#i can infodump

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.

#the magnus archives #tma #michael distortion #the distortion #i think this would make everyone’s lives worse #the eye 🤝(<-phishing) the spiral #tricking someone into thinking you’re someone they can trust so that theyll give you info they can use against you? #that shits both eye and spiral coded af tbh #edit: for those who have said that they want a fic of this i would like to clarify that other people can do what they want with this idea #but i personally cannot write for shit #so i cannot provide a fic. unless you want it bland as hell and written in ieee format #sorry y’all. my skillsets are infodumping about spiders unprompted and eating chicken nugget

[radiance1]

Killer Croc and Jack Fenton are brothers.

Killer Croc was the first born, just a about 5 years older than Jack. Their father was a large man, much larger than should be possible considering he never had a meta gene.

But oh boy would it have not surprised them if he did. Because that man was strong, 10 feet tall, and shrugged off things that would injure most people.

Like a brick to the head.

Anyways.

Croc was entranced with his younger brother; he was so small so much tinier than he had any right to be, and cuter than a button. He babbled like most babies do, but Croc wouldn't think twice before calling his baby brother the best baby of them all.

His dad could fit him in the palm of his hand easily! Which was just one of Jack's many great qualities in his opinion!

Croc and Jack's parents weren't really on the best of terms, Croc could tell. He didn't know why, really, but he didn't want his baby bro to feel unloved in any sort of way, and it's not like he really had friends to hang out with, plus his parents were busy with jobs.

So he mostly spent his time taking care of and playing with Jack. Changing diapers, feeding him, lifting him up and down with his tail, just the normal sibling stuff.

He feels kind of bad for his dad though, whatever kind of job he had didn't even let him come home most days, and when he did he could barely even walk upright without falling asleep and jolting awake. He still made time for them, however, when he got those rare few off days.

He's honestly surprised that man managed to drive a car properly in the state he was in.

Their mother was often out of the house, Crocc didn't know what she was doing but he just thought it was like his dad. Unlike his dad, however, she didn't really like him. He didn't really know why, nor did he really care either if he was to be honest.

Around a year later the tension between their parents got so thick it could be cut with a butter knife. Then it turned to arguments in the rare times they both were in the house, he didn't even know his parents could make such cutting remarks to each other, and then both of them being in the house less than before.

Then when he turned 10, and Jack 5. They got divorced. Croc was left with his mother and Jack got taken by his father. His mother didn't take the divorce well, really, probably because at the same time she got fired from whatever the hell she was doing and was left jobless.

Then she dropped the bomb on his that his dad wasn't even his actual dad and Jack is only his half-sibling and then promptly abandoned him in the sewers with the rats and what was most likely very poisoned water due to it being the sewers and Gotham.

Well. Fuck.

Croc thinks that Jack doesn't even remember him due to how young he was, nor did he ever see his dad again cause, y'know, being abandoned in the sewers and all.

Then multiple years later he ran into his brother again and got DAMN was he tall. Not taller than him, but it was basically the equivalent of a gut punch to Croc, because he remembers his baby bro being so tiny, so baby.

He blames his father's genes for him being 8 feet taller now. A head shorter than him, sure. But he wants back his small baby bro alright.

Then he finds out his baby bro has a family.

And fuck did he not want to involve himself anymore in fear of being a catalyst for tearing said family apart due to being, well, him and all. Then he was promptly (quite literally) dragged over to meet said family despite his stance on the matter.

Then he finds out he's just treated like a normal person with zero amount of fear. His wife? She had to have a giant in her family too because she was 7 feet tall and was smart enough to kick his ass.

His daughter? 6 feet tall and their first meeting she accidently became his therapist. Also, he was sure she was a meta of some kind, probably something to do with wolves.

Then finally, their son.

It felt like he was thrown back to his childhood when he saw him, he looked so much like Jack did, and he was so, so tiny just like his baby bro was. He had to physically hold himself back from doing anything with the kid because he feared he would accidentally break him or something.

Then he found out that apparently his nephew was half-dead and that his brother and his wife hated ghosts with a passion, built a portal to the other side, had their city attack by the ghost king and then promptly found out about their son's half-dead status and had to do a major revamp of basically everything they knew and acted upon.

Which they're still working on.

Oh and also their daughter is a werewolf, she had a meta gene from someone of his dad's side and only recently activated it.

All of that which was a lot to take in for old Killer Croc, also he knew his niece had something to do with wolves.

