#i am bad at making bad puns

[normal-person-i-promise]

bad sansuary day four: compliments

In which Sans compliments you with no mercy for your red face.

prompt list here

horrortale belongs to sour apple studios

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"hey. honey."

You look up from your book to see your boney boyfriend staring at you intently, his gaze intense, almost frightening.

He scoots closer to you on the bed, reaching a hand out and cradling your cheek. He draws his thumb over the edge of your eye sockets, sighing dreamily.

"you have beautiful eyes."

You clear your throat as a blush forms at his words, looking back down to your book as an excuse to avoid his gaze.

"...Thank you, Sans."

He removes his hand and shuffles on the bed to get closer to you, taking your book out of your hands and shutting it. He puts it to the side before he draws his attention back to you.

"...can't believe i'm dating someone so pretty."

He cradles your cheek, brushing a thumb across it delicately. He chuckles, the low tone sending shivers down your spine as he tucks a strand of hair behind your ear, your cheeks darkening a few shades.

"soft hair."

He looks at you, watching as your face gets redder and redder with every word he says.

He grins as he draws his hand back.

"you're pretty cute when you're flustered, you know..."

His grin widens, and he comes very close.

"and i know exactly what would make you redder."

He looks at you with that red eye, a mischievous glint in it.

He moves closer, positioned on top of you. His legs were to either side of you as he leans in closer and closer, his hands to the left and right of your head. You were pinned against the headboard.

He kisses you, pressing his teeth to your lips delicately, sighing.

When he pulls away, he grins lazily, his gaze unmoving from your red face.

"...softest lips, too..."

#im so so bad at puns i am so so sorry hes not makinf puns #please imagine him making puns #sans x reader #horrortale #horror sans #horror sans x reader #badsansuary #words on a page

[i-dont-know-how-this-site-works]

So.

Out of 6 people in the batch, 3 are gone now.

*soup clone voice*"The Bad Batch? More like, the Half Batch."

#the bad batch #the bad bad spoilers #tbb tech #tbb echo #tbb hunter #tbb omega #tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair #soup clone #yes I am coping by making terrible puns and jokes #is that so wrong?

[nachosforfree]

Laying in bed and drawing soriel

#Unfortunately the amount of stuff i make of them is limited by the fact I am bad at coming up with puns #Em draws shit #Art #Doodle #Soriel #Undertale

[starrspice]

I haven’t done a meet the artist in 2 years let’s goooo

FIRST AND FOREMOST:

My Socials

My art Commissions

My Ao3

My FNAF AUs (mostly Sun and Moon related)

Cherub AU

Muse AU

Biker AU

Camp AU

Sorcerer AU

Babysitter AU

RPG AU (WIP)

Stranded AU (Monty)

Princess Quest/Amnesia AU

I know I have another sona posted here but that one is mostly for streaming! This is how I prefer to draw myself tbh

Anyways Hi HELLO If You’re new to my page I’m StarrSpice! Feel free to call me Starr!

I’m an aspiring animation student, and a cartoonist, but I mostly do fanart or commission work for small streamers!

#meet the artist #my art #art sona #sona #my sona #toon sona #toon me #meet the artist 2022 #digital art #introductions #about me #it me! #there I am #just a littol creature #here to gush about fandoms #and make bad puns #ocs #my ocs #my ocs my beloved #oc stuff #sona art

[frogshunnedshadows]

Doc without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm.

With apologies to @doctor-direst, Fatboy Slim, Christopher Walken, Bootsy Collins, and the estate of Frank Herbert.

#walk without rhythm #plague doctor #fatboy slim #christopher walken #weapon of choice #music video #parody #humor #pun #bad puns #i am late to this #but #i make up for it by having #terrible ideas

[brokendownhearse]

First, cocaine washed up on Australian beaches on Christmas. Then cocaine washed up on Australian beaches over Easter. This is just plain blasphemous - I'm drawing a line in the sand.

