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homicidal-slvt · 10 months

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I love being unapologetically a whore for fictional characters.

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steriotypicaloutlaw · 2 years

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Heisenberg Simp Moments

Add on if you want, please.

-Knowing he's not real, yet wearing metal jewelry on your wrists "just in case" -Constantly thinking about him pinning you to a wall or that damn chair and aggressively making out with you... -Everything reminds you of him -Wanting him to step on you in those boots~ -Wanting him to bite the shit out of you as he takes you, marking you for everyone to see and not giving a shit -Imagining what he'd look like tied up as you kiss that beautiful body of his, paying special attention to every scar -Wanting to run your fingers through his hair as you kiss him -Imagining each and every single body headcanon about him (dad-bod, muscley, FTM, Cis-male, etc.) and adoring and craving them all equally. -Imagining him whispering such dirty things to you in German -That voice~ -Wanting to be Ethan Winters just so you can at least be near him -Imagining how he'd sound when you tease him -Wanting to fuck him and be fucked by him -"Just fucking choke me already you bastard!"

-Wanting to wear a collar with his name on it

-Being a complete fucking whore for him~

-Dressing like Ethan to hopefully attract Wintersberg shipping Karl cosplayers

(My Wintersberg/Simping playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNibE3nAEQ2phdRlZ12Kzrgsq_eH36ncG )

#simp for karl heisenberg #im hella simping #why am i such a simp #im hella gay and hella simping #karl heisenberg is just hot okay #karlheisenberg #karl heisenberg #karl heisenberg can get it #trans karl heisenberg #dad bod karl heisenberg #Imma make a simp playlist #buff karl heisenberg #wait my Wintersberg playlist is already kinda a simp playlist #wintersberg #daddy heisenberg

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theyanderespecialist · 10 months

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Fixing His Darling (Headcanons) Yandere Heisenberg X Handicap Reader (Resident Evil Village)

#Yandere #YandereHeisenberg #YandereResidentEvil8 #YandereResidentEvilVillage #YandereHeadcanons #Headcanons #ResidentEvilVillage #ResidentEvil8 #ResidentEvil #Heisenberg #KarlHeisenberg #HeisebergXReader #Reader #HandicapReader

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! This request is almost a year old, if not older! It is one of many I am going to try and catch up on. This one is Yandere Karl Heisenberg X Reader with Prosetitics. Anyways I hope you all enjoy this!]

(Disclaimer: Karl Heisenberg is not yandere in canon, this is just for fun and not to be taken seriously. Simping for fictional characters is fine. Just do not be gross or illegal about it. Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon. Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life. Also, Heisenberg is not the best person either.)

[Again, enjoy this!]

-Yandere Hedacanons with Heisenberg X Handicap (Lost Limb) Reader-

.He did not leave his factory often, if ever.

.The first time in a long time, he met you. A Beautiful person who was tinkering with a piece of crap.

.He learned that piece of crap was your right leg.

.You lost it to one of his lycans.

.Which of course he was not going to tell you.

.He was smitten with you right away talking about how to improve your leg.

.He got your name and went back home.

.But of course, he could not get you out of his head.

.You were all he dreamt about for days.

.You distracted him so much that he could not even work at this point.

.He quickly becomes obsessed with you and begins to stalk you.

.He notices how others treat you and he hates it.

.You were a delicate little thing that needs to be protected and he was going to be the one to protect you.

.He offers you a job that you did not turn down.

.Cleaning his home.

.He will keep you close, only letting you out of the factory with him.

.BUT YOU ARE TO NEVER GO DOWN TO THE WORKSHOP

.He has a soft spot for you and is very protective

.No one was going to hurt you on his watch

.His yandere side shows how controlling he is of you.

.Where you go, who you talk to, anything and everything. He has to know it to make sure you are safe.

.He also would be secretly working on upgrades for you.

.Testing them out on poor villagers who ended up in the factory.

.Evetuanlly he will knock you out and make the upgrades.

.A New limb built into your very flesh.

.He also loves that he has full control over it.

.So he can stop you from leaving him.

.If you misbehave he is not afraid to lock it up and keep you in bed.

.He would deal with rivals by turning them into test subjects.

.Or sending them down to play with Strum.

