ten otherwise ill wake up 4 hours later wide awake #with no hope of getting back to sleep #and another s/o to barnaby for being incredibly pleasant to draw. he does not fight me like the others do

[icy-gendango]

Sleep Talker

#pov u finally agree to a slumber party and immediately go honk shoo #this came out way more 👀 than i intended oops #it was supposed to be like sweet and soft but it looks suggestive now ugh #i cropped the shit out of it bc the rest looks even more 👀 #icy art #i drew this on my phone while trying to fall asleep #so i only had eepy on my mind #sleepy cuddle ✨️ #it isnt gay if you have socks on 😎 #/j

[clockwrkpendrxgon]

Thinking about girldads firstprince in bed after a long day finally falling asleep when their little girl comes telling them that she can’t sleep so Alex lets her crawl up onto the bed until she is nestled in her dads’ arms while henry tells her a story to ease her into sleep. Alex listens intently, fingers lazily brushing his daughter’s hair and he ends up falling asleep to his husband’s soothing voice with so much love filling up his heart.

#i’m fine #it’s just an image i can’t get out of my head #yk how both henry and alex are canon insomniacs #so when their little daughter is having trouble sleeping #i can’t stop thinking about how alex immediately thinks of henry’s hands in his hair #a gesture that helps him relax so he does the same to his daughter #and walk with me what if arthue fox used to tell stories to little henry? #so it’s the first thing he also does to help his daughter fall asleep #i need 5 business days to recover from my own mind #red white and royal blue #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex claremont diaz #rwrb #rwrb book #rwrb movie #firstprince #parents firstprince

[llamagoddessofficial]

How do you think the forest god bois (Im sorry i just love them) would react to their darling wife being stolen from them?

Please don't apologise. I love them too

Sans: This particular Forest God's rage is cold. It's damp, dark... it's eyes in the woods, it's the dooming feeling of being lost with no hope, a mould that rots you from the inside out. Kidnapping your potential partner may be commonplace among the Fae, but man... stealing a Forest God's wife is one step away from just outright cursing your own name forever. No punishment is too gratuitous.

The only hope for her kidnapper(s) is that she's back in Sans' arms quickly, and she intercedes on their behalf. If her return is fast he may have enough presence of mind to make the death quick. If not... well. If he thinks her seeing might make her too upset, he isn't above tucking her into a comfortable dream.

Once he's done, he's going to need a few days of cuddling. It's best she doesn't ask what happened to them. Their voices will echo through the darkest parts of the woods for many, many more centuries to come.

Red: Red wants to be human. He always tries so hard to be more human, surrounding himself with objects and trinkets of that world, learning their languages and lives and tempers. He craves humanity- that possible version of him, that could have people by his side forever, and by God standards he's very attuned to them. But someone taking his wife- it definitely brings out the Old Fae within him. The darkness, the possessiveness, the lack of empathy. And the wrath.

Some small part of him wants to be merciful, to prove to himself (and to her) that he can act like her kin.

... At the end of the day, however, he's not a human. Nothing will change that. A hoard of birds and bugs make short work of a face; and even when he sees the terror in her expression at what happened to her kidnappers, he can barely find the energy to even pretend to care for their deaths.

Skull: He was starting to be nicer to humans, you know. He'd let so many people through his bog untouched. His beloved's presence in his life was dampening the age-old flames of hatred... perhaps humans aren't all bad. She's so wonderful, after all, maybe the ones who hurt him long ago are gone now, and things are better. Maybe he can start to figure out how to let that hatred rest. Maybe he can start to figure out how he can rest.

... Then she gets stolen. And it all comes back. First his forest, now the only one who ever broke through his loneliness, all humans do is take the things he loves most. Her kindness, her love, she's the exception- an exception to a rule he despises.

He lives in... difficult terrain. Without his blessing, it's impossible for any would-be kidnappers to get very far away. Skull doesn't need to strain himself to catch up. While he's chasing, he has a lot of time to ponder what he's going to do to them.

