#i dont even need to buy any of this food im playing with vampires but im trying to get one to learn the cooking skill
Camp Beaverbrook | 007
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Hey Mom!
It’s been what? A week since I’ve last written. I’m not really sure if they’re sending these letters on Fridays or if they actually spend that much money on postage. Part of me thinks that they don’t send them at all and they’re just sitting in those big plastic cases that Gail always keeps under lock and key. It’s been fun, though, but I’m ready to be a counselor now. I think this is the perfect send off.
Emily
She mindlessly pushed the three lone carrots against the broth backdrop. They looked sad, all of their coating having tinted the liquid that they swam in. They looked like little life rafts that could carry a whole person if a person was an ant.
She had her lip between her teeth, her stare trained in the general direction of the counselors. On one counselor that had the sunlight hitting her just right as it rose against the mess hall. Emily had a full conversation with her yesterday, one where she only choked on her words once or twice. She knew Aubrey, had seen her every single day at camp for the past three and a half years but still- each time was met with her heart in her throat and an instant moisture to her palms.
The blonde did a bit of a double take, first catching a gray gaze before shooting back down to her own food and up again. She offered up a kind smile and a half-hearted wave. Emily fumbled with herself, cheeks inflamed as she lifted her chin in a nod and looked back toward the grooves of the table that had gotten so interesting. An onion clung to the back of her spoon.
“You are helpless.” Hayley tore a generous piece from a roll, dipping it into the broth. “Just jump her bones already.”
“What?” Emily hissed, voice low “I don’t want to- I mean, she’s flawless but that doesn’t mean I need to have sex with her. Honestly just being in her presence-“She trailed off, gulping in a heap of air “Where’s Jane?”
“Nice change of subject Michel Emerson.”
Emily let out a deep grumble at the reference. Hayley was playing to her weakness; a shitty movie about vampires that hung from the bottom of train tracks. Michel Emerson had risked everything for a pretty girl with an alluring personality, even if it did turn him into a creature of the night. “Seriously, asshole, she hasn’t shown for lunch, and now dinner?”
“So? Jane never shows. She probably passed out after her time slot on the lake. Yeah?” Hayley rolled her eyes.
She had spent more than enough time talking Emily down. She had kept the clumsy girl from nearly drowning in the lake when Aubrey told her to simply cool off. It was getting late, there was sleep eating away at the edge of her mind and it showed in her demeanor. Not particularly sunny, but often times confused with discontent.
“Sure.” Emily agreed, not having anything else to do. She had lost all appetite for any type of dinner. There was a sneaking pinprick at the back of her mind. Something that she had gotten before. Her mother used to say the uneasiness was a clear sign that she needed to listen to her gut. But that was only before she put her on a plane for a class trip to New York with enough money to buy mace as soon as they touched down.
Now it was rocking her whole entire sense of being.
Emily let her spoon fall into the soup that was mainly untouched. It created a loud noise and beef broth soaked against her cheek. Hayley flinched, lifting her eyebrows. “You’re going to offend the chef.”
Coffee eyes shot towards the kitchen, Jesse was bringing the knife down on what looked like more onions. It certainly smelled that way. He had bulky headphones over his ears and a towel against his shoulder, head bobbing along. Somehow, she knew he would be okay.
She rolled her eyes and swung her legs over the bench. “Wha- where are you going?”
“I am going to go check her cabin,” Emily said, throwing her napkin down against the bowl of soup before gathering it all together. She didn’t wait for Hayley to open her mouth in protest, instead, she walked towards the very window that supplied the neon light of the kitchen.
Jesse glanced up, lifting his chin slightly before she gave him a wary smile and dropped the bowl before anyone else had, careful not to spill the broth. He went back to bobbing his head, and Emily exited the mess hall trying impossibly hard not to look towards the counselors.
There was a frigid chill to the air that made her seek for any type of warmth, a jacket over her simple cotton t-shirt, something to ease the cold that presented itself the moment the sun started to lower against the pine needle trees.
She shoved her hands into her jean shorts and walked against the path that had been carved out ages ago. There were boot prints, and even bare feet tracked in the loose dirt. Her breath pressed into the air in a soft cloud, something she used to exhaust. That small prick buzzing like her table was ready at a family restaurant.
The cabin looked bigger than before, almost like each of the three steps that she took up to the screen door were miles long. Her legs ached and shook, but she still pulled it open and glanced around the space: Her bed had been made this morning and was still left untouched. Hayley’s was a mess under her own, and Jane was empty. The covers were pulled back and the setting sun highlighted it in a ghastly orange.
Emily let out the breath that she didn’t know she was holding onto. Her lungs burned, and her ears were ringing now. A pressure and anxiety that she couldn’t fiddle with tugged at her. The door creaking open as she turned to face it.
Hayley.
She leaned against the doorframe, eyebrows raised. “Not here?”
“No, afraid not.” Emily let out a deep breath. “Dinner over?”
The girl nodded and flopped down on her mattress, stretching her hands out over her head as she groaned as her back popped in just the right way. She didn’t think she took that long to walk to the cabin across the camp, but she had, dragging her feet and begging for a reason to make the ringing stop.
Emily could feel her throat tighten and she blamed the cold air, not the deepening feeling in her stomach as she shook her head and pushed past her screen door, standing staggered against the steps to her cabin. It was crowded this time, kids trying to get back to their bunks before the mountain night grew chillier.
She watched as kids that wore a mix of forest green and golden yellow walked among counselors that were far from finished with their nights. She would often see the fire rising from the rocky shore and smell the beer in the metal trash cans that next morning. The thought made her skin prickle.
Aubrey Posen stood by the edge of the path, her arms crossed over her chest as those deep green eyes peered into Beca’s. The girl was shorter than her superior, but the way she puffed out her chest and sneered made Emily think that she had more gall than the woman she was looking for. Chloe had an even hand on her shoulder as if to hold her back or pull her to their shared cabin. The archery instructor lifting perfectly sculpted eyebrows up in discontent.
Emily steeled her nerves and walked forward, cutting across the crowd as a few people mumbled while others stared directly at her. She kept her distance, but not too much, Beca Mitchell shooting her midnight stare her way as if to acknowledge her presence.
“Hey, Em” Chloe offered up warmly, trying to defuse the situation, Aubrey’s own stare had softened a great deal, though, she never let her shoulders drop. “What’s up?”
She wanted words for form, really, she did. But they seemed to stall in her throat. At the crackling sound that she let out, Aubrey straightened her shoulders and turned herself completely towards the camper, knitting her brow. “Em?”
“I don’t want to bother you, it’s just- Jane, my cabin mate, I haven’t seen her all day.”
She knew she was taking it slow, mumbling. Four sets of eyes were on her. The surrounding area had been voided of kids, all of them sneaking liquor in their own cabins. Smoking loose cigarettes that they had hidden in their t-shirts before spraying a thick layer of lavender spray.
“She usually misses breakfast, but never lunch, or dinner. I’m uh, I’m worried about her.”
“Jane Eide?” Stacie asked, shoving her hands into the pockets of her oversized sweatshirt. “I’ve been working with her. She didn’t show today, though, figured she had fallen asleep.”
“I pulled her from the water the other night,” Beca admitted, “Late. She and two others were out on the lake after dark.”
Aubrey pulled in an easy breath, one that was far too calm for a situation like this, there was an unknown type of fear that was behind her darkened eyes. One that she wouldn’t really admit to, but Emily could see it. She could feel it.
“Right, so no one has seen her since last night?” All silence and blinking eyes. “Emily, did you hear her come in last night?”
“No, I didn’t. Neither did Hayley.”
“Okay. Stacie, you go back to the mess hall with Jesse, search the mess hall and the quad.” Aubrey had a certain stiffness to her voice. “Chloe, Beca. I need you to go to the north building and check the phone log- maybe she phoned home. Emily, follow me.”
No one made a move for a few seconds, just staring at the woman in front of them until she clapped her hands together and snapped everyone out of a haze that felt like a hazy dream. Campers didn’t just vanish. Some would get homesick, sure, but they would call their parents and get picked up begrudgingly. The feeling Emily had seemed to stem within the circle of them and extend- Stacie the first to nod and step away, doing a slight jog towards her station.
Chloe took reign and used the hand still on Beca’s shoulder to drag her towards the building that housed a small desk and the white postal bucket that everyone placed their letters in. There was a phone and a yellow log to write in, hopefully, Jane had.
“Come on,” Aubrey said, and Emily followed like an obedient dog on a short leash. They were walking in one clear direction and Aubrey was moving fast the cold not seeming to get to her, so Emily rolled her shoulders back and forgot about her own chilled bones.
Aubrey pushed past the door to her little cabin, something that looked out over the east side of the lake and was isolated to everyone else. No one dared come this close to a place like this, the place that Aubrey would sit and drink coffee before anyone disturbed her.
Emily didn’t know what to expect, but it looked almost normal: There was a little television that was an obnoxious shade of blue and had rabbit ears stretching to the sky. A nicely made bed and a small table with two chairs on either side of it. There were lights strung up over a floral bedspread. It smelled thickly of lavender, and it pulled Emily in. She struggled to stay against the threshold.
“Here,” Aubrey seemed slightly out of breath, she stretched forward and handed Emily a hard metal flashlight. She had palmed one herself, its silver shell reflecting the fairy lights. “We’re going to check around the lake.”
“Okay,” was all Emily could mumble, the woman pulled open what looked like a closet instead of a dresser. She produced a brown leather bomber jacket that had a fur collar, folded and covered in patches. It looked worn and overwhelmed her with scent as it was tossed in her direction. “I can’t-“
“It’s cold,” Aubrey said tenderly. She was wearing a sweatshirt herself, adjusting the collar as she flicked off the light and pressed herself through the doorway. Emily could feel her heat against her front.
