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[wxrwounds]

"Before you ask- yes, I need all the blankets," she sighed. She was curled up on the couch under about five blankets, looking very much like she wasn't feeling well. "I also have no intention of moving from the couch, ever again... But you can join me if you want," she added, looking up at Jase with a little pout.

Jason couldn’t help but to laugh at his wife, all curled up under the blankets and still managing to be cold. Lucky for her, he was like a personal heater and also couldn’t catch whatever she clearly had.

“How about some cuddles and we’ll order in Chinese?” He suggested, pulling off his hoodie before making his way over to the couch, already sweating at the thought of getting under the blankets but if it made Eira feel better he would do it no second thoughts. “What movies are we binging? You know Zan keeps wanting to watch Alien but I’m convinced it’s a bad idea…”

@hxrbingxr

#hxrbingxr #//welcome back 🥰

[wiishescametrue]

"do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?" (to Andy~) || @hxrbingxr

He can't help the chuckle that escapes from him at the comment. Only Eira Could say that. Who else would even think about it? “Nope, I'm pretty sure the moon is secure in its looks, princess. I can't glow like that. Even when you try those face masks on me.”

#replies: andy #hxrbingxr

[iamdarcylewis]

@hxrbingxr said: “   Someone made fun of my shoes and the whole time I just thought of ways to push them out the window. ”

"Wow." Darcy was surprised, but she had to look at the shoes in question and well... They were just shoes. "You are so brave for not doing it. I could always punch them for you. Or change their password."

#hxrbingxr #ask

[witchoflegends]

@hxrbingxr liked for a Stephen starter

"Eira, while I appreciate your concern, the Sanctums are a lot tougher then they look. They don't need the height of 21st century technology to be effective. All we need is a good wifi signal. Everything is has already been taken care of for generations."

#hxrbingxr #all i need is possible: doctor strange

[feathersofvibranium]

"Were you going to tell me about this?" She sighs heavily, holding up part of his suit. One of her fingers was poking through a bullet hole in the material. "Or were you going to wait until I saw the wound?"

“I was.” His voice was surprisingly calm especially compared to the way he hurried to yank his shirt back down his torso, where anyone looking in his direction could have seen the rather obvious contrast of the white bandage on his side against his skin that’s now covered by his shirt and probably the more obvious first-aid kit sitting in front of him.

“It’s no big deal, Eira. It’s just a graze and I’ve had much worse. You know I prefer the suit being lightweight over it being bulletproof.”

#hxrbingxr #//asdjfhakfhj you’re the best and ily <3 #v: the falcon

[redwingandaprayer]

Yes, Eira-you have been underpaying me for my help.

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[smertzimy]

@hxrbingxr moved it from here

"Well it's tradition to destroy the tree, she's just doing her cat-ly duty." She said with a grin, reaching down to scratch Alpine's ears for a moment. "I bought new ornaments anyways, wasn't sure if you had any... maybe we should get her some sparkly toys?"

"To be fair she did it last year to so i guess it's a tradition." Bucky admited, Alpine really had a thing for everything moderately shiny which.... was to bad for the tree that is. "Well i had Christmas ornaments..... Now i got lights." Alpine seemed happy though. "Guess i'll put sparkly toy on my shopping list."

#hxrbingxr #V; Stars and stripes #ALPINE DESTROYER OF TREES AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS

[manbehindtheshield]

-steals one of his french fries right in front of him- @hxrbingxr

Steve looked down at his fries and then back up to Eira.  “Seriously?”  He tried to hide the smirk on his face but was having a hard time doing so.  “And what’s wrong with the pile of fries on your plate?”

#hxrbingxr #omg -- missed you!

[shieldagentnatasharomanoff]

"Before you ask, yes I'm super gluing this skeleton to the kitchen wall," she said, seemingly holding one of her 9 foot plastic skeletons by the collarbones to the wall, like she was practicing some sort of unfeasible interrogation tactic.

