#i do not control the lobsters

[undead-knick-knack]

Laura Bailey with her dice superstitions

#critical role #critrole #critrole memes #laura bailey #cr cast #i do not control the speed at which lobsters die #dice #superstition #superstitious #superstitions #cr memes #cr shitpost #courtesy of me #crit role #critrole meme

[aterfish]

Redraw of my old sketch.

Who doesn't want to be surrounded by cats?

#dp #phandom #danny phantom #ater art #cats #not blorbs anymore #could you belive i didnt use any reference? #i will regret it one day but today is not that day #kinda lovely imo #in that one lobster meme voice: i do not control the artstyle #i like this one tho #but it takes soooo long

[completeoveranalysis]

It's time to see the reservoir.

Oh no.

#see also: What time do you call this? #What day of the week do you call this? #Listen #I do not control the speed at which lobsters die #Liveblog announcement tag #Liveblogging the reservoir chronicle #Volume something #Vol 189 #one hundred and EIGHTY NINE #We're really getting up there

[rate-a-spam-bot]

but I wish I did.

#oc #I Do Not Control the Speed at Which Lobsters Die #mod is bored at work

[bumbledees]

I think I have a tag from @shootingstarpilot again? Even if not I will take the slightest excuse to post because I finally managed to update Rumor Has It, even if the chapter isn't long. And because this snippet right here is my favorite part of the chapter and I can't resist sharing:

“It’s somewhat of a running joke among Ghost Company that we are married,” Kenobi clarifies for his former Padawan. “What?” “Tracker has informed us that it is in the way we argue,” Kenobi says. From Skywalker’s slack-jawed expression it is clear this explains nothing. “Tracker has the romantic bent of a rathar, sir,” Cody reminds his jetti. “He has a type,” Kenobi acknowledges. “But that’s not a crime.” “His type is violence,” Cody says. “And anything you say in his defense can and will be held against you.” Kenobi glares at him. Cody gives him a bland and inoffensive smile. Skywalker opens his mouth, closes it, and then opens it again. “Someday I will know as much about you as you know about me,” Kenobi threatens, pointing a finger at Cody.  “Die trying, sir,” Cody tells him.

(as always no-pressure tags to any other fic authors who follow me! i love to see what people are writing.)

#dee does fic #one of my favorite platonic cody and obi-wan dynamics is 'merciless harassment (affectionate)' #'wait dee you post so much romantic codywan why does it not exist for real in this fic' #i don't know :( i love the ship. love to write it someday. #unfortunately in this particular fic they looked at each other and went Hmmm No Thanks. I'll Fake It For The Treason Though. #i do not control the speed at which lobsters die.jpeg

[cheriewatch]

Hades Pharah trying to explain that shes not the god of death:I do not control the die

Hades Pharah also trying to explain that she rules over the dead:I control the die

Poseidon Ramattra:I control lobsters

Zeus Junker Queen:I do control

Hermes Lucio:I do speed

#i do not control the speed at which lobsters die #overwatch 2 #overwatch #pharah #ramattra #junker queen #lucio

[creekfiend]

please do not sicc ur nerds on me. I am also disabled if that helps

I did not and do not ever sicc anybody on anybody and turned reblogs off on that post this morning so it wouldn't keep spreading as ragebait. 🤷

#i do not control the rate at which lobsters die or whatever #that said like....if you sent mean anons to this person please do not. #i do not send mean anons and i prefer strongly that they not be sent on my behalf. thx

[clockworkreapers]

I was wondering if you did commissions? Your art is incredible and would definitely be worth it

I do yes! And sometimes I post them (some I keep between me and the commissioner if it’s important like a special gift for someone which I’m fine doing tbh) I tag all of those with #commission work, if you want to look through past stuff.