She hurriedly slid it over her shoulders before closing the door and jogging slightly to catch up with Aubrey, she had already flicked her flashlight on. It created a circle of yellow that she swept over the grounds that they walked against, their sneakers loud compared to the silence of the night. Emily couldn’t hear crickets.
Her shoulder would bump against Aubrey’s every couple of steps, and she savored the touch, moving her own beam of light close to the water’s edge. It lapped at the stones and made them look prettier than they really were.
“I lost my hamster once.” Emily finally said timidly.
There was a slight hint of a laugh, or maybe a scoff, that pushed past Aubrey’s lips. Either way, its splayed against the darkness of the sky in a puff of white. “What?”
“Yeah, when I was six, I had a hamster and he got out of his cage somehow. We couldn’t find him for a couple of days- maybe a week. I don’t remember. I was six. But we finally found him, you know.”
“Where was he?” Aubrey asked, pulling a branch up for the both of them to duck under. It smelled like pine and dropped dead needles at the movement. The lights from the camp were getting smaller as they wandered into the large isolated parts of the perimeter. The lights from the cabins looked like they were put through a funhouse mirror as they reflected off the inky water.
“He was in the television.”
“Your hamster?”
Emily hummed in response, letting her light move against the stretch of trees. They looked scarier at night. “Yeah, in that little part where the speakers usually are. He had chewed through all of them, so at least we knew he didn’t starve. The little guy lived four more years after that… so uh, maybe we’ll find her. You know?”
“Jane is a person, not a rodent.”
“Oh, I know,” Emily’s shoe slid on the closest rock, the sound splaying oddly as Aubrey instinctively reached and clutched onto her arm, keeping her from sliding too much “Thanks. I just don’t think I’ve lost anything else before.”
Aubrey stopped then, her back to the forest as she parted her lips. Emily didn’t know if it had anything to do with her eyes adjusting or the fact that the moon had risen to its fullest point, but it was easier to see. Every part of Aubrey looked milky blue, her lips and eyes darker than the rest of her subtle features. She looked like a siren, playing oddly with the rubber button on her light. Almost like she was nervous.
“I have,” Aubrey said, so softly it was almost muted by the water lapping the shore. “My father he uh, he left when I was fifteen, maybe sixteen? I don’t think we tried too hard to find him but it um, it feels kind of like this. You know?”
“Like someone is holding your heart and just kind of… squeezes it?”
Aubrey let out a long-held onto breath “Yeah, yeah. Like that. Is it getting tighter for you too?”
Emily chewed on her bottom lip. She had to admit, the feeling seemed to melt away around Aubrey. She was a calming presence, an authority figure that she gawked at if anything. Aubrey sniffed, eyes sad in the moonlight as they flicked towards Emily’s mouth. “Yeah, I think so.” It was no more than a whisper.
“Emily…?”
“Yeah, Aubrey?”
The older woman’s hands were cold as she took a fluid step forward, her fingers curling around the back of Emily’ neck as she let the other hand hold tight against the flashlight. Emily had kissed people before, hell, she had done it often and diligently, but this was different. This was soft and Aubrey tasted like a mix of cinnamon and heat. Her nose was cold against her cheek as her touch moved against Emily’s jaw delicately.
Emily pulled away with a sharp breath, leaning her forehead against Aubrey’s. That hand around her heart had released its hold and let it flourish as the blood rushed past her ears. “Whoa.”
“That was-“Aubrey swallowed, her hand dropped her hand down “I’m sorry, I misread the situation, I’m sorry.” She apologized twice in one sentence, wanting to move away completely, but she had found Emily’s hand curled around the collar of her sweatshirt, holding her in place.
“No,” She whispered, “You have no idea how long I’ve waited for you to do that but-“
“It’s not the right time.” Aubrey finished her thought, swallowing roughly. “We need to keep going.”
Emily nodded and eventually dislodged her fingers from the girl's coat, even if it was the last thing she wanted to do. They returned to walking in silence, their feet crunching against dried leaves and gravel. She could swear she felt the ghost of a cold hand.
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alright dude yea EVERY NUMBER FOR SWEETHEART ASKS
… what have i signed up for?
//cracks knuckles
grab a juice box, grab a snack.
we’ll be here for a while. what have i gotten myself into
1. Talk about your first love.
oh jesus. i actually recently found my old journal lol
from way back when. 2009 i think? i was 13 or some shit. jesus. ok. so my first love was actually over the internet.
yeah, i know. nowadays we’re spoiled with tinder n shit, but back in 2009, all we had was myspace and msn and i met this fucker on skype.
i was so ahead of my time.
anyway, it was october 25, 2009.
here’s a snippet from my journal entry:
well i met a guy on skype. he’s a month younger cause my b-day is on oct 14 and his is on nov 18. but i don’t mind it.
yoooo i was into younger guys even at 13, jfc hahhaa //kill me jk hmu
and then on the next page hahahhaa omg
december 2, 2009
well me and ___ are no longer together. well we never began. he broke my heart two times already. going in depression. please don’t bother. first love, ha!
omfg damn, two months. yeah, that lasted long. also old me: ur so dramatic lol
also i was a feisty lil fella, jeez.
2. What’s the most beautiful songs you’ve ever heard in your opinion?
this one
3. How’s your heart feeling right now?
a lil stressed. im like, hoping i can get through all of these questions without my computer crashing. pray 4 me.
4. What kind of self care is your favorite to do?
ok, first thing to note, i fucking love self care. like, too much if im honest.
baths with bubbles and nice smelling scents, lotions, a face mask, taking my time with washing my face and hair and putting on the cutest clothes after. also snacks, always snacks.
when im feeling like spending money: massage. full body. best thing ever. i treat myself to it at least once a year for my b-day.
5. What’s your skincare routine?
ok so i just got a new skincare line. it’s from nature republic. i have a cleanser, a toner and a moisturizer. it’s fairly simple (unlike 9 steps in korean ahhahha, but like i’ll probably get there in time) also i have a peel mask that smells like bananas that i put on twice a week to get rid of dead skin cells. oh and sometimes i do korean face masks, too.
6. How did you get to be so beautiful?
answered that q here
7. Do you have any stuffed animals?
NO! //hides them all away
8. Best trip you’ve ever been on?
thailand. my parents took me w/ them on their honeymoon.
lol idek why either. trust me.
i was just there for the swimming, riding elephants, getting food poisoning and downing two banana splits in one afternoon. good times.
9. Favorite thing about your room?
i live in a jungle. but also in an art gallery cause my mom buys paintings online and resells them, but it’s become such a habit for her they are literally EVERYWHEREE I CANNOT.
also sorry mom i keep forgetting to water the GAZILLION plants THAT YOU HAVE MOVED INTO MY ROOM FOR SOME REASON. they’ll be dead by the time ur home. srry ilyyyyy.
also tae hmu if u want some paintings. i got way too many.
10. Opinion on love?
dude. idk. i mean. it’s definitely not something one can describe easily or fully grasp.
im still waiting for my big love to come along, so like, we can talk about that when we get there.
otherwise, i’ll say this quote that i heard in a song:
give your heart, but keep your head.
11. Are you affectionate?
with certain people. im weird.
with some people im like no, don’t touch me pls. i bite and scratch.
and with others you cannot get them out of my death love grip.
12. Who do you look up to?
i look up to bts a lot. they’re doing a lot of good and they’re very respectable artists.
but i also look up to a lot of writers on here because i want to create worlds and writings like them. i won’t tag them cause rip them trying to find why i tagged them in this long ass post haha.
13. Favorite poet?
@psycho-slytherin
lol sorry bae
ur gonna have to scroll to find out why i tagged u. and then go red and yell at me. hahah.
i also like silentium! by Fyodor Tyutchev
also everything by pushkin (esp ‘i loved you’ fuck that one gets me every time). seriously. that man isn’t called the golden poet in our country for nothing.
i actually don’t read a lot of poetry nowadays unless its my own or my friends’
but im open to recommendations
14. Song that makes you happy? How about one that calms you down when you’re in a bad place?
answered here!
15. Do you play an instrument?
lol no. i was almost taught the piano (lol rip me, i wanna kill my younger lazy ass self) and i dabbled into learning the violin. but that’s like a whole story and a half hahahaha.
16. Do you do art? Using what (pencil, watercolor, etc)?
i used to pencil draw, nothing special tho. a lot of naked ppl lol. butts n boobs were my fave. also pecks whoo.
17. Do you dance? What style of dance?
i don’t! but i want to. i’ve been looking into dancing schools. i might do hip hop n stuff. see if i have the rhythm, i can’t tell from just jumping around my room lol
18. What’s your zodiac sign? Do you believe in astrology?
im a libra yo. diplomatic and indecisive af.
i kinda do? there’s some sense there, but it’s too vague. i think ppl need to look into their charts to really grasp their character.
and for some it may not be true at all, so like. idk. we’re all just doing our best here.
19. Favorite old film?
a russian film that i always watch over the new year. my mom would always joke that the new year doesn’t start till we watch it lol
the irony of fate
20. What’s your hairstyle?
idk
u
tell
me
21. What weather is the most beautiful, in your opinion?
cloudy but warm. so there’s not too much sun but u can enjoy a nice walk outside without getting rained on.
22. What upsets you most about the world?
i only have two hands but there are so many cats and dogs. i cannot pet all of them.
23. Are you in love right now?
answered ;)
24. Do you have a crush? If so, talk about them!
here u go
25. Do you have pets? Talk about something sweet about them!
i don’t! but i wish i did i would shower them with my love.
but @the-trth-untold dogs are the cutest and @psycho-slytherin cats make my day. pls spam meeeee. also i love @paristae cat too.
26. Do you have a lucky number?
yup. 22.
27. Have you ever wished on a star? What about on a fallen eyelash?
i’ve never seen a fallen star, so no.
but i’ve wished on a fallen eyelash, always.
