#i call it my chad mushroom

[wed-in-the-apocalypse]

Caught

Tara carpenter x reader

Drabble 2

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2 months of dating Tara, it had to be the best 2 months of your life, but dating Tara also came with some difficulties, you see, it was hard not to tell absolutely everyone in the world about your beautiful, amazing, talented girlfriend: Tara Carpenter.

And this was one of those times.

You were hanging out with the core 4, along with Mindy's girlfriend and your best friend; Anika, and Ethan with Quinn.

You guys were walking in the city as usual, per Tara's request to explore the city, and of course you loved showing them around, but you weren't in the greatist mood, the problem was that Chad had been all over Tara the entire evening, you tried to keep your jealousness at bay, it wasn't his fault, afterall, your relationship with Tara was a secret, still you couldn't help but feel jealous at the sight of Chads arm slung over Tara's shoulder as he talked her ear off, but you tried not to look and kept going.

"Hey guys, Can we stop for some food?, I'm hungry" Ethan whined, "Sure, There's a pizza joint right here" Anika said, pointing at a small building, "There's alot of people in there.." Sam muttered, eyeing it wearily, "It's fine, I'll go in and grab some pizza," Quinn said from behind you, "Who has money?" "Oh, I do," You reached into your pocket and pulled out some 10 dollar bills, "Here" Quinn took it, "Thanks, Okay, What kinda pizza do you guys want?" "Mushrooms!" Chad exclaimed, "Pineapple is fine" Sam murmured, "Ugh, That's all so gross, Get some cheese pizza for me" Mindy made a disgusted look, (idk, mushrooms and pineapple on pizza is just gross to me) Quinn nodded and went inside.

You didn't have to wait to long before she came back with four boxes, "Thank god," Ethan whimpered, "Mmm, this is great" He said taking a huge bite out of his pizza slice, "Alright guys let's go back to the apartment" Sam called, so you all followed her back.

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When you got back and Sam finally found the key you all burst in, Mindy crashing into the couch as a loud groan left her, and you chuckled, "My fucking ass is sore," Mindy whined, "Why'd we have to go ice skating?" "Because i wanted to remember?," Anika said flopping on top of her girlfriend, "And it was funny watching you and Chad fall" "Hey!," Chad protested, "It was slippery.." They countinued to insult eachother and you sighed, quietly slipping into Tara's room, you sat on the bed with a heavy sigh, trying to get the image of Chad catching Tara from nearly falling on the ice out of your head.

It wasn't working very well.

You groaned, falling back on the bed and putting your hands over your face, you couldn't hear the quiet pitter-patter of feet over the yelling and laughing, the door creaked softly as a small head poked through the crack, "Hey baby," A voice said softly, "You okay?, You were quiet almost the whole time we were out" Tara approached the bed, sitting at your side, "Yeah, i'm okay Tar, just a bit tired" You gave her a comforting smile, but she knew better, she raised her brow, you sighed, you both knew you couldn't lie to her, "I just.. it's silly but, it, hurts.. watching you with Chad, i mean, he acts like he owns everything! And i know it's not his fault, we're a secret but still" You sniffed, moving to face the wall. She put her hand on your chin, making you face her, "Y/n, I want you to know that i don't have any feelings for Chad, He's just a friend, And if you want, I can tell him that, Okay?"

Tears welled in your eyes at her reassurance, you sat up, smiling at her, whispering a soft, "I know", you leaned in, and she met you halfway. The kiss was like a promise, filled with love, and passion, words can't describe how you felt in that moment, you could cry, it was overwhelming the feelings you held for Tara. You kissed her with everything you had, telling her without words that you would be with her forever, because words didn't matter. You broke for air but she pulled you back in, this time with more hunger, desire, she tilted her head to deepen the kiss, your tounge swipping over her bottom lip, and she gasped, allowing your entry. Your hand snaked under her shirt, fingers softly scratching the perfect skin under her ribs, and she whimpered at the feeling.

You were to entirely entranced by one anothers beings to hear the footsteps approaching the door, you hadn't even noticed anyone else was in the room until she cleared her throat, you broke away. Anika was standing at the door, with the biggest grin on her face, "I fucking knew it!" Yours and Tara's faces were both bright red, from both emotion, and embarrassment. You stuttered out a "I-I-, Wait, you're not like, Mad?" Anika looked slightly confused at that, "What?, No?, I mean a little because you didn't tell me but no. I'm not Sam for fucks sake" A beat of silence passed, less than a second, as you both sat there in shock, "Okay, Well, I came to tell you guys that we're watching insidious," She went to leave, "Don't do anything I wouldn't do!" Then she left you alone. Tara groaned, hiding her face in the crook of your neck as you laughed at her embarrassed state. She pinced your side, "It's not funny!" she complained, "Well it kinda is-" your sentence was cut short by Tara's lips on yours, she crawled back into your lap, and you happily shut up. "It's not funny" She muttered against your lips, "Okay, Okay, It's not funny" "Damn right" You chuckled at that, "Okay, I think we should go before they think we're having sex" You joked, and Tara nodded, sliding off of you, "Yeah, c'mon".

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You walked into the living room, suprisingly no one looked at you differently, Chad looked at you and Tara with a hint of jealousy, and Anika smirked at you, but the others were busy watching the movie. You moved to sit next to Ethan, and Tara sat in the empty space next to you, subtly putting her hand on yours, in the dim light of the tv, no one saw as Tara leaned her head on your shoulder, Sam though, had seen it, giving you a slight smile and an approving nod. You smiled back, turning to the tv, you melted into Tara, feeling a wave of contentment wash over you.

Maybe this would work out.

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sorry for procrastinating on this drabble <3

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[bora-in-tamriel]

Songs for Thinking

Listen to songs while writing or imagining scenes like I do? Well, I got no art to post so I’m in a song mood so bear with me as I make these random text posts lol  I want to compose a handy list of songs I know that fit certain themes? If that makes sense, but hope they help you find the right tunes for your mood setting needs

Feel free to suggest more to the list or help me sort them better, I tried to describe what the songs felt like but some might be strange or unfitting bc I didn’t know how to best describe them lol just let me know! 

LIST BELOW!

I’ll keep adding to this, it’s not complete, but I wanna post it so I can just edit it, so keep an eye on it if ur looking for songs.

I’ll try adding these, I forgot in the beginning lol   ♪ = No Lyrics/Singing ♫ = Chanting/Choir/Vague/Minimal Singing

Dramatic, Fighting, Conflict, Slow Mo, Power move hours

Ainsi Bas Laa Vida - eluxed, bretha & nezexous

SHUM - Go_A

Sahara (Slowed) - Hensonn  ♫

Ignition - VALORANT & LICK  ♪

Winning Move - Joshua Kyan Aalampour  ♪

Heart of Courage - Two Steps From Hell

Deadwood - Really Slow Motion  ♪

Protectors of the Earth - Two Steps From Hell

To Hell and Back - Sabaton

The Battle - Harry Gregson-Williams (Narnia)  ♪

Peaks Pass - Bear McCreary  ♫

The Dragon - Bear McCreary  ♫

The Ladt Stand - Sabaton

Messa da Requiem: II. Dies irae - Giuseppe Verdi -- Chicago Symphony Chorus, Chicago Symphjony Orchestra & Daniel barenboim  ♫

Rising Victorious also

Two New Alphas - John Powell  ♫

Winning Move - Joshua Kyan Aalampour

Wolf King - Two Steps From Hell

Victory - Two Steps From Hell

Epilogue - Bear McCreary (short)  ♫

Idk Nords, Vikings, Battle that vibe

Valhalla Calling - Peyton Parrish

In the Name of God - Powerwolf

Flying With Mother - John Powell  ♪

Framganga - Danheim  ♫

Lullaby of the Giants - Bear McCreary  ♫

God of War - Bear McCreary   ♫

The Summoning (feat. Raya Yarborough) - Bear McCreary

Faster, Aim to Kill vibes

Murder In My Mind - Kordhell

RAVE - Dxrk  ♪

Redchinawave - zzx3rown  ♪

Override - KSLV Noh  ♫

The Rebel Path - P.T. Adamczyk  ♪

Sahara - Hensonn  ♫

Criminals - F.O.O.L  ♪

Edge - Rezz  ♪

Kill Kill - Le Destroy & The Bait  ♫

Horror Show - Battlejuice  ♪

Genesis - Jnathyn  ♪

Carnage Unleashed - Marco Beltrami  ♪

Hero’s Awakening, Showing Potential, Had Enough

Planet Zero - Shinedown

Changes Are Coming - Daughtry

Tourniquet - Breaking Benjamin

Better Off Alone - Plush

Voices In My Head - Falling In Reverse

Empowering? idk but good stuff

Blood In The Wine - AURORA

Atlas Falls - Shinedown

Wild Hearts Can’t Be Broken - P!nk

This Mountain - Faouzia

VILLAIN (feat. Kim Petras & League of Legends) - K/DA & Madison Beer

Beautiful is Boring - BONES UK

Broken Will, No Hope, Low vibes

Lost - Crim3s

Fighting in the Car - joe p

Eleanor Rigby - Cody Fry

Memories, Melancholic, Loss, Grim

Drift Away Omnichord - Mars Bars

Solas - Jamie Duffy

Lone Star (feat. Emily Coomber & Z1on) - XHz Official

Oogway Ascends - Hans Zimmer & John Powell (yes, that song)

