#how do the people with the W O R S T ideas that don’t even benefit the majority keep getting elected

[benkeibear]

☰ 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭

⧫ Character: Rindou

⧫ Reader: genderneutral | AFAB

⧫ WARNINGS: Dom!reader most Parts, sub!reader for Letter W, mentions of toys

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

ꕤ He’s very sappy after it

ꕤ Needs to be held and to hold you, so expect lots of cuddles after

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

ꕤ his legs! Likes that He can bend himself in various positions

ꕤ on you He likes your chest. He’s addicted to cupping your boobs and sucking on your nipples

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

ꕤ on your chest if you let him

ꕤ prefers not to release inside of you because even if you’re taking the pill or whatever He’s too anxious about a pregnancy

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

ꕤ He would love to share you with Ran just to see you fall apart on his brothers cock and how He can boast about you being all his

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

ꕤ Not really experienced. Had his first time but not much more than that

ꕤ Most women go for his brother because they think Rin is still little Rinnie, Baby of the family and all

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

ꕤ plain old missionary or you on top

ꕤ any position where he can see or touch your boobs really

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

ꕤ a few nervous laughs here and there

ꕤ a bit playful while exploring each others bodies, always smiling

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

ꕤ He keeps it neatly trimmed or shaves it off

ꕤ you don’t see much since it’s cute blonde hairs

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

ꕤ he’s so sappy!!

ꕤ wants you close, hold you, feel you, look at you, wants you to take care of him

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

ꕤ not that much. He used to do it sometimes

ꕤ Now He would much rather have the actual thing because you know exactly what He likes

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

ꕤ MOMMY KINK! And pet play, with him being your precious pet

ꕤ He is very interested in the idea of cuckolding? He’s just too shy to ask

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

ꕤ his brothers bedroom. Why? He doesn’t know either but it’s thrilling

ꕤ everywhere in your apartment so he can live out his kinks without shame

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

ꕤ When you boss him around, tell him what to do and He gets hard so fast it’s embarrassing

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

ꕤ Anything with feet.

ꕤ Poor guy has a footphobia

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

ꕤ giving, giving, giving! He lives for pleasing you, gets off himself just from the way you taste

ꕤ likes to receive aswell but only if your pussy is in his face

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

ꕤ he’s normally rather slow

ꕤ if you teased him enough He can become quite desperate, snapping his hips up into you in a fast pace

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

ꕤ only if it’s about you

ꕤ Slips his hand / face between your legs at every chance He gets

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

ꕤ Ehh, depends. He wouldn’t want people, that aren’t his brother or close friends to catch you

ꕤ otherwise He wants to try out everything from A-Z

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

ꕤ He can go 3-4 rounds but the first is the longest

ꕤ once He came he’s so sensitive, it doesn’t need a lot to get him over the edge again

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

ꕤ He doesn‘t own any toys himself but likes it if you use yours

ꕤ hold your vibrator to his tip or the rim of his puckered hole and he’s a whining mess

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

ꕤ He doesn’t tease you at all, gets off from your orgasms so he rather overstimulates

ꕤ but he’s very into being teased, especially if you use your toys

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

ꕤ at your place he’s very vocal, otherwise He suppresses it

ꕤ soft whines, high pitched moans and your name falling off his tongue like a prayer when He cums

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

ꕤ sometimes after fights or getting teased by his brother He just wants to bed you over and treat you like a cheap whore

ꕤ a whole other side comes out, a very cruel one

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

ꕤ not the biggest or most girthy one with 5,5 inches but he definitely knows how to use them

ꕤ he’s uncut and has a very sensitive tip, always leaking pre-cum when he’s aroused

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

ꕤ not that high

ꕤ maybe wants it 1-2 times a week

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

ꕤ if you made him cum more than twice he’s very sleepy, falling asleep before cleaning up while he’s cuddling you

#tokyo revengers x reader #Tokyo Revengers smut #rindou x reader #Rindou smut #Rindou haitani #Rindou haitani x reader #rindou haitani smut #bonten x reader #Bonten smut #tokyo Revengers Rindou #repost ♡

[ebonyslasher]

Could you make a Candyman NSFW alphabet post or smut with him?

Spicy Alphabet: Candyman Edition

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Daniel uses his one hand to massage you down, allowing your body to completely relax. You didn't think it was possible, but he was an expert at giving his one hand massages. Once, you're completely melted, he cleans off any residue and lays beside you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Daniel: His legs. They're long, beefy, and smooth. They are quite powerful.

You: Your hips. It turns him on when they swish side to side as you walk and tease him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Ejaculates an average amount, but it’s honey?

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He did attempt to control the bees to help a previous partner get off…using the idea of old sex toys that were used by Cleopatra. It did NOT go well. The bees were angry at him, they wouldn't even come when he summoned them! At least he didn’t have to see that sex partner ever again. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Yes. He’s been “alive” as a ghost for a long time. Throughout the ages, he would occasionally have some fun with some very willing victims.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Cowgirl

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Neutral. He’s open to laugh and joke flirtatiously, like most older black men do. But, he can be quite serious when he needs to be. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Groomed. There’s no way a man dressed like that would not be

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Intimate. The way he takes you down and up, inside and out, wet and messy would be classified as a romantic experience. He leaves you utterly spoiled when he makes love to you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

It’s quite hard to jack off if one of your arms is missing and then…the bees. So he just relies on sexual encounters with others. If he’s desperate to come, then he will just grind on something and ejaculate at the friction

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Nice fragrances or aromas, voyeurism, cumplay, massages

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Your smiles, smelling good, flirting with him. Calling him daddy. Dressing up in lingerie under normal clothes.  

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Don’t argue, be mean, dismiss his abilities, or let him see that you’ve been with other people

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers giving. Daniel savors the taste of you with precision. The years of practice show through his tongue.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and hard

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’s the making love type, so he would rather take his time.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yes, as long as no one gets hurt.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Moderate. He can last 20 to 30 minutes a session. He can go for 4 or 5 sessions in a day

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No, manufactured sex materials don’t really do it for him. Rather, he would be prefer to use it on you to see you writhe and grind.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He will verbally tease you as he slowly strokes against your sensitive walls.

"You were talking all that shit earlier, now look at you...my beautiful mess."

"You can do it baby, Daddy's got you. Yessss, feel it on through."

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Moderate. He grunts and has low moans. He’s also a dirty talker

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Since he ejaculates honey, he will lick it up (or have you do so) and spit swap when making out.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

9 inches length. 2 inch Width. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Average.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends. He entertains fake sleeping beside you, just to be close to you. Once you’re asleep, he will disappear. If you’re still awake, then he will take it as a challenge to put you to sleep.

#slasher x reader #candyman 1992 #candyman #black reader #grown folks business #spicy alphabet #daniel robitaille #daniel robitaille x reader

[yanyanderes]

I bet the reader isn't the only one Donnie put a tracker on, he also puts them on people/yokai he thinks are a threat and whenever they get too close to the reader an alarm goes off warning him. And if Donnie, for whatever reason, can't get there in time nor any of his machines then April will swoop in and “save” the day. Any duo including the family is scary in of itself but Donnie and April as a duo is really something ~special~.

But another thing, I do wonder how Splinter would be if he was a yandere for the reader, would he be like a second father to them, would he treat them like one of his own. I dont see alot of yandere Splinter content out there so how would I know?

I had this one scenario in my head that I wanted to make into a one shot but I didn't have enough ideas to keep it going, it was about you and Leo going on a date at a party. Throughout your time there Leo can't help but see someone stare at you so he tries to keep your attention on him by flirting . And it works, after a while it gets a bit too crowded for you so you go outside, while your chit chatting the night oway you confess that you saw someone stare at Leo but didn't want to confront the person in fear of making things awkward. “I mean you are really handsome” you say with a smile. It took him off guard, all the murderous thoughts Leo was thinking was swept as you squished his cheeks while complementing him on how “good looking” he was, further fueling his ego.

oh yeah, definitely.

donnie’s got a handful of trackers on hand 24/7 just in case someone sketchy comes along.

and then there are some people/yokai that he sees (y/n) with and he just gets so jealous of them, he plants a tracker on them anyways and watches them with a diligent eye, waiting for them to make one slip up so he can have an excuse to go after them.

and yes, i LOVE yandere team ups, i’ll take your entire stock.

this duo in particular i really love. april probably stays by (y/n)’s side the most while donnie watches from the monitors. the moment someone he planted with a tracker gets close, he’ll give april the heads up so she can either keep (y/n) away from them until donnie shows up, or she can take the threat down while (y/n) isn’t paying attention or something.

i feel like they’d argue a lot though. no serious fights like getting physically violent or anything, but more petty squabbles about things like who (y/n)’s favorite is. they never take anything said seriously, and they’re still a really good team, but these little quarrels happen often, and they can both get real sassy lol

and YES. there needs to be more familial yandere content.

splinter would try to show off how much of a cool dad he is, telling (y/n) all of his best stories from when he was lou jitsu. even though most of them are impressive enough, he definitely exaggerates some of his stories to make him seem that much cooler.

probably pulls the “oh i used to be such a cool movie star dude, now i’m an old rat man who lives in the sewers and i’ve lost all my glory, please don’t leave me too :(” card. and why would they leave him? yeah, he can be pretty messy and lazy, but he’s also super fun to be around, and his stories always leave them wanting more!

yeah, he knows (y/n) probably has their own parents, but isn’t he so much cooler? he’s a ninjitsu master and he’s starred in so many cool movies! probably teaches (y/n) a couple ninjitsu moves so that they can protect themselves and so that they look up to him more.

i know this wasn’t a part of the ask but like- i love imagining splinter and draxum fighting to be (y/n)’s favorite dad.

and both fail.

ok, draxum would probably fail a lot little harder than splinter, because he goes from 1 to 11 so quickly. oh, someone is bullying (y/n)? ok, he’ll go t e a r t h e i r h o u s e d o w n

but then there’s splinter who tries so hard to seem cool. if it was just him, he’d be a lot more chill, but now that he knows he’s got some competition, he’s a lot more desperate. so he tries to win their favor by being all hip and down with the kids and it’s just painful.

i’m just thinking of draxum, splinter and (y/n) having dinner. the guys are out on a mission or something, so it’s just the three of them. draxum and splinter are glaring at each other while eating. they had recently been arguing over who was (y/n)’s favorite, so they’re both in a salty mood.

and then suddenly, draxum slams his hands on the table and points at (y/n), telling them to finally knock some sense into splinter by saying that draxum is clearly their favorite.

and then splinter jumps in, saying that draxum is crazy. surely, they would favor the famous lou jitsu over some goat man that nearly doomed the human race, right?!

and then (y/n)’s sitting there, just trying to finish their dinner like

awww, and the thought of (y/n) accidentally stopping leo from confronting the person/yokai is nice!

i mean, it only stops the dark thoughts temporarily, but at least they’ve bought the person/yokai a little bit more time!

so they spend the rest of the date night flirting and gushing over each other and showering each other in affection. although the dark thoughts pop back up every once in a while, he’s able to bury them all under his obsession love for his s/o. for now, at least.

