#i am this 👌🏻 close to just leaving the group

[english-mace]

I never met a bandwagon I did not wish to saddle up for a ride, so...

if there was an evil fairy godmother not invited to my christening they were probably an 80s catholic biker folk guitarist with a foot-long beard, given the general demographics of my mother's social group, which may explain whatever curse caused <gestures weakly> all of that. absolutely none of which is my fault. in any way. no sir.

(but also if you did tick two or more TELL ME I'm fascinated, I will reward all such individuals with a custom photo of one of my extremely dubious succulents taken just for you 🌵👌🏻)

#in my defense beech leaves are PERFECTLY EDIBLE when young #don't do this if you can't identify 'em #also technically we didn't carry the water on distance hikes but we DID carry the purifying tabs so #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #hyperspecific poll #if you can't beat 'em

[asyourshadowfalls]

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