#how the fuck that jk one still closer to 1 million then zero

[agustdef]

I love seeing people throw a fit about the multi getting into the BTS meet and greet, but not directing even half that energy to a whole fucking anti of some of the boys getting in.

#like so fucking stupid #and it's not even close to being the first time #or surprising #all this rage for multis and antis of members are right there #and sasaengs #how the fuck that jk one still closer to 1 million then zero #fuck outta here #niah's nonsense #might delete might not

[ahundredtimesover]

Friday Nights and Take-Out Drabble (1)

You watch too many crime shows, you know that?

Pairing: Jungkook x (f.) Reader

Genre/Tags: strangers to friends to lovers, popstar/idol!jk, fluff, angst, future smut; this is a dialogue-heavy series so read if you’re into that!

Warnings: foul language, heavy drinking, perceived home invasion  

Word count: 1,400 too long

Series summary: You meet pop star/idol Jeon Jungkook at the cafe, you get close, and as Hyejin says, you’re like friends with benefits without the sex. But you’re bad at feelings and so is he.

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A/N: Flashback to the week before! And idk but this home scene plays out funny in my head

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Obsidian eyes look back at you, lulling you into a haze. Even with the blinding lights, they aren’t hard to miss. They’re so round and so dark and so shiny and so...

“Hey, you alive?” He asks, breaking you out of your thoughts.

“Yes,” you nod rapidly. “You have very pretty eyes,” you say, raising your hand to try and poke them, see if your finger will pierce through.

“Yah! I need those,” he says, grabbing your hand and keeping them at your side, a laugh escaping his lips. 

“But they’re so round and so dark and so shiny and so…” you say dreamily. You feel lightheaded. Everything looks so fuzzy and faint.

He stops you again. He’s seen enough to know you’re completely out of it; you rarely compliment him, especially when it comes to his looks. That’s definitely a tell. “Alright, time to go.” He stands up and pulls your arm. 

He stops on his tracks, thinking how this might look, not just to others but to you, even if you might not remember this in the morning.

Jungkook turns to the table on the far right of the bar and starts waving his arms. The next thing you know, Jaehyun is in front of you, mumbling about some heiress and that Jungkook is the only one sane enough to take your shit-faced, deadweight ass home. You trust this guy with your life so you let Jungkook lead the way.

And that’s the last thing you remember.

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You wake up to the absolute worst headache of your life.

You think back to the night before and the annual New Year’s celebration you had with your friends. A little late due to the food poisoning fiasco last week, but at your favorite high-end bar (which you only go to because of the discounted, sometimes free, drinks; otherwise, your cheap ass would never), every week feels like the New Year.

It was that one night you allowed yourselves to let loose and have fun before you go back to being responsible adults for the rest of the year, most of the time at least. And you know, based on the constant pounding in your head and how disgusting you feel, you definitely had a good night.

It’s then you realize you’re shivering, blanket merely covering half of your body. Despite that, you feel nasty, sweat from last night’s dancing already dried up, the stench of alcohol stuck on your clothes, and god, is that drool? 

You turn to your bedside table, a glass of water catching your attention, thankful for whoever brought you home last night - it was Jaehyun right? 

You groan, however, for the aspirin that you didn’t see. He must’ve forgotten. 

You proceed to take your clothes off, already moaning to the thought of a hot shower, freshly brewed coffee, and probably some sausage and eggs for breakfast - or lunch, whatever time it is. 

Hair in a bun and clad in your mismatched laced underwear, you walk out of your room to chug more water and take the aspirin that Jaehyun definitely forgot to bring out for you. But as you do, you pause in your tracks. Something feels different.

There’s this sense that something's amiss as you try to figure out in which drawer you keep your medicines in and look around your little apartment. You grab a knife from one of them for good measure, ready to fight whoever or whatever faces you. You know it’s not Jaehyun, otherwise you would have woken up next to him, a common occurrence and non-issue for the both of you. 