28. Do you believe emoji spells to work?
emoji spells??
bruh i’ve never even heard of it till this ask wtf is that shit
bruh i mean if it works for ppl all power to them??? idk i never tried it
29. Do you believe in magic in general?
i believe in magic tricks. but magic died for me when santa stopped existing.
30. What’s the most beautiful thing in life, In your opinion?
here
31. Opinion on the color pink? What about baby blue?
gorgeous colors. i quite like mauve pink and deep dark blue tho.
but baby blue looks amazing on some folks. oof.
32. What instrumental sound is your favorite?
piano. always.
33. Do you like the sound of wind? What about the sound of rain?
answered :)
34. Who makes you happy?
bts and all of my mutuals
35. What makes you happy?
sleep, food, music, writing, cuddles. and forehead kisses.
also more listed here
36. Imagine your ideal life, the life you wish to make, what will that look like?
i live in a nice apartment. doesn’t have to be expensive, just nice and clean with wooden floors and spacious windows.
i have all the necessities that i need and im never lonely.
i have also touched countless hearts by my books and am able to live comfortably just from my works.
haha. you said ideal, right?
also have someone to spend it with. someone i’d write poetry about daily. a bestfriend first and foremost before a lover.
37. Do you wear makeup? If so what’s your favorite type of makeup or specific makeup product? Favorite store to buy makeup?
answered this fella here
38. Do you wear dresses? If so what’s your favorite dress you own?
i used to have dresses. but not anymore.
i liked the long sleeve sweater black one i had with a low cut. it was gorgeous. i dont have much of boobage but i always felt like i was sexy in it.
39. Ever been heartbroken? How do you deal with it?
yep. you just kind of take it one day at a time. some days will be better than the last. some days you’ll cry a little harder and some days you move on a little further. it takes time. make sure you have good people around you so you don’t fall into depression.
40. Who’s your closest friend? What do you love about them?
ah, to be honest i don’t have a closest friend. i’ve always been the kind of person that always had friends around her but never anyone too deep. and i kinda wish i did. i just don’t know who would come to fill that spot. people always leave, so i kind of gave up assigning that spot. i think the people that want to be in that spot will show themselves and tell me. otherwise i will not assume or assign.
41. Introvert or extrovert?
introvert. but i have my moments. i can be charming and friendly when i want to.
42. Do you like MBTI? What’s your MBTI?
i had to look it up cause i forgot what it was lol
i took the test a while back: im infp.
there’s not a lot of us, apparently. which is cool. shout out to all infps out there!
43. Would you be a fairy, a mermaid, a vampire, a siren, or an angel?
hmmm. what kind of fairy tho? lol
maybe vampire? idk i’d be a sexy immortal lady that’d bite innocent boys and girls that just want to have a good time lol
44. What’s the best song a friend has ever introduced to you?
this oneee
45. Parlez-vous français?
no~
46. Most beautiful place you’ve been to?
butchart gardens
47. Where/when do you truly feel at home?
here
48. Does smiling put you in a better mood? Try it right now, you’re smile is gorgeous!
kdjfalkfjdlkdsaf //hides
this ask is flirting with me…
well that’s as much action as im going to get this new years eve lol
49. Favorite shoe you own?
my sweet rose gold kicks, yo.
50. Can you walk in stilettos? Do you like them?
lol no. i cannot. and i do not. im not made for heels. im tall enough as it is.
51. Do you feel loved?
every time i talk to my mutuals yes //cry
52. How do you express love to those you care about?
by saying cute words and by clinging to them like a koala.
53. Favorite term(s) of endearment?
sweetheart, dear, idk im just like anything honestly. love, baby. go crazy.
i also love mean terms like idiot and stuff. or nicknames that hold inside jokes, something between the two of you only.
54. Most romantic thing someone’s ever done for you?
hasn’t happened yet. so yeah. any takers? lol
55. When is the happiest you’ve ever been?
reading a good book for the first time. or just experiencing something new that i end up loving for the first time. nothing can replace that first feeling.
56. Are you happy right now?
happy im almost done hahhahahahaa. ha.
no but srsly i am
57. What makes you smile?
stupid jokes. puns. someone laughing and showing themselves fully.
58. Do you laugh a lot?
i mean. i think so? i try. i make jokes a lot and laugh at myself if that counts?
59. What’s your favorite kind of aesthetic?
ughhhh comfy bf aestheticcc
60. Do you want to marry for love or for some other reason (like money)?
i have a sour view on marriage. so only if i love someone hard enough. but even then i don’t know if i’ll do it. it hurts too much to think about marriage and wedding rings for me.
61. What would your dream wedding look like? Do you want to get married?
see above.
62. Favorite flower?
orchid.
63. Favorite artist?
claude monet.
64. Favorite music artist?
bts lol
no surprises there.
65. How kind do you think you are? Is kindness important to you?
its not something for me to decide. i try to be kind to everyone, but how it is interpreted is different for everyone. i’d like to think i’m kind.
and yes, very important. especially being kind to yourself.
66. Ever made a playlist for someone?
yes i have. i love making playlists for people. i don’t get asked that enough.
67. Do you have anything you do to physically comfort you when your sad? Such as a favorite blanket? Or a relaxing bath?
music. music always helps. and tea.
ideally i’d love for someone to massage my scalp, but hahah no one’s been able to do it the right way. when it’s done right i melt and forget about everything.
68. Early bird or night owl?
night owl.
moonchild, lol
69. Morning routine?
wake up, look in the mirror, look away from the mirror, go back to bed.
70. Night routine?
SHOWER N NICE SMELLING LOTIONS. AND SKINCAREEEEEE OOOOF.
also fresh sheets.
71. What is the most lovely quality a person could have in your opinion?
answered here
72. Do you cry often? Does crying help you get the emotions out? Do you feel better after?
i only cry when i watch or read something. and it does help. i always feel better after. but i tend to keep my emotions hidden away, the negative ones at least.
73. Do you like hugs?
i love hugs. come hug me, bro.
u must smell nice tho.
74. When was the last time you kissed someone?
august.
75. Are you small or tall?
tall. 175cm.
76. Do you like wholesome memes?
answered
77. Favorite thing about the past?
cd players. chia pet commercials. flip phones. mom jeans.
78. Do you ever wonder about the future?
all the time. esp mine. i have no idea what the fuck im doing.
79. Have you ever lived in a different country than you currently live in?
yep. i’ve lived in america and canada before. and traveled a lot.
80. Do you like plane flights? Airports?
i don’t mind flying. and depends on the airport. some are better than others.
81. Sunrises or sunsets?
sunrises. every day is a new day~
82. The beach or a forest?
bitch- i mean beach. :)
83. What time of day do you tend to be in the best mood?
any time i am eating. or sleeping. or reading.
im so close to being done omg. this is fun tho.
84. Do you push yourself to act together and in a good mood even when you aren’t?
always. ain’t nobody gonna deal with that baggage lol
85. Favorite kind of tree?
japanese maple tree
86. Do you care about the health of the Earth?
i mean i don’t even care about my health that much tbh, i need to work on that.
87. What did you like most about your childhood, if anything?
that i got to travel and learned english very young.
88. Do you read a lot? What’s your favorite book?
answered here
89. What are you most nostalgic for at the moment?
old school disney
90. What’s your favorite personality trait you have?
answered this bad boi here
91. List at least ONE thing you love about your appearance.
eyes. have to work on my ass tho. squats baby.
92. When was the last time you truly felt calm, without much of anything to worry about?
after a massage.
93. Do you worry a lot?
eh, i worry enough, i suppose. there’s just some stuff you can’t control.
94. The dazzling lights of the city or the relaxing countryside?
dazzling lights of the city. especially in the evening. and in the winter. ahhhhh. someone hold my hand and walk with meeeeee.
95. Ever changed the shoelaces on one of your shoes? For what reason?
no i haven’t had that pleasure, lol
maybe next year
96. Favorite pastry?
BUTTER. CROISSANT.
97. Do you like doing little acts of kindness?
yes. uwu
98. How’s your day/night going?
well im finally done with this ask holy shit, and i need to resume writing my namjoon fic so… fantastic. i also have noodles. whoooo.
thank you for reading this whole damn mess of an ask.
ily
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I am up to date with both MCL and HS, and while waiting for the next episode on both of them I decided to make and Eldarya account. Advice? What should I expect?
story advice :
gardy is kinda super dumb and annoying in the beginning. it gets better in later episodes. bear with it
everyone is gonna be super mean to you too. bear with it
blue guy is an asshole
you won’t be able to tell when he’s teasing you and when he’s just insulting you 90% of the time
vampire guy will probably make you uncomfortable
but he gets called out for his behaviour quite early in the game
white haired guy
big
masked guy (
chaotic evil
don’t fall in love with blonde guy
he’s like one of the first person to be kind to you right
but don’t fall in love with him
stop looking at his abs that’s how he lures his preys
(lol jk you can fall in love with him)
(at your own risk)
odd episodes (7, 9…) are often better than even episodes (8, 10…)
idk why
ignore everything about the food. it’s better this way
they have food related problems. just remember that
(even if it doesn’t seem like it most of the time)
something very upsetting is gonna happen to gardy at some point
… well at least it was very upsetting to ME
nobody understands why it had to happen
there’s still a lot of discourse around it
gardy’s gonna forget about it tho
if she can forget about it you can too
(no you cant)
(but you’ll need to if you want to enjoy the romance)
(well except if you’re in love with blonde guy)
(why did you fall in love with blonde guy)
the female characters are GREAT
but you cant date them
life’s cruel
but life’s crueler to gardy
so much shit will happen to her
she may be a bit dumb but she definitely doesn’t deserve any of it
story’s good but there’s still so many questions that needs to be answered
so even when you finally catch up you’ll be lost af
maana advice :
get yourself a time machine and go back to early 2015. this way you’ll have to catch up to like 4 episodes instead of 19
if you don’t have a time machine,
play the minigames (you can easily play them twice a day)
sell bindles when you’re able to get them
sell bindle items
sell anything you don’t want
dont be like me and get emotionally attached to virtual piece of clothes
but what if i need it someday ! if you’ve asked yourself this question, it means you wont ever need it, sell it
get a companion whose food you can find in exploration
or try to buy their food at the market instead of the shop
maanas are hard to get i know
you’ll have to choose between continuing the story or buying clothes
eldarya is basically a budget simulator
im sorry
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The Room
Welcome to the 'highglossfinish' room.