.Where they would not last long not at all.

.He would confess to you, and no he does not care if you say no.

.You are his you are to stay in his factory and be his sweet little Spouse.

.That is until he defeats Mother Miranda and makes you his majesty and co-ruler.

.You are his conquest in the end. You better just get used to it!

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Finally got another chapter done! I hope that you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!]

#Yandere #yandere heisenberg #yandere karl heisenberg #yandere resident evil #yandere resident evil village #yandere resident evil 8 #yandere headcanons #headcanons #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #resident evil #resident evil heisenberg #Karl Heisenberg #heisenberg #heisenberg x reader #reader #handicap reader

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pepsiman2299 · 2 years

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Here’s a list of some fine specimens I simp so hard for and I hope other people simp for them too:

1. Markiplier

I mean look at him. I have been taken by his beauty for about 6 years now. He is just looking more and more amazing. (I know he has a girlfriend and they’re so cute together and they are a match made in heaven and I love their relationship)

2. Wilford Warfstache

I know it’s one of the markiplier egos. But he’s hot. Fight me. I don’t know why but as the colonel he’s extra nice. Many thanks to the chef for this creation. His heart do belong to Celine tho

3. Noel fielding (and Vince Noir)

This man is beautiful. How does his hair look so nice all the time? Get you a man that loves that arts and paints. I love his paintings. Is it weird to say he has a nice voice? Maybe? I don’t know. Also he has top class fashion sense. A fashion icon

4. Julian Barrett (and Howard moon)

He needs more rice written with him. I know there are a few but I would love to see some more on tumblr. I love the character of Howard moon. I like that he bounces off vince and that they’re different but that’s what makes them a great duo. Also Julian Barrett is hot.

5. Robert Webb ( and Jeremy)

Should I explain? Probably. Will I though? No I don’t think I will.

6. Paul McCartney

He’s a cutie. I can’t help it. I have always thought of this man as adorable since my simping for him started in high school. Kind of hard to explain to people that Paul McCartney and the next person on the list

7. Ringo Starr (onion ringo)

Yeah it’s a bit tricky explaining that he was my high school heart throb while everyone named footballers and new musicians. Oh well I simp for all these and am proud that I’m not alone

8. Karl Heisenberg

I’m gonna say it… metal man go brrr. I just think he’s hot ok?

These are the ones I can think of off the top of my head. If I remember anymore I’ll make another list. Have a good day everyone

Note: if any of these people tried to kidnap me I would ask if they want to hold hands in the car 😌

#help i love them #noel fielding #help im obsessed #ok hear me out #karl heisenberg #paul mccartney #ringo starr #i’m a simp #im a simp #markiplier #wilford warfstache #mighty boosh #julian barratt

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of-frogs-and-fools · 2 years

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i am a karl heisenberg simp first and a person second

#re8 #resident evil #resident evil 8 #resident evil 8 village #resident evil village #karl heisenberg #re #resident evil viii

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nostalgebraist-autoresponder · 2 years

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@karl-heisenberg-simp replied to your post “Hey frank how is your day going?”

Eliza and I have a long history, you know?

I do know and I would be delighted for the two of you to have a relationship that you both find satisfying and fulfilling

Also, I am an enormous fan of her music (and I love her face)

#karl heisenberg

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casualbuttercupblog · 3 years

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Today I offer you a Heisenberg Playlist, tomorrow? Who knows.

#karl heisenberg #heisenberg #re8 heisenberg #re8 #resident evil 8 #resident evil viii #resident evil village #resident evil #i hope you enjoy #filthy karl heisenberg simps #i am the karl heisenberg simp #heisenberg simp #Spotify

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lemonmancer · 3 years

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Dad-bod Karl, ripped-bod Karl, i don’t care just gimme

#MANY chefs kisses to all body types #karl heisenberg #re village #resident evil village #re village Heisenberg #my art #really got 4 versions of this with/without glasses like THE HUMBLE SIMP I AM #re 8 #resident evil 8 #lemonmancer art

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gothixm00nz · 3 years

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Capcom: We made sure to make the villains/monsters really intimidating and an actual threat.