Your eyes scan the vicinity again, and then you see it - tall and chunky black boots sitting by your front door, and right when your eyes zero in on those unfamiliar looking items, you hear a creak and the sound of a doorknob turning. 

You immediately hide in the corner of the kitchen counters, cursing yourself for the excess grocery you bought that’s stacked inside your floor cabinets that you now can’t hide in. The floorboards creak - you should’ve had them fixed last month - and you feel your heart race a million miles a minute, breath hitching at the sound of footsteps approaching you. 

For some reason, you think to close your eyes - do you really wanna see your killer before you die? - and cover your mouth with your hand to keep any sound from escaping. At least you see this one coming, you think, and you at least have some lingerie on - there’s no Psycho shower killing scene happening today. 

“Y/N…” you hear a low, raspy voice; not too close but not that far either. So you do something stupid, thinking your intruder is at a safe distance… unless they have a gun, of course.

You brace yourself and immediately stand, right hand with the knife and left fist formed, ready to fight. “Don’t you dare come any closer, I have a black belt in Taekwondo!” You shout.

“What the fuck, Y/N!” An alarmed voice shouts back at you.

You open your left eye, then your right, and you crouch down on the counter with one arm on your chest, panic and stress now slowly being replaced with relief that your intruder isn’t actually an intruder but just Jungkook. 

Surely you would have recognized the signature black boots, right? But your head is still spinning and you don’t remember much from how last night ended. This isn’t the first time he’s come over but it’s definitely the first time he stayed over. Wait - he stayed over?

Your chest is still heaving; your mind is in a daze because you seriously thought you were going to die. 

“Yah! Can you please drop the knife!” 

It’s only then you realize you’re still pointing the knife towards him. You look up and you see the shock and fear in his eyes, and it registers to you the same time as it does to him. And you scream.

“What the fuck, Jungkook! Turn around now!” 

He seems to snap out of his own daze, the panic in his eyes unmistakable. “Shit, I’m so sorry, I didn’t realize! Fuck fuck fuck!” He shouts and then runs to your couch, his back to you. 

You head back to your room to slip on some clothes, steady your breathing, and give yourself a pep talk. “It’s okay,” you tell yourself. “You’re alive and well and you weren’t completely naked. You’re okay,” you repeat to yourself.

You check your phone and scroll through your friends’ group chat, photos of last night causing you to laugh at how fun and crazy it apparently was. One of the last messages was that of Jaehyun’s: “Y/N, Jungkook took you home, don’t freak out.” Well, too late bud. 

You open the door to your living room and see Jungkook pacing back and forth. He jumps a little when he hears the floorboards creak and he turns to you. 

“Look, Chae lost her car keys, Hyejin drunkenly proposed to Minho, you were drunk and Jaehyun hooked up with some girl so he gave me your house key but I couldn’t lock your door without taking the key with me and it felt weird and I…” he rambles, stopping when he sees you smiling at him. He looks so shy and nervous, nothing like the confident pop star you were partying with last night.

“I don’t want you to think I was, uh, you know…” he continues, hand scratching the back of his neck. “Planning something?” you finish for him. He nods.

“Jungkook, I had all my clothes on, I was sort of covered in a blanket, there was water prepared… you planned on taking care of me after being given the unwanted responsibility of taking my drunk ass home,” you say. You meet his eyes. “Thank you.”

You see him release the breath he’s been holding in, relief washing over him at your assurance that you knew all he wanted was to help you, not help himself. 

There was a short silence. “So… A black belt in Taekwondo, huh?” He laughs. 

“A lie, hence the knife.” 

“Seriously, Y/N, and what would that do? You watch too many crime shows, you know that?”

“Hmm, guess I do.” You respond.

He flashes you his bunny smile. It’s a cute one, you think, the one where his nose scrunches up a little bit. You decide it’s now one of your favorite things, aside from his eyes, of course.

