#hs quotes

[assholepants]

#homestuck #hs quotes

[regular-another]

“If you're happy doing what you're doing, then nobody can tell you you're not successful.” ― Harry Styles

Printable poster here

#hlsource #hljournal #hlcreators #hledit #tracksintheam #trackinghappily #trackinghome #stylesnews #harrystyles #harryshouse #hs #hs edits #hs quotes #quotes #harry styles quotes

[landoffreaksandfrogs]

a fully realized rogue of heart wouldve stopped murderstuck only slightly unethically

thanks for the quote @incorrect-hs-quotes that made me speculate classpects

#homestuck #homestuck art #incorrect-hs-quotes #nepeta leijon #eridan ampora #nepeta homestuck #eridan homestuck

[galacticcosmologist]

these have been stuck in my head for days

#homestuck #hs #homestuck textposts #hs shitpost #homestuck memes #homestuck incorrect quotes #vrisrezi #vriska serket #terezi pyrope

[funkfreakle]

badly edited incorrect quotes part 2: alpha troll edition. only some of them because i shamelessly have favorites

#cgat homestuck #hs incorrect quotes #damara megido #meulin leijon #meenah peixes #kankri vantas #cronus ampora #latula pyrope #mituna captor #porrim maryam #horuss zahhak #aranea serket #dancestors #incorrect quotes #alpha trolls

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

Nick in Paris: “I’m bilingual, actually”

#nick nelson #heartstopper #heartstopper series #netflix heartstopper #netflix #hs #heartstopper comic #kit connor #heartstopper season 2 #bilingual #bi #bisexual #bisexuality #text post #text posts #heartstopper shitpost #paris #paris trip #heartstopper volume 3 #incorrect quotes #heartstopper incorrect quotes #heartstopper incorrects #narlie

[letsmakesomeonehappytoday]

LOVE ON TOUR 2❤21 2❤22 2❤23 | I'm gonna miss you, but I'll be loving you always

#stylesnews #hlcreators #stylesedits #harry #my edits #hs gifs #not a gif but anyways #this post is so long but it's harry's fault he had so many shows #also the quote is from my show because i can #and i'll probably change the pictures from today's show #but i wanted to post this now so #okay enough rambling

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JOHN: could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word "flaming"?

ROSE: YOU have obtained: 🔥x1.

JOHN: i, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. it is an emergency.

JADE: perfectly executed joke! no notes

#source: @vulgarmaw @vampireghostknight and @vexwerewolf #mod dave spreading aspec homestuck propaganda on incorrect-hs-quotes dot tumblr dot com for like #idk. however long ive been here #aspecification of everybody. fire up the Beam #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #john egbert #rose lalonde #jade harley

[hivequest]

#hiveswap #hiveswap friendsim #zebruh codakk #chixie roixmr #friendsim #hs #incorrect friendsim quotes

[xefros-tritoh]

i love roxy so much shes everything 2 me

#homestuck #hs #roxy lalonde #hs roxy #homestuck quote

[missbehavior0u0]

Current faggot joke count is two! Hoping to break the record next post of a similar nature

#homestuck #hs #eridan ampora #aradia megido #feferi peixes #sollux captor #kanaya maryam #jake english #roxy lalonde #Jane Crocker #terezi pyrope #vriska serket #Karkat vantas #tavros nitram #equius zahhak #incorrect quotes

[assholepants]

#homestuck #dave strider #davesprite #hs quotes

[blackest-soul]

A Short Girl’s Guide to Working at the BAU

I. Dealing with Morgan

Derek: How short are you?

Y/N: you mean how tall?

Derek: no, how short??? You can barely reach my shoulders!

Y/N, in a soft voice: not my fault i got the southeast asian genes and you are very aware that im only 4’9 so shut up ok.

Derek: fine fine fine. So, just out of curiosity…hmm can i, well, can i use you as a hand rest coz u are the perfect height!!!

Y/N: do that and you will die

II. Emily and her unwanted maternal instinct

*Y/N, walking around the bullpen without her ID, in a backpack*

Concerned Agent: hey, hey kid. Are you lost? Where’s your guardian? You cant just go walking around here…

Y/N, spotting Emily and pointing at her: Don’t worry, Agent. There’s my mom. I’ll just go and talk to her.

Concerned Agent: huh, didn’t know she has a child. Wait let me call her for you. SSA Prentiss!! Your daughter is here!!!!

Emily: WTF ARE YOU ON ABOUT?

Emily, seeing Y/N: STOP CALLING ME YOUR MOTHER YOU ARE 25 ffs!!!! WE DONT EVEN LOOK SIMILAR!!!

Y/N: not my fault he can’t remember me.

Y/N: so mom, what’s for lunch?

Emily: i packed you an extra sandwich. You should eat more.

Also, Emily: why the fuck am i mothering you!?? I can’t even take care of myself

III. A tired singlefather!Hotch

Hotch, reprimanding Y/N for all her choices in life: … and lastly, stop eating expired and dirty food! I saw you eating your sandwich after you dropped on the floor for lunch!!!! Am i not giving you enough allowance?