“your kisses are to die for~”

#yandere tmnt #yandere rottmnt #yandere teenage mutant ninja turtles #yandere rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #yandere tmnt 2018 #yandere donnie #yandere rottmnt donnie #yandere april #yandere rottmnt april #yandere splinter #yandere platonic splinter #yandere rottmnt splinter #yandere platonic rottmnt splinter #yandere baron draxum #yandere draxum #yandere platonic draxum #yandere platonic baron draxum #yandere leo #yandere rottmnt leo #platonic yandere #yan-asks

[katsu-curry835]

I cannot stress this enough tiktok has a policy whereby it CENSORS CONVENTIONALLY UNATTRACTIVE PPL. They will demote your video if you have wrinkles, an obvious beer belly, are too fat or too thin or have dwarfism. Among other horrid policies of course. The below is a leaked document from the moderators detailing what should be demoted by the algorithm.

I’m aware that most social media apps harvest your data, are prone to pipelines and shadowbanning and don’t pay their creators enough but TikTok is genuinely the w o r s t in every category. You genuinely lose nothing by not using it. Below is another image of a glitch that showed activist hashtags such relating to BLM with 0 views (they got shadowbanned)

Another huge problem that exists on the app is the radicalisation pipelines are so strong because the three minute vid and 150 character comment format completely flattens nuance. All it takes is for someone to sound confident and talk fast enough with a vaguely coherent argument before you start thinking that overpopulation is a myth and engaging in needless drama (see: Drew Afualo and Bela Delgato, Danisha Carter and her critics etc.) This is poisoning how we interact with politics. YouTube is nowhere near perfect but it at the very least rewards longer form content this stuff like video essays is promoted on there. Tumblr has no character limit so you can read the entirety of this shitty essay without me needing to cut things for brevity. Typing a TikTok comment has driven me insane before because 150 characters is not even close to enough to have an informed discussion. Who is correct has now become who can slam dunk on someone else the best.

I do genuinely think that Drew Afualo is a net positive for the world and I’m glad she’s using the TikTok algorithm to spread good messages. But let’s be honest here, her videos aren’t well researched takes on misogyny. And I don’t think they’re trying to be either. Drew shouldn’t be expected to sit down and research a TikTok while she’s shitting on some asshole; that’s not her style. I think the problem is beyond her control. People are taking her quips and one-liners to formulate their opinions on the world around them. This is ok in this example given that Drew a positive influence. But this can and has been weaponised so easily to spread harmful rhetoric left and right and when you’re on political TikTok it’s impossible to tell which is which. Misinformation is also shockingly common and incentivised by the format.

Finally, your attention span is dying. Let’s look at YouTube. YouTube’s policies make it so that longer content is rewarded and, and this is a crucial point, you choose what you want to watch. On TikTok, because you are given content with the assumption you’ll enjoy it, you have to decide while watching if you want to scroll or not. Eventually your window of tolerance of videos before they get good shrinks and you’ll end up judging the quality of the content based on the first seven seconds. Comparatively, YouTube has you choose videos assuming you’ll like them and therefore you’ll spend more time with the art before you decide whether or not it’s for you. When your attention shrinks to seven seconds on TikTok, this bleeds into other aspects of your life and is incredibly unhealthy (speaking from experience). I had to watch two hour long video essays to compensate for how TikTok was just wrecking my focus.

Most people know TikTok sucks and use it anyway but then encourage others not to get it. Why don’t we delete it? Here’s an idea, if you have TikTok, get rid of it now. Destroy its ubiquity and only use Tumblr and YouTube /j No but seriously delete the app I’m so happy I did. My life has improved infinitely since.

#tiktok #personal essay #in this essay i will #social media #delete tiktok

[ateezivy]

learn the alphabet with ivy (updated)

warning! jokes about drugs and killing (this is how she copes with her trauma😭)

A is for…

‘ass shakin on a tuesday?’

‘ask hongjoong if we can get mcdonald’s for dinner’

‘as a mingi enthusiast, i can confirm’

B is for…

‘but did i die?’

‘bonita’

‘boxing was fun until i almost broke my wrist-‘

C is for…

‘cause i said so’

‘cute is overrated, i like looking like i just killed someone-‘

‘call me when i actually care, wooyoung’

D is for…

‘don’t follow me, i won’t be running away. i’m going to the store…’

‘driving is easy, these losers are just lazy. AINT THAT RIGHT YUNHO???’

‘did someone say le sserafim?’

E is for…

‘eggplant emoji? boy what-‘

‘extra ice please’ ‘but seonghwa hyung asked for light-‘ ‘i said extra’

‘even if i die, keep performing’ ‘ivy no-‘

F is for…

‘frogs are innocent beings.’

‘for the LOVE OF GOD SAN SHUT UP’

‘felix said otherwise.’

G is for…

‘god would want me to’

‘going to the gym is so much work, but i’m forced to’

‘guys, i think i started my period…’ *cue panic*

H is for…

‘hongjoongie-oppa says i’m brilliant’ ‘he told you that so you would shut u-‘ ‘san no one asked for your input’

‘how did you manage to make jongho cry bruh-‘

‘how big is his-‘ ‘olivia!’ ‘-house…’

I is for…

‘i’m fearless’ *after getting scared by yunho*

‘i feel bonita’

‘if i have to dance to this song on more time-‘

J is for…

‘just say you hate me already’

‘jongho is my best friend, sometimes’

‘jimin would be my friend.’

K is for…

‘killing people is only okay sometimes’

‘kites still exist??’

‘KITTIES’

L is for…

‘lost me at the word running’

‘look at me’ *slaps san*

‘living is breathing.’

M is for…

‘mingi my dearest’

‘my type? mingi.’

‘my mom told me not to do it, but my mom is also a drug addict so-‘

N is for…

‘no money’

‘no ice cream for you mr. park’

‘nayeon-unnie is cooler than you’

O is for…

‘oh jolly pirate’

‘oh brother, this fool again’ *san walks in*

‘oh, i like yeosang more’

P is for…

‘people think im innocent. that’s cute’

‘pipe down’

‘poop doopy’

Q is for…

‘quit looking at me like that, you’re gonna make me vomit’

‘quiet, i think i hear god’

‘quit talking, i’m trying to listen to itzy!!!’

R is for…

‘right, and i’m beyoncé.’

‘right hand man, jongho. not you’ *cut to wooyoung frowning’

‘rings. blings. and all that’

S is for…

‘silence, who died?’

‘snow snow snow snow snow snow sno-‘ *yeosang throws a snowball at her*

‘sweet. can we go home now?’

T is for…

‘tomorrow is a new day, a new slay’

‘teen beach movie has one of the best soundtracks’

‘they see me rollin, they hatin-‘

U is for…

‘uvula shot’ *shows camera yunhos uvula*

‘under the seaaa. under the seeeaaa. darling is betTA down where it weTTA’

‘uhm, be so fucking for real right now…’

V is for…

‘very good morning my loves’

‘van… gogh’ *van starts moving*

‘valid point, too bad i don’t care’

W is for…

‘wow, and here i thought i was the idiot’

‘where is my food servants’ *acting a scene for a show*

‘why am i here. i need to go home. i, i need to go.’

X is for…

‘xoxo, go piss girl’

‘x-rays helped see the shape of dna’ ‘it’s 2 am. go to bed.’

x’s and the o o o’s they HAUNT me’

Y is for…

‘you have no idea what you’re talking about do you?’

‘yo, chill out brother’

‘yes, i do love my members. yes, i do hate my members. family.’

Z is for…

‘zoom zoom, hop in hotties’

‘zebras. are the white with black stripes. or black with white stripes’

‘zooweemama am i right?’

taglist: @atolua @skzfairies @itzy-eve @cixrosie @stopeatread @alixnsuperstxr @smh-anon

#ivy #ateez #kpop added member #ateez 9th member #kpop oc #ateez added member #hongjoong #jongho #mingi #san #kpop #kpopidol #kpop female member #kpop addition #ateez addition #ateez oc #ateez female member #ateez female addition #ateez female oc #oc addition #kpop female oc #fictional idol oc #fictional kpop community #fake kpop member #added member #additional member #addition

[undertale-writing-times]

Fluff alphabet with Nightmare, please?

Sure :) I have a lot of fun with these!

A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)

I think that he would... most likely love how you pay attention to things. It’s a fact that he enjoys, and if you like to fix up old things that got messed up, he will enjoy watching that too!

B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)

I think that he would most likely like your chest? Not in a sexual way, not at all. More just... he likes to listen to your heartbeat and breathing. Know that you’re still alive.

C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)

He doesn’t cuddle that often but when he does, he likes to lay his head on your chest and wrap his tentacles around you loosely. 

D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)

Most likely just the two of them under a moon lit sky and maybe fireflies. A very romantic and soft time.

E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)

He’s still trying to learn how to deal with good emotions and such. He doesn’t... get it.

F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)

He isn’t even sure if he CAN have children anymore.

G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)

He gives you gifts but in a way that tries to make it seem like it’s not a big deal. He just slides it over to you or hides it in your room and hopes you don’t notice.

H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)

He doesn’t really like to be touched too much by people and will only allow it if he is the one that decides to do it.

I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)

It depends on how bad but he would, most of the time, take care of you and tell you to be more careful.

J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)

He doesn’t do pranks.

K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)

He uh... doesn’t really kiss? Other than on the top of your hands or, rarely, your cheeks.

L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)

His love language are acts of service. He enjoys doing things for you, or getting his underlings to do it.

M = Memory (favorite memory together?)

When you stood up to Dream for him, shouting about how Dream wasn’t as good as a brother as he tried to always say he was. It made Nightmare feel pretty warm inside.

N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)

That you would want to leave him one day.

O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?)

He often wants to brush your hair for you before bedtime, and gets strangely grumpy if you don’t allow it. He likes to be part of things.

P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)

His Queen/King/whatever else, His Star

Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)

Mostly when he’s working or just like how a cat hangs out with you.

R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)

Left Behind by DA Games. “Behold the horrors, they lurk beneath the shadows of remorse. You wouldn't know of course, but I forced a new judgment day.”

S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)

He tries to be open with you but he keeps a lot of things hidden.

T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)

Fairly long time, I would assume.

U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)

Because you are his datemate and so close to him, your sadness and negative feelings taste extra good to him.

V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)

He does show you off, mostly when he wants others to feel jealous.

W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)

The idea of you fighting sounds... annoying. He doesn’t want you to do that.

X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)

He has a bit of a hard time, but knows if you’re lying about being upset.

Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)

Most likely with the help of the Bad Sanses...

Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)

Man, I have no idea haha. A nice cup of tea and a book.

#Nightmare #Nightmare Sans #Dreamtale #Dreamtale Nightmare #Nightmare X Reader #Reader X Nightmare #Fluff #Fluff Alphabet

[1p2p-heta-suggestives]

since you did a 2p version.. 1p liechtenstein alphabet if possible? don’t stress on it though!

Usual disclaimers: I see her as around my age, 18, since she has no canon age afaik, I'm not writing nsfvv of minors. Read more is here so people don’t accidentally read this kind of content without wanting to.

A - Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

• Immediately cuddles up to them, she's super affectionate with them, a lot of compliments and affection are to be expected with her

B - Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

• She loves her smile, everyone always compliments her on how cute it is so she smiles whenever she can

• She loves all of them, there’s no favourite parts because everything about them is equally as amazing to her

C - Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

• She doesn’t really mind where her partner cums, she’d just prefer it to be away from her face because she doesn’t want to risk it getting in her hair

D - Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

• Got caught watching porn once and never recovered, hasn’t touched it since because she’s mortified

E - Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

• Barely experienced, but she’s not afraid to admit that fact either

F - Favorite position (This goes without saying)

• Cuddle fucking is most definitely her favourite, it allows her to be close to her parter

G - Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? Etc.)

• She’s mostly just very soft and sweet, not really goofy or serious at all

H - Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.)

• She has a thin strip (landing strip? I. Don’t know what it’s called.) but she shaved other than that, it’s the same colour as her hair

I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

• She’s very intimate, she’s the sweetest person ever and that doesn’t stop when it comes to the bedroom

J - Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

• She usually doesn’t, unless she’s really horny and doesn’t have any other way to deal with it

K - Kink (One or more of their kinks)

• Praise (giving, recieving)

• Overstimulation (she’s very easy to overstimulate)

• Creampies

L - Location (Favorite places to do the do)

• Her partner’s room, it makes the most sense to her to go there, she’s not against fucking in their living room though

M - Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

• Neck kisses are her weak spot, she absolutely loves them

N - No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

• Anything with either of them being hurt, just the idea freaks her out

O - Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

• Surprisingly really good, despite what most people would expect. She prefers to receive but she’ll always return the favour to them.

P - Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)

• Slow and sensual is her preference

Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

• Doesn’t like them, she doesn’t understand the appeal, she prefers to take her time with her partner

R - Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.)

• Risks are a hard no and she doesn’t really like experimenting, she’s happy with what she likes even if it’s vanilla to other people

S - Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

• Maybe two rounds and she’s overstimulated, doesn’t mind being pushed past that though. She cums pretty fast, much to her own embarrassment, maybe 6 minutes.

T - Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

• She doesn’t own any, she’s like to have one but she’s too mortified at the idea of someone else finding it

U - Unfair (How much they like to tease)

• She doesn’t tease at all, it does nothing for her and she likes pleasing her partner more

V - Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

• She’s quite loud, moaning and whimpering is very common with her, along with being very vocal with praising

W - Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)

• Her chest is extremely sensitive, if someone even accidentally brushes against her chest then she has to go off to a bathroom to cool herself down

X - X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

As per usual for the hetawomen, cup size because I still have no idea how to describe a vagina :)

• A cup, she’s pretty insecure about it

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

• It’s not that high, she mostly just sees it as a way to be closer to her partner so it’s more whenever they feel like it

Z - Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

• She’ll only fall asleep if she’s cuddled up to them, otherwise she’ll go on about her day and sleep later that night

#1p #1p Hetalia #1ptalia #1p Liechtenstein #1p Headcanons #Hetalia #Hetalia Headcanons #1p Hetalia Headcanons #1ptalia Headcanons #Nsfvv Alphabet

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

🐟 anon back again!! and yes, i love easter because i always get spoiled with big chocolate eggs and warm, colorful easter bread <3333 i’ve never done the egg hunting because i guess in my country is not that big?? maybe just once when i was in kindergarten?? but i remember cooking the easter bread with my mother :,,,) lol i think this is the main giveaway that i’m from southern/mediterranean europe 🫂

to answer your question yes i do love skk!! but my favorites are kouyou, ranpo and lucy!! ofc chuuya too! also yosano but i like everyone from the ada because they’re just so silly together :((((((

ooooo suguru TT…………….. i believe cult!leader suguru is so soft in his ways to show affection??? maybe even more so than student!geto because he would consider you as family and he would be so tender…….. he also raised the twins (and i’ve read in the fanbook that he also took in another kid?? the same way as the twins, but i don’t know if it is canon atp) so he would make this small gestures of affection like preparing a soup or changing the wet towel on your forehead to make the fever go away 😭😭😭😭😭 i really love the idea of soft cult leader geto suguru sm…….…

aaaaaa sending you lots of hugs!!!!! have a nice day! 🫶🏼🫶🏼 sending you lots of water and a goofy bouquet of corals!! <333333

aaaa 🐟 anon!!! welcome back!!!! i’m cradling the pretty coral bouquet in my arms :33 here’s a normal one for you hehe 💐

oooooh that makes sense!!! i’m from northern europe so the customs are probably different, i’d never heard of easter bread before !! :0 that sounds so good…. BUT i’m glad we at least share a custom of devouring chocolate eggs 🙏🙏 do you also eat chocolate rabbits….. bc i love those sm /drools

AND ANDDD your favs!!! i knewww i could trust you to have great taste…. i love ranpo and lucy so much (and kouyou is sooo pretty 🥺)!!! overall my favorites r kuni and oda, but. there are a lot of silly guys from bsd that i like…. they rlly are so charming <33333

AND !!!!! WE’RE HOLDING HANDS SO HARD RN i completely agree……. i’m a soft!sugu believer until the day i DIE and that goes especially for cult leader geto!!! our family man 🥺🥺 but no you’re so right, he absolutely does see his s/o as family….. and yep, he did take in another guy, not just nanamimi!! i don’t think he exactly fathered him the same way, but it’s implied that he saved toshihisa from a similarly terrible situation as the twins…. hhh i love geto’s family so much. it’s so telling that he loves them the way he does… that he cares for them and misses them and doesn’t force his beliefs onto them :cc sniffle… he’s the papa Ever .

but yeah when it comes to geto his devotion is just so. abundant. there’s so much of it. and i think the main difference is that teen suguru is good at hiding that devotion, making sure it doesn’t spill out too suddenly…. maybe even a little ashamed of it? of how much he feels? but geto doesn’t hide it at all. his love for you is almost overwhelming because he’s just so intense about it. promises you the world and is willing to give it to you….. that’s the kinda guy he is. at his core he’s always always always fought on the side of those he loves, so sincerely that he breaks completely when he realizes that being a sorcerer means watching those loved ones die for the sake of people he doesn’t even know. geto would devour the world for you.

but !!! i do also think that he’s suchhh a softie :c which might seem a bit out of place after i just said his devotion is overwhelming LMAO but. he just has that contrast!! it’s easy to think that romances w him would be angsty, but imo that’s only true if his s/o isn’t on his side... if you are then he turns into the softest man on the planet. he wants so badly to be a good partner. even if he doesn’t think he could ever be a good man… and even though his devotion is overwhelming i think the fact that he’s open w it kinda makes him… mellow out? that depends on how much you feed into it though….

but yeah i truly do think cult leader geto takes on the caretaker role more than any other sugu :3 he’s the Mother ever. absolutely feeds you soup and tends to you!!! he wants you to depend on him so bad :((( he wants to be yours… wants you to be his… wants to be the most important person in your life. but it comes from a place of love that’s so dangerously soft it would give most people whiplash lmao (cue his followers watching him lull you to sleep on his lap during an important meeting only to be met with a warning glance when they stare at you for a little too long <33 yeah…)

………. i got carried away PSHFKDJJD 😭😭😭 as you can see i’m Normal abt cult leader geto he’s my mommy meowmeow ever. in conclusion!!! i agree w you wholeheartedly 🐟 anon !!!!

#sorry i can’t be blamed for how my brain responds to mentions of cult leader geto 😔 #i love him just as much as teen sugu + the redeemed au sugu that lives inside my skull #but i think he does have an extra special place in my heart… his contrast is so Good it makes me insane #he’s a softie when it comes to his loved one and i truly will die on that hill it’s canon to me #forever thinking abt that One scene w nanamimi where he’s entirely unguarded and speaking so softly #thinking about his youth #:(((( i love himmmm #and i love you 🐟 anon!! tysm for stopping by <33 it’s almost easter now…. i hope you end up having a lovely time !!! #ask tag ✩ #🐟 anon !! ✩

[anxious-art-block]

LU Headcanons Part 3: I Thought of These While Watching Baymax

SCOTTISH LEGEND

“Aye.” “Wur youse vaccinated wi’ a gramophone needle?!” “A wee devil more like.” “Yer aff yer heid, Wild.” “It’s pure dead brilliant!” “She was a bonnie lass…” “Speak O’ the Devil.” “Aye right!” “Moan fur a wee drink, Cap’n?”

My grandfather is Scottish so these are things I’ve ACTUALLY heard him say

Also, her Hylian is based on Gàidhlig to further prove this 

Vegetarian Sky

When the Chain is on Tetra’s ship for the first time, Wind gathers the crew into singing The Wellerman 

When Four is arguing with someone he stands on the nearest stump, table, or chair to reach their height or taller. He needs to assert dominance.

While they all have their “Titles” since they’re all named Link, how ‘bout some nicknames?

Twilight: Cub/Rancher/Twi Time: Dad/Old Man/Sir Wild: Pup/Gremlin/Champion/Princess Wind: Sailor/Young One/Ghostie Four: Smithy/Munchkin/Artificer Warriors: Captain/Princey/Pretty Boy/Wars Legend: Vetertan/A Sheòid [by Ravio]/Honeybee [by Ravio] Hyrule: Traveler/Roolie/Buttercup Sky: Angel/Darling [by Sun]/Hero

Twi’s Hylian is based on Chinese [I like the idea of him singing Yours Forever from Over the Moon about Midna ;-;]

Legend just… doesn’t mention that he’s the prince of his Hyrule. Like it literally just slips his mind until they’re there and he talks to Fable and it just slips out, and he’s like “oh did I not mention that?” 

Obviously, due to the number of musical instruments, challenges, and quests in the Zelda universe, people have given their HCs about the boys’ musical talents, so here’s my 2 cents:

Fuck the idea that having the hero's spirit also means being tone-deaf, what about the Chain being able to sing and the ZELDAS CAN’T

TAKE THAT HYLIA

Hyrule doesn’t sing a lot, it would draw too much attention in his Hyrule so he chooses not to, but he has a very haunting air to his voice [I use Ashley Serena as a reference to how he would sound] and sounds lovely when he does

And because of his travels, he’s a very good dancer! Like, REALLY good. He learned all sorts of stuff from the places he’s been, and simply enjoys doing it which only made the skill grow

TWILIGHT SOUNDS LIKE JEON JUNGKOOK 

It was first discovered that he could sing so well when he was about 13 when he was on the ranch just singing aloud to the goats and Ilia heard him and told e v e r y o n e 

Legend has a smooth and deep voice, can sing in like 6 different languages, and can play like every instrument invented 

Srsly u could probably give it a brand new one and would probably pick it up within like a minute 

Warriors: This piano costs more than your house

I will continue to draw Twi in JKs outfits, so feel free to drop me ones u wanna see him in [like send an ask or smth]

Anyway

Time and Malon will make little duets often, with him on his ocarina and her singing, or them both singing just cause they love each other *sobs*

Ok enough music stuff on to the shit y’all care about 

Wild and Flora were goofing off and trying on each other’s royal dress and guard uniform then looked in the mirror and both just kinda went  “Oh.”