Jalaperilo: Hello!
Knock Out: Hello, Jalaperilo human!
Jalaperilo: *squints*
Jalaperilo: what the hell?
Knock Out: I have no clue.
Jalaperilo: haha
Jalaperilo: who made you do this?
Knock Out: Excellent question.
Jalaperilo: somehow, this isn't worst than The Room?
Knock Out: Oh, that's encouraging.
Jalaperilo: Oh doc, you're in for a treat
Knock Out: I can't wait.
Jalaperilo: the first time I watched this was also on a random stream i found. it was also the stream where I found the epic horror that is Re-Animator
Knock Out: Which we also need to stream someday.
Knock Out: Are...are they all interfacing with each other?
Jalaperilo: please dont judge human interfacing on this film
Knock Out: No promises.
Knock Out: Dear Unicron, get on with it.
Jalaperilo: im dying
Knock Out: Gah!
Jalaperilo: i have my head in my hands
Knock Out: That was completely relevant and necessary.
Jalaperilo: just like this movie
Jalaperilo: cause hes terrible in bed
Knock Out: What, humans don't like spastic little hip twitches?
Jalaperilo: that arent in the vicinity of where they should actually be thrusting?
Knock Out: He tried. Sort of.
Jalaperilo: does he get a gold star with 'you tried' on it?
Knock Out: He gets one of the lopsided ones. Matches his technique.
Jalaperilo: hahah!
Knock Out: Gladly.
Jalaperilo: hehe
Jalaperilo: oh no. please dont. he's my friend *DOES NOTHING TO RESIST SLEEPING WITH HER*
Knock Out: Way to stick to your guns there, human we just met.
Jalaperilo: he has the breaking strain of a kit kat
Knock Out: Hah!
Knock Out: What actually is he supposed to be penetrating?
Knock Out: *exactly
Jalaperilo: unless she has some weird random holes in her, i dont know what theyre stabbing at
Knock Out: That's the plot twist.
Jalaperilo: thats she's actually a sponge
Knock Out: Or in possession of some kind of prehensile protein sleeve.
Jalaperilo: erg
Knock Out: Go back to the fat pug.
Jalaperilo: this kid is creepy
Knock Out: He grew up to be one of the sex offender shufflers.
Jalaperilo: hahah!
Jalaperilo: she ordwered the worst pizza
Knock Out: Isn't that supposed to be one of those human foods you can't ruin?
Knock Out: And yet, somehow, she did?
Jalaperilo: please dont maake love again
Knock Out: Oh, please, no. Not again.
Knock Out: Have mercy.
Jalaperilo: you cant get away ko
Jalaperilo: we both have to live with this
Knock Out: We have to live with his sloppy twitches.
thenightetc: ...What did I walk in on
Jalaperilo: get out while you can
Jalaperilo: hello btw
Knock Out: Run, and live well.
Knock Out: And hello.
thenightetc: (Lost track of time and tumblr decided not to alert me that there were new posts! :') )
Jalaperilo: blah blah blah btw i have cancer. anyway....
thenightetc: the acting is really... something.
Jalaperilo: have you never seen this before either?
Jalaperilo: you're in for as right treat
thenightetc: I have not. I've just heard it's notoriously terrible
thenightetc: It's the... Wisseau thing right?
Knock Out: It is indeed.
Jalaperilo: yes
Knock Out: Who's this unfortunate soul?
thenightetc: :(
Jalaperilo: urgh
thenightetc: I was 80% sure that was leading up to murder
thenightetc: Just felt like one of those scenes, y'know?
Jalaperilo: probably would have done the plot a favour with a murder or two
Knock Out: That makes it worse!
Cardinal: Hello, hello!
Knock Out: Cardinal! How good to see you!
Jalaperilo: hello!
Knock Out: But how tragic you're here.
thenightetc: So, ah, what all did I miss in terms of plot?
thenightetc: ...Oh? Murder time NOW?
Jalaperilo: tommy is the best ever, lisa hates him one minute and loves him the next
Jalaperilo: you also missed2 bad sex scenes
Jalaperilo: there is no cohearent plot
Cardinal: I see what you mean by tragic.
thenightetc: He was JUST yelling about money, it's obvious "what he wants"
Jalaperilo: how does one accidentally buy drugs lol
thenightetc: Where did that guy come from
Knock Out: They obviously care deeply for the 36 year old man they adopted.
Jalaperilo: haha
thenightetc: oh no
Jalaperilo: stop making aliens think humans are terrible at sex!
thenightetc: Please tell me they're not going to phone sex now
Starscreamapillar: Good, I have not missed out on too much madness.
Knock Out: No, just several abysmal fragging scenes.
Knock Out: Welcome to the disaster, by the way.
Cardinal: Oh, did I miss the stair sex?
Cardinal: ha ha ha what a story mark
Starscreamapillar: I am not at all displeased to have missed out on those.
Jalaperilo: lucky you cardinal
thenightetc: Yes count your blessings
Knock Out: What a charmer.
Jalaperilo: thanks for dissing my gender
thenightetc: I wish they'd both fall off the roof.
Starscreamapillar: This human learned how to speak from the Internet, didn't he.
Knock Out: Shuut
Cardinal: *gun fingers* shuut
thenightetc: What is he implying here
Jalaperilo: there is a big theory on the net that tommy wiseau isnt actually human
Cardinal: hahn?
Knock Out: That's...actually quite plausible?
thenightetc: It's not nice to mock whatever speech impediment or accent or whatever he has, guys.
Starscreamapillar: Are conversations normally carried out at a recline like that?
thenightetc: Why is her friend all shocked that she doesn't want to marry the guy who hit her
thenightetc: Terrible friend
Jalaperilo: this is how humans emote yes?
Starscreamapillar: Apparently.
FeralDog: goonai lisa
Starscreamapillar: Ah yes. They are in the totally real alley.
Cardinal: Of course!
FeralDog: this looks so.... buffy the vampire slayer knockoff
FeralDog: I keep expecting the undead to strike
thenightetc: I keep hoping for the undead to strike.
FeralDog: you know...
Knock Out: This movie is like a victim of head trauma, dazed and wandering through a field somewhere.
FeralDog: there supposedly was a vampire subplot that Wiseau nixed?
Jalaperilo: hyoomans throw football as bonding yes?
Cardinal: ((Apparently Tommy Wiseau did originally want to enter onto the roof on a flying car
Cardinal: ((and--yeah, the vampire reveal))
thenightetc: Oh boy! Is he dying
Cardinal: ((But he didn't nix it, he wanted it
Cardinal: ((they talked him out of it
Starscreamapillar: And then he ate that younger man.
Jalaperilo: he ends up eating somethign alright
thenightetc: ...well, that's not alarming
Jalaperilo: the only plot this film has is everyone is terrible except tommy who is perfect
Starscreamapillar: Somehow I get the feeling even watching this from the beginning wouldn't have it make any more sense.
FeralDog: he's not even looking at the psych
Starscreamapillar: I doubt that man's credentials.
FeralDog: he says dejectedly
Jalaperilo: time to tell us how *** women are?
FeralDog: yep
Cardinal: oh no the psychologist knows
thenightetc: Johnny does sort of look like he's halfheartedly dressing up as a vampire
Cardinal: "Can I meet the married woman you're boinking?"
thenightetc: Totally normal question to ask
Knock Out: I feel like I've blown a neural circuit.
Jalaperilo: you made love twivce in this film already
FeralDog: You keep playing psychologist with us! now let me ask you questions a psychologist should answer!
Cardinal: Shh, shhhh. Let the words eat away at your processor. The pain will recede soon.
Jalaperilo: cheep cheep cheep
thenightetc: oh god
Starscreamapillar: ....
Cardinal: cheep cheep cheep
thenightetc: is he going to--No, I guess not
Cardinal: I NEVER ATE SO MUCH
FeralDog: the only sane comment
Jalaperilo: *wink*
FeralDog: this sounds like he's making it up as he goes and the music is not helping
thenightetc: ...I don't think that's how checks work
Jalaperilo: just ndissing the *** outta you lisa
Starscreamapillar: I don't think any of this is how it works.
Cardinal: Denny why are you sitting on the floor
Starscreamapillar: Sit on the floor, with the front door open.
Jalaperilo: denny asked her for a kiss earlier
thenightetc: Do iiiiiiit
FeralDog: i almost feel like the vampire subplot would make this make sense. in a he's hypnotized too many people and now can't keep control of the illusions so the wor;d's gone mad around him,,,,,,
Jalaperilo: is knock out still with us or did he actually fry his processor?
Starscreamapillar: I envy him if he did brown out. This is painful.
Knock Out: Theoretically, I'm still here.
Jalaperilo: sorry i tried to throw you off a building?
Jalaperilo: good. was worried you'd left us to suffer on our own
FeralDog: yeah, man it's totally fine. happens all the time
Cardinal: He already knows your secret.
Cardinal: I'm so depressed bro
Jalaperilo: aint we all?
Starscreamapillar: That small door.
thenightetc: The roof bothers me more. Looks so fake.
Jalaperilo: none of these suits fit even slightly
Cardinal: *ominous music* He shaaaved
Starscreamapillar: They found the suits in a box in their fake alley.
FeralDog: wwwwwwwwwhat
Cardinal: . . . . .
