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shauna-m · 4 years

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DIARY 04/18/2004 – 18 yrs old

This is my first attempt at translating my old diaries into something readable. So please bear that in mind. There will be more and better ones but I wanted to start here.... July 18th 2004 – 18 yrs old (Some details altered to protect the weak. I also expanded & clarified in some places to make it make sense.) (I also edited some of the grammar and structure to make it easier for you all!) -------------------------------------------------------------- Oh! Do I have a secret to tell! Last night I guess you could say I lost my virginity to Tony Albert! I think... So Vicky (My best friend at the time) and I went to the fun in the sun water slides to hang out so Vikki could talk to a guy. Vicky’s sister drove us and dropped us off. Vicky’s guy said he was throwing a party at the barn on his dad’s farm and Vicky told him we would be there. I was kind of mad about that. We hung around the water park for a few hours and Vicky’s guy drove us home after his shift. We dug through Vicky’s closet looking for something to wear that didn’t look like it came from Walmart clearance. We are classy girls after all, but budget classy kind of girls. We found the best outfits we could find. Vicky’s sister let us wear her real gold hoop earrings! She’s the best sister I think! I wore a dark blue sun dress and Vicky wore a black miniskirt and a tanktop. She did not put on deodorant and smelled a little funky by the time we got to the party.When we arrived, the party was already going on. Beer kegs and tables of chips and stuff. Vicky’s guy greeted us and handed us beers from the keg. Its like having a real bar outside! Cool! I was introduced to Tony. I knew Tony from school but we never talked. I have never been the person many people stop and talk to. I like it that way. Tony moved around talking to loads of people but would always walk by me and wink, or point finger guns at me, or make a joke and I would laugh. I don’t think he was funny really but I know you are supposed to laugh at jokes. I decided at that moment that he was going to be my first sex! The party was super lame. Some guys brought guitars and played a little music and I was not impressed. Was I supposed to be? I don’t know, gatherings freak me the fuck out. Vicky abandoned me a long time ago and I was just sitting there like a freak, but at least no one but Tony bothered me. Tony is a popular guy in school and he is in sports. I watched a football game last year with him in it. They said he was really fast! He finally came to talk to me after a while. He asked me if I wanted to see something cool. I said I did. He grabbed my hand and helped me up and I followed him. We walked around the barn and there were other little buildings, most of them were empty. We headed toward one of the house looking ones, and I was following him. I thought how easy it would be to hide bodies out here. We entered in one of these small buildings and it looked like it hasn’t been used in years. It still smelled bad though.There was some light coming in from a light on the side of the barn. He pointed down at the ground and there was an animal skeleton. He said it was a fox. It was like a painting really all the bones still there and tufts of fur in small piles around it. He said I was a fox. I thought he meant I was a dead fox and I asked him why. He said I was sexy. I had never been called sexy before. I think he was drunk, and that has to be why. He told me he hasn’t been kissed in a while and if I wanted to kiss him I could. I nodded and walked up to him. He was much taller than I was and leaned down and we kissed quickly. It probably wasn’t a good kiss for him but I felt it all over. I held back the urge to hurt him and run away. Where would this go? I asked if we could kiss again and he agreed. We kissed longer and used tongue. I was breathing heavy and it felt very weird. Like fear but I liked it. I was breathing heavy and he asked me if I was ok. He kissed me again and put his hand on my boob. Then he asked if he could touch my boob. I nodded and he squeezed it pretty hard. I couldn’t stop kissing him. I was tingling all over and after a bit my boob was numb. He moved his hand to my crotch. I stopped kissing him and I stood there and didn’t move. I had thoughts racing in my head. Memories and then now reality. I put my hand over his and pushed it further over my vaj so I could feel it. He was rubbing too high up, and then I jumped at his face kissing him again. I think I may have moaned. Embarrassing! It felt really good and so I asked him if wants to have sex and he plopped me on the ground right next to a dead fox. I never saw his peen. It was dark and he was shaking and hurrying trying to get his pants down. I just puled up my dress and I was so wet I could feel something trickling down my butthole. I could hear some people walking by but they didn’t come in. He got down between my legs and I felt him put it in me. It didn’t hurt really, but then again I didn’t think it would anymore. It felt like a warm hug inside me. Pressure for a minute and then he started pushing and pulling. After a few minutes it was starting to feel really good. He pulled out of me and grunted a few times. I asked if he was ok. He said he was and he zipped up his pants really fast and helped me stand up. I don’t think sex is supposed to be that quick. He asked me if he could get me a beer and I asked for a soda instead. Beer tastes like bad bread! Eesh! I don’t know why he quit in the middle of having sex with me, maybe I didn’t feel good to him. I doubt he will talk to me at school next year but I don’t really care. I wanted to try something new and I did. I doubt I will do that again for a while because I don’t think sex is like the movies. I don’t think anything is like the movies. I did manage to get the fox skull though. I think I will make something out of it. Tony you are my lucky first! Next time don’t be afraid to finish. 04/18/2004 -------------------------------------------------------- NOTES: So yeah.. I had to do some major surgery on this entry because I kept a lot of the details out of the original entries that I had written. I also used code words and things like that, so if anyone ever read it they may get the gist but not the details. I did leave real names in my diary which was not smart if I coded the rest right? I kept 99% of the entry intact and in a few places added details that I had left out. Anyhow, Tony and Vicky were real names but I changed Tony’s last name for this, and we haven’t talked since that night really. Knowing what I know now about the world I know that he didn’t just stop in the middle. Well.. Maybe the middle for me but it was the end for him was about a whopping 2 or 3 minutes if that.. How naïve I was. I still don’t think sex is like the movies. I think it can be much better than movies if you allow yourself to go there. This is not the best entry by far but I wanted to basically start this from the beginning.. I may rewrite this someday but I am new to all this...

#Sex Diary #naughty #lost virginity #How it all started?

