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msexcelfractal · 6 months
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I used to believe that bugs were little robots. Lots of people do, it’s the prevailing opinion next to “i’ve never thought about it”. Then I watched a mother wasp mourn her child. An animal who stretched after a nap and did little dances when her daughters returned from flight. Now she is opening her fourth capped hexagon and finding a pale white stillborn. She grasps the baby gently in her jaws and does not put it down for over 24 hours. Carries her loss, pacing back and forth the length of her enclosure. It is not the behavior of a robot.
So I think about the prior odds. Scenario A, bugs are robots. Why do I believe that? Because they are so tiny. Because if they are not robots then my world [where “insect exterminator” is a job title and I can buy a can of mass death at home depot] does not make sense. They must be insignificant.
The wasp makes me reconsider. Scenario B: her kind are like mine. cry when we are sad and happy when we play. Has this feature evolved many times? Or is it common to all the children of the precambrian worm? Every shark in the ocean swimming in their own feelings. Every bird and every cat knowing the thrill of being alive? The wasp made me realize that my whole moral picture is wrong. We’re not alone on this planet,
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digitalerrabe · 1 year
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BUG HUGS, 2022
[ID: Fineliner-illustration of a person surrounded by insects. The are chilling on the ground with their arms on their head, visible from the shoulders forward. They have white skin, long, straight black hair, bushy eyebrows and green eyes. The bugs are placed on their arms, hands, hair, face and on the red ground under them. There are, among others, snails, scorpions, worms, moths, caterpillars, spiders as well as some insect-eggs. The coloure palette is very reduced with only two shades of green, two shades of red, black and white. On the bottom is a digitally added signature: Digitalerrabe. End ID.]
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cipherkisser · 2 months
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i mean considering the type of town gravity falls is it’s honestly not too hard to believe that a human baby would be kidnapped by fairies and replaced with a changeling baby who thinks he’s a perfectly normal human worm baby
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aroflowey · 3 months
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A
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tsarinajissa · 1 year
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Our DJ just suggested a nice guitar cover of the stargate UNIVERSE theme song to be played at the wedding, and I don't know how to explain to her that we're still bitter at Brad Wright and the other PtB for sabotaging Atlantis in favor of Universe.
Nothing related to just SGU is allowed within 500 ft of our wedding venue. Justice for SGA!
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harthound · 2 years
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Should really make an oc blog at some point just so i dont awkwardly shuffle on here every 2 weeks to post characters with no context but anyways thinking about harley
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heavenbarnes · 1 year
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Sorry if it’s none of my business (parasocial relationships make it difficult to be aware of boundaries , at least for me who already has a hard time with social cues) But you had a baby??!
if i put the business on the blog, you’re welcome to ask about it! i’ll never be offended by people asking questions 🤍
i did have a baby once upon a time, a few years back actually! i was in a pretty stink place at the time so i did the best i could and he was adopted out to a lovely wee family.
was an odd time in my life but i’ve been going to therapy as of late and coming to better terms with things x
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lemmyface0w0 · 1 year
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little humanized redraw from a whiteboardfox roleplay cuz i love them what a happy little family<3
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(the baby/little sunscreen doez not belong to me they belong to @muddybloody)
but yea i love them they make me happy :]
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only-mildly-evil · 1 year
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ok i can't be the only one who thinks the eraserhead baby is really cute, right?
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galaxyfever · 10 months
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6:40 pm
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"Babe, wake up."
You sleepily hummed, "...What?"
"Wake up."
"Why are you awake?"
"The sky is awake, so I am awake, that is why-"
You immediately interrupt him, "Please stop and go to sleep."
He whined and clung onto your arm, "But babe, I have to ask you a really important question!"
"Can this not wait until morning?"
"Nope, it cannot!", even if your eyes are closed, you know he has that stupid grin on his face.
You sighed, there is no point in arguing with him after all, "What is it?"
"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
. . .