Jalaperilo: lol
Cardinal: well
Cardinal: I wish Trogdor were here to see this.
Cardinal: Maybe he could make sense of it.
Jalaperilo: is tommy trogdor's holoavatar?
Knock Out: Fact!
Starscreamapillar: Did they have a reason to be wearing tuxedos earlier?
thenightetc: Maybe they were trying them on to make sure they fit?
Cardinal: . . . nice segue.
Starscreamapillar: No one paid for those drinks.
Starscreamapillar: Drat. Now I must suffer through this.
Jalaperilo: god
Knock Out: For the love of Unicron, no.
Cardinal: Shield your optics!
Jalaperilo: can unicron come eat us?
Starscreamapillar: I think exploding again would be less painful than this.
FeralDog: do we really need to see the ENTIRE sex scene
FeralDog: a fadeout would be appreciated
Starscreamapillar: How is this still going on?!
Jalaperilo: in all 4? sex scenes, no one seems to have thrust anywhere near her vagine
Knock Out: What I tell you? Protein sleeve.
Jalaperilo: oh year lol
Jalaperilo: *yeah
FeralDog: more football based bonding
Starscreamapillar: I feel as though you could replace these actors with golden retreivers and lose nothing.
Jalaperilo: 'i saw a hyooman program with this so all hyoomans do this bonding'
Knock Out: Please, no.
Cardinal: AGAIN?
thenightetc: Again?!
Knock Out: Not again. No more.
Cardinal: *weeps quietly*
thenightetc: Please let something burst in and eat them
Knock Out: Oh, thank you!
Cardinal: Wow, Lisa.
Jalaperilo: was there anything like this on cybertron?
thenightetc: Some of the audio seems a little... desynched or something
thenightetc: Is this... dubbed?
Starscreamapillar: If there was, I certainly didn't watch it.
Knock Out: I think this might be one of those "once in a universe" things.
Jalaperilo: ***
Jalaperilo: we really are the worst species
Cardinal: Well, you are the spawn of Unicron.
Knock Out: Take a bow.
thenightetc: Excuse me, I'm not taking the blame for this movie.
thenightetc: How dare.
Jalaperilo: us all watching this now are now linked in a shared, horrific experience
Starscreamapillar: As if I didn't already have enough horrifying experiences in my life.
Jalaperilo: i like being the spawn of another species' devil
thenightetc: ...Yikes
thenightetc: What the ***
Starscreamapillar: The film's writer clearly had some unresolved issues.
thenightetc: You think?
Jalaperilo: would you believe that tommy wiseau wrote ANd sirected AND acted in this?
Jalaperilo: *directed
Cardinal: Yes.
Knock Out: And funded it, and apparently no one knows how.
Starscreamapillar: Yes. Yes I would.
Jalaperilo: alien money
Cardinal: Deal with Unicron.
Jalaperilo: probably traded a load of shanix with a skuxxoid
Starscreamapillar: Are you certain he didn't kidnap these people, and force them to be in his film?
thenightetc: Oh god, they're going to sneak off for another sex scene, aren't thy
Starscreamapillar: 'Sneak'?
thenightetc: Well.
Cardinal: As Shockwave would say, "illogical."
Jalaperilo: shockwave would shutdown at this film
Cardinal: . . .
Cardinal: I'm going to show it to him.
Cardinal: Whoa, someone did the impossible and came BACK into the house.
Knock Out: Sensitive with genuine human emotions.
Cardinal: Leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!
thenightetc: That's where I keep all *my* stupid comments.
Cardinal: Good thinking! Inviting my friends!
Cardinal: What are they doing outside?
Cardinal: I just?
Cardinal: Alternate, help.
Jalaperilo: cardinal is crashing lol
thenightetc: Oh god.
Knock Out: I can't help you. I'm so very, very sorry.
Knock Out: I'm lost. I'm gone.
Cardinal: *whimpers*
thenightetc: *facepalm*
Starscreamapillar: Surely he won't be able to count to nine months from now.
Jalaperilo: haha
thenightetc: That guy does look sort of like Xander
Knock Out: Who *are* you?
Jalaperilo: i think they swapped out an actor
Starscreamapillar: No one will notice this loud conversation in public about her cheating.
Knock Out: Doesn't matter, had cake.
Jalaperilo: haha!
thenightetc: They're hardly subtle about it. Maybe everyone already knows.
Cardinal: What do you mean, look at this subterfuge
Cardinal: What do you mean, look at this subterfuge
Jalaperilo: what planet IS he from?
thenightetc: What do you mean, I always slow dance with my platonic friends
Knock Out: I've spent the last hour pondering that same question.
Starscreamapillar: He is fed up with this world.
Knock Out: Most alien species that can mimic other species tend to be good at it.
thenightetc: Hey, you know what would be funny after this?
Knock Out: What?
Jalaperilo: icepick lobotomy>
Jalaperilo: ?
Cardinal: "And I DEFINITELY have breast cancer."
thenightetc: Just look for "arrested development chicken dance" on youtube
Knock Out: Consider it done.
thenightetc: I'm sure there are a BUNCH of clips
caffienatedglitter: henlo
Starscreamapillar: Someone had better end up murdered at the end of this.
Knock Out: I hope it's me.
thenightetc: For some reason I'd gotten the impression this was a horror movie
Jalaperilo: you may just get your wish tonight screamy
Starscreamapillar: The horror is in sitting through it.
caffienatedglitter: oh god
caffienatedglitter: EWWWW
Starscreamapillar: Do Not call me that.
thenightetc: :(
Knock Out: I think we can agree we've all lost something precious tonight.
caffienatedglitter: what did i walk in on
Jalaperilo: you are the lucky one, to only suffer the end of this
caffienatedglitter: how is the audio from the other end of the phone line so clear
thenightetc: ...He already knew they were cheating together though?
caffienatedglitter: what is his accent
thenightetc: https://www.reddit.com/r/linguistics/comments/1gs6ol/what_the_heck_is_going_on_with_tommy_wiseaus_voice/
caffienatedglitter: he angery
thenightetc: Not sure if there's an actual answer there, per se
caffienatedglitter: he screm
Thebes: Oh man, I appear to have been late to the worst movie
thenightetc: You are correct
caffienatedglitter: KNOCKING THINGS OVER IS THE ONLY WAY A MOVIE CHARACTER CAN EXPRESS ANGER
thenightetc: Chew that scenery! CHEW
thenightetc: Aren't they just upstairs from him? Can't they hear this going on?
Thebes: How delicately he moves those bedsheets
Starscreamapillar: I am disappointed at the lack of murder spree.
Jalaperilo: this is more acting than the rest of the film
thenightetc: Uh
caffienatedglitter: ewwwww
thenightetc: Why this
Jalaperilo: i forgot that bit!
Cardinal: . . .
caffienatedglitter: ewvwwhw wnvjhwvg'
Thebes: I think this is ... supposed to be pathos?
caffienatedglitter: oh god
caffienatedglitter: dude stop
Cardinal: I've been asking myself the same thing.
caffienatedglitter: holy
Knock Out: FRAG.
caffienatedglitter: he's dead
Thebes: yes. yes he is.
thenightetc: dramatic slow-mo
caffienatedglitter: ...
caffienatedglitter: YAAAAAAAAAAAY
Jalaperilo: well at least he got his daily amount of iron?
caffienatedglitter: no, he's sleeping
Starscreamapillar: Yes, just put your hand right in that.
thenightetc: Yeah, get his blood all over your hands
caffienatedglitter: so many diseases
Jalaperilo: bet you werent expecting that Doc
thenightetc: Disturb the scene a little more
Thebes: PATHOS
caffienatedglitter: seriously pathogens love to travel through blood
Knock Out: I can honestly say I wasn't.
caffienatedglitter: what do you mean you lost him YOU DUMPED HIM
caffienatedglitter: ALSO MARK DIDNT YOU WANT TO SEX HER BEFORE
Thebes: YES. YES HE DID
Cardinal: LEAVE US
thenightetc: Wow
Knock Out: Don't leave that one alone with the body!
Jalaperilo: this whole film is about tommy's messiah complex
caffienatedglitter: CALL THE COPS
caffienatedglitter: CALL THE COIPS YOU IDIOTS
Jalaperilo: knock out! haha
thenightetc: No, no, they'll want to handle the gun a bit first too
thenightetc: Get their fingerprints all over it
caffienatedglitter: i tyhought he saids he didnt have any friends now everyones sobbin over his body
caffienatedglitter: piugblswk
caffienatedglitter: ive only been here for TEWO MINUTES
Thebes: WAIT
Cardinal: Amazing.
Thebes: HE WAS GRABBING HER HAIR
caffienatedglitter: WHY
Starscreamapillar: Well, that was about as bad as having my head blown off again.
caffienatedglitter: WHAT IS THIS MUSIC
caffienatedglitter: INAPROPRIATE MUCH
Jalaperilo: sexytimes on the corpse music
FeralDog: good god
Thebes: There's appropriate anything in this movie?
Knock Out: Denny is there also.
caffienatedglitter: "assistant to mr. wiseau"???? five people???