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Skirts (F+S) Suga x Reader

Ok I am a fucking SIMP for Suga in a skirt/dress so I had to write this. Someone (you know who you are) sent me a vid that actually inspired me to write this. If you guys wanna see the vid (it's the Haikyuu boys in skirts and dresses) lmk and I'll put it on my insta for you guys to see lol. So anyways let's get on with the story. Also, this is aged up, so y'all are in college and have your own apartment and such. Suga is gettin fucked in this one boiiiis. OH BEFORE I FORGET, I do realize that when people have anal sex and such, they have proper cleaning they do and such, but I don't know enough to write that in detail, so let's assume Suga is a smart boi and took care of that beforehand. Also WOW TWO UPDAES IN A ROW!! WHAT?

"Hey Y/N," your boyfriend since the two of you were first years in high school hollered to you from the kitchen, where he was grabbing a bottle of water. "Yeah?" you replied as he entered the living room where you were. He looked nervous. "Can I- uh- can we talk about something?" he stopped in the doorway.

"Of course, Kou, come sit down," you reassured the man standing across the room. Suga moved to sit down next to you on the couch. He sat his water on the coffee table and turned to sit crisscross on the couch, facing you. You mirrored his actions, crossing your own legs, now facing him. "What's wrong sweetheart?" you asked, worried about your boyfriend. He hardly acted THIS timid, even when he was nervous about something. "Well, we've been together for a while, and I just wanted to come clean about something I've kinda been hiding," he seemed like he was trying to avoid eye contact. "Koushi, I love you so much, and we've been together since we were 16, you can tell me anything. I won't be upset or judge you," you reached a hand out to lift his face toward you, pressing a gentle kiss to his cheek. "Promise?" "I promise." "Okay, but don't interrupt me until I'm done explaining, or else I may not get out everything I need to say." "I won't, but you're scaring me." You had no clue what he was about to say, and you were really worried about him. Suga took a deep breath before beginning to explain what he had to tell you. "Well, Y/N I'm rly not sure how to say this," he let out a nervous chuckle, now looking at his lap again, "I really like skirts." You looked at him with a raised eyebrow, not really knowing what he meant. Did he want you to dress up in like a schoolgirl outfit with a skirt or something? "I like wearing them. I was just always afraid to tell you because I thought you'd think I wasn't manly enough or you'd leave me. I just didn't want you to look down on me because I love you and I need you in my life." After realizing he was now done talking, you began to speak. "Kou, is that all? Sweetheart, I don't care what you wear, you're my boyfriend and I love you so, so much. I don't care if you wear skirts or pants or anything else, you're mine. You could walk around wearing a fucking hoodie as pants. And you know what? If you don't wanna be manly, then fuck it. Even though skirts don't make you any less of a man. Or maybe sometimes you wanna be manly, and other times you wanna be feminine. Either way, I'm completely fine with it," you crawled to sit on his lap. "Wait, what? Really?" "Really," you leaned in to give him a few sweet kisses on the lips, "In fact you know what I think?" "What do you think?" "I think I should take my boyfriend to go buy some skirts," you smiled brightly at the man sitting below you. "Y- yeah, sure, that sounds good. When do you wanna go?" Suga seemed surprised that you were fine with this. "Right now, c'mon let's go," you took his hand, dragging him up from the couch. The stores weren't too far from the apartment, so you decided to walk. As you started walking, you came up with a question for your boyfriend. "Hey sweetheart, can I ask you a question?" you leaned your head on his shoulder as the two of you strolled hand in hand. "Of course you can," he pressed a kiss to your head. "Can I ask why you like skirts?" "Well, for one I really like the way it feels. Feels free in a way. And it also allows you to uh-" he mumbled the last part, and you didn't hear him. "What was that last part? I didn't quite catch it," you questioned the taller male. "I said that it allowed you to fuck me," he spoke with a quiet voice, so nobody else could hear. "Oh? Are you not quite as vanilla as I thought?" you smirked at him and he blushed. "Oh shush," he spoke, still blushing. "Well, it looks like we have to go to a store other than the clothing store," you smirked again. "Y/N we don't have to, I don't wanna make you do that. It's probably really weird to you." "I actually think it's kinda hot," you were leaning to whisper in his ear, "Plus I wanna make sure you feel good." "God, I love you so much," he stopped in his tracks to pull you into a few small kisses. "I told you, you can tell me anything. I mean, you thought I'd be against he skirts and fucking you, but here we are, and I'm getting worked up." The two of you began walking again, chatting about whatever came to mind. It seemed like no time had passed as you reached your first stop, the clothing store. "Well, here we are. Let's go get you some skirts," you smiled brightly at the former setter. You walked into the store, still holding hands. The two of you made your way to where some skirts were. You looked at Suga again, trying to see how he was doing. "See anything you like?" you asked the male next to you. "I- well, that black one over there looks cute," he spoke softly, as if he was ashamed. There was no way you were letting him get away with being ashamed of who he was. You pulled him to look at the skirt he had pointed out, finding one that looked like it would fit him. "Do you wanna look for some more and then maybe try them on?" you questioned softly, wanting to make sure he was comfortable still. "Sure," he gave you a small smile, finally giving in. In the end, he picked out a black skirt, a pastel pink skirt, a navy blue skirt, and a grey skirt. He decided not to try it on here, he was still embarrassed. You reminded him that if he tried them on and didn't like them, you guys could always return them later. After an odd conversation with the cashier, the two of you were off to the next stop before home. The "toy" store. Adult toys that is. "Are you okay?" you squeezed his hand slightly as you neared the store. "Yeah, I'm just still not over the fact that you're okay with this," he chuckled. ~Time Skip to back at home in order to respect the privacy in those in the adult store~ "Go sit on the couch that way I can try on the skirts," Suga kissed you as he began walking into the bedroom to change. "Alright," you smiled, moving to sit on the couch. When Suga walked out of the bedroom and moved to stand in front of you, you would've sworn in a fucking court of law that you had died and gone to your happy place. The way the grey cloth sat on his smooth skin. He wore no shirt, just the skirt covering his most intimate areas. "Koushi, you look," you were at a loss of words. "Oh god, I look stupid don't I?" Suga began to turn to walk away. You shot up from your seat and grabbed his hand. "Kou, sweetheart, you look amazing," you ran your hands up and down his hips, feeling the material under your roaming fingers. Suga blushed at your words and actions, "Really? You think so?" "I do," you brought your lips to his, setting a slow pace as your lips moved against each other. Your hands stayed on his hips, and his hands were on your jaw, holding your head as you kissed. You pulled away before looking him up and down again. You let out a content sigh. "Fuck, I have the absolute best boyfriend," you just stared into his eyes. "Yeah? Well I just so happen to have the best girlfriend." "Really? She seems cool, you should tell me about her sometime," you joked with him. "Oh shut it, Y/N, just take me to the bedroom already," Suga said, rushing you. "Well, somebody's excited," you giggled, "I wanna take my time, Kou." "Please Y/N, I just want you already," he continued to beg, which, you had to admit, was very sexy coming from him. With a strength he didn't know you had, you scooped him up bridal style, carrying him off to your bedroom. "Y/N, where in the world did that come from?" "What do you mean?" "You just picked me up like it was nothing." "Sweetheart, I've helped you train since we were first years, you can't seriously think I didn't gain any muscle at all," you laughed lightly, dropping him onto the bed gently. "Well, I guess your smooth skin hides the muscle a little too well," he giggled up at you. No matter how long the two of you had been together, you would never get used to how that giggle made you feel. It was like a damn angel. "Why are you looking at me like that?" Suga looked up at you with a quirked brow. "You're just really cute," you shrugged before moving to hover above your lovely boyfriend. "Well, you're cute too, now that that's out of the way, please just fuck me already." "Sugawara Koushi! And here I was thinking you were innocent!" you exclaimed with mock surprise. Suga brought his hands up around the back of your neck, pulling your ear to his mouth. He placed a few kisses along your jaw before whispering in your ear seductively. "I think we both know that isn't true." "Dear god, you are going to be the death of me, Kou." You stood up off the bed to remove your shirt and pants, leaving you in a matching bra and pantie set. They