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#i don't need all that sugar
omaano · 1 year
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PARTNERS IN CRIME
They'll just pretend they cannot hear Din screeching in the distance about how "HE'S ONLY ALLOWED TO HAVE ONE, COBB!!" and how Cobb had previously totally didn't swear hand-over-his-heart that he got it, they'll only get one (1) cup each. Neither of them are very good at math...
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Seven Fic(s) Sunday
@mellaithwen had a moment of sheer insanity and decided that instead of doing seven sentences from one fic she'd do a sentence (or two) from seven different fics!?
(Amy, blink twice if this is a hostage situation.)
But I'm also unhinged so I thought hey why not, surely I have seven WIPs lying around. And sure enough I do! So here we are:
1) F&F AU:
“How’d you get up here so quickly?” an officer asks him when taking Buck’s statement. “How’d it take you so long to get here?” Buck fires back.
2) The Xedgin Fic That's Giving Me Fits:
“You probably won’t be able to save him,” Holga points out. “You’ll just be killing yourself, too.”
3) The Gang Plays D&D
When Chim shows up with a whole notebook of backstory relevant to the actual world Bobby’s constructed, they all get the very disconcerting sight of Bobby trying not to cry with joy. Athena mutters he hadn’t even looked so happy at their wedding.
4) Platonic Sugar Baby AU:
“Let me get this straight,” Maddie says. “This guy doesn’t treat you like a piece of meat and you’re… unhappy about it?”
5) Star Trek AU:
“Your girlfriend took a job on an archeological dig halfway across the known galaxy,” Hen points out. “Women flee you?” Ensign Panikkar looks both dismayed and weirdly impressed, which is depressing. “Routinely?”
6) Jingle Bells I'm in Hell and Nobody Cares (AKA the Mystery Pairing Fic You All Will Be Subjected To):
Here’s the thing, because—as previously stated—Jamie Winter is not jealous, or envious, or concerned, or anything else in regards to DI Ben Jones. It’s just that while he knows Barnaby might’ve forgotten, Sarah Barnaby is the reigning Midsomer Quiz Night Champion and one hundred percent did not forget, which means this can only be one thing: This is an ambush.
7) It's Only Six Months Until Halloween:
“What do you mean?” Buck asks, picking up the crumpled receipt and handing it back to Eddie. Eddie stares at Buck. In fact, everyone’s kinda staring at Buck.
And yes, Chim is the only one of the D&D group who shows up prepared with a plot-relevant character backstory. Which, as any DM will tell you, is plenty of good reason to burst into tears. XD
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naamahdarling · 1 month
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#my psych who prescribes my psych meds is a resident and is moving on in a couple of months#i don't even remember the names of them all at this point#this happens over and over and I cannot find a clinic that will put me with someone who intends to stay#thst will also prescribe my adhd meds#and my anxiety meds#and the real kicker is that twice now they have LIED about it and said they would#only to reveal after all the hoop-jumping that oops sorry they didn't really mean it#so it's a risk i have to take any time i leave#and rhen there's the issue of new people almost always wanting to DO something#but instead of talking to me about it they just decide that my meds need overhauling and pressure me to go off shit that works#but that they morally object to i guess#and my psych for some stupid reason has decided she wants bloodwork for my cholesterol and blood sugar stuff and im just like#what hell does THIS presage because if she harasses me about the results or tries to put me on drugs for that#I'll give her a nasty scrap about it#im not interested in those meds at all#and im certainly not messing with my diet since food is the only pleasure i get most days and even that is marginal at best#and removing that would just make me worse#but medpros for the most part really don't give a fuck about that#and so now im afraid - because i do not and cannot trust them - that if i disapprove of the meds they will retaliate somehow#which good luck proving that when management and oversight often don't even care if they course of treatment will HARM you#if it relates to being fat or having bad numbers#they just gotta pathologize!#so yeah im sick of everything and just kind of want to bury myself in a bog forever#i shouldn't have to deal with this
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thepettymachine · 11 months
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Big Bling Household
Big Hartley
Tom Wordy
Sugar Bijou
Lil Bling
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horrendoushag · 7 months
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The thing about me making peanut butter cookies is I only get around to it every couple years or so but when I do I find myself unable to stop making them, so as soon as one batch has been eaten I have to make another and then after that one's finished maybe I can hold off for a day but then suddenly i'm in the kitchen at 8 PM making more and only god knows when I'll stop
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mymarifae · 1 year
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leo/need is so special.. like
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no other group has a card set THIS special. like you don't get it. ijust
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theimpossibleness · 4 months
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I wish I was more than what I am
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adribelladonna · 10 months
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Kay, can we please talk about how Challe Fen Challe is a soft little mew-mew?
Like, he looks like a stoic pieceof wall at best, and a sarcastic piece of ass at worst, and then Anne just happens to be near him and all of a sudden it turnes out that under that blazè facade is the least adjusted to living in a cociety man child who has never been treated as a person before. And god, how would he even be adjustedin the first place? I just... He's a little silly mew mew. The silliest one of all.
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An asshole (affectionate).
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seokmattchuus · 1 year
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I need the matthew hate train on full force again because why the fuck is this photocard card $180??