So, Killer Croc in all of his life from the point of being abandoned at up to now, decided to go screw the bats and whatever they're attempts of figuring out what the fuck's going on with him (look at you Red Hood.) and decided to try and integrate himself into this family and brother's life again as best he can.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #Killer Croc and Jack Fenton are brothers #Their Father was an insanely tall man #As all Fenton's are in my hc because I say so #Unless specified otherwise. #Killer Croc has been infodumped a lot of information about his brother's family and life up to this point #Barely computed it before going #Fuck it we ball #He's very much going to do his best to prevent a certain little red riding hood from investigating his brother's family as best he can

[swordfangs]

Asa voice No Denji your warrior cat cannot be named Chainsawstar

#i just think girls can infodump the lore of warrior cats and thats ok #art #fanart #chainsaw man #chainsaw man spoilers #csm #csm spoilers #asa mitaka #denji #warrior cats / #I think Asa's name is like Dawnwing or something. basic as hell #asaden #sorry im........ [head in hands]

[zzz1gzag]

4ggravate game nights go well.

(click for better quality!!)

#genshin impact #cyno #genshin fanart #tighnari #alhaitham #kaveh #4ggravate #genshin impact fanart #cyno definitely infodumps #really hope yall can tell what the beanbags are #also if yall can think of other games that would make drunk kaveh sob suggest them and i'll make alt versions lmao #cyno genshin impact #they confiscated kavehs alcohol :p #cynonari #?? #i say that actually paying attention to cynos ramblings is nothing if not true love #i think that this started because kaveh said something along the lines of “i can never win at tcg” #tigh jumped at him to stfu #too late #cynos hyperfixations work FAST #also yes alhaitham is in the duolingo hoodie #your own theories how they managed that

[cicicolorao]

Some quick ray headcanons framed around Laserhawk Rayman’s college years. Thanks to Stitch (@aiienloser) for helping me out with the specifics!

Click Read More to read a buncha them!

- Pescatarian, since a lot of the Glades is covered either by beaches or swamps (looking at you Rayman 2). Longer fangs keep those fishies from slipping away! However most of his diet consists of fruit! Need that glucose for energy.

- His tongue is reaaaaally long, and alongside his stretchier skin it lets him grimace to scare enemies away, or taunt them. However, it also allows him to get himself a nice nectar snack from flowers and pollen! A nice stroll around makes Ray a particularly big pollinator. :)))

- in general a lot of his body is very elastic, and his bones have a bit of give. It makes him real bouncy, and makes landing from big distances less shocking to his being.

- Speedy mother fucker. From running to climbing, Ray’s good at parkour and gymnastics, and uses that speed as an advantage, since he’s kind of a glass cannon.

- Doesn’t have a standard sleep cycle like most animals, however this is just a common trait of beings from the Glade of Dreams. He can stay awake for weeks, only to take a “nap” for days on end. If left undisturbed, he could even sleep for years, without eating. Just means that he’s lethargic when he wakes up.

- His body parts connect to each other with a sort of energy similar to magnetism, and with concentration that energy can “stiffen” up, creating the facsimile of arms and legs. His limbs can extend up to 5 feet away from his body, but with practice they can go further. If they do go further, the energy thins out.

- His hair doesn’t have a hairline, it extends down to his face to look like peach fuzz. The peach fuzz is also found across his body where you’d find body hair. The longer strands in his head can move similar to a tail, either consciously (like helicoptering to glide), or subconsciously (like when he emotes). It’ll move on its own even when it’s brushed back.

#rayman #rayman art #clh rayman #captain laserhawk rayman #headcanons #infodump #I’m sorry for making it too long srjgneirgnijer #i love this funny little guy he’s so interesting #I love when cartoony characters are shoved into realistic settings and you can think about how they could work

[alluraaaa]

keith regularly accompanies allura on her shopping trips because he folds for anyone with big brown eyes. and she likes to make him hold her bags despite her being ten times stronger than him. so he sits on the boyfriend couches looking so so so grumpy. but he’s not her grumpy boyfriend they’re both gay and keith just looks like that. he has no fashion sense and says “you look great” no matter what allura comes out wearing, but allura likes his company so she buys him a shiny new knife <3

#keith infodumps about cryptozoology or hunting or something while allura peruses the jewelry department #she’s so into what he’s saying but also look this one’s so spaaaaaarkly #allura #keith #allura&keith #one could also imagine this with lesbian kallura <3 but i also rlly like the bffs #allura just deserves a weird crusty masc to carry all her pretty clothes for her #and keith deserves someone who can also appreciate good knives