Francis Forever - Mitski

Terrifié - Joshua Kyan Aalampour  ♪

Breathe - Son Lux

Unmade - Thom Yorke

Buried in Water - Dead Man’s Bones

Guns for Hire - Woodkid

What Could Have Been - Sting

Goodbye - Ramsey

Bad Dreams (Stripped) - Faouzia

Please Forgive Me - Brooke Blair & Will Blair  ♪

Waltz the night away, Fond encounters, Spinning Memories, Soft, Hopeful

Raindrop Waltz No. 1 in B Minor - Joshua Kyan Aalampour  ♪

Merry-Go-Round of Life (from ‘Howl’s Moving Castle’) - Joe Hisaishi  ♪

Waltz of the Knells - Joshua Kyan Aalampour  ♪

Masquarade: Waltz - Aram Khachaturian -- Royal Philharmonic Orchestra & Yuri Simonov  ♪

Just good vibes idk where to put these

Manuchi - Chad Farran (tavern vibe)  ♪

Welcome Home - Radical face (this song, my beloved)

Mushroom Picker Dance - Floex

Every Day - bo en

A Good Song Never Dies - Saint Motel

Interlude: I’m Not Angry Anymore - Paramore

Slow Feelings, Moody, Sad Love

Shootout - Izzamuzzic

Exit Music (For a Film) - Radiohead

Goodbye Blue - BADBADNOTGOOD

Let Me Follow - Son Lux

Love Story - Sarah Cothran

Minefields - Faouzia & John Legend

As The World Caves In - Sarah Cothran

Low Light - Aquilo

Sorry - Aquilo

Deep End - Birdy

Train Wreck - James Arthur

Let Me Love the Lonely - James Arthur

Achilles Come Down - Gang of Youths

Falling Apart - Michael Schulte

Romance, Do anything for each other

Not Giving In - Tom Walker

Sleep on the Floor - The Lumineers

Little betrayal, hurty feelings and just breakup songs lol

She Knows (feat. Amber Coffman & Cults) - J. Cole

What A Shame - Leyla Blue

good 4 u - Olivia Rodrigo

you broke me first - Tate McRae

Direct romance, Established feelings

La Seine and I - Vanessa Paradis & Sean Lennon

MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT - Elley Duhé

Feisty (Remix) - Jhameel & BLUE SATELLITE

I Think I’m In Love - Kat Dahlia

Daphnes - Sarah Cothran

Guess That’s Love - Ryan Mack

I Hear a Symphony - Cody Fry

Tiny Bit Obsessed

The Red Means I Love You - Madds Buckley

Stalker’s Tango - Autoheart

Lil sensual, little spice, as a treat

Mirror Masa (I Think I’m Falling For You) - Dathan  ♫

Can’t Remember to Forget You  (feat. Rihanna) - Shakira

Dirty Dirty - Charlotte Cardin

Deep End - Fousheé

THIS VIBE that I need more songs for, yano, dancey, gives me dancing at night vibes

Eyes On Me - Céline Dion

Looking at Me - Sabrina Carpenter

Absolutely Eerie, Ominous, my beloved

Disposable Entertainment - Tobias Lilja

Étude for a Minor - Tobias Lilja

Casting Shadows - Tobias Lilja

Signal Inteference - Tobias Lilja

End of the Hall - Tobias Lilja

Everything Little Nightmares/Tobias Lilja but those are some favorites lo

The Narnia Lullaby - Harry Gregson-Williams

Helheim - Bear McCreary  ♫

Body in the Water - Brooke Blair & Will Blair  ♪

Tension - Jeremy Soule  ♪

Shattered Shields - Jeremy Soule  ♪

St. Estes Reform School (Extended) - Marco Beltrami  ♪

The Death Waltz - Tobias Lilja  ♫

Mysterious wonder

Secrets of the Castle - John Williams  ♪

Downright Stressful, Eerie, Chasing, Rush

Claustrophobia - Tobias Lilja  ♫

Bottom Feeders - Tobias Lilja  ♫

Shopping Spasm - Tobias Lilja (has buildup)  ♫

The Man in the Hat - Tobias Lilja (heartbeat-like)  ♫

Deliverance - Bear McCreary  ♫

The Lady Circles - Tobias Lilja  ♪

No Idea but good stuff

Same Old Energy - Kiki Rockwell

Necromancin Dancin - Bear Ghost

.intoodeep. - Dead Poet Society

Maria - Hwa Sa

#songs #song list #song recommendation #give me suggestions to add here!

[theshowchaser]

RHCP at Bank Of America Stadium

I like pleasure spiked with pain. Music is my a-e-r-o-plane.

The Red Hot Chili Peppers. September 1st, 2022, Bank Of America Stadium. The openers were Thundercat and The Strokes.

Growing up listening to grunge, punk, funk, ska, and rock RHCP was a bucket list band that I had to see.

The Grammy-winning Red Hot Chili Peppers have been bringing psychedelic funk, punk, and hard rock since 1983. RHCP was formed by Anthony Kiedis and Flea when they became best friends at Fairfax High School in Los Angeles, California. In 2009 Rolling Stone declared that Flea was the 2nd best bass to ever play, the only bass player ahead of him is the legendary John Entwistle ( The Who ). Anthony Kiedis has brought the lyrics and vocals that everyone can sing along to. I don't think that there is anyone that has not heard a classic song, Fight Like a Brave, Scar Tissue, Under the Bridge, and Give It Away are all songs that everyone can relate to and sing along to.

In Charlotte they came out jamming, then the jam turned into Can't Stop,  the crowd was roaring and the stage was electric. They continued to play hits such as Dani California, Scar Tissue, Snow, Otherside, And Give it away. Kiedis's stage persona was amazing, watching and listening to Flea bring the funk and slap the bass was mesmerizing. Chad smith played a drum solo that shook the whole stadium and the crowd was jumping up and down. Right before the encore, flea walked out doing a handstand all the way to his mic, he was wearing tighty whities that you can see it was pretty funny. For the encore, they came out and played I Could Have Lied and By The Way to wrap up the night. Also, Flea said that they would be popping up at a local spot called Pinky's Westside grill. There was a crowd of over 200 people waiting outside as late as 2 AM in hopes that the band would show up and they never did.

The stage was cool, they had a huge screen from the top of the rafters to the floor below them, the lights were excellent and paired well with the screen, they put on a solid light show and the music was perfect.

Bank Of America Stadium is home to the Carolina Panthers and Charlotte FC. It has a seating capacity of 74,867 seats. The newly revamped stadium has made major improvements to help lines move quicker, you can get beers and food fasters, but the restrooms can still be a nightmare. The new Mic Ultra bars they have built are nothing short of amazing. There is plenty of parking along the stadium, it can get a bit expensive ($30-$60) to park. They do not accept any cash in the stadium it is a cashless system. Overall I think this venue is an okay music venue.

There are a few great spots around to get some grub and drinks before or after the show, for great food check out Ink and Ivy. They have a great menu with great food, and a great drink selection and walking distance of the stadium, other notable places are Mellow Mushroom, Valhalla Pub, Clutch Kitchen & Pour House, and Duckworth's grill and taphouse. Get some great treats from Amelie's French Bakery, and hit NoDa for a great night out on the town.

Overall I give this show a 9.1, it was very well put together. The bands were energetic and kept the crowd engaged. One of the best bands that I have seen live so far. I highly recommend going to see RHCP it will be a show that you will never forget!

#RCHP #Rock #stadium arcadium #funk #flea #tippa my tongue #musicreview #theshowchaser #livemusic #venuereviews

[2due-the-anteka]

Alien: Covenant, what a laughable disaster trip (long post and good laughs I swear)

No, guys, you don’t understand, this movie... this movie!!! I very rarely write here but man I had a blast with this shit and all for the wrong reasons lmao

let me share the... experience, fuck it why not! Have some extract from my spamming my bestie over discord lol 

So Alien has been one of my fav franchise, I love Aliens (1986) when that shit wreck of Prometheus came out, my mom and I were excited to the roof and lmao we got out the theatre absolutely disgusted. This pushed me to skip the sequel of course, until today.  By the way, I had no idea it was a direct sequel, I saw the xenomorph on the cover and thought it was a pure, well written, enjoyable spin-off... oh my poor old soul wished

Movie starts with Chad sr talking to Chad jr-droid having an existential crisis... since that shit of Prometheus Alien took an existential path and I'm like wtf has to do with alien eating your face???? Also gotta love how in the latest alien movies you always pin the android as the murder-butler...