This is me saying they’re both trans [icons]

I really like the nicknames thing for the Chain & Co. so my idea is that Wild calls themselves that even after the journey, and that their Zelda ditches the name ‘Zelda’ and changes it to Florian 

“So, what’s your Princess Zelda like?” “Oh, I don’t have a Princess Zelda.” “???” “No, I have a Prince Florian.”

I also demand - platonic or romantic - that we keep the absolute CHAOS that those two have

LITERALLY TRIED TO MAKE WILD EAT A FROG IN CANON WHERE IS THAT ENERGY Y’ALL

W H E R E  I S  I T

Gives Wild his old royal dress and Wild cries

Twilight has really sharp K9s [c’mon there had to be SOME side effects to being a wolf for a while]

And is secretly a cat person

Four loves Wild’s Hyrule ‘cause of the surplus of minerals and mining

Time calls the Chain “His boys” 

Sky will take random sticks or logs he finds and carve small designs into them when he’s bored, as well as idly strumming his lyre 

You're welcome

#linked universe #lu #linked universe headcanons #lu wild #lu warriors #lu time #lu twilight #lu legend #lu hyrule #lu sky #lu wind #lu four #lu incorrect quotes

[etxrnaleclipse]

Laws of the Land

T h e   M o s t   I m p o r t a n t :

This is probably the rule that will make me sound mean, I promise I’m not. I’m going to be real with you all here. I am very, very old and tired of being used as people’s personal resource blog. I get it, you see something on your dash and you think ‘that’s awesome!’ and reblog it. Well, since rebooting my blog, I’ve made the unfortunate but necessary choice to become more firm on my stance here. So I ask that any content (be it photographs of FCs, aesthetics, musings, plot ideas, and especially ask memes) please be reblogged from the source wherever it is possible to do so. I completely understand that the source is not always available, so I’m not here to say “nEvEr ReBlOg FrOm Me!!”, But I always try to reblog content from the source myself, so that way the source is easily accessible to you all. I’m literally making life as easy for you as possible. I also use tags to remind people to reblog from the source on posts where I know for a fact that the source is available. If you do this despite how crystal clear this rule is, then you will be soft blocked.  The only exceptions to this rule are 1) if you are reblogging an ask meme that you have sent in to me, then I am 100% ok with you reblogging it directly from me and 2) if I have tagged you in the post. Like I say, I don’t want to implement this to sound like some asshole or whatever, it is just an accumulation of ten years in the tumblr RPC and a massive amount of that time being treated like a resource blog - mostly by people who don’t even have the time to interact with me or acknowledge my existence. So thank you for your understanding on this front, and now onto the general rules.

A s k s :

Anyone is welcome in the ask box, both RP and non-RP. If you are a non-RP blog, I ask that you do not send in memes/asks that will involve me ‘roleplaying’ with you as if you are a character.

If you wish to send memes, my meme tag is right here :) This link is not to be used for reblogging memes.

If you send a ask/meme, please feel free to specify which muse you are directing it at. If no one is listed, I will choose. 

Anon hate will not be tolerated and will be deleted.

F o r m a t t i n g :

I can do any kind of style - para, dialogue, icons, no icons. I don’t mind how you write, however I’m not personally a fan of excessive formatting. It just makes it difficult for me to read your replies and for me, the writing is way way more important than how the writing looks.

I generally tend to use small text (just the regular small) and medium sized gifs. Sometimes I use gif icons if that’s all that I can find for a FC. But you never have to match in your replies :)

If you don’t have access to resources of your muse, then I’m 100% ok to go without in a thread, I don’t mind not having any visual. I’m not really a fan of the big gifs found in the gif search or photos/gifs that don’t match the setting. It just really throws me off, that’s probably my only real no-no for this.

F o l l o w i n g   B a c k :

This blog is selective with follows; I will not follow everyone back. I also will often wait until we start writing before I follow people back too, so if you follow me and I don’t follow back straight away, don’t get the impression that I won’t ever follow you.

If I don’t follow back, please do not assume that lack of a follow means I will not write with you - I am NOT mutuals only. I merely wish to keep my dash from being cluttered. I will always make every effort to write with everyone if I can find a way for our muses to interact. 

Some other reasons why I may not follow back are things like: frequent and explicit nsfw content (I don’t mind reblogs of this stuff but excessive just gets a bit much), posting anon hate or callout posts, too many uncut posts that take up the entire dash. 

If you are mutuals only and I have not followed back, please don’t take it personally. And please don’t message me asking me to follow you. 

Please note that before interacting with anyone, I will always read your rules and about pages. If you have a rules password, I will 100% send it in to you should I initiate contact.

I n t e r a c t i o n s :

When it comes to the muses I have and their interactions, there’s no concept of ‘you must do X if you want Y’ here. We are all interested in the muses we’re interested in, some characters jump out to us more than others - we can’t force ourselves to be interested in a muse that just doesn’t click for us. So if you only want to write with male muses or only my female muses, I don’t mind. I’m just pleased that you want to write with me at the end of the day :) 

I don’t do ‘do not interact’ lists or anything, but if you are a blog that mainly/only writes smut and nothing else, or if you are a blog that exists for finding discord partners, then probably would advise against following me or liking my posts. Got nothing against either of those kinds of blog, 100% supportive of both, it’s literally just because I don’t write smut and I don’t rp on discord, so I unfortunately have nothing worthwhile to offer you. Saves both our time. 

L i m i t s / T r i g g e r s :

I have no ‘banned faceclaims’ (there are some actors/celebs who I’m not 100% comfortable with, however I don’t believe that the face you choose to represent a fictional character relates to anything that face might have said/done).

I will not RP with people writing as real life celebrities and I will not RP with people using faceclaims who have explicitly expressed that they do not wish to be used.

This might seem super specific, but if you have muses who are drastically different in age to their fc and resources, then I’m not really a fan. Like, if you have a muse who you state is 22, but you use a fc who is blatantly in their late thirties or older. Or the opposite, you say your muse is 40, but you use a fc who is 24. I’m just really not a fan of this, and I feel it perpetuates a lot of the issues I see around age in the rpc. 

If you have any triggers/fears that you wish to be tagged, please let me know - I want my followers to be comfortable on my blog. I generally try to tag the most common/logical things by default anyway, but if there’s something else I’m missing or if you have a less common thing you’d like to be flagged (such as a phobia or something), please let me know.

In turn, I kindly request that you tag the following content: rape/non-con/dub-con, suicide, self-harm, drowning, incest, mpreg, miscarriage/pregnancy difficulties. I will also never ever write this content under any circumstances - please do not try to get around this, as you will be blocked. If you have any of these things in your muse’s bios, I respectfully ask that it not be brought up in our threads (just ours, I'm not asking anyone to not write about it in other situations) as it makes me uncomfortable. 

I do not have an issue in writing some darker topics, but I will only do so if they are being treated respectfully and with care. I’m not here for romanticising awful things, so please respect that. 

M u n   A c t i v i t y :

My activity can be spotty due to work, however I will always endeavour to reply to messages and threads as soon as I can.

Majority of my replies run on the queue to help stop me from being overwhelmed (although it still happens somehow haha).

Please note that I do not RP on discord.

O p e n   S t a r t e r s :

My open starters are quite literally open to everyone! As long as your muse fits the bill for the plot, just go for it!

Please check who the open is aimed at. I specify things like gender, age, and other things relating to the connection I’m looking for. Please adhere to these, as they are specific for each muse and each set up. So if an open is aimed at males, please don’t respond with a female (and vice versa), or if there is a minimum age for any responding muses, please do not respond with muses younger. These are especially important if the open is directed towards a ship. 

Please avoid liking my opens, as I find that if there are notes on an open, people seem less likely to respond? If you’re saving for later, just go ahead and save to your drafts if you’d like to.

P l o t t i n g :

I love plotting. Give me all the plotting.

Plotting is a two-way street. Do not leave me to do all the work and I will do the same. This means no “I don’t mind, you decide” - I want input from you too.

R e b l o g s :

If you are not involved in a thread, please do not ever reblog it. If you do this, you will be warned once. If it happens again, you will be blocked.

As per the top of this page, please always reblog content (memes, aesthetic, fc pics, wishlist etc) from the source wherever it is available. 

S h i p p i n g / S m u t :

Even though I’m well over 18, I do not write smut. I will write some build up and then fade to black. I am absolutely not uncomfortable with that content, and I am happy to allude to things that have happened between characters in threads, and will happily discuss their intimacy in plotting if it comes up in conversation. 

I am also comfortable sending in nsfw ask memes for my partners if our muses are shipped, and I may even reblog the occasional meme that discusses nsfw aspects of my muses and on the rare occasion maybe drabble memes, but I won’t write out any sexual content in threads with other people. If I do reblog any kind of sexual meme, I will be VERY selective on who I accept asks from - generally only people who I have existing dynamics will and who I feel comfortable writing them for. If I do not respond to an ask from you, please don’t take it personally. 

That said, while I’m 100% comfortable with nsfw content, if you come to me in the IMs and your plot idea involves “can my muse fuck your muse”, we’re prob not going to be a good match. Power to you, but I’ve made it pretty clear in these rules and I keep getting people saying stuff like this to me. 

Shipping will vary from muse to muse - their information is available on their bios so please be sure to check them out. I have listed the minimum age of shipping partners for all muses who are open to ships - this can be found where their sexuality is listed on their bios. Some muses will be happy to date people who are quite a bit older than them, however they will never go below the listed age in their bios. I ask that you please respect that. If you have a query about an age gap, please don’t hesitate to check with me.

Please note that ALL of my male muses will only ever be shipped with male muses (even if they are listed as bisexual). I don’t want to go into too much detail, but I’ve had some godawful experiences shipping my males with females and it’s just much more comfortable for me to only write them in m/m ships. Please do not send m/f ship memes for my male muses, as they will be deleted. Platonic interactions with females are 100% wanted and encouraged though!

T h r e a d s :

If you request me to write you a starter and you never respond, the starter will be deleted. I will check your blog for activity first, because I understand you may be on hiatus. But if you have been frequently active and the starter goes unanswered, then it will be deleted/recycled for someone else.

I am a believer in ‘take your time’, however unfortunately my muse for threads can die out after a while. It’s sadly how it is for my writing muse, and I can’t force it. If you disappear for six months and then want to pick up a thread we had before, please don’t be surprised if I just don’t have the muse anymore. If I drop our thread due to lack of muse, it doesn’t mean that I don’t want to write with you, so we can certainly start something else.

If I owe you and it has been a long while since I replied, feel free to gently and politely poke me about it - it will either be in my drafts or my queue, though there have been times where tumblr has not notified me of a reply.

#this is important || psa

[pukanavis]

Neon Memory Story “My Reason to Persevere” Part 2

Time: Day of the job

Manager: Good morning! Neon-san, Lim-san thank you for helping out today! I’ll be counting on you!

Neon: …Of course.

Lim: I-I look forward to working together…

Manager: Now then, I’ll go ahead and explain the job, why don’t I? There’s only four tasks you’ll need to do so it shouldn’t be too complicated.

First, ask the customer what flavour they want, get them the ice cream they asked for, and hand it over to them once you’ve accepted their payment!