FeralDog: I feel like I just survived a deadly fever
caffienatedglitter: those poor performers
Jalaperilo: they were the five humans that taught him how to act like one of us
Thebes: oh, man, there's abook about the weird, troubled production of this movie. It's so out there it's getting made into its own movie
caffienatedglitter: i wish i'd gotten here earlier
thenightetc: You shouldn't.
caffienatedglitter: you misunderstand
caffienatedglitter: i am a masochist
caffienatedglitter: more assisstants jesus
caffienatedglitter: welp
caffienatedglitter: is that it
Knock Out: The assistants were there to keep the Wiseau human from poking himself.
caffienatedglitter: oh dear
Thebes: yeah you missed the bit about Denny being into drugs and the bizarre casual cancer subplot
caffienatedglitter: the room is a meme, i know the basic plot
caffienatedglitter: wait
caffienatedglitter: cancer
caffienatedglitter: WHEN DID CANCER GET INVOLVED
thenightetc: Yeah, there was cancer
Jalaperilo: the mum is all i'm dying, its deffo cancer, andyway, marry tommy
FeralDog: This lady casually announced that she had breast cancer
caffienatedglitter: ooooh right
caffienatedglitter: what
Knock Out: I just take the suggestions, I don't question them.
caffienatedglitter: at least it isn't the cheeeep cheep cheep
thenightetc: They ALL have one
caffienatedglitter: cheeep chepchepcheepcheep
Starscreamapillar: . . . .
caffienatedglitter: wait
caffienatedglitter: frag for a second i thought his voice was robin williams
Knock Out: ...
Knock Out: ...
Knock Out: ...Well, this has been an enlightening evening.
Starscreamapillar: I think that's misrepresentative.
Jalaperilo: well. its 3am here. i hope you appreciate my sacrifice to watch that film
Jalaperilo: goodnight all!
Knock Out: I do.
caffienatedglitter: it's only 10:00 here
Knock Out: Goodnight!
FeralDog: 7:00 here
FeralDog: https://xkcd.com/1400/
thenightetc: Awwww, the chicken dance bit is great though. Even if that was a little poorly edited together.
FeralDog: ^relelvant!
Thebes: ikr?
caffienatedglitter: my god
Knock Out: Makes sense to me.
thenightetc: Huh.
Thebes: ... there's a trailer for a movie where someone is paid to act as Tommy Wiseau
FeralDog: oh dear god
thenightetc: ...Not sure if I want to see that or not.
caffienatedglitter: that or he's the devil made flesg
Knock Out: You can't replicate what's going on with this human (?). And no one ever should.
thenightetc: That would explain why he looks slightly uncanny
Thebes: they get weirdly close. The Disaster Artist trailer, if you want to see for yourself
caffienatedglitter: he looks like he's a collage of body parts cut froma magazine
caffienatedglitter: but 3d
Knock Out: My credits are still on "alien."
caffienatedglitter: and also a pervet
thenightetc: I read that as "flaming disaster"
Starscreamapillar: I think he is a mimic of some kind.
Starscreamapillar: And the football is there. Of course.
Thebes: it kinda was? Like it's based off the book The Disaster Artist, which is entirely about trying to get this weird alien sock puppet to act
thenightetc: Oh god, I didn't notice.
caffienatedglitter: is that actually him
caffienatedglitter: does he actually think people like this unironically
FeralDog: maybe he's one of the fair folk. But he's bad at it.
Thebes: maybe he's a bunch of groundhogs trying to pilot a human
Knock Out: I like the news scrolling by.
caffienatedglitter: they're trying
Knock Out: "Also, some humans died or something."
thenightetc: "Like us on Facebook!"
Thebes: yeah, kinda. Underscores this.
caffienatedglitter: it's a special kind of ***
caffienatedglitter: jesus he's like
caffienatedglitter: idk
thenightetc: Yeah, sports references, that's what I look for in a movie
Thebes: how is he keeping a straight face
Starscreamapillar: His sunglasses are unsettling.
Knock Out: He's hiding something behind there. I'm not certain I want to know what.
thenightetc: Soundwave's visor.
caffienatedglitter: he's hiding madness, and not very well
Knock Out: Tommy Wiseau confirmed for Soundwave.
caffienatedglitter: YOU STUDIED PSYCHOLOGY
caffienatedglitter: NO
caffienatedglitter: BULL
caffienatedglitter: what is this
thenightetc: We've all been where now?
Starscreamapillar: His insane word-salad rambling.
caffienatedglitter: is he a human????
caffienatedglitter: knock out please advise
thenightetc: The other guy looks so embarassed
Knock Out: No advice. He landed on your planet, he's your problem.
Starscreamapillar: The other guy is likely concerned if he upsets Wiseau that he wil be consumed.
Thebes: I would be
thenightetc: Yeah, he does look like he could just unhinge his jaw and, y'know...
caffienatedglitter: ubigowj
caffienatedglitter: but he's scary
caffienatedglitter: he talks like he's got marbled in his mouth
Knock Out: If you have to ask, the answer is probably "Tommy Wiseau can most definitely unhinge his jaw and kill some people."
caffienatedglitter: HES A SNAKE
Starscreamapillar: Snakes do not talk so much.
thenightetc: Lime green shirt with matching lime green tie :(
Thebes: it's like he agressively doesn't care.
caffienatedglitter: this is not a man of earthly cares
caffienatedglitter: oh god what'sthis
Starscreamapillar: He only cares for how many souls he can harvest, and how much flesh he can consume.
thenightetc: SOUNDS LEGIT
thenightetc: Is that a hearse
Starscreamapillar: Yes.
caffienatedglitter: "family kidnapped by ninjas" yeah totally believable
caffienatedglitter: ew
caffienatedglitter: what\
caffienatedglitter: EWWWWWWWWW
thenightetc: What the ***
Knock Out: Alright, enough of that.
caffienatedglitter: HE IS THE EATER OF FLESH
Thebes: what was THAT
caffienatedglitter: I NEED TO KNOW HOW IT ENDS
Knock Out: Tommy Wiseau is clearly a dangerous entity.
Starscreamapillar: I feel the pressing need to awaken Unicron, so he can shake off the Earth and ensure Wiseau's destruction.
thenightetc: Er
caffienatedglitter: how well did that work out for you last time
Knock Out: There we go. Much better.
Starscreamapillar: Just because it didn't work out for my alternates does not mean it may not work out for me.
caffienatedglitter: oh right
caffienatedglitter: alternate universes
caffienatedglitter: still though
caffienatedglitter: starscreams are universally jinxed
thenightetc: This actually looks familiar. Huh
Starscreamapillar: I know.
caffienatedglitter: Is this car porn
Starscreamapillar: But I strive to escape whatever unpleasant fate is in store for me.
caffienatedglitter: car porn is pretty chill
caffienatedglitter: lol jk
Smokescreen: woojit woojit no
thenightetc: Nice and relaxing, except when they jerk the camera around.
Smokescreen: dont watch the room
Knock Out: I just needed to end the night on something other than the question of how many pounds of human flesh Tommy Wiseau can fit in his hollow abdomen.
Knock Out: Too late.
Smokescreen: .... wait did i miss
thenightetc: Too late! We saw the whole thing!
caffienatedglitter: o hai smokescreen
Smokescreen: ARGHHGHG
Smokescreen: did you like it
Smokescreen: Hey!
caffienatedglitter: it's the room
thenightetc: I don't think it's really something you "like"
caffienatedglitter: exactly
Smokescreen: Was it... Was it an experience?
caffienatedglitter: technically
caffienatedglitter: yes
Starscreamapillar: It was an experience in madness.
thenightetc: Everything is an experience.
Smokescreen: it sure was a movie, right?
caffienatedglitter: no
caffienatedglitter: not particularly
Starscreamapillar: It being a movie is debatable.
thenightetc: In the broadest possible sense.
Smokescreen: a film?
caffienatedglitter: it was a venture intop insanity
Knock Out: It was a whole lot of something.
Thebes: it was filmed. I would hesitate to call it a film
Smokescreen: someone sure recorded it on a camera!
Thebes: technically
Smokescreen: hey woojit have you ever been in a sauna before
Knock Out: I think so?
Smokescreen: How was it?
caffienatedglitter: why are you asking?
caffienatedglitter: sorry im curious\
Smokescreen: I've got one, and I wasn't sure what to do with it!
caffienatedglitter: nvm
Knock Out: You sit, you turn up the heat, you cycle special smoke meant to clean out your vents. There are other things I'd rather spend credits on at the bath houses, but it was nice enough.
caffienatedglitter: wait whjat
caffienatedglitter: lol jk
Smokescreen: woojit woojit no
thenightetc: Nice and relaxing, except when they jerk the camera around.
Smokescreen: dont watch the room
Knock Out: I just needed to end the night on something other than the question of how many pounds of human flesh Tommy Wiseau can fit in his hollow abdomen.
Knock Out: Too late.
Smokescreen: .... wait did i miss
thenightetc: Too late! We saw the whole thing!
caffienatedglitter: o hai smokescreen
Smokescreen: ARGHHGHG
Smokescreen: did you like it
Smokescreen: Hey!
caffienatedglitter: it's the room
thenightetc: I don't think it's really something you "like"
caffienatedglitter: exactly
Smokescreen: Was it... Was it an experience?
caffienatedglitter: technically
caffienatedglitter: yes
Starscreamapillar: It was an experience in madness.
thenightetc: Everything is an experience.
Smokescreen: it sure was a movie, right?
caffienatedglitter: no
caffienatedglitter: not particularly
Starscreamapillar: It being a movie is debatable.
thenightetc: In the broadest possible sense.
Smokescreen: a film?
caffienatedglitter: it was a venture intop insanity
Knock Out: It was a whole lot of something.
Thebes: it was filmed. I would hesitate to call it a film
Smokescreen: someone sure recorded it on a camera!
Thebes: technically
Smokescreen: hey woojit have you ever been in a sauna before
Knock Out: I think so?
Smokescreen: How was it?
caffienatedglitter: why are you asking?
caffienatedglitter: sorry im curious\
Smokescreen: I've got one, and I wasn't sure what to do with it!
caffienatedglitter: nvm
Knock Out: You sit, you turn up the heat, you cycle special smoke meant to clean out your vents. There are other things I'd rather spend credits on at the bath houses, but it was nice enough.
caffienatedglitter: wait whjat
caffienatedglitter: WHERE DID YOU GET A SAUNA
Smokescreen: also if woojit wants to use this sauna I was gifted
caffienatedglitter: WHERE DID YOU GET A GIANT SAUNA
Smokescreen: I don't know! It was a gift! I'm kinda suspicious which is also why I'm offering Woojit a whirl in it!