Boom we’re in space and random apparently unavoidable disaster happens, 10 min in bodycount: maybe 10 ok nvm 64 people died in 10 mins, captain just burnt into a crisp in his pod, yummy and oh look the cowboy crew member is called Tennessee...

colonists get a random signal from a hidden habitable planet and it's take me home country road, because why the fuck not, new capt is like let's go find out instead of taking their 2000+ colonists to the planned planet, it's quicker than 7 year trip so they send a team on new planet no protection whatsoever, just oh yeah the air is good, must be SAFEEEEE

They find mini pods like mushrooms, they see pollen and they think nothing of it CAN'T BE THAT DEADLY RIGHT First guy get infected the lady with him takes him back to the mini ship where this other girl is fixing communications Guy starts dying ofc panic com-girl is hysterical, just screams, no one there is a medic, they analyse the guy with just gloves no mask, no suit, no protection, boom blood every-fucking-where Oh look a monster emerges from his back first girl is stuck with him in a room annnnnd she diiiiies (to be read with Phelous’ voice)

com-girl gets a gun misses and fires and misses and fires again and misses

and both girls literally slip on the guy's blood... one misses the monster by a mile with the fucking gun

I fucking lost it here lmao I was ready to quit but I was laughing so hard I decided to go on, from here it only gets better I swear I was constantly imagining cartoon sound effects from now on and couldn only laugh harder

the result, ladies and gentlemen

Oh look second infected guy is dying and another pseudo xeno shit brat emerges 

LOOK HOW GRACEFUL HIS SON IS, GO MOFO GO LMAO

I wish I was drunk to laugh harder

SHE GOT GOLLUM IN THE ASS

Fear not, Gandalf came to save the day

ah no, sorry, it’s just Fabio

And now Fabio is singing with this image I'm... speechless

Fabio please no, not the bowl cut wtf are you doing

For context:

Go, Gollum, go!

am I watching a weird version of the lord of the rings...? oh btw still no xenomorphs 1h and 15 min in just Gollumorph

oh the mothership got the sos tennessee is like let's bring our immense ship into the plasma storm on the planet to safe 5 losers and put 2000+ people in danger.... DON'T YOU HAVE ANOTHER MINI SHIP YOU FUCK

LMAO NOW YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE

I love how this last scene has creepy music but I'm laughing too hard to be scared

my bestie: “Kiss a mushroom”

communication, captain:

bride is ready to kiss they literally whistled at each other capt is like that mofo just killed that useless girl, communication my ass  **shoots**

broom is upset bride is ded lmao rip bride Gollum

WHY IS THIS FUCKER ON THE POSTER I'm waiting for him to appear in the movie and it's almost over

Fabio takes capt to see his experiments “don't worry they are perfectly safe take a look at the eggs” eggs open “don't worry go closer” me: are you really falling for that...? capt gets closer... me: 3, 2, 1 aaaaand you're ded facehugger time yaaaaay

captain wakes up me: congrats you're pregnant you fuck

A random awkward selfcest android kiss appears

too bad it wasn’t meant to be...

mad Fabio fucking stabs stoic droid and this one just folds on himself IN MIDDAIR FWIP!

and drops like a rock, solid THUNK

I’m losing it at this point so hard you have no idea I’m in tears god help me if you’re out there

XENO FINALLY ARRIVES TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH BITCH, WE’RE 1H AND HALF INTO THIS FUCKINGMOVIEISWEARTOGOD

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No gonna lie, I liked this scene, so dumb

Do you wanna talk about Jesusmorph our lord and savior?

SON WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JUMP INTO THE CRANE’S JAWS???? WTF ARE YOU DOING

ded

ok so... movie over, right?

30 minutes left

EXCUSE ME WHAT

Not gonna lie (x2), I liked the last 30 minutes and the stupid plot twist even toddlers could see a mile away

Good end

Yes, I’m still hysterically laughing even now and after writing this post, send help

and I’m gonna finish with this

I couldn’t say it better

#alien: covenant #what a fucking movie #god help me #i need a nap #big thank you for the reviews on letterbox

[graveyarddeer]

grian listens to father mushroom by lemon demon religiously during his mother spore moment and the entire mycelium war era

you cannot convince me otherwise

#azzy screams into the void #hermitcraft #not only am i cringe dsmp enjoyer i am also a chad hermitcraft enjoyer #cringe (Affectionate) tho dw #hermitcraft grian #this just in: Grave physically cannot stop Father Mushroom from being played non stop on his head #Mycelium Grian seeing c!george: pussy #call that fungi on fungi violence #the absolute whiplash from my last pissed off post to this is severe #in my defense hermitcraft makes me feel vvry happy i love it #dsmp is my special interest (derogatory and parasitic) #hermitcraft is my special interest (affectionate & symbiotic) #/j on those two tho i love them both equally dsmp just has a habit of destroying my mental heath via hurting my favs #im FUCKING LOOKING AT YOU EXILE ARC #AND MR YOU CANT SAY THAT TO MY SCRIMBLY SCRIMBLO CRINKLE BOY AND EXPECT ME TO BE MENTALLY WELL #sir that is my emotional support child soldier #once again i forget putting shit in quotations puts it on the top of a post #i fucking hate tumblr sometimes

[wigglesforsquiggles]

Empires SMP - a guide written by someone who's knowledge comes from 1 video and seeing mutuals cry about it on my dash

there are empires run by ccs who trade stuff and there is also v sad lore that i don't understand

i know scott and jimmy are there - there was an episode of scott's (?) where they went on a date but jimmy friend zoned him so all the flower husband fans were sad

jimmy is also a cod and wears one as a hat, and scott is a weird christmas hybrid of elf and reindeer

someone called katherine is there and is part of nature wives with shrubble (?) who is short and also a mushroom gnome lady (they both sound so cool)

joel (smallish beans) and ldshadowlady got married, she is now a fish, so joel is part of fish-fuckers anonymous (with scott)

gem and pearl are there - one of them is part of a sibling group (wither roses?) and the other is a witch with a very cool base (crystal cove?)

pixlriffs is a dilf apparently and likes candles (i saw a cool post about candles and death in his lore and it made me cry). i know his name becuase he is from hermitcraft recap

there is either someone called fwhip or wisp (or both) and is a wither rose sibling but also is friends with scott

joey graceffa (someone who i genuinely thought was a beauty youtuber) lives in the jungle and wants to have sex with a demon

the demon (xornoth) is scott's brother and also his tamagotchi (?) now after trying to kill the server but failed - this led to the server now needing an emperor

scott is now elsa and lizzie is an axolotl because of a song (i learnt this today) and joel is the leader now (he made people wear his head because he is a chad (?))

there is someone called mystic sausage and kissed jimmy so now it's meat husbands not flower husbands

all of this has the most beautiful builds you will ever see as the setting. i'm not kidding every picture of empires i see blows me away

hope this guide is helpful to everyone wanting to watch empires :)

#MY LOST DRAFT MY BELOVED YOUVE RETURNED #this post is from like last week #but it's here now so that's all that matters #i also constantly confuse any post abt joel and joey #so i might have messed those 2 up a bit #empires smp #ldshadowlady #smallishbeans #scott smajor #solidaritygaming #gemini tay #pearlescent moon #joey graceffa #katherine elizabeth #(i think that's her tag) #that's a lot of people

[immaculatetfs]

Hey! I have a story idea. What if a group of bros decide to go cow tipping on a farm and the farmer is a wizard. He stops them and attaches cow bells to their necks slowly transforming them into cows. Their utters produce muscle milk which he sells in stores.

Can do (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

                                                     Muscle milk

*Animal TF*

Jaques Caleb and Chad had been best friends since starting school together. All three had been quick to meet on the football field, their loud, immature humour making the trio thick as thieves, all the while making the rest of their classmates dismiss them as egg-headed and obnoxious, stereotypical jocks. This bond between these three only strengthened as they grew into their late teens.They spent most of their time together either working out, playing football or partying. There was a rumour that back in the 50’s there had been a tradition for highschool leavers to go cow tipping on their last day, a practice that had been outlawed after perpetrators had mysteriously disappeared. Perhaps it was this that gave Caleb the notion at the school ball afterparty.

“YOOOOO BROOOO We should go cow tipping Broo” he slured

“What? Nah bro well miss the party” replied Chad as he made out with his girlfriend

“WeRe gOnnA MIss ThE pArTY, nah man. It's gonna be a RIOT. Don't you wanna uphold the Greenfield tradition?” Mocked Caleb

“Nah man, come with us , it's gonna be HILARIOUS” Jaques chimed in

“Ugh you guys are such idiots. Seeya babe” Chad gave his girlfriend one last long kiss and the trio left the party’s smell of deodorant and booming music, their heads swimming  with fireball and beer and mouths chuckling as Caleb made ribald remarks of what they would do to the unsuspecting cows.

They chose a field that was about 20 minutes away from their school that just scraped the outskirts of town. They believed that nobody would be looking out as the last caught tipping was ages ago, but still wanted a quick escape. 

After climbing over the wire fence, the three made their way up a hill to the nearest heftier, a large cow with swollen udders and belly, likely late in the stages of pregnancy. 

“Nah guys we shouldn't do this, it's wrong” said Chad, having sobered up on his walk there, but both of his mates ignored him entirely as they usually did. The two snuck up to the side of the slumbering animal, creeping up until they had hands right against her hide. 

Caleb looked left to Jaques, who gave him a stupid grin.

“One……..”

Twooooooooooo”

“STOP” a deep, mature voice commanded. They  froze. Behind them a man had appeared, seemingly out of nowhere

“What are y’all doing on my property this time’a night” he said in a thick southern drawl

“You kids doin’ some cow tipping?”

They were unable to move, each standing like statues in the cold, night air.