were a soft grey color, almost like Suga's hair. After removing your clothes, you hovered over Suga again, placing small, wet kisses along his exposed shoulders and collar bones. The next time you pulled back to look at the male underneath you, you really took in how it all really looked. His soft hair spread against the lavender sheets of your shared bed, the way he was a panting mess already, anticipating what was to come. You definitely didn't fail to notice the fact that Suga looked downright sinful in that damn skirt. "Y/N, stop staring and touch me, please," Suga whined, trying to gain friction by bucking his hips up. "Anything for you, Kou." You let your hands slowly run down the front of his torso, hands flat against the expanse of smooth skin. You then reached the waistband of the skirt, but you let your hands go lower. You brought your hands to the bottom hem of the skirt, moving your way to go underneath the cloth. "No underwear? Really Kou? All this for me huh? I can't say I don't like it," you leaned forward to let your mouth nip and suck at Suga's chest while your hand moved closer and closer to wear he needed you most. When you finally allowed your hand to wrap around Suga's hardened length, he let out a high pitched keen, his hips bucking into your hands. "That feel good?" you stop your kissing on Suga's chest to ask. "Y-yes, so good, Y/N, please more." "Are you ready for my fingers Kou? Is that what you mean?" you said, voice completely clear of any teasing. You had to make sure he was ready. "Yes, please, fuck me with your fingers," Suga moaned out. You moved to the bag that held the supplies you had bought and reached for the lube, also pulling out the strap on you had bought. You got everything out of the packaging that way it would be easier later. After getting that open and such, you moved back over to the bed where a needy Suga waited. You squeezed some lube out onto your fingers, before positioning them at Suga's hole. "Are you ready?" you would ask the question a million times just to make sure he was comfortable with what was happening. "God, yes," Suga moaned out, "You act like I've never done this before." A small laugh left his throat. One thing you loved about Koushi was his willingness to joke or laugh during sex, always being his smiley self. "You've done this before," you raised an eyebrow, seeing as you had no clue. "Y/N, you act like high schoolers don't masturbate. I was like every other high schooler with my hormones." "Oh I will so come back to this later," you teased, "but back to what I was doing. I'm gonna put in a finger now." You slowly pushed your finger into Suga's ass, watching the way he clenched around one finger. "Fuck Y/N," Suga moaned out your name and it was hot on so many levels. You rocked your finger in and out of Suga, letting him adjust to the intrusion. "Y/N more, fuck, please." "You want another finger, sweetheart?" "God please yes." You loved this. God you almost wished he had brought up the whole skirt thing sooner. The sight of Suga, knees hiked up to his chest, skirt still on, legs spread, and ass clenching around you was something you definitely wanted more of. After plenty of prepping from your fingers, Suga was ready for you to fully fuck him with the toy you had bought earlier that day. "Are you sure you're ready? I don't wanna hurt my sweet boyfriend." "God yes, I'm so ready for you to fuck me, Y/N." As Suga watched you get ready to strap the toy to your hips, he realized you still had your bra and panties on. "Wait, don't put it on yet." "What is it?" you asked, thinking that he had decided to not go further. Suga sat up, his head coming up to around your stomach. When he sat up, he hooked his fingers in your panties and pulled them down your legs. He kissed your hip bones while he discarded your panties. He then reached up to unhook your bra. He was always so good at unhooking your bra, and you would never understand how. When you were completely naked in front of him, he allowed you to strap the toy on. You then settled back on the bed, sitting on your knees. But even after you had put it on, he didn't lay back down. This caused you to raise an eyebrow at the man below you. Without using words to answer your question, he leaned forward and started licking up and down your temporary dick. He used one of his hands to guide your own hand to the back of his head. Something about your boyfriend's lips working up and down a dick that was protruding from your hips was so fucking hot. His soft lips finally wrapped around the head and started bobbing up and down. Even though he technically wasn't physically pleasuring you, you moaned at the sight playing out. And you kept moaning as he worked his way until his nose was resting on the soft flesh of your stomach. After he had used his mouth enough to be pleased with himself, he finally leaned back down, resting on his elbows so he still had a good view of you. He brought his knees back up to his chest, spreading his legs wide and giving you perfect access to his hole. You decided he had waited long enough and grabbed the lube again, pouring some onto your hand before grabbing 'your' dick and spreading the slick around. You gently positioned yourself at Suga's ass. You looked up and into his eyes. "Is this alright?" "Please just put it in, stop teasing." "I'm not teasing, I'm making sure you're comfortable," you leaned over him to place a sweet kiss on his lips. You took this opportunity to finally start to push into Suga's tight heat. Of course, you took your time, not wanting to hurt him in any way. When you finally met his hips with your own, you stopped all movement, letting him adjust to the feel and size of being opened up. He finally dropped from his elbows and was now flat against the bed. "You can move now," Suga spoke after a minute. "Alright." God, this was absolutely amazing. You were leaning over Suga, your arms supporting you while they were braced by his head, his knees still on his chest, except now his hands were hooked around your neck and shoulders as he held you close. You started slow, barely thrusting in and out. "I'm not made of glass, Y/N, harder," Suga moaned. "Mmm Kou, you're so hot like this," you began thrusting slightly deeper. Then the best idea you think you've ever had hit you like a fucking train. "Sweetheart, do you wanna ride me?" "Y/N, I'll break your pelvis if I do that." "No you won't, but if you did it would be so fucking worth it." "God yes, then, I so wanna ride you." The two of you took a moment to settle again, and you looked up at Suga as he positioned you at his entrance, slowly sinking down. He collapsed forward onto your chest, head resting in the crook of your neck. "Fuck, it fills me up so good." Suga had a much dirtier mouth than anyone would expect. It's always the seemingly innocent one. He took a moment before he began bouncing up and down, he now sat up. His hands were resting along your chest, closer to your ribcage in order to not smash your boobs. "Is that good, Kou? You like that? Let me know how good it feels," you spoke as he bit his lip to hold back moans. "So good, so good." Honestly being ridden was pretty great. Your hands on Suga's skirt clad hips, his hands resting on your hot skin as you watched his face contort in pleasure. Without warning, you thrusted up to meet Suga's hips, sending him falling onto your chest again. "Right there, Y/N, keep doing that." So, you had found that special spot inside him. God, the moans were about to get loud. You kept thrusting up into your boyfriend, coaxing lewd moan after lewd moan out of his pretty lips. "Fuck. Y/N, I'm so close, so close." The friction of his dick rutting against your stomach was giving him some sweet, sweet friction, although he thought he may have been able to cum without it. "Oh, oh Y/N, fuck." "That's it, Kou, cum for me, let yourself feel good, sweetheart." As if on command, you felt Suga shoot his pleasure all over both of your chests and stomachs. He rutted against you and rocked onto your dick a few more times before coming to a stop, having ridden out his orgasm. "You alright?" you asked the man who was now letting his complete weight rest on you. His head was sat on your chest, arms came up to wrap slightly around your shoulders and back. "Couldn't be better." "Alright, I'm gonna pull out now and get something to clean up alright? You left to get everything to clean up and when you came back to the bed, you immediately wiped down Suga's chest and stomach. "Alright come here, beautiful, your turn," Suga sounded so damn tired. "Nope, this was all about you, sweetheart, you can pay me back another time," you giggled. "But you didn't get any attention." "That was the whole point. Now let's get you out of that skirt since it's dirty." You moved to help Suga take off the short skirt, leaving him completely nude. After putting that in the dirty clothes, you settled down into bed next to Suga. He immediately cuddled up to you, his head resting on your chest once again. While you laid on your back, Suga cuddled into your left side, his right arm wrapping around your stomach and pulling you close to him. Your legs were a tangled mess as they intertwined. One of his legs, though, was brought up to be lazily flung over your hips. Your left arm was slung over his shoulders, ensuring he was close to your body. "Thank you for this, Y/n." "Anything for you, Kou." "I love you." "I love you too." And with that, the two of you drifted off to sleep. You may have had a skirt dream or two that night.