There are many terrifying, painful, prolonged ways to die in a bog, after all.

#llamagines #forest god sanses #forest god au #mc: S-Sans please... I don't want to see you hurt anyone! #sans: dang- why didn't you just say that? i'll make sure you don't see #mc: You know DAMN WELL that's not what I [immediately falls asleep]

[snzluv3r]

i love having a snzfucker girlfriend so much she makes me feel so attractive and special in moments that i’ve normally been made to feel gross and embarrassed and small, like i should be ashamed of things i can’t control.

not only does she treat me with kindness and patience when i’m having a horrible allergy attack and can do nothing but sniffle and sneeze, she makes me feel pretty and worth loving and even sexy and it’s so special and i’m never going to get used to it

#idk i’m just soft #our first night together i was falling asleep while still having a fit #and i had been stifling but i started drifting off and before i realized what was happening i had sneezed fully and really harshly #directly into the palm of her hand (which she had cupped and ready in front of my mouth and nose the second i started hitching) #god it was so embarrassing and i immediately sprang up and apologized over and over #but she just cooed and shushed me and told me that i had nothing to be sorry or embarrassed about #and got me back to sleep #and then the next day when i apologized about it again #because it really was like #a very spray-y sneeze directly into her hand #she told me how much it turned her on and how adorable she thought it was #sorry i’m so soft and a little tipsy and decently sick so #i sm feeling very emotional and i just have so much to say about my gf #god

[springlock-suits]

Anatomy practice :]

#my art #William afton #steve raglan #fnaf fanart #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie #uh. um. hi #there was also a version with the glasses falling down a bit but was scapped #William in a bunny suit #UMM... #suggestive #<-??? #the suit was originally black. but i knew in my heart beige or blue was the way #*hands this to my followers and immediately falls asleep* #the guy <3

[liquidstar]

sleepovers save money on hotel rooms while on missions 👍

#finn's ocs #finn's art #sorry i was super offline the past few days but i had some time to draw between stuff so. them :) #besides i might as well draw all them hanging out like this after drawing PJ designs. but unlike in those i gave polaris and saiph pants #let them at least be decent while hanging out LOL #i want to draw lots more misc oc stuff now that i have all the refs done #but somehow i have too many ideas and yet none at all at the same time! if you have suggestions lmk 😅 #anyway polaris is annoyed at saiph here because he wont stop moving his head even though the braiding was his idea lol #bella passed the fuck out shes one of those ppl who have a very set sleep schedule #wakes up at 6am falls asleep immediately at 9pm #lets all pray she doesnt wake up with something stupid drawn on her face tomorrow #mira is just having fun tho shes reading to everyone every cute :) saiph interrupts with commentary (causing further annoyance from polaris #al is mostly observing like hes just happy to be hanging out. also having al be the most in the shadows because of course #but he likes watching his friends interact. but also hey man his eyes are up there #anyway i tried my best w the colors here so hopefully it looks okay. i wanted something warm but also kinda dark to give off late night vib #i hope tumblr doesnt kill the quality tho! it looks kinda blurry rn but it might be ok when i hit post #if it fits well i might make it my new blog header too? maybee #^_^

[gremlinbehaviour]

[ID: the meme of a young Japanese girl holding up a frog in both hands with the caption "The evil is defeated" with an additional caption on top reading "When you have PMDD and your period finally starts." End ID]

#pmdd #pms #period #menstruation #i was about to fall asleep when the idea for this meme came to me and I immediately had to make it

[frogburger12]

Rgegrhghj...)rhrgehhrghhtjr

#dexter's laboratory #ego trip #number 12 #I fall asleep immediately after hitting post button

[odinsblog]

R.I.P. Astrud Gilberto, March 29, 1940 - June 5, 2023. Seen here, performing "The Girl from Ipanema" in 1964 with Stan Getz on tenor sax, Gary Burton on vibraphone, Gene Cherico on bass, and Joe Hunt on drums.