“My bad, y'all can move now” he waved his hand

Suddenly they could breathe again

“Sir, We didn't do anything!” pleaded Jaques

“Yeah sir! Nothing!” Caleb paroted 

The stranger sighed. Well I ca……..

“Well do anything, just don't call the cops on us! I have a scholarship and iy that happens...!” Caleb cried out, interupting

For a moment there Caleb thought he saw a sinister sparkle in the strangers eye, but it  was gone as fast as it had appeared, if it was ever there at all

“Well i've been needing work done round here recently, how's that sound?”

The sobered younger men agreed, reasoning  it was better shovel some hay than get caught breaking the law.

“Great, Follow me” 

He led the group to a large shed, heavy with the pungent smell of animals. They could hear cows mooing

I’ll need y’all to stick these round yer necks” the farmer pointed to three huge, steel cowbells, attached to leather harnesses that laying together on the barn floor.

“What?” exclaimed Caleb

“Put it on or do I need to tell the cops what I saw tonight?” the man said darkly

Begrudgingly, the three men lifted up the heavy metal bells and clasped them around their necks, struggling with the weight. 

“Don't we need better fitting ones? This is almost down to my belly button, and it's so heavy as shit!” complained Jaques

“Oh that's gonna right itself now don't you worry kid” the man clicked his fingers and all three of the jocks began to feel queasy. “Now y’all will stay here now wont you? I need to go get some things.” The man walked out of the barn, followed by an *click* as the door was locked.

The three jocks looked at each other, a mixture of fear and confusion on each of their faces. 

Suddenly, Caleb moaned.

“Oh guys, I feel really fucking weird” he said. He felt his balls tight against the fabric of his underpants, and when he looked down he could swear his bulge was bigger

“Guys, what’s happening?” His bulge was definitely getting bigger

“I don't know, but it's happening to me as well!” Jaques stared in horror as his sack grew with exponential speed until became so large it was visible against his baggy workout shorts 

“Ohhhh” moaned Caleb as his jeans tore apart with a RIIIP and his engorged sack spilled out, exposing himself for all his bros to see. 

Bonus pic

“What the fuck is that!” he exclaimed “It looks like a, a …”

“An udder”

Behind them, the farmer had returned with two buckets in hand. He was grinning

“The fuck is happening? I thought we were just gonna shovel some shit and be done?” the panic was clear in Caleb’s voice

“Never said nothing ‘bout that, told y’all that I needed work done. I ain't had no new muscle milk cows for a while, bout time I got myself a breeding pair or two” he smirked at the terrified jocks

“Speaking of” he looked over at Chad, who was growing a bulge of an entirely different sort than Caleb and Jaques. While their balls swelled to inhuman size, his member was growing longer and longer while his balls dropped lower and lower. His dick’s tip thinned, losing its mushroom-shape and becoming slender and pointed. Chad stared at his new member in horror, “I'm becoming a Bull” 

“There's a smart kid! and what are thems bout to be?”

“C..Cows''

The stranger walked over to Caleb, grabbed his member and gave it a firm tug. Orgasmic pleasure rolled over Caleb as thick musky cum squirted out his erect cock from his full sack, causing him to moan

“Hear that? yer gonna be a cow. Looks like you two are coming along nicely, rest of yer new nipples should be coming bout now”

And so they did, pushing out of the two jocks swollen new udders emerged round fleshy nipples, each was a size and thickness that made indistinguishable from what had been their loved cocks.

With the udders fully formed, the farmer tugged the two shell shocked jocks over buckets, his skilled hands milking them simultaneously. At first, hot jets of thick white pungent cum squirted out of their udders, but as the rhythmic tugging and squeezing and massaging continued, the content of these spurts became thinner and turned pink until what they excreted was entirely warm, creamy, muscle milk. The farmer dipped his finger into the liquid for a taste. Satisfied,  he then took the entire bucket and chugged, with each gulp his already toned frame grew harder and harder, his muscles expanding. “ ahh always best fresh.” he exclaimed, wiping his mouth of the warm, rich, creamy substance. 

the already muscular jocks began to bulk as well, though not solely with muscle. Their stomachs, pecs and asses swelled bulbously with muscle that was then smothered with a thick layer of wobbling fat. This expansion left the clothes of the men as little more than rags. Their fingers merged together, nails thickening and darkening as their thumbs sunk into their hands, all the while the same was happening to their feet concealed by their worn sneakers. Soon in place of hands and feet, the jocks had hooves 

As his body bulked up further, Caleb’s centre of gravity began to change. For a precious few seconds he wobbled and flailed, until ungraceful falling onto all fours. Try as he might, he would never again stand up. Jaques had better luck, keeping balance until he felt a harsh shove on his thick muscle ass and he too fell on his new hooves, humiliated.

Chad’s bull cock had been hard and throbbing all the while watching this, pumping him to the brim with raging bull hormones. He was overcome by the tide of  testosterone, surrendering to base animal instinct. Nothing mattered save eating sleeping and fucking. Gone was all of his higher brain functions His body expanded thicker and thicker as he grew to a size that put his two  bros to shame. From his head he felt a splitting pain as horns flushed out through his skin. No longer capable of speech, he roared in pain, a sound that deepened as it went on, becoming entirely animal as his vocal chords rearranged. He fell onto all fours, his feet and hands having been replaced with hooves and raw muscle.

As all three stood on all fours, the transformation accelerated. They felt as their organs rearranged in their massive bellies, their stomach splitting into five chambers as to better digest huge amounts of food. They lost control of their bowles, leaving piles of filth behind the widened holes. The taints of Jaques and Caleb sucked into their bodies, changing into the fertile wombs of muscle milk cows. The pheromones that they released drove the new bull into a frenzy and he mounted Caleb, who had only moments before been his best bro.

“I’ll leave you three too it, see ya tomorrow bright an early for milking” the farmer left the barn, not even bothering to even close the door. 

The skin of the young men began changing, it hardened, thickening into a rough and thick hide as short, pink hair sprouted across it. The last thing to change was their heads, noses moistened, becoming wide flat across their faces, eyelashes grew and hair fell from their heads. The men’s ears elongated into cow ears, being covered with the same hair that was now thick across their bodies. Their mouths pushed out, becoming snouts as their screams of lust as they mated lowered to base, animalistic grunts, moans then finally moo’s. Finally, Jaques and Caleb began to lose their minds, Chad having already succumbed to his base animal lust. Memories of being human disappeared from them, lives at school and at home, their crushes, their best and worst games everything was replaced with memories of gorging on grass, being milked (or mounting) and restfully sleeping in the barn. 

Despite this, there is evidently still present a bond between the three .The two new cows are inseparable. The same might be said of our new bull, though his mind would treat anything with a hole as an intimate friend

The Muscle milk produced at Green Valley farms is the best protein supplement on the market. Made free range, muscle milk cows are cared for in their every want to get the best possible product for you!

#animal tf #animal transformation #cow tf #feral tf

[raymondebidochonlifechoices]

To summarise:

-Jughead -the writers’ self-insert- is tripping balls in this episode. Make of that what you will. 

-Glen is justifiably suspicious when Betty mentions another man just after their romp. He immediately pulls rank and declares “No Jugheads allowed”. It’s the war of the moustaches in Riverdale and we all know who’ll be winning. Did you unironically wear your suspenders down for 3 whole years, Glen? I didn’t think so.

-It’s Parent-Teacher Night at Riverdale. Only 11 parents are present, which makes sense, as only the Drama Teacher and the Football Coach are there.

-Veronica’s “For God’s sake, Chad, stop wasting my time!” should be a tag.

-Same goes for Nana Rose’s “We must pray for deliverance!”

-Literary agent Sam and his hot dog stand make an appearance.

-Smithers also makes an appearance. He’s still working towards that pension.

-Jughead has been doing Maple Mushrooms for inspo. He orders some from his New York dealer aptly named Speedy. I am outraged on Cheryl’s behalf that the Blossoms are not involved in this maple mushroom story line.

-You won’t believe it, but Polyporus or Cerioporus squamosus aka the maple mushroom aka the Dryad’s saddle (which is a very cool name) is actually not a hallucinogenic.

-Why, Reggie, you smooth old-ladykiller, bringing Nana Rose roses!

-Riverdale acknowledges the ridiculousness of who has and who hasn’t the serial killer genes. And by acknowledges, I mean: mentions.

-The F.B.I. according to Riverdale consists of: Charles the serial killer, Betty the almost serial killer and Glen the serial killer fanboy.

-A reporter from the New York Times informs Archie that General Taylor and one of his missions are under investigation. Once it is pointed out to him, Archie immediately suspects that he might have been part of something shady. 

-It turns out that Veronica thought that her husband might have crashed the helicopter she was in on purpose, but that, somehow, hasn’t been an issue for her before? If only she had a friend in the F.B.I. to help her investigate Chad’s shady business ...

-No one comes at Juniper and Dagwood’s Birthday Party, which is suspicious: was Jerry the only classmate they pushed down the stairs??

-Riverdale has only one prison and it belongs to Hiram, who sets all the prisoners free so that they can trash the town. The prisoners attack Riverdale High instead of taking the money and running, because they might be convicted murderers but they’re not thieves, dammit!