~fin~

Oh boy, that was a great one to write. I really like Suga being all nervous in the beginning and being his cute self. Suga is a bb forever and has BIG switch energy. Like does he like to GIVE the fucking? Sure does. But does he also like to RECIEVE the fucking? Yes sir, yes sir. Hope you guys liked this one, even though it's different from what I've written before. As always, like, comment, vote, etc. You know the drill, just please do all that jazzy shit. Love you guys.

-Smutty-Senpai

#hq sugawara #sugawara koushi #suga #koushi #sugawara #smut #fluff #cute

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96percentdone · 5 years

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Hey!! Saw you were doing requests and I wanted to request a saiouma // oumasai fic?with the ' is that my shirt ' prompt?? I love your fics!! -(☆^ー^☆)

As soon as Shuuichi is insidehis apartment, he crashes on the couch. He doesn’t set the door chain afterclosing it, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he doesn’t even take his hat,jacket, or shoes off. He just falls face first onto worn brown leather. Todaywas extremely long; he doesn’t want to move for the rest of hislife after all that running back and forth required for the currentinvestigation. Who knew affairs could get this messy? No more of that today.He’s just going to rest, even if the way his nose is pressed up against theupholstery is increasingly uncomfortable.

Buzz. His phone, pressed somewhere between his side and the back of the couch vibrates from his jacket pocket. Ugh what now? It better not be his uncle telling him to come back to the office or he’ll cry. A sigh, and he rolls over to his side, fumbling in the dark to take his phone out of his pocket.

Quickly he hits the power button, greeted with a message request. That’s weird...He hasn’t really used this website despite making a profile on Akamatsu-san’s request. At most he just scrolls through whatever updates his friends make without making much of his own. He hasn’t even bothered setting his profile picture, so it’s still a default. Who could it be? Click.

clownprince69: heyyy sexy ;)

Great, the bots have found me. It’s a weird username for a bot though, although he’s heard the rumor of bots taking over dead accounts. Is this a sign his own account is about to die? Eh, probably not. He’s pretty sure you have to delete for that to happen. Does he talk? Don’t I have anything better to do? Apparently not, because he’s responding anyway.

acedetective0: surprised you can tell. no picture after all.

