#i am unfortunately back in my bullshit

[thats-highly-significant]

The inherent homoeroticism of 70s cop shows

#starsky and hutch #I'm back on my bullshit unfortunately #the number of scenes I could have used for this btw. Spoiled for choice is what I am #Also I now realize this show loved to do Starsky whump. They loved to put that man in a situation #Starsky gets a grievous gunshot wound and almost dies is the plot of two episodes. #The boots clip is from an episode where he gets injected with a chemical that will kill him in 24 hours if they don't get the antidote. #A day in the life amiright #sorry hutch if this looks gay to the viewers #mine

[wheretheresawyll]

"First Enchanter Orsino. You survive." "Your relief overwhelms me, Commander."

Jessica Lange as Knight-Commander Meredith Stannard Colm Feore as First Enchanter Orsino

#i am back on my meredith/orsino bullshit unfortunately #i forgot how much i enjoyed their characters #dragon age 2 #da2 #dragon age #meredith stannard #first enchanter orsino #orsino #meresino #jessica lange #colm feore #da fancast

[partiallypearl]

SCHOOLS OF THE OTHERWORLD:

MALACOY ACADEMY

Originally founded in 910, Malacoy Academy is second to Alfea’s lead in the training of young fairies and specialists. Located in the eastern cape of Solaria, MA is known in particular for it’s alumni, who are commonly involved in politics, and the arts.

@winxsource

#malacoy academy #fate the winx saga #ftws #ftwsedit #fatethewinxsagaedit #gifs #gif #*mine #winxsource #i am back on my bullshit #unfortunately

[todayisafridaynight]

I’m fairly new to the fandom, but I do have a question if you can answer it! Why do people ship Daigo with Aoki / Masato? I tried looking to see if they’ve interacted before, but couldn’t find anything! Sorry for asking I’m just </3 dumb AND I LOVE YOUR ART OF THEM!!! Nerd looking ahhhhhh

hi ! welcome to the community i hope you're having a lovely time so far and ty for enjoyin my stuff :) no need for apologies it's a very fair question to have :]

i cant speak for everyone (all. ten people into masadai anyway) but Personally To Me i just think the idea of them together is very funny. thats quite literally it im afraid..

#snap chats #//twenty page google doc in the background// ignore that. it's mostly for comedic purposes #might also be my fault idk sorry about that. allegedly. idk ive had like three people tell me they started to ship them cause of me 🧍‍♂️ #@mementoasts is another person who's drawn masadai and whose stuff i love and am inspod by .. i love their disneyland fic sm ... #there was another artist on twitter who posted a neat drawing of them but i cant remember who they were and i didnt bookmark it //screams// #recently there's been ANOTHER masadai artist ive started following on twitter - @wifekiryu. his account's n/s/f/w fyi before you go looking #he has a tumblr too @foxdies. i say cause i realized as much recently vjeaKLGJALKGJ #oh but I GUESS ill get deeper into why. /i/ personally ship masadai or whatever #first off they're opposing factions yet their character alignments Do Not Match their roles. stereotypically anyway #aoki who leads the 'surface' of society and is meant to be an admirable figure and someone 'just' when really. he sucks LMAO #though that's not atypical of politicians but just from a stereotypical This Is A Respectable Individual perspective of his role #daigo on the other hand leads the 'underbelly' of society- yk comprised of dangerous criminals and outcasts and whatnot #yet as we know him daigo's compassionate and considerate of his men- he doesnt treat them like tools like aoki does #if put in a room with the two daigo would be most people's choice of person to hang out with. probably open a trapdoor on aoki tbh #and i think thats really cool and epic i always love that kinda Subverting Expectations thing #theres also the fact they both started off like. edgy/angsty in the franchise and then brush up down the line #masato does a stronger 180. publicly. obviously but its still really funny they both have to get their act together #if you wanna talk about in-text reasons. there really is none LMAO I TELLS YOU masadai is pure crack #but if i wanted to pull a muscle reaching then there's daigo being on aoki's side while everyone else is on arakawa's during the funeral #im lying of course. mitsu was behind him. rgg tryna make me forget mitsu exist .... put him back in y8 .... #and ofc ichi joins that side to even out the seating but moving on another Goofy Reason is arakawa being like #'the chairman and my son are like p much the same age Surely he knows how he thinks :)' #and then i just think daigo being all smarmy about outsmarting aoki is really goofy and im choosing to interpret that as personal #they both also have issues with their dad. s. dad/s/. anyway. #tbh the google doc tag was a joke but i really could sit here and list every dumb reason why i think theyre funny together #like i started going over the tag limit so uhhhh yeah needless to say i have a lot of. dumb reasons 💀💀💀💀 #one day ill use the main text for long rambles like this but todays not that day Point Is my imagination is rampant im afraid #so the short and sweet of it is I Think It's Funny. And They'd Be Terrible Together. Which Is Why It's Funny. #and the unfortunate part is anything i find funny i obsess over for a year so. //gestures to the mountain of bullshit thats my masadai tag/

