#how do you post a PENIS

[aesthetic-uni]

Miles “Who’s Morales” vs Gwen “Gwwwwanda” vs Pavtir “You seem like a nice young woman I do not know” FIGHT

#uni talks about the universe #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse spoilers #miles morales #gwen stacy #pavtir prabhakar #the spider kids DO NOT know how to lie #Jess: You know we can just teach them how to lie #Miguel: sorry no this is a canon event #Peter B: For once I agree every kid must suffer through this stage #Hobie seems like he’s immune to this #but he slipped up once and no one has ever been able to figure out what happened #there’s wild rumors going around that he will never confirm nor deny #side note Margo and Peni are also apart of the spider kids #this has nothing to do with the post I just see people leaving them out so I’m making this formal announcement to my two followers #originally I put how pav’s hair was giving him away but the scene with saving his girlfriend felt more accurate yknow?

[zeravmeta]

i know luffy is aroace coded (and in my heart he is, celibacy win!) but also i think we are underestimating the potential comedy of luffy having sex because that idiot is irreverent of every single thing and you just know he wouldn't find sex to be like. special. its just something people do for fun!

his ass is on the snail phone within the hour like traffy did you know about sex??? lets have some! and then the strawhats have to tackle him away from the phone before they have like 4 separate naval armadas at their doorstep vying for the opportunity

#someone finding sex irreverent is inadvertently how you know the sex will be good #but listen to me. it would be so fucking funny #luffy losing his shit midway saying 'gum gum penis' and yknow what. me too #gotta find that one post thats like 'sex ed? how stupid do you have to be to study for sex lol??' #zerav meme #one piece #also b4 anyone says it Luffy already absolutely knows what sex is he just doesnt care #if he did care it would be in the same category as funny games to play with friends in his brain

[st4rlex]

peni gives noir pop rocks and he starts coughing so hard he starts glitching

#tumblr seems to like nightmech more than twt so im posting this here too #was gonna draw this but then i realized id have to draw noir at least partially unmasked #and i dont wanna do that #it never feels right whenever i try to draw it so i just dont #if one of you wanna go ahead though #one of my mutuals replied with the peter griffin rice cake gif thats basically how itd go #thinking about it theres a 1212 year diff between their time periods #pop rocks from peni's dimension might actually kill him #peni parker #SP//dr #peter benjamin parker #spider man noir #lex speaks #nightmech

[post-futurism]

It is very disappointing to be connected to Australians on this website only to quickly discover they are terfs.

#terfs are so close to discovering that abolishing the gender binary is actually a good thing #this one i just blocked came up with the idea that in a future where there was no gender there would only be sex #and went on to 'support' their argument by saying there would be no pronouns only people with penis or vagina #like how do they not understand those are still pronouns lmao #terfs are so caught up with hating trans women and despairing over trans men that they have forgotten what a pronoun actually is #like this person didn't realise they were creating a binary again based on this fictional idea that there are only ppl with penis or vagina #that there is no inbetween or ability to change whether naturally or socially #and it's so funny because they'll think the binary sex is normalised by nature when it's not!!!! #God #insert that meme where it's a guy on a fashion show criticising someone calling s colour a fancy name #'in a world post gender there wd be no need for nb or trans p bc it wouldn't make sense there would only be two sexes' #shut up. you mean you want to trade one binary for another #you want to revert back to when we didn't fully understand the expansive breadth of being #and pretend that there are no intersex people or even a social contract #terfs are so blind imagine living in a world so restrictive #like abolishing any social binary in a way that recognises multitudes of being is the outcome that will benefit society #not abolishing the gender binary only to fall back on the sex binary #it's the same thing!!! it's the same thing!!!

[sunflowersolace]

terfs will say shit like “people with penises are incapable of feeling any emotion beyond rage” and think it’s the best most feminist take in the world. girl you are going backwards.

#every time a terf unironically posts about how straight men are incapable of love an angel dies #idk how to tell you this but arguing that the shape of a person’s genitals makes them inherently soulless and evil isn’t good lmao #you aren’t holier than thou bc you have an innie #bodies do not define morality #penis bad vagina good!!! bro you are the reason feminism is treated like a joke #you aren’t a feminist you’re fucking insane #and you’re just making it easier for cishet men to get away with “but we can’t help it it’s in our nature” #no it isn’t and you both know damn well. #terfs if you interact with this post i’ll fucking skin you i’m trans and i’m proud #also no amount of internet threats against terfs will ever compare to the millions of trans people slain or attacked for living #terfs will argue that they’re being oppressed bc a 15 year old trans person said “hope terfs die” #and then those same exact terfs will whoop and cheer when a trans person is murdered #don’t pretend to be a feminist. just say you’re a transphobe. #don’t pretend to be a good person while doing it #don’t hide behind the guise of wokeness while spitting the most vile shit #a rock dipped in blood is not a ruby #although it may appear as one from a distance