Speaking of which...Shuuichi squints at the small icon near the bot’s username. Why does that picture look familiar? Something about that blue pinstripe button down...is that my shirt? Don’t I have a shirt like that?

clownprince69: i’m new to the site. how are you? :)

The bot of course, continues on oblivious, but Shuuichi has other concerns. Clicking on the image takes him to the profile. Shockingly, most of the account is set to private, which is pretty weird for a bot. He’s seen the bots his friends get, and usually they’re not given any privacy setting changes, because the goal is to generate as much traffic as possible. Very weird.

clownprince69: how are you? :)

He hasn’t even said anything, and he’s being asked the same thing again? That’s not typical bot behavior either, Shuuichi thinks. Maybe this is just a person, pretending to be a bot. That or this is a really badly designed bot.

acedetective0: you’re pretty impatient for someone new.

And also too good at messing with privacy settings for the same reasons, but he keeps that to himself.

clownprince69: hahaha, that’s hilarious. anyway so I wanna show you something cool, you in?

Not really. Honestly, he’s still distracted by that picture. It’s too weird. Overly familiar. The shirt, the blue tie, the hint of black suit pants....isn’t this an outfit he owns? Didn’t he wear that when Akamatsu-san had him pose as her date at that one piano recital she had a few months back? This isn’t just a weird coincidence, right? Isn’t it? Shuuichi frowns. There’s one way to check.

He clicks the picture opening it fullscreen, before heading over to Instagram, aka the social media he uses the least. But he’s not really looking at his page; he’s looking at Akamatsu-san’s. She’s an active user, and if anyone took a picture of him that night and uploaded it, it’d be her. Scrolling...scrolling...scrolling....“Aha!” Found it.

pianofreak: i keep telling him he looks fine, but he won’t stop adjusting his tie lol @acedetective0

It’s a picture of him adjusting his tie with a small frown. He remembers complaining that she posted it, but she waved it off saying that all the likes on are proof he looks just fine, so he let it go. He didn’t think it would come back up again, it’s been months after all, so he forgot about it. And yet—

He quickly switches between Akamatsu-san’s upload, and the profile photo of the bot. Other than the obviously hasty crop job cutting out his face, it’s the exact same picture. The same tie-adjusting pose, the same crisp button up hanging over the same black suit pants from the same 3/4 angle. Guess he wasn’t quite done playing detective today after all.

But he’s not finished just yet. He still needs to settle it with the ‘bot.’

acedetective0: sure, if I can show you something first.

clownprince69: oooo let me see! I love cool things!

acedetective0: [image upload]acedetective0: not very smart of you to try this with the person whose picture you’re using, huh?

“Got you,” he says, sitting up on the couch with a small grin.

For a minute, there’s no response, just a read receipt. And then finally—

clownprince69: nishishi~ guess you are a detective after all!clownprince69: i’m glad you didn’t disappoint me

Didn’t disappoint huh? So this was a planned thing. Explains why the profile was set to that degree of private. Shuuichi suspects this is actually just someone’s regular account, but they can’t troll so well if all their details are in public. But that just raises the next question.

acedetective0: why did you do this?

clownprince69: boredom mostlyclownprince69: most people never catch on even when i take the pic straight from their profileclownprince69: can you believe it

acedetective0: not really. I think most people would recognize something they posted.

clownprince69: good call cause i lied. i never take directly from their profilesclownprince69: anyway detective-chan, since you passed the first part of my test

First part?

clownprince69: wanna play a game with me?

He’s still hasn’t changed out of his work clothes at all.The lights are off, the door’s closed—a half hour ago he was probably going to just sleep on this couch until he woke up at some unholy hour desperatelyhungry. But he’s not so tired anymore. If anything, he’s kind of interested.

acedetective0: sure. what game?

clownprince69: well, it’d kinda be like guess who. i’m going to keep stealing pictures off the internet, and you’re going to call me out on it.clownprince69: maybe they’ll get increasingly obscure?clownprince69: ooh! here’s a neat twist! you have to figure out who I am too! >:)

acedetective0: how would I do that if you only catfish me?

clownprince69: i’ll make sure to throw in at least one picture of me at one pointclownprince69: and hey, if you get to know me well enough, you’ll figure it out ;)

Shuuichi can’t help but snort at that.

acedetective0: seems like a bizarre way to make friends

clownprince69: you’re just jealous your role isn’t nearly as funclownprince69: anyway, you in?

Well? Is he? If Shuuichi’s being honest, this sounds kind of fun. Maybe it’s just because he’s always enjoyed a mystery, and here one is, freely presenting itself as a challenge. Or maybe it’s just because this was the first amusing thing that’s happened all day. Or maybe it’s because despite his quip earlier, he could use some more friends himself. Maybe it’s all three.

Grinning a little to himself, Shuuichi eagerly replies.

acedective0: I’m in.

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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

Quentin Tarantino is a divisive fellow. Love him or hate him, you have to admit, he belongs to a short list of contemporary directors who have earned true auteur status. I really really hated his last offering, The Hateful Eight, but my hopes were higher for his 9th film, Once Upon a Time ... in Hollywood. This movie has everything. Leonardo DiCaprio as a washed up actor, known for playing a cowboy in a 50′s tv show; Brad Pitt as his chilled-out stunt double/errands man; Margot Robbie as the ill-fated Sharon Tate; and a combination of 60s tunes and bitchin grooves that make the summer of 1969 come alive in the way only Tarantino can achieve. There is a lot, and I mean a LOT going on here, so is this more of a cool pulp fiction classic, or a hateful way to spend an afternoon? Well...