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chaoswitch5000 · 5 months
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So I've been hearing an owl hooing outside my window for the past ten minutes... I haven't ever dealt with animal symbolism before in my craft, so could someone tell me if this means something?
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kakusu-shipping · 6 months
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YES I have been a Mauga/Baptiste/Sombra polycule truther for actual literal years now and yes I will continue to be unhinged about their dynamic but what if
Maximilien/Mauga Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby
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icezansky · 2 months
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my brain feels like mush
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sysig · 11 months
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The Sleepy Parable (Patreon)
#Doodles#The Stanley Parable#TSP#Inspired by a play session I had while I was Very sleepy haha#I forget if it was late or early but it was definitely Tired out while I was doing some replaying so I was a little lethargic#Lots of crouching and looking at the floor and not much looking around just waiting as the Narrator talked over elevator rides haha#And that got me thinking about - what if Stanley was Actually the sleepy one? How much of the player's intention carries over into Stanley?#Obviously Stanley can't Literally get tired - he can slow down or speed up depending on where he is and you can make him crawl around#But a lot of Stanley is also left up to interpretation ♪ So why not a Sleepy Stanley <3#And sleepy means pajamas! Haha#Was this all just my master plan to draw Stanley in a nightcap? Maybe :3c#I really was sleepy while playing but you know how it is with thoughts lol#I do like the idea of the Narrator being extremely callous and uncaring for certain things - like Sinister's arm for example#But is Stanley hydrated? Need to use the restroom? Well rested?#Oddly I don't think he'd care that much about food?? Lol I can just see Sin's blood sugar bottoming out and the Narrator like ''Ah''#The way the Narrator plays the Sims: Keeps all motives except Comfort and Fun maxed out at all time and gets annoyed with the sims complain#Also! Let Stanley into his bed in the apartment! Either of them! With no buckets pls just let him rest For Once#The last one is of him enjoying(?) a cup of coffee since there's just so many options of mug around the office lol#That's certainly one way to stay awake
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raylangivins · 1 month
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i haven't been back to the dentist in like two years because i know he's gonna tell me to eat less sugar and i just don't have it in me to pretend i agree. we've had teeth and sugar for a bajillion years, surely it's on you guys to figure that one out at this point. i won't stop. i won't. oreos after dinner are a human right!!! 😡
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montanabohemian · 3 months
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i just watched this video on youtube about a $12 million dollar house and while it was in fact stunning, the thing i couldn't get past was the fact that every single bedroom had their own washer and dryer. and i'm like, if i spend $12 million on an enormous house, i ain't doing laundry in my own fucking room. no way. there will be an entire room dedicated to that thank you very much. like what the fuck. you spent 11 years building this stunning chateau-like house and you give each bedroom that?! i don't know man, rich people are weird.
still want the house tho. hahahahaha. where's my rich sugar daddy when i need him.
#the kitchen – while impressive – also really stressed me out#i mean i suppose at that price you'd probably have staff so it wouldn't matter much#but like the kitchen was so incredibly spread out and didn't seem to have much cohesion or sense#in terms of like if you were actually going to use it to cook meals#and i guess the basement and attic were both unfinished which was INSANE#you spend however many years designing and building this monstrosity and then don't finish it???????#the 'master' bath was certainly a sight to behold and i loved EVERYTHING about it *except* where it was placed#so like it was ALL windows and that was fine cuz they were up in the mountains on like 40 acres and zero neighbors and of course#but one side of the bathroom (i think the shower maybe?) faced part of a driveway#and like if i had $12 million those windows would be those mirrored windows hahahahaha but on this house i don't think they were 😬😬😬😬😬#but my favourite part of the whole house was ironically what could be considered its own apartment wing because it had its own kitchen#and it's the only part where the individual washer/dryer makes sense#but i suppose that might be where staff could live? who knows. ahahahhhahaa#ANYWAY apparently the family only lived in it for *three* months and it's sat vacant for like 7 years (tho not abandoned)#i mean what the fuck rich people#hahahahahahahahq#where's my sugar daddy when i need him#i will 1000% take care of this place#could have some cool parties at this place too
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chaotic-average-child · 4 months
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Idk if the shaky feeling I get when hungry is low blood sugar but I do have family history of diabetes but this is the main symptom making me concerned.
Especially since I don't think I should have been that hungry? I'd eaten bean burgers not that long ago (tho I'm realizing as I'm typing that might have been all I ate.. but I slept till 5 and it's hard to eat when you're asleep)
Last night I pretty much binged the entire meat section of my fridge (dunno if that's the right word since I don't think I have a binge related Ed but it was spontaneous hunger like keep me up hunger and I just kept eating and eating but I was still hungry.)
I'd say it's cause of my poor sleep schedule recently but this has been continuous for a few years now, since I was a little kid really... I just either forget to eat then get horribly Shakey or eat and still get horribly shaky and eat and eat and eat till the feeling goes away... Which ik isn't helpful and I should probably just eat something small and wait for it to register, but my mind and body just feel ravenous and I just keep eating.
Idk, I just wanted to bring it up because no way am I gonna sit and get my blood drawn again ever. I don't even wanna use my grandpa's blood sugar tester when he offers because i can't stand the needle thing. If there is a problem w my blood sugar or whatever I am not getting anywhere near a needle no matter what anyone says.
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