#i am groot
groot aesthetic 🥰✨‼️
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a headcanon we came up with during the stream where veil kept disconnecting
during the stream veil kept "blacking out" whenever they got near a lot of leaves. the headcanon is, that the leaves are actually poisonous to people. T was fine the whole time though.
that's because T is actually a sentient plant. they get their nutrition through skin. T only pretends to eat human food so they're not suspicious. it also explains the whole mask thing.
i hope one day plant T will be comfortable enough to show who they really are. may they not be afraid of being their true self KEKW.
loki just spoke latin
i can't even enjoy my shows in peace without being bothered by this stupid language
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After shocking news that DC wouldn’t allow Batman to eat out Catwoman, we thought we would do a thread on which Superheroes do actually eat Pussy 🐱
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If someone were to observe me and caption my thoughts while scrolling through my dash, it would be a lot of “yes” and “that is correct”
But when you look at what I’m talking about, it’s all just photos of possums, frogs, flowers, and bread with no end
@outlawiism Asked: ❝ thanks for listening to me complain. ❞ for Groot!
Baby Groot blinked at the thanks from where he sat on Peter’s lap, processing the meaning of the words slowly before answering him.
“I am groot?” <Isn’t that what family does?>
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I AM GROOT SERIES
I AM GROOT SERIES
I AM GROOT SERIES: The December 2020 Investor Day presentation, this series will be a collection of animated shorts featuring Baby Groot. It is unclear if the other Guardians will appear in some capacity, but “several new and unusual characters” will be introduced.
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Hey ladies...the IamGroot guy is back with a new profile but attempting the same old shit. Now he’s just trying to get your snap info and take it off tumblr. He’s definitely got his story down...🙄
i walk out my room to take a piss (i am hammered from sleeping meds) and take huge steps, like, i am a gazelle taking pride in her stride. anyway i'm like off balance a bit and with all my arrogance and determination, i take a big step and with gusto, i launch my right should directly into the doorframe, who seems unimpressed. i almost fall down to the ground, but my gymnast reflexes kick in and i regain my balance without embarassing myself. i look at the doorframe, who still hasn't moved, and i wonder, why is he the way he is? lonely? unmoving? reliable? oh how i wronged him! i weep as i realize it was but a mistake! i mistook to thunk. and walked too hardly, right into - the doorframe. but his gentle shoulder caught me, and i am sorry, but he says everything is alright now. i get up, apologize and wolk through the door like a normal person again.
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I am groot!!
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[Podfic] I Am Groot
"I Am Groot". I am Groot, I am Groot. I am Groot.
A fanfiction by sherlocksmyth, read by Rionaa
Listen to it on AO3!
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🌳🪵🪴I AM GROOT🪴🪵🌳
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Is there a Groot roleplay blog that answers all asks with “I am Groot” asking for a friend
Inumaki Toge reminds me of Groot or he is Groot?
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there's a fic on ao3 that's explicit porn from the perspective of groot. i'm sure it's very steamy and fun, but unfortunately i don't speak groot, so all i'm reading is "i am groot" over and over again. if you sort by kudos and nothing else, this is the top fic on the entire site. if you don't believe me, here's the link
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I AM GROOT
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Acephobes: Asexuals are plants.
Me, an asexual: I am Groot.
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