While its pacing is definitely uneven (and definitely indulgent), I loved this movie. I loved it so so much. The atmosphere, the humor, the creeping dread, the sun-slick sticky sweet days of a California summer - it’s all here, and it’s all being acted out by incredible actors who are really giving it their all. This may not be QT’s best, but I would argue it is the best example of the particular kind of leisurely, sharp-tongued fun that he does so very well.

The film is divided into two lopsided sections: the first 2 hours take place in February 1969, and the final 45 minutes take place in August 1969. Rick Dalton (DiCaprio) is trying to shake up his image by taking a new acting gig more seriously. Cliff Booth, his stunt man (Pitt), is running errands for Dalton and runs into a hippie girl (Margaret Qualley) who takes him back to the Manson family’s ranch. Sharon Tate (Margot Robbie) is also running errands and stops into a theater playing her film, The Wrecking Crew. It’s all a slice of life, setting up a mood and a time and place in a way that makes you feel nostalgic for a time that you (in my case) were never alive for.

Some thoughts:

One thing I loved was all the tv, movie, commercials, and songs included as artifacts to specifically build a sense of time and place. All of these things are woven into the fabric and the language of the film seamlessly - as a rabid consumer of culture, there’s no one better to distill and cultivate those cultural artifacts into a feeling than QT. Say what you will, QT is damn good at creating a #mood. I love all the details about how 1969 feels. Also these fake Rick Dalton movies are incredible.

I love seeing a couple of QT’s usual suspects - Michael Madsen! Zoe Bell (who was also the stunt coordinator on the film)!

I wish I had a gif of this Hullabaloo sequence on repeat behind my eyelids at all times, it brings me such great joy.

THIS MOVIE FEATURES THE BEST GOOD DOG OF ALL THE GOOD DOGS. Cliff’s dog Brandy is a giant red pit bull who is perfect and beautiful and so smart and so brave and I love her so much and want to bring her home with me and give her many face rubs and homemade dog treats. There are moments in which Brandy is in danger, but I promise you, Brandy emerges from the encounter A-OK.

What shocked me the most was probably how funny this was. Much, MUCH funnier than his last few movies. Also, I don’t think I heard the n-word once! Is this a kinder, softer QT? Hard to say.

I always thought Austin Powers’s outfits were an exaggeration, but based on Roman Polanski’s going-out outfit, I guess the whole velvet suit and lace cravat thing was very unfortunately real.

Speaking of, one detail I liked best is that Roman Polanski as a character doesn’t have like, any lines at all. Because NO ONE gives a shit what he has to say. Good call, QT.

No offense, but in what universe is Damian Lewis hot enough to play Steve Motherfucking McQueen?

Sharon Tate also has an excellent little grey floofy dog. There are many good dogs present and accounted for.

I know LA is a car city, but man...there are a lot of driving scenes. Like....too many driving scenes. This movie is 2 hr 41 min long. And don’t get me wrong, those long shots filled with 1969-era radio ads and songs and long, meandering drives through the Hollywood hills DO set the mood in a way that nothing else can but, I feel like we could have done some editing here nevertheless.

Sexuality is a confusing thing, man. I am happily married to Wife, and frankly I don’t feel the same kind of gut-level “oh no he/she is hot” reaction to ANYone like I did in my 20s anymore but. B U T. Shirtless, scar-covered Brad Pitt smoking a cigarette in work gloves may be the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. That says more about me than it does about Brad Pitt, but like. Human beauty. What a time.

Mike Moh’s performance as Bruce Lee is both hilarious and extraordinarily committed in a visceral, physical way. His whole scene is a highlight of the film.

I’m half wondering if Trudi (Julia Butters), the young method actress who makes such an impression on Rick, is partially based in Leonardo DiCaprio’s own experiences as a child actor. He seems like the type to be uh. Real intense about THE CRAFT.

For as funny as most of the film is, my blood did run cold when Charles Manson (Damon Herriman) sees Sharon Tate for the first time. Oh also, lest you be misled like I was, Charles Manson is barely in this. The trailer makes it seem like he will be a heavy presence in the film, and the shadow of him certainly looms large, but for actual screentime, he barely cracks 2 minutes.

A small but significant thing - the footage of Sharon Tate’s film, The Wrecking Crew, has not been altered to put Margot Robbie in it. Instead, the real Sharon Tate’s performance is shown on screen. I appreciated her memory being preserved in this way.

Nothing takes me out of a QT movie faster than all these gross ass dirty feet. All of these hippie girls in the Manson family hate shoes and they live on a fucking ranch where everything is covered in dirt, it’s disgusting. I have no problem if YOU have a foot fetish, but my god man, does subjecting us to it have to be part of it??

My favorite line in the whole movie might be “Give me evil sexy Hamlet” because that is a vibe I wish there was more of in the world.

In many ways, this movie is a story about friendship and the ways it changes and guides our lives. The deep, intimate friendship between Rick and Cliff is almost like a marriage, and there’s a real sense of respect and care that they have for each other.

About 2 hours into the movie, I was thinking “Wow, you know, this really hasn’t been very violent at all for a QT movie” but then...

I really enjoyed the stinger at the end, featuring Rick hawking Red Apple cigarettes.

Did I Cry? At the very, very end. Mainly for Sharon Tate and the senseless violence that was done to her. This film is a love letter to her, a kind woman who did not deserve her fate.

This features a lot of QT classics with a lot of the rough edges sanded off. Oh sure there’s a lot of the fuck-words thrown around, and there is some sizable violence towards the end, but the whole thing feels downright wholesome in comparison to a bloodbath like Kill Bill or even Inglorious Basterds. QT is very good at what he does, and if you can handle a more meandering, softer touch, there’s no better way to spend a few hours at the movies than letting the magic of a Hollywood long gone sweep you away.

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Longing To Feel Love (4)

As BTS become more popular, your relationship with Yoongi is taking a hit to the point where you begin to feel alone even when he is in the room. What will it take for him to say enough is enough and open up to you.

