#i asked her what historical virus she might compare corona to and she saiD SPANISH INFLUENZA

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my friend, casually: yea so i’ve been fucking this dude jack for the past four weeks or something, but last night we got in a fight so i called mark over and slept with him instead and neither of us had a condom so this morning i had to buy plan b....

me, trying to figure out if covid-19 is even real anymore or if i’m just imagining it:

#LIKE SIS ARE YOU DUMB?????? ARE YOU #WHY IS NO ONE IN AMERICA LISTENING WHEN WE SAY THAT MISS RONA IS STILL AN ISSUE #i- #my moms literally seeing covid patients every day this is not a JOKE dude #i asked her what historical virus she might compare corona to and she saiD SPANISH INFLUENZA #AND I KNOW SHES NOT TRIPPING OR OVER EXAGGERATING BECAUSE SHE'S CRAZY SMART AND SHE DOESNT DO THAT #also shes already given us a contingency plan for if she gets covid #and i lOVE her okay #like sure my dad can go but she? IM- #im sorry im just very heated about this #especially in arizona where i live no ONE BE LISTENING #ITS LIKE THE PANDEMIC NEVER EVEN HAPPENED #ok im calm now #super calm #the calmest #covid-19 #mine #audrey speaks (even though absolutely no one asked her to)