#is it a bad pun? #yes #am i making it anyway? #also yes #drugs mention #australia

[purplecatghostposts]

Future Donnie after meeting Past Leo: Is it possible to get the Cain Instinct for a past version of your not-really-twin twin brother? Asking for a friend.

#rottmnt #future donatello #rottmnt leo #we’re silly posting #Future Donnie WOULD kill for past Leo don’t get me wrong #anyone who touches him would be killed on sight #However. #That’s a younger version of his twin brother. #the Cain instincts activate the second Leo makes a bad pun #though I do imagine Future Donnie does end up laughing at one or two because he misses this version of his brother #one that was carefree y’know? #Why am I getting angsty in the tags of a silly post. how did that happen.

[pixxyofice]

i can fix her (make her like bad puns)

#hi-fi rush #hi fi rush #korsica #korsica hi-fi rush #listen i am a bad pun enjoyer. i will make her like bad puns

[insecateur]

Me, looking at vulgar french words for penis: Oh neat they also have Verga

Also tbt to the time a teacher of mine said "Le bilo bitte" instead of Bic and we spent a full hour laughing

"verge" is commonly used in french smut and is at least marginally better than "membre" which is a nightmare imo. "organe" is another euphemism which i feel like you need to be very confident in order to pull off. i haven't written smut in french in so long i'd like to write some this year

"bite" is always funny altho i do think going a step further and reaching for "teub" gives it a real special flavor

#la réponse d #also bite is just always a riot in english. #french smut is a lot less vulgar than in english in general funnily enough at least in fic #people will use euphemisms for everything. even in like pwp #i saw 'bite' only in like. two fics back when i was researching for my in-universe fanfiction #i do have a soft spot for 'verge' tho even if it's silly #when i was writing the bad french smut i wanted to try and use 'engin' somewhere but couldn't do it #i do think augustine would use 'engin' to talk about lysandre's dick to aggravate him tho. #would probably make puns and jokes about him being an engineer. #anyway sorry for going in a tangent i am still shiniless and suffering💔 #talking about funny peepee words helps #WHY DID A BUNCH OF THE WORDS GET ADDED AS TAGS LMFAO. #ohhhh it's bc i forgot not to use quotes oughhhhhhh brain empty #okay i'll fix this on pc later but first missing word was bite. second was uhh i think verge. last was ENGIN #my tags are ruined but i'm not retyping all that sry #i fixed it on pc.

[jamiethebeeart]

The Black Cat AU by @im-totally-not-an-alien-2 specifically this post mentioning the wanted poster pictures (x) because it's hilarious

#cat eye #danny phantom #dani phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #fanart #decided against white accents (since they're supposed to be thieves) but the idea of nicknames like mittens?!?!?!? couldn't resist at least #making them gray... like a little tabby cat #went with something a little less formfitting for dani since on one of the posts it mentions she looks 9? #realized too late that there's no mention of alley cat's outfit BUT it did mention a blindfold and cat ears and that was too cute to passup #for some reason red lipstick seemed to fit danny more than the green (because i'm a sucker for including ghost green when theyre human) #they have eyeliner. haha get it? couldn't resist that pun sorry #im not saying imagine danny with tabby markings on his catsuit back in that gray BUT that's exactly what im saying #i AM bad at clothing design why do you ask /lh #isn't very apparent but dani has like??? a tank over a formfitting turtleneck. basically keep the theme but make it more age appropriate #tumblr please don't rearrange my tags again when this posts

[eatonear]

whether it's pregnancy cravings or gay feelings sometimes we all want to eat an ear! right? right?... if you cook or bake some ear shaped food (or simply ear themed. that counts for an eat an ear event) make sure to @ me so everyone can appreciate your efforts. tell me the recipe if you want, i'm all ears👂🏻

