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ziorite · 2 months
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the hot potato job is underrated because what do you mean sophie mimics eliot's voice so well that eliot literally cannot speak in his natural tone??
sophie gradually deepening her voice and even sneaking in a bit of a southern accent at some points was already funny, but then eliot comes in as her accountant and is forced to just,, change his voice. because she stole it. underrated comedy GOLD
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my-beloved-lakes · 1 year
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Realistically, I know Eliot taught Parker and Sophie how to fight (as shown in the hot potato Job and the tap out job) because he knew he might not always be able to protect them and he wanted them to be able to handle themselves in a fight if it ever came down to it.
But actually he just taught them that stuff so that they could beat up Hardison. No other reason.
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geekynightowl1997 · 6 months
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Let's all appreciate that Nate Ford basically kidnapped stole a field trip.
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curious-phenomenon · 1 month
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amazzyblaze · 9 days
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"The Hot Potato Job" doodles
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that said this whole “nate gets mad at sophie for doing exactly what he would do” does get annoying
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theminecraftbee · 1 year
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for the record I’m playing P3P on my switch right now and remembering the theoretical persona au like “man I could do something with that” like it would not, by necessity, be like 200k words and overwhelm me halfway through. but. I could do something with that,
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crabbunch · 7 months
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wheeeeheheh info under cut
so yukari is like. in her late 40s and she has been workin at ye old Property Ownership and Zoning Commission Bureau tm for her entire ninja career. her parents died before she ever knew em so she lived with her uncle who coincidentally worked at ye old Property Ownership and Zoning Commission Bureau tm up until he died of silicosis on account of all the dusty air in the dusty buildings. yukari used her ppe tho so she doesnt have silicosis she just has normal ninja problems and the moral compass of a zoning commissions guidebook. when she was but a wee child she dreamed up settling land disputes and like. ok. when people would ask the five year old at the ninja school why she wanted to be a ninja she would go like "i want the home ownership benefits :)" instead of something normal like "to protect my friends" or "to acquire absurd amounts of power and commit state-sanctioned war crimes" or "to make my family proud". weirdo. she was built for the role of paperwork and she runs the bureau with an iron fist and she loves it. yes. shes aware of everything thats ever happened in the village ever probably but also she Doesnt Care so!!! life could be a dream
katsuya is the most Just Some Guy to ever live hes LICHERALLY the most background character coded guy ever. hes soooo boring i love him so bad. he made chunin at 17 and hes a tall and lanky boi who can run so sos o so fast so mostly he did like transport missions where he carried scrolls from one place to another so so so so fast. until one day he was "attacked by missingnin(tripped on a rock) and so he did some desk duty until he had recovered enough to go back to bein speedy. or that was the plan. he ended up assigned to da Property Ownership and Zoning Commission Bureau and having the time of his life so when he was all healed up he just requested a transfer and started living the rest of his epic ninja life as a paperwork guy. hes a no thoughts head empty kindof guy and hes sooo tall hes like a snappable twig. he does not know anything but he cares so badly hes just. not aware of things. guy <3 hes part of the nohara-kind-of-a-clan-not-legally-techincally-a-clan but yaknow. they're basically a clan. hes lobbying to get them some compound land that way they can get that shiny shiny legal admission of clanhood. theyve got da big family theyve got da culture theyve even got some private family jutsus!!!!! hes very passionate about it. he'll make em an official thing yet.
anya is 15 and a fresh faced chunin and she juust got assigned to the Property Ownership and Zoning Commission Bureau because she didnt wanna do normal chunin stuff. on account of shes lazy and she thought paperwork would be easy. shes WRONG though she has to do so much more than occasionally grab ninja coffee or whatever. SAD! shes a nara and she is unfortunately invested in the zoning code shenanigans. shes been watching the chaos go down and like that thing where people go "oh NO im in LOVE" except its with. architecture. shes hanging around and all she does is complain but then one day katsuya is like "why dont you just transfer to like marrige and unions division. lol" and she realizes that shes passionate about buildings. this is the worst thing that ever happens to her and she sits in her room for five days and cries about it and then she comes back to the office and tells them that shes signed up to get an architects degree and they're all very proud.
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running-in-the-dark · 1 month
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sooooo
I'm 32 now
when can I expect to finally grow out of getting obsessed with men people stuff? I'm waiting....