-Archie opts for an atmospherical mortal combat under the dusky emergency lights of RHS, instead of fixing the fuse box and then hunting down the escaped prisoners. Jughead’s artistic vein must be rubbing off on him. Jarchie foreshadowing for sure.

-All prisoners attack RHS? No! Charles and Chick visit the Coopers to get married with their family in the most extra wedding ever! Chick has even let his hair grow especially for the occasion. #relationshipgoals

-Glen, who turns out to be Charles’ nemesis from the Academy, shows up uninvited. If it’s one thing the Coopers cannot abide, it’s lack of manners.

-Mr Smith (that’s the one without the serial killer genes) provides Betty (who has the serial killer genes) with a deadly weapon. Betty sees her chance to stab Glen without ramifications and goes for it. She then stubs Chick. Nature vs Nurture: 1-0.

-Penelope delivers the most epic line ever uttered in Riverdale:

“Nightmare child, I have escaped that hideous prison and praise God that I did. Flames are encroaching upon Thornhill.”

-There’s not enough time for the Blossoms to both chase Minerva (and sacrifice her) and set up a satanic altar. They chose the latter.

-A crazy windstorm saves Thornhill but most of the grove has perished. Is it time for Cheryl to turn to the maple mushroom business?

-It’s too soon for a proper bughead reunion, so the writers have Jughead hallucinating sex with Betty. Her presence is enough for him to write the new chapter of his new book. It’s called The Transubstantiation. He promptly transubstantiates himself into thin air.

-Uncle Frank’s tostitos can’t hold a candle to Hiram Lodge’s doritos. Fact.

-By this time Toffee has probably gone feral in the woods. Odds are she’ll be the first to find Jughead. All hope for Toffee finally meeting Jughead is not lost!

One down. Nine more opportunities for the writers to hallucinate the next episode.

#Riverdale season 5 #s5 recaps

[aloesarchives]

Kengan Nicknames/Names You’ll call them by

Honestly, I just wanted to clown around and this is one of the products. by Default, I put your name because most of them aren’t super into giving names for you. You may add more names if you may please and enjoy!

Ohma

Receiving: Seaweed head, Kelp boy, Meathead, Dear, Dumbass

Giving:Your Name, Your Full Name, Babe

Raian

Receiving: Rai, Rai-Rai, Feral Possum, Satan, Demon King, Off-brand Ryuuga

Giving:Your Name, Babe, Hot Stuff, Toots, Nerd, Dumbass, Baby Doll

Gaolang

Receiving: Gao, Gao-Chan, Dearest, Thigh God of War, Cooking God, My Thai God of War, Broly, Rocky

Giving:Your Name, Dear, My Lotus Blossom

Agito

Receiving: Ag, Dear, Beloved, Cake Master, Ass-gito

Giving: Your Name, Little One

Wakatsuki

Receiving: Tiger Cub, Dearest Honey, Waka, Take, Waka-Waka, Sweetie, Sweet-Heart, My Wild Tiger

Giving:Your Name, Honey, My Dear, Kitten

Joji

Receiving: Hubby, Hun/Hon, Dear, Dumbass, Half Baked King, Daddy Narushima, George, Kirby

Giving:Your Name, Hun/Hon

Koga

Receiving: Kogs, Simp, Babe, Whipped

Giving:Babe, Baby, Angel, Angel Face, Your Name, Sugar

Cosmo

Receiving: Cos, Sunshine, Mushroom Head, Sweetheart 

Giving: Babe, baby, love, sweetie, Your Name

Naidan

Receiving: Nai, Gogeta, Chad, Beefy Hands

Giving: Your Name, Little Bird, Baby Bird, Little Lamb, Shorty, Little one

Nicholas

Receiving: Nic, Nicky, Baguette boy, Croissant guy, Le Banner, Sir Paris, Monsieur

Giving:Honey, Dear, Darling, Doll, Your Name, Mon Ange, Mon Tresor, Mon Lapin

Liu

Receiving: Ekans, Seviper, Lu-Lu    

Giving:Dear, Love, Your Name 

Retsudo

Receiving: Retsu, Rets, Sister-con, Younger Master, Love

Giving:Your Name, My Dearest, Love

#kengan ashura #kengan omega #kengan ashura × reader #tokita ohma #wakatsuki takeshi #retsudo katahara #nicholas le banner #imai cosmo #naidan monkhbat #koga narushima #kanoh agito #liu dongcheng #joji narushima #gaolang wongsawat #Kure Raian

[multimetaverse]

Riverdale 5x10 Recap

Bold move kissing your boss Jughead

Glen really out here trying to get to know Betty’s family better when they’re searching for her missing, possibly murdered, sister??

10 agents to search 321 kilometres of highway doesn’t sound very efficient

Extremely realistic that the FBI would task the daughter of a serial killer, whose sister is missing, with going over the tapes of her serial killer father

Gotta love how they did a 7 time jump to age the kids but they’re lives still revolve around the High School. At least this is the first Parent-Teacher night we’ve seen on the show

Does it even really matter if Chadwick doesn’t sign the divorce papers? At best all he can do is delay it

I’m shooketh that Cheryl called Nana Rose out for acting insane. Methinks the pot is calling the kettle black

What a bizarre use of the budget to rent out the park and hire those background extras just for this scene of Jughead’s agent walking to a bench holding a hotdog

Hiram really needs to do something really evil soon. He’s becoming a parody of himself, he’s literally plotting to disrupt the fucking parent-teacher night at the high school. And why does he just have Reggie for a henchman? 

Lmao he’s mining for some metal called palladium under his prison? I’m getting real Avatar (the James Cameron movie) and unobtanium vibes from this plot. Well good luck taking down the Blossoms

I sure would like to know which enemy was able to kill 10 American soldiers in a single battle. Also the Silver Eagle is a boy scouts medal lmao

Are they trying to set it up so that Hal was murdering sex workers he met off a knockoff Craigslist like the Long Island Serial killer is believed to have done? 

Oh no Chad has discovered Veronica’s open and public relationship with Archie

Is Archie really trying to equate him not wanting this medal to soldiers refusing to carry out illegal orders?

Nana Rose looking at Reggie like he’s a full course meal

Tabitha can do way better than Jughead

Maple mushrooms... my god the drugs on this show

Omfg this callback to the helicopter crash. Well this scene sure seems like setup for some sort of disaster to befall Varchie

Well not surprising that the twins have issues given their ancestry and home lives

Surely Cheryl would also need to sign off on any sale of the Blossom groves

Omg we finally got some background info on the war!! Archie was in Uzbekistan! The writers might have well just have said he was fighting in Afghanistan since they just ended up picking a nearby central Asian Muslim majority country

So General Taylor might have set Archie up on a dirty mission eh?

Hahaha Glen really thinks that his dissertation on the Cooper family’s dark history is gonna impress Betty

Oh hey Uncle Frank! looks like he really did turn himself in for his crimes after all

Good on Cheryl for assuming power of attorney for Nana Rose and thwarting Hiram’s takeover 

Chad is being way too chill about the dissolution of his marriage (In fairness to Chad I think a tour of London dungeons would be a great date)

Not Cheronica having more chemistry during their divorce than they did during their marriage 

That’s Hiram’s big plan? A prison break at his private prison?? Even if it ‘ruined’ Riverdale it’s bound to backfire when there’s an investigation of his management of the prison!

Reggie really just started a forest fire huh

Why is general Taylor there for parent-teacher night?

Omg Charles and Chic! And Chic has hideously long hair!

Hope Alice is right that Charles and Chic aren’t gonna hurt them

I had to pause for 30 seconds to laugh, this is too good. The first gay wedding on Riverdale is gonna be between Charles and Chic! And Alice is gonna be the minister! Moments like this are why I still watch this train wreck of a show

Pretty brutal fight scene. Clearly Archie picked up some tricks while serving in Uzbekistan

Well congrats to the Charles x Chic shippers, it took a while but you got your endgame

Oh Archie, it’s not like American High Schools aren’t full of guns

Well Betty just stabbed one gay man and shot another, homophobic queen

Don’t think we needed to spend quite this much time on Jughead tripping balls

Yaaas Penelope! I love this Blossom dialogue, one of the other reasons I still suffer through this show

Kinda surprising that it took this long for Chad to be revealed as a financial crook. It’s a hollow threat however, he can still testify against Veronica if they’re still married, he just can’t be compelled to

Guess they all escaped the school? 

Love that Archie is just harbouring his fugitive Uncle like it’s no big deal

Looks like god (or the devil) listened to the Blossoms’ prayers and saved Thornhill

If Hiram is so concerned about shutting down the school why not just burn it down?

Well good thing Glen and Charles survived (what about Chic though?)

Is Betty going undercover as a truck driver?

Ru-oh Raggy that blood in the bunker and no Jughead sure looks bad

Well that was a pretty good mid-season finale by Riverdale standards. Until we meet again Riverdalers

#Riverdale #Betty Cooper #Jughead Jones #Charles Smith #Alice Cooper #Chic #Archie Andrews #Veronica Lodge #Varchie #Riverdale Recaps

[themadauthorshatter]

TAGATHA! REWORK! PART 3!

Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

We're ignoring Sophie for a little while, she's going to be watching the person she's bossed around and put down get the person Sophie wanted the most.