[overthestars-and-offtoneverland]

I'm sure no one else noticed

So, I noticed when I tag ASOUE stuff recently and I type "The Baud-" the tag comes out as "The Baudelaires" as opposed to "The Baudelaire Orphans" like it used to.

Like, I used to go out of my way to tag stuff as "The Baudelaire Children" but like... Did enough of us agree to not call them a kind of insulting moniker that the autotag changed or???

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #the baudelaires #why yes I am back on my bullshit thank you for noticing

[adozentothedawn]

And so it is done! Praise be our bird lady Hylea, even though she was a dick to me while making it.

I tried getting multiple different lighting situations, but unfortunately none are great. If we're getting some sunlight tomorrow maybe I'll post another one in natural light.

Now, eagle (hah) eyed viewers might notice that there are two different shades of pink in this banner. This is definitely on purpose and not cause I ran out of the first one and bought a wrong one to stock up and then only noticed when it was too late.

You might also notice that wings don't look like weaving. That is cause they aren't. While the egg and the top part honestly went amazingly well on the round loom, the wings unfortunately bend into the wrong direction for the most part so it looked garbage when I tried to weave it the way I do usually. I then tried to weave it on top of the background, using the weft as another warp, but didn't look great either. Then I got the idea to maybe use the fact that I branched out in textile arts recently and just try something completely different. I ended up using a backstitch basically, but through the string itself to make it stick in one line. Honestly I'm kinda proud of that thing, cause it did come out pretty good. (Except that the one top line somehow got too long which meant I had to staunch the right wing so it wouldn't look too off kilter but at that point it would have been ludicrous to try and fix it so I did my best to work around it.)

Tbh I was too lazy to look up proper rim techniques but hey it works, so whatever.

The next project will take a while for sure, because I have about 5 million Christmas ducks to crochet, so we'll see when I get back to it.

#pillars of eternity #art #crafts #weaving #hylea #my project #i am hyped about the wings #it was what we in austria call a fiaseloabeit #lots of tiny precise bullshit #but it turned out rather well i like to think #and i finally have something to add to fandom again! #tbh i have gotten a bit jealous with people suddenly showing up again and me not having anything to join in #i am busy with other things right now #but i will try to update Hildraed sometime maybe #i know i keep promising to go back to writing and then not doing it #but i am trying really #i am just unfortunately failing #i'll get to it someday #i really do still love these games #and i'm so happy more people appreciate them #it is motivating but unfortunately motivation is just always enough #But! #i have this done finally #and that does make me happy

[blondeforyou]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Smosh Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Damien Haas/Jacklyn Uweh Characters: Jacklyn Uweh, Damien Haas Additional Tags: Angst, Angst and Feels, Break Up, Miscommunication, Established Relationship, Ambiguous/Open Ending Summary:

Jackie's heart cracks, her mind freezes, and she has trouble finding her breath.

Oh. Oh, God.