That’s the gist of it. Feel free to let me know if you’re confused about anything during the day.

Lim: Ah…o-okay. I’ll…do my best…!

Manager: Loosen up, everything is gonna be fine~! Oh, and don’t forget to smile! Alright then, let’s open up the shop!

Thank you all for waiting! Please come this way!

Neon: …W-Welcome.

Lim: T-There’s so many customers…w-w-w-welcome…!

Customer 1: Wow, everything looks sooo good~. I have no idea which one to pick~! Do you have any recommendations?

Neon: Uhm…well, how about…the flavour of the day?

The standard flavours are pretty popular too…I think? Maybe…

Customer 1: Which one is the flavour of the day?

Neon: …Um, it’s…excuse me, I’ll go and check. Please wait a moment…

Customer 2: Could I place an order too? I’d like strawberry champagne and berry berry soda!

Lim: Huh? Um…umm…

A scoop of strawberry champagne and a scoop of berry berry soda…right? S-Sure thing..

…Uhm, just place the ice cream into the cone…and then…

Customer 1: He’s still not back…?

Neon: …Thank you for waiting. The flavour of the day is super choco mint.

Customer 1: How is it different from regular choco mint?

Neon: Uhm…the flavour of the day version has three times more mint.

Customer 1: Hmm…then I’ll have a scoop of that and a scoop of double chocolate!

Neon: Alright…coming right up.

…Here you go. A cone of super choco mint and double chocolate.

Your bill is displayed on this screen…please pay when you’re ready.

Lim: N-Next customer please…!

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Neon: Next please…what can I get for you today…?

Customer 3: Hm~, I’m not sure what to get…please give me a second to think…

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Lim: …Huh? Uh, you’d like to know what rainbow juice tastes like…?

P-Please wait a moment…!

…U-Um, Neon-san, do you know what rainbow juice tastes like…?

Neon: Oh…I saw that one when I was looking through the list of flavour descriptions earlier.

If I remember correctly…it’s made from seven kinds of fruits and tastes like fruit punch…

Lim: T-Thank you…!

Neon: …No problem.

Customer 3: Excuse me, could I order now?

Neon: Of course…what can I get you?

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Manager: Excuse me, everyone! I apologise but I’ll have to kindly ask that you line up against this wall while you wait!

Neon: Woah…the line grew even longer.

Lim: Oh no, oh no….there’s so many people…!

Neon: …Lim, calm down. You might make a mistake if you start panicking.

Lim: Ah…r-right…!

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Neon: Thank you for waiting…here’s your matcha, red bean and honey butter ice cream.

Lim: …Uhm, okay, triple vanilla, caramel coffee, then…then…

Customer 4: Excuse me, could I order one more thing? I’d like a cone with a scoop of musk melon and a scoop of red orange!

Lim: Huh!? P-Please wait a moment…!

I’ll make the triple vanilla and caramel coffee cone first…um, okay…

Neon: …Lim, one of my customers just made another order so I’ll make yours too while I’m at it.

Lim: …N-Neon-san…t-thank you…!

Neon: …No problem. Be careful not to drop it.

Lim: …

Neon: Lim…? Is everything okay?

Lim: Ah…s-sorry…thank you.

Neon: …It’s nothing. Don’t worry about it.

…Sorry to keep you waiting, ma’am.

Lim: S-Sorry to keep you waiting…

(...Doctor-san and the others said that Neon-san didn’t fare well with customer service…)

(But it doesn’t seem that way at all…)

Customer 5: Could I be served please?

Lim: Y-Yes…I’ll be right there…!

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@wolfsmuses has requested a story : Vash sporadically picks up Kaen & tosses his traveling partner onto his back.  "You look tired," the blonde explained with a sheepish grin, keeping their legs secure with his arms.

𝑼𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅.

An OLD & HARD-TO-BREAK habit , one that forces Kaen to push themself to the point of exhaustion … Then push f u r t h e r .  At the very least , no-one could question if Kaen is capable or not ; they , with such an unbreakable spirit , a sheer force of will , a startling tenacity that is b o t h their strength much as their undoing.  Just as it is now , the poor thing MUCH TOO STUBBORN to relent , unwavering as ever , unable to rest , and – as usual – unwilling to mention aloud that they are bound to topple over at any moment ( silly thing ,  you only have one body & yet you waste your existence running it into an early grave— ) .  Lo’ what a p a i n it is … Being HUMAN .  But there is no other choice.  At least , not in their ( self-endangering ) logic.

They should have known keeping this hidden from Vash would be a senseless endeavor ; he a l w a y s seems to pick up on when they don’t feel up to par , no matter the reason.  Which begs the question : how does he know ? how can he tell ?  Kaen likes to believe – after all these years working to hide their distress from people and brute-forcing their way through hardship with smile – they can keep it a s e c r e t .  Still , maybe keeping secrets like these is not exactly … The best of ideas.  Vash has been nothing but honest with them ( mostly ) , in return the least Kaen can do is admit when they don’t feel alright.  He IS their friend after all.

Even so , of all things Vash could have done for them , Kaen didn’t think he would pick them up and CARRY THEM .  The grin he tosses back at them is met with a rightly b a f f l e d look , which easily dissolves away into a small f r o w n .  It’s not the concern of a wounded ego that makes Kaen inclined to refuse Vash’s assistance , it’s the fear that – in some way – they might be a b u r d e n to him.  But he seems content to help ( & in fact , he didn’t even ask if he could , he simply did so ) .  Too tired to fuss , too spent to put up a decent enough debate on the matter , Kaen accepts their fate , arms curling ‘round his neck and head propping against his shoulder.  ❝ Hmph … Ah guess so , ❞ They grumble into the red fabric of his coat , eyes falling part-closed already.  After several more steps , their eyes have already shut completely , their body r e l a x i n g .  ❝ … Thanks … ❞  A little less reluctant to express their gratitude , at least , their arms tightening for a moment in a subtle show of affection before , inevitably , they fall asleep.  At least maybe now they’ll get some rest.

#❧ ⸺ how can ( queue ) say there is no story here ? ❞ #❧ ⸺ ch. kaen | answered ❞ #❧ ⸺ ch. kaen | verse ix: trigun ❞ #wolfsmuses #wolfsmuses | vash

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95 of 2022

Everything: Categorised

Created by xflirtykaosx

Z o o s What's the first animal you go to see at the zoo?

I don’t remember, I was 2 years old.

Which animal[s] don't you ever go to see at the zoos?

I don’t even go to the zoos at all.

What's the strangest or rarest creature you've seen at a zoo?

I don’t even remember.

What animal is at a zoo that really, in your opinion, shouldn't be?

All of them.

Have you ever been to a zoo with an aquarium/water creature section?

Don’t remember.

Do you like zoos or aren't you bothered?

I don’t like them at all.

Y e s O r N o I offer you a cigarette, you say...

No, thanks.

I offer to buy you an alcoholic drink and you reply...

Which one?

I have some Weed, do you want any?

Sure.

Got some harder stuff too. Interested?

Nope.

I offer you $5,0000 to kill a world leader. What's your response?

Who is the world leader? Surely not your American president lol.

You sleep with me and I'll get you a record/modeling deal. Yes or No?

No. Don’t even touch me.

If you commited a smaller crime and accompanied another who done worse -

They can kiss my ass, really.

If you tell the police information/the dirty on the other you free. How do?

I’m free anyway.

W h e n . . . Did you last cry?

I don’t cry.

Do you normally laugh the most?

I laugh almost all the time.

Do you forget things more?

All the time.

Do you usually get up during the weekend?

The same time as always, around 7:30am.

Do you usually go to bed during the week?

Around 22:00.

Did you last forget something important?

I don’t even remember.

Do you feel the most secure?

Around my friends and family.

Do you ask for advice?

Basically never. Only on rare occasion.

W h y . . . Do you think you see the world the way you do?

Apparently I have ASD, so. For me, the way I see the world is normal.

Do you think you were put on this earth?

For healing.

Do you favour your favourite colour?

Because I do? How do you want me to answer?

Do you like the clothes you are wearing?

Because I have a dark personality, but with a twist. Also for both comfort and aesthetics. Currently I wear that black Vildhjarta t-shirt. And I love both the design and this band.

Do you lose your temper at people?

Because I have little patience for morons. And I don’t mean people with intellectual disabilities.

Can or can'l people empathise with others?

Some people feel more.

W h e r e . . . Do your grandparents live?

My only living grandma lives in Germany, the rest of my grandparents is deceased.

Do you want to visit this year?

Poland and France, I hope.

Do you feel the most complete?

By the sea, in my hometown.

Did you go yesterday?

To the hospital.

Can you go when you're in trouble?

Am I in trouble? I’ve had no idea.

Does your best friend live?

With me. My best friend ever is also my husband.

W h o . . . Could you tell anything to?

My husband.

Has hurt you the most in life so far?

The person who has abused me in the past.

Has made you laugh in the last 24 hours?

My husband as well.

Has made you question something in the last week?

People. Nothing is more confusing.

Do you think, outside family, has made the biggest impact on your life?

My husband. But wait, he’s my family now. Also my ex.

Never fails to cheer you up?

My ex.

Gets on your nerves the most?

People who are stupid.

W h a t . . . Age do you wish you were?

Younger than now.

Colour is the nearest book to you?

Black.

Memory sticks out the most?

His eyes.

Subject did you dislike in school?

Literature.

Dish/meal would you like to eat right now?

I just cooked a soup, so this.

Sense of yours is the strongest?

Smell, it seems.

Book has impacted you on an emotional/psychological level?

The Fault in Our Stars, it was deep.

Word do you always misspell?

Travelling? Apparently it’s a British spelling.

Decade were you born in?

Earliest 90s.

V i o l e n c e Is it ever okay to hit a child? When is this?

No, it’s never okay to hit a child.

Do you think violence is a hug problem in the world?

Violence is, a hug isn’t. Sorry, I had to.

Are you afraid of going out at night incase you get attacked?

No.

Do you live in an area with a reputation of being violent?

Quite the opposite.

Do you think violence is appropriate when someone gives you verbal abuse?

...sorry, I don’t understand this question. Like, no abuse is appropriate at all?

Someone hits you, what do you do?

Hit them back.

Have you ever been "beaten up"? Did you report it?

No, I haven’t.

Do you think violence in rap music influences the nation to violent acts?

Depends on a person. If you’re prone to influence, then yes.

If so, list a few songs you feel show an example of this:

I do like some hip hop, but Dutch rappers are mostly on about societal issues and absolutely not pro-violence.

Do you think violence in video/computer games influences the nation also?

It’s just the same.

If so, list a few games that you feel show an example of this:

I don’t play video games.

Do you think that violence in films influences the nation? Example[s]?

Jesus, these questions are boring. I don’t watch movies.

U n d e r n e a t h I t A l l Do you truly think you are better than someone else?

Smarter, yes. Sadly some people only prove I am right.

Is there something you fear above anything else? What is it?

Failure.

Are you in any shape or form, racist?

I don’t think so. We have lots of different people in my country and it just feels normal and natural.

Are you in any shape or form, sexist?

No. Everyone is equal.

Are you discriminative in any other way? Elaborate.