[wackysach]

ok im sorry if this is a weird thing to see in your ask box but isjbjsnshje im so happy youre also a sketchbook enjoyer!!! sketchbook lovers RISEEE

yes, this is a sketchbook lovers only club ! sketchbook haters are not allowed in. ❌️

#☎️💬 QnA #dhmis #dhmis sketchbook #no. but i am serious ! this is not a weird thing to send me. #i understand the fandom can be shy and dry so if any of you out there are looking to infodump on a favorite dhmis character of yours- #chances are i like something about them too ! i want to hear what makes them special to you ! 🌈🫧 #my inbox is open to you. 📬💖 #🎨🖌 doodlebook

[teddybeartoji]

fuck it. i'm headcanoning toji as a movie buff. he doesn't really bring it up, only shiu knows about it and you find about it super randomly. like you're watching smth and he just knows the movie by just looking at the tv for a second???? and you're like??? hello?? have you seen this??? and he says no??????? he just knows about it?????? and then proceeds to sit and watch it with you (he pulls your feet onto his lap btw this is important information).

toji likes films from the 80's & 90's the most – blade runner, scream, alien, the indiana jones films, evil dead, the matrix, se7en, the big lebowski, etc etc. he likes comedy and he likes action but he isn't afraid to watch the oscar baits either. honorary mentions to death proof and kill bill and ocean's eleven.

and i whole-heartedly believe he would pull some "um actually☝🤓" shit on you out of nowhere too?????? he definitely likes to make fun of your film choices but he isnt't actually picky and i think he's willing to watch just about everything. he laughs very loudly at the stupidest jokes btw. and also infodumps about weapons and fighting and points out every single time somebody holds a gun in a weird way or when an injury is unrealistic. he's scoffing and rolling his eyes but doesn't stop watching it bc it's so entertaining to watch people be stupid.

if you're younger than him, he most certainly pretends to NOT be surprised if you know the older films, he definitely tries to act a little pretentious lmao. but he is happy if you show interest in the films he likes even if they aren't your favourite. oh and i also think that he would LOVE is you asked him questions. bear with me bear with me - he acts like he's annoyed, probably places his hand on your mouth when you're laying down on his lap but then answers anyway. he answers every time.

he likes going to the cinema aswell. he always sits in the last row and he always buys popcorn (obvs). ANDAND AND he takes gumi and tsumiki to the cinema regularly too. buys them all of the sweets and popcorn they want. holds gumi's little hand as they walk up the stairs. gets super into the cartoons, leans toward the screen and everything. anyway he's silly. i luv him. thanks for listening.

#this headcanon is specifically for ME thanks #he's my silly old man #he likes going to the cinema too #bc i said so #always sits in the very top row and he always buys popcorn #always always always #he's my indiana jones actually #he's a proper dad what can i say #mickey is daydreaming #i'm gonna have an infodump-off with him #toji #toji fushiguro #toji headcanons #jjk toji

[pachimation]

havin a normal one, dudes 🙃

#across the spiderverse #atsv spot #the spot #this movie is like artist crack i woke up picked up my apple pencil and just drew this for like an hr and a half #man im so happy i major in 3d animation shit like this just. #makes me so happy and exited and driven to work #and like i know the working conditions on this movie were HELL #but knowing that this is possible. just knowing that even if it takes ppl a lot longer it can still be done #and this is the work i want to do haha #but like uh. that was a totes random infodump lol i dont think anyone here knows i work in 3d animation lol fun facts #my art

[strawberrywithlegs]

Recently I’ve been thinking about how in hsr, Clara pretty clearly views the trailblazer as an older sibling figure, and that concept is adorable and also hilarious if you think about it too much.

Like, I know Clara is a very smart kid, but imagine Clara seeing the trailblazer digging through trash and just generally being a menace to society and Clara is like, "Wow! Maybe I should do those things!"

And now Natasha may have to hold an intervention because she walked outside her clinic and saw tiny little ol’ Clara inside a knocked over trash scavenging around. I also imagine Svarog is concerned but Clara just seems so happy he’s not sure if he can stop her. Robot dad is confused.