Damien, to his credit, immediately notices that Jackie stiffens. She can tell that he's mentally backtracking, going over the transcript of his own dialogue, and can see when he stops on the fateful words. "Oh. Oh, God."

#Smoshblr #smosh fanfiction #My writing #dj khaled voice: another one #unfortunately i am back on my bullshit

[essektheylyss]

hot take: "Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene" goes SO hard and of all of Hozier's songs, it gets absolutely NO credit for slapping as much as it does.

#I used to have it on a playlist for a particular character and I might switch it but I AM keeping it for the project #because it absolutely slaps #also? yasha song. #yes I did switch from welcome to wildemount but unfortunately it is still november which means I must write 😔 #and SOMETHING THAT ISN'T FANFICTION DAMMIT #for ONCE brain I am bEGGING #but anyway it means I'm back on my tired immortals bullshit: gladiator edition #I'm sure that is not a deeply concerning premise to anyone who has read my work #'hmm wonder how this could POSSIBLY get more upsetting— here comes arena fighting to a false unachievable death with a steel chair!' #but I do have to go through this playlist to make sure that there isn't anything on it that does not go as hard as possible #I'm on song 5 of uh. 79. #however. it thus far is great. #the other four are ancient light; angels on neon wings; apex; black sails theme #and then it goes to black sheep. #is this a baffling set of songs? probably. alas.

[soupthatistohot]

i do plan on continuing my bsd re-read eventually, hopefully this month bc i should have a bit more time to devote to stuff that isn't school/work now... theoretically. if not, i'll definitely continue it over the summer tho!!!

#in general i want to reread bsd anyway bc i sped thru it the first time #and doing the analysis forces me to like actually digest the plot and character dynamics/development #i just am a college student and a chronic overcommitter so y'know #but i'll be back on my bullshit soon i promise #idc if ppl even read it #it's legit just me indulging in combining my special interests #also it's unfortunate that i decided to split my analysis of ch 6/7 into two parts... and then didn't do the 2nd part yet #whoops

[badolmen]

So funny how trauma will just kick you in the fucking teeth with the most random triggers.

#ra speaks #personal #watched the most recent quintin reviews vid which like yeah I went in with expectations of the content #and it’s not like I actively avoid stuff that depicts/discusses abuse I’ve been going to therapy long enough to know my most sensitive #triggers and stuff. but…idk something abt when he got to the drake bell section just set me off something fierce. #I’m all nerves and stress and self loathing/misplaced guilt from my own past bullshit #like brain can we please cool it we’ve been over this for years why you freaking the fuck out now? (I mean. logically. I know why #and how trauma works and that I’m just having emotional flashbacks but still. ugh.) #brain please be real niceys to me I have a meeting in an hour we cannot be having a panic attack. #you’re safe you’re good it wasn’t your fault etc etc can we please go back to being an adult more than a decade past all that? please??? #survived my meeting so I’m gonna vent abt this a bit more bc. let’s be real. #I don’t rememember a solid 3 years of my adolescence and it fucks w me sometimes. #I remember things before 4th grade. I remember 4th grade. then bam I’m in 8th going to high school. and like #I know logistically what happened. I know emotionally I hated/was so fucking scared of [redacted] until I finally left that fucking school. #it’s just. frustrating bc if I remembered maybe I’d feel more justified letting myself get upset abt it. but I don’t so suck it up buttercup #it probably wasn’t even that bad if you don’t actually remember it so pull it together. #hell for all you know it had nothing to do with [redacted] and you were just on bad meds/depressed and forgot three solid years of your life #after meeting [redacted] <- I am not convincing myself unfortunately.

[the-golden-ghost]

I think more Christmas media should open with a dead guy

#I watched A Christmas Carol twice in two days and am unfortunately back on my bullshit about it #however. I'm right about this #nothing says Tis The Season like a shitty old rich guy kicking the bucket and going to the Torment Nexus

[nikkashidashipper]

listening to the fnaf movie soundtrack actively losing my entire fucking mind

#the sheer amount of joy this movie brought up in me is absolutely fucking wild #like im obsessed. watched it again today. this was the second time. and counting. #unfortunately i do seem to be back on my springtrap bullshit so. #i am simply not immune to new and exciting springtrap content. i am sorry #fnaf #fnaf movie #t4lx.txt

[highkey-lowkey-as-hell]

“sona and eris” this, “zamaya and jenny” that, okay how about arsen and juniper?

