Archer Avenue, Hudson, North Carolina.
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Addison is doing a great job at advertising his boss' work
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Dezeni World (Hudson - PC88 - 1985)
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He just needs a break from getting railed by both of them every night
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That s7 episode where House is fangirling over that children author. you know which one i mean. „unwritten”. This one
Objectively hilarious premise, especially when we find out:
There are two love interests for a girl character and while Sam Carr,
(who is also a fangirl. Wilson has to put up with Two dearest to him people infodumping about their favorite kids book. autism real)
supports one of them, House says something along the lines of „Why can’t she have both?”, implying a polyamorous relationship between a girl and two guys.
Anyway, in this essay I will prove how the House/Wilson/Cuddy agenda is basically canon-
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some more ideas in the continuing saga of “perhaps i will write crack of chase and/or thirteen calling house dad”:
chase calls house “dad” completely accidentally. total freudian slip
after the whole ordeal, chase thinks house is actually going to let it go and not bring it up again because it was awkward for him, too. until house calls chase “son” a few days later and then smiles the most shit-eating grin at him
thirteen calls house “dad” sarcastically and on purpose to annoy house
thirteen makes jokes with chase about house being his/their dad to tease him after chase has his slip up
thirteen once calls house “mom” without realizing it and gets incredibly flustered when it’s pointed out
wilson laughs hysterically when he finds out about all of this but also thinks chase’s fruedian slip was endearing/sweet
house bitches about having them act like his kids, and wilson tells him he walked right into it with all of the running comments about them being his ducklings
jokes about wilson being their stepdad
jokes about cuddy being their stepmom
just way too many jokes that thirteen and house find hilarious and make chase want to hide in a closet
“i wish i had never called you dad in the first place” -chase, to house after being teased on and off for weeks straight (he doesn’t mean it)
“hey! show your father figure some respect!” -foreman, probably, in response
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