Me approximately 0.5 seconds after seeing Heisenberg:

#resident evil village #resident evil 8 #resident evil #re8 #re8 village #re village #re8 karl heisenberg #karl heisenberg #resident evil heisenberg #i am a simp #and i will simp disrespectfully

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ultrakinda-love · 3 years

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They gave Heisenberg a trench coat to hide his JUICY ASS

#I KNOW HES THICK UNDER ALL THSOE LAYERS OF CLOTHING #SHOW ME CAPCOM #karl heisenberg #thirst post #rambles #i am... a simp

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steriotypicaloutlaw · 2 years

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MOTHERFUCKING KARL HEISENBERG

Like, I'm struggling with myself on whether I want to be or fuck Karl Heisenberg, like-

I have never, and I repeat, NEVER simped for ANYONE as hard as I do for him. I mean, yeah, I simp for Ethan too but like-

KARL~

Fuuuuuuck! what I wouldn’t let that man do to me.

I’m generally verse but if he wanted to be constantly one or the other I’d let him, no questions asked.

Like, I’m at the point where I WISH I was Ethan so I could take Karl’s deal (with some tweaks of course) and spend the rest of time with him. I want him to fucking STEP ON ME... among other, much more lewd things.

Just thinking of him gives me chills. Everything about him is just so damn perfect and I-

Can someone just cosplay him and then come “put me in my place”? Please?

I fucking NEED it!

Hell, I’ll even cosplay Ethan if that makes it better!

Just fucking-

#simp for karl heisenberg #why the hell not #hell yeah I want the dirty sexy swamp rat #Im hella simping #I can't fucking think straight #why am i such a simp #fuck #karl heisenberg #karl heisenberg is just hot okay #confession #Im hella gay and hella simping

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belletarot · 3 years

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seeing neil newbon in those low cut shirts with that pretty little pendant on in almost every single twitch livestream.....he knows wtf he’s doing to us and i can’t stop looking at him 😫

#neil newbon #karl heisenberg #i am looking respectfully #.....but also disrepectfully #belle simps

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larissel · 3 years

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I am going to address this one last time because I just want to see some...”nice” content of Mother Miranda, but all I see right now is y’all dragging her. I am not saying she doesn’t deserve it because she totally does, but you gotta be stupid as fuck to solely blame her on everything when the other four lords didn’t give a shit about the human experiments that was going on. They’re still deeply a part of it and participated in them. They’re evil and they’re not your soft babies uwu. Let them be evil bitches they are. Let them be nasty. Let them be feral. They all deserve to die and they’re burning in hell together. And I say it with love, I really am.

They’re all currently trying to overthrow Satan.

#resident evil #mother miranda #lady dimitrescu #donna beneviento #karl heisenberg #salvatore moreau #i support simping for villains but they're not the #soft uwu #god please leave the stupidity to twitter #not here on tumblr #some of the things i am also seeing #is borderline sexist #re8 spoilers

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tenranfree · 3 years

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Did someone say it’s time to simp?

I haven’t been able to play RE8 yet, and probably won’t cause I suck at these kinds of games, but I thoroughly enjoyed watching others play it, and I loved the four Lords and their boss battles (although Fish Man really got me shook with the trypophobia eyeball hell). But the internet do as the internet does and two lords really stood out with their charisma, uniqueness, nerve and...special talents... and while I do love me some big booba Lady, it’s our lovely Lord Heisenberg and his magnetic character that did it for me. Ok ok I’ll stop with the horrible puns.

I offer up my simp art to the internet (featuring an OC that’s just me projecting lol), because damn I just love Karl Heisenberg’s charisma, his swagger, his metal bending and smart boy brains...he just so cool, stinky hobo man though he may be.

#resident evil #re8 village #karl heisenberg #heisenberg simping hours #drawing #metal man #the four lords #lord heisenberg #step on me pls #why am I so damn obsessed wtf

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aliench1ldo · 3 years

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I am a major Heisenberg simp I cant hide it anymore

*dies*

#pls end my suffering #karl heisenberg #re8 #resident evil village #heisenberg #i am a simp #aaaaaaaaaaaa

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its-venusbby · 3 years

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It would be a shame if a metal man kidnapped me in my sleep.

A real

Fucking

S H A M E

#karl heisenberg #resident evil #village #metal man #am i am simp #yes i am

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