I’m not, there’s nothing to elaborate.

Can you honestly say you've got a good heart and mean well?

I can. Others only confirm it.

Are you more selfish or selfless?

Both equally. It’s not being selfish, it’s called self-care.

Do you believe you make life what it is?

It’s more complicated than it seems.

Is there someone you truly hate? Why do you hate them?

I don’t hate anyone. Life is not worth it.

Do you feel comfortable around the opposite sex? How about the same sex?

My level of comfort depends on a person, not their sex.

Do you consider yourself wise/intelligent/knowledgeable?

Knowledgeable and intelligent, but true wisdom is not only being smart, but also having a life experience.

Do you respect other peoples choices/right to freedom of speech?

Yes, I do. Who I am to judge anyway?

Are you afraid of getting older?

Kind of.

Do you know what drives you in this world?

Desire to know and experience more.

Can you honestly say you'd risk your life for someone else?

I can’t tell if I haven’t been in such a situation.

Are you a children/animal/people person, or not at all?

People person and cat person for sure.

Do you have any hormone problems? How do there affect you?

Nah, not really. I just look younger than I am.

Do you take things people say on a personal level?

No. It doesn’t even make sense.

T r a v e l Have you ever been to England, if don't live their?

THEIR??? Jesus Christ, how can anyone have such a bad spelling in their own language? Anyways, I haven’t been to England, but I’d love to go.

Any other part of the UK?

Neither.

Have you been to more than 5 US States if live in the US?

I don’t live in the US.

Have you visited any country in Africa? Name the ones you've been to?

No, I haven’t.

Have you visited any country in Australasia? Name the ones you've been to?

What is Australasia even?

Have you visited any country in Europe? Name the ones you've been to?

First of all, I live in Belgium and it’s an European country. Others I have visited are France, the Netherlands, Germany, Denmark and Poland.

Have you visited any country in Asia? Name the places you've been to?

No, I haven’t. 

Have you visited North/South America? Name the places you've been?

Nope, not at all.

Do you like travelling? Where is the best place you've been?

I do like travelling. So far I liked Berlin and Amsterdam the most.

The worst place visited?

There’s nothing like “the worst place”. I enjoyed everything I’ve seen.

Do you prefer to backpack, stay in a hotel, a cabin or summerhouse?

I like one day trips or staying in hotels and going out during the day to visit somewhere.

Who do you normally take with you travelling?

My husband, but a lot of time I do it alone.

T e c h n o l o g y Do you own a laptop computer?

Even two.

PC?

There’s a PC in our house, but it’s not mine.

XBOX?

There’s one here as well, but again, not mine.

Nintendo DS?

No.

Wii?

Nope.

Playstation 2?

Yes, there is one, but not mine.

Mobile/Cell?

We both have our cellphones.

House Phone?

Nope, no landline.

What's your favourite form of technology?

Computers.

Do you have Bluetooth or any of your devices?

Yeah, all of them that belong to me.

Wireless connections on your PC and/or laptop?

On both laptops.

Coloured or black and white ink in printer?

There’s no such thing as white ink, modern printers are colour printing and so is mine. Oh, and it’s also wireless.

Do you spend a lot of money on Technology?

It might seem that way, but whatever. I’ve bought all my cellphones so far, I’ve bought both my laptops and my tablet. I’ve also purchased two external hard drives and lots of flash drives, I use them in our TV.

Do you understand basic technological language?

I do, it’s my education.

T e l e v i s i o n What's your favourite show?

I don’t really have favourites.

What's your favourite type of show [soap, talk show]?

None, I just use TV as a background noise.

What about your list favourite show?

What is “list favourite”?

Least favourite type of show?

Anything romantic.

Why don't you like the above type of show?

Romance makes me cringe.

Did/do you watch friends? What's your opinion?

I did, they’re not that bad if you need some low entertainment.

Did/do you watch Smallville? Verdict?

I’ve never watched it.

Did/do you watch Family Guy? Verdict?

I’ve never watched it either.

What's your favourite talent show?

I sometimes watch Got Talent, but I don’t really follow it.

What's your favourite sitcom?

That 70s Show and The Big Bang Theory.

What do you refuse to even bother watching?

Anything romantic.

What TV package do you have?

All of them have flat screens.

How many channels do you have?

50 or so, I haven’t checked.

Do you subscribe to any packages? Which types?

What is packages?? I have Netflix subscription.

Do you prefer TV, films or radio?

Radio, but not commercial radio. I don’t care for commercial radio.

T h e E n d How do you think the world will end?

I don’t overthink it, most likely we won’t be here anymore anyway.

How far away do you think that will be?

I don’t think about it.

Do you see tragedy in the near future?

The tragedy is going on now.

T h o u g h t P o v o k i n g (what?) Do you believe in aliens?

I just believe this universe is too big for us alone.

What do you think the world would be like now if Germany won WWII?

Bad.

Can you imagine a world without music?

Honestly, I can’t.

What colour would you paint the stars if you could?

They have colours already.

If you were a superhero, what would you call yourself?

Please, no.

What natural phenomenon do you find the most beautiful?

Thunderstorms, rainbows, halos, snow, blood moon, aurora borealis, light pillars.

What age do you think you are old enough to vote?

It depends on the maturity level, but here you have it mandatory since the age of 18.

Does the characteristics of your starsign reflect you?

It seems so, but I don’t care about such kind of things.

Do you cry usually because you feel hurt, confused, happy or angry?

I don’t cry.

Would you kill someone who killed a child?

I wouldn’t, I’d let the prisoners have fun.

How about YOUR child?

Same.

Does learning someone is a different religion to you change your opinions?

No, it doesn’t. Everyone has the right to believe in whatever they want and I’ve never judged people for that.

What is the most beautiful word in the English language?

Axis. I don’t find English that beautiful, though.

What emotion do you feel the strongest right now?

Lack of emotion.

The last film you watched - how did it leave you feeling?

I don’t waste my time on watching movies.

Love of a Partner or a true friendship?

True friendship.

Part One Done. Part 2 of 10 Next!

I can’t wait, really.

Rate from 1-100:

5/10, don’t exaggerate.

How's your day been? I hope at very least, bearable?

It was fine, but now I’m tired.

#survey #themed survey #q&a survey

[victorscrown]

V I C T O R ‘ S  C R O W N  ⸻

type: excerpt

word count: 2,988

warning(s): mentions of alcoholism and drug abuse

status: published

⸻  C H A P T E R  [ 6 ]

When Finnick emerges from his room one sleepless night later, Mags is waiting for him. Caspia, thankfully, is nowhere to be seen. Back in District 4, nothing short of a literal cyclone would roust Abalone from his shack on the beach. The Capitol is no exception.

"Nice of you to finally join us," Mags remarks. Then, after closer inspection: "You look awful. Did you sleep at all?"

"Kind of." The few snatches of sleep he could manage were plagued by nightmares of being pulled underwater by monsters with crimson smiles, razor claws, and glittering jewels for eyes.

"Head up, Finnick," Mags says. "It's day one of training, and we need to figure out your strategy. Sit down, eat, drink."

Although eating is the last thing on Finnick's mind, he knows he has to remain strong and healthy for the Games. So he nibbles on an egg and bacon pastry while Mags presents her case.

"Today, I want you to team up with the Primaries," Mags says. Even though she was up until the wee hours of the morning attending meetings, no signs of fatigue show on her person. Finnick cannot say the same about himself. "You know the drill: Show enough to deem you competent, but not so much they consider you a great threat. After the parade, any smart tribute will have noticed how popular you are, at least where sponsorship is concerned. For your competition, at least, you need to balance your personality with mediocre skill."

"I'll stick with the basics," Finnick suggests.

"I also want you to study them," Mags continues. "See if you can't draw out more than the usual information. What are their likes, their dislikes? Are they ignorant or perfectionist or vain?"

"If you're from One, you're all three," Finnick says with a snicker.

"I want you to figure out what angle they're going to lean toward in their interviews," Mags says. "It'll give us a better idea of how they'll play in the Games."  

"And what about Caspia?" Finnick asks.

Mags sets down her cup of coffee like she's afraid it might shatter. "What about her?"

"We kind of fought last night," Finnick admits, setting his half-eaten pastry back down on the plate. "I'm not sure she's willing to be my ally. Did you know she's not going to join the Career pack? She's playing alone."

"Abalone is a fool to encourage it," Mags says quietly. "We can't afford such a level of virtue in these Games."

"'Virtue'?" Finnick echoes. "What's so virtuous about pulling a loner? I think it's selfish. She doesn't have a chance of winning alone. They'll take her out at the bloodbath just to get her out of the way." He gesticulates wildly, nearly upsetting a full glass of orange juice set next to his plate.

"Don't write Caspia off so quickly," Mags warns. "Not wanting to be a part of the Career pack is, in my opinion, not a smart choice. But it is a noble one."

At Finnick's protest, she puts up a hand to quiet him. "Let me remind you exactly what kind of people you're going to be allying yourself with," she says shortly. "One and Two are called Primaries for a reason: They win almost every year. Do you know why? It's not because they're pleasant and merciful people. They cater exactly to what the Capitol wants: A savage, gory murder spree with no rules and no inhibition. And you are choosing to put yourself in the middle of it, Finnick. Don't resent Caspia for not wanting to do the same."

The orange juice with which Finnick washes down his breakfast tastes almost like the stuff his mother makes at home. Almost, but not quite. "Do you think she has a chance?"

"In any other Games? Perhaps. But you're her district partner. If the Capitol and the district money has to go to one or the other, it will go to you. And I think she knows it."

Oh. Finnick tries to imagine himself in Caspia's place. A poor, somber girl with a decent Career background volunteers in hopes of scraping by on skill and a bit of luck, only to immediately be overshadowed by her district partner, the wealthy, popular, prodigious Finnick Odair. If he were Caspia, he would resent him, too.

"You were the shining star of the opening ceremonies," Mags says. "Already you have the attention of the Capitol and most of the tributes. Caspia has neither. And to put it bluntly, she's pretty, but not as pretty as you."

As cruel as it sounds, Finnick knows she's right. Caspia is not ugly by any stretch of the imagination—almost no Career tribute is—but her beauty is harsher, a little less inviting and good-natured. A raging sea to Finnick's calm one.

Mags' frank assessment brings up the memory of his and Caspia's quarrel the night before. Mags knows Finnick, probably better than he knows himself. Though he hates himself for it, he finds himself pondering as he sits across from her at the table, just the two of them. Would Mags volunteer him without his consent? She had seemed so adamant against the idea before, but if Caspia was right and there were no better candidates...

No singular entity—whether it is another victor, your family, or even yourself—comes before the good of the whole district.

"So what do you suggest?" The luxurious tablecloth is a tightly bunched wad in Finnick's sweaty hand. "Treat her like an enemy?"

"Turning against your own district partner doesn't tend to sit well with the Capitol," Mags responds. "And I imagine it wouldn't go over well in Four, either. They donate to your sponsorship too, you know."

"Sponsorship isn't the only factor present in the Games," Finnick counters. "Parachutes don't mean anything if the Gamemakers really have it out for you."