Pairing: Y/N x Yoongi

Extras in this: Lu Han

Word count: 2,902

Warnings: Angst at the very end? Not really

A/N: I am so sorry! I am going to be honest this is a filler section that just gives you some background on how Lu Han and you know each other and I am sorry it is probably shitty AF but I hope y’all enjoy it!!

“So do you want the good news or ad news?” Lu Han asked as you both climbed into his car with a small smirk

“I swear I will cut you Lu… give me the bad news knowing that I am not responsible for- you locked the doors.. Why did you lock the doors Lu Han?!” your eyes were glaring daggers at the man that was driving now with a sparkle in his eyes.

“I have an interview for a T.V. show and they gave me permission to bring a friend with me. My agent thought it was a good idea to try and keep my Korea fans but any ways. If you want to go shopping with this sexy man you will just have to put up with it,” he chuckled before blowing a kiss at you.

“Lu Han you are so lucky I love you cause if I didn’t we would have crashed this car,” you huffed but smiled a little.

Interviews were not you favorite things on earth because people always tried to pry into your love life but when you had to do them you wouldn’t put up that much of a fight. Being friends with a few idols it was obvious you would be on a hand full of them anyways. Be it when you went to the Korea Music Awards with Yoongi or when you were at G-Dragons album release party.

You finally got to the studio where you were to be filming the interview. The girl at the front desk seemed to be nice enough as she led you to the dressing room where they had outfits for both Lu Han and yourself to try on.

“I hope that there is something to your liking. Once you are done please go through the door on the left to get your hair and make-up done. If you need anything of me I will be at the front desk,” she smiled and bowed before walking out of the room.

“Well I guess we should get ready then, at least they have changing rooms for us,” Lu Han chuckled nodding at the blue curtain rooms that were just big enough for someone to change.

Chuckling quietly, you went over to the rack of clothing to try and find something you actually liked and would fit but to your luck that wasn’t a very big problem. They had plenty of clothing in many different sizes and you quickly found something you thought you would feel comfortable in for the interview. You went into the changing room and to put on a fitted black and white stripped long sleeve shirt that you tucked into a brown skin skirt that was flowed out and ended mid-thigh. To make you feel a bit less exposed you slipped on black thigh high socks that left maybe three inches of skin still out between the skirt and socks. When you stepped out of the fitting room to look in the mirror you saw Lu Han fixing a dark jean jacket.

“Oh look! My little boy finally learned to dress like a man,” you teased him come into view behind him.

“I am four years older than you!” he chucked looking you up and down before stopping at your feet,” please tell me your putting on shoes…”

“I am, the cute boots with the high heels. I just wanted you keep my balance while I put them on,” you smiled sweetly at him as you pulled him by the wrist causing him to laugh.

“Black boots with black socks and black stripes. Hmmm, I get the feeling your going to give someone a black eye toda- Hey, look! Kris and I can actually see you now!” he glared playfully as he pat your head.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on lets get this over with you twit,” you hit his hand trying not to smile but failing.

Once your hair had been molded into soft curls and your makeup had been done lightly as you had asked, Lu Han and you were moved over to a set that was a lot comfier than the dressing rooms. The room had wood panel walls with a cough in the middle of the room along with cushioned seats and a bar that was against the left wall. A man around your age came out smiling as he walked over to Lu Han and yourself.

“Annyeonghaseyo! Thanks for giving us a call yesterday. I am glad we were able to see you before you went came back to Chine,” the man smiled shaking Lu Han’s hand before turning to look at you and shaking your hand as well,” Hello, I’m Park Jin Ho. I will be conducting the interview today. So please take a seat anywhere and we can get started. Do you guys want to have a drink while we do this or would you two prefer to be on the couch?”

“I think that some coffee would be good at the bar. I think your show is on in the mornings so it would be a pretty good shot for the viewers,” Lu Han smiled politely following Jon Ho to the bar.

“Smart idea. I don’t think that the broadcasting execs would be too hyped about having a morning show with cocktails and beer,” Jin Ho chuckled taking his spot behind the bar and Lu Han took a seat next to you in the high chairs.

After getting comfortable Jin Ho went to the filming crew to go over small details such as the lighting and checking the audio before they began filing. He was nice enough to start the interview by introducing Lu Han first who of course thanked him for letting him come on the show on such short notice. Lu Han that introduced you by your first and last name before adding on how you were his friend aaaannnd the girlfriend to Yoongi. Of course this is when the questions started to flow so easily to the host.

“Ah! I knew I recognized your beautifufl face from somewhere. So tell us, how is it that such a beauty like yourself got to take the heart of our bad boy Suga and capture our favorite Lu Han? Did Lu Han happen to try and take you for himself?” Jin Ho winked as he made the coffee for both of his guests.

You laughed a bit nervously trying to relax a bit before you answered his question.

“Well actually, I was an intern at Big Hit befor I met Yoongi and I was the one who took peoples names for auditions and things of that sort. I noticed Suga was very nervous so I had the bright idea to give the trainee my number and we texted while he was auditioning. From there we became friends and maybe a week before BTS debuted he asked me if I would be his girlfriend. Four years later here I am,” you laughed running your hand through your hair with a smile.”and as for how I met this guy…

.:Melon Music Awards 2013 After Party:.

BTS had just won the Best New Artist Award at the Melon Music Awards which meant that all of you had gone out to the after party to celebrate. Yoongi and you had been best friends for almost two years now so it was only natural that you would be coming with all the guys to the after party since Manager Kim had not allowed them to bring you into the actual awards with them. He was able to get you a seat close enough to them in the crowed so that the guys could spot you in a fraction of a second. You were in the second row on the right side of them. Namjoon had even been able to talk a friend of his to buy you a nice dress for the after party so you could look like another one of them. It was only fitting that your tight white mermaid dress with matched their tux’s, so you looked like if you were the only girl in the freshly debuted boy group.

The night was filled with amazing moments that made you wish it would never end, especially when you got to meet many of the idols you could only dream of meeting before. The thing that made your night feel complete was when you and the boys ended up sharing a table with G-Dragon himself who promptly introduced you to the rest of Big Bang.