#Clara becomes a baby raccoon #I know Clara is shown to be more shy and sweet but headcanoning her as a little feral is funnier to me #I like to imagine that the trailblazer also just randomly infodumps about trash cans to random people #and whenever they find a new trashcan they’re just like #guys new trash can lore just dropped!! #hsr #honkai star rail #hsr trailblazer #the trailblazer #hsr clara #honkai star rail clara #honkai star rail trailblazer #this game is eating my brain send help

[ryanthel0ser]

"I don't really understand Howl's Moving Castle" sit down I'm going to explain literally everything about this movie. I am burdened by the fact I understand everything happening in this movie to an insane level and I will tell you everything.

#“why does he do that” i got you #“why did she say that” i gotchu #“what's this for” i got YOU #hmc #howls moving castle #howl's moving castle #The book i need to read about 3 more times and then I can also infodump about the book properly

[komaneko-kun]

if feng xin not autistic then why does he have autism creature eyes? 🤨

#the constitution says i can use my autism projection ray all i want #every time a character is portrayed as 'dense' i use my ray on them #he's autiadhd in my mind #fenglian is autism x autism #xl infodumping about weapons <3 #its 1 am i should sleep zzzz #feng xin #tgcf

[citrusbugz]

Oof, spent the entire day without wifi again, it's like, the third time this week.

Haven't had any time these days to draw what I wanted *cries*. But, I DID finish the sticker teens! (+ and oakworthy one)

They all fit on my cover :)

#I'm going to speed run my graphic design hw now BYE #Let's see how long it will take for someone to ask me where they're from (and I can infodump abt Dndads) #The sillies #Dungeons and Daddies #Dndads

[total-drama-brainrot]

TD World Tour Alenoah AU... Where Noah is immune to Alejandro's fake charm... Instead, Noah gets charmed by the true Alejandro's quirks and dorky interests like dinosaurs and puppets... How would Alejandro feel about Noah only liking Alejandro, when Alejandro is being himself?... Especially since Alejandro's family shuns him for being himself? 🦕🦖🦕

Now you're speaking my language.

One of the most common running themes in all/near enough all Alenoah central AUs is having Noah be the first person to see past Alejandro's persona and actually appreciate the person he is, or at the very least prefer the real Alejandro to his mask of perfection. It's one of the draws of the ship itself; the idea that Noah, being the blunt person that he is, can and will wage a war of attrition against the walls Alejandro has built up around himself- not just to keep others out, but also to repress the more authentic aspects of himself to himself- in order to reveal the person beneath.

I touched on this a little bit in a previous post concerning this AU, but Alejandro and Noah both see glimpses of the other that they try so valiantly to hide- in Noah's case, Alejandro sees hints of the scheming mindset he's pretty much supressed under layers of apathy and sloth (as Noah's laziness is one of his biggest character foils, alongside his snarky attitude), and in Alejandro's case he reveals tid bits of information about the Real Alejandro, not the persona he's usually portraying himself as, which is enough to humanise him in Noah's eyes.

They both become People Of Interest in each other's eyes, because they're both puzzles to be solved. Alejandro's curious and competitive to a fault so he'd dedicate himself to unravelling the layers behind Noah's stony exterior, as he'd see Noah's continued distance as a challenge. That's a given. But the topic at hand here is Noah's interest in Alejandro.

Because Noah's not exactly competitive, so why would he be so interested in unveiling the real Alejandro? That's simple; Noah values authenticity. Look at his friendship group, it consists of people who are unapologetically themselves. Noah is also unapologetically himself, in all of his sarcastic glory. So of course he's see flickers of the real, authentic Alejandro and his natural inquisitiveness would be piqued- a novelty for him, as Noah's staunch apathy generally tends to override any semblance of curiosity.

So Noah goes out of his way to make notes of the small interests Alejandro offhandedly mentions at one point or another, like palaeontology or puppetry or even his fifteen-step skincare routine- things that Alejandro shows genuine excitement or passion over that shines through the cracks of his perfect persona. He sees the dorky giddiness Alejandro experiences when Noah lets him ramble on about how Jurassic Park was incredibly inaccurate from a scientific standpoint but monumental for people's interest in palaeontology (or something along those lines, I don't know I'm not a dinosaur nerd) and suddenly the annoyingly flirtatious faker he's spent the better half of his time on the jet is A Whole Ass Person with interests and passions and a sense of depth he's been so bereft of until now. Suddenly Alejandro's more than just the antagonist of the show Noah's working on, he's an interesting person that the bookworm finds himself wanting to know more about. And, perhaps, he finds himself growing genuinely fond of the person behind the mask.