"So make it worth their while to let you live," Mags says, as if it's the easiest objective in the world. "You've already caught the Capitol's attention with your exhibition last night. When you go in for your private session, charm the Gamemakers, but don't amaze them. An extremely high training score, combined with your preexisting Capitol support, will put a target on your back like nothing else. You need Gamemaker favor more than district."

Finnick nods and wipes his mouth on a cloth napkin. "Anything else I should know before I go?"

Mags' nails tap incessantly on the table's wooden surface—a habit she tends to employ while in deep thought. "Just because you can't reveal anything vital about yourself doesn't mean the other tributes won't. Never underestimate the value of information, Finnick. The Career pack likely won't be the only alliance made. Search for deficiencies and search for strengths. When you come back tonight, I want a list of each tribute with at least one strength and one weakness, Career and Callow both. And it can't just be the easy ones."

A slow grin spreads across Finnick's face. Finally, something he could do besides stand around and look pretty and stupid. "I can be good at getting secrets out of people."

"Ortensia will be by to take you down at ten," Mags tells him.

"Tell her I'll go down early," Finnick says. "The other Careers always go down early, and they go by themselves."

Mags nods approvingly. "Now you're thinking like a victor."

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When Finnick strolls down to the Training Center an hour early, he's immediately greeted by the Career pack already gathered next to a wrestling mat off to the side.

"Hey, there, stranger." Ruby beckons him over. "Nice of you to join us." Her short hair, still curled from last night's parade, is held back by a simple black headband. Somehow, she manages to make simple activewear look appealing. There isn't a wrinkle or stray thread on her person. Her eyes, now devoid of makeup, are a deep, rich brown and bright with energy.  

Finnick fake-yawns. "I just couldn't bring myself to get out of bed this morning."

Ruby matches his smirk with one of her own. "Up late last night?"

"Yeah. I couldn't stop thinking about this girl I met after the parade." Finnick inches closer, searching cautiously for signs of disinterest or outright repugnance. So far, she shows neither. "She wore this fantastic red piece, and let me tell you, she was drop-dead gorgeous."

Both of Ruby's brows shoot up in mock interest. "Really? Who is this mystery girl you speak of?"

"Not sure." Finnick tilts his head. "If you see her, will you point her out?"

Ruby inclines her own head, mimicking Finnick. "No guarantees. Sounds like this girl might be competition."

"Hey!" Alabaster calls from several paces away. "Are you two going to stand there and chat all day, or are we going to get some work done?"

Ruby rolls her eyes but turns to rejoin the pack. "Come on."

There's no need for introductions, since Finnick knows their names from the reaping reruns. But he still needs to become a member of the Career pack, and whatever shaky relationship they'll form for the duration of the Games is engendered here, in the Training Center. So he remains silent when Ruby begins introductions.

"Bellona, Miles, this is Finnick."

"Four." Bellona nods curtly, her tone cool and terse. Her pale blonde, almost white hair stands out in stark contrast to Miles's dark head and is pulled back in a severe bun. She has freckles, Finnick notices somewhat unhelpfully. They spatter her ash brown skin like paint, the same clear shade of taupe as her eyes.

Finnick grins. "Hey." He turns his greeting on Miles, who, to Finnick's surprise, smiles politely and extends his hand. Finnick takes it cautiously, but all Miles does is shake hands. He doesn't know what he expected from the tributes of brutal, spartan District 2, but Miles doesn't seem to fit the mold. He's young for a Career—sixteen, if Finnick remembers right—and seems a little unsure, shifting almost imperceptibly to stand behind Bellona once the introductions have concluded.

"Alabaster," Finnick tries.

Alabaster sneers. "Finnick."

So it's going to be like this, then. Repressing the urge to sigh, Finnick turns to Ruby, who at least has the grace to pretend at courtesy. But it's Bellona who speaks first.

"We're going to start with ranged weapons." She words it as a command, an order from a general to her soldiers. Finnick feels he has no choice but to agree.

They all follow her over to the ranged weaponry station, which offers a whole arsenal of weapons. There are spears, throwing knives, axes, slings, and darts, among other things Finnick doesn't remember the names for. Officially, training doesn't start until ten, which means they'll be left to their own devices for the first hour.

There are only a couple of other tributes here this early, and Caspia is not among them. The Career pack barrels past them like they own the Training Center, and the tributes scatter like fish set upon by sharks. Finnick, bringing up the rear, flashes an apologetic smile at one of the girls, who blushes and ducks her head shyly.      

As they approach the ranged weapon station Bellona doesn't hesitate. She stalks up to the rack of knives, grabs a set, and begins flinging them with the speed and ease of a seasoned Career.

By the time she runs out of blades, the targets are peppered with knives. They aren't all perfect bullseyes, but the speed at which she threw them makes her feat much more impressive.  

Knives are a good choice for spacious, open arenas, the academy instructors had told Finnick and his classmates. They allow a tribute to inflict damage upon their opponent without having to get within range of a sword or pair of fists. Throwing knives are a weapon District 2's female tributes specialize in, which means they are a weapon District 4 has had to teach its tributes how to counter or avoid.

But Bellona doesn't need to know that. So when Finnick's time comes, he throws his knives as he would at any training session back home. Small, ranged weaponry is not his strongest skill, and it shows. Still, he has to maintain the balance, play the part Mags has created for him. So once he is done, he rolls his shoulders and smiles like he just threw a perfect set.  

"Not bad, eh?" he says.

"Yeah, sure, Four," Alabaster says. "I mean, I could do better in my sleep, but not bad." He grabs his own set of blades and moves to the front to take his turn.

By the time Ruby has thrown her set, almost all of the tributes have arrived, and the head trainer calls everyone over for orientation.

Finnick doesn't really pay attention to anything she says. He takes the chance to size everyone up while they're all gathered in one place without the added stress of a large crowd distracting them. Aside from the Career pack, none of them seem like particularly stiff competition. Callows, as Career districts like to call them, play essentially the same role every year: Live bait for Careers to hunt down and murder in horrible, bloody ways. At first glance, the line-up seems fairly stereotypical—frightened, starved rabbits from Six, Eight, and Twelve; intelligent but physically deficient individuals from Three and Five; bumbling rustics from the farming districts.  

During his inspection, he inadvertently makes eye contact the gaze of the girl from Eleven, who doesn't blush but holds his gaze, unwavering. He winks. She simply looks away.      

Judging by how Ruby and Alabaster titter between themselves, they're not listening either. Finnick wishes they would be quieter; the head trainer keeps flashing them annoyed looks, though she doesn't reprimand them aloud. 

Seven tends to be a bit of a wild card when it comes to tributes. District 7's primary industry is lumber, and almost every year its tributes enter the arena with ample experience using axes and saws and other tools handled they handle daily back home—a fact reflected in their unusually high percentage of victors for a Callow district. Notable exceptions include children who work in the lumber processing factories, where using apparatus seen in the Games occurs much less frequently.

Seven's boy is short and has no left hand—perhaps the tragic result of a sawmill accident. When he gets to the girl, he catches her already looking at him. She's a small girl, probably his age, with fiery red hair and a smattering of freckles on both cheeks. He starts to smile at her, but she has already looked away, face flushed bright crimson.

The head trainer finally releases them, and immediately they all disperse to different stations.  

Ten o'clock has officially come and gone, and trained experts materialize seemingly out of nowhere, ready to aid tributes at their respective stations.

"Swords," Bellona says, and immediately she and the pack head in the direction of the mat. It's not directly in the center of the gymnasium, but together they make enough noise to draw the attention of every tribute in the Training Center.  

"Hey!" There's a pained cry as Alabaster bodily wrenches the arm of one of the Callows. "What do you think you're doing?"  

"I got here first," the Callow—the boy from Ten—wrests his arm out of Alabaster's grip. "You don't have to be nasty."

"Excuse me?"

Finnick's legs are moving before he's consciously aware of them, brushing past the others, who jump out of his way in surprise, and grabbing Alabaster's wrist, poised to deliver a powerful blow.

"Not here," he starts. But Alabaster is already turning toward him, and in one fluid, trained movement, drives his fist into Finnick's jaw.

White, then utter darkness flashes across Finnick's vision. He doesn't remember falling, but the next thing he knows he's on the ground, hand pressed to his throbbing jaw.

"What was that, Four?" Alabaster is yelling, even as trainers are hauling him away with practiced efficiency. "Think you're some kind of hero? Callow-loving freak!"

District 1 male is easily aggravated, Finnick can hear himself reporting to Mags later.

A clinical hand touches his cheek: A medic, probing his face with gloved hands.

"Did he hit his head?"

"No." The single word comes out garbled, but at least it comes from Finnick himself. The others stare down at him wordlessly, varying levels of pity showing on their features. Miles, surprisingly, looks the most sympathetic. Bellona's brows are raised, eyes hooded, mouth quirked scornfully. Ruby just looks amused.

"We're going to go sit you down."

He's halfway to his feet by the time the medic's words register in his jumbled brain. "What? No."

The medic frowns. "Are you—"

"Yes, I'm sure." To prove his point, he hoists himself to his feet and cracks his neck. Standing, it's even more apparent that his little squabble has captured the attention of every tribute in the Training Center. "Takes more than a little love tap to knock me out."

The medic doesn't appear convinced, but he knows better than to argue. "Are you sure you don't want an ice pack?"

"Nah," Finnick lies. It's incredibly painful to muster a grin, but he does it anyway. "I'm fine."

At last, the medic walks away, but Finnick cannot let down the façade.

The head trainer is standing in the corner with Alabaster, apparently engaged in serious conversation with him. Indignation radiates from Alabaster in scorching waves, and the other tributes make sure to give him a wide berth.

"I think it'd be best if you took a break for today."

It's Ruby, standing so close her lips almost brush his ear when she speaks.

Instant dread freezes the blood in his veins. "You're kicking me out?"

Ruby shakes her head. "No, but Alabaster needs some time to cool down." Then she drifts away, rejoining District 2 in line at the hand-to-hand combat station.

Finnick walks all the way to the other side of the gymnasium to the boy's bathroom, makes sure no one else is present, and pulls the trashcan in front of the door before he allows himself to touch his face. It's tender and the flesh inside his mouth is a mess, but his jaw is still in full working order and he has all of his teeth. He's endured blows worse than this one at the academy. His pride, though, is another story completely. He spits into the sink, watching the blood from his mouth eddy and disappear down the drain.

How could he do this to himself, to Mags? His whole objective was to make nice with the Career pack, to secure a place with them for the Games. The boy from Ten could have handled himself; he hadn't asked for Finnick's help. Why had he felt the need to step in?

No more of that, he tells himself. From now on, he's focused on one goal only: Initiating himself into the Career pack. But he can't really do that right now, especially not with Alabaster out for his blood.

There are the other tributes, a voice that sounds suspiciously like Mags pipes up in the back of his mind. Never underestimate a player in the Games. Underestimating Callows is what gets Careers killed.

Finnick splashes some water on his face and pats it dry with a paper towel, staring at himself in the mirror like his face will change if he looks at it long enough. A mature face for fourteen, he heard Calliope say. A versatile face.