[zolusbian]

born to write amazing porn, forced to work weird jobs to pay the bills

#noa last night: how do you write this you don't even have a penis #me: :3 #text post

[desperatepleasures]

you know what. when anissina got vaginoplasty she donated her dick to densham so he could get phalloplasty. why waste a perfectly good penis

#follow for more Bad Posts #i just know the karbelnikov siblings are both trans and also kinda fucked up #do you think pple are scared to sleep w densham bc they're intimidated by the idea of anissina's cock #this is exacly how phalloplasty works in this universe and you cant convince me otherwise #'where's my sister?' 'who do you think gave you the penis' #kkm tag

[voxalos]

Tumblr is the renaissance of oral history because I'll try to look up some of my favorite posts from here and they just won't fucking show up on any search engine

#the penis typo one that said do you know how hard it is to write with this thing #i know it's poorly written on purpose but i can't fucking Google it #and there are hundreds of other penis typo posts on here #but not the penis typo i need...

[welcometogrouchland]

Finished rewatching spiderverse

[ID: the Jonathan Van Ness "okay, it's totally fine. Why am I crying?" Meme. End ID]

#ramblings of a lunatic #EVERYONE SHUT UP I'M THINKING ABOUT MILES MORALES #specifically thinking abt how his inclusion in spiderman stories changed the comic landscape forever #AND THEN HIS MOVIE DID IT IN FUCKING ANIMATION TOO #DO YOU UNDERSTAND. THE POWER. THE INFLUENCE #HE IS THE MOMENT AND HE HAS BEEN SINCE THE 2010S #but for real i always forget how emotional the storyline of into the spiderverse makes me #it's like. i see this spark in you! it's a leap of faith! how do i know i wont mess up again! you don't! IT'S A LEAP OF FAITH #IT'S THE ENTIRE FUCKING FINAL CONFRONTATION. HOW IT'S EVERYTHING FOR MILES' CHARACTER #HE IS SO FUCKING SPECIAL TO ME #i never delved far into his comic runs bc I've never liked bendis as a writer and by the time his first non bedis run was coming out #i lost the hyperfixation on comics (tho never the special interest) #whenever it's next activated tho (bc I'm a fucking sleeper agent ig) i think I'll have to check it out. especially post spiderverse #it's too good for there not to be bleed back #anyway. my only gripe with the entirety of spiderverse is that while peni parker is funny they should've gone with her og character- #-as a fuckin. i believe it's an evangelion homage? bc it'd be funny if the cutesy anime girl was actually the most fucked up spiderperson #and they didn't go with that for the sake of cheaper more generic anime jokes. boo #still the best movie ever tho idk what to tell you #I'm crying!!!

[yourbuckies]

what a good way to start the day..............................

#is chris still doing interviews where is my backstory!!!!!! #where are the bts!!!!!!! #sebastian was SO busy during that time bit he showed up i'm drowning in my own tears #he's on chris's left 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #god sebastian had to have brought up the penis thing at this point right #like hahaha coincidence i was possibly gonna ask you to do a cameo too #they love each other so much #[gurgling noises as i finally succumb to my ocean of tears] #also the last scene is just a fantasy sam has post ws #steve's pining about how everything reminds him of bucky #bucky used to walk just like us bucky used to eat food bucky used to call me steve bucky used to breathe air #and sam just goes to his little happy place where he gets revenge for his car #evanstan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[computer-boy]

i had the war and hate on planet Venus post stuck in my head ALL day and it was hell

#my posts #it was like #me: walking around #waiting for the bus #entering a building #doing human things. you know how it is #brain (quietly): war on hate on planet Venus suck my blood and kill my penis everybody wants to rule the world #me: SHUT UP FOR TWO MINUTES

[technoxenoholic]

Thanks for telling me that BTS is problematic. /gen

...i genuinely don't remember posting anything about that particular racist boy band, so i can only assume you got this tidbit from my carrd... which has precisely zero details about why they're, quote, "problematic" (the answer is their antiblack racism). they're just... included in a list of examples.

context for readers -- the list in question is this:

i also block anyone who supports popular creators who have an ongoing pattern of harmful behavior and/or have not properly apologized for past wrongs, including author j. k. rowling, minecraft youtuber "dream" and members of his survival multiplayer server/roleplay production, the k-pop band "bts", and similar others.

considering that is literally all i can recall EVER saying about bts, i strongly recommend actually looking into what black bloggers have written about their history of appropriation of black culture. y'know, instead of just taking me at my carrd, considering i'm just some random white nonhuman on the internet.

anyway, no offense, but you're a minor with an apparent penis gif in your header, so unless you change the header and/or truthfully report back that you are no longer 17 and simply haven't updated your bio, i'm going to have to block you, because i am not even a little bit comfortable engaging with minors who are posting sexual shit in any context. like, i'm 26. i'm 9(?) years older than you. please understand that this boundary is neither trivial nor ignorable for me.