#yellowjackets #feel free to send a link to the post (through dms or an ask) as well in case i miss it #listen. i just think its a fun idea if it flops it flops #but i Am gonna try to bake ear shaped cookies and if they look bad so be it #main is lottieurl btw #the url here WOULD be eatanear if i didnt realise just before making this blog that i can sneak courtney eaton's name into this #its a safe space for pun enjoyers its abt ear shaped food for gods sake

[starpros-sunshine]

Putting the eccentrics in everyday 'just some guy' situations is something that can be so therapeutic actually

#it feels silly when I say it like this but it just makes me happy to imagine Chiaki taking Kanata grocery shopping with him #or Wataru taking a nap stuff like that yanno #make the extravagant guys do 'just some guy' things cause honestly I think they deserve that #could do that with other characters too and am doing that with other characters too but with the eccentrics it's a different thing #I have no idea how to explain that in a way that would make sense #but I suppose it's because most other characters weren't really put on that pedestal #and also I just really love the eccentrics #I've been wanting to read meteor impact but I'm 100% certain I am not emotionally prepared for the impact that'll have on my feelings #wanted to make a bad pun but that one'd be too bad even for my standards #enstars #hibiki wataru #rei sakuma #kanata shinkai #shu itsuki #natsume sakasaki

[doctor-fancy-pants]

Look, I gotta make my own fun

So I was trying to figure out strumming pattern for a song I'd written - and I'd written the melody etc. and worked out key and such ages ago, and then scribbled some rough chords in to come back to later, right? But I'd left that one sitting for a while. And tonight I picked it up to work on again, and I was thinking how weird it was that I'd written the key at the top as "E minor" and then had a bunch of E major chords in it, and because of the… look it's a slightly odd song, my music knowledge is sadly limited in technicality so I don't know why it sounded fine with all those E majors in it...

(this song does not have many chords. It has… four. One of those only occurs once. The others are A minor and B minor.)

But it did sound perfectly okay with the E majors. ANYWAYS. I thought, "hmm, since I did apparently decide it was in E minor, I'm gonna try and play it with E minor, just in case I was a doofus and forgot to write the little 'm' next to the E when I was writing this out…" and MYSTERIOUSLY... yes, it sounds way better.

Hypothesis tested and supported, so I started scribbling the little m next to all the Es and began declaring loudly: "...and YOU are a minor and YOU are a minor and the B minor and the A minor and ALL you freaking E minors, that's right, NONE OF YOU CAN DRIVE. OR DRINK. OR VOTE. why? BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL MINORS."

pause

"Except for that one D suspended fourth. I think that one can drink. THE REST OF YOU ARE UNDERAGE, GET OUT OF MY BAR."

(this is a win because this is possibly the worst music pun I have ever made, I am so proud of myself)

#I wish I knew the time signature so I could make a bar pun #I am too much of a music noob at this point #songwriting adventures #bad puns #bad puns are the best puns #okay but what did the D chord do to get suspended #oh man this is just a rich text I gotta call it here #oh no I figured out the D chord pun and now I have to add it

[moonmeg]

“a w(h)ittle”

you have committed a crime. You are being charged with pun. This offense is punishable by death.

but you make good art. Therefore, your sentence has been reduced to nothing. Continue to more good art when you feel like it. Court dismissed.

This is the second bad pun I made today... the first being this

I am sorry. It will happen again.

#i make bad puns a lot #am i... a dad? #👁👁

[fuck-off-im-ace]

Shitty Warrior Nun gifset but its all the scenes that still make me laugh after too many rewatches

#i am not good at gifs and the lighting of this show isnt making it easy on me huh #why is it always so dark?? #and weirdly colored?? #anyway #these moments are so random and so funny to me #in love with the camila/superion/yasmine comedic trio #love their dynamic #honorary mention to the bad puns we heard this season #warrior nun drops on thursday?!?!?!?!?! #warrior nun season 2 #sister camila #sister yasmine #sister beatrice #mother superion

[pulchrasilva]

Blood in the bayou? More like blood in the biou amirite

#jrwi bitb #i am once again making bad puns