"Well. I wasn't going to ask what exactly you were doing as that is pretty obvious... More important. Why? And why use super glue? Do you want to give anyone a heart attack? Or are we pranking Sam and Bucky again?" Natasha asked, walking over to steady the step stool her friend was standing on. "Also, why are we angry at the skeleton?"

#hxrbingxr #Eira is BACK!!!!!!

[agentsterling]

"Hey, Agent Dad."

"Hey Sparks."

Bout that time of year for everyone to check on him, he supposed.

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[cxptshielded]

☆ eira & steve ☆

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☆        despite the running joke that Steve couldn’t cook, he was actually quite good at it, and more surprisingly, he liked it. Steve had a thing about cooking meals that felt like home, but with more seasoning and better technique. There were staple meals he loved from the forties that he learned over time how to make taste even better - mostly by not boiling everything. One of those things was pot roast, which was what he was working now. 

roast, green beans, potatoes, onions, garlic, herbs, and wine all simmered together to make a delicately blended meal. He covered the pot as he heard familiar foot steps, ‘ hey, out the lab for the night? ‘ he asked, turning around just in time to place a kiss on her cheek. ‘ food’s finished, it’s just keeping warm on the stove for the time being, ‘ Steve explained, taking down a couple of wine glasses from the cabinet behind her. ‘ wine? ‘ he offered. 

#☆ eira & steve ☆ #hxrbingxr #☆ v; whatever it takes ☆

[wxrwounds]

"Hey... Soon as I push this button, we're gonna have about five minutes to sit in complete micro-panic, so... Ben and Jerry's while we wait?"

“Why are we panicking?” Jase asked as he got up and started walking to the freezer, his tub of banana Ben and Jerry’s on his minds now. “What tub do you want? Button press away.” He confirmed, knowing she was worried about any possibilities but it wasn’t like they wouldn’t be able to handle whatever was thrown their way.

#hxrbingxr #//jasons so not bothered by another kid hahah he’s like we got this

[wiishescametrue]

Send “#b” and I’ll shuffle my music player, and use my favorite line from the next song as a starter! || @hxrbingxr

Drunk on You - Luk.e Br.yan

"I know you guys know this one. Sing it real loud! We got someone special out in the audience." He knew that she hadn't been able to make it to a lot of shows. Not that she hadn't wanted to. But the world needed to be protected more than he needed an audience. "If you aint a ten you're a nine point nine."

#hxrbingxr #replies: dusty #I had to use this one when it came up for him #too perfect!

[tsushimanoonryo]

@hxrbingxr​

“...”

“Why are you like this?”

#HI HAVE A RANDOM STARTER BREE #U CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO #hxrbingxr #v: yakuza

[nclson]

**         @hxrbingxr :

"You know... when you asked me to twist braids into your hair, I didn't think they'd come out this badass," Eira said, pinching a braid bead shut as hard as she could with her fingers. "You seriously look like you belong on a Viking war ship, and it's pretty hot."

the lawyer laughed, just about managing to keep his head still as he waited patiently for the woman to finish the hairstyle. there were things he had missed when his hair was short, and this was part of it. back in college, between parties and studying, he had started making friends with the girls on the second floor who would braid his hair for him. now it was back to the same length it was then, just below his shoulders, and the man was living for it. he glanced over his shoulder at eira with a beam,   ‘ that’s all your talent, couldn’t look nearly so cool without my favourite groupie. ’

#hxrbingxr #* hawaii - stay awake ( main. ) #* made in america ( queue. )

[feathersofvibranium]

@hxrbingxr​ [cont]:

"Okay, rethink your logic. Needing 2 kinds of ice cream for sundaes means there's more ice cream between the two bowls. Which means it takes longer to eat. Which means, naked Sunday sundaes last longer. Come on Sam, don't make me have to keep logic-ing up naked times."

“That’s true, but it also would still be Naked Sunday when we eventually run out of sundaes too. That’s where your logic should’ve gone to, Eira.”

#hxrbingxr #// lol sam's like #//ice cream is good but--