#my phone almost died yesterday during my gearbreakers reread so unfortunately i had to stop #but i have charge and am back on my bullshit #anyways!!!!! ARSEN AND JUNE!!!!!!! #they deserved better!!!!!!!!!

[kimchokejin]

i was tagged by the rootinest tootinest @mindofnmn, the ra ra rasputinest @sugaggukkie​, and the snake in my bootinest @blueside-hobi​ to share the top songs i have on repeat right now. i wasn't sure how many to share so i'm just doing as many songs as i can fit into a screenshot...and since i have a big monitor i can fit 15 hehehehe why am i like this

tagging: @namjoonsmissingairpods, @mutedstring, @softertune​, and anyone else who would like to do this!

#tag: i'm it! #mindofnmn #sugaggukkie #blueside-hobi #namjoonsmissingairpods #mutedstring #softertune #unfortunately you've caught me back on my listening to the same 3 albums on repeat bullshit #which i haven't been on since 2020 #so either the albums are that good #i'm letting myself enjoy things more #or i am...regressing... #anyway time to gush about these songs sorry in advance #first off harry's album sounds SO nice very feel good oldies on a sunday morning and his most gorgeous vocals ever?? #daylight and satellite and music for a sushi restaurant are indeed my faves #but i cannot speak for a lot of the lyrics...esp cinema...i hate that it's so high up here but it's CATCHY #kehlani is in love and a witch now AND i'm going to her concert in sept couldn't ask for anything more tbh #renegade is a song for anyone who has ever loved an emotionally unavailable person #emotion sickness...i hate that i love this song the lyrics are so cringe but it appears i'm still nostalgic for old parachute #and the way the instrumental builds so smoothly through the second verse?? and things occasionally coming in on the off beat toward the end? #[chef's kiss] #slow song is such a bop just don't pay attention to the lyrics they're toxic as hell #the pandemic is NOT over...but that that is still a banger so i just bleep that line out when i listen to it #listen to bad love! watch the mv and a performance!! key didn't go that hard for nothing!!! one of my FAVE songs from last year #all night is literally one of the best sounding bts songs of all time and i feel like no one notices :( #i will say again mr. morale album of the year? experience of the year actually #it's pride month of course i'm listening to honey nonstop who do you think i am #and if you're into folksy singer-songwriters pls check out donovan woods if you've never heard of him his voice and lyrics are exquisite #highly underrated imo...most canadian artists i love are it seems #sorry again i don't know what comes over me sometimes lol

[kennabeth]

as someone who's seen both the x files and read the inkheart series do you also see a similarity between mulder and mo??? both of them have someone disappear in their lives and seem to perpetually victimize themselves because of it. also hot headed and kind of rash and self righteous. just realized this myself

congrats on sending my absolute favorite ask i've ever received omg

i 500% see exactly what you mean--i've been thinking about this the past few days and there are so many examples i think of mo's mulder-esque rashness but when basta says he's going to start maiming meggie in inkheart to make mo read and mo doesn't even change his expression or say anything and just pitches the mug of boiling water at basta's head has GOT to be something mulder actually did in the show. has to be.

idk if you're familiar with the absolute funniest txf post on the entire internet ("ever heard of the knife alien") but the energy coming off of that is the exactly how it feels when mo tries to explain how the reading thing works.