Knock Out: Suspicious bath house? I'm sold.
thenightetc: Gosh, hope it's not cursed or something.
caffienatedglitter: DUDE
caffienatedglitter: THERE'S PROBABLY A CAMERA IN IT OR A BOMB
Starscreamapillar: Why would a camera matter?
Knock Out: Lucky camera.
Smokescreen: Awesome! I'll promise to fix you up if it goes horribly wrong but hopefully it won't
Smokescreen: wouldn't the lens get covered in steam?
Knock Out: Excellent!
caffienatedglitter: oh right
caffienatedglitter: giant robots
caffienatedglitter: nudity isnt a thing
Starscreamapillar: Not really, no.
caffienatedglitter: eh
Smokescreen: woojit i found this anime also i've been meaning to watch and i need thosughts
Knock Out: Yes?
Smokescreen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVPnaHRgNb8
caffienatedglitter: ooooh knockout you should stream death parade
thenightetc: Oh, I love that show! In a way.
caffienatedglitter: oh my god
thenightetc: ^Initial D
thenightetc: Haven't seen Death Parade
caffienatedglitter: it's amazing
Knock Out: Yes.
Knock Out: Whatever this is, yes.
caffienatedglitter: it's only a few episodes long, so
Thebes: Initial D is awesome,
caffienatedglitter: what is this
thenightetc: But you have to not mind the animation.
caffienatedglitter: HIS FACE
Smokescreen: the humans look dead inside
thenightetc: Yeah they do a lot of that
thenightetc: You get used ot it
Smokescreen: ... are they actually humans or just holo-matter avatars?
Smokescreen: i've seen avatars with faces like that
Knock Out: Who cares?
Smokescreen: true
caffienatedglitter: technically they are anime
caffienatedglitter: not hoomans
Smokescreen: am i anime
caffienatedglitter: no you're american animaation
Smokescreen: what
Smokescreen: i'm not american
Smokescreen: i'm praxian
caffienatedglitter: your show isn't
Smokescreen: WOOJIT HIGHER VOLUMNE
Smokescreen: RAISE THE VOLUME
thenightetc: And they're proud of that terrible animation, too, lots of closeups of misshapen dead-eyed faces
Thebes: all the humans are in love with their cars and will go to absurd lengths to show it
Smokescreen: thank you woojit
Smokescreen: good
Smokescreen: they should love their cars
caffienatedglitter: um
Starscreamapillar: Is it uncomfortable to squeal your tires like that?
caffienatedglitter: smokescreen splease rephrase
Smokescreen: it feels good to me!
caffienatedglitter: unfortuinate implications
Smokescreen: Uhhh- they should adore their cars?
caffienatedglitter: smokescreen
Smokescreen: what
Smokescreen: I don't see the problem!
Knock Out: It's not comfortable, but worth it for the sake of drifting.
thenightetc: Oh believe me there is drifting in this show :)
Thebes: and for wiping a smug smirk off someone's face?
Thebes: because there's lots of that too
Smokescreen: woojit woojit what if: we raced and played this kinda music at top volume to recreate this stuff
caffienatedglitter: NO
Smokescreen: but
caffienatedglitter: BAD IDEA
caffienatedglitter: RECREATING ANIME ONLY BRINGS PAIN
Smokescreen: but
Smokescreen: :(
Knock Out: I'm not hearing a downside!
Thebes: This anime is basically nothing but car appreciation and winning races in a way that's petty and satisfying
Knock Out: Let's do it!
thenightetc: It totally is.
caffienatedglitter: knockout you have doomed yoursel
Smokescreen: I probably won't be able to do it now, but sometime soon, we gotta!
Knock Out: It's a date!
thenightetc: Haha, have fun!
caffienatedglitter: you fools you will invite them into our world, they will consume reality
Smokescreen: I'll look for places with turns like these, too
Knock Out: Perfect!
Knock Out: That seems a marvelous place to pack it in for tonight.
caffienatedglitter: lovely
caffienatedglitter: goodnight
Knock Out: Goodnight, everyone!
Smokescreen: Sounds good. Night, everyone!
Knock Out: Thank you for enduring this with me.
caffienatedglitter: try not to turn the multiverse into a singularity
thenightetc: This was good fun; thanks for the stream. :)
Starscreamapillar: I am not sure I should thank you for exposing me to the horror of the Room.
Starscreamapillar: Goodnight, and may I be able to atend again in the future.
thenightetc: Goodnight!
Knock Out: Here's hoping!
Smokescreen: Hopefully, I can get here on time one day!
Thebes: nighy!
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67.
5000 Question Survey Pt. 17
1601. What’s on your key chain besides keys?
key fob
1602. How do you feel about endangered species?
it’s pretty sad honestly. i wish that wasn’t a thing
1603. What was the last CD you bought?
probably 3oh!3 like ten years ago or so
1604. Do you like feather pillows?
not really
1605. How about water beds?
no, i can’t imagine if it popped and water got everywhere or i drowned
1606. Who or what do you feel the deepest responsibility towards?
my cat
1607. How long is forever?
its forever
1608. Who is your favorite family member?
i dont have one
1609. Who would you be afraid to have angry at you?
my boyfriend
1610. Does this survey feel like it will never end?
pretty much
1611. Have you ever eaten any kind of food off of someone else’s body?
not that i remember
1612. Do you like the direction your life is going in?
yeah so far so good
1613. Are you a traditional person?
nah
1614. Have you ever felt like the victim of societal injustice?
yes.
1615. What feelings or thoughts do you repress?
i only repress my anger only bc it’s not safe for me to let my anger out all the time
1616. What makes you feel ecstatic?
new things to come
1617. What was your biggest mistake in the past three months?
buying the car that i bought
1618. York Peppermint Patti or Reece’s Peanut butter Cups?
york for sure
1619. What are your feelings, if any, about Hugh Hefner?
i don’t have many for him. he was a cool dude i guess, very successful and lucky he got to be around so may beautiful women all the time
1620. What is your specialty?
reading
1621. Have you ever had a stalker?
nope.
1622. Have you ever been a stalker?
no
1623. Ideally, how far would you like to live from your nearest neighbor??
i don’t care either way.
1624. What would you do if a teacher accused you of cheating when you really weren’t?
Or if that doesn’t apply to you..
What would you do if a manager accused you of stealing when you really weren’t?
first i would ask why they think i was cheating/stealing. then i would ask for proof and i’d assure them that i wasn’t cheating/stealing
1625. What store would you most like a $10,000 (about 5900 British pounds) gift certificate to?
probably kohls or dsw lol
1626. What would you most like to reincarnate as?
a cat or dog
1627. What’s in your undie draw…besides undies?
socks and bras
1628. How many languages can you say HELLO in?
several
1629. If your whole country had to listen to you talk for ten minutes what would you talk about?
probably nothing special.
1630. Do you have a guardian angel?
maybe
1631. Do you smoke?
used to
1632. Who is more successful, Bill gates or Mother Theresa?
both are
1633. What band T-shirts do you own?
twenty one pilots, five finger death punch, front porch step, mackelmore, alabama shakes
1634. What is your favorite thing that is red?
lipstick.
1635. Have you ever worn mismatched socks on purpose?
yes.
1636. Do you check nutrition labels?
only when i’m bored
1637. Most Mcdonalds value meals are about 1,500 calories (the amount of calories an average person needs in one whole day) and over 1,000 of those calories are from fat. What do you think about this?
thats a lot of calories
1638. If you could delete someone’s diary would you if:
They didn’t agree with you?
They were rude/obnoxious to you?
They wrote rude entries? maybe if they were rude
1639. Have you ever worn:
A dress or a skirt if you are a guy?
A tie if you are a girl? around my head lol but not around my neck
1640. Do you trust people at restraunts who handle your food that they aren’t doing anything gross to it while you can’t see them?
i mean, yes and no. i used to work in a restaurant so i’ve seen some of the nasty shit that restaurant workers do to food, but i know that not everyone is like that
1641. How do you wear your hair each day?
sometimes i style it and sometimes i dont
1642. Have you ever worn:
A gas mask? no.
A blindfold? no
1643. Would you be willing to go hang gliding?
heck yes
1644. What is the difference between a man’s button down shirt and a woman’s button down shirt?
nothing?
1645. Have you ever taken a lock of someone else’s hair?
no
1646. Have you ever given anyone a lock of your hair?
no.
1647. If you had a locket what would you put inside?
a photo probably
1648. Is blood a turn on for you?
no???
1649. Have you ever written anything in your own blood?
no
1650. Have you ever drank, slurped or licked someone else’s blood?
wtf is up with all these blood questions
1669. What is your opinion of the current political climate in your country?
uh, what happened to questions 1651-1668?
1670. In some high schools attendance of pep rallies is mandatory. How would you feel in this situation?
i wouldnt care either way
1671. Could you possibly fall in love with a prostitute?
im currently in a relationship so no
1672. What do you think of these names:
Elton: i like it
Billy: boring
Dwayne: not bad
Betsy: sounds like an old lady
Liz: my trainer at sns’s name
Linda: sounds like a soccer mom name who would always ask to speak to a manager
1673. What is one situation you want to avoid ever happening to you?
seeing someone die
1674. Low fat or fat free?
low fat i guess
1675. Are you cowardly?
sometimes
1676. Do you ever feel less than fresh?
rarely.
1677. Whose number is 867-5309?
idk.
1678. Have you ever written something on a bathroom wall?
yeah
1679. When was the last time you fell down in public?
very recently
1680. Are you more aggressive or mellow?
aggressive
1681. What have you done with your self to keep your life worth living?
idk.
