I'm over sans.
it's time for LADY DIMITESCU SWEEP
VOTE OUR #1 HOT VAMP MILF FOR TUMVLR SEXY WOMAN
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im ngl that scene in the lighthouse when hes trying to jerk off to the idea of a hot mermaid but keeps getting distracted by unsightly visions symbolizing his guilty conscience and descent into insanity is so real like. it really is like that sometimes
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People since the Dawn of gothic literature: girl help the obvious metaphor for larger societal issues is objectively sexy
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You're definitely more beautiful than Mother Miranda,
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werewolves or vampires? u made a twilight au so i thought id ask u...personally werewolves are pretty badass but damn vampires r so...woah..
wromg person to ask i have and always will bs a werwwolf lover .... there is zero competettion when its anything agaisnt werewolves i LOVE werwwolves you do npt understand .... the romance of lovong a beast meant for destruction .. to murder .. a beast full of amger and a lust for blood and everytime they transform you dtay with them and youre risking your lofe becaude they could kill yoi, they coikd eat you, tjey are still a momster and a predator and a beast no matter wjat but you dtay oit of devotuon and adoration and you wash the blood off them when they trasnform back ...
and whatever other shit, me personally i lovr werewolve because they are HUGE and BIG and MURDEROUS and id let them take an arm if they ripped it out with theor bare teeth. i love werewolves somuch truly it does not get better than a thing with huge fucking fangs that are dharp and strong and will bote you !!!!! also even if they are not in werwolf gorm they still have sharp big fangs that coukd bite you !!!!! sure whateber vampires suck blood and shit and tjats hot but werewolves ... idontknow ... they can transform and that is very sexy of them BUT !!! THERE ARENT ENOIGH FUCKING WOMAN WERWWOLVES !! like i want to watch a man transform into a werwolf lime oaky ? hes what ? big and stromg and murderous ??? so are most men in like basically every show and mlvie ever !!!!!! i aant women who are full of bloodlust with the addition of fangs and claws and a vert ... very strong bite force ...... also if there is a womaj werwplf its always fucking like NOTHING !!! BECAUSE THERE ARENT !!!!!!!!
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I lean down to give her a kiss because I need a
Girl that make me cry, a girl that make me happy
A girl that passed away back in 1985 2021
A girl I plan to marry, a girl I plan to wed
A girl I chew on 'cause my baby is already dead
Cemetery lady, my cemetery girl
Cemetery baby, I want you in my world
Cemetery woman, we can still be down
You're more than just a corpse to a psychopathic clown
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