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#i am the funniest person alive
whoisandyloam · 2 months
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Biology rizz: I'm jealous of your heart because it's pounding inside of you and I am not.
Volcanologist rizz: damn girl are you volcanic ash and spatter? Because you’re intoxicating
Historical rizz: they’ll call me patron of the arts the way I’m paying for furry porn
Econ rizz: baby, I‘ve got the supplies, the question is, do you have the demand.
Environmental science rizz: I must be the climate crisis the way your ignoring me
Physics rizz: looks like you forgot to account for my gravitational pull
Philosophy rizz: I stopped checking for monsters under the bed when I realized society was the monster
Chemistry rizz: Call me Marie curie bc a hug without u would be life ending
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peppered-moths · 1 year
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hi! i'm scott smajor and this is my husband jimmy and this is jimmy's boyfriend tango and this is tango's sworn polycule, impulse, skizz, and etho, and this is etho and impulse's ex bdubs (and etho's other ex joel is over there) and this is bdubs' mom/ex cleo and this is cleo's other son scar and this is scar's soulmate grian and this is grian's affair partner bigb and his roommate pearl and this is bigb's dog/soulmate ren and this is ren's homosexually-charged 'hand and king' relationship partner martyn. also martyn's my boyfriend.
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drsteggy · 6 months
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I did finish my shield and I am very pleased with it.
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On the left, the first version, which I finished about a year ago.
On the right, the one I finished today. It’s a little thicker and has better straps. It’s not mirrored- I put the first one together wrong but didn’t realize it. It has magic powers.
Look:
Like really I feel this is my finest work and I look forward to building a bunch of stupid thing to fuse to this shield
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I crack myself up.
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chongoblog · 1 year
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dont let me go in public
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nat-stimmy · 1 year
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Red Lipped Walking Batfish stimboard!  X / X / X  X / X / X  X / X / X
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stonesparrow · 2 years
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narcpocalypse · 1 month
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I had a dream where Hunter Schafer went to Hunter College to study Hunting while watching Hunter x Hunter while eating fries with Hunts ketchup while wearing Hunter boots
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this is serious. you're invading lesbian spaces
wish a lesbian would invade my spaces
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madseacapt · 2 years
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but consider... 
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goinginsanesstuff · 5 months
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I’m so insufferably annoying and I should honestly just shut the fuck up.
But at the same time I do truly believe that I’m the funniest person in the room ,you just don’t get it.
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angelicaexists · 10 months
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I thought of this and I had to draw it immediately
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ashitshowforalot · 6 months
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this is gay on gay crime so i had to respond accordingly
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:)
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ayumunoya · 10 months
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Anyway can't wait to get back to Uni again. I am still insane but I will study rocks so it will keep me GROUNDED.
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ear-motif · 10 months
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my favorite is characters with no childhood trauma being some of the most fucked-up ones in the cast. By that I mean will graham and izumi iori. yes will graham is getting traumatized in the present but so is iori. for example he has to pretend to be cis and het. and neurotypical
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hopepetal · 1 year
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zera its the tits
the boobwindow fic is popular bc mcyt tumblr is always after tits
trust me
im speaking from experience
What makes you think that
What ever could've happened to make you think mcyt Tumblr wants tits
Surely they want more than that
Surely
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viktoriamagrey · 5 months
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Life has very funny ways of getting rid of stuff that's not needed for you, and this can sometimes make you feel conflicted. For instance: I just lost my CTRL key because the keycap flew away when my keyboard fell down. This has pros and cons.
Cons: Aesthetically infuriating.
Pros: This happens to be the key that stopped working months ago.
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