1682. What is the most incredible thing you can do?
be happy and make other people happy
1683. Do you bury your pets, flush them, or throw them away?
bury
1684. Do you get embarrassed when someone shows off baby pictures of you?
i dont really care
1685. Who has made the biggest sacrifice for you?
idk my mom maybe
1686. What’s your favorite thing that is yellow?
the sun
1687. Do you take any vitamins or drugs?
birth control but thats it
1688. What’s the coolest HTML code you know?
idk.
1689. If you had to change your diary name what would you change it to?
-
1690. Do you want to grow old with someone?
yes.
1691. Do you ever read entries titled ‘leave notes’?
no.
1692. Do you ever read entries titled 'please read’?
no.
1693. Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons?
i have and i really liked it
1694. Have you ever played Magic the Gathering?
no.
1695. Have you ever played Vampire the Masquerade?
no.
1696. Have you ever played Risk?
yes
1697. Of the above mentioned four games which one is most appealing to you?
d&d
1698. What have you complained for so long about having to do that you could’ve accomplished it by the time you were finished complaining?
yeah
1699. When was the last time you went out of your way to be cheerful and friendly, even when you felt like punching everyone around you?
idk
1700. Do you treat others better or worse than yourself and why?
depends
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Fateful night: a young woman is dead, her Tinder date charged with murder
New Zealand tourist Warriena Wright met up with Gable Tostee in fun-loving Surfers Paradise. A few hours later she plunged 14 storeys to her death
Warriena Wright was visiting the Gold Coast in Australia when she matched on Tinder with Gable Tostee. They met up in the popular tourist nightspot of Surfers Paradise on a Thursday night and bought a six-pack of beer after spending a few minutes in a pub.
By the end of the date Wright was dead, having plunged 14 storeys from the balcony of Tostees apartment, and two years later he is on trial in Queenslands supreme court charged with her murder.
The case centres around a 199-minute mobile recording made by Tostee which captured the fractious and ultimately fatal course of the pairs evening together, including the moment Wright fell to her death.
It is the key piece of evidence in the supreme court trial of Tostee, 30, who was standing on the other side of a locked glass door the moment Wright fell.
And the recording is cited by the crown as demonstration of his guilt, and by the defence as vindication of his innocence.
The pair had met that night, 7 August 2014, after making contact via Tinder a week earlier.
Wright, 26, from New Zealand, was in Australia to attend a friends wedding as part of a two-week vacation that included skydiving and a room in a hotel in Surfers Paradise, near where Tostee lived.
CCTV shown to the court captured their meeting on Cavill Avenue in Surfers Paradise, where they exchanged a hug.
They went to a pub but stayed only a few minutes before deciding to head back to Tostees apartment nearby, stopping at a bottle shop to buy a six-pack of beer.
Inside the apartment, Tostee says they later had sex in his bed.
Warriena Wright and Gable Tostee pose for photos together on the balcony of his 14th floor Surfers Paradise apartment. Photograph: Supplied
They then went out to his balcony where they posed for photos together, Wright pulling faces, Tostee standing beside her bare-chested.
Wrights last contact with family was a Facebook message to a sister, in which she reports having found a man who was the Australian answer to Sam Winchester, the Supernatural TV actor.
At 1am on 8 October, unbeknown to Wright, Tostee pressed record on a mobile phone in his pocket. He wouldnt turn it off until 199 minutes later. By then Wright was dead.
Tostee, having left the building via a basement carpark but still apparently unaware of her fate as police milled around the building, had called his father who urged him to contact a leading criminal lawyer. He had then eaten a pizza.
The crown case is that Tostee, who had locked Wright out on the balcony after their night had deteriorated into verbal and physical altercations, had left Wright in such a state of fear and intimidation that she felt compelled to flee.
When Wrights attempt to climb down from the balcony went horribly awry, Tostee was thus responsible for her death, the prosecution contends.
The prosecutor, Glen Cash, told the court in his opening address that at the very least Tostee meant to cause Wright grievous bodily harm, causing her to flee, resulting in her death.
Cash said Tostees recording captured a moment where sounds were consistent with him choking or strangling Wright. She pleaded to be allowed to go home before repeatedly screaming no as he shoved her on to the balcony and shut the door.
Defence lawyers for Tostee, who has pleaded not guilty, deny any attempt by Tostee to strangle Wright.
His barrister, Saul Holt, has told the court that Tostee used reasonable force to subdue Wright, who had grown increasingly erratic while drinking heavily. She had taken to randomly, with no apparent provocation, hitting Tostee, threatening violence, throwing ornamental rocks one of his interior decorations at his head and hitting him with the clamp of his telescope.
Holt argued that Tostee, after tackling Wright to the floor and forcing her on to the balcony, put them both in a position of safety by shutting the door.
Tostee was entitled to lock the door on someone who was violent and disorderly, Holt submitted.
Gable Tostee arrives at the supreme court in Brisbane on Friday. Photograph: Dan Peled/AAP
She is outside, he is inside and he has caused a locked door to be between the two of them, Holt told the court.
What happened in this case is nothing like murder or manslaughter. It doesnt fit.
Holt said the fact that the critical part of the evening was recorded on Tostees phone meant there was very little in dispute between the crown and the defence apart from the allegation about choking her, which was in absolute dispute, and his culpability for her death.
The audio recording, which was discovered by police on a Sony Xperia phone they found in Tostees fathers car, has been released by the court.
It captures an early morning conversation awkwardly traversing topics from architecture to religion, as James Blunt and Kanye West play in the background.
The talk is punctuated by Tostees occasional cries of Ow! as Wright punches him. He tells her to chill and have a drink.
You love beating me up like a Kiwi, Tostee says. Wright tells him she beats people up all the time.
Tostee quips that he will end up looking like a piece of tenderised meat if she keeps hitting him.
She asks him if he can tell her mother shes not a loser. She talks about her dog that died, her belief in justice and the afterlife.
Tostee says: We die. Thats it. Throw me off the balcony. He talks of three things that are really good on this Earth: food, sleep and sex.
He says there are no gods. She says: Ive seen stuff though.
Wright tells him: I am going to go vampire on your arse.
Tostee yells Ow! again. Hes still laughing. Wrights speech starts to lose its coherence. She shouts Forrest Gump repeatedly, then Im a ninja its not funny. More cries of Ow! from Tostee.
She goes to leave and he asks her if she wants him to walk her back to her apartment. The music stops and Wright asks where her belongings are. Tostee offers to call her mobile phone. She accuses Tostee of stealing her phone and handbag and an argument breaks out.
Wheres my fucking shit? I will fucking destroy your jaw. Its not fucking funny. Im going to call the police.
Tostee says: I should have never given you so much to drink. I thought we were going to have fun. I dont deserve this shit. Im a nice fucking guy.
Tostee finds her phone and calm returns. Wright says she has money in NZ and gets taken advantage of.
Tostee asks her: Do you even remember what you were doing to me half an hour ago? You were beating me up for no reason. You thought it was funny.
He suggests she sit down for a second so we can discuss.
Ive met some weird people off Tinder. Im the most tolerant person in the world, he said.
Wright says she would help anyone in need. Tostee says shes a bit violent though.
Wright talks about taking a look out the window, and Tostee tells her: Dont jump off or anything.
Wright shrieks help in a mock high-pitched voice, adding that shes only joking. Tostee tells her the men in white coats are coming.
Youre kind of mental, but in a really cute way, he tells her.
Wright goes to the bathroom and Tostee whispers into his phone: God help me. Shit.
Wright returns. Slurring her words, she begins whispering to Tostee about Sam, later exhorting him to: Bow down to Sam.
He yells Ouch then Ill bow down.
That signals Tostees apparent switch from annoyance to anger.
He tells her: Thats more than enough. Youve worn out your welcome. Youre not my kind of girl. You have to leave.
The balcony of Gable Tostees 14th floor Surfers Paradise apartment. Photograph: Dan Peled/AAP
In Tostees account, his tackling of Wright to the floor of the apartment follows her striking him with a telescope.
The prosecution claims that is when the sound consistent with Tostee choking Wright can be heard, which he denies.
You are lucky I havent chucked you off my balcony, you goddamn psycho little bitch, he says.
Who the fuck do you think I am? Yeah, do your muay thai now.
Wright, her mouth sounding muffled, says he is sexist.
Im the one whos injured. You dont have a goddamn scratch on you, Tostee says.
I thought you were just playing around. But youre psycho. Goddamn psycho.
Im going to let you go, Im going to walk you out of this apartment just the way you are. Youre not going to collect any of your belongings or anything, youre just going to walk out and Im going to slam the door on you. You understand? If you try and pull anything Ill knock you out. Ill knock you the fuck out.
Tostee tells Wright to get up.
Im sorry, Wright says.
I dont care. Get up, Tostee says.
Tostee, apparently still restraining Wright, tells her over and over: You dont understand do you?
You think you can hit me and I just fall down like in the movies?
Wright tells him repeatedly to Let go.
Tostee: Who the fuck do you think you are?
Wright: No, no, no, no
Tostee: You trying to kill me, huh? Whyd you try and hit me with that, huh?
Wright is screaming no over and over again.
This is all on recording you know. Its all being recorded, Tostee says.
Wright pleads: Just let me go home.
Tostee says: I would but youve been a bad girl.
The glass door clicks shut and Wrights screams fade. Tostee sighs. Less than 20 seconds pass when Wright screams as she slips from the balcony rail.
Tostees barrister, Holt, in his opening address on Monday, told the jury the moment when the screaming Wright was being locked on the balcony was a horrible one to listen to because you know what comes next.
But the recording contained a sequence of events that would bear out his clients innocence of her murder, Holt argued.
It really is, all in the recording, he said.
The trial continues.
Source: http://allofbeer.com/fateful-night-a-young-woman-is-dead-her-tinder-date-charged-with-murder/
from All of Beer https://allofbeer.wordpress.com/2017/12/26/fateful-night-a-young-woman-is-dead-her-tinder-date-charged-with-murder/
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