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meltedbionics · 12 days

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day 11

team cook…

reblogs are appreciated!

#tf2 #tf2 engineer #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #my art #engineer tf2 #meltedbionics #daily engineer #dailies #i think he’s would’ve been the type of person to wear those stupid middle aged humour grill aprons #either that or he’d just wear the welding one instead #fanart

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thelifeofsharks · 6 months

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Daily Affirmations.

#funny #the life of sharks #sharks comic #sharks #cartoon #humor #humour #comic #webcomic #comics #daily affirmations

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eye-of-yelough · 1 year

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I finally found the words to describe why I feel like the Inquisitor has no personality (besides the obvious) it’s the humorous options.

In the other games the humorous options were good because they were So Out Of Pocket and inappropriate. You cant consistently use funny options without being. a bit of an asshole at times.

The inquisitor’s funny options are dinner party funny. You cant be a scoundrel or a lovable asshole or an annoying little shit. Even at your funniest you’ve just got the personality of. A guy trying to charm his girlfriends family. Or his boss, which I guess is the point. But still.

#it’s just. sad.#what made me realise this is the fact that I’m playing a sweet diplomatic character but. the humorous options work for her #because the humour is just so appropriate. so… charming. old ladies would approve of this humour #sigh.#your daily dose of idiocy #dragon age: inquisition

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summergirl2408 · 2 years

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I love how todays update really drives home the tragedy of everyone just doing their best and trying so hard and bad things still happening to them

It is understandable that van helsing can't stay every night with lucy indefinitely because he has other things to do back home and he tries to get seward to be there in his place but accidentally fucks up the adresse on telegram he sends

Seward can't be there for lucy every night indefinitely because he too has work to do he already has fallen behind on with everything going on, he also can't give more blood transfusions at the moment so he can't save lucy in an emergency and he is exhausted so he couldn't even properly look after her at night

Lucys mother just wants to check on her daughter and dies because of it because dracula scares her to death

Lucy tries to look out for the maids by sending them to the dining room to calm down and have a drink which opens them up to being drugged and makes herself even more vulnerable

Lucy herself wants her mother to have some flowers in death so she accidentally gets rid of her last defense against dracula even if she knows van helsing told her to keep the flowers where they are at all costs

And even mina can't be there for lucy even though she so desperately wants to because she still has to care for jonathan who is still dealing with the aftermath of his encounter with dracula

#dracula #dracula daily #i feel like the only thing that could have prevented this is van helsing being more open about what is going on #even tho i get why he didn't because let's be honest who would believe him ?#if he doesn't say whats up they all at least somewhat listen to him #if he discredited himself by claiming it's a vampire they probably wouldn't humour his garlic flowers

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softboiledmemes · 6 months

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girls the second guys leave the room

#memes #dank #funny #dank memes #wtf #lol #memeclub #meme #daily memes #humour #hilarious #softboiledmemes #softboiled

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amalgamezz · 2 years

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❗️ dailyquests Follow

Give $20 to every aromantic you encounter. (0/100)

#aromantic #actually aromantic #daily #dailyquests #humour #/m

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winterinhimring · 2 years

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I am convinced that the real reason Bram Stoker killed off Renfield right after he wrestled Dracula to a standstill is because if he, Jonathan “Let’s Just Stab Dracula With A Huge Knife” and Quincey “Shoots All Bats On Sight” Morris had been allowed to work together they would have been too powerful and the book would have ended two hundred pages before it was supposed to.

#dracula daily #renfield #jonathan harker #quincey morris #winter says things #humour

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countolaugh · 3 days

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when I’m finally let off for a smoke break

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misssclumsy · 6 months

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Imagine ye banda'Dholak pur daily' mein kya padh raha hoga?

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autumnalfoxfire · 1 month

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Living the Dream

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fanyyy444 · 1 month

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😆😆

#memes #meme #funny memes #funny stuff #funny shit #funny #random #random post #tiktok #lol #lmao #haha #hahaha #humor #humour #brasil #brazilian #brazil #animals #daily routine

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caenith · 1 year

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But Fëanor spoke then, and cried bitterly: ‘For the less even as for the greater there is some deed that he may accomplish but once only; and in that deed his heart shall rest. It may be that I can unlock my jewels, but never again shall I make their like; and if I must break them, I shall break my heart, and I shall be slain; first of all the Eldar in Aman.’

‘Not the first,’ said Mandos, but they did not understand his word;

NÁMO YOU DIDN'T

#tolkien #silmarillion #silmarillion daily #Honestly my every reread of the silm is like that - I have to take a moment to appreciate the overall dark humour of this comment

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puttingwingsonwords · 7 months

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Mina is so clever and diligent and kind (and funny) she just became Van Helsing’s favourite student without even being his student

#re: dracula #dracula daily #she even handed in homework….#highkey love that she gave him the shorthand diary bc he has exactly the sense of humour to appreciate that

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reactionimagesdaily · 8 months

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