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part 1 <<>> part 2

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[redhawtriot]

When Cheated On (Bakugou x Reader)

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Part 1: Shinsou

Part 2: Bakugou

All in all, your relationship with Bakugou was a successful one. You had pretty much gotten used to most of the more stressful situations. 

You had mastered cohabiting with with the meticulous hot head, you had braved social events with his alter ego, Ground Zero, and you had even conquered waiting alone during those long nights when he wouldn’t come home until the next morning due to his night patrols/missions.

There were also some aspects of your relationship that took a little more effort to get used to.

His refusal to warm you in public.

His persistent emotional wall that he had up.

His obsessive need to check your phone

Bakugou knew that he was an overbearing, overprotective, overwhelming boyfriend. He knew that it bothered you when you would find him going through your phone when you had accidentally left it laying around the house, vulnerable.

Eventually you had become somewhat accustomed to these intruding acts and were confident that he would never find anything incriminating on your phone—until he did.

“Y/N!!!” you heard him roar, causing you to temporarily lose your footing in the shower.

You heard him slam open the bathroom door only moments before the shower curtain was jerked open, inviting piercing cold air onto your wet skin.

“Katsuki! What the hell is your problem?!” You screamed at him as you tried to find sanctuary under the hot running water of the shower.

“NO!” he screeched as he angrily twisted the shower off, leaving you vulnerable to the icy air. You opened your mouth to protest but he sharply shoved your lit phone into your face as he continued his verbal assault, “What the hell is your problem, you idiot!?”

Your eyes struggled to focus on the objected being forced at you, but after a few short moments you saw a stream of texts that you had with one of your co-workers.

Implicating texts you were sure you deleted the night before. How could you have not deleted them the night before?!

Bakugou’s heart dropped when he saw your eyes widen at the phone set between the two of you.

Your silence caused his expression to momentarily falter. This wasn’t the way that this supposed to go. He would confront you with something. You would immediately refute his claims with that stupid adorable laugh you did and throw yourself on him saying things like,

“Your arms must hurt from reaching so hard all of the damn time,” or,

“Can’t I have two moments of peace in my own home?” and then you would shower him with endless compliments and praise, and tell him how much he meant to you before your eyes would glaze over with an expression that he knew all too well.

You would slowly draw him closer you with that stupid laugh and grace his neck and jaw with a flurry of soft and warm kisses. You would drag your hot lips up to his ear and whisper for him to ‘break your back like a glow-stick.’

He hated it when you said dumb shit like that. It completely killed the mood, but now as he stared at you with your mouth fumbling over itself, unable to say a word, he wished that he could hear it again.

Because he knew then that he wasn’t blowing things out of proportions like he usually did.

His brain tried to process these events but with them came too many emotions. He couldn’t compute the scene that played out in front of him.

“You… cheated on me?!” he voice cracked as his throat began to dry out. His brain seemed to finally click as the happenings fell into place.

He snarled as he tried to cover up this obvious tell of emotion, “and your dumb ass thought that I wouldn’t find out?!” he screamed before destroying the phone in a ball of smoke and flames.

“Katsuki!” you cried out in horror.

He honestly hadn’t meant to do that, but he rolled with it anyway. Destruction was the only thing between him and a full-blown mental breakdown right now.

You immediately grabbed your nearby towel and floundered out of the shower, “I- I don’t know what to...” you struggled to formulate a full sentence as you frantically threw a towel around yourself. You looked up to his face and was met with an unfamiliar expression.

You expected his eyebrows to be twisted and raised in a crazed expression.

You expected his teeth to be grinding inside of his scowling mouth.

You expected him to be furious.

You would have preferred it that way honestly because the softened face and wet eyes that you were met with broke your heart in a million different ways.

Your confrontational and boisterous boyfriend seemed to be replaced with a heartbroken, helpless stranger. 

You felt the back of your eyes become hot. 

In that moment for Bakugou your eyes were trying to destroy that fine line that he was dangerously teetering on. As he looked into them they only reminded him of how much he loved you and how terrified of losing you he was. Bakugou absolutely hated losing.