person: "there's no way that person over there is a book character you brought to life. that's just ridiculous"

mortimer: "ever heard of fucking magic"

and resa as samantha?? i could spend Y E A R S thinking on what that says about her since we never find out what happened for sure to samantha and honestly get to decide which of the possible options we like best.. which is so in-theme with inkheart in general i want to weep. samantha's story is always told FOR her and she never got the chance to have any agency in it which. whew. is so exactly what resa was furious about in inkdeath (how the inkworld is a world for men but she will not stand by and let them tell her story for her yk!!). even before we find out in inkheart that resa is alive and well (well. not really) there's so much speculation about where she could be, why she would have left (from the people who don't know she got sucked into the book), what she's like now that i refuse to believe cornelia didn't watch the sht out of txf and internalize it even by accident. ain't no way.

detour over--mo and mulder both just. THRIVE on being the designated Sad Boy in the room. mulder does because he's an attention whore but i think it's the only way mo feels validated in a grief he can never fully explain to people for fear of looking like he believes bigfoot came from the fucking moon. he certainly doesn't have peers he confides in even in a casual, non-magic-related capacity (all of the folcharts being such crippling loners is kind of funny; someone remind me to come back to that one day) so he needs everyone he comes into contact with to acknowledge his pain without letting them actually know him. so he--for lack of a better term--acts out and gets himself into the dumbest possible situations. always tells stories like he's the only one affected by whatever happened (unless the other possible victims are resa or meggie ofc) (and this isn't rabid dustfinger-stan!kenna talking, i'm thinking about the lack of empathy for fenoglio's grandchildren being traumatized, the dismissive "wow that sucks" when strolling players were killed because of him (although maybe we can argue he just didn't feel like meggie needed to hear that idk)).

all that's up until inkdeath which is so obviously and magnificently his book. his rise above victimhood to become the avenging angel fenoglio thought he was casting as cosimo is so gorgeously written i feel like i should send cornelia $50 for rereading privileges. and that's where he and mulder finally diverge i think--and it's not quite fair to mulder because so much of his character was dependent on duchovny but mans really just took tf off on his gf and their tiny baby, had no contact with her, took no responsibility, lowkey becoming scully's samantha for a while lmao.

#my apologies for how long this took to answer and for the other asks i still need to respond to #been a rough few weeks physically and mentally but i'm back bitches #unfortunately i'm back at 2 fucking am and will be having a bad day tomorrow because of it lmao #inkheart #mo folchart #says kenna #when this ask came through i was at work and had to go outside and take a deep breath that's how good an observation this is #also it feels so good to actually write on my computer #bullshitting in my tags on my phone is so fun but now i'm mad at all the good stuff i've said the past few weeks #that i left to rot in my tags #because i didn't want to turn my computer on

[iamjessemccartney]

🙃

#im gonna lose my mind and unfortunately not in a fun way #teacher im interning with texted me earlier telling me not to go in to school today bc she has covid #because ive been with her all week and she hasnt been wearing a mask at all i've been hella exposed #i had to drive to target to get tests because i took the One we'd had left in the pantry. and THEN found out it was expired #soon as i get in my car. turn it on. light that tells me i need air in my tires is on and i mean Immediately #i LITERALLY put air in my tires just under a month ago. i remember this because it was the first day of metro con. #and i did it on the way to the con. dressed as a fucking anime girl. #i decide i dont give enough of a shit about my tires because of that and bc i need to go fucking covid test myself so i drive to target #i park. as i pull into a space i FEEL my car do some fucking stupid shit. i go into the store. i come out. #i get to the first stop sign on my way out of the parking lot and i can tell my car is Sinking down on the front left tire #quarter of the way home my tire is completely flat #i get less than 2 minutes from the house. my car sounds like it's going to explode because im practically driving on my fuckin rims #and i have to call my mom to tail me the rest of the way in case my fucking car blows up or some shit #there was a HUGE fucking tear in my tire. #i take one of my new covid tests. comes back negative. go to sams club (masked) with my parents to get a new tire #i fucking get home and i get reminded of the fact that covid may not be detectable within the first few days :) #which means the plans i'd made for saturday had to be cancelled :) and while they have since been resolved i am Still #Upset #because today has just been BULLSHIT #by FAR i have had worse. but im having this day Right Now. and right now. i am upset.