Y/N: the food barely touched the floor!!! Besides germs wait for the five second rule so i am going to be fine. And what allowance???!!!??

Hotch: you are giving me a migraine. Shut up and let me process the words that just came out of your mouth

Y/N: really???? maybe you should start eating dropped sandwiches more coz i do not get migraines

Hotch: one more sound and you will be grounded

Y/N: as if!!! What are you gonna do?

Hotch: no phone

Y/N: we need phones for work

Hotch: no internet for a week

Y/N: try again, I work with Penny.

*Reid, walking by to get another coffee*

Hotch: No Reid

Y/N: NO REEIIDD!!!!

Hotch: YES! NO REIDD

Y/N: you cant just do that!!!

Hotch: YES I CAN!!! NO REID TIL COLLEGE, YOUNG WOMAN!!

Y/N: TIL COLLEGE!!!!!!!! Rossi will hear about this

A few moments later

Reid, to Hotch: hey Hotch, can Y/N and I hang out later? I wanna invite her to watch a movie with me.

Hotch: No.

Reid: what do you mean NO.

Hotch: She’s grounded. NO REID TIL COLLEGE.

Reid: she has two PhDs already.

Hotch, unblinking: NO. REID. TIL COLLEGE.

IV. Rossi and the granddaughter he never asked for but clearly loves

Rossi: so tell me what ails you, bambino.

Y/N, pouting and whining: Hotch *hiccups* grounded *hiccups* me. He said *hiccups* I cannot see Reid. Til college *wails, while dramatically throwing herself to the sofa*

Rossi: don’t you cry now, cara. I will talk to your father about this. Here’s $100. Go buy yourself something nice for your date with Reid.

Y/N: it is not a date, nonno. Just a movie.

Rossi: Regardless, take it. I will talk to, Hotch.

V. Reid and his never ending explanations of “yes she is my girlfriend. no i am not a pedophile, we met when she’s 25. yes i am sure she is 25. And no i am not dating a high schooler”

*Reid and Y/N, finally on their movie date.*

Bouncer: hey young lady. Do you know this man?

Y/N: oh yes, sir. He is my boyfriend. If you will excuse us, we need to catch a movie.

Bouncer, suspiciously looking at Reid

Reid: SHE IS 25!!!!

Bouncer, suspicious stare intensifies

Reid: she is just short please we are adults

Bouncer:

Reid:

Y/N:

Y/N: here is my ID, sir. We work for the FBI. I am Asian and just really short.

Bouncer: oh okay. Sorry. You can never be sure these days.

Reid: thank you for looking out for other people, though

Bouncer, suspicious stare:

Reid, whispers: wtf

#criminal minds #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid #spencer reid x you #spencer reid fluff #spencer x reader #incorrect quotes #criminal minds fanfic #i am a 26 years old teenage girl #i can pass for an hs student

[jadedharleys]

GG: i’m soooo sleepy i’m such a #tiredgirl

TC: hEaDs Up I fOuNd BlAcK mOlD iN mY rEsPiTeBlOcK yEsTeRdAy So PoStInG fReQuEnCy MaY dEcReAsE

TT: Who up for the witching hour

AG: wyd in this situ8ion >:::;'D [photo of actively burning building, reverse image search: no results]

CT: ––>The moment you die will feel e%actly the same as this one

AT: i, nEED TO QUIT MY JOB,

CG: THE WORLD IS ALWAYS ENDING

AC: :33 < should i eat pork chops for dinner yes or no

CA: just drovve 150 miles for something i bought on facebook marketplace

CC: Day 177 since )(e g)(osted me

TG: buy my new album for pay what you want on bandcamp

TA: ju2t got my rii2peradone refiilled 👍

GA: I Need To Look Like [Attractive Female Celebrity] I Wonder If I Could Steal Her Skin

AA: n0thing matters in the w0rld i h0pe i fall 0ff a building t0m0rr0w

GC: M3 4ND WHO >:] [saw bathroom screenshot]

#jade posts #homestuck #hs #homestuck incorrect quotes #jade harley #gamzee makara #rose lalonde #vriska serket #equius zahhak #tavros nitram #karkat vantas #nepeta leijon #eridan ampora #feferi peixes #dave strider #sollux captor #kanaya maryam #aradia megido #terezi pyrope

[galacticcosmologist]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 <- links should start working as posts leave the queue

#dirk strider #ult dirk #ultimate dirk #jake english #dirkjake #rose lalonde #jade harley #dave strider #aradia megido #feferi peixes #homestuck #hs #homestuck incorrect quotes #hs incorrect quotes #homestuck memes #hs memes #homestuck textposts #hs textposts

[funkfreakle]

part. um. 5 i think?? idk how long’s it been since i posted one of these. i’m still getting notes on the one with the dancestors y’all liked that one a lot, might do another

anyways here you go, take your food

#cgat homestuck #cgat made this #hs incorrect quotes #karkat vantas #aradia medigo #dirk strider #dave strider #jade harley #vriska serket #tavros nitram #hs caliborn #eridan ampora #sollux captor #terezi pyrope #john egbert #roxy lalonde #homestuck