His heart flipped inside of his tight chest as the first tear fell from your face.

You didn’t even bother on prefacing with a ‘let me explain.’ Your Bakugou hardly listened to you enough normally, it would be a miracle if he listened to anything you said right now at all in his unstable state, “They... were just a friend I swear,” you knew better than to grab him, so instead you threw your your face in his shirt, “We just had too much to drink this weekend, but I swear I didn’t sleep with them. I stopped myself! I—”

“You stopped yourself, Y/N? Congradu-fucking-lations!” The way that he yelled at you didn't match the hopeless look on his face and he knew it. Frustrated, he aggressively wiped his eyes clean with his arm, “I’m gonna go to the guest bedroom. You get an hour to pack up your shit and leave.”

You couldn't find it in yourself to answer him. You knew that reverting to your old tactics of flattery wouldn’t help you now, but maybe there was one last effort to fall back on. 

You hesitantly moved your face up to look at him, but he wasn’t looking at you. He was staring at the shower in front of you as if the last five minutes were playing on a loop in his mind. God, you had broken him.

You paused for a moment before reaching up to his jaw and pressing a firm kiss on his skin. He still remained as a statue-- unmoving and unbothered; however, his lack of disapproval pushed you to place down another kiss. 

Then another. 

And another until your lips found there way to his own. You were more than surprised to find his lips moving ceremoniously with your own. They moved in a well-rehearsed, passionate dance that you two had been practicing for a long time. 

His hands moved up to your hair and grasped tightly at the fibers as he drew you in closer to him to intensify the performance. You leaned your body against his and felt your head become light against his tight grip as he moved you to match him. 

You felt a slight wetness splatter onto one of your cheeks before your dance was harshly abrupted. 

“Cut that shit out.” he suddenly yanked his face away from yours as he lowly commanded you. You looked up to his face which was being progressively covered in more tears.

“Baby…” you wheezed as if the air had just been knocked out of you. You reached out to his face, “I thought—”

“GO!” he bellowed as he snatched his body from you and smacked your hand away from him. He once again harshly wiped his face dry with his arm, “Get to packing.” 

You noticed that he was starting to tear up again as he marched to the guest bedroom and slammed the door behind him.

You waited only a few moments before mustering up the courage to follow after him. Your hand paused as you reached out to grab to door handle. I guess deep down you knew that the events that would occur on the other side would forever change the nature of your relationship. 

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Part 2.5?  Someone else could even write it if you wanted to.... jk... unless?

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[i-like-your-genitalia]

Answer them all!! I dare you to

Okay I hope you are ready for this, this is gonna be one long reply! 😭😂

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

Well this is a surprise, a nice surprise…

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

On the lips? Nothing? But I kissed my sister on the cheek like yesterday so yeah

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

As long it wasn’t any A class drugs, tho honestly weed is probably the only one I’d be super okay with

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

Nope it’s 4 letters

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

Drunk

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

Yeah, I moved away 😒

7. What does your last received text say?

“Okay AHAHAHAHAHAH” and “I don’t even think I’ve gotten 100% on a buzzfeed quiz”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

On the lips? Just once.

9. Where was your last kiss at?

At a club Ahahah

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

When she barged into my room like 10 minutes ago

11. What do you drink in the morning?

Water or orange juice if we have it in the house!

12. Where did you sleep last night?

In my own very comfy bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

Yessssss

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

Yup, for sure!

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

Nah we’d be chill

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Sunny ☀️

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

Ahahah quite a few actually! Joy is quite a popular middle name!

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

No pants at all atm 😂

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

I hope so! But it wouldn’t be bad if I wasn’t!

20. Does anyone like you?

Yes ♥️♥️

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

I’m not actually sure?

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

No? At least not when I kissed them!

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

There are several 😂

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

Omg yes, only I hate needles and am broke 24/7

25. In the past week have you cried?

Yes! I’m a cry baby tbh

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

I think it was a jack Russell of some sort!

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

Out of the shower?????