#I doooo not want it#it's embarrassing#can it stop please#BUT also can I not feel depressed and like an empty shell when it's not happening#I mean I can handle it when it's things. hobbies. shows. whatever#sure it usually ends up being expensive as fuck but#at least I don't go around humiliating myself by talking about nothing but a random guy for months on end#how embarrassing! I think a man is hot! I must jump off a cliff immediately#but whyyyy can't I be normal about it at least#other people get obsessed with normal things! like. idk. anything else#soo anyway the opening narration for the texas chainsaw massacre is great isn't it? he did such a good job :) what a nice voice :) I am not#going to be weird about this man any longer :) no I won't! I'm normal about him! I don't want to bite him or chew on his face or anything#like that. just normal things. uh. sex? that's what people usually want. yeah fine that. I mean I do. want. oh I think I'm doing it again#haha no it's fine I just think he's neat (he's the only person on earth no one else exists anymore he's so beautiful oh my god have you seen#his little face he looks like a cute little potato I've never seen anything prettier in my life haha I need to run my hands through his hair#and have you seen how tall he is and he's so cute and I need to. be taken outside and shot. god.#I keep. shrieking. every time I see him. at such a high frequency that it hurts my own fucking ears. because. I can't believe that he exists#I'm. so. stupid!!!!#annnd repeat this every time this happens blah blah blah i should jsut delete this blog right now oh my GOD.
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sonofanumbranwitch · 1 year
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To all the people saying Luka "groomed" Cereza because he knew the little version of her and now Platinum is trying to retcon that they've always known each other... Shut the fuck up. Shut all the way the fuck up. Shut up, until you reach the tip top of Shut Fuck Mountain where there are no more fuck ups to shut.
There is so much time travel bs going on here that this statement could only be made by asinine morons who have never experienced or even care about the actual horror of grooming. The Luka we know first saw Bayonetta when he was a child at the lake. Does that mean Bayo groomed him? How about the fact Bayo is actually over 500 years older than Luka? Hmmm? Oh! Nothing to say?
SHUT THE FUCK UP :)
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richardsphere · 1 month
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Leverage Log: The Hot Potato Job
So if there's one thing Leverage seems to want to teach us its this: Museums and Government Facilities are easy low-stakes corruption, food production companies are Hardcore on a level that makes Satan blush.
Which makes sense, its an industry founded on a Maslow Hierarchy foundation, the only other industry that deals with something as essential to the human experience is Architecture/housing, and you only buy a house once, whereas you need 3 meals a day just to get by. It makes economic sense why food companies are capable of affording the stuff to be this scary is what im saying. Captive audience of billions, competitive industry, and unlike Government Contractors and Military Operations, they're in complete control over their own cash with no need to justify it to other parties. Remember folks, if someone says "military grade", its just another way of saying "Made by the lowest bidder"
Basically: Leverage crew should totally go up against Nestle.
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Ah, hot potato both because its hot (in the market/demand sense) and because its been locked into a thermite walled cell.
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Nate and Parker just kidnapped a schoolclass full of children. Also Parker refuses to believe they're really stealing a potato. She still hasnt seemed to grasp exactly how badass food megacorporations are.
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Accidentally found an actual mole. Amazing. (not suprising, like i said the Leverage-verse food industry is competitive to a ridiculous degree)
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Trevor smuggling it past security "standard procedure for all adults" Best school-trip ever, and a nice and simple way to dispose of your the evidence.
And the "true" start of a season-long arc with the reveal that our primary mark is actually getting away with it.
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tintins-hairfloof · 1 year
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ok listen i get that frostbite is a real problem and millions of people die of the cold during winters but i simply can’t believe that the seed vault being kept at -20°C is an actual problem for the couple of minutes that parker is going to be spending in there
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lycanqueer · 7 months
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i forgot it happened but this episode of poi just did the thing. where one character has to do a grift and they do an impression of another character. and it was finch pretending to be reese which KILLED me it was so funny
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fourtyfaregates · 1 year
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I'm always fighting the forever urge to give my characters a bluetooth
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themself · 1 year
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somebody who's good at gifs needs to make a side by side of Sophie and Harry impersonating Eliot
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demonboydaydream · 2 years
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Eliot's little "that's my girl" after finding out Sophie punched Hardison
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