And he uses those notes to prompt Alejandro into sharing more of himself, the real authentic Alejandro, in the privacy of their interactions.

At first, Alejandro's fairly oblivious to what Noah's doing, since he's so caught up in his own enjoyment of Noah's company plans to essentially do the same to Noah that he barely notices his own tricks being used against him.

Of course, he's also just elated at being able to infodump to someone who isn't outright penalising him for doing so; not that I think Alejandro is even aware that what he's doing is infodumping, nor the fact that he's so obviously autistic, because his family is a particular brand of awful that would never let him get a proper diagnoses and in all likelihood forced him to mask/supress his symptoms.

It isn't until Alejandro realises that he's shared a lot of information about himself that he (as a Burromuerto) is expected to keep close to his chest, and he sees the glimmers of satisfaction in Noah's intelligent eyes, that the archvillain catches on to the fact that he's been played. But the thing that really catches him off-guard isn't the trickery, it's the fact that Noah's done nothing with the uncharacteristic displays of vulnerability.

Alejandro can't understand why Noah hasn't taken advantage of his "weakness" yet. Inevitably leading to him confronting the assistant, as Alejandro isn't the type to "let sleeping dogs lie" so to speak, and he's still very much so in the one-track mindset of winning the competition- thus he assumes that any show of vulnerability can and will lead to his untimely elimination. But when he practically demands that Noah reveal what he's been planning, why he's been sneakily collecting information on him, all Noah can do is shrug his shoulders and say;

"I guess I just like seeing the real you. That's all."

And Alejandro doesn't know how to respond to that. No one's ever wanted the real him, he's always had to play the role of the perfect son, the perfect brother. He doesn't understand.

And like most people when they're faced with a foreign concept they have no basis of behaviour for, he lashes out.

#ending it there on a sort of angsty note #alejandro “please treat me nicely” burromuerto when someone treats him nicely: Don't Know How To Proccess This :( #truthing autistic alejandro that's canon. not even a headcanon just canon #(they're both autistic that's why alenoah works. 50% of their interactions are parallel play) #(alejandro's an infodumper and noah's a listener match made in heaven) #honestly this scenario could be applied to most alenoah aus #but specifically in the assistant au alejandro feels there's a sense of power imbalance since noah DOES have some authority over the-- #contestants. and alejandro's needling for information was him punching UPWARDS whilst noah's breaking of his walls was in alejandro's eyes- #an abuse of power. of course that's not the case but alejandro's less concerned with the morality of it and more so concerned with-- #the “fairness” of noah knowing a lot about him whilst remaining fairly mysterious. #can you tell i kind of ran out of Writing Juice at the end there? #even outlines are taking it out of me lately. burnout is my enemy. #total drama #td alejandro #td noah #alenoah #assistant noah au #others' ideas #replies

[dizzybizz]

al lsasints steret 🥺

i lvoe alll saints stereettttrahghghhhh

#guys help help help help hel #i feel like my fixations are tossing me around like im a ball #and also my sanity is the monkey in the middle n theyre bullying it #ive been mostly drawing momo.. #all saints street #ive been infodumping so fkn hard in the discord i feel crazy #can i infodump here too #can i just like ramble #wan sheng jie #wsj #wsj momo #wsj crystal #i ship them but idk if they have a shipname n their names dont rlly mesh well wehhhh #just casually been calling them the idols in my head ngl #neil bowman #ira blood #wsj damao #wsj abu #luis bite #nick hoult #lily angel #lynn angel #i think i peaked at the end there with him tbh #my art #wehhhhh i love ass (the manhua n donghua series) #send ask abt wsj if you want if you want if wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ifor me maybe

[spectral-honey]

Okay wait wait wait wait wait Tim Drake neurodivergent icon info dumping about the cases and strategies of the early Batman & robin days and Damian listening bc it's "good information for his training" but REALLY he's just letting his brother talk about his hyperfixation!!!

#tim drake #Damian Wayne #batfam #listen i read like 1 fic where damian and tim are both autistic and i was like oh yah!!! #pls if u habe ideas of what damian can infodump abt pls add. i was thinking his pets or maybe illustration??? #he and tim could have a back and forth abt photography vs illustration #i just like it when theyre nice to each other!!! #based on me and my bro but my bro just zones out while i talk and then jumps in when somethign catches his attention LMAO #dc