Taking commissions tho that is something I only do over discord due to being scammed in the past. You know how it is people ask to commission give you all the refs you do it and they don’t pay you yada yada. So I do discord instead and any first time commissioners probably will need to pay half up front and half later on just as a safety net for myself. Reoccurring commissioners or ones Iv grown a base with I usually ask to be paid afterwards due to like my morals and actually feeling better about having that personal incentive to complete the work in a timely manner.

Anyways

You can find me via the Alternian empire server on discord of course I tend to only advertise in there and in short bursts with like 3-6 slots per month but they do tend to go fast.

#always feel free to find me via discord I’m still clockworkreapers #it’s the best way to chat with me in real time #also be warned even when I do open slots they tend to get swept up pretty fast #usually 30 or so min is normal so keeping an eye in self promo is useful #I do not control the rate at which the slots are taken (insert lobster meme) #at least my turn around is pretty speedy as well! once I start it’s usually 1-3 days and it’s complete #people are always surprised #also if you come to me with Ai generated images as refs I’m going to cut you off there sorry no not taking the comm #I don’t trust it that is a red flag to me #ask #clock rambles

[brain-in-a-skin-suit]

couldn’t be me

#my posts #i do control the lobster death rate

[fluffelhighwind]

#doctor who #kinda #post tag #I do not control the speed at which lobsters die

[harvestar]

Wow.... there are only 5 ppl in the database I haven't called. Rip I'm not gonna hit my goal today huh

#ktxt #and my friday + saturday look so low still. well whatever I do not control the speed at which lobsters die

[ailingwriter]

The Fool: I do not control the rate at which lobsters die

The Magician: I do not control

The High Priestess: I rate which lobsters die

The Empress: I do not rate lobsters

The Emperor: I rate lobsters

The Hierophant: I control

The Lovers: Do not control

The Chariot: Control the lobsters

Justice: Do not control the lobsters

The Hermit: I do not rate

Wheel of Fortune: I control the die

Strength: I control the lobsters

Hanged man: I die

Death: Die

Temperance: I do not control which lobsters die

The Devil: I control th at which die

The Tower: I control die

The Star: I do the rate

The Moon: Lobster

The Sun: I do not die

Judgement: Lobsters die

The World: I control the rate at which lobsters die

(Yes I know it's supposed to be speed not rate but i realized that too late go easy on me)

#tarot #i do not control the speed at which lobsters die #shitposts

[burymeinblack2022]

Just realized Mr Lobster's big solo show in London is the same day as my driving exam (for real this time LMAO).... Now 😳😳 sir I'm gonna need u and all ur lobsters' vibes sent my way or Idk if I can 'hello?? Game over bitch' my way through this one 😩😩🦞

#Can his lobsters do some of that lobster mind control on the examiner... sir I need Salvador's services what's his rate #I wish I could spava my way through this one 😩😩 I like it better when I dream 😔☁️ #When it was announced I didn't have the exam date yet so now it hit me and I was like 'WAIT. a damn min... 🤨' #wow anna said something #Posts that sound like word salad #Making a Playlist for vibes #I wish my dog was here I need her good energy her smile has healing properties #anna's shitposts #samo mi se spava #luke black

[saturnisfallingdown]

[ID: A @/dril tweet posted at 4:20 PM on Nov 10th, 2011. It's edited to read "'im not fixating! im not fixating!!', i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a partial mcr blog". end ID]

#sorry abt that. i do not control the speed at which lobsters die or whatever #if i get any actual Complaints ill make a side blog but until then. hashtag girlblogging! #saturn is rambling down

[loverboybrightsideghost]

I MISS WILL GRAHAM

#i am in Unfamiliar Territory and i miss will graham like i miss a comforting teddy bear :( #which doesn't make any sense but hey. i do not control the speed at which lobsters die #bluebird.txt #hannibal

[newjenns]

any thoughts on c!karlnapity since everyone else is sharing or want to talk more about c!dnf since it's better

i don’t really have any but karl slayed that one quackity lore stream where they confronted each other

#we can talk about whatever you want #i do not control the rate at which lobsters die #cirque.du.soleil