Peeking at the digital clock on your bedside table, you pulled the covers closer to your chin.
2:47 am.
"No. I hate insects."
He gasped, "Excuse you, worms are not insects!"
Deeply sighing, you turned away from him, "Insects, invertebrates, doesn't matter. Both are disgusting."
"Even butterflies?"
"Especially butterflies."
He huffed and snatched the cover from your side, "I thought you loved me!"
You sighed again and pulled back the covers, "I do love you. and I will continue to love you forever. As long as you're human. Isn't that enough?"
Maybe a little bit of flattery will help you to get your sleep back?
You knew he got flustered, but it is him, your beloved boyfriend, and he knew how your brain worked.
"No, you need to love me in every form."
"Life is not the bee movie, babe."
He turned away from you, "You are so mean."
Your eyes finally opened.
The topic was finished(?) and you could finally fall asleep, but was it worth waking up with a stingy boyfriend in the morning?
Definitely not.
You buried your face in his back and wrapped your arms around his waist, "I'll love you if I was a worm too. We'll be a worm couple and have worm babies. Happy now?"
He didn't say anything for a few seconds before clearing his throat, "Y-you are just saying that."
Grinning, you planted a kiss on his nape, "Goodnight, babe."
GOJO, Yuuji, RANPO, Dazai, NIKOLAI, Kaiser, Bachira, Kurona, Reo, ATSUMU, Oikawa, Bokuto, free to add!
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I always liked this idea, but the flow of this drabble is so bad TT so might edit someday, thanks for reading anyways<33
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lovergojo · 3 months
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WHAT AM I, YOUR CHAUFFEUR?
summary: In which you sit in the backseat of your lover’s car, instead of right next to them.
characters: SATORU, SUGURU, MAKI, MEGUMI
cw: kissing, reader referred to as passenger princess in Suguru’s other than that no pronouns are mentioned, POC friendly, no skins tones mentioned!
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SATORU
Picture this: you park in the parking lot of your local mall. You’re here to pick up your wonderful lover after shopping. As you sit and wait, suddenly familiar hands wrap around you and cover your mouth and you’re stabbed in the chest.
This is basically what Gojo Satoru feels like when you get in the backseat of his car instead of your spot, which is right next to him in the front passenger seat.
“You might as well as kill me.”
You let out an exasperated sigh, “Satoru.”
“Be honest, do you even love me?” He turns around in his seat, his cerulean eyes peeking over the rims of his glasses.
“Satoru-“
“No, no, it’s fine, I’m fine, I mean we’ve only been dating for 3 years and it’s fine if you want to throw it all away because you’re practically saying you don’t love me right now!” He’s voice grows louder until he’s practically shrieking, staring at you with wide eyes.
“Okay! I’m sorry!” You quickly get out of the car trying to hide your smile. You open the car door and get in and look over at Satoru to find him beaming at you.
“Oh hi baby!” He says way too happily and leans over to kiss you on the lips. Again. And again. And again.
“…Hello ‘Toru, how was your day today?”
“It was great, until my lover decided to stab me in the back.”
Yeah, don’t expect him to forget about this. He will bring it up to you no matter what
“Toru, what do you want for dinner?”
“To not be stabbed in the heart by my lover.”
No matter what.
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SUGURU
After fitting all of your groceries into the trunk Suguru’s trunk, he helps you close it and you both get into the car. Except you sit in the back seat.
Suguru didn’t even realize you were sitting back there, he was still just waiting for you to get in the front seat, and when you didn’t he turned towards you curiously.
“You’re gonna sit back there?”
“Yeah.”
“Not in the front seat?”
“Yeah.”
“Really?”
“…Yeah?”
He hums and shrugs his shoulders and says, “Okay then, I guess you don’t want to be my passenger princess and use the aux cord huh?”
And that has you quickly sitting up and getting out of the backseats to sit next to Suguru in the front seat, who had a smile on his face the whole time.