I digress, Tedros is actively trying more and more to not only be nice to Agatha, but also make her laugh and show that more hidden away Agatha that can laugh, smile, and be happy.

He starts by slipping a flower into the little crook of her ear and bidding her good morning, which turns a lot of heads.

Agatha tries to ignore all this, but does start allowing a chuckle and grin whenever he goofs off or decides to show off, one time actually making her roll her eyes and walk away.

Tedros, however, does everything he can to keep her a little giggly and to gain some more friendship points, helping her in Beautification, giving her tips in Surviving Fairytales, and sitting next to her in lunch.

She does her half, too, helping wherever she can in swird combat, giving him tips on magic, and making sure he doesn't find poisonous mushrooms; she grew up near the the woods and under the care of a witch, she'd know which foods and plants are poisonous.

Their conversations always start off awkward, but are very normal and pretty nice compared to what conversations with Sophie were like; it's good to vent, but it's just better when someone's listening.

They do see each other and talk more about their homes and study together at night, which is great for Tedros, who's started slipping up in his scores after what happened with Sophie and the Trial. Agatha's been doing better because she's been working at her own scores ever since Sophie and Tedros started "dating."

These meetings end in Tedros walking Agatha to her dorm, ever the gentleman, before walking back to his own dorm with a smile on his face; it feels good to have a girl be his friend without worrying about a kiss.

One day in a practice duel with Chaddick, the girls watch and wave their handkerchiefs and cry out for a champion.

Chaddick picks Beatrix; she wanted Tedros to be her champion, but she'll take what she can get.

Tedros decides to flare it up by unsheathing and tossing his sword into the air, letting it flip and spin before catching it and pointing to Agatha.

"Lady Agatha of the Woods Beyond, will you have me as your champion?"

It's over the top, stupid, and show-offy, but, given how much closer they've gotten, Agatha snickers and says yes.

Chaddick, however, ain't having it, which leads to the two arguing as they fight; he's mad that Tedros dated Sophie and almost got himself killed because of it, and now is even more mad because, yes Agatha's not that bad, but for all he knows she could just be saying things fed to her by Sophie, given how Agatha helped her cheat.

Tedros tells him not to worry(the non-paraphrased version is, "Don't be such a sniveling prat, I'm fine!") because he knows now that there was no mistake with the Readers being in what they thought were the wrong schools.

Even though it's a close duel, one full of insults snd arguing between the two friends, Tedros ends up losing because of these words from Chaddick:

"If you really love this one, you wouldn't be fighting so hard! Stop acting like your mothe, if you hate her so much!"

It shakes everyone, even Chaddick and Tedros.

I should note here that Chaddick is not being a Chad Dick, he's just trying to look out for his friend after the whole fiasco with Sophie, where he was confused, almost killed, and tricked into loving her because he thought it was true love.

Tedros gets up, because Chaddick had knocked him down, and puts his sword back in its sheath before walking away, silent as Chaddick tries to apologize.

No one really follows him, Beatrix tries, but Reena holds her back, shaking her head.

Agatha follows him after a little bit, ignoring Chaddick so she can chew him out later, and finds Tedros training in the boy's groom room, climbing the hair ropes.

"Are you okay?"

"Define 'okay.'"

(Agatha puts her hands inher pockets and tenses her shoulders.) "People ...say things to get to you, and they don't mean it most of the time."

(Tedros is silent before he slides down and sits on a bench, Agatha sitting next to him.) "The mates have been acting weird since the trial. They think I'm acting like... like..." (Tedros clenches his fists on his knees and looks away from Agatha.) "Sorry. Do you think you can leave me alone for a little bit?"

Agatha does so and runs into Chaddick in the halls near the classrooms.

He asks where his friend is and Agatha crosses her arms as she asks why he was so mad earlier, as Tedros can love whoever he wants and it shouldn't bother anyone.

The two sit down somewhere, back to back because it avoids eye contact and is less confrontational, and the conversation continues without much yelling.

Chaddick is worried about his friend. He's not the sharpest sword in the armory, so it's easy to screw with his head, as proven by Sophie, and Chaddick wants to make sure he isn't being tricked or lied to out of selfishness. It shot be worth mentioning that anything told to him in Camelot was up front and at face value. It's very easy to lie to Tedros before he figures out something's not right.

Agatha brings up how Tedros is like his mother and asks why he'd hate her; Gavaldon is a Reader village and there are no books talking about AFTER Arthur married Guinevere.

Chaddick's still surprised she doesn't know and spills the beans with some sugar coating, because it's a rough story regardless of how you splice it.

He tells her how Gwen left Arthur, who literally drowned with his sorrows(in my eyes, either his liver gave out or he died of alcohol poisoning), and left Tedros all alone. He may talk a big game, but he's just a kid who wants to be loved by someone for real, not just for a crown or throne or just to say, "Hey, look! The King of Camelot is married to ME!"

Agatha is, rightfully, gut punched by this and is silent as Chaddick admits that he might have been a little rough on him for the last week.

She reassures him he has nothing to worry about, because of the past instances where Tedros had unknowingly chosen her.

Chaddick asked why that was the case, but Agatha claims that she has no idea, though the most plausible she can think of is that they may be true loves.

After a promise from Agatha that she'd never do anything to hurt Tedros, Chaddick thanks her for hearing him out and apologizes for the times he and the others called her a witch, saying that she's not that bad for a Reader.

Tedros is the master of eavesdropping, it would seem, and rounds the corner just as Chaddick does.

The two have a small, awkward conversation, but hug it out, nonetheless.

From here, we get the events from the first book, Agatha's realization that she's always been beautiful, Sophie's attacks on the schools, that scene of Sophie calling Agatha an ugly witch when Tedros saves her, and the circus of talents.

I'll try to add a little bit more in a futrure post, but for now, Imma just leave this here for now😉. I hope you guys enjoyed!!!!

#school for good and evil #tagatha #rework #sge tedros #sge agatha #tedros of camelot #agatha of woods beyond #school for good and evil Tedros #almost done with this rework and that has me feeling bittersweet. fuck

[acommonloon]

TL;DR

What a delicious memorable night!

Except, I returned to the scene of a crime and got a last call beer and I'm a little disturbed I can't remember what it was. Let me think.

Oh that's right. I remember now.

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I remember hours before, going in The Raven, circling the bar before walking back out, not a single beer worth the time to drink it.

I remember darting across two busy lanes of traffic to see what The Ainsley was all about. It was the second venue to inhabit my much loved and missed Blue Grass Brewing Company, where I bought countless beers in past years. I never went in The Sullivan, it first followed BBC but, The Ainsley laudes itself as an upscale sports bar.

I nearly didn't go in. The building outside blinded me with unadorned white walls and...they took all the fucking windows out! Still, I had just braved rush hour on Frankfort Ave in 90deg heat so I pushed on. I was back outside in less than 5 seconds.

The inside was...where old white people go to die and maybe a few patrons at the bar had succumbed. The place reeked like a basement couch leaking generations of old man farts and the barely moving white heads scattered along the bar looked like moths fluttering their last against a hot window sill. I ran back across Frankfort.

Briefly I considered bailing. I could be home in under an hour where I've got beer worth drinking for days, weeks even. I'm no quitter though. I was parked in front of Street Grub and Hops, a bizarrely named venue I'd been in a few times since The Mellow Mushroom failed to survive in Louisville's over crowded pizza market.

I remembered they had 30+ taps behind their large U-shaped bar and I could see the whole side of the building was open to the sidewalk. Inside a band was setting up to play so I was assured in this place I wouldn't need mothballs to dispel the odour of human demise.

If my sense of failing mortality seemed unaccountably morbid on a bright Friday afternoon, in my defense, a new place next to Street Grub caught my eye. NSD Bar it said on the sign. What's that? Never Say Die Bar <shakes head>

I was met at the bar by a lively young man with a lush black beard and handlebar mustache. Thirsty? he asked. You've no idea.

He gesture towards the wall of taps and said let me know if you see something that piques your interest.

I chuckled and said that's a tall order. I spend too much time beer hunting.

He laughed then and said to which spelling are you referring?

My brain stuttered then I got the clever play on words he'd heard in my "tall order" reply, accidental for sure.

Which did you mean I countered, then I spelled peak or pique? The second one he smiled as he walked off.

<sigh> it was 5:10 already and I didn't know it but I'd just experienced the high point of my visit to Street Grub. In spite of their large list, only one beer piqued my interest and Austin, of the peaky facial hair, apologized when he discovered it was no longer on. My second choice, in spite of being a Stone Brewing offering, had no more character than the Miller Lite branded glass they brought it in. Worst of all, the fried pickles sucked. I should have remembered that because I'd had them there before.

I got back in my car with no particular plan. Then remembered a friend had mentioned the bar I had visited on Saturday had a Speakeasy room in the basement. <shrug>The Speakeasy theme has never interested me but such places often do high quality drinks and my recent visit to Gerties upstairs bore that out. They made me a Penicillin or two actually and they were terrific. I could do with another or two.

As soon as I walked in, the bartender greeted me with, "You're back!" I grinned back at him and said, "I heard you've a room in the basement." We do and he pointed around the bar to a door and said tell the bartender downstairs his Penicillin isn't as good as mine.