During the rest of the night you spent it goofing off with the boys and meeting other idols who you looked up to. Everything was perfectly fine and dandy until you felt someone cash into you and felt something squish into the front of your dress. You looked down in horror to see chocolate cake smeared into your white satin dress.

“Oh god! I’m so sorry, Kris bumped into me while I was walking by! I am so sorry miss!” a boy with giant brown eyes looked at you, almost seeming as more horrified than you did,”ah! I don’t even know how to cle-“

“Don’t sweat it! We were just about to leave anyways. My name is Y/N by the way. I came with that ball of newbies,” you laughed and smiled over to where Jin was trying to rally the troupe.

“No but I really feel bad, that is a beautiful dress you have on. Let me buy you a knew one,” the boy frowned,” I’m Lu Han, I’m with-“

“Exo. Yeah I saw you when you guys won an award for Growl. I love that song. Look I have to go so why don’t you give me your phone number and you can buy me a coffee someday to make it up to me for ruining my dress,” you smiled taking your phone out of your clutch and handing it over to him so he could put his number in.

Lu Han looked shyly at the phone before taking it from your hand and puts his number in with the his name followed by the nickname “big eyes”. When he handed you the phone back you couldn’t help but crack a smile at the weird nick name he gave himself.

“I mean your not wrong but cute name I guess. I’ll see you around Lu Han,” you smiled at him and bowed before leaving to go back to where Jin is.

…and since then I have been super close to Lu. It really broke my heart when he left Korea but I saw how he was treated and how he felt at that very end of his career with EXO so I knew it was for the best.”

“Wow, you really are one lucky girl aren’t you Y/N” Jin smiled placing the cup of coffee in front of you now.

He then moved on to talk to Lu Han once more, asking about his latest album he released in China and the drama he had been filming back home. They cracked a few jokes, Lu Han teasing you. It had to be one off the easiest interviews for you. Finally the questions came back to you which meant you had to watch what you said because you knew exactly where these questions would go. They were the same ones you always got.

“So how is your relationship with Suga? Do you have to constantly be worrying about fans and all that mess?” Jin Ho asked with a warm smile as he finished his coffee.

“Oh, yeah. It can get a bit crazy with the fans and all that but after four years you know what your in for more or less. With BTS suddenly getting so much more popular world wide it has been hard to have any real time between him and I but we make it work Those small moments we do have together make everything worth wild,” you smiled honestly,” Right now they are actually doing some promotions in Japan so he is gone for the week but he is constantly texting me or calling to see how I am. Him and the rest of the boys. They have become like my brothers after knowing them for, what, six years? But in all honesty I don’t think the guys or myself would be who we are without each other. They remind me to always reach for the stars while I remind them where they come from and do my best to keep them humble.”

“Well I think you are doing a great job. I have had the pleasure to speak to them maybe two months ago and they also speak very highly of you. You have don an amazing job helping them stay themselves. I can see why they and Lu Han value you so much. But on last question before we have to go. Your both in very great relationships, what is the likelihood that your special someone or yourself would ever do something to hurt one another,” Jin asked raising his eyebrow at both Lu Han and yourself.

“No, I think I speak for both Y/N and myself when I say that we both have incredible faith in out partners and we both they have just as much faith in us,” Lu Han smiled.

Once the interview was done, Lu Han took you out to eat before you headed back to what your first mission had been to begin with. But Neither of you could have guessed it would have landed you where you were now.

“You look like a fat whale Y/N! What the fuck are you even wearing?!” Lu Han laughed from his seat outside the dressers.

You two were now at your third high end dress store and neither you nor Lu Han gave any shits about actually being adults. You had gone out of your way to actually find the most awful dress you could in each store. This time it just so happened to find an awkward blue dress that had so many ruffles that it made you look a lot larger than you already were.

“Dude this is worse than when Kia had cornrows for wolf,” Lu Han chuckled.

“Wow! How nice of you! Why don’t you show me what a better job you can do and go pick out a dress for me you goof ball,” you laughed heading back into the dressing room doing a funny dance on your way causing your friend to laugh as he got out of his seat shaking his head to brows around the store.

Just from looking around for a moment at the racks he pulled out a dress with a warm smile growing onto his face. Of course, it was fun to mess around, but he still wanted to get you something nice for you to wear for your birthday. He proceeded to walk up to your dressing room and knocking on the door. Opening the door slightly you looked at him a bit confused until you see him hand you the dress he had picked.

“Try this one on for me please?” he asked sweetly.

You look down at the dress and sigh before nodding and taking the dress.

“Okay, but only because you asked nicely,” you chuckled before closing the door and slipping on the dress.

You took a step outside to see your best friend look up from his phone and look at you in awe. He had picked out a simple red dress with the sleeves being completely off shoulder. The top portion was covered in small red fabric flowers that covered the three-inch sleeves and your chest perfectly. The rest was two thin layers of tulle that covered the crème coloured skirt that ended two inches above your knee, the red tulle ending a bit past the crème coloured fabric. Your shoulders were completely exposed, the small necklace you had on at the moment bringing out your collarbone and helped lead the attention back to the dress.

Lu Han got up from his seat and went up to you, looking you up and down like a brother who had just saw his little sister in a princess dress for the first time ever.

“You… you look breath taking… I- wow. Just wow…” he gawked with a smile, placing his hand on the small of your back to lead you over to the full-length mirror that was next to the dressing rooms, “This is it. This is your dress. Now we just need the right occasion to have to blow everyone away in it.”

The rest of the day was spent with Lu Han acting shady as hell while you ate dinner at some small mom and pop shop you had found on the way home. He was texting someone non stop and at one point even had to excuse himself to take some important phone call. He ended the night with you being dropped off at home and telling you to be ready for an amazing birthday tomorrow. Boy was tomorrow going to be fun. Yoongi was out of the country on your birthday, Manager Kim gave them the day off for tomorrow so they could explore Japan but the boys only had plans to help Yoongi stop moping with the thing that cures all problems.

What a day…

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