“Changed your mind huh?”
“Shush.” And you lean over to kiss him on the cheek as an apology.
He grins at you before pulling out of the parking lot, one hand on the wheel, and the other intertwined with yours as they rest on the center console.
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MAKI
Maki holds your hand as you guys cross the road from the restaurant you too stoped at for a date.
As you two approach the car, she goes to the passenger side to open the door for you, only for you to ignore the open door and open car door to the back seats.
You don’t have to look up to see the narrow look she gives you, before going over to you and standing outside the open car door.
“What do you think you’re doing?”
Your eyes wide at her stern tone.
“Getting in the car?”
All it takes is for Maki to keep staring at you before you slowly get out of the back seat and and close the door before facing her and trying to cuddle up to her.
“So now you wanna be cute?” She says with a raised eyebrow.
“Aren’t I always cute?” You look up at her with a smile and she clicks her tongue before rolling her eyes and wrapping a hand around your waist before planting a sweet kiss on your lips
“You are. Bratty, but you are.”
You laugh and she smiles at you before guiding you back to your seat, which is right next to her.
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MEGUMI
Megumi waits in the car as you say goodbye to Yuji and Nobara after watching Human Earthworm 4, which Megumi has no idea why it even exists in the first place, so he opted out to save himself from the horrible sight of that god awful worm thing.
Megumi is so focused on how pretty you look with the sun hitting you perfectly, that he doesn’t even realize that you’re sitting in the backseat until he sees you passing by the door to the front passenger seat.
You buckle yourself in and smile at Megumi nonchalantly.
“Hi ‘Gumi, how was your day?”
He freezes, staring right at you with a frown on his face.
“Good…what are you doing back there?”
“Hm? I thought I’d sit here this time.”
“Why though?” He questions, he looks to the empty front seat next to him. There’s no trash in the seat, and nothing on the floor too. Was the seat to far back?
“No reason.” You have a hard time hiding your smile because of the constipated look on Megumi’s face. He looks so focused on trying to find out why you won’t sit next to him, you accidentally let out a laugh and he’s whipping his head towards you and sees you smiling, before he lets out a groan.
This time, you let your laugh flow out freely from your lips and your moving to get into the front passenger seat, leaning over the center console you kiss Megumi all over his face.
“Sorry ‘Gumi, don’t be mad okay?” You say, still smiling into his cheek.
“Hmph.”
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note: FIRST TIME WRITING FOR MAKI AHHH SO EXCITED AND DO YOU GUYS LIKE THE NEW BLOG THEME?? IT’S CUTE RIGHT???
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lnfours · 2 months
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paradise on earth | l.n
summary: summer in love.
warnings: smau, actress!reader, obx cast, fluff, language, lando is 100% whipped, might make this a mini series idk yet
face claim: steph bohrer
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obx
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another summer with our favorite pogues ☀️ season 3 coming to netflix soon
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y/ny/l/n
poguelandiaaaaa 🫶🏻
obx
we love u 🩷
netflix
looking forward to this one! 🤩
madisonbaileybabe
P4L 🤍
obx
our queen kie 🥹🥹🫶🏻
y/ny/l/n
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another summer with my favorite humans 🌊 season 3 is coming to u super soon 🩷
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madisonbaileybabe
my heart ❤️ i love love love you
not pictured: y/n watching f1 between takes
y/ny/l/n
i love you most 😚
and don’t expose me 😔
danielricciardo
is it too late to get a cameo in season 3?
y/ny/l/n
netflix can we get a drive to survive x obx collab??
netflix
on it 🫡
landonorris
can i partake?? i’m the one who showed you this show 😔
y/ny/l/n
no loser
madisonbaileybabe
i can’t do this anymore
landonorizz04
LANDO???????
obxxf1stan
she’s one of us 🫶🏻
landonorris
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beep beep 🚙
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mclaren
landoooooo
quadrant
boss whippin it in the jolly 😮‍💨
y/ny/l/n
how much for a ride, mr. uber driver? 🤔
landonorris
free if you get me a cameo 😌
landonorizz
LANDO FLIRTING????
madisonbaileybabe
y/ny/l/n i support
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y/ny/l/n
ihy stfu
y/ny/l/n
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filming is wrapped which means i get to stay in bed all day
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madisonbaileybabe
hottie
y/ny/l/n
let’s get married
madisonbaileybabe
say less.
landonorris
😴 <- you
y/ny/l/n
🤓 <- you
landonorris
lies
lnfourupdates
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lando in charleston today!