Recently, the guy that runs a nearby wine bar told me I was memorable. He said, "You make an impression." I wasn't sure he was complimenting me but I do appreciate it when the bartender remembers what drinks I like. I headed downstairs into the dark. It was really dark and I was worried I might trip as I shuffled toward the dimly lit bar. The bartender shouted a hearty welcome and then he said knowingly, "I bet you want a Penicillin!" WTF

I replied, "What, the guy upstairs rang down? No he shook his head. I was at a loss until he took pity on me. He said, "I was upstairs the other day when you asked for a classic Penicillin. I make up all the drinks here so I noticed. Oh right, I said but actually, you look very familiar. Where have you worked before. When he said Red Herring it sounded right but I couldn't remember where that was. As soon as he told me it was next to the Silver Dollar the memories flooded back and we fondly reminisced about the drinks and food there.

Soon I had a classic Penicillin in front of me and we began to talk drinks. We included the only other guy at the bar in our conversation. He was rail thing, wore a scarf on his head, and had a robust but not too pornish mustache. I suspected he was staff there at Gerties. He was clearly interested but not so experienced. For the next two hours I enjoyed the back and forth and drinks.

Chad is a professional bartender who loves his job. He loves making drinks and he loves talking to people. While we chatted, more than twenty people, in pairs and sometimes larger groups came downstairs, got drinks and eventually left. At one point I was sure Matt Gaetz sat down at a two top. I did a double-take to be sure the woman with him wasn't Marjorie Taylor Greene in a wig. It was hard for me not to stare but I kept stealing glances. Eventually I concluded this guy was what Gaetz would look like if he wasn't befouled by evil. A very good looking guy!

When he left, I asked if I was the only one who thought that? No one had noticed but, by that time, Terrence, a large black man who'd come down with two white friends was standing next to me. He'd been ordering drinks when the bar conversation turned to German food and he joined our conversation eagerly. After delivering drinks to his friends, he returned to talk. When I suggested the guy who'd just left looked like the American traitor Matt Gaetz, he said no way! He went on to say Gaetz was a POS and if it had been him there might have been trouble. Lol, now that would have been memorable.

Terrence left wishing Chad and myself a good day, remembering both our names. It turned out the guy with the scarf on his head was a sous chef at nearby Bar Vetti. OMG, I'd meaning to go there but I worried D wouldn't like it. I asked him if they would make her a pepperoni pizza. He said they had one but it had calabrian and peppadew peppers on it. Yeah, can you take those off. Um yeah?

I said I'd just go check it out myself for dinner after I finished the Negroni riff Chad had excitedly made up on the spot using a special dry vermouth and something that wasn't Campari. He referred to it as a white Negroni. It was delicious!

Bar Vetti was only about a hundred feet down the sidewalk from Gerties. I enjoyed the early evening as I walked, it was comfortably warm with a gentle breeze and for the first time in a long time, Nulu felt normal. People were sitting outside the Taj and the Mayan Cafe, the evening was alive with conversation, color, and movement. When I looked in the windows of the new swanky Marriott Hotel it was the same inside and there might not be room for me at the bar.

I walked past the unattended hostess stand into a storm of blaring conversation. I stopped in front of an empty seat but there was a drink there so I turned around to the other side. I asked a man in a suit if the empty seat next to him was taken. It's yours he answered without looking away from his companion. I sat and picked up the wine list.

On my left were three young men, obviously of southwest Asian heritage. Within seconds I understood they were native English speakers and they were having a good time. The youngest one was next to me and he seemed barely old enough to shave. He was rather louder than the others and seemed to be mildly complaining about something. The bartender came over to them and appeared to pick up a conversation she must have started before I got there. It was really more of a lecture and she was telling them that she couldn't spend all of her time in front of them as she and another bartender had a full bar.

I felt myself tense a little, wondering if there was going to be an altercation. I didn't look at the young men but watched the bartender closely. While her words were stern, her body language seemed relaxed. I heard the man furthest away from me say, "That's fair." The bartender didn't acknowledge his words. She poured me a water and I asked for a glass of wine. Then I turned to the men.

"Are you guys from here or visiting?" I could see them tense up the young guy on guard most of all. I went on as if I hadn't noticed and said, I overheard you say this was your kind of place a minute ago. This is my first visit here and it's a bit fancy for me. They relaxed. I felt sure they were expecting to be challenged and I might look just like the kind of old white asshole who would do that.

We're from California the young guy said but we live here and work at Rabbit Hole. Do you know it?

Of course I said, it's something the city can really be proud of. I've been over there in the bar many times and the facility is gorgeous. Cameron seemed near to burst with happiness. He said, "We're just about to have a drink, will you join us? I said, sure what are we drinking. Rabbit Hole he said, "We got to represent!"

From that moment on, I had a dinner companion who was overjoyed to talk to someone who knows about the Kentucky whiskey business. When I said, the marketing for Rabbit Hole is genius, Cameron threw his hand up and pointed at the man farthest from me. Justin is our marketing!

Justin said well, to be honest I've only been there for 3 years and Cameron replied, "He's being too modest. We've only been open for 4 years. I asked Cameron, are you a distiller? I was when I first started he said. My uncle is the founder and I've got a business degree so now I work the financials. Wow, I replied.

He said, you have to come over and ask for us! We'll give you an insider tour. I waived that off a bit and said, I'll be sure to come back over but your beautiful column still is out where I can see it when I go to the bar on the roof. Sometimes I just stand at the end of the hall by the elevators and admire it. He said, "OMG we never get to talk to anyone like you!"

We had a drink of their Heigold and I didn't have to pretend it was good. I said, "I'd drank their sourced whiskey before but this was the first time I'd had something they'd distilled themselves other than their gin. It tasted more mature than I'd expected and I said I'd likely pick up a bottle now that I'd had it. I will.

Soon, Cameron's girlfriend came in and sat next to Justin. Cameron pretended to be annoyed and she seemed maybe a little suspicious of me. Soon she was sitting next to Cameron and was telling me all his faults. It was bar buddies in the best form. I asked for the whiskey list and suggested I buy us all a drink. I was disappointed by the selection TBH. The owner is a well-known whiskey aficionado and his BBQ joint just a block away has a much bigger selection of whiskey. I noticed an Old Forester Single Barrel Rye on the list and suggested it.

I specified it be served in rocks glasses instead of glencairns and we clinked our glasses when everyone had their drink. It was candy in a glass and far too sweet to be anything I'd recognize as rye whiskey but my bar buddies claimed to like it so no harm done.

When their food came, I settled my check and Cameron again expressed his pleasure at our talk. He renewed his invite to come to the distillery and I walked back out into the night.

When I got back to my car I looked up and saw Akasha Brewing was still open with people sitting at tables outside. The street at this end was quiet and peaceful. I remembered my last visit to Akasha hadn't gone well at all. The server there had refused to give me a taste of a beer. I was shocked. I'd already bought and paid for one beer when I asked for a taste. I said I was trying to decide which of two others I'd take home in a growler.

She said it was their policy not to give out tastes because people sometimes asked for lots of tastes and didn't buy a beer. WTF I had already bought a beer! I was so annoyed I'd decided not to drink at Akasha until they changed their stupid policy. If they were going to treat me like their worst customer, I wasn't going to spend my money there. Still, one more beer would be nice. Then I saw what I wanted.

That's it. A strong Belgian golden ale is what I had there!

#I remember #louisville #friday night

[baka-monarch]

Hey, if you're taking requests, I think a Sanders sides fairy au would be cool. Like Roman as the human, Virgil as the fairy discovery fic would be *mwa* (chef's kiss) Love your work by the way! ❤️💜💙

(What's funny about this is I actually had a plan for a fic about this XD, that I wasn't going to write because I had so many other ones, but it looks like I'm actually gonna make the first chapter!)

Roman stared down at the circle of mushrooms hesitantly. Behind him was a group of guys he'd come with up to Fairy Mountain. It was rumored that actually fairies lived here and the mushroom circles were traps set by them for human intruders. That's was Roman was up here for, the guys behind him had dared him to step into one of the fairy circles.

"I dunno, maybe I shouldn't. We aren't even supposed to be up here." Roman stepped back.

"C'mon babes!" Remy exclaimed, the one who'd dared him. "You aren't scared are you?" He teased.

"What!? No! It's just a myth..." He mumbled.

"Then step in it!" Chad called out.

"I-I will!" Roman defended. He took a deep breath, and then finally did it. As soon as his foot touched down he gasped in fright as his body was surrounded by a mysterious purple mist.

Roman heard frightened screams and a "Let's get outta here!". As the mist left he started to not only hear but feel foot steps rushing away. When he could see again he saw his "freinds" running back to the truck they'd rode here in.

"Wait!" He called out as he tried to run after them, but didn't get far as he tripped over what he thought was a root. He groaned as he hit the ground, and as he was beginning to stand again he heard the truck drive away. "Shit..." He mumbled to himself. Once he was standing back to his full height he finally noticed what had happened. "Shit!" He exclaimed as he noticed the blades of grass that were now towering over him, looking down he discovered that he hadn't tripped over a root, instead it was a piece of grass that had been flattened with the rest of the grass closest to him in the shape of a foot... oh. This was where Roman had stepped down into the fairy circle. He looked up farther, his eyes widening as he saw one of the mushrooms that was now like a giant umbrella that he couldn't even touch the top of.

