You've never beaten Draxum in rock paper scissors. Therefore, when you tried to solve some everyday issues with the help of this game, you were defeated, but sometimes Draxum gives in to you. He admits it after a while, but he likes to see your joyful face
Big mama
Big mom loves to spoil you and it's no secret, but if you spoil her, she breaks up. It's not necessarily something expensive, she enjoys every little thing that you give her, even a keychain makes her smile big
Hypnopotamus
Hypno brings home stray animals. There's nothing you can do about it, because the animals are really cute. So while Hypno takes care of them, you find them loving homes and good shelters via the Internet
Warren Stone
Because of his small stature, it is difficult for Warren to do some chores around the house. Therefore, he uses you as a ladder to help you on business. It wipes the dust on the upper shelves well. But you are the only one washing dishes
Meat Sweats
Meat Sweats prepares food for you to work or study. He always packs it in nice lunch boxes and you have a note with wishes for a good day. But he will deny everything if you ask him about it.
Repo Mantis
Repo likes to cuddle. But sometimes it can be problematic because of its spikes, they are quite sharp. You have come up with a way to throw a blanket over his body and hug him. It's safe and soft - double the fun
Donnie: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Donnie: i became more evil if you’re curious
Raph: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Donnie: i’m going to get worse on purpose
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Splinter, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Draxum: You did WHAT–
Mikey: William Snakepeare
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Warren, tending to Hypno's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Hypno: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Repo: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Leo: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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Big Mama: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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April: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Cassandra: You mean literally or figuratively?
April: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Huginn: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Muninn: You need to stop.
One thing I think about a lot is that the voice actors for Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are so perfect. Each one of them truly brings their character to life and I can never get tired of how expressive their voices are!! They add so much to their characters! Their various tones— just everything is so so good. I cannot believe more people do not really mention this??? Seriously like their voice acting is just so amazing! In snow day where they sung I was not expecting that but I was so pleasantly surprised!! I cannot express how much I love and how fitting the voice actors are I am so !!!!
A gun pops up next to Risky Boots and she's alarmed.
Risky Boots: "Ah! Who are you??"
Nega-Shantae: (wearing a black cloak, a face mask and a masquerade mask) "It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. You should have respected my authority."
Pirate Master, Ammo Baron, Techno Baron, Squid Baron, Hypno Baron, Twitch, Vinegar and Empress Siren arrive in the same cloak and masks as Nega-Shantae to haul Risky Boots out and beat her up.
Hope you don't mind me asking but would Ron and Warren (No crime au) ever meet Baron?? Given that he's the cause for everyone's mutation? :0
I love this question! (and please feel free to ask as many as you’d like! I love talking about this AU :] )
Ron and Warren do end up meeting Baron Draxum through incredibly funny circumstances. They already knew of the guy from the turtles mentioning him off-handedly (Leo specifically bringing up the “he threw me off a roof!” thing), so they know who he is. They end up meeting him in person in this AU’s version of The Evil League of Mutants, where Draxum summons all of these totally normal guys to his “let’s kill my kids who keep fucking my plans up” meeting. He ignores that they are all cloaking (except for the Sando Bros who are completely on-board with all of this because they are freaks). So the other guys are just very uncomfortable. To be fair, none of the other side ‘villains’ have ever meet or encountered the turtles at all at this point so they are extremely confused as to why gay John Cena is singing at them about murdering teenagers. Warren was in the middle of a broadcast when he was summoned so he’s extra pissed, and Ron is furious at this goat man for even suggesting violence against his best assistant/nephew. It quickly becomes a mess.
Everyone leaves with lemonade while Draxum goes off to put on a shitty magic show trap with his two crabs. The turtles easily kick his ass. Warren and Ron only encounter him again after his redemption arc and actively dislike him. Not only for what he did to them (there’s a lot to unpack there - especially with Ron’s feelings given how his mutation not only took his humanity but also his best friend - as well as with Warren and how he never felt comfortable in his own skin unless he wore a cloaking device), but also with the way Draxum treated the turtles and Splinter.
Ron goes off on Draxum the hardest. Warren is a bitch toward the goat man but Ron’s been hurt worse. And it makes family dinners incredibly awkward in the future…
Side tangent, but now I’m thinking about how Draxum created mutants to destroy the humanity they so desperately cling to, and how it must disgust him to see his own creations so ashamed of themselves that they hide behind cloaking devices. He ruined the lives of so many people and then wonders why they so vehemently reject him. Draxum is, sigh, a mess. Draxum is a mess.
But yeah! That’s how Warren and Ron meet him in Only Brooches :]
Draxum is so serious and busy but a blush appears on his cheeks when you give him an unexpected hug from behind.
You accidentally cut yourself with a knife while cooking with meat sweat for a couple of seconds and you sit with a bandaged hand and a restless mutant next to you asking if everything is fine with you and how to help even more.
Big mom loves to rub your cheeks and call cute names you do not complain but your cheeks are already starting to hurt.
You are bored and decide to play Repo with a dollar on a string to your surprise it succeeds.
Warren uses you as a way to appear taller often on your shoulders or head.
You can't find the thing left on the nightstand but then comes Hypno and Focus! This thing ends up behind your ear. You don't know the magic of it or he did it on purpose.