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fan1
charleston???
fan2
his obx cameo dream might be coming true
dannyricscowgirl
i don’t think he wants the cameo as much as he wants y/n
boxboxcl6
ur so right.
username004
did i miss something? 🤨
maxsrichbabydaddy
he 100% has a crush on y/n
y/ny/l/n
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breakfast and dinner
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landonorris
no pic creds? 😔
y/ny/l/n
sorry 😬
madisonbaileybabe
get away from my wife landonorris 🤺
landonorris
can you fight???
madisonbaileybabe
yes i can 😤
georgerussell63
how romantic, almost like you two are a couple or something 🤨
landonorris
???!??
lewishamilton
that nighttime sky tho 🤩
landonorris
i’m not lookin at the sky tho 😅
y/ny/l/n
😳 errrrr
mclarenfan0481
LANDO?
georgerussellsmerc
oh i fear he just exposed himself
lando.jpg
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summer on film 📷☀️
tagged: y/ny/l/n
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y/ny/l/n
my personal photographer 🫶🏻
landonorris
oh so that’s what i am to u 😔
danielricciardo
HAHAHAHA
oscarpiastri
is that baguette good tho? y/ny/l/n
y/ny/l/n
‘twas exquisite 😮‍💨
madisonbaileybabe
🥺 stop
y/ny/l/n
🥹 crying.
charles_leclerc
glad ur having a good holiday!! ❤️
landonorris
you too, mate 🥺❤️
georgerussell63
so, like, was i right or..?
landonorris
cannot confirm or deny 😌
maxfewtrell
confirmed: he’s down bad.
georgerussell63
KNEW IT.
landonorris
??!?!?!?
y/ny/l/n
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1989 tv - track 17 - verse 2
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madisonbaileybabe
🥺 i’ll cry
y/ny/l/n
🥺🥺🫶🏻🫶🏻
landonorris
my book worm 🧡
danielricciardo
WAIT YOU FINALLY ASKED HER?????
oscarpiastri
finally after all that yappin 😩
y/ny/l/n
#4 on the track but #1 in my heart, baby!! 😤
georgerussell63
WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE TOLD ME??????
landonorris
bc u would’ve blabbed 😬
georgerussell63
fair, actually
hichasestokes
FINALLY!! now i fear she won’t stop talking about you even more now landonorris
rudeth
i second that, she was actually insufferable
y/ny/l/n
stfu???? 😐
landonorris
sorry. but, i’m also not 😅
carlos_sainz55
she’s also all he would talk about if it makes you feel any better hichasestokes rudeth
landonorris
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what’s that song from grease? something about summer loving? idk..
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lewishamilton
ok fine this is adorable
landonorris
thank u lew lew 🥺🫶🏻
lewishamilton
i told u not to call me that
y/ny/l/n
MET A BOY! CUTE AS CAN BE!!!
landonorris
she thinks i’m cute 🥹🥹
maxfewtrell
so does like.. half the population, mate
landonorris
yea but she’s the only one that matters 😌
y/ny/l/n
🥺🥺🥺🥺
madisonbaileybabe
🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺
BACK! AWAY!
landonorris
NO 😤
fan1
i love how they’re both fighting for her love
oscarpiastri
didn’t think you were a grease kinda guy
y/ny/l/n
he wasn’t until i made him sit down and watch it 😌
danielricciardo
you have taste. i like you.
landonorris
hey, i have taste !
oscarpiastri
.. no
y/ny/l/n
hey! you’re so pretty! it 100% makes up for ur lack of taste! 🥰
danielricciardo
uuuuuhhhhhhh 😅
pierregasly
crickets …
alex_albon
LMFAO that’s actually funny
charles_leclerc
sorry, mate..
landonorris
OH COME ON.