#stfu blue #reborking is prohibited #ask response #xenogemini #genital mention #discussion of racism #will tag if needed #i cannot stress this enough. do not fucking lie to me if you're still a minor. this isn't about how mature you think you are. #this isn't about 'penis joke funny'. this is about my boundaries. this is a firm line and i will NOT budge. #posting this publicly because the bts thing and the reassertion of this boundary both warrant it #if anybody harasses this kid i will eat you alive

[always-a-slut-4-ghouls]

Do terfs know it’s possible to be like “I like girls but I’m not into dating someone with a penis regardless of gender. It’s just a personal preference. I can think that without saying that genderqueer people are invalid and dangerous” or do they live like they see with V.A.T.S. and everyone is marked as hostile?

I’m using someone attracted to girls in this example because the last one to show up in my feed was a lesbian who was VERY vocal about girls having a penis, but that can go for any gender and any orientation. You can just, not be attracted to an individual, that is very much a thing. You don’t need to find everyone fuckable. You don’t have to be so weird about it and start to get hostile towards random people for just existing. The stuff I have seen those people say unprompted is insane. They really do see things as “penis bad” and ignore everyone and everything else.

#emma posts #I’ve seen them go on and on about how‘I don’t hate men. I just don’t like them’ and then #they will go like ‘and I think that’s okay because I think all men hate women and want to hurt me’ #sorry but I’ve been around and befriended enough guys to know that they aren’t all woman haters. most aren’t #and if anything they are often pretty clueless #because of how society is structured #and I don’t know weither I should feel relieved or mad over the fact that they just kids ignore #genderqueer people who don’t have a penis #like it’s fucked up that they are doing this to anyone but you can really see that it’s just #‘men are inherently bad’ in the nature of what they say. they never say trans men (using the term correctly) are dangerous #it’s only trans women #but they really think that they aren’t just being convinced that men are different and bad #inherently dangerous and are bound to hurt you #like sorry but that’s not feminism #feminism is about going after patriachial systems and all that #things that affect everyone and are what taking action on would actually be good to do #tw terf mention #and then a bunch of them get convinced that gender roles are real and that there is an inherently masculine and feminine energy or something #like girlie you are going full circle. that’s gender roles again. #but they never actually care to engage with THAT fact #before they even start with me I have and was born with a vag and two X chromosomes. which is a thing i only know because I took several #genetic tests for unrelated reasons. that’s because chromosomes don’t always ‘match’ what you developed to have in the womb #it’s actually a very complicated and messy process with a lot of potential results but that’s above middle school science class #and someone was calling people gendies like. if you’re going to try to insult me make up something better #it’s always annoying when bullies can’t even come up with something interesting to harass me with #I’ve been called worse. you can do better than a thirteen year old #or maybe they can’t. they don’t understand science above that grade so how could they come up with something better than the 13 year olds #I’m not making this re-blog able right now because I’m fucking tired of shit #no one pays attention to me normally so it would be super annoying to get noticed over THIS

[neverendingford]

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#tag talk #hey bitches. she's afk so mom said it's my turn with the body. feels good to be back. I hate half of you parasites and I'm blocking some #same with Instagram. bunch of fucking drones posting shitty memes and sending the most unfunny jokes possible. blocking most of you there #started the process of sorting some things out with her girlfriend because damn some things are unacceptable and you've gotta say something. #she gets to do the soft and useless damage control later I guess I don't fucking care. I'm not going to let us get disrespected like that. #she lets it slide but I'm done taking shit. #sent an angry email to our therapist last night as well because fucking hell how can you be so incompetent at your fucking job. #Jesus h Christ didn't you study this in school or something? yeah we've gone through multiple therapists sorry that makes you insecure??? #you're not the first and from the looks of things you're not going to be the last either. #saw the psychiatrist this morning and bipolar confirmed I guess. we'll see whether the new meds make much of a difference. #I kind of don't want them to though. I like being out and finally able to sort our shit out. #feels good to finally message people and tell them how I feel. I don't get a voice much anymore #and ugh I hate having long hair so much but I have to keep it because she needs it so I'll put up with it for her sake but damn I miss short #short hair was genuinely so fucking good and the hassle of long hair is so stupidly intensive but gender dysphoria so whatever I guess #anyway bye you mouth breathers I'm off to go get this stupid-ass body showered #I hate having a penis too though. that's one thing we can both agree on. it's so stupid and it hangs out and the shape is so stupid #God should take constructive criticism and also mean criticism because I have some opinions about how shitty his design is #anyway. bye idiots #Fade is such a fucking good band they were such a good pick for the Deadman Wonderland op