Shut up.
His curls are everything.
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Skk and sskk going on a double date.
Chuuya: and then Dazai said that we are fated to—
Dazai: *chokes on breadsticks* THAT DID NOT HAPPEN
Atsushi: and then Akutagawa's mouth is on my neck—
Akutagawa: *rashoumons the table in half*
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I can't get the idea of a Badger shifter reader out of my head. Like 141 read their file (or whatever) and are expecting a cute European badger but instead they are the feral rattlesnake eating American badger that will fuck you up
Okay okay I had to do a bit of research but!
European badgers are social creatures who live in family groups, and they hibernate. So their weight fluctuates but looks like 15-29 pounds in spring, and 33-37 pounds before the winter sleep. They're cute! Excellent animal
The American badger, on the other hand, has bigass foreclaws. They apparently do not hibernate, but do become less active in the winter. Males are slightly bigger than females, averaging 19 pounds for a male and 14-16 pounds for a female. American badgers have also been recorded hunting with a coyote! Which leads to more successful hunts for the coyote. Badass.
So it looks like in terms of size these guys are pretty comparable. I think the big difference is the diet. The American badger will eat ANYTHING: rattlesnakes, ground nesting birds and eggs, small mammals, insects, small lizards, and some vegetation such as corn, sunflower seeds, and peas. The European (or Eurasian) badger by contrast is also technically a carnivore, feeding on small mammals and birds and carrion, but also feeds on a wide variety of plants.
So the 141 is expecting a social mostly peaceable little badger buddy... and they get a no-fucks-given will eat rattlesnakes American badger. That would be absolutely hysterical. None of them intimidate badger in the least.
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Reading Jane Eyre and nobody told me that Mr Rochester flirts really badly with Jane on their second meeting and that Jane has no time for this bullshit
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........wait a second... that looks familiar...
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*WBY + J fighting with CC’d Neo*
*the sad P’s appear*
everyone: Noooo! CRWBY how DARE YOU
me: YASSSS. GIMME MORE
also this shot. this is a shot that kills right here
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OFMD s2 took every twisted fanfic idea @alexsrousseau and I had about what Ed and Izzy's dynamic would look like post-Stede and just *made them 10x worse*
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the way they all seem so shaken when they realize the Black Ajah really exists...
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SHINee wearing skirts is resurrecting me
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monaco heard everyone complaining how boring it is and decided to be That Bitch
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*AHSOKA SPOILERS EP 3*
I just watched Ep 3 and it was so awesome! Sassy Huyang is everything to me and I almost fell out off my couch when he mentioned the disaster lineage 😂 Highlights for me would probably be Sabine attempting to use the force and failing miserably, Huyang being blunt as hell, JACEN SYNDULLA APPEARANCE he’s so precious omg, purgils live action and Ahsoka being the badass she is by pulling a Plo Koon and fighting on top of a ship in space. That is all! Here’s a little Ahsoka portrait to celebrate Tano Tuesday! Enjoy 💙 INSTAGRAM
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