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acoldghostlypresence · 8 months
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The union mandates 25 minutes dedicated to each employee's birthday.
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disarraydoodlez · 4 months
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Christmas List Erased Day 17: Gingerbread Construction worker Howie! Ngl, I'd love a 3 hour audio track of Howie detailing how to build a gingerbread house, cycling between citing baking steps like safety laws and yelling at people off-screen.
Like I'd prolly pay money for Justice saying things like:
"Alright, now that everyone has there necessary safety equipment, each of you are gonna have to follow my orders explicitly. We ran out of all the white frosting after that stinkin' kid ran in her and drank it all, so we're only left with yellow. Now I know in that context this may be seen as humorous, but we're being paid to build, not laugh. Trixie, your gonna hand me building materials as I plaster the walls together. Molly, I need you to make sure everything is level, because if even a crumb is outta place then this all might come out of our materials budget. Pheonica, you shoul- ..... a... are you EATIN' all our SUPPORT BEAMS?!?....... Trixie, I'm going to need a few drainage rocks"
Trixie: "Your mean the Coco puffs or the Fruity pebbles?"
Howie: "Hand me the PEBBLES"
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nyoomsamurai · 4 months
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several idiots walk into a bar /j
more lethal company! sometimes you just wanna watch the world burn, yknow?
bonus:
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this height is canon to me, how the HELL is howie only 5'10?? bro is at least 6'7 in my head what is this he cannot be 8 inches shorter than indus there's literally no way
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offline-nobody · 2 months
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happy aromantic awareness week yall!!
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wolygan · 5 months
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Why does no one talk about
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like there should be so much fanart of this guys, yall are failing me here seriously. I mean this is the anti-capitalist hellsite what are we doing here.
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lunarsluttymoon · 7 months
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Hey it’s been a couple of months, uhh here’s some more of these
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dishsoaptragedies · 8 months
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happy birthday to best bee man🎉🎉
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mugwot · 7 months
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the redwood gang!
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Howie in his full glory, had to be hidden behind Ramsey to not blind us all (and because composition)
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warddokteur · 1 year
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various epithet erased doodles
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i have a LOT of art but these are just from today. fun fact! i have not drawn these characters before so these are my honest to god first attempts. ill... use tumblr consistently one day... anyways here’s @jelloapocalypse​ ‘s epithet erased peeple
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sadsoftserve · 7 months
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Percy And Howie go to Lowe's
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hoosteechack · 7 months
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i present to you all: my epithet erased character alignment charts 1. reaction to watching a horror movie 2. response to "i like you" 3. how they would sit 4. what they would do in a twitter argument
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The stragglers who didn't fit in the last post
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Howie Honeyglow from Epithet Erased is Forklift Certified!
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I know there's a lot of "Oh, Percy would adopt Molly and lorelai!" No she wouldn't, yes, she cares for those wet cats but Percy is a busy woman, I mean, those cases aren't gonna solve themselves.
But you know who would adopt them? HOWIE. He babysat them, he knows them, he cares for them. HE should be their dad, not stupid assmunch Martin. Howie may be a hard worker, but he knows to put aside work to spend time and be responsible for family. UNLIKE SOMEONE.
HOWIE NEEDS TO ADOPT MOLLY AND LORELAI
wait you're right
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extrastrawberries · 1 year
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I don’t have a good caption for this, summarized the sillies
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EE pokemon team hcs !! <3
Hi!! so me and giovanni have been thinking and talking, and dw, we haven’t forgotten about you guys. However- we have been cooking up something silly, and here it is !! EE pokemon hcs.
note- all banzai blasters and former banzai blasters are basically team rocket members, but their ranking system follows Pokémon’s.
Giovanni- he has a gyarados that didn’t evolve from training or anything, he just loved it so much that it evolved. he found it in a puddle as a kid and grabbed it n went home. he gave it some crazy ass scary name but it’s silly. kids made fun of him a lot for it but he held onto it. he also has a houndoom that’s not that scary and his moms only let that one in the house. unfair.
Flamethrower- he has a ponyta and a charmander that he keeps insisting is gonna evolve any day now. he’s been insisting since he got it.
Car Crash- he has a varoom that he hatched from an egg with self destruct. Always seems to self destruct at the worst time
Ben- purrloin and an alolan rattata, standard banzai blaster pokemon.
Dark Star - he has a minior and a cosmog he found in a grocery store parking lot. no clue how it got there in the first place. It’s not scary at all and just floats around- because of course their only legendary does absolutely nothing.
Spike- she has a snubbull with a little spiked collar !! It hates everyone it doesnt know
Crusher- lillipup and a luvdisc <3
Molly- she has teddiursa, mimikyu, and an eevee. She’s not a trainer.
Sylvie- he has musharna, kadabra, espeon, flock of wooloo, and a mr mime that he's afraid of who keeps following him around. He’s a gym leader and psychologist
Mera- glaceon, alolan vulpix, froslass, frosmoth, and a snom that she doesn't battle with
Indus- has turtonator, shuckle, gigalith, sandslash; all of his pokemon have been ev trained to have max def. and sp. def and are INCREDIBLY annoying to fight
Percy- honedge, pikachu, and a growlithe which is standard issue for all officers. P much the Jenny of this world.
Ramsey- shiny rattata and shiny meowth that he trained to play poker
Zora- dusk form lycanroc, solrock, tyranitar, and toucannon.
Howie- combees and a vespiquen, perhaps a beedril (all of which help him work)
Arnold- alolan meowth with payday
Bugsy- lickitung
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