also hearing joe ask hypno and etho for "someone to go get my corpse and throw it through the portal" has reminded me that for a hermitcraft player there are some aspects of vault hunters that have to just be. complete existential nightmares. to go from a server with respawns that are quick, easy to recover from, and frequent, to--
do you know how often you have to loot your own dead body in this game? (it's a lot.) do you wonder how many times the hermits have had to retrieve their friend's ghost and rescue it from the vault, carrying their cold, clammy spirit in their hands? the gods want them to buy it back; you wonder how much of their soul is in it. at least it's cheaper because you rescued them. small mercy, that you can make it cheaper for them to retrieve their soul from the gods. do you know how many times you've had to loot your own dead body, too? (you aren't sure.) what happens when you can't afford to buy your spirit back? (the first time it happens, you realize you'd have to run a vault again; better not die and compound your debt.) there's a button to destroy it, too. a button to destroy that bit of your soul and make room for others, if you accept you'll never afford it. and your friends and you, you're--you don't think you've lost anything important. you hope you haven't lost anything important. there's something strange about how you all walk now, though, and...
the thing is, you know exactly how much the gods value your soul at; it's the price of everything you carry on your person. and you know exactly how it feels to carefully unlatch armor from your still-cooling corpse and put it back on, the protection clipping around your limbs, and it feels so long ago that you could just pick your items off the ground instead.
so yeah. SLIGHTLY existential nightmare, for the hermits,
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neither found family nor forged family but a secret more complex third thing (alan invited them into his house for a few days and they never left)
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(fun question, no jab intended) Why F.E.I. didn't give criptid hunter yn a bazooka? I mean, sure crossbow is snuzzy and silent but you don't need silver and wood thing to obliterate a vampire with bazooka. The werewolf episode could be ended in minutes. I'm pretty sure some of the older criptids are only considered invincible because people didn't have grenades, rocket launchers and mines 500 years ago.
Now, that would make the Bois revelation much more dramatic hhhhcjchxkcj
I'm curious if demons know about bazookas
Sun/Moon: We are a cryptid.
Y/N: (calmly loading bazooka) Shame.
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obviously no pressure but you should start sharing your twitter doodles here as well lmao, your tumblr followers deserve to see hunter with flapjack in that goofy ass backpack
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here he is
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[image ID: tweets by iskall85. they read:
"Vault Hunters S3 Finale has been rescheduled to this Monday, 16th of October, 8pm CEST | 2pm EDT
I am super excited for this event, it will feature a bunch of the members @/PeteZahHutt @/CaptainSparklez @/barryharryy @/ChosenArchitect @/HBomb94 - Join us at twitch, it will be epic!
ALSO @/BaboAbe and MAYBE others :D" /end ID]
LET'S GO FINAL VAULT TIME I'M SO EXCITED!!!
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