#astrud gilberto #r.i.p. #the girl from ipanema #music #bossa nova #stan getz #childhood memories #damn - hearing this song after so long literally unlocked #childhood memories from kindergarten? of music they played at nap time #not the school or the teachers but someone who lived nearby #close enough that we could hear it gently playing in the background #at ​12 noon sharp every day for an hour #and i can remember that whenever it wasnt playing #all of us kids had trouble falling asleep #whenever i do hear it now (which isnt at all often) #it immediately relaxes my brain and my entire body #lol - they pavlove’d a conditioned response into us #hopefully there isnt another song ive forgotten that automatically turns on a murderous rage #anyway - the point here is that im almost 39 #and (my fault) but this is the 1st time ive ever even seen what she looked like

[appallinnballin]

tabibi habibi

#ive had in my head how i imagine him for so long and i finally DID IT and there was so many bones #seeing panda’s post with tabi tail ultimately drove me to finally sketching it out <3 #i gave him a very raised spinous process (back of spine ridges) as another goat element :] #the placement of everything may not be accurate but oh well LOL. also wanted to show what I like to think his body type is too hehehe #falling asleep immediately after i crosspost this GOOTBYE! #my art #tabi #fnf tabi #i apologetically do not post him often but i am a profound tabi fan 👍

[happybird16]

Yearning to be held tight to his chest while his fingers comb gently through my hair

#i would fall asleep immediately #levi ackerman

[poems-of-a-lover]

will never be over this honestly

#BC WHAT THE HELL. WHAT. #WHYYYY DID THEY. WHY!!!!! #they knew good and well...... #god. insane!! #'world class insomniac' yeah right #seriously tho the 'i cant fall asleep easily (falls asleep immediately around That Person)' trope GETS ME #its so important to me #feeling a level of safety and trust and comfort in someone to be able to fall asleep around them is so special #shoutout to My Guy who ive fallen asleep on call with multiple times JGHSKJK unmatched imo #the way that they both just look so incredibly comfortable. literally not a care in the world. #they forgot abt their status and the rest of the world and everyone else bc they were with each other!!!! do u get it!!!!!!! #goodness i need to go to bed its nearly 2 am #this film is going to be the death of me #rwrb #red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #henry fox #henry george edward james hanover stuart fox

[praetorqueenreyna]

I want you. All of you. Your flaws. Your mistakes. Your imperfections. I want you, and only you.

For Tamlin Week Day 3: Possessive. Tamlin and Lucien are married and obsessed with each other, thank you and goodnight.

@tamlinweek2023

#acotar #a court of thorns and roses #tamcien #tamlin #lucien vanserra #pro tamlin #tamlin week #tamlin week 2023 #tamlinweek2023 #pretend I posted this yesterday #instead of falling asleep immediately after work #also love how many people used tamcien for this prompt!!!! #we can all agree that they are obsessed with each other

[bulkhummus]

two different kinds of parents

#carlos riling esteban up for an hour in the water and then esteban immediately falling asleep on cecil under the umbrella after one ice pop #this could have gone either way but i have my reasons for thinking this is the dynamics #messy coloring but whatever haha #i went to the beach yesterday! and i wanted to draw this for a while haha #gonna put a speedraw of this up on patreon #wtnv #welcome to night vale #cecilos #cecil palmer #carlos the scientist #wtnv esteban #art tag

[springlock-suits]

Prize art for @souredstar for winning the dtiys ^v^, here's his lovely William design! ✨️

I had fun working on this! Background didn't want to work with me but yknow how it is

And here's some bonuses :>

#my art #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #souredstar #went with a fnaf 1 inspired look because that is my favorite location appearance wise :] #originally. there was a table in this drawing. but um. well. i gave up on that #this differed quite a bit from my original plans but i enjoy how it turned out #i hope you like it :] #i think im going to fall asleep immediately after posting this 👍