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

Not that I know of???

29. Do you think you’re old?

Nope, I’m still a young ‘un

30. Do you like text messaging?

Yeah, otherwise I’d have zero friends

31. What type of day are you having?

A good one, I’m pretty tired tho!

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

Yeah, I got told by sister I’m not allowed to embarrass her by getting one tho!

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

Definitely warm ☀️☀️

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

Yeah, obviously my dad but I had a couple of best mates who are guys! And they still mean a lot to me even tho they are snakes

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

A relationship I think!

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

Lmao definitely complicated

37. What song are you listening to?

Selfish by Hi-Tone

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

Yeah most of the time

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

Yeah, well almost 😂

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

I don’t know, I’ve been friends with them for ages. And it kinda just happened. So it wasn’t anything specific just lots of small things over time!

41. When did you last receive a text message?

Like an hour ago

42. What is wrong with you right now?

I’m very far away from my friends

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

Very well she’s my sister 😂

44. Does anyone disgust you?

Donald Trump

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

Depends on who!

46. Are you in a good mood right now?

Yeah, I’d say so!

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

My family, we were having dinner

48. What color shirt are you wearing?

Who says I’m wearing one? Jk jk, it’s charcoal

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

Probably, but nothing specific I can think of!

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

No!

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

Nah!

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

Yeah lots of people, but somehow I can’t!

53. Do you like rain?

Sometimes

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

Not really, as long as they aren’t alcoholics

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

Every crush I’ve ever had tbh

56. Do you like to cuddle?

Hell fucking yes

57. Are you shy?

Kinda, depends on the situation

58. Do you get along with girls?

I love girls

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

Nope

60. What do you carry with you at all times?

My phone and lip balm

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

Yeah probably! Ahahah tho I’m kind of a wimp!

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

Yeah! I’m not good at flings! I either commit or I don’t at all!

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

Lmao I wish 😂

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

Yessss! ♥️ forehead kisses would absolutely kill me

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

My best friend had lots of adorable moments and so did my crush

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

17/18, 20???? And 19

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?

If I had the money get them done, but tbh I can’t be arsed to dog nails. I don’t have the patience

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?

Not a huge fan of animal print honestly but probably zebra

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?

I don’t have a car ATM

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?

Luke Bryan, I fucking hate Lil Wayne

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?

iPhone 👌🏽

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?

Like a good 5 months ago!

73. Do you like diet soda?

Go hard or go home

74. What color are the walls in your room?

Right now white!

75. Are you 16 or older?

I’m 18, 19 in July

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?

Yeah haven’t watched it in ages tho

77. Do you have a job?

Yeah, checkout staff

78. What are your initials?

M.J.M.C

79. Did you ever have braces?

No, but I’ll probably get some

80. Are you from the south?

South of where?

81. What does your last status on facebook say?

Ahahah who the fuck knows???

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?

Not really! He’s a good lad tho

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?

Definitely my mum!

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?

Officially gymnastics but I was a cheerleader in primary!85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?

I can’t remember tbh I think it was a kids movie

86. Do you smoke?

I have had tired it, but not really a fan!

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?

Heels, I’m extra like that

88. Is your phone touch screen?

Yes, a very cracked touch screen!

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?

Curly, I’m too lazy to straighten it often!

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?

Yeah, but it was usually too much effort!

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?

A pool 😂

92. Have you ever made out in a car?

Nope 😒

93. …Had sex in a car?

And nope

94. Are you single or in a relationship?

Single

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?

Talking about my feelings

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?

When some idiots let them off in the middle of the road like a week ago’

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?

Yuppppp

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

Nah, I wouldn’t cope tbh

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?

Nope thank god!

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?

I used to be but went through and deleted them

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?

Nope Ahahah

102. Name your favorite Kesha song:

The classic Tik Tok

103. Do you have any tan lines right now?

So many, the downside to living in a permanently sunny country

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?

If I had to! Not my go to style. But it’s still cute 😂

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