#i am but a vessel for pasta and that's valid :: ooc

[themulberrytree]

read priory. none of the pov characters are straight.

#ead? lesbian #niclays? gay #tané and loth???? both confirmed to be somewhere on the ace spectrum #everyone is winning here guys #i am but a vessel for pasta and that's valid :: ooc

[themulberrytree]

one of these days i’m gonna make a hairy potter oc who is native american, just so i can take a dump all over jerkr’s ilvermonry bullshit, and she’ll go on this blog. but.

i gotta stop hating every fucking character i create first.

#i am but a vessel for pasta and that's valid :: ooc #there is a reason i never write OCs #i get bored of everysingle one i've ever created #but maybe spite will be enough fuel

[themulberrytree]

anyway my native american hp oc that i will probably never fully create? she blows up illvermorny.

#god i hate ilvermorney and everything it stands for #jkr: native americans can go to this school! they trust this white hoe to teach their kids! #like bitch....no they would not #and second #all those native tribes from north america #would have a MUCH harder time communicating than bunch of white europeans #do you have ANY idea how complex and diverse the languages are??? holy fFUCK and fuck off #i am but a vessel for pasta and that's valid :: ooc

[themulberrytree]

i can’t believe there was ever a time when i thought i was straight, when i was born on bisexual visibility day.

#i am but a vessel for pasta and that's valid :: ooc #anyway catch me ignoring all my coworkers texting me happy birthday #can't a gal pretend for one day that capitalism isn't real?????

[themulberrytree]

Smth y'all should know about me is that my reply speed on threads is either very fast or very slow, there is rarely a medium. And I have never in my life used the queue to post replies and I probably never will.

#I am but a vessel for pasta and that's valid :: ooc #mobile blogging

[themulberrytree]

one of my true passions in life is bullying people into reading the pri.ory of the or,an.ge tree. so consider this me bullying you to fucking read it!

#i am but a vessel for pasta and that's valid :: ooc #this blog's url is a direct reference to the book #since the idea for a hub came from me wanting to write #so many fucking priory muses #ANYWAY READ IT

[themulberrytree]

if u need to know what kind of person i am: i am the kind of person who spends two hours trying to come up with the proper motivation to go to the grocery store.

#i am but a vessel for pasta and that's valid :: ooc #given the times we live in....i hate them more than usual #i only need a FEW things #could probably be in and out in ten minutes #but still i have not gone

[themulberrytree]

el.liot broo.ks is a great booktuber and all......but some of her Opinions on the st/ormlight ar/ch.ive are......hmmmmm.

#she says stuff and it makes me question if she's actually read more than the first book lmafo #the character development certain people have gone through #seems a lil Lost on her #u can not like a character #but it's weird to me when development is straight up ignored BECAUSE u donut like them #i am but a vessel for pasta and that's valid :: ooc

[themulberrytree]

trying to set up out new rowing machine and i am legitimately contemplating murder.

#they COULD NOT have made everything moree difficult to get out of the box #and one of the screws just won't fucking go in straight #i've been working at this for ten minutes #i am going to murder someone in a rage i h8 this #i am but a vessel for pasta and that's valid :: ooc

[themulberrytree]

on some of my side blogs, there will be a secondary rules page. these will be very short and will mostly be used as a space to talk about possible canon divergences, a more through run down on triggers that will be present, or perhaps will contain links to important meta. this is so that not everyone has to read all this on the mains rules page. not everyone is gonna want to follow shallan or the wives, so they shouldn’t have to wade through all that just to get to more relevant rules.

#i am but a vessel for pasta and that's valid :: ooc #this is just me trying to be more accessible #and less cluttered

[themulberrytree]

when personal blogs.....get a hold on one of ur posts....end me.

#i'm gonna have to delete the damn thing off my blog #to avoid getting notifs jfc #i am but a vessel for pasta and that's valid :: ooc

[themulberrytree]

🙃

#I'm about to run a 4 hour dance practice #with an 11 month baby in tow bc husband is also working #and my girls are more concerned with how cute my kid is #than anything else #girls pls it's a baby #they are cute by default #anyway pray for me I'm tired and so is the little one lmafo #i am but a vessel for pasta and that's valid :: ooc #mobile blogging

[themulberrytree]

hi, i donut mean to be rude but uhhh. why are tor’s (the publishing company) mass market paperbacks such shit quality?? i am nice to my books, but i brought home warbreaker and before i’d really even gotten into reading it, the paint on the spine was cracking, and parts of the cover were flaking off. the back cover feels like it’s gonna fall off.

now i haven’t even started mistborn.....but the paperback for that one is ALREADY showing wear. and i brought it home today, where i immediately put it on the shelf. who do i gotta yell at about this lack of quality jfc.

#:: DO NOT REBLOG :: #pretty sure the only reason the stormlight archive books didn't fall apart was bc they HAD to use better quality everything #since all the books are over 1000 pages #and i also didn't buy the mass market paperbacks #but like lmafo really #i am Annoyed #i am but a vessel for pasta and that's valid :: ooc

[themulberrytree]

idk if i’m actually tired or not bc 9:30 is early for me but i think i’ll try to read more of warbreaker. i’m just kinda waiting for someone to realize that they never gave the god king sex ed at this point and i’m confused as to why that’s not happened yet.

#the sex ed part not the actual sex #i don't give a shit about that #also interesting to see azure's origin story lmafo #i now understand why everyone thought i was fucking weird for reading way of kings before any other cosmere book #whoops #probably would've never read a single sanderson book otherwise tbh #anyway read the stormlight archive guys goodnight #i am but a vessel for pasta and that's valid :: ooc

[themulberrytree]

hmm good morning people! i just wanna say, whatever you’re feeling about the most recent news here in the us? you’re valid. your feelings are valid and this is a messy situation.

#people gald he's sick and hope it goes south for him? valid #he's violently oppressed so many #people wanting him to get better bc if he doesn't it could be more of a political mess? valid #people who don't know how to feel? valid. #it's a mess it's understandable that feelings are all over #i'm not interested in discussing this #i just want you to know i feel y'all #i'm not here to talk about what i'm feeling either #bc mostly i want to keep that kind of shit OFF this blog #but this is a pretty big thing #you can have your feelings #your feelings can change too as this unfolds #i am but a vessel for pasta and that's valid :: ooc #politics cw

[themulberrytree]

some of the music that they preformed at the london olympics opening ceremonies just came on on my shuffle and i haven’t listened to it in years but like???? i got a lil teary eyed bc my bitch ass was there! all those pandemonium drummers? bitch i felt that.

#england deserves to be roasted all the time for a lot of things #but that was a good ass show they put on #even if there were inaccuracies #i am but a vessel for pasta and that's valid :: ooc #i'm a lil sad now bc #i love.....the olympics.....and they didn't happen this year #and who knows if we'll get em next year with everything going on