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gremlingottoosilly · 4 months
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Would monster!König consider letting his partner adopt an abandoned human baby if they desperately wanted a child? Would he consider the possibility of them getting pregnant with a human baby via medical ways? Just letting the brain worms worm 🪱
He will never allow you to bear the child of another man, no matter if the seed was inserted into you via medical ways. He might allow you to adopt a human baby, but you shouldn't delude yourself into thinking he is actually allowing you to keep it after it's done being cute. You have a much longer lifespan now, because of all the time Konig was forcing his seed in you, your body is changing to take him fully and support him as his mate - and the human child he took from some rebel organization or breeding facility isn't going to keep up with you for much longer. He likes looking at you coddling the baby and playing with it, maybe even finally putting your leaking milk tits to good use, but he won't ever acknowledge the baby as something more than a pet, a fancy commodity for his dumb little human. You play with little baby human, you may even trick yourself into thinking it's yours - Konig kinda likes how dumb you are, how adorable and pretty you look while trying to be a good mommy for a baby while you're still getting stuffed with colonel's eggs every night, his tentacles forcing their way in you. If you want babies so badly, he might as well put more eggs inside of you, right? His pretty whore of a wife should quite like that...
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pr0wlerpunk · 10 months
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Would they love you as a worm?
And how would they react?
(Platonic!)
Gn!reader
Some of these are short and I’m sorry for that, wrote this at 1:am and I didn’t rlly feel like adding or fixing anything ☹️
Warnings: Slight atsv spoilers!!!, really bad British slang(someone please help), idk if the terms I used for hobie are actual British slang or not….nor do I know how to spell them if they are☹️
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Earth-1610!Miles Morales- Definitely(but he Misses human you)
🕷️miles would ABSOLUTELY love you as a worm.
🕷️somehow someway you turn into a worm and miles is so protective.
🕷️I’m talkin’ like dude would keep you so safe, with a little terrarium filled with fresh soil and plants.
🕷️feel like he would also spend nights talkin’ to you and just spilling his problems out.
🕷️one time he got scared that his mom threw you out but she had just moved you…yea he almost had a heart attack
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“Mom, where’s my little jar I had on my window?”
“Oh uhm….I honestly don’t remember where I put it..”
“…”
“Miles?”
And he’s already gone to look for you around the house.
It took him a hour but he finally found you…in a cabinet.
That night he spent singing sunflower to you
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Earth-42!Miles Morales- Kinda(he had to think about it)
⛓️ miles would have to warm up to you.
⛓️like 1610 miles, you somehow turn into a worm.
⛓️at first he thinks it’s a joke…but as time moves on he realizes you’re a worm.
⛓️he definitely would keep you safe though.
⛓️like he would keep you fed and made sure you didn’t dry out.
⛓️but like he doesn’t do the whole talk thing.
⛓️the only time he talks to you is when he’s checking on you(like twice a day)
⛓️he definitely hides you from his uncle.
⛓️he’s not ashamed he just doesn’t want to explain how you became a worm because even he doesn’t know.
⛓️though if Aaron ever found out I think he would just stare at miles and walk away.
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“Yo miles, cmon man we gotta do a ru-”
“…” “…”
“Miles why is there a worm on your desk?…”
“I know it looks weird!!, but somehow [___] got turned into a worm..”
“…”
“Yea… we not doin’ no run today…you can just stay here with uhm…yo worm”
“Yo! Unc, it ain’t Like that!!”