Well, Finnick thinks grimly, this versatile face has a lot of work to do. It takes conscious effort to adjust his features into something more amiable: softening the muscles around his eyes, relaxing his jaw, pulling up the corners of his lips in a pleasant smile. He tousles his hair, checks to make sure there's no blood gathered between in his teeth, and with his precise, most impenetrable expression plastered on his face, he slips out of the bathroom and saunters back into the gymnasium.

Since the Careers dominate all of the stations Finnick had wanted to visit, he elects to frequent the survival skills stations instead. He learns about edible plants, how to bind a wound, how to sterilize a water source. Most of these skills he learned back at the academy a long time ago, but he figures it wouldn't hurt to refresh his memory, especially when he needs these skills to be second nature in a place where nature itself will be like nothing he's ever known. More than once, he catches the Career pack stealing glimpses at him, muttering amongst themselves, and pretends not to notice.

When he's sure they are watching, he studies them. Where Bellona excels at ranged weaponry, she is not so adept at grappling, and where Miles is proficient with swords he does not fare as well with spears. Alabaster is all brute strength and offense, while Ruby is swift and primarily defensive. There's something hypnotizing about the way she fights, like a serpent always slipping out of her opponent's reach, inflicting a series of blows while, not fatal singularly, serve to gradually exhaust her adversary and weaken their defenses. Then, once the opposition has worn itself out, she darts in to deliver the fatal strike, swift and deadly. It's a good thing he's at the knot-tying station or he would've made an utter fool of himself, ogling at her like a mudskipper.

At lunch, Finnick eats alone. There's no point in approaching the Callows at this point; they're all as nervous and flighty as rabbits after watching the Careers flaunt their abilities for them to witness and fear. In the pre-Games period, psychological warfare is a more potent weapon than any sword or spear.

Once he's finished his lunch, he walks up to the trap station to try his hand at building snares. It's not much different from making nets, and Finnick finds his hands flying over the rope and sticks in no time, tying knots and making loops and attaching them to meticulously positioned sticks.

While he's working on a particularly complex knot, the girl from Seven has already mastered her first snare and has begun another. She seems highly competent, perhaps even more so than he is, finishing her snare almost before the instructor. She must notice him watching her because her ears turn pink beneath her mane of curly red hair.

"You're pretty good at that," Finnick remarks, jutting his chin at her completed snare.

"Thanks." She tucks a curl behind her ear and smiles shyly.

"I'm Finnick. District Four." He turns fully toward her but edges back a little so she won't feel crowded. Even crouching, he can tell he's a good head taller and about seventy pounds heavier than her.

"My name's Linden. I'm from Seven."

Abandoning his own snare, Finnick sits back on his haunches and links his hands around his shins. "So tell me, Linden: How'd a girl like you get so good at making these snares?"

For a long moment she remains silent, and Finnick thinks he's scared her into wordlessness. Finally though, she replies. Slowly, as if measuring each syllable before letting it out of her mouth. "In Seven, everything is in the woods. We have to clear out the birds and critters and such before we can cut down the trees."

Of course, she can't just come out and say she's trapping animals. But Finnick is gratified by her willingness to answer, even if it's indirect.

"Sounds like a smart idea," Finnick replies honestly. Learning to capture animals via snare is something he never learned how to do in the academy. If the arena turns out to be woodlands, Seven will be able to use it to their advantage much more comfortably than Finnick, who grew up on the coast of Panem.

After another pause, Linden blurts out in a single breath, "It was nice of you to, um, stand up for the boy from Ten."

Finnick winces and tries to cover it with a nonchalant shrug, absentmindedly tying a knot in a piece of twine. "It was stupid of me. The trainers would've taken care of it."

"I think it was brave," Linden replies quietly.

"Doesn't matter now. One's really got it out for me now. They're gonna slaughter me the second the gong rings." Finnick unravels his carefully woven knot with a single tug, letting it drop in a single, long strand at his feet.

"No, they won't."

The surety in her voice takes Finnick by surprise. "What makes you so sure?"

"Did you see the way they cheered for you at the parade?" Linden pokes something on her snare and it snaps up, rope and twine dangling in the air. "You've got sponsors for sure, even with the blight—"

She clamps her mouth shut, face flooding with scarlet, but it's too late. Finnick cocks his head, snare forgotten. "Blight?"

Linden inhales, lips pressed in a thin line, and turns back to the instructor.

Pushing her on it now would just raise her suspicions, so Finnick decides to let the matter be. Instead, he refocuses his attention on the trainer, still rambling on, and files the new information away. He'll ask Mags about it later.

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how much longer are we as a society going to tolerate rupublicans

#every time I see something in the news about their bullshit antics i’m like #why do we allow these people to keep making rules #how do the people with the W O R S T ideas that don’t even benefit the majority keep getting elected #i am not understanding #well i do understand #it’s like 1) gerrymandering #2) the electoral college and 3) pitting poor people against each other to avoid class conflict #y’all i can’t keep doing this i’m losing my mind

[livelle]

Hi!! I kinda wanna start something so here you go!! Quackity+ Karl+ Sapnap + Wilbur + bench trio separate (if you can do that many lol if you can't if fine) reacting to you doing the "calling my boyfriend the wrong name to see how he reacts"

If you don't know what trend that is I'll send a link -> here (4:41 is my favorite)

a/n: HEY ANONNNN thank you so much for your request! I'm sorry if this took a little while, but I hope you like it! ur pretty awesome, and I hope you're doing well. Here it is!! I edited this, deleted Ranboo and Tubbo!

‘GOTCHA!’

Quackity, Karl, Sapnap, Wilbur and Tommy ( all seperate ) / You!!!

summary: You loved those video’s where people prank their s/o and it’s actually funny, and you were watching those for the entire day now. You were looking at your boyfriend, adn got an idea.

NO PRONOUNS USED. ROMANTIC.

SWEARING ( not much )

Q U A C K I T Y:

You were on the couch with him, having a long conversation along with some coffee like you always do together. You´ve been wanting to do this to him for a while, curious to see his reaction and prank him once because he always did jokes on you. You had to bite back a smirk as you purposefully said: ‘Ah right yeah I wanna watch that too, well Joey could you hand me the remote?’ His arm was already reaching towards it, but when he realized what you said, his head turned your way quickly. Maybe 5 minutes past, you both not saying a word. He was looking at you with wide eyes and a confused look and you were biting your tongue as to not laugh. He opened his mouth to speak, closed it again and then said: ‘Whatdidyousayyyyyyyyyy???’ as in quoting the whatdidhesayyy meme. You couln’t hold it anymore. You bursted out laughing, surprised he didn’t laugh with you, as he was still: SO CONFUSED. You pointed at the camera you set up, and he still didn’t get it, which made your laughing fit even worse. ‘I- PFFFF- I , I PRANKED YOU ALEX AHHAHAHA IT’S A JOKE’ and he finally understood. ‘OH I thought you actually just called me Joey?’ Alex answered. ‘Don’t worry, I’m not cheating.’ you giggled, as you went to watch back the clip. ‘Cheating? OH I THOUGHT YOU FORGOT MY NAME OH THIS IS THE PRANK-’ he said, apparently not having understood it, which made your laughing burst out again.

K A R L:

´Do you want some coffe too, Kai?’ you asked him, grinning to yourself. He didn’t answer, and when you turned your head to look at him innocently, his smile was turned upside down. He blinked a couple times, before saying ‘Karl, I’m Karl baby, who’s...Kai?’ You instantly felt bad looking at his puppy eyes. ‘KARL HONEY I’M SO SORRY IT WAS THAT PRANK FROM TIKTOK WE SAW ON MY FOR YOU PAGE LIKE A MONTH AGO.’ you yelled holding his face and smiling at how you actually got him. Even though his reaction was pretty serious, he was giggling now, remembering the video from a while ago. He hugged you close, glad it was just a joke. ‘Little prankster’

S A P N A P:

You were sitting on your shared bed, he was holding you, as he was brushing his hands through your hair. ‘Hmmm,’ you hummed, and you found that this was the perfect time. ‘you’re so sweet, Nate’ you said, biting your lip to hold back a grin. You knew exactly what his reaction would be like, and you were right. HE turned your head so you’d look at him. ‘WHO’S THAT? Y/N WHO IS NATE?!!!’ his eyes were wide. ‘Noone Nick, don’t bother.’ you said coldly. ‘DON’T BOTHE- Y/N. Are you kidding me right now?’ ‘I actually am.’ you answered boldly and picked up the camera. You pointed it at his face, laughing at him. As soon as he understood it, the smile sneakily returned back on his face. He was relieved, you felt it. Your giggling got even more when he picked you up kissing you and giving you a playful nuzzle with his nose. You were sure his competitive a*s would want a revenge, so you were already preparing yourself.

W I L B U R:

You were at Wil’s house, having pasta for dinner you made. You felt like a mom, having made dinner for your boyfriend, Wilbur, and benchtrio, who were visiting :). You had something in mind though, a joke you wanted to do for a while. You were scared it may turn out bad, so benchtrio was here to help you. ‘So, how’d you like the food?’ ‘good’ Ranboo, Tubbo and Tommy said all at once which made you laugh. Wilbur said ‘Amazing, Y/n, I’ts perfect’. This was your chance. ‘Thank you Sam, u- Wilbur.’ He stared at you, then to the other boys, who were acting very well. ‘Sam? Pardon me Y/n? Sam?’ he whispered to you. ‘Sush’ you said. But he got madder, eventually standing up. ‘Y/n answer me. Sorry guys.’ he said to them, and you gave them the sign. ‘YOU JUST GOT PRANKED’ the benchtrio said, making Wilbur look very, very confused. Tommy screamed: ‘Aye Wil! Y/n got you there huh?!!! We got you there!’ while putting an arm around him. ‘AAHHH you sick little prankster’ he said while walking up to you, you’d never laughed so hard at his face. He picked u up and threw you on the couch playfully. ‘And what do we say then?’ you said, still giggling. ‘Thank you for the dinner, Y/n’ he rolled his eyes. You smiled satisfied and gave benchtrio a high five. 

T O M M Y:

He pranked you last week, telling you his PC catched on fire. You were freaked out of your mind, he almost gave you a heart attack. So you had a plan for today. He was showing you something he was editing, and told you all the things he was currently working on. ‘So that’s pretty new, but does it look good?’ he asled you. ‘Yeah Bria-, Tom! That looks good!’ His head shooted from his screen to you. He furrowed his brows. ‘What?’ you asked, trying hard not to drop the act. ‘Baby.’ he said, putting on his puppy eyes. Oh no. ‘Whaat? who’s that?’ he asked. You couldn’t stand that face and started giggling at him. ‘Hey that’s not funny-’ ‘TOM. TOM. IT’S A JOKE- IT’S A PAYBACK FOR LAST WEEK-’ you yelled laughing. ‘OH YOU LITTLE SH*T.’ But he hugged you close. You could feel his heart hammering through his chest, you knew he was genuinely scared. You gave him a kiss on his head, reassuring him, it wasn’t ever going to happen for real. 

a/n: this is so bad but hey, enjoy. Hope this is okay? Rest of the requests tommorow! got some rlly good ones. GOODNIGHT LOVE U GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GTG NOW

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