"Okay," Roman sighed as he started to process this. "so, the fae traps on Fairy Mountain are not a myth, I set one of them off, and now I'm what? No bigger than a thumb?" Roman paused. "Fuuuuck!" He groaned. How was he supposed to get off this mountain now? "They have to come back for me at some point, rigth?" Roman thought allowed. "Right. So I just need to make it until then! First step: find a water scorce!" And with that Roman set off on a quest, to survive the woods of Fairy Mountain.

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About an hour later Roman finally found a little creek, and happily collapsed at it's bank. He used his hands to slurp down as much water as he could to quench the thirst he had left from his journey. Once he was satisfied, he stood back up and looked around to see how far he'd come, and was crestfallen to see he'd only gone about a few feet away from the fairy circle.

"This is hopeless!" He shouted to nothing. At least he thought he did, until the ground began to shake in the rythem of footsteps. Footsteps that were getting closer. "Shit shit shit shit shit-" Roman mumbled as he spotted the outline of something approaching, he didn't pay any attention to what it was as he searched for a place to hide. As the thing came closer Roman realized that it was coming to the creek, and in a moment of pure panic he dived under the water to hide.

Roman watched petrified as a giant shadow loomed over the water surrounding him. It was now that Roman realized that it was a person, it was also now that the person cupped their hands into the water. Roman tried to swim away but the small current thag was forming to fill the person's hand was too strong and pulled him in. Roman covered his mouth to stop himself from screaming and swallowing in any water as the person lifted their hands out of the creek. They didn't even notice Roman as they leaned down and drank the water in their hands, their lush lips coming very close to Roman's body. Whe. They finished swallowing Roman coughed and sputtered in their hand from holding his breath for so long.

Finally they noticed the tiny person in their hands. "Oh my god, I'm so sorry-" They rushed out as they moved their hands to get a better look at who was there. "...Roman?"

"Virgil..?" Roman looked up confused, and sure enough there was the secluded emo looking down at him in their cupped hands.

"What are you doing out here?" Virgil wondered, as he tried not to think about Roman being that close to his lips... he was definitely not blushing about that right now, nope!

"I was dared to stand in a fairy circle... " He trailed off. "I guess the myths are true." He shrugged sadly. "What about you? I never took you for the outdoorsy type, emo nightmare."

"I'm here visiting family." Virgil shrugged. It wasn't a lie, he really was. "Actually, maybe they could help you."

"How do you mean?" Roman asked curiously. What could Virgil's do about a problem with fairies?

"You've heard of changelings before, right?" Virgil asked.

"Of course, they're people that were swapped with fae at birth." Roman shrugged, he was well versed with this fairytale stuff. "What does that have to do with your family?"

"Well first, you should go ahead and pass the border, I'll be right behind you." Virgil said, and before Roman could say anything he was set on the other side of the creek. As soon as Virgil's hands were gone, everything around him changed, and suddenly he was surrounded by houses made of grass and leaves, people dressed in petals, and even people that were flying! In the distance he could see a castle that was made out of the side of a tree, and he couldn't tell where the tree ended and the castle began. What was even more anyways that, everyone was his size. Well, his new size. "It's a little different on this side, Princey." At Virgil's snarky voice Roman turned around to find the emo suddenly his height, and looking very different. Virgil now had a pair of large dragonfly wings that seemed to shimmer magically purple, sprouting from his hair was a pair of antenna that were fluffy on the ends like what would be on a moth, his eyes were black with purple catch lights, and when he smiled Roman could see that his teeth were now incredibly sharp.

"You're..?" Roman's voice caught in his throat as he was amazed. He'd been reading about fictional fairies for his whole life, and here was one that he sat next to in geometry!

"I'm a changeling." Virgil shrugged. He'd assumed it was fine that he showed Ro the fae realm since he was already affected by their magic. "Now, let's go get you fixed, that trap wasn't even supposed to be there anyways." Virgil grabbed Roman's hand and pulled him along.

"Wait, where are we going?" Roman asked in worry.

"To the castle to see my mom. She's the queen."

A.N: Okay, as I said this is an au idea I already had in mind, but if I were to actually get to writing this as an actual story, I would rewrite it completely and this entire thing would be different, but this is the basic concept

#sander sides #virgil sanders #roman sanders #anxiety sanders #creativity sanders #giant/tiny #prinxeity #giant #tiny #fairy virgil #prince virgil #shrunk roman

[brittie-frog]

Riverdale 5x10

I'm really bored so I'm reacting to the latest riverdale episode. For explanation I haven't watched riverdale since the beginning of season 4 and all I know is that it's gone even more to shit with introduction of Mothmen. So let's see if I have a fun time.

- what are these new relationships?? Also Duran Duran - if you're gonna use it at least use it for longer than 30 secs for an awkward kiss.

- of course Veronica is dating a Chad.

- Nana being homophobic with the gay not allowed to be happy - it's literally in the label.

- Jughead works at Pop's, is he allowed/trained to be near children and teach?? Are any off them trained to do their jobs (other than Betty) or is Riverdale just that isolated that they'll hire anyone??

- Archie has survived a bear attack and a war zone where majority died - does he have plot armour?? Also he's meant to be an army recruiter when I thought he couldn't get worse.

- Jughead's me when I try to write to draw, just looking at a blank screen and no inspiration.

- why is his last name GEKKO??

- okay maybe Archie isn't that bad standing up and saying they shouldn't just follow orders coming from an authority figure if you believe its the wrong call.

- how old are the twins that they get a two tier cake each?? How big was the time skip??

- MAPLE MUSHROOMS?? Is that how episodes are written now? Can I try some to get over my writer's block??

- you can't access trauma - don't do drugs, go to therapy!!

- so bad thoughts manifest now?? That's so stupid, that's how you get stuck in an abusive relationship you guilt yourself into believe you caused the issues

- we love the gender norms of Juniper getting a pink bowl and Dagwood getting a blue bowl.

- already violent I see. Maybe being thrown in fire as babies and being part of a cult was harmful to them or is the fact that their entire family is fucking insane.

- Cheryl why do you still dress like a bitchy high-school cheerleader??

- that's fucked that he's writing a paper on her family without their permission?? And then trying to blackmail her? Who the fuck is this guy??

- why is Uncle Frank in jail and who is he??

- what were the photos of - her kissing someone else?

- I want to try a psychedelic burger now.

- a tour of the London dungeons would be the way to woo me, sounds like great date night to me.

- I'm 20 minutes into a 40 minute episode and I already just want to skip through to just see Jughead's high then leave

- why are you getting nostalgic and tipsy with the man you're getting a divorce from when he was so against it literal days ago??

- why is the general on the school tour like he wasn't wondering around the school that day.

- also you live in a town notorious for crime and you're going to let your - what 6/7 year olds - answer the door at night??

- they just escaped prison where'd they get the guns??

- also Charles is gay and wants to marry the maniac guy that pretended to be him

- these comical sound effects from like cartoon fights just made this more entertaining in a split second

- also why did a bunch of prisoners break into the school right after escaping?? That seems counter productive especially when the FBI are in town. Also where did the machete come from??

- completely understandable that the entire family family are like what the fuck when Glen arrives but like Chick no you don't count you aren't blood related.

- okay the enemy is always hiram Lodge can someone please just shoot him in the head to get it over and done with??

- general this isn't a war zone it's a town and you are holed up in the place that is going to be attacked by the majority of prisoners - you need to leave or you'll all die

- they're 9?? And also there isn't hope they already almost murdered a kid and they didn't have much to say about it

- you seriously still give a shit about Glen??

- Jughead's just living his best life in this bunker - or not, what the fuck is this nightmare?

- what the fuck was that thing and the comical man screaming at the end underneath the sound of the train blaring

- did none of them seriously not see the Grove burning to ground out of the window

- the look Cheryl and her mother exchanged when Nana suggested killing Cheryl's girlfriend? - absolutely comical the compete contentness with KILLING HER GIRLFRIEND!!

- then her girlfriend runs and she'd like wait as if you didn't just give her look that was like you are completely okay with murdering her for your fortune.

- also just that day you basically said the curse was bullshit and that praying was useless and now you're on board because Mumzie said so??

- the praying works - is that not an absolutely insane weather phenomenon that the entire town would be talking about especially cause that's got to be a strong wind to put out a forest fire??

- how did he actually manage to escape the handcuffs?? and the aliens are back I'm guessing

- who is this other guy living with Archie and why is he so chill with letting a former inmate live in the house??

- I assume that Hiram still wants to own all of Riverdale to do whatever it is he wants to do with it but the school, with inmates trashing it, does nothing but deprive teens of their education. What is he doing about the nurseries and Middle schools or does no-one but the Cooper family and that one other family have children under the age of 14??

- I'm sorry the prison hospital (I assume??) Is called Shankshaw??

- get justice how?? By driving around in a truck looking like the next highway killer??

- Oh he seriously injured himself to get out then left in an alien ship - good going Jughead.

#riverdale #im going to do this whenever i get bored #of just watching random episodes with no context #but it would probably be more funny if i did while i was sleep deprived #so thats an idea for next time