But Aaron’s already out the door
And miles is left as heat flushes his now embarrassing face
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Hobie Brown- Doesn’t care(but yes)
🎸hobie doesnt care, Like literally it’s your life.
🎸but, he is one of them that would carry you in his pocket.
🎸like dude has a full on pocket full of damp soil just for you.(that’s how he keeps you safe)
🎸he doesn’t know how you got turned into a worm, but like I said earlier he honestly doesn’t care.
🎸if you wanna be a worm…he ain’t gonna stop you.
🎸like 1610!miles, he definitely would talk to you.
🎸like full on conversations though.
🎸like he’s asking you questions and everyone’s just staring thinking he’s finally lost his marbles.
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“So I was tellin’ bloke-”
“Ay hobie, who’re you talking to?”
“Bruva, you’re tellin’ me you don’t see [___] right er’???”
“…no?”
“That’s botched huh luv?!”
Yea they never came back…
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Gwen Stacy- Not at first(but she does)
🎵she actually thinks you look stupid at first.
🎵she blames however you got like this on you or miles.
🎵she definitely thought you were ugly.
🎵but then she gets to care for you and ends up loving you.
🎵not the best at protecting you but please don’t be hard on her.
🎵she gets mad when someone tries to mess with you.
🎵like it’s kinda scary.
🎵I’m talkin’ bout full on glare, eyebrows furrowed, right nostril flared and lip curved up slightly.
🎵one day she caught a spider person tapping your glass and she got pissed.
——
“Ay!, why’re tapping the glass?”
“Oh, uhm.!”
“Move. This isn’t a zoo”
“Right! S-sorry!”
“…”
“You ok [___]?”
All in all everyone knew not to mess with Gwen and her worm friend.
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Jessica Drew- Yes(shes basically your mom now)
🤰🏾she absolutely loves you.
🤰🏾plus she thought it’d be easy practice for when she pops her baby.
🤰🏾is the type to tell someone she has a kid and then show them you
🤰🏾she’s definitely always checking on you.
🤰🏾protects you like a mom should.(kinda)
🤰🏾she cried when she lost you.
🤰🏾one day she set you down to grab a drink and when she came back you were gone.
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“I’ll be right back [___], don’t move!”
5 minutes later…
“[___]?….[___]!??”
“E-excuse me, but has anyone seen [___]??”
“Uh, who?”
“Their a worm, and they were right here!”
She ended up finding you with Peter B and mayday
She realized this was harder than she originally thought…
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Miguel- No(He Acts Like he hates you, but secretly would do anything for you)
🕸️dude definitely almost stepped on you once or twice.
🕸️Bros the Type of Person to yell at you After he almost stepped on you.
🕸️but like once he warms up to you he’s definitely carrying you everywhere.
🕸️Like Bro wouldn’t trust you😭.
🕸️or for that matter anyone.
🕸️Like one time, he let Peter B watch You And when he came back mayday was about to eat you.
——
“I got it dude”
“Are You sure You can Watch [___]?”
“Yes now go..literally you’re ruining the mood right now”
10 Minutes later…
“I’m back-”
“PETER!?”
“What!, What!?”
“Your child almost ate [___]…”
“…”
“I’m sorry?”
“…Hijo de puta…”
“Yea i deserve that…”
——
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Pav- Yes(He wants to keep you forever..)
🪀Bro thinks you’re the cutest thing hes ever Seen
🪀he definitely calls you his little wormy
🪀he would keep you safe in a while mini House
🪀Like Bro made it And Everything
🪀he doesn’t want you to Turm Back Human
🪀Like…Ever 💀
🪀he definitely Rants to you about EVERYTHING
🪀he told you how miles called Chai, “chai tea”
——
“So im sitting there right And he just Says….Chai tea…”
“LIKE CMON MAN”
“PAV WHO ARE YOU TALKIN TO??!”
“NO ONE MAMA!”
His mom thinks he has an imaginary friend now….
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shrimpmajordomo · 8 months
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The Fix's Facts
The Big Guy:
-For every snake, there is one snake dick. Snakes have 2 dicks. (said thrice)
The Scattered Mind:
-The tails on a swallowtail butterfly's wings don't serve any aerodynamic purpose. They're there so birds will grab them, at which point they'll break off and the swallowtail can escape.
-Eyes can't be itchy. They, unlike the membranes around them, don't have itch receptors.
-More than half the bones in your body are in your hands and feet.
F For Freezer: (and for facts!)
-The urethra contains taste receptors
-When eagles grip onto something, they have to flex a muscle to let go. An eagle can hold onto something so hard that even after it dies, it never lets go.
-Most of the pyramids on Earth are in Sudan.
-Pelicans have three stomachs, one of which is just for bones.
-Acids are easy to detect, oxygen and carbon dioxide are not. But when carbon dioxide meets water, like it does in our blood, it creates carbonic acid. This means our bodies can detect the presence of carbon dioxide, but not the presence or absence of oxygen.
If we are deprived of oxygen, we have no idea that that is happening as long as we are breathing out carbon dioxide. If we are not breathing oxygen, we just go to sleep and die. But if we allow the CO2 to build up, we panic. We flail. We break. Until finally, we die.
Grappling With Death:
-People can have constipation so bad that it will back up and impact their vagus nerve. As they are eliminating that impacted stool, it can have an effect on the nervous system so great that they forget who they are. Constipation-related amnesia. A woman in Tokyo forgot who she was for 8 hours.
-Bones are living.
-The reason we produce blood inside of our bones is because it's one of the places that's safest from UV radiation.
-There are some birds that can produce a nutritious substance that's a kind of milk. It's almost like lactation, but it evolved separately (convergent evolution). Pigeons do it.
-There are some salamanders that feed their babies their own skin
BONUS ROUND: Brennan "Bird Facts" Lee Mulligan
-There are some species of birds that have a secondary pouch in their esophagus/digestive tract where they have what's called a craw, that has stones or other hard material to help break up food matter before it passes into the rest of their digestive tract.
-Woodpeckers have a tongue bone called a hyoid bone that wraps around their brain because it needs to protect their brain from the impact of pounding into trees to devour their common meal items, grubs and larval insects.
Emergency Powers:
-You can't hum while you're blocking your nose.
-The longest animal is the bootlace worm.
-There are some reptiles that have a light-sensing organ on the top of their head so they can sense shadows that might be coming from something that's coming for them.
BONUS ROUND 2: Brennan's Back, Baby
-The black mamba has been observed at top speeds of 12.5 miles per hour. At that speed, it would almost certainly catch even some of the fastest humans on the planet. Even faster people wouldn't have the stamina, because resting or average speed is 7.5 miles an hour, which is faster than the human average, which is 6, and that's for healthy adults.
-The reticulated python is the longest snake in the world. The biggest is the anaconda.
Case Closed:
-There's little creatures in the sea that make pretty little lights. Why would they do that? It attracts little fishes who suck them up, and the light makes the fish glow. This attracts more little fish.
-The North Pole is actually a South Pole, because when you look at a compass, it points north. But the north pole of the compass is what's pointing north, and north poles point to the south poles.
BONUS ROUND 3: Once More, With Feeling
-Diners originate from dining cars on trains. The first diners were the dining cars of trains that had been taken out of service and were used stationarily as restaurants.
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Tomorrow is my wedding day!
We've got it setup for people to participate via zoom (12-1pm our time = 2-4pm EST), if you'd like. Message me and I'll share the zoom link!
(Also, I did my nails last night with a friend from college who is relatively new to the whole nails thing since she recently transitioned, and was able to give tips on good base/top coats + show her nail stamping, which was a lot of fun. And I dug out some of my favorite nerdlacquer + polish me silly and a @thefortysecond topper for myself! Feeling very ready for tomorrow, despite likely rain)
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